Noah's Arc (2005) s01e01 Episode Script
My One Temptation Part 1
Noah's Arc So guys still you do not understand what is happening in movie with Eddie tomorrow, right? I know that he married So bitch, when watching the movie? I mean that if you break your neck with these skates, while I'm here.
So what do we do? - Noah? Of course I'll help you, Chance.
Look at it, why offer to have these skates, to make your crush.
Actually I suggested it.
I thought it would be fun.
Fun? Whore! Do not hate! Noah? How is the boy? Wade, what are you doing here? Man, I love the beach.
I come at least once a week.
That's cool.
Well, glad to see you.
Wade these are my best friends in the world.
- Chance.
- I'm married, I'm married - Alex.
- Hey Wade! - A married too! - Married but not dead.
Will you shut up? - And this is Ricky.
- My card.
My GSM is back.
- Call me anytime.
- Thanks.
Well glad to see you.
Be careful with these things.
To see you later? The usual place? The usual place? It just is .
.
cafe where we write.
Oh to write! He also scripted.
We met a few weeks ago in the company of writers and We go out several times.
No big deal.
As no big deal, then why do not you tell us about it? Apparently it like, right? - Ouuuuu ! - It's straight? Obviously.
Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Guest Star GREGARI KATE Guest Star Jonathan Julian Guest Star Reynaldo Rey Senior Producer Patty LONG Wow, Wade! This should be a truck! I hope not compensate for other things.
No, I drive it because it is so impressive.
Very good.
This car has to cost a fortune.
All this for a film with Will Smith? I told you man, Hollywood is crazy.
Write a script for a hit film and the studio will grab.
I have completed two new projects for the past three weeks.
Wow, you must watch these movies.
- When out on DVD? - After several months, but I have a copy.
We can watch it in the studio tomorrow night.
- Really? Private cinema? - Yeah, man.
And also want to show you one of the study.
Well, this is the only studio films but great.
So, I like your expression.
I just think we make them a little appropriateness.
Can one of the characters is gay.
As a partner, perhaps.
Why are you smiling? You always want to do make gay.
So? We must work to define depending on sexuality.
You write about black people.
Not to attribute to his work by race? I also write about white characters.
I also write about straight characters.
I always try to follow my passions.
Fortunately.
But also, You get thousands of dollars by writing scripts, and so but I do not get.
You like white girls, huh? I like all girls.
What is the most beautiful woman in the world? Halle Berry! Person body can play with my huge balls anytime.
Very fun! She's cute but not much.
So, if you're straight, will you throw it? Yes, probably But .
.
What about you? What Ill do if you were ? - Gay? - I know! Yeah, right.
This is your territory.
What is the most beautiful boy? I think I'm torn between Vin Diesel and LL.
You like big prisoners with muscles, huh? Who does not like? If I had to choose your boy would be great type with a big "cock".
It would maintain a body tight.
With a monkey ass and long hair.
Something I can keep it.
So you want to poraztapchem? Yes dance? Let's see uh, um, On Friday it is hunting for boys.
On Saturday grab one.
"Mandigo" is set for Monday.
/ Mandigo = big black dick / "Mandigo" on Monday? Then it on Wednesday Metrosexual party.
I am free on Wednesday.
Let's check it.
I will take my car.
Want something? Uh, yeah ice coffee.
Covered with cream.
And I also like it.
Wade has a brother? His mother sang in the choir.
His favorite song was - Wade in the water.
" / Wade in the water / Okay, guys, boxes are color-coded.
Please arrange them in the same order academic things going over there.
And are you sure he is straight? Absolutely.
Here it is again, never learned.
Those are there for slavery, American Classics by blue-label cartons.
- Oh will help you.
- Thanks, Trey.
My husband is big and strong.
- Right? - Yes, Alex.
Ah, Eddie, no! Not so with the box.
These are my special dishes of Fornoseti, please hold the box below.
Thank you.
And it opened, just put it in the kitchen will find the place later.
