Kiss Me First (2018) s01e01 Episode Script
She Did Something
1 Oh, holy and most merciful Saviour .
.
deliver us from the bitter pain of eternal death.
Lord, you know the secrets of our hearts, hear our prayer.
Oh, God, most mighty, spare us.
Most worthy judge eternal.
At our last hour, let us not fall from you.
We have entrusted our sister Myra to God's mercy.
Bookcase and the commode and the bath chair and that's everything.
Oh, no, the wheelchair.
Are you OK? Have you got someone coming over to keep you company? Friends? My friends, yes.
I liked your mum.
She was a good person.
- Thanks.
- She went so suddenly, I wasn't expecting it.
OK, well, um Take care.
Everyone's gone.
Mothers Of the sun Your children Had it rough Ain't no foolin' We're back in school Ain't no foolin' When you feel fooled.
Agh! Oof! - Agh! - Aaah! Agh! I kicked your butt, Shadowfax.
Yeah? So why have my credits gone up? Shit.
You did it again! Anyway, where are you? Three weeks you've been gone.
I've been losing my moves because everyone's too frickin' easy.
- I was busy.
- Next time, I'm going to tear your tits off.
She's looking at you again.
Hey, I thought we were practising? Shadowfax? Don't you give me that.
Shadowfax! Come on! Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
I'm Shadowfax.
Shit.
Oh.
You didn't leave enough.
We're closed.
Can I speak to the manager? Azul! ~ We don't have a manager.
Someone messed up your order? No, I'd like to Can I have a job? I've never had a job, but I need one.
I can cook, I can clean, I can fix any computer.
Who'd you cook for? My mum.
Go cook for her, kid, yeah? She died.
She from round here? Sorry.
- You can clean up.
- When? Now, kid.
Better with the shit, then we'll see.
OK, enough.
You can come back tomorrow at 11.
Three hours, Tuesday and Thursday.
It's minimum, OK? - Thanks.
- Never be late, lady.
~ - Filming you.
- Well, stop filming.
Go on, say something.
I haven't got anything to say.
Nervous if you're filming.
Imagine I'm not here.
Well, that's silly, why would I say anything if you're not here? Silly old me.
Decrepit, more like.
Decrepit me.
Are we done? No, you have to say something.
You're precious.
You're the most precious.
You're the most precious.
Did I do well? It's perfect.
The others will love it.
Sure, but I made it for you.
Some peace down there, right? Oh, yeah.
Felt good.
Really good.
I saw her again, the girl.
- And? - She's really the one? - Well, we can look for someone else.
- Oh, no, no, I'll make it work.
I'll try.
I will.
Cool.
Now swim.
OK.
You're amazing.
Perfect.
I've come to enquire about the lodgings.
- Pardon? - The room.
It's Jonty.
I've come about the room.
Um - Are you quiet? - You won't hear a peep out of me.
Needs to be quiet here.
Um - What about your friends? - Don't Don't have any.
- Do you spend a lot of time at home? - I I am always out.
I'm, um I'm training to be an actor.
So, it's just life that I'm interested in.
I'm researching life.
- I thought you said you worked in a coffee shop.
- Oh, yes.
I'm I make a marvellous mocha.
My mum said you should make the best out of a bad situation.
Leila, I am that situation.
I really am.
I need, um, £45.
57 a week.
I can't go any lower.
Do you need to think it over? - When did your mother, uh? - 11 days ago.
Right.
Right.
Um God rest her You know.
.
.
soul? I've cleared out the wardrobe but you have to leave everything else.
OK.
Um, it'll help us to think of her.
And you can't never go in my room.
- Ever.
- Got it.
Uh, I need my privacy too for when I practice my solos.
- Your solos? - My soliloquies.
I, uh I totally lose myself.
You understand? Uh - When do you want to move in? - Uh You know Now.
I left my rucksack outside, just in case you were a bit Are you talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me? Then who the hell else you talking to? You're talking to me? You talking to me? Well, well, I'm the only one here.
You talking to me? You talking to me? Hey.
OK.
Hello? - Hey, you! - What the fuck? Aargh! Oh, that hurt.
