Mobbed (2011) s01e01 Episode Script

Pilot

Tonight we're gonna attempt something that has never been done before.
It all starts with one person and one huge secret they're dying to share.
I mean, we all have secrets, right? Maybe you have a burning desire to tell your boss to take this job and shove it, or you want to make a lifelong commitment and propose to someone, or tell somebody you're pregnant, or reveal who you really are to your family and come out of the closet.
These are your most intimate and private moments.
Once shared, lives are changed forever.
Well, tonight, we're about to shatter the concept of intimacy.
[Crowd.]
She said yes! We may use hundreds or even thousands or ten thousand people to help someone reveal their secret utilizing a phenomenon known as the flash mob.
[Cheering.]
All across the globe, millions of people have witnessed these spontaneous performances where hundreds of dancers suddenly come to life.
And with over 20 billion combined downloads, flash mobs have become the most talked-about thing on the Web.
Now, for the first time, we are gonna harness the force of a flash mob [cheering.]
and give one person the power to deliver a message in the loudest [cheering.]
in the biggest, in the most surprising way possible.
Oh, my God.
[Howie Mandel.]
There is nothing we won't do.
We are now ready to travel across this great country of ours to find the best people with the biggest secrets.
Our nationwide search has just begun.
Get ready for one huge secret.
We're gonna have a baby, honey.
[Cheering.]
Get ready for a cast of thousands.
[Cheering.]
Get ready to be mobbed.
My name's Justin, and the reason I need your help is my girlfriend Nikki.
We've been together almost three years now, and I consider her the love of my life.
I recently quit my job and moved out here to be closer with her.
I left my family and my friends and everything just to prove to her that I want to spend the rest of my life with her.
But there's one problem: Nikki's got a bit of a jealous streak.
Every time I think we're passed it, she brings up my past dating life, and, boom, we're back to fighting again.
I want to ask her to marry me, but it's gotta be huge.
I need her to know once and for all that I'm 100% committed to her and only her.
If she says no, I'll be devastated.
If we don't use him, I'll be devastated.
[laughter.]
Can I just say what I like about this? It's, first of all, she doesn't trust him.
Right.
Which is great.
A little bit.
Okay.
So I like I know this is gonna sound crazy to everybody here, but I like that he may propose.
It'll be this huge thing.
She might say no.
[Man.]
She might say no.
I would like to see her talk.
I want to know who she is - because if I know something about her - Right.
Specifics.
Then we can build something.
So maybe, you know Maybe you can have him say that they're gonna do, like, a home decorating show or some sort of makeover show that he heard about or saw an ad can they come in? As long as she doesn't know it's this.
Like a fake audition.
Bring her in.
Like a fake Bring her in.
Like a design show.
Yeah.
As long as she would buy that.
I mean, if she figures it out done.
It's over.
We are gonna build, with the best people that Hollywood has to offer We're gonna build the biggest musical, the biggest feat, the biggest scene, the biggest extravagant show you have ever seen all for this one man Justin.
It's so huge.
Can you imagine in the midst of this that she just has a second thought? [laughter.]
Wonderful.
Sold.
[Woman.]
With the help of Justin, we were actually able to get Nikki in under the premise that she was going to be auditioning for a couple's design show.
If you can tell me your name, your age, and your occupation.
Okay.
So my name's Nikki Marquez.
I'm 24 years old, and I'm currently a makeup artist.
Tell me a little bit about Justin's sense of style.
Just to throw her off, we actually asked a couple design questions.
Our styles are so different.
He's a boy.
His style is not, um, stylish.
Oh.
Which allowed me to then lead into questions specifically about their relationship.
Really kind of digging for some dirt.
The fact that we make each other laugh is probably the biggest thing that keeps us together.
I do a really good Hammer dance.
Hilarious.
[laughing.]
I can do it better when I have more room, but Oh, my goodness.
We need to take some dance lessons.
