Lilo & Stitch The Series (2003) s01e01 Episode Script
Richter
Bye! Man, the ice is already melting.
I'll still take a soda.
- Look out! - Earthquake! Geologists are still looking into the unusual quake centred at Lahui Beach that rocked the island this morning.
625, turn that thing off! I'm trying to get this communication relay back online and you're not helping! What's the matter? Can't handle plugging in wires by yourself? At least I'll be ready in case of a sandwich shortage! Shortage? News flash from the Crab Nebula, space whale, there was a quake today! I'm not taking chances.
I'm stocking up! Gantu! You landlocked cetacean, why have you not reported? I hate my life.
Dr Hamsterviel! The communication relay was down.
I pay you for results, and all you do is disappoint! If you do not bring me an experiment soon, I will abuse you physically as well as verbally! Understood, sir.
Experiment 513 activated.
Primary function: Geological disruption.
A quake-making experiment! Excellent! Bring it to me at once! I've called you all together for an emergency earthquake readiness meeting! Now, planetary shaking is measured on what is called a Richter scale.
Today's quake was a 5.
0.
Quite moderate and perfectly normal, but a good reminder to us all: Be prepared and don't panic! Repeat, do not panic! I'm thinking you are panicking.
Me? Of course not.
This planet is composed of a system of geologic faults and plates that are all in constant flux, which can lead to mass destruction! What are we doing? We should all be panicking! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Duck and cover.
Duck and Thanks.
A face-full of cold-bonded hydrogen and oxygen always calms my nerves.
Now where was I? You were telling us not to panic when you started panicking.
Right! Right.
I just wanna make sure we're all prepared.
That's why I've put together these special earthquake kits! My research shows that these kits contain all the items one needs in case of a quake, such as dehydrated protein supplements, rehydration container, handheld incandescent illuminator, and with my outside expert experience, I've added a few items of my own: Anti-shaking belly buffer metallic cranial protector, braided fibre quadruped restraint, modulated frequency receiver, emergency ouch reducer and plenty of banded cloth adhesive to keep loose items in place.
- Any questions? - Nani! Nani! Hey, Lilo, is your sister home? Yeah, but I don't think she's feeling well.
She said something about having a big zit.
Lilo! No, I'm fine.
Well, then what were you popping when What a darling.
Yeah.
Oh, Mr Wong wants you down at the rental hut.
What? I'm not due in today.
I know, but that quake this morning was centred near the beach.
It did some damage.
I need you to get everything back on the shelves.
Luckily, the new shake machine wasn't damaged.
It's the only thing around here that makes us any money.
But, Mr Wong, today's my day off.
Hey, you like your job, right? I'm all about surf shop rentaling.
Good.
I'll be back later to see how you're doing.
Looks like the hut threw up.
Lilo, you and Stitch clean over on that side.
David and I will start here.
Oh, no! Not the shake machine.
Mr Wong is going to explode.
That's it! You're going home where you won't get me into any more trouble! No, Stitch! You gotta learn to be more careful.
You can't just break things all the time.
If you like something, you gotta take care of it.
Otherwise you won't have it anymore.
Earth forms? Did you notice any unusual creatures after today's quake? - Just you.
- Why are you so big? I'm from the eighth planet in the Kreplok system where I mean, I'm from Samoa.
- Well, all right.
- Well, now we know.
He must be looking for an experiment.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the weird earthquake? Yes.
That would be Experiment 513.
Is earthquake-maker.
- It just shakes things? - Just shaking? Little girl is not understanding.
Quake today was teensy little jiggle to 513.
Is programmed to locate weakest geologic point on island for to make one big, ginormous, evil earthquake! Most likely, 513 will head for big fault at base of volcano.
Is imperative 513 not get underground! Unless you are wanting evil quake? Is there any way to stop it? These cartridges will help to capture experiment.
Are filled with very sticky substance to hold 513.
Like a booger! Hold on! Nobody's going anywhere! Not without their earthquake kits! Now come on, Jumba, time for another earthquake drill.
No more with the drilling.
