Mafia (2020) s01e01 Episode Script

Okay, now everyoneopen your eyes!
Where are the others?
Dead!
Mafia killed them all.
Mafia? Who is Mafia?
It was your job to find that out and you failed.
Now everyone is dead
Beacause of youeveryone!
No!
You failed Annie!
No!
You failed them!
You failed me!
No!
No!
[Woman shrieks]
Rolling?
Yes! You can start!
Yo Guys! What's up?
Today we’ve gathered here to do
something unique and great!
No man, it doesn’t sound exciting. What am I saying?
It sounds great, you continue
Dude! They are at it again!
What?! Guys get a room!
– Sam, stop it, what the fk!
Sam, what’s this?
– Love that knows no bound?!
Yeah, right! If his mother comes to know
then it’s ‘the end’ of our love!
Huh? ‘The end’ of your love?
Hey man, this is unfair!
Just because my family is not
as cool as yours, you can’t say such things!
One second, you haven’t yet told your family?
-No!
Because he’s Mr. Wuss no.1!
Dude, it’s been like three years!
I told you my family is not that cool!
C’mon Ritwik!
–What man!
A typical, orthodox north Calcuttan!
Exactly! Even their mutton curry tastes sweet!
Bitch sweet? And when you visit you say, “Aunty, the
mutton is so tasty, can you give me some more?”
Arey one needs to, for the sake of curtesy!
Ahh!
-Let me show you curtsey!
Sam, is the camera running?
Yes!
Look at this, this is violence on women!
–Hey Rishi’s here Rishi, come!
Yo guys!
–You’re here!
Where the fk is Annie?
She’ll be here, but why are you so late?
He is always late.
Yeahbut fashionably!
Yeah right! Fashionably!
How is it?
MmmmYummy!
Where are those numerical candles?
Can’t do so much all by myself
I’ll bring the cake, the candles
Obviously!
-And you all will just sit here and have fun!
Don’t speak nonsense! The bakery was right
under your apartment so you brought it.
If it were somewhere else, we’d have sent Sam.
–Of course!
For whom are we doing all this? For Sam! Come here
Which is true Sam, you’re not there in the video!
Hand me the camera –Sam, come!
Arey!
–Give it!
Happy?
–Perfect!
Yes, of course! The first piece of the
cake will go to you with love!
Oh he’s blushing!
–Why have you turned red, arse?
Aww!
–You haven’t done it yet?
Brother!
–Guys, guys guys!
Annie, didn’t you mention that your birthday
is never celebrated? So, this is it!
So Sweet!
You all did this?
–Yup!
Yes, it was Sam’s idea but we went along with it!
Okay, okay I know we’re all very emotional, but first
Yes!
One minute!
I forgot the candles.
Ready Ananya ?
'Happy Birthday to youHappy Birthday to you!'
'Happy Birthday dear Ananya!'
Disgusting
Disgusting bathroom!
Yes give.
How much?
-Ten rupees.
Okayten rupeeshere take it.
Thank You! You may leave!
What a creepy man!
'GuysGuys This is Ananya!'
She has come from Siliguri so I'm introducing
her to the city and the animals living here
Hi, I'm Tanianice to meet you.
Queen Bee of Gossip Girl. Have you seen it?
Just Shut Up! Don't listen to her!
Shut up? Okay, alright! This is Mr. Epitome
of Spoilt Brat! Mr. Rishi Rich!
He runs on his dad’s credit, and so do we.
At your service Mademoiselle!
-Yes okay!
He studies engineering, but
he spends most of his time here
in his attempt to impress
girls from the Arts Department.
Yeah, actually Neha helps me a lot
she brings all the girls from Arts for me to impress.
What the hell? You’re on with your antics!
That’s not the case.
You’re new in this college so he’s bluffing you!
Don’t listen to him. Apart from his rotten sense of humour
he’s absolutely harmless.
And this is Mr. Ritwik
he wants to be Tarantino!
