Kourtney and Kim Take Miami (2009) s01e01 Episode Script

Paint the Town D A S H

New beginnings.
What do new beginnings mean to you? Call in.
I want to know what your thoughts are, and if any of you guys are experiencing new beginnings, share them with me.
We could be scared together.
I'm Khloe, and you're listening to Khloe After Dark.
We're in Miami for the summer.
This city is amazing.
We're gonna have so much fun.
(whooping) How fab! Ooh, and the beach is right there.
We're staying at the Hotel Bentley, and it's amazing.
(horn honks) Miami, the Kardashians are here! Hey, Kourt.
This is fab.
My sisters and I are really excited to open up our second Dash store.
Khloe, you're really slow at steaming.
Opening up a new Dash is a lot of work.
We actually brought Lily from our L.
A.
store with us.
Coming here to Miami with a new group of girls and training them WO (Bleep).
I'm a little nervous to see how that kind of falls into play.
I've been friends with Kourtney for several years now, and she recently let me know that she was opening a store here in Miami.
I'm Carrie.
I'm an aspiring model out of Miami.
I'm so excited to work at Dash.
I think it's a great opportunity.
It's nice to have people that you can trust.
We're basically family, so Yeah.
And it's a family business, so let's keep making the family bigger.
I agree.
Part of the whole reason why we came out here together is because we're both single.
Single sisters in Miami.
(whooping) Do you have any fries with that shake, sexy? We ordered the regular hangers.
We'll have to switch all the hangers out.
Is the goal to get everything done by tomorrow? We're four days away from the grand opening of Dash.
We have to get business licenses, decorate the store There is so much to be done.
(screams) We are throwing a huge party for our Dash store.
We're on a major time crunch.
I just hope we make it.
I'm sorry, but we have really great taste in ordering clothes.
Dash Miami.
Hi, Erica.
It's Khloe.
Hi.
How are you? Good.
How are you? How's Dash doing? Besides Kourtney being a hard ass on us over here, we're good.
Is Kourt there? Can I talk to her? Yeah, she is.
Hold on a second.
What's going on? Nothing.
I'm sorry that I'm not there.
It's okay.
I know you're stressed with the radio show and Michael got me a driver 'cause he knew how nauseous I was, and he didn't want me to crash.
Oh, come on.
I've always wanted my own radio show, so for the last few months, I've been going on auditions, using all my connections.
I actually got my own radio show right here in Miami on Y100, which is one of the biggest networks in the country.
Literally, I've been nauseous all day long, about to, like, pee in my pants.
Natural to pee in your pants? Oh, my God, they turned me into a van.
This is so scary.
My very first radio show is only a few days away.
I am so nervous.
h.
Hi.
Nice bag.
Thanks.
How you doing? Good.
How are you? Terrence, my co-host he is one of the hosts on106th and Park on BET.
When Khloe wanted to find a co-host, she needed somebody that wasn't gonna be scared of her, so that's why she called me, so I can put her in her place when she needs to be in place.
I'm really excited.
How are you feeling? 'Cause this is your first show today.
I'm nervous, but I'm excited.
Like, we've practiced a lot.
I think I know what I'm doing.
You sure you're not gonna get up there and choke? You ready for this? Uh, I hope not.
Yo.
Hey! What's going on? Hello.
Hi, doll.
Hi, Khloe.
How are you? Michael Yo is my radio producer.
He is someone that takes his job incredibly seriously.
We put a lot of money into advertising the show.
I don't know if you saw your vehicle when you first came in.
I saw it.
Do you love it? Yeah, I love it.
And we have advertisements all over the city for your show, so we're putting a lot of money behind this.
What we want to come out is you, but Khloe, no cursing.
We None at all? None.
Yeah, just like 90% of my vocabulary is, like (four bleeps) That is pretty much what I say.
Or to suck something.
No cursing on the air, please.
All right, so you guys ready to go check out the studio? Yeah, I want to see where we're going to work Yeah, absolutely.
Your bejeweled mic right here.
Your first radio show days away.
I mean, you got to get prepped.
You got to know what you're talking about, because the thing is, people are going to be able to call you and call your bluff.
