Lip Sync Battle (2015) s01e01 Episode Script
Jimmy Fallon vs. Dwayne Johnson
Sunday morning right now on the jet.
We're getting ready to go wheels up.
I'm heading to New York City, my home away from home, for one reason the lip-sync battle of all lip-sync battles.
Jimmy Fallon, I'm coming to kick your ass, 'cause at the end of the day, I just want to shake it.
Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ohhhhhhh well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah and I'm your boy, your 20th century toy Give it up for actor, rapper, legend our host, LL Cool J.
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle.
" You know what it is, all right? You've seen it on TV, you've seen it online, you've seen it everywhere, so you know the game is simple.
Two stars lip-sync two songs.
The audience decides who did it best.
You clear with that? You understand? Here to help me is our color commentator, Chrissy Teigen.
All they do is stare, stare, stare all they do is stare, stare, stare all they do is stare Get on up there, girl.
Stare Oh, my gosh.
So, Chrissy, you got your eye on the prize.
Could you show everybody the championship belt? I mean, your jacket you matched it today.
I love it! Ah.
Are you ready for an epic battle? First up 6 feet, 5 inches weighing 260 pounds Dwayne Johnson! And his opponent a lot shorter weighing a lot less The host of "The Tonight Show" Jimmy Fallon.
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about, baby! And this is a I need five min I need five minutes.
I'm already winded.
Thank god it's a lip-sync battle, 'cause I'm already out of breath.
He needs mouth-to-mouth, Chrissy.
Yeah, I do.
I need mouth-to-mouth.
No Chrissy, Chrissy, I need mouth-to-mouth.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
So, stand right here.
All right.
I wanted to see you guys side-by-side really, you know, matching up.
I think you guys should arm wrestle to see who goes first.
Oh, no, no, no, no! Oh, my god.
No.
No? Okay, then.
I'll tell you what then, Jimmy, you sit down.
Okay, okay.
Dwayne, come on over here, boy.
So, the world wants to know the entire world is watching right now.
The entire world? They want to know, what's your first song gonna be? Tay-Tay.
Tay-Tay? I never heard of Tay-Tay.
I'm sorry, what'd you say? No one's ever heard of Tay-Tay.
Well, believe me.
- You can't lip-sync a song no one's ever heard of! - Listen, listen.
Tay-Tay? Your ass is getting ready to know Tay-Tay in a second.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Uncalled for.
Oh, no, it's not uncalled for.
That's rude! Hold on a second.
We got a guy like this, he's been running his mouth all week.
He's been telling the world he's gonna beat me, but like Tay-Tay, and like we all do, when we hear trash talk, we just shake it off.
Ladies and gentlemen Taylor Swift! here is Dwayne Johnson That Tay-Tay?! That Tay-Tay! You're talking about Swifty! I didn't know her, you know, as Tay-Tay.
Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift "Shake It Off.
" I stay out too late got nothin' in my brain that's what people say, mm-hmm that's what people say, mm-hmm I go on too many dates But I can't make 'em stay at least, that's what people say mm-hmm that's what people say, mm-hmm but I keep cruisin' can't stop once I'm movin' it's like I got this music in my mind sayin' "it's gonna be all right" 'cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake shake it off, shake it off heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break and the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake shake it off, shake it off Hey, hey, hey.
Just think, while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, you could've been getting down to this sick beat.
My ex-man brought his new girlfriend she's like, "oh my god" but I'm just gonna shake and to the fella over there with the hella good hair won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake Oh, my god.
That felt like you came from your soul with that, like Deep, deep.
Like, you know, when you were doing "I need love," - it was deep.
- Taylor yeah.
You could tell that he's done this before in his bedroom.
I could tell he's done that before.
That's not the first time he lip-synced that song.
You can just see the rock in his car going, "Shake It Off.
" You know, see that happening.
It was almost too good.
Dwayne, go relax.
Have a seat.
It was almost too good.
You know what I'm saying? Jimmy, you're up.
All right.
Hey, yo, Jimmy.
Yeah? You better bring it, - 'cause Dwayne just brought it.
