LOL: Last One Laughing Australia (2020) s01e01 Episode Script
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Comedians have one job,
and that's to make
an audience laugh.
Okay, so here's a question:
What do you do when
that entire audience
is made up of other comedians?
Well, we're about to find out
in the greatest
comedy showcase
you've never seen.
Right here, 10 of Australia's
finest comedians
are gonna be battling it out to
try to make each other laugh,
and anyone who can't keep
a straight face,
well, they're gonna get
eliminated, and eventually,
we'll be down to just
one comedian
who will take home
$100,000.
Aagh!
Let's meet the players.
♪♪
First up,
packing a punch line,
comedy heavyweight
Joel Creasey.
♪♪
Physical phenomenon,
Frank Woodley.
She'll do anything
to come out on top,
fearless Anne Edmonds.
♪♪
Brilliant baby faced
Becky Lucas.
♪♪
Joker in the pack,
Nazeem Hussain.
The super cool jolly ginger,
Nick Cody.
Devilishly dapper
Dilruk Jayasinha.
Quick-witted
and sure-footed,
the smiling agile assassin
Susie Youssef.
♪♪
Meet the master of disguise,
Sam Simmons.
And finally,
gunning for the title,
is sharp shooter
Ed Kavalee.
Ten of Australia's
funniest comedians
but who will be
the last one laughing?
For the next six hours,
our ten players will be
locked in here
with only one simple rule
to follow;
no one is allowed to laugh.
Not a chuckle, not a titter,
not even a smile.
Anyone who can't keep
a straight face
will be straight out
this door.
Now, these comedians
are gonna try
every trick in the book to
try to knock each other out,
so who knows
what could happen.
♪♪
As the clock ticks down,
I'll be keeping an eagle eye
on our players right here,
the nerve center of
our comedy experiment.
Now dozens of secret cameras
will capture
every single thing
the comedians do or say,
so I can search for any chink
in their comedy armor.
Oh, the first player
is just arriving now.
Open the door.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
SAM SIMMONS:
I'm Sam Simmons.
I used to be relevant.
REBEL: Okay.
It's Sam Simmons up first.
That is a big shopping bag.
What's he got in there?
He's brought a lot of props
with him.
All right.
REBEL: He doesn't know
where to look,
he doesn't know
who's coming in.
I'm horny.
-Did he just say he was horny?
-SAM: Feeling horny.
REBEL: I don't think
you should say that, Sam,
seeing as you look
a bit like a pedo
little league coach.
I'm lonely and horny.
SAM SIMMONS: This show,
this is nothing for me,
it's a cake walk.
Not getting a laugh
is my strong suit.
I have bemused, confused,
irritated, angered and
frustrated audiences
all over the world.
ED KAVALEE:
I'm Ed Kavalee,
probably best known for,
if you've been paying attention,
varying radio programs at
different levels of success.
[gasping] Oh
Edward. It's Edward Kavalee.
Give us some elegant spoil
we can love.
Oh, that's good.
-That's a good one.
-This [chuckles]
You're the one face
I didn't want to see.
-Oh, that's nice.
-It is a compliment.
Now, Ed has years
of improv training.
-Bloody Simmons.
-REBEL: I remember
I did a show that Ed was on.
He's a master of not laughing.
You are my kryptonite.
I wouldn't be worried about me.
I'll be gone in a sec.
-No, not true.
-I nervously laugh, though
-I know you do.
-When I
-How do you know that?
-Well, I know you.
Hello.
How's it going?
Friendly? Yep.
Any pingers in there?
Nothing? Sure.
Good to talk.
ANNE EDMONDS:
My strategy to
make people laugh,
I don't know,
I might start crying,
might start physically
fighting people,
and also, I am prone to
a bit of nudity.
Yeah, that would be a shame for
the people watching at home.
♪♪
-All right.
-Oh, no thanks.
-Oh, shit.
-It's gonna be a short game.
How good to see you again,
Brian.
JOEL CREASEY: Hello,
my name is Joel Creasey.
Am I surprised
Rebel came calling to
include me in her game?
No, not at all.
She needed a fabulous
gay man here.
She's a Hollywood actress.
She'd be surrounded by gay men.
I'm her cheap
Australian version.
Barrel.
-[drumming]
-It's gonna be
a barrel of laughs,
whoever it is.
[all exclaiming]
I mean, this is the worst
swingers party ever.
-[laughs]
-REBEL: Oh, a look of
disappointment
from some of the other
comedians.
They know Joel's a contender.
♪♪
[all exclaiming]
My name's Nazeem Hussain.
Hello. What's goin' on?
This show was pitched to me,
and, uh,
my manager called me up,
she says, "Hey, Nazeem,
there's this show"
and I say yep, I'll do it.
-Hello, mate. Nice to see you.
-Thank you very much.
NAZEEM HUSSAIN:
Comedians get into comedy
because we need validation.
Imagine doing a gig,
and the whole audience
is trying
not to laugh at you.
That is literally describing
my nightmare.
REBEL: All right,
in you come, Susie.
SUSIE YOUSSEF:
I'm just hoping no one's funny,
so if Anne Edmonds
is in there,
I'm fucked.
[all exclaiming]
-Uh-oh.
-I'm already ruined.
Big man.
How are ya?
You look quite sturdy.
Nick Cody.
He's a stand up powerhouse.
NICK CODY:
Who I'd love to see,
so there's no one
other people in the room,
I don't want to take a shot at
a whole segment of comedy,
but if there's nine people
that are a part of an adult
improv troupe,
I'm guaranteed to win
$100,000.
Hey! [laughs]
Yeah!
DILRUK JAYASINHA:
I'm Dilruk Jayasinha,
Sri Lankan born
Australian comedian.
[all exclaiming]
With a sitcom entrance.
[laughing]
And I love laughing,
so I really don't know
why I'm here.
[laughs] This is
the worst show for me.
[all exclaiming]
Being a comedian
It's me!
All your shitty behavior
is rewarded. It's the best.
-Ah, shit.
-SAM SIMMONS:
She scares me.
She's so "Mean Girls."
-Hi.
-Hi, Sam, how are you?
Sam Simmons is scared of me.
I don't know why.
I guess it comes from
a really bad relationship
with my mother.
I'm scared of women.
[laughs]
I am.
Who's in the last seat?
Oh, yeah, who would it be?
One more contestant to come.
[chanting]
Last one, last one, last one.
[drumming]
[all exclaiming]
FRANK WOODLEY:
My name's Frank Woodley,
I've been a professional,
uh, show off
for the last 30 years.
-Frank!
-Oh, my God.
That's bad.
REBEL:
Frank Woodley, legend,
Australian comedy legend,
he is the veteran of
our comedians here today.
You know, he's amazing.
He's one of the funniest people
Australia has ever produced.
-Hello, mate.