- Yes, Steve.
- Well, Van.
Okay, this is what goes inside.
Then take business matters and put into storage while we do not sort by shelf.
- Well, see you later.
- Okay.
I look forward to celebrating his first night in new home.
- You baby? - Yes, Daddy.
To enter.
Little Idzhi is so cute! - Of course it is not 4 years? - 3 years is for the tenth time, her name is Kenya.
I think it's so romantic to have a family now! Immediately cease to be gay when you call this child.
You know Ricky? Monogamy is not the word.
No, but it's boring.
And, excuse me? Trey and I have a relationship of 7 years and we are monogamous, boredom and nothing.
Trust me! You'll need and Trey 2d.
prior to live together Chance and Eddie had, and 6 months Chance and already has her apartment and has changed his sport because Dear God! Please stop talking about me I is not here.
Do not think you do not know that our courted were fast? But when we know that is correct just know.
Yes, not all wants in life have a sore back, because football sting.
Come on! Just check register and we can go.
- Hey, what up, boss? - Hey, Dwight.
I think you said no T-shirts to work.
- This is not a locker room.
- Well well.
Sorry, boss.
How was work today? For now good.
Can I do anything? Why do not you take a break? Well.
I'll be back.
I did not know that you hired a new boy.
- With this body, ah? - He is a dancer or something.
Spa him? This is against company policy.
Were not against company policy: Michael Diries, Wesley, Giancarlo ? This is a new policy! No sexual relations with employees.
I have not slept with him and do not want.
And that is how long? Because this is a mess.
Before you realize who drop out talk about our shop and how you want our business.
I bet $ 20 that will pass within a week.
- I bet too.
- Me too.
A.
Chance, moved yet? Almost, Mr.
Harris.
Porting today was greater will fill the store anymore.
There is really no place for all my stuff and Eddie.
This is a big step.
Going to live with a new welded husband and daughter.
Are you nervous? Less.
But I feel fine.
You have been here almost 10 years.
Will be the same without you.
I feel like it leaving home.
I suppose I should to take these.
Not! This is yours until the end of months.
Keep them until then.
Give me an excuse to see you again.
He wants to walk in a gay club? Wait, dear! Be right back.
He's just curious to go to this place.
Uh, it seems strange.
Are you sure that is not gay? I'm sure.
But please, do not tell Ricky and Chance.
You know I'm not a tattletale.
Now I can go back to my husband.
He was lively, but his I removed his hands from me.
Bye.
Chance! Girl, guess Noah, what I said? Hurry, Noah, or projection starts without you.
- Are you ready? - I guess not.
How many times have you seen it? I do not know, ten times.
Well, at least 50 times.
- You're so cute! - Shut up and watch movies.
Come on Kobe, we have two minutes to defuse the bomb or we will be in pieces.
Do you not know this, bitch? I can not do it if you're behind me.
- Cut the blue, Kobe.
- No blue, Josh.
If this pritsakash become fertilizer, dog.
Can not stop to sweat over the bomb? A drop of sweat sufficient electrolyte to close the chain.
- I'm sorry dog! - And stop calling me a dog! Do you need help? Duane! I have a strict policy that prohibits sex with employees.
Then leave! - You can not leave! - Why not? Because you fired.
Ready or not, I come! Damn! Wait! Should exclude security camera.
Ah, let's work.
Cool, eh? Cool, yes, I do not do not go to such films.
- Action movies, but - But you liked it? Yes, like me.
Congratulations Wade, you have to - very proud! - Thanks.
And thanks for showing me your studio film.
He was yak.
Very powerful.
But You liked it? Yes.
I liked.
Little late, eh? Yes, I guess must go home.
You can spend the night here.
If you do not want to drive now.
Where will I sleep? I do not know my bed is quite large.
And do not share with anyone.
No, it does not matter, man.
Better to go home.
I have an early meeting with my agent.
Yes.
Sure.
The fix for Wednesday remains, right? Yes.
