Kazoops! (2016) s01e01 Episode Script
Animal Pals
1 - [theme song playing.]
- Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine "Animal Pals!" [Violet.]
Jimmy Jones? Monty will be back from school in a minute! [snorts and squeals.]
[snorting.]
[squeals.]
[snorting.]
- [squeals.]
- [grunts.]
[Stan chuckles.]
Steady on, Jimmy Jones.
- I'm home! And look who's with me.
- [guinea pig squeaking.]
[snorts.]
- Nice cage, Monty! - Thanks, Dad.
[oinks.]
- Hi, Mum.
- [Violet gasps.]
Oh! What you got there, Monts? His name is Frank.
He's the class guinea pig.
Out you come, little fella.
[oinks and snorts.]
Why don't you say hello, Mum? Hello, Frank.
[snorts.]
He's so soft.
- [Monty.]
It's my turn to look after him.
- [oinks sadly.]
He's staying with us for the whole weekend! [oinks.]
Come and say hello, Jimmy Jones.
[snorts and oinks.]
[snorts.]
Come and say hi to Frank, everyone! - You bet! - [giggles.]
Ooh! I love guinea pigs! [laughs.]
Aw! Hey, Frank! Ooh! He looks like he needs a good feed.
[squeaking.]
[chuckles.]
One house, two pigs.
Eh, Jimmy Jones? [snorting.]
[all cooing.]
- [Jeanie.]
Aw.
Look at you.
- Ooh! You're gorgeous, aren't you? - [Monty.]
Ah, isn't he cute? - [Stan chuckles.]
[sighs.]
Ah.
Cootchie-coo.
- Isn't Frank brilliant, Jimmy Jones? - [snorts.]
I thought you could do with a little snack.
[squeals and snorts excitedly.]
- Here, you go! - Ooh! Delicious.
Uh, Jimmy Jones! - [grunts.]
- [giggles.]
It's not for you.
It's for Frank! [snorts.]
- Dinner's ready, Monty! - Thanks, Dad! Here you go, Frank.
All snug.
- Keep an eye on him, Jimmy Jones! - [snorts.]
[imitates car revving.]
[grunts.]
[snorts.]
I wish we could keep Frank here all the time.
Yes.
[chuckles.]
He's certainly a cutie.
[snorts sadly.]
[snorting.]
- Jimmy Jones, what are you doing? - [squeals.]
Frank could escape if you open the door to his cage.
- [whimpers.]
- Oh is that what you want? [snorting.]
You're not jealous of Frank, are you, Jimmy Jones? [oinks and snorts.]
We'll always be best friends, Jimmy Jones.
- [snorts.]
- But, Kazoops, we can have other friends too, can't we? - [snorts.]
- Just imagine [car horn honks.]
Hey, Jimmy Jones, look.
A waterhole.
"Come on in!" Said a cheetah with a grin And gee, what a lovely day - Let's get set - [snorts.]
- [chuckles.]
- To get all wet Jump in, it's time to play [Jimmy Jones squeals.]
I've never seen a warthog Jump so high - [Otis snorts.]
- And make such a great big splash It's nothing that I'm not willing to try I'll make a bigger splash in a flash - Go on, Jimmy Jones.
- Here in the savannah sun - [squeals and snorts.]
- We're all having so much fun In the waterhole Swimming in the waterhole - [chuckles.]
- [Jimmy Jones snorts.]
All my favorite pals Are all different kinds of animals In the waterhole Swimming in the waterhole A giraffe waterskiing Is a sight worth seeing I've never seen a happier soul An ostrich and a lion A zebra and a monkey Play around With a big beach ball It seems quite clear - [Otis snorts.]
- That everyone here Are all the best of friends Hey, Jimmy Jones! [laughs.]
I've never had So much fun before - Woo-hoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah! - And I hope it never ends Here in the savannah sun We're all having so much fun In the waterhole Swimming in the waterhole All my favorite pals Are all different kinds of animals - In the waterhole - [all.]
Whoa! - Swimming in the waterhole - [all laughing.]
We'll swing up to the sky Then take a break down at poolside Chat with a cheetah Laugh with a lemur Buddy with a buffalo We can all be very best friends You know Here in the savannah sun We're all having so much fun In the waterhole Swimming in the waterhole All my favorite pals - [animals cheer.]
- Are all different kinds of animals In the waterhole - [squeals and snorts.]
- Swimming in the waterhole See, it's okay, Jimmy Jones.
We can have more than one best friend.
[snorting.]
[Frank squeaking.]
[oinks.]
- Look at you two.
- [snorts.]
Wait right there.
- There you are, Monty.
Time to tuck in.
- Sure, Mum.
But can you come and see the big pig, little pig show first? - And you guys, too.
- [all.]
Mmm.
Ooh! Here we go.
[laughs.]
Aww! - [all.]
Aww.
- [Jimmy Jones snoring.]
[Monty laughs.]
Nice snore, Jimmy Jones.
- Come here, you two! - [snorting.]
There we go.
Best friends together! - That we are, Jimmy Jones.
- [snorting.]
- That we are.
- [snorts happily.]
- Kazoops! Hi! I'm Monty.
He's a boy with a big imagination And this is Jimmy Jones.
Meet the pig who's truly a sensation He's my best friend.