Throwing the dice like he always does.
That's his signature.
This little [laughs.]
I like to be in control of things.
I like to know what's going on.
Like, when we go to parties, like, I'm really She asked me the question.
You know, we've had our times where it's not been perfect and we, you know, broke up for a bit, and my mom was like, "What are you doing?" Like, "Why aren't you with him?" Like, "You're making a mistake.
" If our interview was any indication of how she was going to react during a surprise proposal, I knew that she'd be perfect.
She's honest, she's candid, she's emotional and real.
He just loves me so much.
Like [laughs.]
Um He just is the most selfless person, and he just loves on me.
[Pop.]
[Man.]
Where's Ryan? Right here.
Ryan.
So we're Yeah, talk about this, 'cause we're talking about, like, velvet ropes and, like, a red carpet and the whole thing.
Justin's gonna get Nikki here under the false pretense that we're gonna do, like, a big Hollywood movie premiere here.
We're gonna turn this into a big red-carpet event.
We're gonna hide some cameras, have a little fun with her before.
But these guys have figured out what we're gonna do once the hidden camera piece is over.
I can't tell you how excited I am that Napoleon and Tabitha are part of this.
I don't know whether people know how big they are.
I mean, they are dance.
All the biggest dance shows that you see on TV, all the number 1 shows they are the choreographers.
[pop.]
[groans.]
Okay, so she's at an event.
The music starts.
What is the music? We have a few options that we're thrown at us, and we kind of thought that "Everlasting Love," out of those options, was probably gonna be the best because of the dance ability of the track.
So if we want to get a mob of people dancing, we need a beat that they can follow along to.
I'm not really sure.
Let me ask the janitor.
What does "Everlasting Love" sound like? Can you hum it? Yeah, it goes something like this.
[Howie humming.]
Everlasting love That's it.
I think that works.
That's it.
Sold.
[Tabitha.]
That's the one.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Let's move on.
[laughter.]
This is our toughest corridor right here, so we're gonna stop at the café for a moment.
Right.
[Napoleon.]
The waitresses slowly start to dance, and then slowly the patrons will join in, and then we'll have cooks come out from there.
But they actually are a stepping crew, and those guys are gonna help guide her to the next direction.
They'll come out, they'll start saying her name, - and she'll start to realize - Okay, so how many people are in a step dance? I want to see a hundred people.
Once it starts, it doesn't stop.
It's like a living, breathing mob.
You know what I mean? And I don't want her to have a chance to take a breath.
Look at this.
This is the money shot.
This is the money shot.
This is the money shot.
- Yes.
- So we're thinking a hundred people right in this little area here.
Or No.
Wait.
Not a hundred.
We came from a hundred.
I'm thinking 200 people.
We need 200 people.
You want 200 people? Yeah.
Then I want four.
[laughing.]
400 people.
We got the fountain.
Can we choreograph the trolleys? [bell clanging.]
So we got our cloggers, we got a marching band, - and we got this trolley coming down.
- Major trolley.
Okay.
That's where it all finishes.
Everybody stops, and Justin proposes to her.
Sounds beautiful.
It sounds nice.
But I'm thinking.
You know what I'm thinking? We've all seen proposals.
Right.
Okay? Why don't we make it a little more dangerous? Here's my idea.
What if we made the wedding right now? A spontaneous wedding.
He springs it on her.
The wedding? Yeah.
[laughs.]
So another 400 people show up, and we do another song.
A big musical number and a live wedding right here.
What if she says no? [Napoleon.]
I'm just trying to be realistic.
I think we already have over 600 people dancing.
When does everybody learn this? The first thing we have to do is find out if Justin wants to do this.
Right.
You talk him into it.
If you don't say no to me, then I'm just gonna keep asking.
And so far, no one has said no to me.
[Boing, boing.]
You hear the excitement in my pants? [Boing, boing, boing.]
[laughs.]
