My Girlfriend is a Gumiho (2010) s01e01 Episode Script

Dae Woong! Dae Woong! Woong! Dae Woong! Oh, right, right.
Oh, oh yeah.
Oh, what? I can't hear you very well.
Oh, ahhhh.
Dae Woong.
Oh geez.
Oh, you came? Didn't you see me earlier? I kept calling your name.
Didn't you hear me? I didn't see you.
I was on the phone.
Ahh, that must be.
Unless you wanted to die, you wouldn't have pretended not to see or hear me, right? Of course not.
I want to live.
Let's go.
I found something really amazing.
This is my girlfriend.
My incredibly beautiful girlfriend that makes all the other guys jealous.
Hurry up.
What is it this time? Where are we going? Today is really a special day.
What kind of day? Woong, at this restaurant, they just caught a cow.
Today, I want to eat a freshly-caught cow.
Beef again? You can't! Mi Oh, I really have no money.
It can't be beef today.
It can't? Then, I'm going to want to eat you.
How tasty.
This isn't just talk.
Fox, fox, what are you doing? I'm eating.
What dish? A Dae Woong dish.
Is it dead or alive? It's alive! Dae Woong, I gotta eat a cow, so I don't eat you up! My girlfriend, who wants to eat me up, is a gumiho.
Episode 1 Am I cool? You're cool, totally cool! Put me down quickly.
It hurts.
Ah, okay! Let him down, let him down! Ow! Hey, I must totally be an action god! The wire can't follow my movements.
When you just glance at it, doesn't it look like I'm flying? Um, yeah.
Is the ice cream good? Should I order some chicken too? Yeah, sure.
But, just 'cause we put it on the internet, do you think you can become a UCC star? [Korean YouTube.]
What if, instead, you do some martial arts dance, and Star King! How about being on Star King? That's for the general public.
I'm going to debut as a celebrity soon and that wouldn't be good for my image.
That's true.
Let's do it one more time.
Oh, Noona! Are you at school now? I'll be right there.
Just count to a hundred.
I gotta go.
Hey.
Noona.
Dae Woong.
Moonlight Swordsman Then, you're going to audition for this movie too? I got to the final cut.
They say with the number of candidates, the odds are like 150 to 1.
But I think the actual competition looks more like 2 or 3 guys.
That's great! I'm so proud of you, little Dae Woong.
You won't be able to just touch me when I'm famous.
So, do it all you want while you can.
Here.
Touch the face, and smack me in the shoulder.
Shall I hug you once too? I'm already so awe-stricken that I don't think I could hug you.
I'm really going to be so famous that you'll be awe-stricken.
Wait and see.
It'll happen.
I'm done preparing for the audition.
Analyzing this script, I can totally see the character's state.
The subject of a man's professed love.
My heart is hot.
is hot.
Aw, hot! Aw hot! Isn't your audition in 4 days? - Is it okay if your hair is all kinky? - Ah, I didn't think of that.
I better get the neutralizer applied right away.
Dae Woong.
But, are the perms really free here because this is your grandfather's building? Well, basically it's taken as part of the rent.
You can eat at and enjoy all the shops in the building if you drop Dae Woong's name.
I'm going to have to be close friends with you.
Ay 3 of us.
Oh! Oh! Grandpa! You punk.
I heard you came to get free hair styling again.
And you even brought your friends.
Ay, Grandfather, what do you mean free? I was going to pay.
I have money.
Money? That money wouldn't be the tuition money I gave you, would it? Uh, tuition? The school called letting me know that I hadn't paid the tuition.
What did you do with the tuition money I gave you? Ah, I put it in the account and forgot all about it.
As soon as my hair is done, I'll go and pay it immediately.
Where do you think you're going? I heard you bought a motorcycle with that money.
Your aunt told me everything.
Where have you hidden the motorcycle? Okay, all right, I'll hand over the motorcycle.
I will.
I will.
Let's go then.
Just a second, just a second, Grandpa.
I gotta neutralize.
My hair.
If I leave it like this, it will get kinky.
Kinky? Forget kinky? I just want to shave it all off, you punk.
Okay.