What do you mean hurt? Nothing hurts, that's the point.
It's different here.
Diff? - What is this? - If you broke in, you should go back.
No, there's this girl.
She was watching me.
No.
Go back.
Why? Because here, what's inside you, what you're hiding, it'll come out.
I want to see.
You'll like them too much and then not being here will be too hard.
How is that bad? OK.
I warned.
Here it is.
Red Pill.
Check me out, suckers.
Half Buddha.
Wha? Ship's lady.
- Oh, my God.
- .
.
a joke.
Oh.
Eager virgin.
Oh, that's classy.
Do you mind if I get right up in there? Ugh.
Be gone, dickness.
Oh-ho.
Oh, jeez.
- Who's this? - Who knows? Found her in the forest.
I'm Shadowfax.
Shadowfax? It's cute.
But I don't think you're supposed to be here.
Definitely not supposed.
- How did you get in? - I - I just came.
- You can't just come here.
Oh, stop being so literal, Tippi.
Ignore her.
We're Red Pill.
Red Pill.
Is that a fighting team? Not exactly.
Not really into combat.
Leave that to jocks, proles, and brain deads.
So - What are you doing here? - You know, that is a good question.
What are we doing here? - We get along.
- That's it.
We all get along.
- Apart from Tippi.
- Oh, fuck you.
- You get used to her.
- Mainly, we We just talk.
- About what? - Anything.
We're losers.
We're fucked up.
Fucked.
- Right, Calumny? - Yeah.
We're the losers all the way.
We're unusual.
It It just doesn't matter so much here, that's all.
I'm Jocasta.
A bit of a mess.
Calumny, Force, Tippi.
And that's Denier.
He's a good listener.
Oh, and that's Mania.
She likes to swim.
Oh.
You're Hi.
Hey.
Hello.
Someone been bending the rules? She just came, Adrian.
Oh, I see.
Wow, a hacker.
- Well done.
- No, that's not Shadow Fax, it's nice to meet you but there are certain rules, mainly over being invited.
- But, I thought you wanted me to come.
- So, for now - We have to say goodbye.
- No Ugh.
The fuck? Hello.
Who're you talking to? - I told you not to come in here.
- OK, super.
I've Right you are.
What's inside you, what you're hiding, could come out.
Mum? Something's happening.
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Mania.
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Hm.
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Jocasta Denier Tippi.
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Oh, great.
Do you want me to fry you or scramble you? I could poach you, but it's more of a treat.
No, I have to go to work.
That's unfortunate.
I am a master of the skillet.
Hey, lazy, what're you doing? Clear your table.
I want to go home.
Don't mind her, she is always ovulating or something.
~ Leila.
You did OK.
You come three days this week, right? - OK.
Thanks.
- Clean the tables at the front and then you can bugger off.
~ You're Mania? Slightly freaky, right? But, yeah.
Here I am.
Your roommate's an interesting dude.
Does he always wear Speedos around the house? - How do you know where I live? - We found out.
Well, Adrian did.
How? He just did.
Everyone liked you.
Isn't that great? I don't understand.
What is that place? It's not It's not mapped in Azana.
No.
We're hiding.
Nobody can find it.
I found it.
Yeah, well I wanted you to.
Why? So we can be friends.
I'm working in this club tonight.
If you want to .
.
come alone.
You don't have to decide now.
I think this went well.
Don't you? What's your real name? Tess.
And you're Leila.
Everything's going to get better now.
You watch.
I can't believe you've been outside bartending Hi.
- Hi.
- You are bringing me luck, Lady, I've got a swimwear casting tomorrow.
What do you have to do? Just got to look fucking tremendous! These, these are just like a second skin.
- Right.
- Yeah, so I was - I've been working on something, check this out.
- I'm quite tired No, no, no, this is This is going to blow your baps off.
Probably not.
Pppft! Pppft! If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you.
I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you.
I will find you.
And I will kill you.
End scene.
Wow.
Erm How long have you been training? Uh, about four years.
It's definitely all coming together now.
Your friend fucking loved it.
- Friend? - Tess.