That's my That's my phone.
That's my phone.
Hang on.
Hello, honey.
It's good.
I can't talk now.
We're trying to build build a mob.
[Announcer.]
Coming up, Justin is planning a huge surprise proposal for his girlfriend Nikki.
I've been nervous as hell.
She's just been texting me nonstop, and now I have to cover up where I've been all day.
But with only 36 hours to go, Napoleon and Tabitha need to pull off a miracle [Dancers.]
Everlasting love They didn't learn it.
And teach a massive mob of over 1,000 people After six, comes seven.
to dance in unison.
One more time, and let's make sure it looks better than that.
[Backup signal beeping.]
About a day and a half to go, and we're running around like crazy, trying to put together a Broadway musical and an intimate wedding for 1,000 people.
[Man.]
Can we keep it going? Yeah.
36 hours.
Piece of cake.
Up and over.
Up and over.
[Man.]
We've got 200 people prepping this location here, a recording session going on for the song "Everlasting Love," and in the dance studio, Napoleon and Tabitha are working on the choreography.
It just seems like everything's going a million miles a minute.
We really want Justin's proposal to come off without a hitch, but we do have a lot on our plates.
Yeah, we have to teach the mob to dance.
We also have to teach our professionals the dance to help the mob out on the performance day.
And then somehow, we have to incorporate Justin and his groomsmen in on the performance.
Hey, what's going on, everybody? Napoleon and Tabitha here.
[Tabitha.]
First, it's the mob.
We will not be able to teach 1,000 people, on the day of Justin's proposal, all this choreography.
1, 2 [snapping fingers.]
[Napoleon.]
We took the routine and posted a demo of it on the Internet, and the mob can go there, get a head start.
Everlasting love [laughter.]
So when they come to the performance, they'll be prepared.
Hopefully.
6, 7, 8 Next, we're gonna take 20 professional dancers.
We're gonna teach them all the choreography so that we can all split up and teach the mobsters as well.
Up, up, up, up, up.
But our biggest challenge today is we're gonna surprise Justin with a big choreographed dance routine that he'll perform for Nikki on the day.
Hi, Justin.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
These are your dancers.
Wow.
They're a part of this big production.
Usually, when we get started on something like this, we love to just see how you move naturally.
Is that something we can get you to do for us? Sure.
Do a little bit of a dance? The dice move is the move I go to.
It's my only move.
The dice move.
That's all I got.
Here we go.
Come on.
[Dancers whooping.]
Oh, dice.
Running man.
Come on.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Come on.
[Whooping continues.]
Ohh.
I could tell right away we were working with some raw material.
Ohhh! Justin's in a little deep.
He's in a little deep.
Maybe we bring in the understudies.
Would you like to see the understudies? Yeah.
Justin agreed to the surprise wedding, so now we've decided to surprise him.
He has no idea that we have been working with his two best friends and his brother.
They've been here all morning, learning their dance routine to perform.
["Forever".]
[whooping.]
Ohhh! [Justin.]
I was totally shocked when they walked out, and they were all sweaty, and they'd been here dancing already.
I was like, "Wow.
" 5, 6, 7, 8! They're not known for their dancing prowess any of them.
For this one night It's gonna be me, you, and the dance floor It was terrible.
I'm terrible.
I don't know how to move.
I looked like a brick or a piece of wood.
[Continues.]
Do I feel pressure? Yes.
Do you see me shaking? [Napoleon.]
Let's do it again.
Okay, from the top.
Put it together.
7, 8, and out, together.
[Justin.]
I'll have some practice at it.
I might be able to go home and practice in front of the mirror a little bit.
But I'm not really worried about the dae moves so much because at that point, she'll either have already said yes or no.
So at that point, I can't really screw it up.
If I look stupid, at least she'll think I'm cute for doing all this.
[Tabitha.]
You only got today, so let's try it with music.
