Love O2O (2016) s01e01 Episode Script

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EPISODE 1
JINLING CITY
Luwei Weiwei, be careful!
Zhenshui, I'll hold him off.
You attack him, as usual.
Sure.
Hurry, catch up!
Amazing! It's a Mage Class OP Necklace!
Nini, it's your equipment.
Wow! I'm so lucky today!
A Mage Class OP Necklace?
Luwei Weiwei, do you want to duke it out?
Sure.
There should be stakes involved, no?
Let's bet on the necklace boss dropped.
What do you say?
I see, you want the necklace.
But it's not my equipment.
I'll play you, then.
You're a top-10 clan leader!
I have zero chance against you.
You can ask Luwei Weiwei to fight for you.
If I lose, I'll give you
a Mage Class OP Ring.
Are you scared?
Weiwei?
-Sure.
-Good.
Five o'clock,
by the lodge outside Jinling City.
What did you want to talk about, Zhenshui?
Are there monsters to defeat here?
Weiwei, we've become in-game spouses
for more than half a year.
Isn't it awkward
that you're still calling me Zhenshui?
Wouldn't it be more awkward
if I called you Wuxiang?
Hubby, today's mission
is 12 three-eyed monkeys.
-Won't you kill them for me?
-Wifey, just watch.
-I'll do it for you.
-Great!
Weiwei, you go to school
in Capital City, right?
I'm in Capital City, too.
Should we meet in person?
I'll take you out to eat.
I know a good Japanese restaurant
as good as those in Japan
with three Michelin stars.
That's okay.
We'll just have our fun in the game.
There's a saying nowadays,
that you never know
who's on the other side of the screen.
I just want to make sure.
I want to see what you look like.
Will you show me a photo?
Professor Yu's class is incredible!
-Hi.
-Hi.
Hello.
Weiwei, it's all clear. Hurry!
What's wrong? Why did the power go out?
I think the fuse is blown.
I was only making noodles,
and the fuse is blown?
Will we get in trouble?
Girl, before you cook anything,
won't you calculate
the flow of electricity first?
Come on, girl!
I'm a computer major,
not a double-E major!
What now? My noodles are still raw!
What do you think?
Give me half of your noodles!
All done.
Remarkable!
No wonder girls, like us,
in the S&E department
have trouble finding love.
We do our own handy work.
What do we need boys for?
First of all, I did the handy work,
but it has nothing to do
with the fact that you're still single.
Second of all, Ms. Erxi,
my gaming friend was asking for my photos,
but I suddenly went offline!
He must think I'm evading him!
Tell me, how will you compensate
the damage to my reputation?
Is it Zhenshui Wuxiang,
your spouse in online game?
Nice, Weiwei!
Stop.
How do you know all that?
Have you been spying on me again?
Don't get bogged down by details.
Will you send him your photo?
Of course not.
We only became in-game spouses
for the territory quest.
It's weird to send him photos,
but it's bad to just go offline, too.
I should at least find an excuse,
like my laptop's busted,
and all my photos are gone.
No way!
Your laptop's busted?
All the photos are gone?
You jinxed it!
How can this be?
Weiwei, I forgot to tell you,
when I borrowed your laptop yesterday,
I accidentally dropped the laptop.
Where do you think you're going?
Get back here! Come here!
-I'm sorry!
-What happened?
-Explain yourself!
-I'm sorry.
Let's go!
At least let me finish my noodles!
What noodles?
You broke my laptop,
and you still want to eat?
I don't think so! Let's go!
It's such a beautiful day.
Xiaoling is with her boyfriend,
Sisi is at a class reunion party,
yet I have to accompany you
to fix your laptop.
This beautiful day is totally wasted.
How dare you say that?
Who broke my laptop? Come on!
Here.
There are new movies out.
After we drop off the laptop,
let's go catch some movies.
I'm not dropping it off.
I'll change out the motherboard myself.
It's cheaper and faster.
Anyway, I need to use my laptop tonight.
What's the hurry?
A hard-working and ambitious
computer major like myself
cannot be without a computer,
even for a day. Okay?
Yeah, right! What's really going on?
I have a duel date.
I knew it!
Time flies! We're sophomores now.
