Maniac (2014) s01e01 Episode Script
Episode 1
1 -Is this tonight's guest list? -Yeah.
Jenny Skavlan, Linni Meister, Anastasia Ashley, Mila Kunis,- -George Clooney, Zlatan Zlatan? Is Zlatan coming? -Of course.
-Blimey! HÃ¥kon, there is more to life than parties, superstars and pretty girls.
There's more to life than parties, superstars and pretty girls? -Like what? -HÃ¥kon, let me show you something.
(Espen:) A secret.
-Are we having a fancy dress party? -No.
No, wait.
Are you The Wolf? The Wolf? Espen.
Wake up.
It's breakfast time! Will you take it in your room as usual? But if you're the Wolf, then which superhero am I? -That's entirely up to you.
-Can I create my own superhero? I can create my own superhero Well? What do you think? -(HÃ¥kon:) Something wrong? -(Espen:) No, no.
-What's your name, then? -My name? -You must have a name.
-Whatever I choose? Yes.
But it has to be superhero-ish.
Usually it ends with -man.
Superman, Spiderman, Batman.
Something like that.
Man Okay.
Walkman! Imagine: The Wolf and the Walkman! -That's cool! -Oh yeah.
Awesome.
Master Espen, the guests have arrived.
Right.
Let's get back up.
Hello, buddy.
-This is Mina.
She's new here.
-Hi! So Espen is you? And you? Who are you? Mina.
I'm doing a little round, so I thought I'd say hello.
He's not very responsive.
Excuse me.
Espen, was it? Are you a pussycat? -Hm? -Pussycat.
Pussycat? Jeffrey can get you a bowl of milk.
Or maybe you prefer something more adult? Espen! Bring the girl over here.
There's room for plenty more.
Did you enjoy your first day? -Yeah.
Plenty of people to meet.
Lots to learn.
But nice people.
Mina, could you come and see me? Don't leave Lindberg waiting.
I tried to read up on one of the patients.
Espen Bakkane.
I don't quite get his diagnosis.
He said something.
-What do you mean? -He said he thought I was a pussycat.
He wanted to give me milk.
I didn't quite understand.
-Espen? -Yeah.
He hasn't said a word since he came here over a year ago.
Not a word.
Are you sure you've got the right Espen? -The one with the side split.
-Yeah.
It can't have been Espen.
Hi, Espen! Hi there.
Hello, Kitty.
Or whatever your name is.
Here you go.
Just a little something I found in the garden.
For me? Thank you! -I don't know what to say.
-Don't say anything.
Just accept my invitation.
I've got an opening a little later.
If you have an opening I can push myself into, I I humbly invite you out on a date.
With me.
-You want me to go with you? -Yes, with me.
Okay! But I've got a meeting right now.
Maybe we can meet at six? Deal? -You were right! He talked! -That's Espen? That's him.
That's the man! Good job! -I'll go and see Lindberg.
-Go ahead.
See you later.
Pull! If you are the Wolf Pull! And I'm the Walkman.
There's got to be a villain out there.
Pull! -No, no, no! Stop! Stop! -Pull! Help! Mr Lindberg! Oh fuck.
-The Virus.
-(VO Espen): To the wolfcave! Bring it on, Virus! Do I look all right? -Something wrong with my suit? -Take it easy.
You look awesome.
Espen? Espen? Buddy.
What are you doing down here? We're got to save the city.
The city needs us! -Come on, get up.
-The Virus! Just relax.
What's this? We meet again, Virus.
Virus? Right So pandemic-face! You've found my secret wolfcave.
Just a little prick.
(HÃ¥kon:) Get the wolfblaster! -You move, Wolfie.
-(HÃ¥kon:) Shoot him, Espen! Where is it? Is this what you're looking for? You should watch your things so they don't end up in sick hands.
You know what? I hate goodbyes.
I'll do this quickly.
What a pity.
I have more in store.
Run, Virus! You can run, but you can't hide from the Wolf! And you can't walk from the Walkman.
Espen Just put some clothes on, okay? You're seeing Mina later.
Shape yourself up.
Ooow, right! (HÃ¥kon:) What the hell am I gonna do while you're on a date? -This.
-(HÃ¥kon:) The wolfmobile? Cool! All right! Listen We're not going to let a girl come between us, right? Don't be silly.
-Yes.
Okay! Bye! -Enjoy the ride, HÃ¥kon! Master Espen, your guest has arrived.
Hi.
Here.
A small gift.
Oh! Thank you! I know you girls like sweet fragrances.
And sexy lingerie.
For me? Okay.
Thank you so much.
Are you not going to try it on? Or do you have something to hide? I don't understand what you mean by that.
I know who you are.
Good team.
You and me? Yeah, I think so too.
We'll make a great team.
Cat, Wolf! -So you are The Wolf.
-Don't feign surprise.
Catlady.
No, Espen! That's not okay! I'm sorry! What the fuck? Are you two a team now? Walkman! You said you wouldn't let a girl come between us.
-No.
-Come on! A girl in a stupid cat costume? What the hell is that about? (Sound: Echo before out) Hey Hey! Walkman?! Espen Espen! Listen We will work this out.
You and I can talk a little later.
Sweet dreams.
Some days it's like this.
We don't need that girl to have a good time.
You are absolutely right, my friend.
-Cheers! -Cheers.
Bloody hell! We've got to go out and save the city again.