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2 It's like I waited my whole life For this one night It's gonna be me, you, and Is it a fast pump? Or is it, like a slow sensual [sighs.]
We had a few hours of rehearsal, but we still have so much more to work on.
But we have to trust they'll go home and practice.
And they're on their own tomorrow.
What do you want to say? "She said yes" on 3.
Ahhh! 1, 2, 3! [All.]
She said yes! [No audible dialogue.]
So, Justin, you excited? I'm very excited.
Very excited.
Okay, Justin says that Nikki's got a jealous streak.
Why not take advantage of that? You know, the key is we want to make this a big, big deal.
We think rather than just having this thing take off Right we would like to take a left turn.
Okay.
Because I think that'll make it more of a surprise.
Right.
So we want to find a moment that we can kind of make her somewhat off-kilter Right.
And then bring it back to that great moment.
So we were thinking of maybe having a strange woman come up to you, and And you're laughing.
I like to mess with her, and I'm totally okay with that.
But you're okay with that.
Would she believe it? What if they just gave you, like, a long hug for a minute? What if you said, "This is my girlfriend Nikki," and then she comes back and go, "Why wouldn't you tell me you had a girlfriend?" You lead me down this road.
Why wouldn't you tell me?" And she threw water on you, and then she stormed off? She would just kind of sit back and go, "What the hell's wrong? Who's she?" I would, as a girl, be a little confused and not appreciate that moment.
Okay.
The guys think it's funny when they're in the room.
"Oh, it'll be great.
" But as a woman, I wouldn't.
And if a woman came up to my table, like, forget about it.
I don't know.
Throwing the water in the face I think that it's gonna be harder for me to back out of that if I get water thrown in my face.
It'll be more of a surprise for her.
It's great to take her from that point when she realized that this was all part of the plan.
I can sell that.
Yeah.
She'd buy it.
It's gonna be This is amazing.
This is gonna be great.
[Jeremy.]
She's a great girl.
He's a great guy.
I think that they were meant for each other.
But my brother is really big on the practical jokes, and I hope this one doesn't backfire.
Up next This is Howie Mandel here.
What we're doing here is a flash mob.
A massive mob is standing by to help Justin with his surprise proposal to Nikki.
There she is.
They're here.
They're at the desk.
But Justin? How are you? Will the team's plan push Nikki over the edge You should've told me about her.
Screw you.
Turning Justin's dream proposal into a nightmare? I swear to God, if you're pulling some [bleep.]
right now, it's not funny.
[Applause, cheering.]
So the mob's starting to roll in, and there's over 600 confirmed.
Well, let's put them up in the 6th floor of the parking garage 'cause that's the biggest clear area, and it'll keep them away from the mob.
And then we'll split them up into two groups the ones that learned the YouTube video and the ones that didn't.
And then I can also have, at the same time, Lauren identify who our stronger dancers are so we can put them in the front and put the rest in the back.
Okay.
Perfect.
You're gonna step with your right and you're gonna pull down.
Yes, your arms are going opposite.
Everyone in the park's gonna be screaming, Everlasting love Everlasting love Also, these hands just like that.
In, up! [yelling out commands.]
[Woman.]
We're from Canada.
I actually follow Tabitha and Napoleon on Twitter, and I saw them post this.
And up We got the email for the Choreo, and we learned it at home.
We practiced it all before we came.
I'm helping her out, but we're doing pretty good.
Rehearse it together, please.
I will be right back with Nikki.
[Cheering.]
Whoo! All right.
We just have to identify who really truly learned it from YouTube.
Only the people that really did it, that really know it, can be at that final mob at the end.
Here we go.
1, 2, 3, 4.
That's [all.]
Everlasting love They didn't learn it.
They didn't practice it.
It's gonna be a mess.
[Clatter.]
Oh! Oh! That's a That's a I'm so sorry.
That's a trumpet down.