At Qing University,
men overwhelmingly outnumber women,
especially the Computer Department.
I never thought, after two years,
I would still be single. It's so pathetic.
You didn't pick this place
precisely for that reason?
Well, not entirely, of course.
Qing's Computer Department
is ranked number one in the nation.
It's always been my dream college.
Computing is also the subject that I love.
But even with all these,
I could still consider my happiness.
Let's go check it out!
What's going on?
CAMPUS BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP
COMPUTER DEPT. VS. BIOLOGY DEPT.
Lord Xiao Nai is returning
to the basketball court!
That's great! We can see him play again!
Computer Department
versus Biology Department.
Xiao Nai's the key player.
Surely we'll see him this time?
Not necessarily. He's a senior now.
He's rarely on campus.
I hear the mystery forum
hasn't been updated at all.
I reckon
this is just another publicity stunt.
Who cares?
Checking it out won't cost anything.
Anyway, it's the last chance
to see him in person.
That's true.
It pains me to think about it.
Why doesn't he go to graduate school?
-Right? What a shame.
-So true.
Everyone from your dorm has to go!
We have to grab the seats
an hour ahead of time.
Weiwei, I had no idea!
You're an admirer, too?
Of course! He's Lord Xiao Nai!
I've downloaded
all the software he's released.
If there's player ranking at school,
like they have in e-sports,
he would definitely be number one
on all fronts.
Girl, you're so deep.
I only care for the face and the body.
I don't have the brains of a genius
like you.
By the way,
who blacked out
that video of him swimming?
I really want to see it!
Let's go.
Yiran, let's buy this thing.
Nana, I don't even know him.
How can I ask for his help?
Don't you worry! A couple of days ago,
I befriended a guy from their dorm.
So, I came up with this idea.
We'll buy a RAM stick and go ask for help.
As soon as he hears your name,
I'm sure he'll be eager to help you.
Don't stress!
I told him the shipment is on its way.
Just have him sign for it, okay?
Hi, how much is this?
500? That's so expensive!
Go ask around. It's the same everywhere.
You get what you pay for, okay?
Will you give us a discount? 450?
Not a cent lower.
This is already the cut-rate price.
Mister,
isn't your price a bit unreasonable?
The gold contact's glisten
of your RAM stick is totally off.
It's obviously used.
You're selling it as if it's brand new,
at double the price.
Isn't that cheating the customer?
No way! What do you know?
Don't be a busybody, okay?
I'm a computer major.
I know what I'm talking about.
Your shop is right by the campus,
yet you're cheating students.
Won't it hurt your business
if word gets out?
Right? You're so dishonest!
Where's the old shopkeeper? Huh?
Is there a new owner now?
What old shopkeeper? It's always been me.
What's the matter with you girls?
Do you have some beef with me?
You're decent-looking.
Why are you being nasty?
Get lost.
Hey, this brand of RAM sticks
go for less than 300.
You can search online
if you don't believe me.
Online shops sell fake stuff.
That's why it's so cheap.
I think that's Bei Weiwei.
Thank you, Miss.
I don't think the owner would cheat me.
He's running a shop.
There's no harm
in letting him earn some money.
Who's she trying to impress
with that pompous yet compassionate act?
We're the bad guys
for trying to help her? Here.
I know!
It must be because you're Bei Weiwei
and she's Meng Yiran.
Meng Yiran.
Don't tell me you don't know her?
She's the campus beauty.
I thought she looked familiar.
That must be the reason why!
The two of you were neck-to-neck
at last year's campus beauty contest.
You can't blame her
for being hostile toward you.
It was not neck-to-neck!
Who sent in my photo last year?
You already checked my laptop
and cell phone last year.
It wasn't me.
Anyway, why would I use a blurry photo
like that?
If I took the photo,
it'd be high definition, front-view,
and of you coming out of the shower.
By the way, do you think
Meng Yiran's photo was retouched?
She must have spent days photoshopping.
She's nowhere near as pretty
as the online photo.
If her photo was sans retouch,
you would never have lost
last year, Weiwei.
I'm going to the internet cafe later.
Also, I remember
she won the contest last year.
She came in first, and I second.
It should be me being hostile towards her.
Why is she hostile towards me?
Who knows?
Maybe she's flat-chested?