- I know, I know.
That was good right there.
But you know what? I see this pool of kids right here Yeah? and you know what happens when you put a rock in a pool? It sinks.
Right down the Dwayne! [Drain.]
Wow.
Okay.
So, Jimmy, what's your first song? First song's gonna be "Jump In The Line" A little salsa, get the party going.
I want to get a party, I want to get a dance group going.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, sincerely faking it, here is Jimmy Fallon.
Shake, shake, shake, Senora shake your body line shake, shake, shake, Senora shake it all the tim e work, work, work, Senora work your body line work, work, work, Senora work it all the time my girl's name is Senora I tell you, friends, I adore her And when she dances, oh, brother! She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather jump in the line, rock your body in time okay, I believe you jump in the line, rock your body in time okay, I believe you jump in the line, rock your body in time Oh! You can talk about cha-cha tango, waltz, or the rumba Senora's dance has more title your jump in the saddle, hold on to the bridle jump in the line, rock your body in time okay, I believe you jump in the line, rock your body in time Rock your body, child! Jump in the line, rock your body in time Somebody help me! Jump in the line, rock your body in time Okay, okay.
Okay.
Here.
Thank you very much, Chrissy.
Thank you very Don't mess with drumming action.
You guys know how to party.
They know how to party down there! They know where the party's at! All right, so, Dwayne ? Yeah? - Is he still there? - Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Wow, wow.
Okay.
Can you smell what I'm cooking? I'm cooking some food.
Wow.
- Dwayne? - Yes? What did you feel about Jimmy's performance? What I felt about it? I felt like, how we say down in the south, two-day-old, stale horse[Bleep.]
but that's okay.
You can't do that! You're the host! You can't laugh and clap! You're hosting the show! But it's funny.
I'm impartial, I'm impartial.
I don't vote, I don't vote.
But it was always supposed to be funny.
- He was amazing.
- I don't vote.
- Look, you're leaving me hanging.
- Jimmy, Jimmy.
I think Dwayne wants a word with you in the lounge.
I love you.
But I love you.
I love you, too.
Chrissy, you've seen them both.
What do you think? I don't know if anyone has ever uttered this before, - but Jimmy left me breas - breath Breastless! Breastless? Nobody has left me breastless ever.
Oh.
Okay, okay.
Sorry, y'all.
No, Jimmy left me breathless.
But I wasn't looking at Chrissy's breath.
- Breath, yes.
- You weren't? You promise? No, I mean, it's cold in here, you can to see a lot of people's breath, but I wasn't looking at her breaths at all.
It's cold outside.
We understand.
So, uh, coming up, get ready to see Jimmy go to church.
Dwayne's going back to the '70s.
Stay tuned for more "Lip Sync Battle.
" Shake it off I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Now it's time for both stars to stop talking the talk and start walking the walk.
We're moving into round 2.
The lip-sync battle royale with cheese.
Jimmy had to put in some real work in this.
He put in 10,000 hours of rehearsal time.
No pain, no gain.
And now let's take a look at how he prepared for the battle.
There's a lot of things you can do to prepare for "Lip Sync Battle.
" I mean, sometimes, just talking to people, I just Just put in a little extra lip movement.
I don't know if you saw it.
I just snuck a couple in there.
You know? I'm so good at lip-syncing, I can even lip-sync words backwards.
I can talk backwards.
That is "I'm ready to come and beat the Rock and conquer and leave with the belt.
" I don't want to embarrass him, but if it happens, it happens, you know? And he's just got to be a big boy and put his big-boy pants on.
Of course, I'll never say any of this to his face.
'Cause when I see him, I'll be like, "Hey! Hey, Dwayne.
" "How are you, man?" You know what? I got to get in my zone right now.
You can come with me.
This is what I have to do to find my inner peace.
Life is a mystery everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name and it feels like home When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I want to take you there in the midnight hour, I can feel your power just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there like a child you whisper softly to me you're in control just like a child now I'm dancing it's like a dream no end and no beginning you're here with me it's like a dream let the choir sing when you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I want to take you there in the midnight hour, I can feel your power just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there when you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I want to take you there in the midnight hour, I can feel your power just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there This is my entourage.