I get it, so please just let go.
Who says I'm not going? Let me just neutralize my hair first.
Seriously, if this gets totally kinky, are you going to take responsibility? Yes, Grandfather, please let him put on the neutralizer.
If it gets too late, he will get completely kinky.
Go and put on that neutralizer or fertilizer or whatever it is, you punk.
Okay.
Cha Dae Woong! Aye, what about my hair? I'll have to find a salon.
5572, 5572! Please pull over.
5572! 5572, please pull over to the side of the road! Please just ticket me quickly.
I have to get my hair taken care of before I can wear a helmet.
- You'll have to come with me to the station.
- Excuse me? - The motorcycle has been reported missing.
- Excuse me?! I've had this a week I won't try to run away.
Just let me go to a salon.
Or find me some neutralizer.
A lot of time has already passed! I'm going to be movie star.
I have an important audition.
If my hair gets totally kinky, I'll sue the government for damages! Dae Woong.
Aunt! Let's go out.
Your grandfather is waiting for you.
Grandpa? First, go and get your hair unrolled.
Father, you've gone too far this time.
How could you have your one and only grandson jailed for theft of a motorcycle? Still, I let him off easy and released him because he's my grandson.
I tried hard to talk him out of it, but he insisted on acting school, so I sent him.
But, what? He spends his tuition money on a motorcycle?! You're the one who felt sorry for him losing both parents so young, so you spoiled him.
You Just wait and see.
This time, I'm going to really set my mind to it, and make a human out of my grandson.
Grandpa, I'm sorry I'm sorry.
It's all been prepared.
Let's go.
What? Spartan Academy? - Why would I go there? - Get locked up and study.
Then go back to college.
Grandfather! I can't.
I have an audition in a few days! Think of it as enlisting and study.
Come up to Seoul as soon as possible.
You have no choice.
I'm not going.
Aunt, stop the car.
There's no way I'm going.
- Step on it.
- Aunt, don't step on it! Cha Dae Woong! Live locked up until you become a real person! Please come here.
Now this is a painting where a gumiho, who struggled to be a human for hundreds of years, is trapped.
And the Three Gods Grandmother next to her She has a lot of virtues.
As you know, she pairs up all men and women and she sends us the babies! That's the very famous Three Gods Grandmother.
And that gumiho is a fox spirit followed and obeyed the Three Gods Grandmother.
You said she's a gumiho but it doesn't have any tails! Originally, she had all nine tails.
But she was incredibly pretty! That was the problem.
That gumiho came down to the world of humans and wanted to live as a human.
But her unearthly beauty became a problem.
- Lady! - Miss! The civil servants who needed to study stopped their writing.
Lady, please tell me your name.
And the farmers who needed to farm stopped their planting.
And the merchants who needed to sell stopped working.
They were all bewitched by the gumiho and could do nothing at all.
The women couldn't bear to see the men like that and went to the Three Gods Grandmother.
Three Gods Grandmother was in a dilemma and she thought that if she found a husband for the gumiho, the problem would be solved.
So she found a man to be the gumiho's husband.
But the women didn't want to give up their husbands or sons to be husband to the gumiho Excuse me! I heard this gumiho eats men's livers! spread strange rumors about the gumiho.
I heard she's trying to eat a hundred men's livers and become a human! So Three Gods Grandmother cut off all the gumiho's nine tails, and trapped her in this painting, so she could never come out into this world again.
It's unfortunate for that gumiho.
She couldn't get a husband and got locked up.
Why don't you get your tails and come take away my husband? Let's stop making fun of the tailless, husbandless gumiho and go make an offering.
- Yes, Monk.
- Yes! That's strange.
The sausage I put here is gone! You must have dropped it somewhere.
- Temple food is delicious, let's go quickly.
- Yes, yes.
That fake monk! Why did he bring them all here and piss me off again? When he was a young monk, he was cute.
Then he got old and chatters even more.
He doesn't even know and keeps telling someone else's story! It only smells like meat, it's not even real meat.
I want to eat real meat! Why are you doing this, it's embarrassing! I'm not going to run away! You took away my cellphone and wallet! Let me pee by myself! Then take one shoe off.
