Motorcity (2012) s01e01 Episode Script

1 This is Detroit.
Well, was Detroit until Abraham Kane started building a new city on top of it Detroit Deluxe Kane promised everyone the city of the future he never told them it would cost them their freedom most of them don't even realize what they've lost but I do down here in Motorcity, we've got a motto: "Live fast, live free" And my friends and I are gonna fight Kane with everything we've got, to make sure that we can do just that.
Mikey, slow down One touch and we're fried Bro It's incredibly dangerous Aah, you say that about everything Chuck That's because everything you do IS incredibly dangerous See? That wasn't so bad.
The electro HUD should be right around here, just hope it's got the fusion battery we're after Found it! You gotta be kidding me! This is it! I can't believe Jackpot! Vintage 2072 plasma injector headlim control model mint-in-box 12-point seatbelt ??? We couldn't have found this many parts if we scavenged for months! Oh yeah! I need that Mike! You got your ears on? It's urgent! How urgent? I'm aah kinda busy here Kane's forces are about to storm our east side gate! Wait what? The Intel said that this attack wasn't supposed to be happening until tomorrow You sure? Pretty sure! Oh-oh! The gate's down! Really need that battery guys We got it! Then get back here, fast! Oh, we were just leaving Not good, not good, nooot goood! I'm trying Bro! Okay, there's an access tunnel at nine o'clock You mean the one between those falling buildings? Come on, Mike Attention Motorcity scum! Abraham Kane here! Live from Deluxe! Where it's safe and clean and the sun always shines! You know I'd visit the hole-in-the-ground that you call Motorcity myself but I've got a thing against gutter slums So I'm sending a friend instead Ding Dong! That sounds like my autodrone Coming to take this place apart brick by filthy brick Where you standing right now is about to be the latest addition to my utopian empire So welcome to the Kane Corp.
family! I could've done that.
Cadet Chilten.
You're always sending your robots by unannounced Abe.
Maybe next time you could show up in the flesh.
I've fixed the place up a bit for ya or better yet I could pay you a visit Catch up on old times Hohoh that's funny That's really funny Then why haven't you returned since you've abandoned your post cadet You ran away like a coward, that's why! Listen, Kane, that's not You're hiding down here Driving around with your friends in your precious cars But when the going gets tough this COWARD will abandon you too He's done it before, he will do it again Bye~ Chilton's given Motorcity hope and hope is a dangerous thing Hehe, who's Hope? You are a thick-headed dim-wit of a man-child Tooley But loyal! And loyalty is a quality that is hard to find You lied to me.
If I'd sniffed out Chilton's traitorous blood when he was my cadet all of Detroit would be mine by now but soon enough "Maybe I could pay you a visit" "Catch up on old times" AaahI'd like that What a great idea Hi Cowboy hey, you know no one believes what Kane said about you right? Yeah, of course He's just trying to push my buttons It's not working is it? Naah.
What is getting me is that I never know where he's gonna be I only get to fight his horrifying death-dealing robots Yeah, wish we could get him to use some of those horrifying death-dealing robots for GOOD Wish what you want Jules, but that ain't gonna happen He's bad to the bone It's ready! Presenting my latest creation: Jacob's Seaweed Slab As much as I'd like to stick around for dessert I gotta get back to Deluxe running late for my Intern shift don't wanna keep Kane Corp.
waiting Can't risk losing our inside connection Yeah.
Hello, Deluxe! Abraham Kane here, I'll be appearing in person tonight at Kane Corp.
square, to unveil something NEW something BIG something EXCITING so come on down and say hello brought to you by me for you, tonight Don't miss it!! Did you guys hear that?! We know where's gonna be! Dude, I know what you're thinking, and, it's, crazy! Well call me crazy cause I'm going up there to take.
him.
down! Heads up! We had some merch for you ??? I think you'll dig them Nice.
Now that we know exactly where Kane's gonna be all we gotta do is go up there and grab him.
No way! I don't like it man! The whole reason I came down here was to get as far away from Kane as possible! But he comes down here and attacks us all the time! Taking a stand on our own turf is one thing, marching right up into enemy territory? Is enough.
Look, I can handle ANYTHING Kane throws at us! Oh yeah? What if he throws a brick at ya? Yeah, sure.
Okay, how about a box of scorpions? Uuhm, Texa.
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What if he throws up on ya? I would totally throw up on him, if he threw up on me and I would totally throw stronger AND better check out my muscular throat and neck! Uuuh yeah.
I'm more concerned about his army of killer-robots.
Yeah man, not only that he's going to have defense grids, body guards, and every type of laser ever made, all pointed at us! How ya gonna handle THAT? Simple.
Hey Roth! Strapping this old rip-riffle on Mutt here she covers about No no no, what you need, is something that can counter any of his attacks! Like something multi-functional! With mag-mortars, and radiant deflectors Glad to have you on board buddy.