Get lost!
She must be!
Now I know why you have trouble
landing a boyfriend.
Why? Tell me! I'll change!
Because you pay more attention to girls!
-Weiwei, don't make me hurt you!
-Fine. I'll stop.
Take my laptop back. Bye!
Me, single? You're the one
who's always on the computer.
Your dad told me
you plan to start your own company?
That is the plan.
Doing what?
The initial plan is to develop two games.
If you win this game,
I'll give you a gift.
Weiwei!
Luwei Weiwei,
I thought you were afraid to come.
I don't think I'm late.
Late or not, you're still going down.
Prepare to hand over the necklace.
Let's begin.
It's your turn.
Good game.
Good game.
Crap!
No wonder Luwei Weiwei is
the only female player ranked for dueling.
-She's playing him for sport!
-Right?
How is she so good
at the "walk-on-air" trick?
That dodge was incredible!
She only places sixth
with that kind of skill?
I wonder who's number one?
Is number one the legendary Yixiao Naihe?
I've never met him.
The name is pretentious enough!
How did he come up
with that avatar handle?
Luwei Weiwei, let's go again.
Sure, but I'm at an internet cafe.
I only paid for an hour's time.
Let's get it over with.
Per our earlier agreement,
you won this game,
so Uncle will give you a gift.
I'll gift you this place.
Aren't you going to start
a gaming company?
With remodeling,
this place will be enough for the start.
Uncle, that's your offer.
I didn't agree to it.
-You don't want it?
-No.
Good boy! You're quite ambitious!
I just think it's more fun
to start from nothing.
Plus, I already found the spot.
We're both genetic mutations
because we're into computers.
Your dad is an archaeologist
and your mom is a historian,
yet you're into computers.
I can see that you're just like me.
I don't have the energy
to run this place anymore.
If you don't want it, I'll shut it down.
-Sir, you have a call.
-Okay.
What's up?
It's about time.
Let's go have dinner at your place.
I'll make a couple of dishes for you.
Xiaoling.
Stop! What now?
I don't know how to do this.
Erxi, go get the bedding for me!
I'm busy.
-This and this.
-Which one?
Hurry. It's going to rain!
Come on.
Erxi, will you go get the bedding for me?
You have time to nag at me.
You can go get them yourself.
-I have a facial mask on!
-Sisi.
-Someone's knocking.
-Open up, Erxi!
-So annoying! Coming!
-Hurry, Xiaoling.
Oh, no! Thank you, Weiwei! Thanks.
It's pouring outside!
Why didn't you get the bedding?
Weiwei, why are you so late?
Where were you?
Where else?
Ms. Bei must have been battling
in her online game.
I had to bring back her laptop!
By the way, I've put it back.
Thanks, Ms. Erxi.
Speaking of which,
Ms. Bei and I intervened an injustice,
-but we got so mad in the end!
-What happened?
It's Meng Yiran!
Meng Yiran?
Weiwei, you know Meng Yiran?
How come you never mentioned it?
I don't know her.
Erxi and I went to get a computer part,
and we saw the owner trying to cheat her.
He sold a RAM stick at double price.
As a computer major,
how can I keep my mouth shut?
You helped her, but what did she say?
"Thank you, Miss.
I don't think the owner would cheat me.
He's running a shop.
There's no harm
in letting him earn some money."
She's so generous? What about us?
She made us seem so petty and philistine.
In the end, the owner kicked us out!
Weiwei, what will you do
with your laptop?
Changing the motherboard is costly.
I thought about it.
I'll just buy a new capacitor online
and switch it out.
Capacitor?
I'm a computer major, too,
yet somehow I don't think I'm studying
the same thing as Ms. Bei Weiwei.
-I don't get it at all.
-Me neither.
I'm so isolated, lonesome, and cold.
Where's the stuff I left here
this morning? Has anyone seen it?
-Are you looking for the gaming notebook?
-You know where it is?
-Right here.
-Thanks! Kiss!
You say you take notes every day.
Heaven knows what you're doing?
Can't there be anything else in your life
besides studying, playing online games,
and taking notes?
I don't need anything else.
I'm content this way.
Don't you underestimate it.
This notebook might help me
become a game designer.