I know me and Khloe talked a good game, but I'm looking at her, and I'm really seeing a little bit of intimidation on her face.
If you're not all on your game, somebody can call you and say, "Hey, your show's really sucking tonight," and hang up on you.
You got to be prepared.
See, Terrence I mean, his job is to make sure that everything is tight.
This is your station.
We get that, and it comes with time.
It comes with time.
And comfortability is See, me and Terrence are new BFFs.
You are, like, Hitler.
Welcome to Miami, Kimmy.
We're finally a business owner in Miami.
This is so exciting.
Hello! This is, like, mine and Kourtney's shindig.
Not really yours.
Um, who's a part owner in Dash? You didn't do anything.
You're a part owner, but hello.
You're just here for the store opening.
Don't start me off in a bad mood, seriously.
Don't start me off in a bad mood.
No, no, like, seriously, though like, I'm not going to act like I'm not a part of, like, the store, so stop.
What do I say to you? That I don't do (bleep) for the store.
What have you done? What have you done? What have I done? Everything.
PR is a huge part of making sure that our store grand opening is a huge success, and that's what Kim is here to do.
And Khloe is just not happy about it.
This is your thing Yes! and I'll let you guys have that, but it's not going to be, like, "What don't you do? You don't do anything! You don't do anything!" That's what just came out of your mouth and that's not how it's going to go where I will not be a part of it.
When you get louder, I totally get you more.
You're so Mom.
Well, you obviously are so dumb that you're not understanding what I'm saying.
I am.
There's no time for this.
We're trying to open a store here.
Why don't you take another picture? Do you think that Kimberly's going to come and help us? No.
She's a bitch.
She wants all this attention for herself, and I have bigger things to worry about.
Khloe and I set up a meeting with Kim and our friends, Jonathan and Simon, who run one of the biggest PR firms in the country.
Hi, guys! Hi! Hi! Me time.
Sorry we're a little bit late.
We're having a meeting.
Kim storms in, doesn't even say a word to Khloe.
This is about to get ugly.
Are you with that bitch-ass whore? What a bitch.
Like, what a diva, seriously.
And coming now in here trying to work it out.
Khloe, Khloe I just hope we'll be able to get something accomplished.
We're going to have, basically, the who's who of Miami VIP media here.
This town is really like a small town here.
You guys have to invite, like, your VIPs, 'cause our job is going to be the media.
Wait, we're inviting people? Well, just local Miami VIPs.
Oh, you guys won't help us? No, you've got to invite people Like, come on, you're a smarter than that.
I don't know local Miami VIPs.
I am smarter than that? I had no idea I was.
Oh, my God! I had no idea, Kim.
Can we finish the meeting first? You front like you know what's going on and you're this big, smart businesswoman, but you don't have your (bleep) together.
We all have different roles No one told you you had to.
so my part in this business is publicly, you know, talking about it and bringing publicity to this business that companies pay millions of dollars to do.
Take a picture You guys, shut the (bleep) up! I don't have time for this.
We're trying to open a store here.
We're not trying to have an ego war.
Kim has her role.
Khloe has her role.
And everyone needs to get over it and accept it.
You're both wrong in certain ways.
And you just need to have a conversation when you're calmed down.
You need to walk away from it and let it calm down.
I tried to walk away.
I can't even look at her.
What's wrong with you? I'm just so irritated that Kim barges in here like she's here to save the day when she has no idea how much work we've done.
I'm doing this radio show I've got to get Kim and Khloe back together.
We need Kim at our store opening.
She's doing all of the press and PR for the store.
Right, but so are we.
Kim does her job, but I don't need people Well, then but you aren't doing that, 'cause you're doing the other stuff I can do the other stuff.
so you need to be appreciative of what she's doing.
I am appreciative, but I can do it in a second.
I totally get your point this is a business try to be mature and not beat the (bleep) out of her or something.
All right, honey? Yeah! What? I could beat the (bleep) out of you then.
don't! Yes.
If you beat the (bleep) out of me What would you do to me? Stop, Khloe! I'm going to be a professional folder.
(girls clamoring, laughing) My closet is going to be perfect.