- Grandfather! - It won't stop you peeing, hop on one foot.
Happy? Go.
I've seen a lot of action movies but never a main character scaling walls on one foot.
It won't work with action.
Cha Dae Woong! Dae Woong! Dae Woong! Dae Woong! What? I'm sorry.
Dae Woong! Dae Woong! Oh my, that punk! You did that? That punk! How am I going to find that punk? - What were you doing? - He didn't come out, father! If he didn't come out then where did he go? If you didn't see him either, where did he go? Cha Dae Woong! Cha Dae Woong! Anyways, I took that land because I didn't want that to happen.
Where is this place? I'm thirsty and hungry and my legs hurt.
Was I too rash in running away? Excuse me? Excuse me? What? Monk, can you give me a ride? Huh, what? Um.
Thank you! Monk, I ate well! Okay.
Sleep in this room.
But there are a lot of people praying nearby, so you need to sleep quietly.
Ah, Monk May I use a phone? Aunt? I'm sorry.
This isn't it either.
I had her number saved, so I can't remember her new number.
4380? Huh? Oh, there's no signal, no signal again.
It keeps losing the signal.
Should I go further out? I'm getting a signal! I'm getting a signal! Hello? Aunt? I'm sorry.
Oh, the battery's almost out.
It has to be 2380.
Please be it, please be it.
Oh my god.
My liver almost fell out.
Hello? Can you hear my voice? I can hear it well.
I'm Dae Woong, is it you, Aunt? Phew, you can hear me well.
- I'm sorry.
- Wait! Keep listening to me.
Huh? Why? Who are you? I finally got through.
I have something to talk to you about.
Are you trying to phone date with a wrong number? I'm busy.
I'm not interested.
You're a young man! You're cuter with your hat off.
Does this get video chat? This The battery's dead.
But why does it still work? Hello? Why are you calling me? I'm still watching you.
Are you looking for me? You won't be able to see me.
No! Keep listening.
If you run away, I'll get angry.
Why are you doing this to me? There's something you need to do for me.
Come in here.
Come in.
You see the painting in front of you, right? Yes.
A grandmother and a dog.
It's not a dog, it's a fox.
I'm sorry! The fox in the drawing has no tails.
Draw tails on the fox.
Nine of them.
Nine? Yes, nine.
Draw quickly.
But if I scribble on this kind of cultural property, I'll get arrested! - Don't worry about it and draw! - Yes.
Draw quickly! Quickly, quickly, quickly! There, the Three Gods! Go to the Three Gods! What happened? The fox! The fox has disappeared! How could this happen? Hey.
Hey.
Are you dead? You're really hurt.
Do you feel like you're going to die? You drew my tails so I won't let you die.
If I save him, he'll be very useful.
What the? Why am I hung up here? I fell down the hill yesterday while I was running away, but I'm fine.
You woke up? She's pretty! The boar tried to eat you, so I put you up there so he couldn't.
Come down now.
Who are you? I'm me.
You don't remember? - Who? - You don't remember talking to me yesterday? When? You're even cuter in the bright light.
I'm not interested.
You're a young man! You're cuter with your hat off.
Go away, ghost! Ghost, I shun thee! I'm not a ghost.
True, a ghost wouldn't come out in the bright daylight.
She's a person.
Do I really look like one? Was there really a drawing here? Of course.
It was always here, but it suddenly disappeared! It doesn't look like there are any signs of being deliberately rubbed out.
That dog has been barking fiercely since earlier.
He's a Sapsal dog that we've been raising in the temple, but he's been barking like that since last night.
By the way, a young man stopped by last night.
It seems like he came into the Three Gods Temple.
Then could he have done this? There are no signs of human touch.
I'm not suspecting him, I'm worried.
Yesterday's incident was all a prank.
You watched me while hiding and played a prank? I thought you were a phone ghost, do you know how surprised I was? Seriously I have nothing to say.
I thought I needed to scare you to get you to draw the tails.
Right, the tails! Hey, I scribbled on temple art because of you! It looked really old.
What do I do now? You made me do it, so you take responsibility.
Go explain yourself at the temple.