So, will you give me this next time? Actually, it was only time and You're hired again Get back to work.
Do not want to say that do not want to repeat? Yes, exactly what I say.
Well.
You lost the bet.
Give me money, bitch.
Technically it was not an employee where Fuck - I win! - Okay! Take our money.
We are morally satisfied we were doing.
You have no intention as regards sex.
How so, if you always want Sex with same person this is good! But if you want to do only with other boys this is bad! Chance, you got BBQ sauce? Where's the BBQ sauce? Because when I put it on, is always good! Which jacket do you wear, Kenya? - Blue.
- Excellent choice.
I was surprised you left in the refrigerator as gratitude that we help with relocation.
Cheesecake! I know how much you like these golden girls from reviews, and they always eat cheesecake, so This is very kindly! Well, that's enough! You two go! Going to be late for ballet hours! Out, out, vaaan! I thought I never would not leave.
Maternal feelings now? Are not native but have no adaptation period when you go and accept a new connection.
Nobody said that Monogamy is easy.
Oh, or as I like to call it: one-sided view.
Nothing kills your relationship faster.
Chance, you got a Saccharin, dear? / Sexy male booty dot com / Ricky, I know I tired to straightened my laptop to my husband.
Waiting to finish scanning of viruses.
Passive bubbling ass! I need an active farmer to plow my levels.
Cool! What happened to romance? Did not go to meetings anymore? When was the last time - Trey harvested your crop? - Yes! Precisely! To be fair, Ricky, they live together for 7 years.
There are always delays sex during that time.
Stop all this! Why you should always try defined in our sex life? If you do not know I think this is just jealous! Your nickname is: Big Daddy? Not Alias is your man: Big Daddy.
This is his laptop remember? There's even a photo.
Mmmmmmm .
.
You did not know about that? Of course, you know, we There are no secrets between them.
Speaking of secrets, Noah How is Wade? He still wants to know, "exit" of the muscle bar on Wednesday night? - You told them? - No big surprise you know I can not keep secrets.
No big deal.
He just want to verify it, went with me.
Now you come up with this boy for some time.
Do not you showed up with something, it might be gay? Like what? As things are in his apartment.
There are probably many clues there.
I've never been in his apartment.
But will take him to go to the club.
Perfect! Be sure and look little shelves.
View his dirty laundry.
Yes, there is truth.
If you have to resort to sluhtene to find a boyfriend then not worth it! How do you know? You have never had a boyfriend.
Get Noah even the shower.
I feel comfortable Be right back.
I do not snoop! I - no - yes - snoop! - Hello? - OK.
Let's say you want to snoop.
What exactly do I search? Signs of gay identity.
Start with the photos.
Are there pictures in a frame? If any pictures most men with shirts you are? No.
Most are married.
Although here is a Wade with a girl.
Kind of freedom.
Ugh! Not good.
Well.
Are there video tapes or DVD? We are looking for porn.
There is no better detector of gay porn collection.
Most are action with whip physical comedy, Oh! Wizard! - Yes, it's pretty gay! - Forget it! Where's the porn? Oh! I found one of them! A doggy style Big black ass.
Men and women have to cover? Women.
Women, but dog!? Is not convincing.
Any books? - My personal story of Mohammed Ali.
- Hetero.
- "Fight the Power", Chuck T.
- Oh, God! Hetero.
- Walk in the nature of Dennis Rodman.
- Oh gay! Restore Health Terry Miller.
Mmm, so is difficult.
- Either he is gay - Or is it straight and they are used for breakfast.
This does not help at all.
And what a CD-s? - There Snoop - Hetero.
- Hetero.
- Di MSC.
- Hetero.
Busta Rhymes, Biyonsey, Wil Smith - Hetero.
- Gay.
Bisexual.
Janet Mariah Whitney Diana Ross! Tink, tink, tink.
We have a winner! Found something interesting? Fan on Diana Ross? Yes, she is my darling.
One of my former girlfriends left him there.
