Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (2003) s01e01 Episode Script

ANNOUNCER: What are these people running from? They're not, they're running to the world's toughest game show in town.
Today's competition will pit America's stoic butcher industry workers against wacky cartoon voice over artists.
Get fired up for Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
And now here's Kenny Blankenship and Vick Romano.
VIC ROMANO: Welcome to Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
We've got a great show for you today.
I'm Vick Romano and of course sitting next to me as always is - - Kenny KENNY BLANKENSHIP: - ny Blankenship.
VIC ROMANO: Blankenship.
You did that right in front of the network executives.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Network executives? VIC ROMANO: That's right.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: [LAUGHTER.]
How long you been sittin' there? VIC ROMANO: Oh try to be professional Ken that's the man who signs our checks.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Why didn't you say he was comin'? VIC ROMANO: I never say anything to your face Ken.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Why is he dressed like that? VIC ROMANO: Kenny listen, executives do that when they pretend they're normal people.
[LAUGHTER.]
VIC ROMANO: Kenny listen when the camera's on you gotta focus and give us some energy okay? No, no, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, look that's way too much.
Okay look at this, oh where's Kenny Blankenship? You think that looks okay, Kenny answer me.
[LAUGHTER.]
That's not good all right.
All right let's just get started.
Leave the chair Kenny.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Let's get started.
GUY LE DOUCHE: Yes, Guy Le Douche here, I will be on the field of battle to officiate the long-standing rivalry between the cartoon voice actors and the American Meat Handlers.
Now hopefully we won't see a repeat of last year's melee when tempers flared, mud slinging overflowed and a riot broke out on the field, bringing this age-old battle of superiority to a head [LAUGHTER.]
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VIC ROMANO: And now the Captain Tennille.
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: So the first guy says to the other guy, if you help me find my keys we can drive outta here.
How many of you have heard that joke before? Hmm? [CROWD BOOS.]
AUDIENCE MEMBER 1: I have.
AUDIENCE MEMBER 2: I was in my crib the last time I heard that, heh heh.
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: Tough crowd.
Well what I'm trying to do is add a little levity because the tension is thick here between the meat handlers and the cartoon voice actors.
Uh, let's meet some of the meat handlers.
How many of you are, uh, filleters? [NOISES.]
FEMALE: Not me.
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: And how many of you jerk your meat? MALE: Oh all the time, all the time.
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: A show of hands how many boners here, huh? Come on, somebody's gotta be a boner.
[CROWD MAKES NOISE.]
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: And - - and how many of you just like touching meat with your hands? MALE 2: Yeah, oh yeah.
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: Okay well let's do some funny voices.
You chubby boy, get up.
Come on, come on stand up and do one of your funny voices.
Come on.
MALE 3: But I'm a meat handler [LAUGHTER.]
.
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: I bet you are.
Hey give him a big round of applause, 'cause you know meat handlers, cartoon characters, we're all people huh? So what do you say we race down to the starting line.
Ready? Let's go.
[ MUSIC .]
[CHEERING.]
VIC ROMANO: And it's time for sinkers and floaters where the contestants must cross the river without swallowing a mouthful of septic sludge.
[CHEERING.]
[WISTLE.]
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: Get it on.
VAN DEREN: For all my homies in Battle Creek.
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: Let's go, come on.
VIC ROMANO: And this is Van Deferen, a proud meat handler.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh you know he seems like a really nice guy Vick.
VIC ROMANO: He's also the deacon of his church.
VAN DEREN: Mother [BEEP.]
, son of a [BEEP.]
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VIC ROMANO: Now next up Larry Mocha, as you can see he's already suffered some injuries.
In fact ten stitches and a thin piece of gauze, the only thing holding that neck together.
Oh what a valiant effort but Larry is also out.
Next up for the meat handlers is Mandy Rimmer, she's got a lot at stake here.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: She's lookin' good.
VIC ROMANO: [OVERLAP.]
Oh, she's down and down hard Ken.