- I don't want to go to that temple.
- Of course you don't.
Then why'd you make me scribble on the painting? I was trying to leave! I was caught by Grams and I've been locked up in there way too long.
Figures.
You were locked up because you're a troublemaker.
I knew it.
Your grandmother locks you up in a temple? I have a similar grandfather, so I understand your situation, but you can't pull that kind of prank and run away! It was so frustrating! How long were you locked up? Five hundred years.
- Five hundred years? - Yeah.
I was caught by Three Gods Grandmother, and I was locked up for over five hundred years! Your grandmother is Three Gods Grandmother? Then who are you? I'm a gumiho.
Gumiho? So that's why you told me to draw nine tails? Yeah.
I escaped thanks to you.
But I helped you too.
The reason you're not hurting is because of the fox bead I put in there.
You You You're crazy! I'm going crazy.
So I listened to a crazy girl and did crazy stuff? She's sick so she won't have to take responsibility.
I'm going to have to take all the blame! You don't believe me! You're alive because of me.
I'm going to die because of you.
If you're crazy, stick a flower in your hair to show it! Why are you pretending to be normal? You said you're a gumiho, right? Then keep your tails with you or something! You can't see them now.
You can see them when the moon comes out.
Moon? I'm going crazy.
I'll show you when the moon comes out.
I see you scare easily, so don't get scared! I'm so scared! How much crazier will you get when the moon comes out? Where are you going? I'm going to Seoul.
You go over there.
Don't follow me.
Go over there.
Shoo! That boar is over there.
He's going straight to the boar.
Now she's not following me.
Why is she feeling up someone else's body? Where should I go? What's that? It's a boar! What do I do about her? He has come.
Run! It's a boar! I must have lost my mind then How can I leave you? I only love you I'm really sorry Only my tears fall I must have lost my mind then How can I leave you? I miss you so I miss you Please forgive me I must have lost my mind It's not following anymore, right? You don't hear anything, right? It hasn't left yet.
- It's rustling around over there.
- Shh! Then let's wait quietly.
Now go back to the temple.
And there are boars on the mountain, don't wander around.
I'm not scared of boars at all.
Yeah.
How would you know to be scared? Still The world is a scary place.
If you wander around messily like this, people will know how sick you are.
If you meet a bad person, you'll be in big trouble! Come here.
You're quite useful.
I'm glad I saved you.
Yeah.
I'm glad I helped you too.
I feel much better.
Go to the temple and beg the monk not to punish you too much.
I'm leaving.
Be careful.
Did you go everywhere Dae Woong might have gone? Yes.
Why did you say you were going to forcefully lock up a kid that hated it so much? What? Get rid of Dae Woong's motorcycle and pay for his tuition.
That punk will come back after he checks on that.
Wait.
Did I just lose again this time, too? Cha Dae Woong's motorcycle was sick! If I had known this would happen, I would have gotten at least one ride.
Cha Dae Woong rebelled and ran away, he's tougher than I thought! If I rebel and run away too, will I seem tough? Forget it! You'll seem like a delinquent.
Being tough is cool if you've got the looks.
Dae Woong's perm might have made his hair look like curly ahjumma hair.
Would he still be cool? Curly? It must be so cute! If he ran away to me, I could hide him.
You have to tell me if he contacts you.
- Hello.
- Welcome.
You suffered a lot coming this far.
- It seems he's calmed down now.
- Really? I'm sorry for making you come so far.
He was acting so wildly.
I was worried he caught a bad disease or something.
He's the precious Sapsal dog that you gave us.
I happened to have some business to handle so I was coming nearby.
But did something happen in the temple last night? The drawing of the fox in the painting suddenly disappeared.
Does that mean it disappeared or does it mean it was erased? I guess you could say it ran away.
I even made the Sapsal dog watch it.
But it ran away.
Someone must have helped it.
Who was it? That necklace was expensive, how could he only give me 200,000 won? She followed me here! I'd already guessed it would, but the world has really changed a lot.
She really is very pretty.
Hello? Yes, that's HanGong University's Drama Department Office, right? Yes, I'm Class of '09, Cha Dae Woong.