We go out, we go everywhere together.
Jimmy, obviously you were divinely inspired.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, I was.
I felt I had to get in there and let people know how much they mean to me.
You're all like a child whispering to me.
Now, Dwayne, Dwayne Yes? How are you still here?! I am still here.
- You should go home.
- Still here.
I feel bad for you, 'cause Yeah.
This is tough.
But, look, see that belt up there? Yeah.
It's not going home with you.
But I have a belt that you can take home.
I had this made.
Here you go, dude.
There you go, man.
Well, thank you so much.
How'd you like that? But, Jimmy, what's he gonna put that around? Wait! Let me have that.
Next up, my man Dwayne Johnson will have a chance to redeem himself.
We'll be right back with more "Lip Sync Battle.
" I want to take you there Yeah, everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Now let's see how Dwayne prepared for his face-off with Jimmy.
I'm cool, just like Bruce Lee.
I've flown all the way up to New York City.
It's my home away from home.
I told you I was coming to win the title, Jimmy, and I'm not backing down from that, because, at the end of the day, there's a reason why they call me the jabroni-beating, pie-eating, trail-blazing, eyebrow-raising.
I told you I'm gonna come in, I'm gonna take the title, and that's exactly what I'm doing.
My game is on fleek.
I love saying the word "fleek.
" Now, did I hire a lip-sync trainer? That's not the point.
The point is, I came here to kick ass, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
I'm the mother[Bleep.]
Rock.
I'm gonna be a bad mother[Bleep.]
up there boom and lip-sync at the same time on fleek.
Oh, my god! Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born and now it's all right, it's okay and you may look the other way we can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Oh, yeah Well, now, I get low and I get high, and if I can't get either, I really try got the wings of heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man, and I just can't lose you know it's all right, it's okay I'll live to see another day we can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive yeah That's how you do it! That's how you do it! It's too much.
It's too much.
Can't stop, can't stop.
Easy, big fella.
You can't stop it.
You can't stop it.
It's coming.
You can't stop it.
Easy, big fella.
So, yo, you Hold on a second.
I got to do this.
Can I see this jacket really quick? - You've known - What's your name? Chris, okay, here.
Here you go.
Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
That's pandering.
That's not fair.
He went R&B smooth on me.
Oh, that was not fair.
That was not fair.
Yo, now, have you had those moves your entire life? I mean, is that just a gift? Well, god delivered, and I signed.
Ohhhhhh! But, by the way, I mean, that's the way I walk every day.
That's it.
It's over right there.
Will the rock pin his opponent to the lip-sync mat? Or will Jimmy pile-drive him unh! Unh! back right down for the championship belt? We'll be right back to find out who goes home with the title.
Unh! Stayin' alive Welcome back to finale of tonight's "Lip Sync Battle"! The moment has come.
Chrissy, the belt, please.
Audience, it's up to you.
Guys, it's totally up to you.
Is the winner Jimmy Fallon? Or is the winner Dwayne Johnson? And the winner, unquestionably, without a doubt the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Dwayne Johnson! - The Rock.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
So, you, Dwayne, Dwayne, you're a champion.
You have many belts, obviously.
The world knows that.
Yes.
But you just won the "Lip Sync Battle" championship belt.
How do you feel? Had that honor, right? Many titles, many titles.
Oh, my gosh.
People's champ.
Yeah, yeah.
Big movie star, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get it.
You're a star.
We get it you're great.
Yeah, we get it.
Yeah.
You're great.
You're better than us.
Tongue-wrestling champion of the world.
Hold up, hold up.
Hold up, hold up.
I don't know about that one.
The bottom line is, it is an honor to be the "Lip Sync Battle" champion.
Thank you so much! Thank you! Be sure to check out our next lip-sync battle.
I'm LL Cool J.
And from me, Chrissy, everyone on the "Lip Sync" crew, good night! And remember knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born it's all right, and it's okay and you may look the other way we can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha
We're getting ready to go wheels up.
