LEGO Legends of Chima (2013) s01e01 Episode Script

Hey! Cragger: Yes! Eris: Cragger! What are you doing? Me? Nothing much.
Destroying the lions, seizing their precious chi, And avenging my parents, why? What are you up to? Uh-huh, begging you to stop this, please, Before someone gets hurt.
Yeah, about that Too late.
Laval: It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Sir punch-a-lot, now's not the time.
Aw, but then again Hah! I'm really late now.
We'll finish this later, sir p.
Now, where is that harness? ( chuckles ) right where I left it.
Glad you could make it for the most important moment Of your life.
Sorry, dad, this dub distracted me.
You only reach the age of becoming once, son.
I know, dad.
Today, you stop acting like a little cub, And become a true lion.
I know that too, dad.
A true warrior, who will lead this whole tribe someday.
II'll make you proud, dad.
My son laval, for the first time You shall take an orb of chi, Place it in your chest, And feel the power of nature itself, The almighty life force of chi.
Awesome! I-I mean For chima! My chi! What in the name of cavora is that? Leonidas: Crocodiles! Wolves! And ravens! Defend the temple! Protect the chi! Just let me get my chi! Hey! Get away from my chi! ( yells ): No! Gotta get my speedor! Look out! Coming through! Now where'd you go with my chi? Ah, there you are! Whoops! Here's a tip for you, and you.
Whoo-hoo! HeyWhere'd he go? HmmLet's see, Tree, plant, tree, tree, And crocodile! It's all downhill from here, croc.
Literally! Whoo-hoo! Whoa! ( snarls ): Who let the cat out? Drop the chi, swamp boy! Never! Just like a mud lover to do things the messy way.
Time to fly some fur! Whoo-hoo! ( in unison ): Whoa! ( lisping ) I think I bit my tongue.
Ha-ha! Croc meets foot! Lion meets spear! What did those trees ever do to you? Wha-oh! Oh, oh! AhOoh.
Whoa! Mind if I take this tail out for a swing? Now, surrender thief! Cragger? Cragger, is that you? Cragger! Cragger.
Cragger! Where are you? Hey, hey, the game's called hide and seek, Not hide and attack! Oh, you and your rules.
Don't you lions ever just wanna improvise? Well, sure.
In fact, our tribe has very specific rules About improvising.
( scoffs ) Of course, more rules.
What's this one called? Banana.
Banana? Banana what? Banana on the crocodile's tail! Huh? Mm, munchies! Thanks, crocadude! What? Hey, put me down, gorzan! That's another one for me, you mouthy mud lover! Oh, go cough up a hairball, you overgrown cat! Nice one, laval! Not only did you find cragger, but gorzan too! And rogon! The old "banana on the crocodile's tail" rule, That's so funny! I don't get it.
Laval: Only one still missing is worriz.
Eris, did you bring skinnet? Eris: And nose clips too! Okay skinnet, if you don't mind.
Enough, enough! Make it stop! Sorry! You know I have a very sensitive nose, laval.
That is so not fair! It's not fair, It's what cragger calls improvising.
Nice try there, friend, like I didn't see that coming.
You were saying? Cool move, almost as cool as this! Get it off, get it off! Thanks.
Doesn't he ever wake up? Only when you whisper ( whispers ) very softly, like this.
Who's there? What'd you say? ( laughs ) oh.
It's you, laval.
Stop talking so loud, I'm trying to sleep here.
( laughs ) Quick question, who's your best friend? Quick answer, you are.
Yes! Same here.
Duh, isn't it obvious? Nothing will ever come between us.
I know.
Hey, you wanna try something really awesome? Yes, sounds fun.
Laval: Whoa, are you sure about this? You wanna sneak in and see the sacred pool of chi? The most hallowed place in all of chima? What, are you scared? No, I'm not scared.
Don't you wanna see it too? Well, yeah, we will.
When we reach the age of becoming, We'll be able to plug chi any time we want.
Yeah, but why wait? It'll just be a quick peek.
Oh, I don't know.
You're gonna bring up all your lion rules again? Well, yeah.
All I have to say about that is Banana on the crocodile's tail! Last one there's a rotten skunk! Whoa! Will you look at that? Yeah, great, seen it, let's go! Hold on a sec.
Haven't you always wanted to feel what it's like? No, not yet.
Put that back! We can't.
The rules! This is really bad! Aw, who's gonna know? Cragger, no! Cragger, snap out of it! Cragger! ( roaring ) cragger, is everything okay? Bear, straight up ahead! You want me to go straight? No, There's a bear straight up ahead! Huh? Cragger, you've got to calm-- Cragger, no! Chain the croc, call his parents.
Are you okay, laval? What were you thinking? Sneaking into the lion temple, taking chi? We just wanted a peek, I didn't know he was gonna plug an orb! You're both too young for chi.
Until the age of becoming, it's too powerful.
Look at what happens, that's why we have these rules.
Cragger could have really hurt himself, Or one of you.
I'm sorry, dad, We were just trying to have some fun.
Fun? Sometimes, laval, You really have to ask yourself Is this the right thing to do? Is it? No.
Now, I have to explain this to cragger's parents, And you know how they are.