I would just like to check if my tuition has been paid.
Yes, Cha Dae Woong.
Yes, I'll wait.
I'm rushing back to prepare for my audition, but I feel uncomfortable about her.
Forget it! What does she know about me to possibly rat me out? Ah yes! The tuition was paid? Thank you! It's been taken care of.
Now I can just go and eat comfortably.
Hey! Why do you keep following me? - Take me to eat too.
- What? Buy me some meat.
I haven't eaten meat once since I was trapped in the temple.
I want to eat meat so much.
Especially cow.
I want to eat cow so much.
Miss Gumiho? You and I don't even know each other.
While we're both sane, let's part nicely.
Goodbye.
Buy me some cow, Dae Woong! You How do you know my name? You said you're HanGong University's Drama Department, Class of '09.
Cha Dae Woong.
You have incredible hearing.
I was pretty far away but you heard that? Because I'm a gumiho.
Figures.
What you lack here must be made up for by other senses.
I bought you this meat, so you can't ever tell anyone at the temple about me.
You can't tell anyone that I'm a gumiho either.
If you do, you'll die.
Then we've promised each other.
Whoever tells is in big trouble.
I can't wait! No, I can't.
This isn't human-like.
You're a gumiho.
Then you should eat raw meat, why are you trying to cook it? I'm pretty human-like.
- I've worked really hard to be a human.
- I see.
My grandfather's always telling me to become more human too.
Avoid raw meat and become human.
That's really easy.
It's not easy.
It's not easy at all to become a human.
It's all done! Is it good? It must have been hard for someone who loves meat like you to get treatment in a temple.
Should I call your home? Where are your parents? I don't have anything like that.
I don't have anyone.
You don't have parents either? Because I'm not a person.
Right.
You said you're a gumiho, right? How can I have a serious conversation with this girl? Hey! You ate all the meat? She's trying to eat all the meat by herself.
Give me my meat! Eat it and get lost.
I'm going to the bathroom.
News? The person that temple is desperately looking for She's at Dongbo Charcoal Galbi, right now.
[beef ribs.]
I bought her meat and I contacted the temple.
I've done all my duty as a human.
That's right.
I still feel bad.
But it's a temple.
How harsh can they be to a crazy girl who scribbled a little bit? They said this is the bathroom, but where is Cha Dae Woong? Why is there a chair in each room? It's not a chair, it's a well.
It's really white and pretty! The well looks pretty, but the water's not very clean.
My meat! My meat! The well ate my meat! I'll get it out.
Monk, you're here? Now, now, now.
It's the fake monk! I'll have to hide.
The man's description seems like the young man you described.
He must have been here.
Yes, he came with a pretty woman friend.
Hah, how can a man and woman be friends? A woman? He was alone yesterday.
He must have gotten in touch with his girlfriend and left.
Then he must have borrowed this to call her.
Monk, I'll get going to Seoul now.
Okay, okay.
I'll fix that cellphone for you in Seoul.
I'm always grateful to you.
- Then - Yes.
If I fix this, I'll find a clue to find it.
Do you need to find another lost pet? It's a bit scary to call a pet.
It could be dangerous.
What's that? It's a type of mutant animal.
Cha Dae Woong's smell is coming from there! I should follow him quickly.
It's that same thing! The water's bubbly! This is the first time I've had such amazing water since I had fur on my tails.
What the heck does it look like? I haven't seen it yet either.
But it will be really pretty.
Enough to bewitch someone.
Yeah, Byung Soo.
If Dae Woong contacts you, call me immediately.
Okay.
Bye.
Where did Dae Woong go? I must have worried too much, my stomach's not well.
Why is this happening? Oh my! What if someone gets in? - It doesn't look good on me.
- I said it looks good on me.
I'll definitely buy it next time.
What's that rotten smell? I'm sorry.
I'm not feeling well.
Thank you.
No problem.
She's cute.
The country has good air but the sun is too strong.
I'll have to get some treatment in Seoul.
Sir, please give me your ticket.
You need to give me two.
Huh? You have to give me the one for the woman next to you.
- Why are you here? - I have to go with you.