Let's take a look at that again? She starts off nicely and right here she runs into a little bit of trouble.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: [GRUNT.]
I think she's playing hide the boulder.
VIC ROMANO: I think you are right my friend.
Uh, next up this is Lance Boyle, a cartoon actor starting off very well and - - oh.
Looks like he took a right turn and should have gone straight.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: What an idiot.
VIC ROMANO: Huh, here's Tony Sampal now, he's one of the snappy dressers of our competition [OVERLAP.]
and he's already down.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: He didn't look too good there Vick.
VIC ROMANO: No he did not.
I wonder what happened, let's go to Guy.
GUY LE DOUCHE: You didn't look like you're even trying out there.
LANCE: No, no, no I was trying, I really was - - okay, okay you're right I tanked on purpose.
GUY LE DOUCHE: No to be honest why? LANCE: I hate my team, they're all jerks, they tease me because of my fashion sense.
VIC ROMANO: And up next, happy, slappy Dutch Sparrow.
And there he goes - - and [OVERLAP.]
oh my goodness.
Kenny we gotta take another look at that one.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: You betcha.
VIC ROMANO: There he is, a nice piddle skip off into the boulders and oh, right there is where you hear that femur turning to powder.
Ah, here's Morty Shorts.
You know he lost 200 pounds to get into this competition and it looks like it paid off, he's made it across.
[CHEERING.]
VIC ROMANO: Vicky Sue Gonzales, a turkey jerker from Jackson Hole - - oh.
She's down hard.
At the start of the replay Ken you'll notice she's got a helmet and kneepads on, KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh yeah.
VIC ROMANO: And she goes down.
Yeah.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Looks like those kneepads didn't do her any good though.
VIC ROMANO: Yeah, oddly enough they got her into the contest Kenny.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Really? Cool.
VIC ROMANO: Yeah, let's get back to the action.
Ah, here's Herb Proctor, another meat hand.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: My God, what end of the cow did he butcher? VIC ROMANO: Oh don't ask.
Looks like he's doing well so far and there he goes KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh, oh.
VIC: Oh, oh looks like he's down.
No wait, wait, wait he isn't.
Uh, he's back up.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: He's back up.
VIC ROMANO: Takes another step, oh - -.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh, looks like he's trying to play hide the boulder too Vick.
VIC ROMANO: Looks like more like loving the boulder and he is disqualified, uh, yep.
And here's Rob Tussin, he was very impressive in the warm up - -.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: [SCREAMS.]
Oh god he's still goin'.
Oh how can he? Oh he must be feeling really stupid.
VIC ROMANO: I don't think he's feeling anything from the neck down Ken.
Now a second look on our Taco Bell replay.
Good foot plant, and - - KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh, that is totally sick.
VIC ROMANO: Indeed it was, Ken, a disgusting sight.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: No that means I liked it.
GUY LE DOUCHE: What happened out there? ROB TUSSIN: Did I win? GUY LE DOUCHE: [STUTTER.]
Maybe we should talk to your son.
So what did your daddy promise you if he won? BOY: A new bike.
GUY LE DOUCHE: Oh a new bike, you think it will happen now? BOY: No way.
GUY LE DOUCHE: Come here, [STUTTER.]
hey, what do you think of your daddy now? BOY: Uh, he's a loser.
GUY LE DOUCHE: Cute kid, so how are you feeling now? ROB TUSSIN: I have blood in my stool.
[ MUSIC .]
VIC ROMANO: Coming up it's Wadra who will come out number one or number two.
Find out.
[ MUSIC .]
VIC ROMANO: Wow, we got an exciting show today and we're down to 82 contestants.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Eighty two contestants.
VIC ROMANO: And it's still anyone's game.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Yes it's anyone's game.
VIC ROMANO: And lots of action still to come, what are you doing with your voice Kenny? KENNY BLANKENSHIP: I'm being an announcer.
VIC ROMANO: You're being an announcer, okay [LAUGHTER.]