Well, she is one classy piece of rhythm and blues.
We had a lovely chat about you and Hey, presto.
Numbers.
She gave you her number? I tell you, Leila, since I met you, you are like my worry beads, my talisman, my golden shot.
Oh! I saved you a Pot Noodle! Azana profile, Mania.
Searching for mania Mania.
Azana member since 2013.
No associated team members.
Why me? Red pill.
Meaning.
Red pill.
In the 1999 film, The Matrix, the character Neo has a choice between a red pill and a blue pill.
Taking the blue pill results in a life of illusion and mindless diversion.
Neo takes the red pill, becoming aware of the truth of reality .
.
free from the exploitation of the sinister machines Oh! [I'm sorry.]
[No!.]
[Stop it!.]
(Fucking hell) Is that what you're wearing? Who said you were coming? She texted.
We're guest-listed.
- No, that's wrong.
- It's so wrong, it's right, babe.
I am your outrider, your Silver Surfer, your gallant knight.
Jesus, whatever.
It's fucking terrible.
Where did you get this? It's my mum's.
Well, hold up.
Oi! Hey, honestly, kid.
Let nobody .
.
shit on the shit we learned at drama school.
Come here.
Woo! Yeah! Can you see her? Can you see her? Jonty! Are you OK? Come on.
Ah What is this? Why do you want me here? I don't know I thought maybe you'd like it.
I mean, it's quite a cool club.
Who are you? I'm just a person.
Sometimes a sad person but tonight, I'm a ridiculously hot person.
They love me in there.
OK, you're confused, but this is going to be amazing.
What is? Us.
You want to be friends? Yeah.
But can we just - .
.
have a nice time and talk about it later? - Who is Adrian? Why is he in charge? Because He understands.
He made Red Pill.
People like us People like us? With stuff.
You telling me you haven't got stuff? If it's so amazing, why do you need me? Perhaps you need me, too.
That's the thing.
You're weird.
You're right.
You're pretty.
No! Nobody thinks I'm pretty Oh, crap.
Let me see.
Let me look at you.
Try these.
No You don't have to It's OK.
You need someone who's not going to judge.
Don't you want that? To not be judged? Whatever you did? Hey! Hey! Shots! You fucking dreamer! It's fucking horrible! Yeah! Woo! Come on! 1am 2am 3am 4am 5am Six Seven 8am, 9am, ten Let's do it again The lights are out Hold me Feel your heat Kiss me first Hold me Feel your heat Feel your heat Feel your Where will I? Here, stupid.
I've never slept in a bed with anyone apart from my mum.
It's possible.
Oh, nice machine! Yeah, my boyfriend bought it for me.
Then I dumped him.
You dumped him? Yeah, yeah, he's .
.
he's married and shit.
And there was far, far too much anal sex.
Oh.
What's this? A sense band.
- They're illegal.
- Totally illegal.
Adrian does something to them.
What does it do? Pleasure, pain Now, then, you've got to have some pain.
Keep it rough.
Come and sleep.
Your hair Tess? What's messed up with you? You know Everything.
There you are Come.
Then I dumped him.
Then I dumped him.
Totally illegal.
It's OK.
It's OK.
Sh.
Trust me.
Everything's OK.
You're here now.
Come on.
What do you think? You like it? Just like I promised.
It's good.
You're here now.
You can forget what's happened.
Everything's good.
Mania.
Stop standing around in the stones, it's a bit sneaky.
I Come and look.
I heard you speaking.
Calumny's had some problems again.
- OK.
- So I made this.
It seems like a problem, but it isn't really.
It's just a matter of confidence.
I make my father madder.
It's me.
Something in me makes him bitter.
My mother, s-she She can't take it.
I'm scared of falling.
Tell Calumny this is nothing.
It's OK.
It's nothing.
It's fine.
You can do anything.
You see? Mania understands.
You're right.
I'm not scared now.
Where's the harm in daring? That right, Mania? Uh Yeah.
Sunny Heights never looked better.
Do svidaniya.
Shadowfax.
Is she one of us, do you think? Maybe.
Good.
We'll see.
I think she did something.