It's two days before our store opening.
Kim and Khloe are still not talking.
Lily and I did such a good job buying all these clothes.
Thank God I have the Dash girls to help me pick up the slack.
I just can't wait to get it done.
Me, too.
Everything done.
So here's how your show's going to go.
Your first hour, Khloe, you're going to open the show off Tonight is the night of my first radio show, and literally, I have had weeks and weeks to think about this day.
And now, this day is here.
I'm incredibly nervous.
You've got to know how you're going to get into stuff, how you're going to get out of stuff.
And remember, Khloe, be yourself.
Are you ready? Miami/Fort Lauderdale, Khloe Kardashian is loose on the streets.
This isKhloe After Darkon Y100.
Hello, Miami.
Welcome everybody.
I am Khloe Kardashian, your host, and Terrence J is in the building.
Hey, baby.
Hello, doll.
Khloe, you look good tonight.
You ready? You look good, too.
You got a little Miami tan.
Yo, listen, it's the inaugural edition of Khloe After Dark.
I'm happy to be here.
Once the show gets going, the pressure kind of disappears.
Everything's flowing perfectly and Terrence really puts me at ease.
Do you like a guy that talks in the bed? You want your man to talk? Yes.
Oh, yes.
I like you to yell at me and, like, just screa ah! Really? Dirty names, pull my hair, tell me what you want.
Tell me what to do to you.
Michael Yo scheduled for my first in-studio guest to be a sex toy expert.
This is right up my alley.
Talking about butt plugs, we have the small and we have the large.
Hold up, don't ever! Oh, my God! Eww! Just so we're clear, don't ever look me in the face and then say, "Talking about butt plugs," okay? Terrence has never been anally stimulated.
Never, ever.
Don't leave the studio.
There's a first time for everything.
I'll buy a pocket rocket.
The first show was awesome.
Khloe was amazing.
Terrence was amazing.
You put them together, this is something very special.
I'm very excited for it.
We're cutting to a break on Y100.
I just finished my first radio show and I'm so happy how it went.
It has always been a dream of mine to be a radio personality.
And I feel like I'm really meant for this.
So you had the first big show.
What are we "cheers-ing" to? To many more great shows.
I'm not mad at that many more great shows.
You're built for this, baby.
You're built for this and you ain't even know it.
I really needed your help.
Terrence and I were out.
We're having fun.
We're celebrating.
I mean, we have a lot of fun together.
I really love being around him.
(Terrence whooping) What do you look for in a guy? I like muscular men.
Not like Arnold Schwarzenegger muscles I love these muscles.
Those are great.
I like a woman that's got some meat on her bones.
So you like the bigger the better.
I like to keep my lines blurry.
Yo, Khloe looks good.
The curves are looking right.
I just I'm really just starting to dig her as a person.
Nah, you're way too small for me, kiddo.
(Khloe giggling) Let's get it on and crackin', come on.
After the last couple of weeks I've done so many things and I just feel so relieved and this is probably like one of the best nights of my life.
I wake up this morning and I'm literally drunk like, not tipsy, drunk.
I just feel really awkward right now because I love Terrence and I respect our work situation.
So I'm a little fearful what that kiss might've done.
(cell phone rings) Hello? Hey, it's Jonathan.
Hey.
There's a little problem.
Oh, God, what? Kim's freaking out.
She's at her hotel room and she's, like, leaving, and She's leaving? Who is it? What? What are you doing? What do you think I'm doing? Why would you be packing? 'Cause obviously there's no need for me here.
You're leaving and we have the opening party.
That's, like, the reason you came.
I'm not trying to take anything away from you guys.
We want you to stay.
We're not trying we're not telling you to leave No, you might want me to stay, Khloe clearly doesn't get it could help the business for all three of us.
So unless she apologizes and unless she checks her attitude, then I really don't want to be a part of Dash anymore.
I just think that the reason Khloe blew up was because of your, like, totally ignoring her radio show.
Like, you haven't even asked her once how it is.
Oh, (bleep), I forgot about it.
And she's been, like, really nervous, and she Like, I think she's just scared.
Like, she has too much on her plate.