-Oh, this is dangerous.
My comedy style
has always been
very a lot of
physical comedy.
Maybe that's 'cause
I can't think of jokes to say.
So I have to just run around
and, you know,
get hit with
a blunt instrument.
♪♪
He's already running now.
I'm smiling already,
I don't want to do that.
Ah, fuck, Frank.
I've never seen you
not smiling, though,
you'll out.
[chuckles]
I'm gone. I'm I'm
I'm hoping,
best case scenario,
-15 or 16 seconds.
-[laughs]
All right, let's do this.
This'll be a real corker.
[drumming]
-Hello!
-Hey!
REBEL: Welcome!
-Whoo!
-Oh, wow.
All right, guys.
I'm here with my briefcase,
and I'm here with the rules,
all right?
Over the next six hours,
your task is very simple.
You have to
make each other laugh
while simultaneously
not laughing yourself.
Now, in my room,
I have a red button
and a green button.
When I press the green button,
you'll hear this sound.
♪[trumpet fanfare]
That means the game has begun
and it's time to get serious.
[laughing]
Even that makes me laugh.
That's a funny noise.
It's right away
-You can't laugh at the horn.
-But the moment I see a laugh,
I'll push the red button
and the game will pause.
[alarm blaring]
I will be entering
the game room
with one of these two cards.
A yellow card is a warning.
It means you're on thin ice.
You cop one more of these,
I'm gonna come and
give this to you in your face.
-[groaning]
-This is hard.
REBEL: And that's it.
It's game over for you.
You're dead. Okay?
You've lost.
-You're a loser.
-That's good to know.
-Your career is over.
-[laughing]
Rebel, what if
people are hiding?
-If the action's
all taking place
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
-Someone's just
continuously sort of
loitering away
from where it's at
-If someone is too passive
-They cop a yellow card.
Yeah, that's good 'cause I'm
worried about passive people.
-REBEL: Yeah.
-Yeah, okay.
But, guys,
I don't hold all the cards.
You guys will each get
one of these.
-It's the joker card
-Okay.
Okay.
If you want to use this,
all you have to do is
hold up the card
and say the word "joker,"
and for the next three minutes
your fellow comedians
must give you their
full attention.
-Yes.
-Cool.
REBEL: Okay? So this would be
the moment to play
your best material,
to go for the jugular.
But, guys, let me remind you
what we are playing for.
-Okay?
-Oh, my God.
[all exclaiming]
-Cold hard cash.
-Oh!
-A hundred thousand dollars
-Cash!
Can I touch it?
Is it real bling?
REBEL: Yeah,
you can touch it.
-Actually real money.
-Yeah.
-I love money.
-How many transactions
-did you have to do for that?
-A lot. I could only withdraw
300 at a time,
so it was a long morning.
And the winner,
in six hours or under,
depending on what happens,
gets to take this home.
-How fun would that be?
-Amazing.
If I win $100,000,
first
first of all,
I'm putting those
in every room.
I'm from the western suburbs
of Melbourne.
Let's say
I have spending habits.
Maybe one in the car.
This is gonna be
very interesting.
I'm a big fan of
all of you guys,
and it's gonna be very exciting
to see what happens.
I have no idea.
So good luck, everybody.
Thank you, Rebel.
Happy non-laughing.
-Thank you, Rebel.
-Yeah.
Laugh it up, guys.
-She's out. [laughs]
-What am I doing?
FRANK WOODLEY:
I can't imagine that
I'm gonna be able to
get through more than
about 20 minutes.
Okay.
Let the game begin!
MAN 1: So could it happen
right now?
MAN 2: Any moment,
it's gonna go off.
Terrible mistake.
ANNE EDMONDS:
I've got no idea
what's gonna happen,
and I feel like it might be
money won but dignity lost.
Are they ready?
Let's do this!
♪[fanfare]
WOMAN: Oh, my God.
I'm gonna get a drink.
[indistinct chatter]
MAN: Um, you all right there,
Anne Edmonds?
Could you see my eyes
glaze over there?
It's just like a moment of
oh, my God.
What am I doing?
So, what do we want to drink?
Oh Is that a laugh?
I can't be around you, Joel.
Neither,
I can't be around you,
so I'm going to
just get this.
I'm keeping an eye on Joel.
Seems very close to smiling.
SAM SIMMONS:
First thing,
you're just not making
eye contact with anyone.
Um
And everyone was
walking around rather somberly.
I'm having a complete
breakdown over here,
I don't know what to do.
SAM: 'Cause this is what we do
at the back of
comedy rooms anyway
when everyone else goes on.
I have never stood at
the back of the room and
watched another comedian.
I jerk off in front of people
at the back of comedy rooms.
Yeah, I know you do.
I am pissing myself
on the inside.
-I just want you to know that.
-Thank you.
That's very nice of you.
I'm gonna have to walk away
from Frank, I think.
DILRUK:
Why do you always look like
you're close to breaking?
I feel like I want to
zero in on you.
-Well, do it.
-Can we try that?
Try whatever you want.
Does anybody want to try
zeroing in on Nazeem?
DILRUK:
You know, your mom thinks I'm
a better comedian than you.
-She's told me, like
That's quite true.
-Okay.
How do you feel about being
the second funniest Sri Lankan
in Australia?
Actually, that's actually
upsetting you.
See, look at that.
It's very close.
Okay, everybody,
we're doing this now
for a minute or two.
Oh, shit.
Eh! Good news.
Only five hours
and 57 minutes left.
[beeping]
How do you wear a beret?
Like this?
-On the side.
-Like this?
Who will be
the first to crack?
Bonjour, Becky.
-Bonjour.
-Bonjour.
Bonjour.
Bonjour, Becky.
-I honestly can't
look at you, Frank.
-Bonjour.
Bonjour, Joel.
[laughing]
♪♪
I can't even get involved
in that, Frank.
Oh, I have a lot of
respect for you.
Frank working
the physical angle.
Bonjour.
Why did you hit me
with that thing?
Can he transfer that from
his tongue to my tongue
without using his hands?
Oh, wow.
Here we go.
REBEL: Uh Oh!
Are they passing
a bulldog clip
from mouth to mouth?
I mean,
an interesting strategy.
Wait, wait, wait.
How about try this,
but without that
do it without this.
Do it without
without the clip.
-Now try it again.
-What do you think?
This This'll work.
You're trying to get
your tongue in his mouth,
right?
-No.
-The game is go from his
his thing to my tongue
to his penis to my penis
-to your anus
-Uh
We're actually very weird
people, comedians.
And to make
a weird person laugh,
you gotta be really weird.
-It'd be funny for,
like, a Viking
-Yeah.
Who's very negative,
but he wants to be
taken seriously.
-Yeah.
-What's the, uh, word
for no in Viking?
Njorgden.