Remember, duck, cover and scream! Duck, cover and scream! Come on, ducking, covering, screaming! Sometimes I get really embarrassed for him.
Let's get him sticky.
Hold it right there, shaky guy! Out of the way.
This abomination is mine.
Jumba said, "Don't let him get underground", didn't he? We have to go after him! Did you drop your little blaster? Well, I didn't! Here, Stitch! Hey! It's sticky.
I hate sticky! Could it be any darker in here? Great.
There he is! There he goes! That could have gone better.
There! Finished with latest genius buggy modification! Is one giant drilling machine with super-twisty burrowing attachment and adjustable lumbar support! Cool! I feel like a giant dentist! Let's go, Stitch.
Stitch! 626, what are you playing with? Looks like citrus orb.
He doesn't like people touching his orange ball.
He's learning how to take care of things.
Shaking! Not good! We need another quake drill.
Duck, cover and Duck, cover and Duck, cover and Duck, cover and Rock-a-hula! At last! What in the Horsehead Nebula? Sandwiches? 625, I'm going to Toasted bacon and raisin? Just like Moomoo used to make.
Blitznak! OK, the Earth's a decayed molar and we're the dentist.
Let's drill! This is going to be easy.
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Follow the cracks and the shaking.
Up there! He's back.
Nice catch! You need a time-out, mister.
- Mine.
- No, mine.
- Give him back, you big dummy! - You Earth forms are so pathetic.
Enough! You made me bite my tongue! This should keep you off my tail.
Looks like when Pleakley tried to light the barbecue.
Duck, cover! Pleakley's right.
It works! This, on the other hand, is toast.
Hi.
The tourists get uglier every year.
- 626 and little girl.
- What are you guys doing here? Getting more quake supplies! Aren't these fascinating? Personal wind power generator.
- Where is Experiment 513? - Gantu got him.
And what is wrong with 626? He's sad 'cause 513 took his orange ball.
Is just citrus orb.
Why to make with the saltwater eyes? Stitch is learning how to take care of things, and the ball was his.
He's just got a case of the grumpies.
Who's a grumpy wumpy? Don't be a pouting pumpkin.
No frowny clowns allowed.
Hey! That was a highly specialised piece of quake readiness equipment.
Quake! Duck cover and I thought you were saying 513 was captured? - Yeah.
- Then why is there still shaking? Is very curious.
Is very bad.
513 has begun chain reaction of quakes.
Oh, no! We are going to get bifurcated! - Goodie! - No, is bad! Means if we are not stopping crack, planet will split in two! What can we do? Pack bags for leaving.
And don't forget my slippers this time.
No packing.
Saving planet.
Billion to one chance, but another crack in ground at exact right angle to first crack might be blocking bifurcation and stopping chain reaction.
- But how? - 513.
Another quake! That's it! Is worth a try.
You wanna make another quake, on purpose? Are you mad? We've gotta hurry and find Gantu's ship! You will get transported to Hamsterviel and you will like it! Have an unpleasant trip! You have selected the ship's auto-clean system.
Thank you.
You! Sequencing for molecular transport.
Stitch! Help! Transport in 10 seconds.
That can't be sanitary! Thanks, Stitch.
- Sequencing complete.
- No.
Hey.
That tingles.
Great, company.
I'll go make some more.
- Cousin? - Relax! I took care of it.
Perfect.
This kit does come in handy.
Receiving transport.
Maybe we should play safe and abandon globe altogether.
Yeah.
I'm getting hoarse from all this dropping and screaming.
But it's our planet.
He's just gotta fix it.
If the world is destroyed, there'll be nothing left to care about.
Not even for him.
626 has offered a deal.
If 513 proves he can take care of things by fixing crack in planet, Stitch will give him precious citrus orb.
Stitch's language is very efficient.
- He'll do it! - I'm warning you, 513 can be very sneaky.
I am not trusting him.
His name is Richter.
You gotta have a little faith in people, Jumba.
Sometimes they'll surprise you.
We are bifurcated for sure.
Lookie! 513 is saving Earth globe.
For once, evil genius is happy to be wrong.