I think that by reminding Kim about Khloe's radio show allowed her to see why Khloe is so stressed out, and maybe understand Khloe's side a little bit, too.
I'm just trying to help.
Hey, Khlo.
What? Wait, what happened? Wait, who are you with? Kim.
Oh.
That's terrible.
Do you want us to come over there? Yeah, come here.
WO Just step back for a minute.
Okay, everybody step back, everybody step back.
Dash has turned into a complete crime scene.
There's police, paparazzi, lookie-loos Oh, my God.
The damage is not even that bad.
If there's anything that we can do, we'll be happy to come right away.
You guys, we're not open until Thursday.
This is not the way we want Dash to be known to the public for the first time.
We just need to fix it and move on.
Here, I'll do it.
You'll do it? Yeah.
Thanks, Kimmy.
You didn't offer.
No, I didn't.
And I don't want to.
Your shoes are too cute to offer to paint.
Exactly.
I'm really sorry that I said that you don't help us, 'cause you do.
And obviously, you're trying to make an effort.
You're helping right now, even in your Louboutin shoes.
And I'm sorry that I didn't ask you about your radio show.
I feel like you just never really talked to me about it.
Yeah, I think it's much more entertaining when you guys are fighting.
This love (bleep) is making me want to vomit That's nice of you.
right on you.
Okay.
When Kim offers to paint over the graffiti and help clean it up, I mean, it's such a small gesture, but it means so much to me, because it was so out of her character.
She's not really, like, a down-and-dirty type of girl.
Not the shoes.
Not on the shoes.
Hey.
Hi.
I haven't seen Terrence since our kiss the other night.
I've been dreading talking to him about what happened.
I've been looking for you everywhere.
And I've been wanting to talk to you.
I am so uncomfortable about everything.
I mean, look, that was that was a little bit of too much partying, a little bit of liquor It was just a long night.
Love you, but you and I work together.
It has to be professional.
Naw, that's how I feel, exactly.
Right.
I'm so happy to hear that Terrence and I are both on the same page about trying to get past this kiss.
Thank God we can put it behind us.
You definitely kissed me, though.
Yeah, you kissed me first and I kissed you back.
I didn't I didn't kiss you.
I was standing there and you kissed me.
I mean, I know that I was drinking, but you and I were drinking just as much.
I mean, I know.
It was a celebration.
No, no, no, it was a fun time, but you definitely kissed me.
It's okay.
We have a little story, Terrence and I, to tell.
Are we really going to do? Yeah, we're going to do this.
We're going to talk all about it.
Terrence and I got a little drunk, both of us, and, uh, one thing led to another and we actually kissed.
Now, we still don't know who kissed who.
Terrence thinks I attacked him.
And there's three sides to every story, mine, yours and what the truth is.
Let's go to Jessica in New Jersey.
I wouldn't blame either one of you.
I would say that it was the alcohol that made you guys do it.
I mean, I get that.
I will blame it on the alcohol.
Oh, let's go to Kevin from West Palm Beach.
Oh, you guys are feeling each other, no doubt.
I'm telling you right now.
You guys would not be doing, talking about this topic if there wasn't anything going on.
There's nothing going on between Terrence and I.
I promise you.
(Khloe laughs) This week has been so stressful and dramatic.
And I'm just so excited to all be able to go out as sisters and have fun at our big store opening.
All right, you guys, let's go.
Let's go? We're waiting on you.
We roll up at The Clevelander South Beach and there is so much press here.
Guys, there's, like, a thousand people waiting upstairs for you.
Kim got Jonathan and Simon to throw this amazing party for us.
And the press is insane.
Kim really did come through for us.
We are going through interview after interview taking picture after picture With all of this press, everyone will know that Dash is here in Miami.
K.
K.
Dolls forever.
Hi! Okay, let's cut it.
Okay, does this cut? No.
Today is our big store grand opening.
There are hundreds of people lined up outside of Dash.
we got so much work done, I can already tell this is a huge success.
I know none of this could happen without my sisters and the help of my Dash Dolls, even.
now we just need jeniffer lopez grab her cell phone, and recall us or he coming here, sharp.
Still need some fix.

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