Should we rape and pillage
that particular convent?
-Yeah.
-And he's, like
Njorgden.
[laughing]
Njorgden.
And it'd be hard for him
to be taken seriously.
Yeah, yeah, with that on.
Njorgden.
Njor!
We need to change our ways,
it's really
I think that would be
amusing.
I wish I could
tell you how I feel
but I can't.
-Yeah.
-I mean, I can tell you.
-I thought it was very funny.
-Good.
-But I don't want to
show you that.
-Thank you.
Is anybody getting their stuff?
REBEL: Oh, Sam's getting
something out of his bag.
Is that a little speaker?
WOMAN'S VOICE:
USB playback.
SAM SIMMONS:
So I've brought in music.
So I've got, like,
some funky tunes.
G'day, mate.
NICK CODY:
I'm very worried about Sam
'cause he's so left of cent
He's such
He's got such a weird mind.
Hey, what did you, um
How's your career going?
-It's all right.
-Is it?
[laughing]
REBEL: What is he doing?
What's been going on?
Like, how's your son?
-NICK: He's good.
-SAM: What's been some
beautiful stuff with your son?
It's pretty sad, isn't it?
How's stuff going with you?
-How's How's your
-Uh, divorced.
-You're divorced?
-Yeah.
-No, you're not really.
-Yeah, divorced last year.
Yeah, right. Why?
Uh, 'cause the marriage ended.
Yeah, right.
-So we had to
-Yeah, cool.
What else has been going on?
What did you get off to on
the weekend?
Um I went to the gym.
-Yeah, yeah.
-What is this?
-Doesn't matter.
-What is that mu
I've got a yeast infection.
WOMAN'S VOICE:
Bluetooth mode.
DILRUK JAYASINHA:
Uh, I'm in trouble.
Sam knows how to really get
under my skin and make me laugh.
Edward Sizzlehands.
[sizzling noises]
Edward Sizzlehands
is pretty funny 'cause he's
Hot plates.
Wait. Edward Sizzlehands.
ED KAVALEE:
Sam Simmons is like Ebola.
If you can stay clear
of the area,
you should be okay.
SAM: There's books over here.
That dog would be dead now.
Like, definitely be dead.
'Cause of when it was
published.
[laughing]
I feel like Sam
is now going on the attack.
Come on, Sam,
keep workin' it.
Dead dog, dead dog.
What's the year on this?
That dog's dead.
That dog would definitely
be dead now.
That's a dead dog,
that's a dead dog.
Dead dog,
dead dog.
Is anyone going to
fucking laugh?
Anyone?
Is anyone gonna
fucking laugh?!
Someone laugh!
No!
Ohh, ohh
BECKY: Joel, you need to
leave me alone.
Yeah, I'm gonna leave you
because I am so close near you.
Only 5:49 left.
[beeping]
REBEL: Everyone's
kind of scrambling
in these first ten minutes,
it's a bit of chaos.
I can swallow without
closing my mouth.
Cody. Check it out.
♪♪
-Oh
-Okay.
-No.
-Oh.
-That hurt.
-Yeah, I know,
it's fizzy, you dickhead.
[laughing]
-[hocking]
-[Rebel laughing]
[hocking]
[laughing]
[hocking continues]
Nick putting up with
a lot of torment there
from Dilruk.
[hocking]
-Thank you.
-I have a birthday cake.
I have a range of
cakes and candles.
-It's Nick's birthday.
-Okay, yeah.
JOEL CREASEY:
I thought it would be funny to
bring in some birthday cakes,
and sing happy birthday
to people.
Who doesn't smile
when they get a cake?
JOEL: Nick Cody!
Happy birthday to you ♪
Happy birthday to you ♪
-Hip
-ALL: Hooray.
Whoo!
-Oh, that's fantastic.
-There you go.
-NICK: Thanks so much, guys.
-JOEL: That's for you.
What's the strategy
with the cake, Joel?
Make a speech,
make a speech.
-BECKY: Maybe I
should make a speech.
-Sure, Becks.
Nick, I just want to say
since the diagnosis,
we were so unsure, like,
as to how life was
gonna go for you.
-MAN: What's his diagnosis?
-Dumb cunt.
♪♪
Oh! No.
-Oh!
-SUSIE: Oh, my God!
-[alarm blaring]
-SUSIE: It wasn't me.
DILRUK:
We can all relax now.
-Can we all relax now?
-[laughs]
[laughing]
-Ahh!
-Who was it?
I didn't see anybody laughing.
♪♪
[alarm blaring]
-Rebel Wilson!
-Well, well, well.
Whoo!
What an interesting start.
Unfortunately,
it's time for someone
to get a warning.
'Cause somebody did crack up.
And we see everything.
And this person
-is you.
-[screams]
Joel. Now, I want you
to have a look
at this replay camera.
-Oh, wow!
-And I'm gonna point out
the precise moment
I've caught.
BECKY: Since the diagnosis,
we were so unsure,
like, as to how life
was gonna go for you.
-MAN: What's his diagnosis?
-Dumb cunt.
♪♪
There. See that?
[laughing]
REBEL: Violation, Joel.
It was Anne that
cracked him up.
MAN: Well played.
Guys, this is how strict
the game is.
I'm gonna be strict.
-It's a warning to everybody.
-MAN: Thank you, Rebel.
WOMAN: Thanks, Rebel.
Joel's yellow card, it,
to us, seems like
such a minor infraction,
and I think that got
everybody worried,
like, they they're
looking for anything.
When she said that
When she said Nick's
a dumb cunt,
that was, like, oh, yeah,
now we're gettin' somewhere.
NAZEEM: Hang on, hang on.
Are we Are we back on?
You gotta wait 'til
you hear the siren,
-and then we're back on.
-This is tough.
This is, uh
quite strange, isn't it?
-Okay.
-♪[fanfare]
[beeping]
Oh, my God, this is
such a small space.
It is a small space,
and I just got, um,
a report that you're
not allowed to go
[screams]
-to yourself, okay?
-Mmm.
REBEL:
Yeah, come on, Frank.
Let's start attacking.
♪♪
ED KAVALEE:
I've brought lunch for people.
I think we need something
that is completely unexpected.
You know, I know we're gonna
cook a cake, Edo,
but we need something for
lunch as well.
I don't trust what's gonna
come out of there.
-ANNE: I don't either.
-So we're gonna have
some lunch later.
-So
-This seems like
[screams]
What is that?
ED: That's lunch.
-Oh!
-It was So that's
The apple is the option
for the vegetarians.
ANNE EDMONDS:
That had me on the edge,
just the shock of it,
and Joel's reaction.
Sociopath.
♪♪
-NICK: What do you think?
-MAN: That's a great wig.
You look like a guy
I fucked in a backpackers.
-Thanks.
-You look like a guy
I fucked in a backpackers.