Maybe she'll tell us what it was.
Goodnight .
.
Mania.
.
deliver us from the bitter pain of eternal death.
Lord, you know the secrets of our hearts, hear our prayer.
Oh, God, most mighty, spare us.
Most worthy judge eternal.
At our last hour, let us not fall from you.
We have entrusted our sister Myra to God's mercy.
Bookcase and the commode and the bath chair and that's everything.
Oh, no, the wheelchair.
Are you OK? Have you got someone coming over to keep you company? Friends? My friends, yes.
I liked your mum.
She was a good person.
- Thanks.
- She went so suddenly, I wasn't expecting it.
OK, well, um Take care.
Everyone's gone.
Mothers Of the sun Your children Had it rough Ain't no foolin' We're back in school Ain't no foolin' When you feel fooled.
Agh! Oof! - Agh! - Aaah! Agh! I kicked your butt, Shadowfax.
Yeah? So why have my credits gone up? Shit.
You did it again! Anyway, where are you? Three weeks you've been gone.
I've been losing my moves because everyone's too frickin' easy.
- I was busy.
- Next time, I'm going to tear your tits off.
She's looking at you again.
Hey, I thought we were practising? Shadowfax? Don't you give me that.
Shadowfax! Come on! Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
I'm Shadowfax.
Shit.
Oh.
You didn't leave enough.
We're closed.
Can I speak to the manager? Azul! ~ We don't have a manager.
Someone messed up your order? No, I'd like to Can I have a job? I've never had a job, but I need one.
I can cook, I can clean, I can fix any computer.
Who'd you cook for? My mum.
Go cook for her, kid, yeah? She died.
She from round here? Sorry.
- You can clean up.
- When? Now, kid.
Better with the shit, then we'll see.
OK, enough.
You can come back tomorrow at 11.
Three hours, Tuesday and Thursday.
It's minimum, OK? - Thanks.
- Never be late, lady.
~ - Filming you.
- Well, stop filming.
Go on, say something.
I haven't got anything to say.
Nervous if you're filming.
Imagine I'm not here.
Well, that's silly, why would I say anything if you're not here? Silly old me.
Decrepit, more like.
Decrepit me.
Are we done? No, you have to say something.
You're precious.
You're the most precious.
You're the most precious.
Did I do well? It's perfect.
The others will love it.
Sure, but I made it for you.
Some peace down there, right? Oh, yeah.
Felt good.
Really good.
I saw her again, the girl.
- And? - She's really the one? - Well, we can look for someone else.
- Oh, no, no, I'll make it work.
I'll try.
I will.
Cool.
Now swim.
OK.
You're amazing.
Perfect.
I've come to enquire about the lodgings.
- Pardon? - The room.
It's Jonty.
I've come about the room.
Um - Are you quiet? - You won't hear a peep out of me.
Needs to be quiet here.
Um - What about your friends? - Don't Don't have any.
- Do you spend a lot of time at home? - I I am always out.
I'm, um I'm training to be an actor.
So, it's just life that I'm interested in.
I'm researching life.
- I thought you said you worked in a coffee shop.
- Oh, yes.
I'm I make a marvellous mocha.
My mum said you should make the best out of a bad situation.
Leila, I am that situation.
I really am.
I need, um, £45.
57 a week.
I can't go any lower.
Do you need to think it over? - When did your mother, uh? - 11 days ago.
Right.
Right.
Um God rest her You know.
.
.
soul? I've cleared out the wardrobe but you have to leave everything else.
OK.
Um, it'll help us to think of her.
And you can't never go in my room.
- Ever.
- Got it.
Uh, I need my privacy too for when I practice my solos.
- Your solos? - My soliloquies.
I, uh I totally lose myself.
You understand? Uh - When do you want to move in? - Uh You know Now.
I left my rucksack outside, just in case you were a bit Are you talking to me? You talking to me? You talking to me? Then who the hell else you talking to? You're talking to me? You talking to me? Well, well, I'm the only one here.
You talking to me? You talking to me? Hey.
OK.
Hello? - Hey, you! - What the fuck? Aargh! Oh, that hurt.