With luck, I'll join Fengteng Technology,
or maybe work on
"A Chinese Ghost Story Online Game."
Erxi!
I don't get it at all.
Others play online games to kill time.
You plan your life around online games.
Top student's brains are truly different
from our normal brains.
Yiran, I have to write my article.
Wait here. I'll be done in a bit.
Bei Weiwei is the one who helped us
haggle prices yesterday?
Yes, runner-up
of the campus beauty contest.
She's the one who lost to you.
-She's quite pretty.
-Not nearly as pretty as you!
She's the conventional-looking type.
There's nothing special about her.
If she was in a TV show,
she'd be the supporting role.
She's not nearly as elegant as you.
Nana, don't say that about her.
Fine. I'm sorry for telling the truth.
Contrary to what I'd imagined,
she's very friendly.
Yiran, don't be so easily fooled by her.
She was just showing off
that she knows more, and we're dumb.
Would she really do that?
Ms. Yiran, just because you're in love
with a computer major,
it doesn't mean
all computer majors are good people.
-That's nonsense!
-It's true.
The other day, Cao Guang snapped a photo
of Bei Weiwei getting out
of a luxury car.
That car must have cost millions!
Bei Weiwei isn't as innocent
as you think.
-Really?
-Of course!
Speak of the devil.
Cao Guang, show me and Yiran
the photo you took of Bei Weiwei
getting out of that luxury car.
How did you know that?
I was right behind you.
You were fast.
I didn't even think to snap a photo.
-I deleted it.
-What?
Are you into her? Are you protecting her?
Are you kidding?
Why would I go for a girl like that?
Did you hear what Cao Guang said, Yiran?
Looks can be deceiving. Don't be so naive.
Weiwei, Zhenyi Tech is looking
for summer interns, too.
They want computer majors.
Should I sign you up?
Sure! Sounds good.
We need to get a summer internship anyway.
Why don't you sign up
for Xiaoling and Sisi, too?
Okay!
Got it!
You fixed it, for real?
I'll depend on you
for all my computer hardware woes.
No problem. It's a piece of cake.
I'll be at your service.
Back to gaming
as soon as the laptop is fixed?
Gaming is like your life!
I'm done with studying.
I'm done with all my work.
This just goes to show how efficient I am.
Please! That was just a random comment,
and you get all narcissistic.
I used to think playing games
is a waste of time, too.
I only found out, after I tried it,
that it's a fantastic world.
I've got the dream and the talent.
Why not work hard for it?
Weiwei, meet me at the Rock of Lives.
Let's annul our in-game marriage.
Why?
Sorry, please don't ask.
I'll give you a set of OP equipment
as compensation.
There's a breakup fee?
It's okay. I'll be right over. See you.
You came, Weiwei. I'm really sorry.
It's fine. Let's go.
ROCK OF LIVES
What's tonight? The moon remains the same.
When will love and hatred ever end?
Across lands, seas, and lunar phases,
happiness is the most elusive of all.
ANNUL IN-GAME MARRIAGE?
YES
Drink the water of amnesia,
and partners become strangers.
Luwei Weiwei and Zhenshui Wuxiang
have fallen out of love.
Your time with each other ends here,
as well as your relationship.
-I've got things to do. See you.
-Wait.
Please accept this equipment,
as my compensation to you.
It's fine, really. We only became
in-game spouses for a quest.
There are no hard feelings
for breaking up.
I should go for my daily quests.
We'll take on monsters
together again sometime.
All right.
Weiwei, why are you here collecting herbs?
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
Did you break up with Zhenshui?
Yes. I thought you have big news.
Why are you so calm?
I hear he and Xiaoyu Yaoyao
will soon become in-game spouses.
Xiaoyu Yaoyao?
Don't you know her?
She won the Dreamy Angel contest,
known as the number one beauty
of "A Chinese Ghost Story Online Game."
Drop the herbs and check out the site.
I'll go right now.
DREAMY ANGEL CONTES
WINNER: XIAOYU YAOYAO
You broke up for real?
We only became in-game spouses
for the quest.
Don't take it to heart.
It's still a shame.
Zhenshui is a nice guy.
I didn't think
he'd be infatuated with beauty.
On the other hand,
Xiaoyu Yaoyao is really pretty.