.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Yeah, I'm being a big TV announcer.
VIC ROMANO: Yeah a big TV announcer.
Okay we gotta get back to the show, all right so don't do that.
All right Kenny? [LAUGHTER.]
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Why not? VIC ROMANO: Let's get back to the action and - -.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: I'm just tryin' to be focused with lots of energy.
VIC ROMANO: Right, I've got that.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Being an announcer on TV.
VIC ROMANO: Got it Ken, got it Ken.
Let's just focus on the game okay? All right here we go, it's a log drop.
The premise of log drop is simple, stay try, good, get wet, bad.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Bad.
VIC ROMANO: Very bad.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Very bad.
[CHEERING.]
VIC ROMANO: And here's Sal Bloomberg, a pork rind inspector from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Hey Vick I think he's gonna go all the way.
VIC ROMANO: Indeed Kenny, as he passes the halfway point.
Oh, didn't make it.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Darn it.
VIC ROMANO: That's insane.
Next up, Jerry Lassinger, a meat smoker from Saskatchewan.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: He's looking good.
[OVERLAP.]
VIC ROMANO: Oh.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh, he's going back.
VIC ROMANO: Looks like he's - -.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Can he do that? VIC ROMANO: Getting his confidence back up.
[OVERLAP.]
There he goes, KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh.
VIC ROMANO: Oh what a shame.
JERRY: [BEEP.]
[BEEP.]
, I told you all I [BEEP.]
- -.
VIC ROMANO: Ooh, perhaps, uh, Jerry should consider some anger management's courses.
Eh, here's Rusty Shunt, he's a cartoon sound effects guy.
Ooh, looks like he's in trouble.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh, oh, oh, oh - - oh.
VIC ROMANO: Oh, a valiant effort but still no winners from either side.
Here is Loretta Salizano, will she be the first one? KENNY BLANKENSHIP: She could be.
She could be going all the - - oh.
GUY LE DOUCHE: Loretta, I see your husband is on the camera, have you ever taken the camera into the bedroom? Huh? Have you, yeah, I - - I - - I film myself, do you ever film yourself? Whisper.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you both film each other, that is so naughty, you are naughty aren't you? You are naughty [LAUGHTER.]
.
I love naughty people.
Look at me I'm naughty and I'm looking at the camera, you're looking at the camera.
Oh look it - - are you naughty? [LAUGHTER.]
VIC ROMANO: Thanks Guy.
CONNIE: Marry me Kenny.
VIC ROMANO: Hey there's Connie Yale and it looks like you've got a big fan out there Kenny.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: With a big fanny.
I like that.
VIC ROMANO: Indeed.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh that's - -.
VIC ROMANO: That's a shame.
MALE 4: I love you Vick.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh-ho Vick you've got someone who loves you.
VIC ROMANO: It's called respect, Ken.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh yeah.
VIC ROMANO: Nothing wrong with two guys professionally respecting each other.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh yeah, ooh, ooh.
VIC ROMANO: All right let's move on to the next contestant.
There's Lizzie Dugan.
And - -[KENNY YELLS.]
let's go to the Taco Bell replay.
You can see right there she takes off, looks like it's gonna be a good run and right there - - oh the interactive.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Hey, let's see it again.
VIC ROMANO: Ken - - well all right, there you go.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Uh, one more time.
VIC ROMANO: Let's move on - - Kenny, that's enough.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Let's hear the bones crack.
VIC ROMANO: Oh Kenny, would you stop, argh? KENNY BLANKENSHIP: And let's see some blood.
VIC ROMANO: Quit doing that.
Let's go on to Drew Ramsey.
Uh, here's he's moving along nicely, looks like we might have a winner.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: I like his bunny hop.
VIC ROMANO: Oh and he did it.
Oh.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Finally.
VIC ROMANO: At the cost of a shin but he did get there.
And the cartoonists take the lead, let's see it Basil Blentworth can tie it up for the meat handlers.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: He doesn't have a chance.