Right here, in about eight hours, I'm gonna propose to my girlfriend Nikki, woman of my dreams, with the help of these people behind me.
Nikki thinks we're coming here tonight for a movie screening and a Q&A with a famous actor.
The real story is I'm bringing her here to propose to her and ask her to marry me on the spot.
Thanks, man.
Thank you.
Nikki keeps texting me, asking me, "Why can't we get ready together? You love me?" And all this stuff.
And I'm like, "Yeah, I love you, but I wanted to surprise you with my snazzy outfit.
" [Man.]
Justin, that's Olivia.
Olivia, Justin.
Hi.
Nice to meet you.
When we're sitting out for drinks, waiting for this whole thing to start, they're gonna have Olivia come in and pretend to be an ex of mine or a woman from my past, and it's gonna get kind of intense.
What's gonna happen is she's gonna come back with a drink and a two-sentence statement "Thanks for nothing.
" Yeah.
Yeah.
"Good luck with him.
" "Good luck with him.
Thanks for nothing.
" And then Corey, one of our guards, is gonna go "Do you want to get cleaned up, sir?" The other guy's gonna grab you and go, "I'll show you where the washroom is.
" At that point, I'm out of the question.
You are rushing behind the scenes to get into your stuff.
You're gonna bust through this door.
Okay.
You're gonna start the changing process.
I'm gonna have to sprint basically 300 yards, changing as I go.
I'm gonna come through that door and do a Superman moment where I rip my shirt off.
It's gonna be my Superman moment, you know, changing as I go Clark Kent to Superman.
Love you.
We got this, man.
We got this.
Give me a hug.
We got this, all right? Hey, it's go time.
Don't even worry about it.
We'll see you on the trolley.
[Imitates trolley bell clanging.]
[laughs.]
So now that Justin's gone, we've got to get the families in place.
We flew people in from all over the country to be here tonight, and it's gonna be a huge surprise for Nikki.
[Woman.]
[cheering.]
[Man.]
Having this many people here is amazing.
I just can't believe all these people are here just for my sister and her boyfriend.
It's surreal.
When she sees the family here her side of the family and Justin's side of the family that's the point where you want to see the reaction on her face.
Oh, beautiful.
It's very pretty.
Pretty.
I just love her so much, and I'm so excited for her.
I'm sorry.
It's almost proposal time, and I'm a little freaked out.
Some things are going okay, I guess.
Yeah.
1, 2, 3, 4 [snapping fingers.]
We started off really well in the foyer with the choreography, and then our cloggers were rock solid.
That was fabulous.
But I think when we turned the corner in our big moment around the fountain, nobody can remember the choreography.
["Everlasting Love".]
They're falling apart.
People are going in different directions.
Everlasting love One more time, and let's make sure it looks better than that.
[Mandel.]
This is the biggest unified attempt to get this many people together in unison for one purpose.
It's gonna be a spectacle.
I don't know.
What have I done? What have I done? What have I done? [Chattering.]
Okay, dancers, positions back on this side.
[Mandel on P.
A.
system.]
Eight minutes till their car arrives.
Eight minutes.
Go ahead.
[Man.]
They're trying to clear everybody.
Go.
Go.
I've just been informed the car is three minutes from the parking lot.
Three minutes away.
[cheering.]
[Mandel.]
Remember, this is real.
Three minutes away from a surprise wedding.
[Siren wailing.]
Okay, they just called in.
There's an ambulance here because somebody in the mob just had a panic attack.
They're carrying the woman out now.
Are you for real? Absolutely.
[Woman.]
Excuse me.
Sorry.
Excuse me.
[Kevin.]
They are entering the parking lot.
This is the final announcement.
They have entered the parking lot.
Final announcement.
They have entered the parking lot.
Good luck, everybody.
Thank you so much.
[cheering.]
Okay, they are exiting the limo right now, and they're heading to the desk.
Vic has a visual.
We have a visual on them at the desk.
They're here.