I heard she fancied that guy
on the equipment ranking.
I didn't expect her to be with Zhenshui.
But I did notice
that they've been leveling together.
I see.
It's not all Zhenshui's fault, though.
The thing is, Weiwei
What?
You're so skilled.
You're number six on the duel ranking.
You never ask the boys for equipment,
and you never post photos of yourself.
The thing is, everyone suspects
that you're a bio-guy in disguise.
Bio-guy in disguise?
What? I'm a bio-guy in disguise
because I don't post photos?
What's with this superficial world?
Bei Weiwei, you're the prettiest girl
in our department.
If you say that,
what will the rest of us do?
Be quiet!
I'm in the middle of that web fiction.
I was so wrapped up in it,
when you snapped me back to reality!
Congratulations to Mr. Zhenshui Wuxiang
and Ms. Xiaoyu Yaoyao.
May your merry matrimony last forever,
and never shall you part.
Nice!
-I think they'll go far.
-Exactly! Nice!
-They're quite compatible.
-Right?
They're a match made in heaven!
That's true.
Definitely.
XIAOYU QINGQING, XIAOYU FEIFEI
XIAOYU MIANMIAN
How much red envelop money do you think
Zhenshui Wuxiang will give out this time?
888, it's a good omen. I only want 888.
I can't help but think of Luwei Weiwei.
I wonder how she's feeling now?
Luwei Weiwei?
Isn't that Luwei Weiwei?
Do you see her?
I see Zhenshui Wuxiang's former
in-game spouse on Red Sparrow Bridge.
-That's right. I see her.
-Really?
There she is! She looks so sad!
Attention is only ever given to newlyweds.
No one cares about the jilted lover.
Darn! This is going to be a good show!
She might be here to storm the wedding.
Textspeak again?
-I hate textspeak!
-Hurry, Weiwei! I need to go, too!
What's wrong with textspeak?
That's discrimination!
Hold on!
I'm for Luwei Weiwei
stealing Zhenshui back!
-Xiaoyu Yaoyao is mine!
-Hurry!
Okay! Be right out!
Love triangle? Why? She's beautiful, too.
Why is she so brazen?
She stole her man.
Of course, she's showing off!
Xiaoyu Yaoyao is shameless.
Totally shameless!
"Shameless" is an attack. Player is banned
from commenting for 24 hours.
What's with Luwei Weiwei?
She got dumped!
How dare she storm the wedding?
Zhenshui, what's with you?
That hag must be jealous of Yaoyao.
She's here to stir up trouble.
Yaoyao is being trampled on!
-You must take proper action!
-That's right! You owe it to us.
Don't blame Zhenshui.
I'm sure he doesn't want this, either.
Yaoyao, I'll do right by you.
Giddy-up.
Hurry, Weiwei!
I only went to the bathroom.
What have I done?
Everyone thinks I'm storming the wedding.
If I run away now,
the gossipy crowd would think
that I'm heartbroken.
What's wrong?
Didn't you say no hard feelings yesterday?
I offered you compensation, too,
but you rejected it.
Dude, I'm only here as an onlooker.
I can't leave, yet I can't stay.
Got it!
HERBS ON SALE
Come on! Take a look!
Fully certified herbalist
with the latest medicine.
-20 percent off the regular price!
-She's selling medicine?
Fully certified medicine!
-Giddy-up.
-20 percent off? That's cheap!
Nice deal! I want some.
-I want some.
-Me, too.
-I'll take some.
-I got here first.
-Give it.
-I got here first. Don't push!
Be orderly and form a line.
Don't skip me.
I want some. Give it!
I got here first.
All right. I'm all sold out.
When will you be here again?
-When?
-Right?
-When will you sell medicine again?
-When?
It depends on my mood.
-Let's go.
-Come on.
-Let's get out of here.
-Let's go.
Go on.
Luwei Weiwei!
Yixiao Naihe?
The server's number one player,
Yixiao Naihe?
A lord! An idol! A rich guy!
Yes, Mr. Yixiao Naihe?
What do you think of the wedding?
Did he come to gossip, too?
It's grand.
Would you like an even grander wedding?
Form an in-game marriage with me.
Subtitle translation by Lu Yuhan