But what about Richter? Thanks, Richter, you rock! And I totally know the one place you belong.
I'll still take a soda.
- Look out! - Earthquake! Geologists are still looking into the unusual quake centred at Lahui Beach that rocked the island this morning.
625, turn that thing off! I'm trying to get this communication relay back online and you're not helping! What's the matter? Can't handle plugging in wires by yourself? At least I'll be ready in case of a sandwich shortage! Shortage? News flash from the Crab Nebula, space whale, there was a quake today! I'm not taking chances.
I'm stocking up! Gantu! You landlocked cetacean, why have you not reported? I hate my life.
Dr Hamsterviel! The communication relay was down.
I pay you for results, and all you do is disappoint! If you do not bring me an experiment soon, I will abuse you physically as well as verbally! Understood, sir.
Experiment 513 activated.
Primary function: Geological disruption.
A quake-making experiment! Excellent! Bring it to me at once! I've called you all together for an emergency earthquake readiness meeting! Now, planetary shaking is measured on what is called a Richter scale.
Today's quake was a 5.
0.
Quite moderate and perfectly normal, but a good reminder to us all: Be prepared and don't panic! Repeat, do not panic! I'm thinking you are panicking.
Me? Of course not.
This planet is composed of a system of geologic faults and plates that are all in constant flux, which can lead to mass destruction! What are we doing? We should all be panicking! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Duck and cover.
Duck and Thanks.
A face-full of cold-bonded hydrogen and oxygen always calms my nerves.
Now where was I? You were telling us not to panic when you started panicking.
Right! Right.
I just wanna make sure we're all prepared.
That's why I've put together these special earthquake kits! My research shows that these kits contain all the items one needs in case of a quake, such as dehydrated protein supplements, rehydration container, handheld incandescent illuminator, and with my outside expert experience, I've added a few items of my own: Anti-shaking belly buffer metallic cranial protector, braided fibre quadruped restraint, modulated frequency receiver, emergency ouch reducer and plenty of banded cloth adhesive to keep loose items in place.
- Any questions? - Nani! Nani! Hey, Lilo, is your sister home? Yeah, but I don't think she's feeling well.
She said something about having a big zit.
Lilo! No, I'm fine.
Well, then what were you popping when What a darling.
Yeah.
Oh, Mr Wong wants you down at the rental hut.
What? I'm not due in today.
I know, but that quake this morning was centred near the beach.
It did some damage.
I need you to get everything back on the shelves.
Luckily, the new shake machine wasn't damaged.
It's the only thing around here that makes us any money.
But, Mr Wong, today's my day off.
Hey, you like your job, right? I'm all about surf shop rentaling.
Good.
I'll be back later to see how you're doing.
Looks like the hut threw up.
Lilo, you and Stitch clean over on that side.
David and I will start here.
Oh, no! Not the shake machine.
Mr Wong is going to explode.
That's it! You're going home where you won't get me into any more trouble! No, Stitch! You gotta learn to be more careful.
You can't just break things all the time.
If you like something, you gotta take care of it.
Otherwise you won't have it anymore.
Earth forms? Did you notice any unusual creatures after today's quake? - Just you.
- Why are you so big? I'm from the eighth planet in the Kreplok system where I mean, I'm from Samoa.
- Well, all right.
- Well, now we know.
He must be looking for an experiment.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the weird earthquake? Yes.
That would be Experiment 513.
Is earthquake-maker.
- It just shakes things? - Just shaking? Little girl is not understanding.
Quake today was teensy little jiggle to 513.
Is programmed to locate weakest geologic point on island for to make one big, ginormous, evil earthquake! Most likely, 513 will head for big fault at base of volcano.
Is imperative 513 not get underground! Unless you are wanting evil quake? Is there any way to stop it? These cartridges will help to capture experiment.
Are filled with very sticky substance to hold 513.
Like a booger! Hold on! Nobody's going anywhere! Not without their earthquake kits! Now come on, Jumba, time for another earthquake drill.
No more with the drilling.
Remember, duck, cover and scream! Duck, cover and scream! Come on, ducking, covering, screaming! Sometimes I get really embarrassed for him.