What do you mean hurt? Nothing hurts, that's the point.
It's different here.
Diff? - What is this? - If you broke in, you should go back.
No, there's this girl.
She was watching me.
No.
Go back.
Why? Because here, what's inside you, what you're hiding, it'll come out.
I want to see.
You'll like them too much and then not being here will be too hard.
How is that bad? OK.
I warned.
Here it is.
Red Pill.
Check me out, suckers.
Half Buddha.
Wha? Ship's lady.
- Oh, my God.
- .
.
a joke.
Oh.
Eager virgin.
Oh, that's classy.
Do you mind if I get right up in there? Ugh.
Be gone, dickness.
Oh-ho.
Oh, jeez.
- Who's this? - Who knows? Found her in the forest.
I'm Shadowfax.
Shadowfax? It's cute.
But I don't think you're supposed to be here.
Definitely not supposed.
- How did you get in? - I - I just came.
- You can't just come here.
Oh, stop being so literal, Tippi.
Ignore her.
We're Red Pill.
Red Pill.
Is that a fighting team? Not exactly.
Not really into combat.
Leave that to jocks, proles, and brain deads.
So - What are you doing here? - You know, that is a good question.
What are we doing here? - We get along.
- That's it.
We all get along.
- Apart from Tippi.
- Oh, fuck you.
- You get used to her.
- Mainly, we We just talk.
- About what? - Anything.
We're losers.
We're fucked up.
Fucked.
- Right, Calumny? - Yeah.
We're the losers all the way.
We're unusual.
It It just doesn't matter so much here, that's all.
I'm Jocasta.
A bit of a mess.
Calumny, Force, Tippi.
And that's Denier.
He's a good listener.
Oh, and that's Mania.
She likes to swim.
Oh.
You're Hi.
Hey.
Hello.
Someone been bending the rules? She just came, Adrian.
Oh, I see.
Wow, a hacker.
- Well done.
- No, that's not Shadow Fax, it's nice to meet you but there are certain rules, mainly over being invited.
- But, I thought you wanted me to come.
- So, for now - We have to say goodbye.
- No Ugh.
The fuck? Hello.
Who're you talking to? - I told you not to come in here.
- OK, super.
I've Right you are.
What's inside you, what you're hiding, could come out.
Mum? Something's happening.
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A founder member since 2013.
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Hm.
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Oh, great.
Do you want me to fry you or scramble you? I could poach you, but it's more of a treat.
No, I have to go to work.
That's unfortunate.
I am a master of the skillet.
Hey, lazy, what're you doing? Clear your table.
I want to go home.
Don't mind her, she is always ovulating or something.
~ Leila.
You did OK.
You come three days this week, right? - OK.
Thanks.
- Clean the tables at the front and then you can bugger off.
~ You're Mania? Slightly freaky, right? But, yeah.
Here I am.
Your roommate's an interesting dude.
Does he always wear Speedos around the house? - How do you know where I live? - We found out.
Well, Adrian did.
How? He just did.
Everyone liked you.
Isn't that great? I don't understand.
What is that place? It's not It's not mapped in Azana.
No.
We're hiding.
Nobody can find it.
I found it.
Yeah, well I wanted you to.
Why? So we can be friends.
I'm working in this club tonight.
If you want to .
.
come alone.
You don't have to decide now.
I think this went well.
Don't you? What's your real name? Tess.
And you're Leila.
Everything's going to get better now.
You watch.
I can't believe you've been outside bartending Hi.
- Hi.
- You are bringing me luck, Lady, I've got a swimwear casting tomorrow.
What do you have to do? Just got to look fucking tremendous! These, these are just like a second skin.
- Right.
- Yeah, so I was - I've been working on something, check this out.
- I'm quite tired No, no, no, this is This is going to blow your baps off.
Probably not.
Pppft! Pppft! If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you.
I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you.
I will find you.
And I will kill you.
End scene.
Wow.
Erm How long have you been training? Uh, about four years.
It's definitely all coming together now.
Your friend fucking loved it.
- Friend? - Tess.
Well, she is one classy piece of rhythm and blues.
