Marvel Ant-Man SHORTS s01e01 Episode Script

[TITLE MUSIC.]
CASSIE: Dad, I'm going to need the biggest volcano explosion if I'm going to win the science fair.
- No survivors.
- That's the spirit.
- All right, Cassie, you're up next.
- Yeah! [THINKING.]
Huh? Oh, no, forgot to give her the baking powder.
It just takes a second, you know? And while you wait, I'm going to pop into the bathroom real quick.
ANT-MAN: Let's just get this in Cassie's volcano, before that lame teacher notices.
That's not fair, he's just doing his job.
I mean, she's in the first grade, why can't parents help with these projects? [LAUGHING.]
[GRUNTING.]
I'm kind of busy right now.
Can't we do this, like, tomorrow? YELLOWJACKET: You're just as pathetic as your daughter's science project.
She worked really hard on that volcano.
[LAUGHING.]
[SHRIEKING.]
Oh, no.
[ROARS.]
Okay, I can respect a little fine cheese.
[GRUNTS.]
[PANTING.]
In your face, with science.
YELLOWJACKET: You're pathetic, Ant-Man.
[SCREAMING.]
- Fantastic explosion, Cassie.
- Whoo-hoo! But I must follow my heart and give first place to the giant cheese.
- I just love cheese.
- Yeah, I can respect that.
[GIGGLES.]