Let's get him sticky.
Hold it right there, shaky guy! Out of the way.
This abomination is mine.
Jumba said, "Don't let him get underground", didn't he? We have to go after him! Did you drop your little blaster? Well, I didn't! Here, Stitch! Hey! It's sticky.
I hate sticky! Could it be any darker in here? Great.
There he is! There he goes! That could have gone better.
There! Finished with latest genius buggy modification! Is one giant drilling machine with super-twisty burrowing attachment and adjustable lumbar support! Cool! I feel like a giant dentist! Let's go, Stitch.
Stitch! 626, what are you playing with? Looks like citrus orb.
He doesn't like people touching his orange ball.
He's learning how to take care of things.
Shaking! Not good! We need another quake drill.
Duck, cover and Duck, cover and Duck, cover and Duck, cover and Rock-a-hula! At last! What in the Horsehead Nebula? Sandwiches? 625, I'm going to Toasted bacon and raisin? Just like Moomoo used to make.
Blitznak! OK, the Earth's a decayed molar and we're the dentist.
Let's drill! This is going to be easy.
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Follow the cracks and the shaking.
Up there! He's back.
Nice catch! You need a time-out, mister.
- Mine.
- No, mine.
- Give him back, you big dummy! - You Earth forms are so pathetic.
Enough! You made me bite my tongue! This should keep you off my tail.
Looks like when Pleakley tried to light the barbecue.
Duck, cover! Pleakley's right.
It works! This, on the other hand, is toast.
Hi.
The tourists get uglier every year.
- 626 and little girl.
- What are you guys doing here? Getting more quake supplies! Aren't these fascinating? Personal wind power generator.
- Where is Experiment 513? - Gantu got him.
And what is wrong with 626? He's sad 'cause 513 took his orange ball.
Is just citrus orb.
Why to make with the saltwater eyes? Stitch is learning how to take care of things, and the ball was his.
He's just got a case of the grumpies.
Who's a grumpy wumpy? Don't be a pouting pumpkin.
No frowny clowns allowed.
Hey! That was a highly specialised piece of quake readiness equipment.
Quake! Duck cover and I thought you were saying 513 was captured? - Yeah.
- Then why is there still shaking? Is very curious.
Is very bad.
513 has begun chain reaction of quakes.
Oh, no! We are going to get bifurcated! - Goodie! - No, is bad! Means if we are not stopping crack, planet will split in two! What can we do? Pack bags for leaving.
And don't forget my slippers this time.
No packing.
Saving planet.
Billion to one chance, but another crack in ground at exact right angle to first crack might be blocking bifurcation and stopping chain reaction.
- But how? - 513.
Another quake! That's it! Is worth a try.
You wanna make another quake, on purpose? Are you mad? We've gotta hurry and find Gantu's ship! You will get transported to Hamsterviel and you will like it! Have an unpleasant trip! You have selected the ship's auto-clean system.
Thank you.
You! Sequencing for molecular transport.
Stitch! Help! Transport in 10 seconds.
That can't be sanitary! Thanks, Stitch.
- Sequencing complete.
- No.
Hey.
That tingles.
Great, company.
I'll go make some more.
- Cousin? - Relax! I took care of it.
Perfect.
This kit does come in handy.
Receiving transport.
Maybe we should play safe and abandon globe altogether.
Yeah.
I'm getting hoarse from all this dropping and screaming.
But it's our planet.
He's just gotta fix it.
If the world is destroyed, there'll be nothing left to care about.
Not even for him.
626 has offered a deal.
If 513 proves he can take care of things by fixing crack in planet, Stitch will give him precious citrus orb.
Stitch's language is very efficient.
- He'll do it! - I'm warning you, 513 can be very sneaky.
I am not trusting him.
His name is Richter.
You gotta have a little faith in people, Jumba.
Sometimes they'll surprise you.
We are bifurcated for sure.
Lookie! 513 is saving Earth globe.
For once, evil genius is happy to be wrong.
But what about Richter? Thanks, Richter, you rock! And I totally know the one place you belong.