You can get it if you want.
Oh .
.
Thanks! Ready to party?
So what do we do? - Noah? Of course I'll help you, Chance.
Look at it, why offer to have these skates, to make your crush.
Actually I suggested it.
I thought it would be fun.
Fun? Whore! Do not hate! Noah? How is the boy? Wade, what are you doing here? Man, I love the beach.
I come at least once a week.
That's cool.
Well, glad to see you.
Wade these are my best friends in the world.
- Chance.
- I'm married, I'm married - Alex.
- Hey Wade! - A married too! - Married but not dead.
Will you shut up? - And this is Ricky.
- My card.
My GSM is back.
- Call me anytime.
- Thanks.
Well glad to see you.
Be careful with these things.
To see you later? The usual place? The usual place? It just is .
.
cafe where we write.
Oh to write! He also scripted.
We met a few weeks ago in the company of writers and We go out several times.
No big deal.
As no big deal, then why do not you tell us about it? Apparently it like, right? - Ouuuuu ! - It's straight? Obviously.
Noah Daryl Stefans ALEX Rodney Chester RIKI Christian Vincent Chance Doug Spiarmen Wade Jensen Atwood environment Noah / b Guest Star GREGARI KATE Guest Star Jonathan Julian Guest Star Reynaldo Rey Senior Producer Patty LONG Wow, Wade! This should be a truck! I hope not compensate for other things.
No, I drive it because it is so impressive.
Very good.
This car has to cost a fortune.
All this for a film with Will Smith? I told you man, Hollywood is crazy.
Write a script for a hit film and the studio will grab.
I have completed two new projects for the past three weeks.
Wow, you must watch these movies.
- When out on DVD? - After several months, but I have a copy.
We can watch it in the studio tomorrow night.
- Really? Private cinema? - Yeah, man.
And also want to show you one of the study.
Well, this is the only studio films but great.
So, I like your expression.
I just think we make them a little appropriateness.
Can one of the characters is gay.
As a partner, perhaps.
Why are you smiling? You always want to do make gay.
So? We must work to define depending on sexuality.
You write about black people.
Not to attribute to his work by race? I also write about white characters.
I also write about straight characters.
I always try to follow my passions.
Fortunately.
But also, You get thousands of dollars by writing scripts, and so but I do not get.
You like white girls, huh? I like all girls.
What is the most beautiful woman in the world? Halle Berry! Person body can play with my huge balls anytime.
Very fun! She's cute but not much.
So, if you're straight, will you throw it? Yes, probably But .
.
What about you? What Ill do if you were ? - Gay? - I know! Yeah, right.
This is your territory.
What is the most beautiful boy? I think I'm torn between Vin Diesel and LL.
You like big prisoners with muscles, huh? Who does not like? If I had to choose your boy would be great type with a big "cock".
It would maintain a body tight.
With a monkey ass and long hair.
Something I can keep it.
So you want to poraztapchem? Yes dance? Let's see uh, um, On Friday it is hunting for boys.
On Saturday grab one.
"Mandigo" is set for Monday.
/ Mandigo = big black dick / "Mandigo" on Monday? Then it on Wednesday Metrosexual party.
I am free on Wednesday.
Let's check it.
I will take my car.
Want something? Uh, yeah ice coffee.
Covered with cream.
And I also like it.
Wade has a brother? His mother sang in the choir.
His favorite song was - Wade in the water.
" / Wade in the water / Okay, guys, boxes are color-coded.
Please arrange them in the same order academic things going over there.
And are you sure he is straight? Absolutely.
Here it is again, never learned.
Those are there for slavery, American Classics by blue-label cartons.
- Oh will help you.
- Thanks, Trey.
My husband is big and strong.
- Right? - Yes, Alex.
Ah, Eddie, no! Not so with the box.
These are my special dishes of Fornoseti, please hold the box below.
Thank you.
And it opened, just put it in the kitchen will find the place later.
- Yes, Steve.
- Well, Van.