You look like a guy who
I watched you all fuck
in a backpackers.
It was starting to feel like
my little sister's
fifth birthday party,
there were men in wigs,
and a pig's head.
So I was in a party hat.
I think there were
a few people there
questioning their sexuality.
[indistinct chatter]
REBEL:
Sam is up to something.
Is that an inflatable pool?
-Sam, are still doing comedy?
-Yeah.
-What are you making?
-I'm making myself
a little, uh
a fuck bed.
What are you gonna do with that,
Sam, you try to fill it up?
-It's a secret.
-Secret.
-Bit of a secret.
-Secret.
What he's gonna do with it?
-What he's gonna do with it.
-What he's gonna do with it.
[air hissing]
-It's a good strategy, Becky.
-It's a good strategy, Becky.
-Damnit.
-Damnit.
-My hole.
-My hole.
Fuck,
I've gotta fill this hole.
Fuck,
I've gotta fill this hole.
-You can tight hole.
-Tight hole.
Tight.
-[air hissing]
-Shh, shh, shh
-Oh, they goin' me.
-Oh, they goin' me.
-They bloody goin' me!
-They bloody goin' me!
Do you feel like this is
one of your shows, Sam?
-What's that?
-Like this.
There's food and props,
no one's allowed to laugh.
[laughing]
REBEL:
That's a serious sledge.
Guaranteed to make me laugh
is somebody falling over.
Anyone stacking.
Fuck off!
Oh [laughs]
Oh, gosh, Nick was close.
-You okay?
-Yeah, it's all right.
Maybe I'll play
I might play my joker card.
-Joker card.
-Okay, I'm gonna play
my joker card.
SAM: Becky's playing
her joker card!
Oh! Becky's playing
the joker card.
Let's go, Becky.
Come on.
[horn blowing]
[cheering]
ANNE EDMONDS:
The joker card is when
you can use it
to put on a show,
so if you get the card out,
then everyone has to come and
sit around you and listen.
This is a good turnout.
Especially for
a Becky Lucas gig.
Mm.
FRANK: Would you like me to
give you an intro
so you come out and there's
No, because
I'm not performing.
-Okay.
-I thought you use these
to suggest something,
and everyone has to
do what you say.
-Yeah, we'll do it.
-Okay.
Okay, so I think we should
play a game
where we all have to
take turns,
and you get given a topic,
and you can't say "um."
-MAN: Okay.
-So someone has to stand up
and talk about the topic
without saying the word "um."
-JOEL: Okay.
-Okay, so I'm not going first.
-I think
-Okay, I'll go.
Okay, Frank should go first.
So And I think your topic
should be apples.
-Apples?
-Yeah.
-So, ready? Set
-Hang on, I'm not ready,
I'm not ready.
-Apples without saying "um."
-Yeah.
Okay.
Jesus Christ, that's
that's way too fuckin' funny.
-BECKY: Ready?
-DILRUK: Wow.
-BECKY: Steady
-DILRUK: Goddammit.
-That is
-Go.
Apples, uh,
apples are a fruit
that grow on trees
and you can eat them
and if you take them to school,
-the teacher will be
-DILRUK: Oh, goddammit.
FRANK: Really nice to you,
which is, um, a benefit for
Ah! There, you said
You said "um."
-Did I?
-Yeah, yeah, he did.
-BECKY: Okay, yeah.
-FRANK: Okay.
Thanks, everybody.
Thanks very much.
I can't look at Anne.
Edo's having an actual
breakdown on the carpet.
I'd laugh if I hadn't
already seen that
20 times in the last 18 months.
I'm not well.
What's everyone's
favorite body part?
Pussy!
Oh Oh!
-MAN: Fuck!
-Yeah. Yeah.
-[alarm blaring]
-[laughing]
Hey, it's All it took
was Anne Edmonds
saying pussy.
[laughing]
-Oh, no!
-There's been
another violation.
We are on pause.
Oh, my God.
Let's go to
the replay screen
to see who that was.
What's everyone's
favorite body part?
Pussy!
REBEL: See it?
[all exclaiming]
-REBEL: Dilruk.
-Oh, yeah.
-We've gotcha.
-Thank you.
-MAN: Well played.
-REBEL: All right.
The game will resume shortly.
Edo. Ah, fuck.
Dil loves a pussy joke.
And don't we all?
Um, I was thrilled to get
involved with them.
Ah, fuck. Edo.
This is doing my head in.
Let the game resume.
♪[fanfare]
[beeping]
Oh, joker! Joker!
Oh! A joker's being played.
Sam's playing his joker.
Come on, Sam.
All right.
[sighs]
♪♪
Okay. It's There's music.
Okay, so we gotta give
Sam our focus,
I believe, it's
I am absolutely terrified.
I know that Sam, he's,
like, outrageously creative.
♪♪
WOMAN: Oh, my God.
FRANK WOODLEY: And also,
he did a great thing,
he played mus
he built the tension
before he came out.
♪♪
NICK CODY:
I remember once seeing
a live show of his
where he came out in
an astronaut costume,
smashing El Paso
taco hard shells
into a helmet.
And two people
got up and left
and he screamed 'em
out of the thing,
and I think I just
cried laughing for
the next 50 minutes.
So, whenever he goes into
that locker area,
I'm in trouble.
♪♪
SAM SIMMONS:
I am willing to push it
as far as I can
to break whoever
stands in my way.
♪♪
REBEL: Wait.
Time it right, Sam,
time it right.
♪♪
What is that?
♪♪
[laughing]
[laughing]
FRANK: That's very funny.
That's one of
the funniest things
in recent history.
♪♪
[Rebel laughing]
How are they not
laughing at that?
♪♪
[laughing]
I mean That's funny.
I think I can speak
on behalf of everybody
and say, ha, ha.
I mean, you couldn't
have seen that coming
through the red curtain,
could you?
♪♪
SAM: This is so lonely.
It's really lonely.
NICK CODY:
What was stuck in my head is,
I was picturing Sam,
like, up late at night
in a workshop.
Can you not touch me?
Can I Can I request that
you don't touch me?
Little lamp and
he's got glasses on
and he's stitching these
huge dildos onto a jacket
and I start thinking about him
manufacturing the dick jacket.
That almost got me.
♪♪
Okay. Oh! Nope!
[alarm blaring]
[all exclaiming]
[laughs]
Who was it? Who was it?
-MAN: Who laughed?
-WOMAN: Who?
-BECKY: Who was it?
-MAN: Someone laughed.
REBEL WILSON:
Next time
-[whooping]
-You've all lost
your minds in here!
Guys, stop it!
[laughing]
Oh!
REBEL:
It's the first red card.
You are the first loser
of the game.
[laughing]
REBEL WILSON:
Who will be eliminated?
Dilruk.
Dilruk.
REBEL WILSON:
And who will be the
last one laughing?