VIC ROMANO: Oh - - [LAUGHTER.]
Basil is still alive, he's using a back layout position and now up into a triple inverted pike.
And - - there is it, he's up, couple of steps.
A wonderful transition into a front layout position and oh - - and with a reverse one and a half it looks like he's going to be up again.
Let's see what he does.
What a treat and there is a position I'm not familiar with.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: He learned that in prison Vick.
VIC ROMANO: Well the crowd here loves it.
Look at Basil acknowledging the cheers.
What a sense of showmanship Kenny.
[OVERLAP.]
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh [UNINTELLIGIBLE.]
VIC ROMANO: Oh and he's in trouble again but he saves it.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: And the prison move again.
VIC ROMANO: He must have been a special prisoner hey Ken? We are seeing something really special here.
And the crowd knows it, Basil again acknowledging the cheers.
He's become a favorite, even seeming to feed off of it as he goes.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh this - -this might be a - -.
VIC ROMANO: There he's got it.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: This might be a - - VIC ROMANO: [UNINTELLIGIBLE.]
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: One more.
VIC ROMANO: Oh [LAUGHTER.]
, you gotta love it.
He is redefining the sport as we know it.
Oh and the prison move again, [LAUGHTER.]
I never get tired of it.
And there he's done it.
Unbelievable, he's tied up the match for his meaty comrades.
[CHEERING.]
[ MUSIC .]
ANNOUNCER: When we return the stakes get higher as we maim the boards on wall buggers.
[ MUSIC .]
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Welcome back, we're at the halfway point and down to 35 contestants.
VIC ROMANO: Wow, nicely done Ken.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: I did good huh? VIC ROMANO: You did great.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Really? VIC ROMANO: Yeah, really great.
Even the network guy loved it.
I can see him up there clapping with both hands.
He was really impressed.
But listen Ken it's important you don't let it go to your head.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Uh-huh.
Well maybe if I, uh, VIC ROMANO: Uh huh.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Low maybe 'cause it was good is I lowered my voice and I was VIC ROMANO: Right, right.
KENNY: Really professional sounding.
But what if I, uh, swing my body back and forth as I talk.
VIC ROMANO: No, no, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny, all you gotta do, you look into the camera and you be yourself, okay? You don't need the moving, you don't need the other stuff, all right? Terrific.
Okay let's go on to wall buggers.
Now the object of wall bugger is simple, one wall, one insect, they bugger it.
CAPTAIN TENNEAL: [WHISTLE.]
Get it on.
VIC ROMANO: And first up is one of our meat handlers.
Okay that's Homer Piles, he specializes in party sausages.
He's a man of few words, and - - ooh, [KENNY YELLS.]
few skills as well.
Ah, well that was disappointing Ken let's take another look at that.
You can see right here everything seems to be in place, good take off, good extension, nice face skid but right there no pelvic commitment.
He just gave up.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: It's thrust or bust Vick.
VIC ROMANO: Right you are Ken.
All right, now up for the cartoon actors, this is Scotty Plumber.
There's a good take off and oh that's gotta hurt.
I guess you don't need much upper body strength when you make a living talking like that.
Well it's still zero zero and that brings up our next meat handler.
That's Susan Franks and a very appropriate name for a hot dog stuffer.
Oh and she's down almost immediately Ken, let's go to the replay.
And you can see right there, she will not be today's wiener [LAUGHTER.]
.
I bet that's one moment she will not relish, hey Ken? Now we'll move onto the cartoon actor Dash Pebbler.
Come on baby.
And Dash gets a little encouragement from the captain and there he goes.
[KENNY YELLS.]
Oh but he comes up short.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: He's going back, he's going to get - -.
VIC ROMANO: I think he's having some trouble there Ken.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: One more attempt - - [VICK YELLS.]
Oh.
VIC ROMANO: Oh, god.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh holy, oh-ho he gets a facial Vick.
VIC ROMANO: Indeed he does and next up Ruby Steamer.