I'm heading to New York City, my home away from home, for one reason the lip-sync battle of all lip-sync battles.
Jimmy Fallon, I'm coming to kick your ass, 'cause at the end of the day, I just want to shake it.
Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ohhhhhhh well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah and I'm your boy, your 20th century toy Give it up for actor, rapper, legend our host, LL Cool J.
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle.
" You know what it is, all right? You've seen it on TV, you've seen it online, you've seen it everywhere, so you know the game is simple.
Two stars lip-sync two songs.
The audience decides who did it best.
You clear with that? You understand? Here to help me is our color commentator, Chrissy Teigen.
All they do is stare, stare, stare all they do is stare, stare, stare all they do is stare Get on up there, girl.
Stare Oh, my gosh.
So, Chrissy, you got your eye on the prize.
Could you show everybody the championship belt? I mean, your jacket you matched it today.
I love it! Ah.
Are you ready for an epic battle? First up 6 feet, 5 inches weighing 260 pounds Dwayne Johnson! And his opponent a lot shorter weighing a lot less The host of "The Tonight Show" Jimmy Fallon.
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about, baby! And this is a I need five min I need five minutes.
I'm already winded.
Thank god it's a lip-sync battle, 'cause I'm already out of breath.
He needs mouth-to-mouth, Chrissy.
Yeah, I do.
I need mouth-to-mouth.
No Chrissy, Chrissy, I need mouth-to-mouth.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
So, stand right here.
All right.
I wanted to see you guys side-by-side really, you know, matching up.
I think you guys should arm wrestle to see who goes first.
Oh, no, no, no, no! Oh, my god.
No.
No? Okay, then.
I'll tell you what then, Jimmy, you sit down.
Okay, okay.
Dwayne, come on over here, boy.
So, the world wants to know the entire world is watching right now.
The entire world? They want to know, what's your first song gonna be? Tay-Tay.
Tay-Tay? I never heard of Tay-Tay.
I'm sorry, what'd you say? No one's ever heard of Tay-Tay.
Well, believe me.
- You can't lip-sync a song no one's ever heard of! - Listen, listen.
Tay-Tay? Your ass is getting ready to know Tay-Tay in a second.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Uncalled for.
Oh, no, it's not uncalled for.
That's rude! Hold on a second.
We got a guy like this, he's been running his mouth all week.
He's been telling the world he's gonna beat me, but like Tay-Tay, and like we all do, when we hear trash talk, we just shake it off.
Ladies and gentlemen Taylor Swift! here is Dwayne Johnson That Tay-Tay?! That Tay-Tay! You're talking about Swifty! I didn't know her, you know, as Tay-Tay.
Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift "Shake It Off.
" I stay out too late got nothin' in my brain that's what people say, mm-hmm that's what people say, mm-hmm I go on too many dates But I can't make 'em stay at least, that's what people say mm-hmm that's what people say, mm-hmm but I keep cruisin' can't stop once I'm movin' it's like I got this music in my mind sayin' "it's gonna be all right" 'cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake shake it off, shake it off heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break and the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake shake it off, shake it off Hey, hey, hey.
Just think, while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, you could've been getting down to this sick beat.
My ex-man brought his new girlfriend she's like, "oh my god" but I'm just gonna shake and to the fella over there with the hella good hair won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake Oh, my god.
That felt like you came from your soul with that, like Deep, deep.
Like, you know, when you were doing "I need love," - it was deep.
- Taylor yeah.
You could tell that he's done this before in his bedroom.
I could tell he's done that before.
That's not the first time he lip-synced that song.
You can just see the rock in his car going, "Shake It Off.
" You know, see that happening.
It was almost too good.
Dwayne, go relax.
Have a seat.
It was almost too good.
You know what I'm saying? Jimmy, you're up.
All right.
Hey, yo, Jimmy.
Yeah? You better bring it, - 'cause Dwayne just brought it.
- I know, I know.
That was good right there.
But you know what? I see this pool of kids right here Yeah? and you know what happens when you put a rock in a pool? It sinks.
Right down the Dwayne! [Drain.]