Want more LOL?
Check out the X-Ray feature
on your screen
for tons of bonus content.
♪♪
Comedians have one job,
and that's to make
an audience laugh.
Okay, so here's a question:
What do you do when
that entire audience
is made up of other comedians?
Well, we're about to find out
in the greatest
comedy showcase
you've never seen.
Right here, 10 of Australia's
finest comedians
are gonna be battling it out to
try to make each other laugh,
and anyone who can't keep
a straight face,
well, they're gonna get
eliminated, and eventually,
we'll be down to just
one comedian
who will take home
$100,000.
Aagh!
Let's meet the players.
♪♪
First up,
packing a punch line,
comedy heavyweight
Joel Creasey.
♪♪
Physical phenomenon,
Frank Woodley.
She'll do anything
to come out on top,
fearless Anne Edmonds.
♪♪
Brilliant baby faced
Becky Lucas.
♪♪
Joker in the pack,
Nazeem Hussain.
The super cool jolly ginger,
Nick Cody.
Devilishly dapper
Dilruk Jayasinha.
Quick-witted
and sure-footed,
the smiling agile assassin
Susie Youssef.
♪♪
Meet the master of disguise,
Sam Simmons.
And finally,
gunning for the title,
is sharp shooter
Ed Kavalee.
Ten of Australia's
funniest comedians
but who will be
the last one laughing?
For the next six hours,
our ten players will be
locked in here
with only one simple rule
to follow;
no one is allowed to laugh.
Not a chuckle, not a titter,
not even a smile.
Anyone who can't keep
a straight face
will be straight out
this door.
Now, these comedians
are gonna try
every trick in the book to
try to knock each other out,
so who knows
what could happen.
♪♪
As the clock ticks down,
I'll be keeping an eagle eye
on our players right here,
the nerve center of
our comedy experiment.
Now dozens of secret cameras
will capture
every single thing
the comedians do or say,
so I can search for any chink
in their comedy armor.
Oh, the first player
is just arriving now.
Open the door.
All right.
Okay.
All right.
SAM SIMMONS:
I'm Sam Simmons.
I used to be relevant.
REBEL: Okay.
It's Sam Simmons up first.
That is a big shopping bag.
What's he got in there?
He's brought a lot of props
with him.
All right.
REBEL: He doesn't know
where to look,
he doesn't know
who's coming in.
I'm horny.
-Did he just say he was horny?
-SAM: Feeling horny.
REBEL: I don't think
you should say that, Sam,
seeing as you look
a bit like a pedo
little league coach.
I'm lonely and horny.
SAM SIMMONS: This show,
this is nothing for me,
it's a cake walk.
Not getting a laugh
is my strong suit.
I have bemused, confused,
irritated, angered and
frustrated audiences
all over the world.
ED KAVALEE:
I'm Ed Kavalee,
probably best known for,
if you've been paying attention,
varying radio programs at
different levels of success.
[gasping] Oh
Edward. It's Edward Kavalee.
Give us some elegant spoil
we can love.
Oh, that's good.
-That's a good one.
-This [chuckles]
You're the one face
I didn't want to see.
-Oh, that's nice.
-It is a compliment.
Now, Ed has years
of improv training.
-Bloody Simmons.
-REBEL: I remember
I did a show that Ed was on.
He's a master of not laughing.
You are my kryptonite.
I wouldn't be worried about me.
I'll be gone in a sec.
-No, not true.
-I nervously laugh, though
-I know you do.
-When I
-How do you know that?
-Well, I know you.
Hello.
How's it going?
Friendly? Yep.
Any pingers in there?
Nothing? Sure.
Good to talk.
ANNE EDMONDS:
My strategy to
make people laugh,
I don't know,
I might start crying,
might start physically
fighting people,
and also, I am prone to
a bit of nudity.
Yeah, that would be a shame for
the people watching at home.
♪♪
-All right.
-Oh, no thanks.
-Oh, shit.
-It's gonna be a short game.
How good to see you again,
Brian.
JOEL CREASEY: Hello,
my name is Joel Creasey.
Am I surprised
Rebel came calling to
include me in her game?
No, not at all.
She needed a fabulous
gay man here.
She's a Hollywood actress.
She'd be surrounded by gay men.
I'm her cheap
Australian version.
Barrel.
-[drumming]
-It's gonna be
a barrel of laughs,
whoever it is.
[all exclaiming]
I mean, this is the worst
swingers party ever.
-[laughs]
-REBEL: Oh, a look of
disappointment
from some of the other
comedians.
They know Joel's a contender.
♪♪
[all exclaiming]
My name's Nazeem Hussain.
Hello. What's goin' on?
This show was pitched to me,
and, uh,
my manager called me up,
she says, "Hey, Nazeem,
there's this show"
and I say yep, I'll do it.
-Hello, mate. Nice to see you.
-Thank you very much.
NAZEEM HUSSAIN:
Comedians get into comedy
because we need validation.
Imagine doing a gig,
and the whole audience
is trying
not to laugh at you.
That is literally describing
my nightmare.
REBEL: All right,
in you come, Susie.
SUSIE YOUSSEF:
I'm just hoping no one's funny,
so if Anne Edmonds
is in there,
I'm fucked.
[all exclaiming]
-Uh-oh.
-I'm already ruined.
Big man.
How are ya?
You look quite sturdy.
Nick Cody.
He's a stand up powerhouse.
NICK CODY:
Who I'd love to see,
so there's no one
other people in the room,
I don't want to take a shot at
a whole segment of comedy,
but if there's nine people
that are a part of an adult
improv troupe,
I'm guaranteed to win
$100,000.
Hey! [laughs]
Yeah!
DILRUK JAYASINHA:
I'm Dilruk Jayasinha,
Sri Lankan born
Australian comedian.
[all exclaiming]
With a sitcom entrance.
[laughing]
And I love laughing,
so I really don't know
why I'm here.
[laughs] This is
the worst show for me.
[all exclaiming]
Being a comedian
It's me!
All your shitty behavior
is rewarded. It's the best.
-Ah, shit.
-SAM SIMMONS:
She scares me.
She's so "Mean Girls."
-Hi.
-Hi, Sam, how are you?
Sam Simmons is scared of me.
I don't know why.
I guess it comes from
a really bad relationship
with my mother.
I'm scared of women.
[laughs]
I am.
Who's in the last seat?
Oh, yeah, who would it be?
One more contestant to come.
[chanting]
Last one, last one, last one.
[drumming]
[all exclaiming]
FRANK WOODLEY:
My name's Frank Woodley,
I've been a professional,
uh, show off
for the last 30 years.
-Frank!
-Oh, my God.
That's bad.
REBEL:
Frank Woodley, legend,
Australian comedy legend,
he is the veteran of
our comedians here today.
You know, he's amazing.