King crominus ( shouts ): He did what? Nobody blasts and chains my son! They'll pay for this, they will! King crominus: How could you do this, lagravis? It was the only way to stop him, you know the rules.
The rules say nothing about pulsing and chaining A little crocling.
Father, not that little.
Quiet, cragger.
Chi-ing up before the age of becoming Is strictly forbidden.
We've had that rule for a thousand years.
You know what happens.
Yes, And so does your son.
But that didn't stop him from making my cragger Plug chi before his time.
What? But I tried to stop him! Quiet, laval.
King crominus: I believe an apology is in order.
Agreed.
Then we can put all this behind us.
No need for bad blood between our tribes.
Yes, there's been enough of that in the past.
So about that apology, Whenever you're ready, cragger.
Actually, I was expecting the apology From you and your son.
( in unison ): What? You don't really think cragger's to blame for this, do you? An impressionable young croc taken advantage of By a noble lion, who should know much better.
You've gotta be kidding me! It was all cragger's idea! Know your place, lion child! And you know yours.
Perhaps it is best if we settle this at another time, And another place.
As far as I'm concerned, it is settled.
For a thousand years, The lions have watched over this pool of chi.
We ensure that it's used properly By all in chima.
What your son did was not proper.
Worst apology ever, lagravis.
This isn't over, lions, We crocodiles never forget.
Never! I thought it was elephants that never forget.
Laval Just go to your room.
Ha! Okay, you found me.
Can we play something else now? Hide and seek is so ( yawns ) I know.
It's laval's game.
I'm much more into hide and attack! Will you stop that? Maybe you should see if laval is available For your little kiddie games.
Hey, not kiddie games They're fighting games, for kids.
Besides, my father won't let me play With the lions anymore.
Yeah, I heard, plugging chi before the age, That's bold.
Thanks.
Now I only have one question.
The chi, what's it like? Oh, mother of mud It's the best thing ever.
Like being born all over again, But with super powers.
Come on, I'll show you.
Shouldn't there be more guards? Who cares? There's the chi, worriz, ours for the taking! Oh! It's not what you think, I was just-- Ask worriz! He'll-- worriz! I mean, it was all laval's idea.
Really? 'cause I haven't been allowed out of my room in weeks.
Just ask those guys there, they've been guarding it.
Watch him, while I call his father.
No, you can't do that! Yeah? And who's gonna stop us? Look out! Hey, no one attacks my dad and gets away with it! Boys.
Stop this, now! King crominus, come quick! It's the croc flare! Lagravis: Not good.
Leonidas, longtooth, we need to prepare.
Huh? Laval? How'd you--? My dad taught me how to ride up here at the fangs.
There's no way you can outrun me in these rocks.
Come on, we went everywhere together.
How come you never took me up here? Because it's dangerous! There are hidden sinkholes and caves all over the fangs! That, and my dad has a rule Against coming up here without him.
Ugh, you and your rules again! Whoa! Watch it! That's a deep one.
You know, sometimes it makes sense to follow a rule or two.
Thanks, but I can do without the lecture, laval.
You wanted to check out the sacred pool Just as much as I did.
Yeah, for a little fun and adventure, But not for the chi! If only you knew what it felt like, the power You'd do the same to me in a second, you would.
No, cragger, I wouldn't.
And I wouldn't sell out my best friend for it, either.
Laval I'm sorry about this.
About what? The lying and backstabbing? Or just breaking all the rules and stealing our chi? Actually, neither.
I'm sorry about calling for Them.
Worriz's troops! Cragger, what have you done? I, uh, panicked, and I, uh, I might of accidentally sent up a croc flare.
You what? Hey, I said I'm sorry.
Let me talk to them.
Father! Cragger, step away from the lion.
We've been worried sick about you, darling.
That lion is a terrible influence.
But it's not his fault.
Mother, honestly, the lions are okay.
Battle formations everyone! Incoming! Cragger: It's all a misunderstanding! King crominus: We can't take that chance, son.
Last time they blasted you.
This time it's our turn.
Dad, look out! No hiding for you, lagravis! Fire the clawpoon! A clawpoon? Really? Dad! We've got to stop this! Get down, laval.
That was a croc flare they sent up before.
That means only one thing Full on battle! I know, but-- Laval! Laval: We've got to stop this! My queen! Can't hold on! Everyone out! ( groans ) I can't move.
Stop, stop! The ground's unstable! Please, this is all my fault.
I shouldn't have taken the chi, or blamed laval, Or shot that croc flare.
Blame me, not them.
We surrender.
Just stop.
My parents are stuck inside! That's why I'm pulling that tank towards more stable ground.
That whole area could collapse at any second! Cragger, it's okay, they'll be fine.
No, they won't.
What are you doing? Saving my parents from you lions! Cragger! Get off there now! No, I can open this.
If I just had the strength.
If I just had Some chi.
I, uh You're in charge now, son.
Make us proud.
And whatever you do, don't-- Hello! They can't hear us.
Don't worry, my queen, We'll get out of here eventually.
But what about cragger? He knows the lions are not to blame.
He'll do the right thing.
I was just trying to warn him, Whatever you do, don't listen to your sister.
Listen to me, brother, We'll make the lions pay.
It wasn't the lion's fault.
Trust me, they're our enemy, brother.
Or should I say King.