-Cool! -Come on! To the wolfmobile! What are you doing? -Come here! That's mine! -I'm the Wolfman!
Jenny Skavlan, Linni Meister, Anastasia Ashley, Mila Kunis,- -George Clooney, Zlatan Zlatan? Is Zlatan coming? -Of course.
-Blimey! HÃ¥kon, there is more to life than parties, superstars and pretty girls.
There's more to life than parties, superstars and pretty girls? -Like what? -HÃ¥kon, let me show you something.
(Espen:) A secret.
-Are we having a fancy dress party? -No.
No, wait.
Are you The Wolf? The Wolf? Espen.
Wake up.
It's breakfast time! Will you take it in your room as usual? But if you're the Wolf, then which superhero am I? -That's entirely up to you.
-Can I create my own superhero? I can create my own superhero Well? What do you think? -(HÃ¥kon:) Something wrong? -(Espen:) No, no.
-What's your name, then? -My name? -You must have a name.
-Whatever I choose? Yes.
But it has to be superhero-ish.
Usually it ends with -man.
Superman, Spiderman, Batman.
Something like that.
Man Okay.
Walkman! Imagine: The Wolf and the Walkman! -That's cool! -Oh yeah.
Awesome.
Master Espen, the guests have arrived.
Right.
Let's get back up.
Hello, buddy.
-This is Mina.
She's new here.
-Hi! So Espen is you? And you? Who are you? Mina.
I'm doing a little round, so I thought I'd say hello.
He's not very responsive.
Excuse me.
Espen, was it? Are you a pussycat? -Hm? -Pussycat.
Pussycat? Jeffrey can get you a bowl of milk.
Or maybe you prefer something more adult? Espen! Bring the girl over here.
There's room for plenty more.
Did you enjoy your first day? -Yeah.
Plenty of people to meet.
Lots to learn.
But nice people.
Mina, could you come and see me? Don't leave Lindberg waiting.
I tried to read up on one of the patients.
Espen Bakkane.
I don't quite get his diagnosis.
He said something.
-What do you mean? -He said he thought I was a pussycat.
He wanted to give me milk.
I didn't quite understand.
-Espen? -Yeah.
He hasn't said a word since he came here over a year ago.
Not a word.
Are you sure you've got the right Espen? -The one with the side split.
-Yeah.
It can't have been Espen.
Hi, Espen! Hi there.
Hello, Kitty.
Or whatever your name is.
Here you go.
Just a little something I found in the garden.
For me? Thank you! -I don't know what to say.
-Don't say anything.
Just accept my invitation.
I've got an opening a little later.
If you have an opening I can push myself into, I I humbly invite you out on a date.
With me.
-You want me to go with you? -Yes, with me.
Okay! But I've got a meeting right now.
Maybe we can meet at six? Deal? -You were right! He talked! -That's Espen? That's him.
That's the man! Good job! -I'll go and see Lindberg.
-Go ahead.
See you later.
Pull! If you are the Wolf Pull! And I'm the Walkman.
There's got to be a villain out there.
Pull! -No, no, no! Stop! Stop! -Pull! Help! Mr Lindberg! Oh fuck.
-The Virus.
-(VO Espen): To the wolfcave! Bring it on, Virus! Do I look all right? -Something wrong with my suit? -Take it easy.
You look awesome.
Espen? Espen? Buddy.
What are you doing down here? We're got to save the city.
The city needs us! -Come on, get up.
-The Virus! Just relax.
What's this? We meet again, Virus.
Virus? Right So pandemic-face! You've found my secret wolfcave.
Just a little prick.
(HÃ¥kon:) Get the wolfblaster! -You move, Wolfie.
-(HÃ¥kon:) Shoot him, Espen! Where is it? Is this what you're looking for? You should watch your things so they don't end up in sick hands.
You know what? I hate goodbyes.
I'll do this quickly.
What a pity.
I have more in store.
Run, Virus! You can run, but you can't hide from the Wolf! And you can't walk from the Walkman.
Espen Just put some clothes on, okay? You're seeing Mina later.
Shape yourself up.
Ooow, right! (HÃ¥kon:) What the hell am I gonna do while you're on a date? -This.
-(HÃ¥kon:) The wolfmobile? Cool! All right! Listen We're not going to let a girl come between us, right? Don't be silly.
-Yes.
Okay! Bye! -Enjoy the ride, HÃ¥kon! Master Espen, your guest has arrived.
Hi.
Here.
A small gift.
Oh! Thank you! I know you girls like sweet fragrances.
And sexy lingerie.
For me? Okay.
Thank you so much.
Are you not going to try it on? Or do you have something to hide? I don't understand what you mean by that.
I know who you are.
Good team.
You and me? Yeah, I think so too.
We'll make a great team.
Cat, Wolf! -So you are The Wolf.
-Don't feign surprise.
Catlady.
No, Espen! That's not okay! I'm sorry! What the fuck? Are you two a team now? Walkman! You said you wouldn't let a girl come between us.
-No.
-Come on! A girl in a stupid cat costume? What the hell is that about? (Sound: Echo before out) Hey Hey! Walkman?! Espen Espen! Listen We will work this out.
You and I can talk a little later.
Sweet dreams.
Some days it's like this.
We don't need that girl to have a good time.
You are absolutely right, my friend.
-Cheers! -Cheers.
Bloody hell! We've got to go out and save the city again.
-Cool! -Come on! To the wolfmobile! What are you doing? -Come here! That's mine! -I'm the Wolfman!