Wow.
Okay.
So, Jimmy, what's your first song? First song's gonna be "Jump In The Line" A little salsa, get the party going.
I want to get a party, I want to get a dance group going.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, sincerely faking it, here is Jimmy Fallon.
Shake, shake, shake, Senora shake your body line shake, shake, shake, Senora shake it all the tim e work, work, work, Senora work your body line work, work, work, Senora work it all the time my girl's name is Senora I tell you, friends, I adore her And when she dances, oh, brother! She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather jump in the line, rock your body in time okay, I believe you jump in the line, rock your body in time okay, I believe you jump in the line, rock your body in time Oh! You can talk about cha-cha tango, waltz, or the rumba Senora's dance has more title your jump in the saddle, hold on to the bridle jump in the line, rock your body in time okay, I believe you jump in the line, rock your body in time Rock your body, child! Jump in the line, rock your body in time Somebody help me! Jump in the line, rock your body in time Okay, okay.
Okay.
Here.
Thank you very much, Chrissy.
Thank you very Don't mess with drumming action.
You guys know how to party.
They know how to party down there! They know where the party's at! All right, so, Dwayne ? Yeah? - Is he still there? - Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Wow, wow.
Okay.
Can you smell what I'm cooking? I'm cooking some food.
Wow.
- Dwayne? - Yes? What did you feel about Jimmy's performance? What I felt about it? I felt like, how we say down in the south, two-day-old, stale horse[Bleep.]
but that's okay.
You can't do that! You're the host! You can't laugh and clap! You're hosting the show! But it's funny.
I'm impartial, I'm impartial.
I don't vote, I don't vote.
But it was always supposed to be funny.
- He was amazing.
- I don't vote.
- Look, you're leaving me hanging.
- Jimmy, Jimmy.
I think Dwayne wants a word with you in the lounge.
I love you.
But I love you.
I love you, too.
Chrissy, you've seen them both.
What do you think? I don't know if anyone has ever uttered this before, - but Jimmy left me breas - breath Breastless! Breastless? Nobody has left me breastless ever.
Oh.
Okay, okay.
Sorry, y'all.
No, Jimmy left me breathless.
But I wasn't looking at Chrissy's breath.
- Breath, yes.
- You weren't? You promise? No, I mean, it's cold in here, you can to see a lot of people's breath, but I wasn't looking at her breaths at all.
It's cold outside.
We understand.
So, uh, coming up, get ready to see Jimmy go to church.
Dwayne's going back to the '70s.
Stay tuned for more "Lip Sync Battle.
" Shake it off I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Now it's time for both stars to stop talking the talk and start walking the walk.
We're moving into round 2.
The lip-sync battle royale with cheese.
Jimmy had to put in some real work in this.
He put in 10,000 hours of rehearsal time.
No pain, no gain.
And now let's take a look at how he prepared for the battle.
There's a lot of things you can do to prepare for "Lip Sync Battle.
" I mean, sometimes, just talking to people, I just Just put in a little extra lip movement.
I don't know if you saw it.
I just snuck a couple in there.
You know? I'm so good at lip-syncing, I can even lip-sync words backwards.
I can talk backwards.
That is "I'm ready to come and beat the Rock and conquer and leave with the belt.
" I don't want to embarrass him, but if it happens, it happens, you know? And he's just got to be a big boy and put his big-boy pants on.
Of course, I'll never say any of this to his face.
'Cause when I see him, I'll be like, "Hey! Hey, Dwayne.
" "How are you, man?" You know what? I got to get in my zone right now.
You can come with me.
This is what I have to do to find my inner peace.
Life is a mystery everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name and it feels like home When you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I want to take you there in the midnight hour, I can feel your power just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there like a child you whisper softly to me you're in control just like a child now I'm dancing it's like a dream no end and no beginning you're here with me it's like a dream let the choir sing when you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I want to take you there in the midnight hour, I can feel your power just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there when you call my name, it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I want to take you there in the midnight hour, I can feel your power just like a prayer, you know I'll take you there This is my entourage.
We go out, we go everywhere together.