We had a lovely chat about you and Hey, presto.
Numbers.
She gave you her number? I tell you, Leila, since I met you, you are like my worry beads, my talisman, my golden shot.
Oh! I saved you a Pot Noodle! Azana profile, Mania.
Searching for mania Mania.
Azana member since 2013.
No associated team members.
Why me? Red pill.
Meaning.
Red pill.
In the 1999 film, The Matrix, the character Neo has a choice between a red pill and a blue pill.
Taking the blue pill results in a life of illusion and mindless diversion.
Neo takes the red pill, becoming aware of the truth of reality .
.
free from the exploitation of the sinister machines Oh! [I'm sorry.]
[No!.]
[Stop it!.]
(Fucking hell) Is that what you're wearing? Who said you were coming? She texted.
We're guest-listed.
- No, that's wrong.
- It's so wrong, it's right, babe.
I am your outrider, your Silver Surfer, your gallant knight.
Jesus, whatever.
It's fucking terrible.
Where did you get this? It's my mum's.
Well, hold up.
Oi! Hey, honestly, kid.
Let nobody .
.
shit on the shit we learned at drama school.
Come here.
Woo! Yeah! Can you see her? Can you see her? Jonty! Are you OK? Come on.
Ah What is this? Why do you want me here? I don't know I thought maybe you'd like it.
I mean, it's quite a cool club.
Who are you? I'm just a person.
Sometimes a sad person but tonight, I'm a ridiculously hot person.
They love me in there.
OK, you're confused, but this is going to be amazing.
What is? Us.
You want to be friends? Yeah.
But can we just - .
.
have a nice time and talk about it later? - Who is Adrian? Why is he in charge? Because He understands.
He made Red Pill.
People like us People like us? With stuff.
You telling me you haven't got stuff? If it's so amazing, why do you need me? Perhaps you need me, too.
That's the thing.
You're weird.
You're right.
You're pretty.
No! Nobody thinks I'm pretty Oh, crap.
Let me see.
Let me look at you.
Try these.
No You don't have to It's OK.
You need someone who's not going to judge.
Don't you want that? To not be judged? Whatever you did? Hey! Hey! Shots! You fucking dreamer! It's fucking horrible! Yeah! Woo! Come on! 1am 2am 3am 4am 5am Six Seven 8am, 9am, ten Let's do it again The lights are out Hold me Feel your heat Kiss me first Hold me Feel your heat Feel your heat Feel your Where will I? Here, stupid.
I've never slept in a bed with anyone apart from my mum.
It's possible.
Oh, nice machine! Yeah, my boyfriend bought it for me.
Then I dumped him.
You dumped him? Yeah, yeah, he's .
.
he's married and shit.
And there was far, far too much anal sex.
Oh.
What's this? A sense band.
- They're illegal.
- Totally illegal.
Adrian does something to them.
What does it do? Pleasure, pain Now, then, you've got to have some pain.
Keep it rough.
Come and sleep.
Your hair Tess? What's messed up with you? You know Everything.
There you are Come.
Then I dumped him.
Then I dumped him.
Totally illegal.
It's OK.
It's OK.
Sh.
Trust me.
Everything's OK.
You're here now.
Come on.
What do you think? You like it? Just like I promised.
It's good.
You're here now.
You can forget what's happened.
Everything's good.
Mania.
Stop standing around in the stones, it's a bit sneaky.
I Come and look.
I heard you speaking.
Calumny's had some problems again.
- OK.
- So I made this.
It seems like a problem, but it isn't really.
It's just a matter of confidence.
I make my father madder.
It's me.
Something in me makes him bitter.
My mother, s-she She can't take it.
I'm scared of falling.
Tell Calumny this is nothing.
It's OK.
It's nothing.
It's fine.
You can do anything.
You see? Mania understands.
You're right.
I'm not scared now.
Where's the harm in daring? That right, Mania? Uh Yeah.
Sunny Heights never looked better.
Do svidaniya.
Shadowfax.
Is she one of us, do you think? Maybe.
Good.
We'll see.
I think she did something.
Maybe she'll tell us what it was.
Goodnight .
.
Mania.