He's always wondering why Kazoops Kazoops Kazoops Come on.
Let's go! Kazoops is what you'll hear him say Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
Then just imagine And they're on their way Woo-hoo! On an adventure of discovery and play Kazoops Kazoops Just imagine "Animal Pals!" [Violet.]
Jimmy Jones? Monty will be back from school in a minute! [snorts and squeals.]
[snorting.]
[squeals.]
[snorting.]
- [squeals.]
- [grunts.]
[Stan chuckles.]
Steady on, Jimmy Jones.
- I'm home! And look who's with me.
- [guinea pig squeaking.]
[snorts.]
- Nice cage, Monty! - Thanks, Dad.
[oinks.]
- Hi, Mum.
- [Violet gasps.]
Oh! What you got there, Monts? His name is Frank.
He's the class guinea pig.
Out you come, little fella.
[oinks and snorts.]
Why don't you say hello, Mum? Hello, Frank.
[snorts.]
He's so soft.
- [Monty.]
It's my turn to look after him.
- [oinks sadly.]
He's staying with us for the whole weekend! [oinks.]
Come and say hello, Jimmy Jones.
[snorts and oinks.]
[snorts.]
Come and say hi to Frank, everyone! - You bet! - [giggles.]
Ooh! I love guinea pigs! [laughs.]
Aw! Hey, Frank! Ooh! He looks like he needs a good feed.
[squeaking.]
[chuckles.]
One house, two pigs.
Eh, Jimmy Jones? [snorting.]
[all cooing.]
- [Jeanie.]
Aw.
Look at you.
- Ooh! You're gorgeous, aren't you? - [Monty.]
Ah, isn't he cute? - [Stan chuckles.]
[sighs.]
Ah.
Cootchie-coo.
- Isn't Frank brilliant, Jimmy Jones? - [snorts.]
I thought you could do with a little snack.
[squeals and snorts excitedly.]
- Here, you go! - Ooh! Delicious.
Uh, Jimmy Jones! - [grunts.]
- [giggles.]
It's not for you.
It's for Frank! [snorts.]
- Dinner's ready, Monty! - Thanks, Dad! Here you go, Frank.
All snug.
- Keep an eye on him, Jimmy Jones! - [snorts.]
[imitates car revving.]
[grunts.]
[snorts.]
I wish we could keep Frank here all the time.
Yes.
[chuckles.]
He's certainly a cutie.
[snorts sadly.]
[snorting.]
- Jimmy Jones, what are you doing? - [squeals.]
Frank could escape if you open the door to his cage.
- [whimpers.]
- Oh is that what you want? [snorting.]
You're not jealous of Frank, are you, Jimmy Jones? [oinks and snorts.]
We'll always be best friends, Jimmy Jones.
- [snorts.]
- But, Kazoops, we can have other friends too, can't we? - [snorts.]
- Just imagine [car horn honks.]
Hey, Jimmy Jones, look.
A waterhole.
"Come on in!" Said a cheetah with a grin And gee, what a lovely day - Let's get set - [snorts.]
- [chuckles.]
- To get all wet Jump in, it's time to play [Jimmy Jones squeals.]
I've never seen a warthog Jump so high - [Otis snorts.]
- And make such a great big splash It's nothing that I'm not willing to try I'll make a bigger splash in a flash - Go on, Jimmy Jones.
- Here in the savannah sun - [squeals and snorts.]
- We're all having so much fun In the waterhole Swimming in the waterhole - [chuckles.]
- [Jimmy Jones snorts.]
All my favorite pals Are all different kinds of animals In the waterhole Swimming in the waterhole A giraffe waterskiing Is a sight worth seeing I've never seen a happier soul An ostrich and a lion A zebra and a monkey Play around With a big beach ball It seems quite clear - [Otis snorts.]
- That everyone here Are all the best of friends Hey, Jimmy Jones! [laughs.]
I've never had So much fun before - Woo-hoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah! - And I hope it never ends Here in the savannah sun We're all having so much fun In the waterhole Swimming in the waterhole All my favorite pals Are all different kinds of animals - In the waterhole - [all.]
Whoa! - Swimming in the waterhole - [all laughing.]
We'll swing up to the sky Then take a break down at poolside Chat with a cheetah Laugh with a lemur Buddy with a buffalo We can all be very best friends You know Here in the savannah sun We're all having so much fun In the waterhole Swimming in the waterhole All my favorite pals - [animals cheer.]
- Are all different kinds of animals In the waterhole - [squeals and snorts.]
- Swimming in the waterhole See, it's okay, Jimmy Jones.
We can have more than one best friend.
[snorting.]
[Frank squeaking.]
[oinks.]
- Look at you two.
- [snorts.]
Wait right there.
- There you are, Monty.
Time to tuck in.
- Sure, Mum.
But can you come and see the big pig, little pig show first? - And you guys, too.
- [all.]
Mmm.
Ooh! Here we go.
[laughs.]
Aww! - [all.]
Aww.
- [Jimmy Jones snoring.]
[Monty laughs.]
Nice snore, Jimmy Jones.
- Come here, you two! - [snorting.]
There we go.
Best friends together! - That we are, Jimmy Jones.
- [snorting.]
- That we are.
- [snorts happily.]