Jimmy, obviously you were divinely inspired.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, I was.
I felt I had to get in there and let people know how much they mean to me.
You're all like a child whispering to me.
Now, Dwayne, Dwayne Yes? How are you still here?! I am still here.
- You should go home.
- Still here.
I feel bad for you, 'cause Yeah.
This is tough.
But, look, see that belt up there? Yeah.
It's not going home with you.
But I have a belt that you can take home.
I had this made.
Here you go, dude.
There you go, man.
Well, thank you so much.
How'd you like that? But, Jimmy, what's he gonna put that around? Wait! Let me have that.
Next up, my man Dwayne Johnson will have a chance to redeem himself.
We'll be right back with more "Lip Sync Battle.
" I want to take you there Yeah, everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle.
" Now let's see how Dwayne prepared for his face-off with Jimmy.
I'm cool, just like Bruce Lee.
I've flown all the way up to New York City.
It's my home away from home.
I told you I was coming to win the title, Jimmy, and I'm not backing down from that, because, at the end of the day, there's a reason why they call me the jabroni-beating, pie-eating, trail-blazing, eyebrow-raising.
I told you I'm gonna come in, I'm gonna take the title, and that's exactly what I'm doing.
My game is on fleek.
I love saying the word "fleek.
" Now, did I hire a lip-sync trainer? That's not the point.
The point is, I came here to kick ass, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
I'm the mother[Bleep.]
Rock.
I'm gonna be a bad mother[Bleep.]
up there boom and lip-sync at the same time on fleek.
Oh, my god! Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born and now it's all right, it's okay and you may look the other way we can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive Oh, yeah Well, now, I get low and I get high, and if I can't get either, I really try got the wings of heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man, and I just can't lose you know it's all right, it's okay I'll live to see another day we can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha, ha, ha stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive yeah That's how you do it! That's how you do it! It's too much.
It's too much.
Can't stop, can't stop.
Easy, big fella.
You can't stop it.
You can't stop it.
It's coming.
You can't stop it.
Easy, big fella.
So, yo, you Hold on a second.
I got to do this.
Can I see this jacket really quick? - You've known - What's your name? Chris, okay, here.
Here you go.
Oh, god.
Oh, my god.
That's pandering.
That's not fair.
He went R&B smooth on me.
Oh, that was not fair.
That was not fair.
Yo, now, have you had those moves your entire life? I mean, is that just a gift? Well, god delivered, and I signed.
Ohhhhhh! But, by the way, I mean, that's the way I walk every day.
That's it.
It's over right there.
Will the rock pin his opponent to the lip-sync mat? Or will Jimmy pile-drive him unh! Unh! back right down for the championship belt? We'll be right back to find out who goes home with the title.
Unh! Stayin' alive Welcome back to finale of tonight's "Lip Sync Battle"! The moment has come.
Chrissy, the belt, please.
Audience, it's up to you.
Guys, it's totally up to you.
Is the winner Jimmy Fallon? Or is the winner Dwayne Johnson? And the winner, unquestionably, without a doubt the "Lip Sync Battle" champion is Dwayne Johnson! - The Rock.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
So, you, Dwayne, Dwayne, you're a champion.
You have many belts, obviously.
The world knows that.
Yes.
But you just won the "Lip Sync Battle" championship belt.
How do you feel? Had that honor, right? Many titles, many titles.
Oh, my gosh.
People's champ.
Yeah, yeah.
Big movie star, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get it.
You're a star.
We get it you're great.
Yeah, we get it.
Yeah.
You're great.
You're better than us.
Tongue-wrestling champion of the world.
Hold up, hold up.
Hold up, hold up.
I don't know about that one.
The bottom line is, it is an honor to be the "Lip Sync Battle" champion.
Thank you so much! Thank you! Be sure to check out our next lip-sync battle.
I'm LL Cool J.
And from me, Chrissy, everyone on the "Lip Sync" crew, good night! And remember knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk music loud and women warm I've been kicked around since I was born it's all right, and it's okay and you may look the other way we can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin' and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive ah, ha