Looks like she's having second thoughts.
You know she's a masticator Kenny.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Vick you can't say that on TV.
VIC ROMANO: No a professional masticator, she pre-chews meat for the elderly and the partially incontinent.
And she sticks it.
Let's go down to Guy.
GUY LE DOUCHE: Look in the camera, tell us what you felt like? Oh [STUTTER.]
because I - - I, you did this is scratch and sniff I - - I - - I can tell from here.
I - - no I - - [STUTTER.]
I can smell it with my nose.
SUSAN: I know it's stinky.
GUY LE DOUCHE: Did you know that that water is run off from a slop house.
SUSAN: Of course I did, I tried to drink some.
GUY LE DOUCHE: You did? SUSAN: Yeah we have - - [UNINTELLIGIBLE.]
.
VIC ROMANO: And here's Vladimir Stenko, famous for his former Soviet black characters Chernobyl the hairless chipmunk.
And he sinks it.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Vlad you the man.
VIC ROMANO: And now a second look on our Taco Bell replay.
Notice his form, nearly flawless.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: You know he could probably get a job with that flying Cirque De Soleil Moonfry.
VIC ROMANO: Indeed he can, nice stick.
Okay let's move on.
STEVE: Hi Mom.
VIC ROMANO: So the cartoonists take the lead.
Can the meat handlers come back? Here to try is Steve Slatworth, professional fat marbler from Cedar Rapids.
Oh but it's not to be.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh I think he popped his tenderloin on that one Vick.
VIC ROMANO: Indeed.
STONY: Leave a message.
VIC ROMANO: And here's Stony Holloway, he specializes in voicemail work.
Oh and that means it's going to be up to our last meat handler.
FEMALE: [UNINTELLIGIBLE.]
must die.
VIC ROMANO: Jill Rosen, a pig knuckler who in her spare time markets powdered meats took third world school kids.
And she's up - - [KENNY YELLS.]
but no.
Oh so the voice artists win another round and they take the lead two to one.
My oh my what a spectacularly sticky event, eh Ken? KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Yes, yes indeed.
Hey is that our webcam, [LAUGHTER.]
get it, webcam? [ MUSIC .]
ANNOUNCER: Don't finger your clicker, coming up is Boulderdash and the most painful elimination to the day.
VIC ROMANO: We're back and we're down to - - [COUGH.]
Kenny what was that? KENNY BLANKENSHIP: What? Oh big deal I had cabbage for lunch.
VIC ROMANO: Kenny it's - - you're in front of the network pres.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: What? VIC ROMANO: Why don't you use your head.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: I'll blame it on him.
VIC ROMANO: We're both gonna be back to public access you keep that up.
Oh, God.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: God it's not that big a deal.
VIC ROMANO: Oh Kenny my eyes are bleeding.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh just enjoy it.
VIC ROMANO: Just terrible.
Let's go to Boulderdash.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: You know how Boulderdash is one of my favorite games Vick.
VIC ROMANO: And why not Ken, it's one of the most dangerous games we've got.
Now the object is to run up that long shoot and pass several stones without getting crushed.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Hey this guy's lookin' real good.
VIC ROMANO: Yeah, that's Baxton Targa.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Hey I think he might go all the way Vick.
VIC ROMANO: You know this is taken from an old Swedish avalanche game called Platternokit.
Oh there's a nice little half step there.
Oh, he thought he was gonna get past those stones but no dice.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Another victim of boulder shoulder Vick.
VIC ROMANO: Indeed Kenny.
And here's Gohar Ecbabia.
And here come the first rocks, and there she goes and oh amazingly she runs right into them.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: What an idiot.
VIC ROMANO: And we will move on to Mike Shakit.
As you can see Mike's a big strapping guy.
Mick moves up, has a deft little step aside and he ducks into the first refuge there.
Smart move, smart move.
Let's see if he can get all the way to the top, he's driving, driving, driving.
Ah, lookin' good, lookin good.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: He's still goin'.