Okay, this is what goes inside.
Then take business matters and put into storage while we do not sort by shelf.
- Well, see you later.
- Okay.
I look forward to celebrating his first night in new home.
- You baby? - Yes, Daddy.
To enter.
Little Idzhi is so cute! - Of course it is not 4 years? - 3 years is for the tenth time, her name is Kenya.
I think it's so romantic to have a family now! Immediately cease to be gay when you call this child.
You know Ricky? Monogamy is not the word.
No, but it's boring.
And, excuse me? Trey and I have a relationship of 7 years and we are monogamous, boredom and nothing.
Trust me! You'll need and Trey 2d.
prior to live together Chance and Eddie had, and 6 months Chance and already has her apartment and has changed his sport because Dear God! Please stop talking about me I is not here.
Do not think you do not know that our courted were fast? But when we know that is correct just know.
Yes, not all wants in life have a sore back, because football sting.
Come on! Just check register and we can go.
- Hey, what up, boss? - Hey, Dwight.
I think you said no T-shirts to work.
- This is not a locker room.
- Well well.
Sorry, boss.
How was work today? For now good.
Can I do anything? Why do not you take a break? Well.
I'll be back.
I did not know that you hired a new boy.
- With this body, ah? - He is a dancer or something.
Spa him? This is against company policy.
Were not against company policy: Michael Diries, Wesley, Giancarlo ? This is a new policy! No sexual relations with employees.
I have not slept with him and do not want.
And that is how long? Because this is a mess.
Before you realize who drop out talk about our shop and how you want our business.
I bet $ 20 that will pass within a week.
- I bet too.
- Me too.
A.
Chance, moved yet? Almost, Mr.
Harris.
Porting today was greater will fill the store anymore.
There is really no place for all my stuff and Eddie.
This is a big step.
Going to live with a new welded husband and daughter.
Are you nervous? Less.
But I feel fine.
You have been here almost 10 years.
Will be the same without you.
I feel like it leaving home.
I suppose I should to take these.
Not! This is yours until the end of months.
Keep them until then.
Give me an excuse to see you again.
He wants to walk in a gay club? Wait, dear! Be right back.
He's just curious to go to this place.
Uh, it seems strange.
Are you sure that is not gay? I'm sure.
But please, do not tell Ricky and Chance.
You know I'm not a tattletale.
Now I can go back to my husband.
He was lively, but his I removed his hands from me.
Bye.
Chance! Girl, guess Noah, what I said? Hurry, Noah, or projection starts without you.
- Are you ready? - I guess not.
How many times have you seen it? I do not know, ten times.
Well, at least 50 times.
- You're so cute! - Shut up and watch movies.
Come on Kobe, we have two minutes to defuse the bomb or we will be in pieces.
Do you not know this, bitch? I can not do it if you're behind me.
- Cut the blue, Kobe.
- No blue, Josh.
If this pritsakash become fertilizer, dog.
Can not stop to sweat over the bomb? A drop of sweat sufficient electrolyte to close the chain.
- I'm sorry dog! - And stop calling me a dog! Do you need help? Duane! I have a strict policy that prohibits sex with employees.
Then leave! - You can not leave! - Why not? Because you fired.
Ready or not, I come! Damn! Wait! Should exclude security camera.
Ah, let's work.
Cool, eh? Cool, yes, I do not do not go to such films.
- Action movies, but - But you liked it? Yes, like me.
Congratulations Wade, you have to - very proud! - Thanks.
And thanks for showing me your studio film.
He was yak.
Very powerful.
But You liked it? Yes.
I liked.
Little late, eh? Yes, I guess must go home.
You can spend the night here.
If you do not want to drive now.
Where will I sleep? I do not know my bed is quite large.
And do not share with anyone.
No, it does not matter, man.
Better to go home.
I have an early meeting with my agent.
Yes.
Sure.
The fix for Wednesday remains, right? Yes.
So, will you give me this next time? Actually, it was only time and You're hired again Get back to work.