He too studies engineering but
from within he’s a true poet!
Poet!?
Butterfly biscuit for you?
Ah, no no no don’t look at him like that!
Tania will kill you!
What is this?
What what? Listen, the whole college knows about the
proletariat lover!
The hottest campus love story!
Love at first sight and together forever!
Arey, stop, man please!
Someone hand her a microphone!
Take this.
-Yes, yes do thank you!
'Hello, hello, we have with us our two friends, the
hottest couple in the campus '
'I'm turning the AC off'
'Again? You can talk to me you know.'
About what?
Will you be this gloomy throughout the trip?
I'm perfectly fine!
- No you're not! But you think I can't tell!
You can you can of course tell! Actually my internet is
not working and I needed to send some official mails.
It’s not about Tania, is it?
C’mon, man! It’s a long forgotten chapter from college.
It’s all finished now!
Yeah, I know. Anyway I’m excited to meet your friends!
You don’t know my friends.
–Yes, but I want to!
This this is why! You know you’ve this
romantic notion about my friends?
Have you ever thought why I don’t talk about them much, huh?
I understand but things like this happen often among
college friends. You never talk much about it.
I also want to know that carefree Ritwik that you were!
This trip is not about you, it’s about me.
Actually this whole prospect of this trip was so
See Ritwik, I know you and Tania had a bad break-up
Tania? Why are you constantly talking about Tania?
Did I say her name?
Why are you getting so defensive?
I’m not getting defensive, I’m getting irritated.
Because you’ve been taking her name
since the beginning of the trip!
Tanya, Tanya
I’m kidding! –C’mon man!
Oh Fk!
[Rishi hums out of tune]
Oh man! Rishi Uff!
Cheers!
Tell me, brothers and their sisters which song is this?
–Arey!
Was this a song? I thought it was a dog barking!
Yeah, sure! Dogs must bark like this at your ugly face!
–Shut up!
What nonsense is this!
Wow, man! You’ve started advocating for her!
Learn to take a joke like a joke sometimes you’ll feel better!
Yes, Mr. Feel Better, now shut up and stop giving lecture.
First tell me which song it was.
Although, Mr. Rishi you’ve ruined the song for us
I’m still feeling something like
Like what?
Like the early 90s
You’re in the right path but you’re still to give the right answer
–Isn’t it?
Arey
–Yes, reminds me of Chitrahaar!
Yes, son did you have television at that time at home?
Or did you go to the neighbours to watch Chitrahaar?
–Arey, man!
The song’s Saat Samundar Par
it portrayed Divya Bharti and Sunny Deol.
Oh wow!
–Yes, yes Saat Samundar
By the way, speaking of Saat Samundar, dude
Tani, what happened to your NYU admission?
Oh yes, I completely forgot! NYU!!!
–Uhhmm
Our Miss India is going to New York University
–Rishi, Rishi Tch!
Leaving the poor like us here don’t forget us!
–NYU?
I was thinking about doing the Master degree there
but it’s not yet
Neha knew?
She only had me fill up the form
–Oh so you’ve filled the form as well?
Arey form fill up? She has been accepted man you didn’t inform him?
–Accepted!
Accepted? How do you know that?
Arey, remember Megha My one night stand from History
–Yes, yes
She told me! She too is going to NYU I confirmed with her
“Do you mean our Tania?” She said, “Yeah!”
So the whole world knew except me?
-No. It’s not like thatI was about to tell you
When would you have told me?
Were you planning to video call me from New York?
Ritwik, I was about to tell you!
–Just leave it, man!
Arey, Rishi!
-What the fk?
It’s okay. Must be some animal.
Is it dead?
No No!
-Hurt?
It's fine! You stay hereI'll check.
What happened?
- I don't know. Something got hit and
Shit! Did you have an accident?
It must have been some animal
it must have run away.
Don’t be tensed leave it
go to your wife.