He's one of the funniest people
Australia has ever produced.
-Hello, mate.
-Oh, this is dangerous.
My comedy style
has always been
very a lot of
physical comedy.
Maybe that's 'cause
I can't think of jokes to say.
So I have to just run around
and, you know,
get hit with
a blunt instrument.
♪♪
He's already running now.
I'm smiling already,
I don't want to do that.
Ah, fuck, Frank.
I've never seen you
not smiling, though,
you'll out.
[chuckles]
I'm gone. I'm I'm
I'm hoping,
best case scenario,
-15 or 16 seconds.
-[laughs]
All right, let's do this.
This'll be a real corker.
[drumming]
-Hello!
-Hey!
REBEL: Welcome!
-Whoo!
-Oh, wow.
All right, guys.
I'm here with my briefcase,
and I'm here with the rules,
all right?
Over the next six hours,
your task is very simple.
You have to
make each other laugh
while simultaneously
not laughing yourself.
Now, in my room,
I have a red button
and a green button.
When I press the green button,
you'll hear this sound.
♪[trumpet fanfare]
That means the game has begun
and it's time to get serious.
[laughing]
Even that makes me laugh.
That's a funny noise.
It's right away
-You can't laugh at the horn.
-But the moment I see a laugh,
I'll push the red button
and the game will pause.
[alarm blaring]
I will be entering
the game room
with one of these two cards.
A yellow card is a warning.
It means you're on thin ice.
You cop one more of these,
I'm gonna come and
give this to you in your face.
-[groaning]
-This is hard.
REBEL: And that's it.
It's game over for you.
You're dead. Okay?
You've lost.
-You're a loser.
-That's good to know.
-Your career is over.
-[laughing]
Rebel, what if
people are hiding?
-If the action's
all taking place
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
-Someone's just
continuously sort of
loitering away
from where it's at
-If someone is too passive
-They cop a yellow card.
Yeah, that's good 'cause I'm
worried about passive people.
-REBEL: Yeah.
-Yeah, okay.
But, guys,
I don't hold all the cards.
You guys will each get
one of these.
-It's the joker card
-Okay.
Okay.
If you want to use this,
all you have to do is
hold up the card
and say the word "joker,"
and for the next three minutes
your fellow comedians
must give you their
full attention.
-Yes.
-Cool.
REBEL: Okay? So this would be
the moment to play
your best material,
to go for the jugular.
But, guys, let me remind you
what we are playing for.
-Okay?
-Oh, my God.
[all exclaiming]
-Cold hard cash.
-Oh!
-A hundred thousand dollars
-Cash!
Can I touch it?
Is it real bling?
REBEL: Yeah,
you can touch it.
-Actually real money.
-Yeah.
-I love money.
-How many transactions
-did you have to do for that?
-A lot. I could only withdraw
300 at a time,
so it was a long morning.
And the winner,
in six hours or under,
depending on what happens,
gets to take this home.
-How fun would that be?
-Amazing.
If I win $100,000,
first
first of all,
I'm putting those
in every room.
I'm from the western suburbs
of Melbourne.
Let's say
I have spending habits.
Maybe one in the car.
This is gonna be
very interesting.
I'm a big fan of
all of you guys,
and it's gonna be very exciting
to see what happens.
I have no idea.
So good luck, everybody.
Thank you, Rebel.
Happy non-laughing.
-Thank you, Rebel.
-Yeah.
Laugh it up, guys.
-She's out. [laughs]
-What am I doing?
FRANK WOODLEY:
I can't imagine that
I'm gonna be able to
get through more than
about 20 minutes.
Okay.
Let the game begin!
MAN 1: So could it happen
right now?
MAN 2: Any moment,
it's gonna go off.
Terrible mistake.
ANNE EDMONDS:
I've got no idea
what's gonna happen,
and I feel like it might be
money won but dignity lost.
Are they ready?
Let's do this!
♪[fanfare]
WOMAN: Oh, my God.
I'm gonna get a drink.
[indistinct chatter]
MAN: Um, you all right there,
Anne Edmonds?
Could you see my eyes
glaze over there?
It's just like a moment of
oh, my God.
What am I doing?
So, what do we want to drink?
Oh Is that a laugh?
I can't be around you, Joel.
Neither,
I can't be around you,
so I'm going to
just get this.
I'm keeping an eye on Joel.
Seems very close to smiling.
SAM SIMMONS:
First thing,
you're just not making
eye contact with anyone.
Um
And everyone was
walking around rather somberly.
I'm having a complete
breakdown over here,
I don't know what to do.
SAM: 'Cause this is what we do
at the back of
comedy rooms anyway
when everyone else goes on.
I have never stood at
the back of the room and
watched another comedian.
I jerk off in front of people
at the back of comedy rooms.
Yeah, I know you do.
I am pissing myself
on the inside.
-I just want you to know that.
-Thank you.
That's very nice of you.
I'm gonna have to walk away
from Frank, I think.
DILRUK:
Why do you always look like
you're close to breaking?
I feel like I want to
zero in on you.
-Well, do it.
-Can we try that?
Try whatever you want.
Does anybody want to try
zeroing in on Nazeem?
DILRUK:
You know, your mom thinks I'm
a better comedian than you.
-She's told me, like
That's quite true.
-Okay.
How do you feel about being
the second funniest Sri Lankan
in Australia?
Actually, that's actually
upsetting you.
See, look at that.
It's very close.
Okay, everybody,
we're doing this now
for a minute or two.
Oh, shit.
Eh! Good news.
Only five hours
and 57 minutes left.
[beeping]
How do you wear a beret?
Like this?
-On the side.
-Like this?
Who will be
the first to crack?
Bonjour, Becky.
-Bonjour.
-Bonjour.
Bonjour.
Bonjour, Becky.
-I honestly can't
look at you, Frank.
-Bonjour.
Bonjour, Joel.
[laughing]
♪♪
I can't even get involved
in that, Frank.
Oh, I have a lot of
respect for you.
Frank working
the physical angle.
Bonjour.
Why did you hit me
with that thing?
Can he transfer that from
his tongue to my tongue
without using his hands?
Oh, wow.
Here we go.
REBEL: Uh Oh!
Are they passing
a bulldog clip
from mouth to mouth?
I mean,
an interesting strategy.
Wait, wait, wait.
How about try this,
but without that
do it without this.
Do it without
without the clip.
-Now try it again.
-What do you think?
This This'll work.
You're trying to get
your tongue in his mouth,
right?
-No.
-The game is go from his
his thing to my tongue
to his penis to my penis
-to your anus
-Uh
We're actually very weird
people, comedians.
And to make
a weird person laugh,
you gotta be really weird.
-It'd be funny for,
like, a Viking
-Yeah.
Who's very negative,
but he wants to be
taken seriously.
-Yeah.