Do not want to say that do not want to repeat? Yes, exactly what I say.
Well.
You lost the bet.
Give me money, bitch.
Technically it was not an employee where Fuck - I win! - Okay! Take our money.
We are morally satisfied we were doing.
You have no intention as regards sex.
How so, if you always want Sex with same person this is good! But if you want to do only with other boys this is bad! Chance, you got BBQ sauce? Where's the BBQ sauce? Because when I put it on, is always good! Which jacket do you wear, Kenya? - Blue.
- Excellent choice.
I was surprised you left in the refrigerator as gratitude that we help with relocation.
Cheesecake! I know how much you like these golden girls from reviews, and they always eat cheesecake, so This is very kindly! Well, that's enough! You two go! Going to be late for ballet hours! Out, out, vaaan! I thought I never would not leave.
Maternal feelings now? Are not native but have no adaptation period when you go and accept a new connection.
Nobody said that Monogamy is easy.
Oh, or as I like to call it: one-sided view.
Nothing kills your relationship faster.
Chance, you got a Saccharin, dear? / Sexy male booty dot com / Ricky, I know I tired to straightened my laptop to my husband.
Waiting to finish scanning of viruses.
Passive bubbling ass! I need an active farmer to plow my levels.
Cool! What happened to romance? Did not go to meetings anymore? When was the last time - Trey harvested your crop? - Yes! Precisely! To be fair, Ricky, they live together for 7 years.
There are always delays sex during that time.
Stop all this! Why you should always try defined in our sex life? If you do not know I think this is just jealous! Your nickname is: Big Daddy? Not Alias is your man: Big Daddy.
This is his laptop remember? There's even a photo.
Mmmmmmm .
.
You did not know about that? Of course, you know, we There are no secrets between them.
Speaking of secrets, Noah How is Wade? He still wants to know, "exit" of the muscle bar on Wednesday night? - You told them? - No big surprise you know I can not keep secrets.
No big deal.
He just want to verify it, went with me.
Now you come up with this boy for some time.
Do not you showed up with something, it might be gay? Like what? As things are in his apartment.
There are probably many clues there.
I've never been in his apartment.
But will take him to go to the club.
Perfect! Be sure and look little shelves.
View his dirty laundry.
Yes, there is truth.
If you have to resort to sluhtene to find a boyfriend then not worth it! How do you know? You have never had a boyfriend.
Get Noah even the shower.
I feel comfortable Be right back.
I do not snoop! I - no - yes - snoop! - Hello? - OK.
Let's say you want to snoop.
What exactly do I search? Signs of gay identity.
Start with the photos.
Are there pictures in a frame? If any pictures most men with shirts you are? No.
Most are married.
Although here is a Wade with a girl.
Kind of freedom.
Ugh! Not good.
Well.
Are there video tapes or DVD? We are looking for porn.
There is no better detector of gay porn collection.
Most are action with whip physical comedy, Oh! Wizard! - Yes, it's pretty gay! - Forget it! Where's the porn? Oh! I found one of them! A doggy style Big black ass.
Men and women have to cover? Women.
Women, but dog!? Is not convincing.
Any books? - My personal story of Mohammed Ali.
- Hetero.
- "Fight the Power", Chuck T.
- Oh, God! Hetero.
- Walk in the nature of Dennis Rodman.
- Oh gay! Restore Health Terry Miller.
Mmm, so is difficult.
- Either he is gay - Or is it straight and they are used for breakfast.
This does not help at all.
And what a CD-s? - There Snoop - Hetero.
- Hetero.
- Di MSC.
- Hetero.
Busta Rhymes, Biyonsey, Wil Smith - Hetero.
- Gay.
Bisexual.
Janet Mariah Whitney Diana Ross! Tink, tink, tink.
We have a winner! Found something interesting? Fan on Diana Ross? Yes, she is my darling.
One of my former girlfriends left him there.
You can get it if you want.
Oh .
.
Thanks! Ready to party?