There are cattle here maybe even leopard. Why did you
let her drive? You should drive. Tell her take it easy.
Hello! You okay?
–Let me drive.
It’s okay, nothing happened, huh?
All set right?
–Yeah, let’s go together?
Why don’t you carry on I’ll catch up, huh?
Madam, chin up!
Okay, see you!
Oye, what are you looking at? Sit!
Shit! Didn’t the accident happen somewhere here last time?
Where are you going Ritwik?
–Fk, fk, Rishi
What happened?
–Who’s she?
Everyone calm down, she’s alright. Neha water!
–Yes.
Is she alright?
Fit? Are you okay? You’re not hurt?
What do you mean not hurt?
Dude we just banged into her!
No no, just she’s a little shocked.
Are you hurt? Do you feel pain?
–No, sir.
What’s your name?
–Bidua!
Bidua? Where do you live?
The other side of the jungle.
-Be careful.
Can you go alone?
-Yes
What do you do?
I work at the government bungalow.
I serve the guests there.
I cook, wash clothes, clean the rooms I can do everything.
–Okay!
There’s another bungalow in the forest
do you know that?
Yes, it belongs to Mangal.
-Yes! Mangal.
Our caretaker. We’ll stay there
will you work for us?
But sir, that bungalow is a little far
I’ve a small daughter back home
You’ve a daughter?
Who else is there your husband?
No.
-No?
Then bring your daughter along.
We’ll stay there for a week.
Please do work for us
Take
Do come!
'What did I just do Ritwik?'
‘Nothing has happened. I’ve checked!’
Let's go
Oh god!
-Priyanka! Listen to me.
Hi guys!
Hi!
Hi!!!
-TaniHiHow are you?
You look so pretty.
Annie!
Congratulations.
-Let me see the ring!
Congratlations!
-Thank you!
By the way, I see Ritwik brought his wife along!
If I’d invited him alone, he’d never have come.
Hence I convinced the wife.
Tani, you are just
–What? It’s not like that! I just wanted the whole gang back together.
Hmmm
–But seriously, see how she’s sitting at a corner and sulking
She’s one work of art! She has apparently had an accident
and she’s rattled! You get my point, right?
You! By the way, you could have brought Kunal!
I’m not that insecure! It’s my bachelorette.
He’s chilling with his friends!
Okay, chill, chill
–Come, come, let’s meet them.
Oh yeah! Yeah now that’s a full house!
–Hey Rishi! We did it!
Hi!
HiHow are you?
Hello, Mangal.
- Mangal How are you?
I’m good.
–What are you up to in the forest? We were waiting for you
You’re the caretaker you should take care of us.
Now open up, quickly open up!
Hey Annie! How have you been? Good?
How are you?
Annie, you’re looking so pretty
this backlight too is a killer!
Oh, I’m looking good because of the backlight?
–Of course!
You have just arrived and you started already?
–What else would I do?
Sing for me
–Can’t. I left the guitar at Rishi’s place.
You were at Rishi’s place yesterday?
–Yes he invited, and I won’t go?
You think too much, Sam.
Too much? Annie, my father is a peon.
I’m pursuing my pass graduation
from a third grade college
I mean, what am I doing in this university?
Hanging around with you guys
enjoying myself, for whom?
Even I’m a fish out of water! I too am an outsider.
I’m new to the ways of the city
I can’t even speak in English properly!
But the rest of them are from here.
Sam, the background doesn’t matter!
Friendship doesn’t judge standard or status.
Maybe but Annie, can I tell you something?
If you weren’t here, I wouldn’t have been around
for so many days with them
I’m I’m so sorry Sam!
–It’s okay, Annie
It’s fine!
It’s not that I don’t want you but I need a little time.
–It’s okay!
We’re cool, right? Nothing’s happened.
'Sam!'
The Bungalow looks fantastic, Mangal!
Shall I serve you some water?
–No, first serve the rest, then come back.