VIC ROMANO: Oh, but - - [KENNY GRUNTS.]
oh.
Run smack dab into a big blob of granite.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Boulder sandwich [LAUGHTER.]
.
VIC ROMANO: [LAUGHTER.]
Indeed.
And here goes Lars Norquist, he comes on like gangbusters.
They let a few Norwegians actually in the contest.
He played this as a little boy.
He stumbles, oh and that stumble's gonna cost him.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh, boulder submarine sandwich [LAUGHTER.]
.
VIC ROMANO: Indeed Kenny.
And this is Jake Serveka, he heads up and he, oh it looks like he hesitates, he looks confused.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: I'm thinkin' trouble here Vick.
VIC ROMANO: Oh, I'm thinking hip replacement Kenny.
And a host of other implants as we watch him roll down hill.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: And that calls for a Taco Bell replay.
Oh yeah.
VIC ROMANO: Right there is where he gets into trouble.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh they're gonna have to hose that boulder off.
VIC ROMANO: Or at least give it a vigorous flossing, eh Ken? KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Yeah.
VIC ROMANO: And we're still tied up, zero zero as Conan O'Kimbell takes the course for the toon actors.
You know he's a fixture over at the A Cartoon Network.
Does all the voices for the adventures of Blicky and Rumpy.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Blicky and Rumpy are gay? VIC ROMANO: Indeed they are.
Oh and there's O'Kimbell with a nicely executed pebble peek-a-boo, and he takes it up to the top.
And he's done it Ken.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: I cannot believe Blicky and Rumpy are gay.
VIC ROMANO: It's hard to believe Ken, but even harder to believe that these voice actors have taken the lead.
And here comes Kyle Jordan, let's see if he can keep the meat stirrers into the game.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Into the safety slip.
VIC ROMANO: Oh a nice move there Ken.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Uh-huh.
He's quick.
VIC ROMANO: He's got a jaunty little gait to him, that's for sure.
And he slips in.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Dodges the small boulder.
VIC ROMANO: Oh he wriggles nicely into the Boulderdash gash and [KENNY YELLS.]
oh.
But his timing was off there, eh Ken? KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh, I'll say.
VIC ROMANO: He's taking it hard.
He definitely paid for that timing mistake.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Oh man.
VIC ROMANO: Let's take a look at that again.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Yeah.
And the big one's comin'.
VIC ROMANO: He manages to slip through.
Oh, I tell you Ken, nothing more painful than trying to pass a stone that size eh? Oh.
[LAUGHTER.]
What a great competition.
The meat handlers took another rump and those toonies, well they really beat some meat today Ken.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Victor you know what time it is? It's time for the most awesomest part of the show.
It's Kenny Blankenship's most painful eliminations of the day and stuff.
Number ten I pick Scotty Plumber, he takes a painful bath.
Number nine, Mandy Rimmer, meat handlers ain't golfing the stones.
And then up next, Susan Franks hot dog stuffer that does [UNINTELLIGIBLE.]
wrong way, Loretta Suzano drops a big log, Kyle Jordan from Boulderdash, meat handler, he's still rollin'.
Vicky Sue Gonzales, remember her with the kneepads? Oh she smacked that rock like they were dating.
Jake Serveka, God he's crushed and he's crushed again from the reverse angle and he's smashed and crushed and splattered all over.
And then number two, Lizzie Dugan, the log drop.
Oh, God look at that again.
Look at that, you can just hear her spine snapping.
Do you remember this one Vick? VIC ROMANO: I do Ken but I'm afraid she doesn't.
KENNY BLANKENSHIP: And my number one pick of the day is Rob, blood in my stool, Tussin.
He's coming away but he's still our bigger than - - oh and there he goes, snapping his spine over and over.
I hope his stool is coagulating.
[ MUSIC .]
VIC ROMANO: What do we always say Ken? KENNY BLANKENSHIP: Come on guys.
CROWD: Don't get eliminated!