I said I was going to Seoul, so you followed me to the bus terminal? I followed your scent.
You have the green tea that fake monk likes in that bag.
Give me some too.
And there's a lump that smells like meat and strawberries too! Have you been following me and watching me? You saw what I've been buying and eating? I followed your scent.
Why did you follow me? I like you.
I'm going to follow you.
You were pretending to be crazy in order to follow me, right? You catch people off guard by saying crazy things, then cling to them? I've seen a lot of girls lie in order to seduce men, but this is the first time I've seen a woman pretend to be crazy.
It's new.
It's fresh, but it's a bit frightening.
It's scary.
You're like a stalker.
I didn't lie.
Then you're really a gumiho? Yeah.
You're a nine-tailed gumiho who seduces men to bewitch them? And then you eat their livers and insides, that kind of gumiho? I saved you.
If I take out the bead I gave you, you'll die.
She keeps acting like she's crazy! Then Miss Mi Ho I'm going so find me by my scent.
And when the moon comes out, show me your tails.
Oh and take back the bead.
Then I'll believe you.
Then I'll follow you.
I'll find you and make you believe.
Then you'll die.
Is she really crazy? It's you guys Why are you running so quickly? Here.
Your aunt said to give it to you if I saw you.
And she said not to come home until she calms down your grandfather.
Stay in the acting school's night guard's room.
I'll tell my dad so stay as long as you'd like.
I'll go get the key.
Do I have to stay here? Aunt should have gotten me a hotel room.
Aw, it smells.
Dae Woong, what's wrong with your back? - What about my back? - Where did you get hurt like this? This is really bad.
- When did this happen? - This is almost bone-deep.
- It really doesn't hurt? - No, it doesn't hurt.
I rolled down a mountain yesterday.
Is that what it's from? But why doesn't it hurt? The reason you're not hurting is because of the fox bead I put in there.
No way.
No way.
- What she said doesn't make sense.
- Why? What who said? Come here.
I met a weird girl today.
But she said she was a gumiho.
Gumiho? Yeah.
She said she saved me and that she's a gumiho.
Oh, I promised not to tell.
I said if I tell, I'll die.
Hey.
If she's a gumiho, you really can't tell.
In the old folktales, the gumiho said, "Don't tell anyone you saw me".
But the man told, "I saw a gumiho" and she comes to eat his liver.
- There was a story like that? - Hey.
It's common knowledge.
I brought the key.
I'm going to work.
Sleep well.
Hey Stay a bit longer.
Then, I'll stay a bit longer.
Stay where? Your father will worry if you're late.
Let's go.
Dae Woong, watch your liver.
You Hey, don't turn off the lights when you leave.
I'll find you and make you believe.
Then you'll die.
It's scary for no reason.
Let's not think about nonsense.
I'll tire myself out and go to sleep quickly.
Why did this roll back? It must have bounced off a wall.
Why are those rolling by themselves? She came.
She really came.
You really found me.
I told you.
That I can find you.
It was a bit difficult.
You're pretty awesome.
I told you I'm a gumiho.
The moon is about to come out.
I told you I'd show you when the moon comes out.
Moon? You have nine tails.
Because I'm a gumiho.
Now give me my bead back.
Main Translators: meju, serendipity Spot translators: karened, munchinghippo Timer: gleemonex Editor/QC: reluctantbutaddicted Coordinators: mily2, aylink Am I that easy? Why me, why? Why did I get caught? Why? Why? Yeah I'm a gumiho.
Watch your liver.
First, I have to survive.
How to get rid of her.
It'll show up if I look for it.
If she's with Cha Dae Woong, she'll be easy to catch.
It'll end more dully that I thought.
Then is there nothing you're scared of or dislike? - Water.
- Water? Water.
- Am I that scary? - You might want to eat me.
Can I really eat you? I was going to spare you.
Then spare me.
Please.
Doo Hong.
Did you wait long? I'm so embarrassed for having expectations.
Are you looking for something for your husband? I gave you my most precious thing.
Think of it as taking responsibility for your actions.
You're mine.
You're completely bewitched by that girl.
Am I crazy? I was just going to live with her a while.
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