Mangal, there was a girl
who worked for us last time
Is she around still?
No sir.
No? Where did she go?
Oye, moron, where’s the scotch?
–It’s in your bag!
So bring it out, sir! Let the party begin
but first close the door!
Oh, you got it? Why are you standing here?
–I was just I don’t know.
"Oh the cold, cold water!"
Ritwik, Ritwik! Yeah!
–Oooohhh!
Stupid!
Neha!
-Annie!
Aye, Ritwik listen!
Mangal tell me something
when did you last visit your home?
Around two or four months ago!
Two-four months ago? That’s long!
Do one thing, go visit your home.
I’m not joking see, when there’s no one,
you take care of the bungalow.
But now we’re here so what will you do here?
You go, take a trip to your home.
But won’t your guests be inconvenienced?
What inconvenience? She’s there that girl
she said she can do everything she can cook, clean up.
You can go and relax and then come back.
But if the landlord comes to know
–Who’ll tell the landlord?
Huh?
You’re going home after so many days
don’t go empty-handed.
Buy some toys and clothes for your kids and wife.
Come back by Saturday.
We’ll go back on Sunday, okay?
This place is very interesting, isn’t it?
Hmm.
Do you know, I’ve taken some good clicks! See
There are many different birds here!
Ooohhh motherfkers yeah!
–Rishi Rishi! Stop it man!
Do you like this one?
Listen, what’s wrong? I was gonna tell you
the moment we reached here!
Why? What’s so special about this place? Hmm?
You planned to bring me to this
scenic place to give me a bad news?
You thought I’ll take it well, isn’t it?
Is it a bad news?
Yes, it’s like a child has lost his mother, so, to give him that news
You’d take him to Disneyland and make him stand in front of Mickey Mouse
and then tell him, “Son, your mother has passed away.”
And he’s happy Why? Because it’s Disneyland, right?
What the fk are you talking about?
My admission in NYU is a bad news for you?
No no, it’s a good news, fantastic news
I’m very happy for you!
But what about us?
–What about us?
Yeah what about us?
-No..no..no
What about us? I’m going to the US to study
for a couple of years not to settle there!
That’s exactly what you’re gonna do.
–You know everything, don’t you?
Listen, I don’t want to talk about this.
–You started it!
And I’m ending it!
Fking, you can’t walk away like this!
–Fk you!
Fk off!
Ooohhhh! Yeah!
-Come this way.
Ritwik, I’m sorry to say but
–Don’t say it.
But I have to say it cause you’re behaving like a jerk!
Neha, don’t interfere in their personal shit, man!
Dude, one of my best friends has gotten into her dream college
and the other one is behaving like an MCP.
Of course, I’m gonna interfere!
Listen, have I ever given lecture to you?
Then don’t give it to me. See you!
Ritwik!
–Yeah, Ritwik, man!
Listen!
–Don’t be a spoilsport Ritwik!
You planted it in Tani’s mind right
the idea to go to the US?
Just shut up man!
–What shut up?
They reignited their
relationship only three months ago
How can they survive a long distance relationship?
So for a three year old relationship,
Tani should give up on an opportunity of a lifetime?
And what after then?
You don’t think that she’s gonna regret it?
You don’t think that she’s gonna blame Ritwik for it?
Then will their relationship survive?
That’s how you feel about relationships, huh?
No wonder Siddharth dumped you!
You’re a fking arsehole, Rishi!
Fk, fk! What a fking trip guys!
What a great fking trip!
Hey let’s go get the alchohol!
Let’s fking party motherfkers!
Child don’t be afraid don’t at all be afraid!
I’m there with you!
Just don’t come back to this house anymore
I’ll reason with your father. Okay?
But promise your aunt that you won’t
complain about your uncle to anyone ever?
Promise me, dear you wouldn’t tell anyone.
Promise me Promise.
Annie! Annie hurry up!
–I’m coming!
Tch! Uff!