They're at the desk.
[Vic.]
These are, um, special passes.
This will be for the lady.
Thank you.
Vic's putting their lanyards on now.
Yeah.
And this is for the gentleman.
There you go.
They've got their VIP passes.
Okay, Vic, buy us some time.
Ask some questions.
Your name again? Nikki.
Nikki, what are you expecting for tonight? Just a good movie and some good times and some good times with my boyfriend.
It's, like, our first kind of fancy night out together in a while.
So it'll be a lot of fun.
She just said, "This is our first fancy night out together.
" [laughter.]
We're gonna come downstairs.
I'm gonna take you down to the lobby.
Okay, they're leaving the desk now.
Last escalator.
Look on B.
They're gonna come into B.
There they are.
Got them.
Let's roll, man.
Let's roll.
Here we go.
Roll.
Let's roll.
Thank you.
All right.
Enjoy the evening.
Oh, thank you so much.
Guys, how you doing? Good.
How are you? Over here.
Right over here.
Your chair.
Thank you.
I'm gonna get some menus right now.
I'm gonna get some menus.
And what would you guys like to drink? Um, uh, Sex on the Beach.
Can you make that happen? Sex on the I can make that happen Sex on the Beach.
I don't drink, but you know what? It's a special night.
[laughs.]
"A special night.
" She's great.
Sex on the Beach? You know what? It's a special night, and we're not driving.
Send her in.
So, Olivia, why don't we go ahead and walk over and just wait for my cue? Watch this.
Now the [bleep.]
hits the fan.
Here it comes.
Justin? How are you? Oh, my God! Good.
I haven't seen you in so long.
[chuckles.]
[chattering.]
[chuckles.]
Really? Yeah, they're good.
Wow.
Uh, this is Nikki, by the way.
Hi.
Hi.
Olivia.
I'm Nikki.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
[Olivia.]
So what are you guys doing here tonight? Uh, we won some contest.
And this is my girlfriend, and This your girlfriend? Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
[laughter.]
So things have been good? You look good.
Thank you.
Time's been good to you.
Yeah.
It's been a while.
Oh.
[Chuckles.]
Hoo.
All right.
I So sorry.
Um No, it's okay.
It was a pleasure to meet you.
Have a good night.
Nice meeting you.
Take care.
Bye.
Who was that? "Don't worry about it"? Yeah, I was about to wring her neck.
I want to wring her neck.
Did you hear that? She shook my hand like a wet noodle.
She's pretty pissed off.
Look at her face.
She was like, [fake chuckle.]
"Nice to meet you, too.
" Oh, okay.
Want to send her in? Ready? Yeah, yeah.
Go.
Let's do it.
She looks like a disco ball.
Donna Summer's backup dancer.
Good luck with him.
Because you should've told me about her.
Screw you.
[Gasps.]
Security in.
Security in.
Security in.
Security in.
What's going on? What happened? This isn't funny.
What happened? Whatever this is, this isn't funny.
Okay, we're far enough.
Just sit.
Just sit.
I swear to God, if you're pulling some [bleep.]
right now, it's not funny.
Holy [bleep.]
.
You should've told me about her.
Screw you.
Security in.
Security in.
Security in.
Security in.
What's going on? What happened? This isn't funny.
Whatever this is, this isn't funny.
Did you throw water at him? No.
It wasn't me, it was her.
I swear to God, if you're pulling some [bleep.]
right now, it's not funny.
Pull Justin out now.
We need to get him changed.
Okay.
Send him to get dried up.
Hey, we gotta get him dried up.
Um, can you take him in the back to security? I gotta fill out a report.
Why isn't anybody going to get her? Let's get him cleaned up.
Then we'll fill out a report.
Yeah, right in the face.
Right in the face.
Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to just [crying.]
I need you to walk me through this.
Corey, tell her to calm down, relax.
It's gonna be okay.
Calm down.
I gotta get Vic in there now to comfort her.