-What's the, uh, word
for no in Viking?
Njorgden.
Should we rape and pillage
that particular convent?
-Yeah.
-And he's, like
Njorgden.
[laughing]
Njorgden.
And it'd be hard for him
to be taken seriously.
Yeah, yeah, with that on.
Njorgden.
Njor!
We need to change our ways,
it's really
I think that would be
amusing.
I wish I could
tell you how I feel
but I can't.
-Yeah.
-I mean, I can tell you.
-I thought it was very funny.
-Good.
-But I don't want to
show you that.
-Thank you.
Is anybody getting their stuff?
REBEL: Oh, Sam's getting
something out of his bag.
Is that a little speaker?
WOMAN'S VOICE:
USB playback.
SAM SIMMONS:
So I've brought in music.
So I've got, like,
some funky tunes.
G'day, mate.
NICK CODY:
I'm very worried about Sam
'cause he's so left of cent
He's such
He's got such a weird mind.
Hey, what did you, um
How's your career going?
-It's all right.
-Is it?
[laughing]
REBEL: What is he doing?
What's been going on?
Like, how's your son?
-NICK: He's good.
-SAM: What's been some
beautiful stuff with your son?
It's pretty sad, isn't it?
How's stuff going with you?
-How's How's your
-Uh, divorced.
-You're divorced?
-Yeah.
-No, you're not really.
-Yeah, divorced last year.
Yeah, right. Why?
Uh, 'cause the marriage ended.
Yeah, right.
-So we had to
-Yeah, cool.
What else has been going on?
What did you get off to on
the weekend?
Um I went to the gym.
-Yeah, yeah.
-What is this?
-Doesn't matter.
-What is that mu
I've got a yeast infection.
WOMAN'S VOICE:
Bluetooth mode.
DILRUK JAYASINHA:
Uh, I'm in trouble.
Sam knows how to really get
under my skin and make me laugh.
Edward Sizzlehands.
[sizzling noises]
Edward Sizzlehands
is pretty funny 'cause he's
Hot plates.
Wait. Edward Sizzlehands.
ED KAVALEE:
Sam Simmons is like Ebola.
If you can stay clear
of the area,
you should be okay.
SAM: There's books over here.
That dog would be dead now.
Like, definitely be dead.
'Cause of when it was
published.
[laughing]
I feel like Sam
is now going on the attack.
Come on, Sam,
keep workin' it.
Dead dog, dead dog.
What's the year on this?
That dog's dead.
That dog would definitely
be dead now.
That's a dead dog,
that's a dead dog.
Dead dog,
dead dog.
Is anyone going to
fucking laugh?
Anyone?
Is anyone gonna
fucking laugh?!
Someone laugh!
No!
Ohh, ohh
BECKY: Joel, you need to
leave me alone.
Yeah, I'm gonna leave you
because I am so close near you.
Only 5:49 left.
[beeping]
REBEL: Everyone's
kind of scrambling
in these first ten minutes,
it's a bit of chaos.
I can swallow without
closing my mouth.
Cody. Check it out.
♪♪
-Oh
-Okay.
-No.
-Oh.
-That hurt.
-Yeah, I know,
it's fizzy, you dickhead.
[laughing]
-[hocking]
-[Rebel laughing]
[hocking]
[laughing]
[hocking continues]
Nick putting up with
a lot of torment there
from Dilruk.
[hocking]
-Thank you.
-I have a birthday cake.
I have a range of
cakes and candles.
-It's Nick's birthday.
-Okay, yeah.
JOEL CREASEY:
I thought it would be funny to
bring in some birthday cakes,
and sing happy birthday
to people.
Who doesn't smile
when they get a cake?
JOEL: Nick Cody!
Happy birthday to you ♪
Happy birthday to you ♪
-Hip
-ALL: Hooray.
Whoo!
-Oh, that's fantastic.
-There you go.
-NICK: Thanks so much, guys.
-JOEL: That's for you.
What's the strategy
with the cake, Joel?
Make a speech,
make a speech.
-BECKY: Maybe I
should make a speech.
-Sure, Becks.
Nick, I just want to say
since the diagnosis,
we were so unsure, like,
as to how life was
gonna go for you.
-MAN: What's his diagnosis?
-Dumb cunt.
♪♪
Oh! No.
-Oh!
-SUSIE: Oh, my God!
-[alarm blaring]
-SUSIE: It wasn't me.
DILRUK:
We can all relax now.
-Can we all relax now?
-[laughs]
[laughing]
-Ahh!
-Who was it?
I didn't see anybody laughing.
♪♪
[alarm blaring]
-Rebel Wilson!
-Well, well, well.
Whoo!
What an interesting start.
Unfortunately,
it's time for someone
to get a warning.
'Cause somebody did crack up.
And we see everything.
And this person
-is you.
-[screams]
Joel. Now, I want you
to have a look
at this replay camera.
-Oh, wow!
-And I'm gonna point out
the precise moment
I've caught.
BECKY: Since the diagnosis,
we were so unsure,
like, as to how life
was gonna go for you.
-MAN: What's his diagnosis?
-Dumb cunt.
♪♪
There. See that?
[laughing]
REBEL: Violation, Joel.
It was Anne that
cracked him up.
MAN: Well played.
Guys, this is how strict
the game is.
I'm gonna be strict.
-It's a warning to everybody.
-MAN: Thank you, Rebel.
WOMAN: Thanks, Rebel.
Joel's yellow card, it,
to us, seems like
such a minor infraction,
and I think that got
everybody worried,
like, they they're
looking for anything.
When she said that
When she said Nick's
a dumb cunt,
that was, like, oh, yeah,
now we're gettin' somewhere.
NAZEEM: Hang on, hang on.
Are we Are we back on?
You gotta wait 'til
you hear the siren,
-and then we're back on.
-This is tough.
This is, uh
quite strange, isn't it?
-Okay.
-♪[fanfare]
[beeping]
Oh, my God, this is
such a small space.
It is a small space,
and I just got, um,
a report that you're
not allowed to go
[screams]
-to yourself, okay?
-Mmm.
REBEL:
Yeah, come on, Frank.
Let's start attacking.
♪♪
ED KAVALEE:
I've brought lunch for people.
I think we need something
that is completely unexpected.
You know, I know we're gonna
cook a cake, Edo,
but we need something for
lunch as well.
I don't trust what's gonna
come out of there.
-ANNE: I don't either.
-So we're gonna have
some lunch later.
-So
-This seems like
[screams]
What is that?
ED: That's lunch.
-Oh!
-It was So that's
The apple is the option
for the vegetarians.
ANNE EDMONDS:
That had me on the edge,
just the shock of it,
and Joel's reaction.
Sociopath.
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-NICK: What do you think?
-MAN: That's a great wig.
You look like a guy
I fucked in a backpackers.
