Max & Ruby (2002) s01e01 Episode Script

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[theme music playing]
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
[man] Max and Ruby.
[woman] Ruby
and her little brother, Max.
[children] Max and Ruby!
[children giggling]
[Max reading]
The school concert is tomorrow,
Max, and I get to play
"Twinkle, twinkle, little star".
Fire truck.
I don't know where your
fire truck is, Max.
Ahem.
Twinkle twinkle little star ♪
How I wonder what you are? ♪
Practice makes perfect, Max.
You go play with your toys
while I practice.
Fire truck!
You lost
your fire truck, Max.
You'll have to play
with something else.
Now let's see
Twinkle twinkle little star ♪
[toys clattering]
[toy squeaking]
[toy bouncing]
And our next musician will be
Ruby playing "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star"
[cracking knuckles]
Hmm
[stool creaks]
Perfect.
Hmm
[ticking]
And one and two
[playing "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star"]
[Max] Fire truck!
What is it, Max?
Fire truck.
I don't know where your
fire truck is, Max.
You'll have to play
with your lobster instead.
[humming "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star"]
Here's your lobster, Max.
Let's wind him up.
I have to practice for my
concert tomorrow, Max.
[buzzing and clicking]
At last!
I don't have much time, and this
has got to be just right.
And one and
[playing "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star"]
[Max] Fire truck!
What's the matter, Max?
Fire truck.
I know what
we should do.
Let's get you
some lunch.
You can even
make it yourself.
Here's the peanut butter,
and here's the lettuce,
and here's the bread, Max.
Make your own sandwich, Max.
I have to practice.
[squishes]
[toy springing]
And one and
[playing "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star"]
[Max] Fire truck!
What is it this time, Max?
Fire truck.
You finished your lunch.
Now, you can play outside
all by yourself.
You can even play in the mud
with your Deep Diver submarine.
[alarm ringing]
Look at it dive into
the mud, Max!
Where's it going?
You know
where to find me, Max.
And now without
any further delay,
"Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star."
[cracks knuckles]
[playing Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Star]
[alarm blaring]
What's that?
[alarm blaring]
Fire truck!
Max, you're all muddy!
[alarm blaring]
Fire truck!
[Ruby reading]
[Ruby humming]
Lunch is my favorite time
of the day.
Hungry.
You're hungry, Max, because
your sandwich isn't in you,
it's all over you.
[giggling]
You look disgusting!
The jam is on your face,
the lettuce is in your ears,
and the bread is in your pocket!
You need a bath, Max.
Stay right there.
[water running]
Now let's get
you undressed.
First, your shirt.
Now, your overalls.
Okay, I'll check
on your bath.
Almost ready!
Okay, all done.
Ready, Max?
Max?
Hungry.
You're all sticky, Max!
I'll put your sherbet here
for now.
Perfect.
Still nice and warm.
I'll get you some bubble bath.
Hm, let's see
We have lavender, ocean mist.
Ooh, peach blossom!
Mm, hungry.
Boat!
Mm, peach blossom
is my favorite.
[gasping]
Max, you can't take
a bath with sherbet!
Now, I have to run another bath.
[water running]
Hungry!
Max, look at you.
Come with me.
I'll take this.
I'll get some towels.
You start washing.
[splashing]
I'll get your bathrobe, Max.
I've got some nice fresh towels
and your bathrobe.
Are you ready to get out?
[Ruby gasps]
Not again, Max.
We have to get you clean.
[water draining]
How about a bath toy, Max?
Max?
Not again, Max!
Drink up your grape juice
before your bath.
Wait here.
I'll get your quack-quack
bath toy, Max.
Hm, now where could it be?
[toy whirring]
[toy quacks]
Here it is.
[sniffing]
Boat!
I found your quack-quack
duck, Max.
Max!
Three baths and you are
dirtier than ever!
No more baths for you.
[shower running]
You're still dirty, Max.
Remember to wash
behind your ears.
[tap creaks]
That's much better!
You're all clean.
What is it, Max?
[chuckling]
Dirty.
[gasps]
[Ruby reading]
There. Now in to bed
you go, Max.
It's bed time!
Elephant!
I don't know where your
red rubber elephant is, Max.
You get comfy
while I look for it.
[toy squeaks]
It's not here.
Hmm
I don't see it here either.
[robotic voice from toy]
[grunts]
Look at your bed, Max!
Elephant?
I can't find
your red rubber
elephant, Max.
You'll have to
go to sleep
without it.
Here, I'll fix your bed.
First, the pillow.
Now, the blanket.
There.
Elephant.
I'll tuck you in nice and snug,
and you'll fall
asleep in no time.
There.
[switch clicks]
Good night, Max!
Time for bed, everyone.
First, Tooth Fairy.
There we are.
Now, Curly Shirley
Right beside Tooth Fairy.
And now Rapunzel
and Quack-Quack Duck.
All nice and snug.
Lullaby and good night ♪
Shut your eyes
And sleep tight ♪
Curly Shirley ♪
Quack-Quack Duck ♪
Under blankets
I will tuck ♪
Good night.
[insects chirping]
Elephant?
[thump]
[toys clattering]
Max? What
are you doing?
Elephant.
I don't know where you
put it, Max.
You can sleep without your
red rubber elephant, Max.
[toy quacks]
Elephant.
Elephant?
[clattering, crashing]
Max?
Okay, Max
Here's Walkie-Talkie Bear.
He's fuzzy and warm,
and he'll help you
go to sleep.
Good night, Max.
[bear] "Hug me."
[voice distorting]
"Good nigh--"
Elephant!
Elephant?
[whirring]
[quacking]
[toys clattering, crashing]
Max?
Elephant?
Okay, Max, here's Polly Pig!
She's pudgy and cuddly.
She always helps me
go to sleep.
Good night, Max.
[whispering]
Elephant?
Elephant.
[clattering, crashing]
Okay, Max.
Try my Slinky Snake.
[Ruby]
It'll help you relax, Max!
Elephant!
[clattering, crashing]
[Ruby sighing]
Max
Max, I go to sleep every night
with these toys.
Elephant!
[sighs]
All you have to do is
arrange them around you,
and you won't even notice
your elephant isn't there.
Walkie-Talkie Bear goes here,
Slinky Snake goes at my feet,
Quack-Quack Duck goes
beside Polly Pig
[yawns softly]
And in no time,
I'm fast asleep.
Elephant!
Elephant.
[sighing]
Good night, Ruby.
Ahhh, elephant.
[theme music playing]