Vic, we're gonna play this really nice, okay? What's going on? What happened? Um Some girl came over Can you give me an update on what happened here, please? Some girl came over and said she knew him, and then she threw some water on him, and Okay.
It's gonna be okay.
Who does she think she is? I've never met her before.
What the hell's going on? I don't know what's going on.
Why Why would she do something like that? Just calm down.
Tell him to calm her down.
Vic, tell her that it's gonna be all right.
We're gonna make sure that this is a great night tonight.
I'm gonna make sure this is Listen, I've been in this business for 20 years, okay? I've seen everything.
All right? Okay.
And I can assure you that you're still gonna have one of the best nights of your life, okay? Okay.
This is gonna end well.
Thank you.
You trust me on that? Yeah, I trust you.
Thank you.
Okay.
And you love him, right? I love him with all my heart, and that's why it's so sad.
Like, I don't know who she is.
No, it's not sad.
He loves you, right? You know that, right? Yeah.
Been together a long time? Yeah, almost three years.
Okay.
You know what, Officer? Yeah? You have a great evening, okay? Thank you.
You're gonna be okay.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Enjoy the rest of the night.
Thank you.
Just let me know when he's dressed.
[Woman.]
Stand by with tracks.
Here we go.
Here we go.
You can take it from here.
Thank you.
So, you did say that you love each other? [laughs.]
Yes.
Do you feel like It's an everlasting love [piano.]
An everlasting love Well, is he? [Piano flourish.]
[chuckling.]
[clinking.]
[other silverware clinking joins in.]
Oh, my God.
[Continues.]
[loud percussion beats.]
[Nikki laughing.]
[loud percussion beat.]
Hey! Here comes the song.
Go for it.
Hit the music.
[Drum roll.]
[bell tolls.]
["Everlasting Love".]
[Dancers whooping.]
[laughing.]
[continues.]
[whooping continues.]
Come with me.
[Whistles.]
[Woman vocalizing.]
All the waiters from the diner just started dancing.
[Vocalizing continues.]
[Male Dancers.]
Get down! [rhythmic clapping, stomping.]
Get down! Get down! Oh, good.
Ahhhh, whoo! Nikki! That way! Where life's river flows No one really knows Till someone's there to show Everlasting love Like the sun that shines Endlessly shines You always will be mine It's eternal love When other loves are gone Ours will still be strong We have our very own everlasting love Real love will last forever Real love [marching band joins in.]
[continues.]
[ends.]
[Man.]
Hey! [Cheering.]
[Man.]
Yo, Nikki! [Cheering continues.]
[crying.]
[drums.]
[crying continues.]
What are you What is this? [Whispering.]
Nikki, from the moment I saw that first smile, I knew that I was gonna be here someday.
I didn't know it was gonna be like this.
[laughter.]
But I knew that you were my everything.
I love you so much.
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I want you to be my eternity.
Oh, my [cheering.]
Will you marry me? Of course.
[Cheering.]
She said yes! [Crowd.]
She said yes! She said yes! [Cheering.]
Are you mad? No? [Cheering.]
It goes on this hand.
Which Oh, sorry.
[laughter.]
Since we're here and you said yes, why don't we do it right now? What? Why don't we get married right here, right now? Since we're here and you said yes, why don't we do it right now? What? Why don't we get married right here, right now? Really? [laughter.]
Really.
But we're not gonna do it alone.
[Cheering.]
She sees her best friends.
We flew them in from Chicago.
She had no idea they were here.
Oh, my God! [Cheering continues.]
Emily! You guys, what the hell is this? Emily! I got one more thing for you, okay? Are you Oh, my Hit it.
[laughing.]
[wedding recession.]
[stops.]
[Men.]
1, 2, 3, 4! ["Forever".]
[cheering.]
[continues.]
It's like I waited my whole life for this one night It's gonna be me, you, and the dance floor 'Cause we've only got one night Double your pleasure Double your fun [cheering.]