Hey Claire! Are you, like, so so SO excited about the big announcement? What are you talking about? For seriously, my brain's like totes gonna explode, like ??fierce??? You think you can find out? I'll look into it! Hmmm, big announcement huh? Huh, can't believe that fit.
Kane won't know what hit him! Oh, trust me.
I think he'll have a pretty good idea You're sure you're making the right move here? I'm not running away this time.
Sometimes running away is the smart thing to do.
The best way is to know when to retreat and when to fight.
Yeah? Well now, it's time to fight! Let's see what Kane is up to I have to warn the guys! Hello, Deluxe! Now we'll see who's the coward.
???Brace yourselves for the bad guys! Where are the lasers and defense grids? This doesn't feel right.
Mike, we need to talk.
Just came across something crazy over here! Sorta in the middle of something here Jules.
Wait, where are you? No, no, no, turn around! No, no, no it's We got him! Who's running away now? Oops! Re-target, re-target! Okay, I'm on it! What was it that you were saying before, "There's no escape?" It's a trap.
I hate to say "I told you so.
" I can still take him.
Thanks for finally paying us a visit up here and just in time for the big announcement.
Deluxians, congratulations! We've captured Mike Chilton and the Burners! They'll no longer pose a threat to us good citizens.
You did exactly what I'd said you'd do Chilton: you abandoned the people of Motorcity and now I can destroy your beloved sewer once and for all! And I am sure the people down there will learn to embrace the Deluxian lifestyle whether they like it or not.
What are we gonna do? Don't worry.
There's no way they can get through the defense meters.
Those robots are way too big.
Is it okay to worry now?! Yeah.
Now's a good time.
I'm coming guys.
Burners!! You know, I've been looking for you, this is just the sort of special Kane Corp.
moment you wanna share with the people you love Dad!! Let go! Come on, this is fun, Motorcity is ours! Fun? Those people are defenseless! You can't do this! I can do whatever I want!! Now, why don't you stay here while Daddy goes to welcome his guests.
There's still a war going on out there, though not for long.
Kane was right.
I DID abandon them.
I was so caught up in proving him wrong that I left Motorcity totally helpless, Kane knew!! Yeah.
I guess you did Bro.
I always get us in situations like this.
Naah, this situation is WAY worse.
But I know you'll get us out of it.
So get us out, PLEASE! Think, maybe the next time someone says "Turn around" you might wanna, I don't know, turn around? Pretty clear on that now.
Hey, any way you can hack into these pods? I'm on it.
Don't.
go.
anywhere! Shouldn't be a problem.
Okay, huuuh Hey Julie.
Hi Tooley! Hey, our names rhyme! Julie - Tooley! I would love to talk about that right now but - I'm locked out of my pod.
I'm using the latest security code, uh, 98876.
Well there's your problem, you're using the wrong code! There's a new one, came online just before the announcement, it's 7776485what's the number that looks like a Z? It's a 2 Tooley.
Two! That's it! Thanks, gotta go! Hahaha, that walrus is so stupid! Got the prison pod codes! I'm in.
That's great! Here goes Sorry sorry sorry We're running out of time here! I don't know if I can get control over the pods, but I think I might be able to get the forcefield down.
Do it.
Hah! Owe you one Jules, I'll take it from here.
Follow me, boys! Chilton!! It's too late for them! But I'm right herein the flesh! You want to prove you've got the guts to stand toe to toe with me? To take me down? Do it!!! Or run away like you always docoward! I'm not taking the bait this time, Abe! Mikey look out! This is a ridiculous amount of lasers!!! We can't keep this up! Don't tell me what the probability of survival is!! Zero percent!!! We'll see about that! That's it! Everybody pick a robot and drive straight at it! Okay, what now?! Just do what I do! That's right, come and get me! Alright Roth, your turn! Go get'im buddy! Let's play "Find Julie"! I dare you to hit me! Hee-yah! Texaaaas!! I'm wrecked! Me too.
I can still punch but my car won't start.
Aaand, we're still at zero percent.
Did you think about what would happen when there were no robots left to shoot at the last one? Not really.
Chilton!!! Let's finish this.
I think Kane wants to talk in private.
Fine by me! You! You ran away from me! I like the weather better down here.
Then stay forever! Crushed inside your precious car! You betrayed me! I think it was the other way around.
I gave you everything!! Yeah, lies, deceit, corruption! Backstabber!! How could you chose this, this SEWER over me?! This isn't about you and me, this is about them! This battle is for Motorcity! Oops! Hey.
You alright? About the Seaweed Slab? No, about the running away stuff.
You said running away was sometimes the right thing to do.
So, when Kane confronted me on his turf, I retreated, and he chased me down here to mine.
I listened to your advice and it worked.
Thanks.
Oh yeah, right, I did say that, didn't I.
and furthermore, I promise that I will be TRIPLING my efforts in our war against the Burners.
And soon, their Motorcity will be no more! I wonder if he'll EVER wake up.
Guys like him NEVER change.
Trust me, you don't know him like I do.
Hey man! She's ready! Anyone up for a ride?