-Thanks.
-You look like a guy
I fucked in a backpackers.
You look like a guy who
I watched you all fuck
in a backpackers.
It was starting to feel like
my little sister's
fifth birthday party,
there were men in wigs,
and a pig's head.
So I was in a party hat.
I think there were
a few people there
questioning their sexuality.
[indistinct chatter]
REBEL:
Sam is up to something.
Is that an inflatable pool?
-Sam, are still doing comedy?
-Yeah.
-What are you making?
-I'm making myself
a little, uh
a fuck bed.
What are you gonna do with that,
Sam, you try to fill it up?
-It's a secret.
-Secret.
-Bit of a secret.
-Secret.
What he's gonna do with it?
-What he's gonna do with it.
-What he's gonna do with it.
[air hissing]
-It's a good strategy, Becky.
-It's a good strategy, Becky.
-Damnit.
-Damnit.
-My hole.
-My hole.
Fuck,
I've gotta fill this hole.
Fuck,
I've gotta fill this hole.
-You can tight hole.
-Tight hole.
Tight.
-[air hissing]
-Shh, shh, shh
-Oh, they goin' me.
-Oh, they goin' me.
-They bloody goin' me!
-They bloody goin' me!
Do you feel like this is
one of your shows, Sam?
-What's that?
-Like this.
There's food and props,
no one's allowed to laugh.
[laughing]
REBEL:
That's a serious sledge.
Guaranteed to make me laugh
is somebody falling over.
Anyone stacking.
Fuck off!
Oh [laughs]
Oh, gosh, Nick was close.
-You okay?
-Yeah, it's all right.
Maybe I'll play
I might play my joker card.
-Joker card.
-Okay, I'm gonna play
my joker card.
SAM: Becky's playing
her joker card!
Oh! Becky's playing
the joker card.
Let's go, Becky.
Come on.
[horn blowing]
[cheering]
ANNE EDMONDS:
The joker card is when
you can use it
to put on a show,
so if you get the card out,
then everyone has to come and
sit around you and listen.
This is a good turnout.
Especially for
a Becky Lucas gig.
Mm.
FRANK: Would you like me to
give you an intro
so you come out and there's
No, because
I'm not performing.
-Okay.
-I thought you use these
to suggest something,
and everyone has to
do what you say.
-Yeah, we'll do it.
-Okay.
Okay, so I think we should
play a game
where we all have to
take turns,
and you get given a topic,
and you can't say "um."
-MAN: Okay.
-So someone has to stand up
and talk about the topic
without saying the word "um."
-JOEL: Okay.
-Okay, so I'm not going first.
-I think
-Okay, I'll go.
Okay, Frank should go first.
So And I think your topic
should be apples.
-Apples?
-Yeah.
-So, ready? Set
-Hang on, I'm not ready,
I'm not ready.
-Apples without saying "um."
-Yeah.
Okay.
Jesus Christ, that's
that's way too fuckin' funny.
-BECKY: Ready?
-DILRUK: Wow.
-BECKY: Steady
-DILRUK: Goddammit.
-That is
-Go.
Apples, uh,
apples are a fruit
that grow on trees
and you can eat them
and if you take them to school,
-the teacher will be
-DILRUK: Oh, goddammit.
FRANK: Really nice to you,
which is, um, a benefit for
Ah! There, you said
You said "um."
-Did I?
-Yeah, yeah, he did.
-BECKY: Okay, yeah.
-FRANK: Okay.
Thanks, everybody.
Thanks very much.
I can't look at Anne.
Edo's having an actual
breakdown on the carpet.
I'd laugh if I hadn't
already seen that
20 times in the last 18 months.
I'm not well.
What's everyone's
favorite body part?
Pussy!
Oh Oh!
-MAN: Fuck!
-Yeah. Yeah.
-[alarm blaring]
-[laughing]
Hey, it's All it took
was Anne Edmonds
saying pussy.
[laughing]
-Oh, no!
-There's been
another violation.
We are on pause.
Oh, my God.
Let's go to
the replay screen
to see who that was.
What's everyone's
favorite body part?
Pussy!
REBEL: See it?
[all exclaiming]
-REBEL: Dilruk.
-Oh, yeah.
-We've gotcha.
-Thank you.
-MAN: Well played.
-REBEL: All right.
The game will resume shortly.
Edo. Ah, fuck.
Dil loves a pussy joke.
And don't we all?
Um, I was thrilled to get
involved with them.
Ah, fuck. Edo.
This is doing my head in.
Let the game resume.
♪[fanfare]
[beeping]
Oh, joker! Joker!
Oh! A joker's being played.
Sam's playing his joker.
Come on, Sam.
All right.
[sighs]
♪♪
Okay. It's There's music.
Okay, so we gotta give
Sam our focus,
I believe, it's
I am absolutely terrified.
I know that Sam, he's,
like, outrageously creative.
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WOMAN: Oh, my God.
FRANK WOODLEY: And also,
he did a great thing,
he played mus
he built the tension
before he came out.
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NICK CODY:
I remember once seeing
a live show of his
where he came out in
an astronaut costume,
smashing El Paso
taco hard shells
into a helmet.
And two people
got up and left
and he screamed 'em
out of the thing,
and I think I just
cried laughing for
the next 50 minutes.
So, whenever he goes into
that locker area,
I'm in trouble.
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SAM SIMMONS:
I am willing to push it
as far as I can
to break whoever
stands in my way.
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REBEL: Wait.
Time it right, Sam,
time it right.
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What is that?
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[laughing]
[laughing]
FRANK: That's very funny.
That's one of
the funniest things
in recent history.
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[Rebel laughing]
How are they not
laughing at that?
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[laughing]
I mean That's funny.
I think I can speak
on behalf of everybody
and say, ha, ha.
I mean, you couldn't
have seen that coming
through the red curtain,
could you?
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SAM: This is so lonely.
It's really lonely.
NICK CODY:
What was stuck in my head is,
I was picturing Sam,
like, up late at night
in a workshop.
Can you not touch me?
Can I Can I request that
you don't touch me?
Little lamp and
he's got glasses on
and he's stitching these
huge dildos onto a jacket
and I start thinking about him
manufacturing the dick jacket.
That almost got me.
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Okay. Oh! Nope!
[alarm blaring]
[all exclaiming]
[laughs]
Who was it? Who was it?
-MAN: Who laughed?
-WOMAN: Who?
-BECKY: Who was it?
-MAN: Someone laughed.
REBEL WILSON:
Next time
-[whooping]
-You've all lost
your minds in here!
Guys, stop it!
[laughing]
Oh!
REBEL:
It's the first red card.
You are the first loser
of the game.
[laughing]
REBEL WILSON:
Who will be eliminated?
Dilruk.
Dilruk.
REBEL WILSON:
And who will be the
last one laughing?
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