It's like I waited my whole life For this one night [gasping.]
[continues.]
[cheering.]
[Justin.]
[cheering continues.]
Oh, my God.
Our whole family's here.
Yeah.
You think I'd let you get married without them here? [Man.]
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
We are gathered here today in celebration of the marriage of Justin and Nikki! We're getting married? [Cheering.]
[chuckles.]
[crowd chanting.]
Nikki! Nikki! Nikki! Nikki! Nikki! Nikki! Nikki! [Nikki crying.]
So, now, without any further ado, may we please have the rings? Justin, please place the ring on Nikki's finger.
You have to take that one off first, I think.
No.
Just go.
[laughter.]
[Woman.]
Yeah! Do you, Justin, take Nikki to be your loyal and lawful wife? Hell, yes.
[Cheering.]
Hell, yes.
Nikki, please place the ring I'm gonna be your wife? On Justin's finger.
No, this one.
[laughter.]
I'm shaking.
Do you, Nikki, take Justin to be your loyal and lawful and full-of-surprises husband? More than anything.
[Cheering.]
I love you so much.
By the power vested in me by the state of California and this enormous dancing mob, [cheering.]
I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may now kiss your bride.
[Cheering.]
Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in congratulating Mr.
and Mrs.
Dingus.
[Cheering.]
[loud popping.]
It's like I waited my whole life For this one night It's gonna be me, you, and the dance floor 'Cause we've only got one night Double your pleasure Double your fun [no audible dialogue.]
[continues.]
I'm married! [Cheering.]
Hi, Nikki.
Hi, Howie.
How are you? How are you? Good.
How are you? I'm doing good.
So what are you thinking? Um [sighs.]
I'm married.
[laughter.]
[cheering.]
[Woman.]
Nikki! Did you have any idea, any inkling, that this is what tonight was all about? Um, you know, yeah, I totally knew exactly what was happening tonight.
Um, no, but the girl in the girl in the gold dress How are you? Good.
You should've told me about her.
Screw you.
Where is she? I got an eye out for you.
There she is right here.
Come here.
Come here.
No.
Come here.
Come here.
You realize this was just an actress? I know, I know, I know.
You better apologize.
But I didn't realize that until the guys started singing at the piano, and then I was like What did I tell you? [High-pitched voice.]
You better not be pulling some crap.
[laughter.]
This is the beginning of your life together.
We're so excited that you were able to share it with us.
I want to thank everybody here.
Thank you so much.
Let's hear it.
[Cheering.]
For the bride and groom, thank you, everybody.
[Cheering continues.]
Hey Hey Hey, hey, hey Hey Hey Hey, hey, hey, hey [Nikki.]
Like, I could not have ever dreamt this.
It was, like, the most amazing thing.
Hey All I know is seeing him when he walked to me.
It just threw me over the edge.
["Forever".]
When the dress was being put on me, I was so worried about How do they know my size? Am I gonna fit? Of course, all the little stupid girly things that girls all think about.
When it was one, one of the dancers whispered into my ear, "Watch your man," and I watched you dance like I have never seen you dance before, and your little trio It's like I waited my whole life and absolutely blew me away.
It's gonna be me, you, and the dance floor It was worth it.
I wouldn't dance for anybody but Justin.
You know, for Justin and Nikki, I would do it.
Definitely.
That was the only reason why I did it.
Dancing on TV is rough.
I'm never gonna dance again.
And my wife pointed at me "We don't dance, and this is why we don't dance.
" Me, you, and the dance floor [Nikki.]
Walking down the aisle with him and then seeing all of our family it wasabsolutely amazing.
This man fought for me when I didn't think I was enough.
I can't say enough about him and who he is and the type of man that he is.
Uh I'm just I'm the luckiest girl in the entire world.
I really am.
I am so blessed.
[Sniffling.]

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