Olivia Attwood's Bad Boyfriends (2024) s01e01 Episode Script
Episode 1
1
It's 45 degrees.
I'm wearing 12-centimetre heels
and silk hot pants
that are now so far inside me,
it would take a surgeon
to remove them.
MAN: Olivia,
they're ready for you now.
Right. Well, I'll be going, then.
Wish me luck.
'I'm Olivia Attwood.
'A few years ago, I walked into
the world's most famous villa
'with just one thought
on my mind'
Oh, my God.
'..Revenge.
'I wanted to get back at my
ex bad boyfriend, Bradley Dack.
'And'
SCREAMING
'..it worked.
'In a world of temptation,
just one click away,
'my DMs have been flooded with
fed-up girls wanting to know
'how to train their boyfriends.
'Now I'm going to attempt to help
'eight long-suffering girlfriends
reform their problem partners.'
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
'The flirts.'
You're an attractive woman.
'Man children.'
ALL: The boys.
'Commitment phobes.'
What's your actual reason
for not wanting to get married?
'And cheaters.' How many girls
have you slept with since we met?
And you are still counting.
Oh, my God.
SHE SCREAMS
'In this unique
relationship competition,
'these boyfriends
will be taken back to basics.'
What do you think of Bro-zone,
your new digs?
That's jank.
Nah, you ain't got no chance, mate.
'They will be tested.'
So, that's wrong.
BUZZER
THEY LAUGH
Are you prepared to hand over
your phone to your girlfriend?
I'll take that phone, babe.
This is bad.
I don't know how much longer
I'm gonna do this.
'They'll be tempted'
Have you got a girlfriend?
No comment.
Why would you do this?
'..and hopefully transformed.'
It's a massive wake-up call for me.
There's only one way
I can prove to you. Yes.
And that's by doing it.
'All in the pursuit
of a happy ending.'
Love you.
I love you.
'What could possibly go wrong?'
She grabbed your dick.
I don't remember that.
Is that how you're moving?
You don't remember that?
What is happening?
SHE SCREAMS
Talking absolute bullshit.
Talking bullshit?
It's not bullshit.
Girls, brace yourself.
It's time for the boys to test you.
I'm dreading this.
To all my new girlfriends
and our bad, bad boyfriends.
ALL: Cheers.
'So how do you get
eight bad boyfriends
'onto a reality competition
to mend their ways,
'especially when they think
they've done nothing wrong?
'Sign them up to a made-up show
'and find a willing host
who just so happens to be free.'
How are you?
Oh, my God.
You look lovely.
Thank you.
You're about to go out there
and be my fake host of my fake show.
Brotopia.
The search for Britain's
manliest man.
I've got this.
# You got me in love again #
And what unreal reality TV show
would be complete
without the obligatory swanky villa?
Cue the first
of our gullible boyfriends.
Come on.
Oh, here we go.
Let's go, baby.
Talk about luxury.
Don't mind if I do.
Man.
Cheers to this.
Yeah.
Bring it on, Brotopia.
'I'm competitive. I'm fun.
'I just wanna make sure I win.'
Tell you what, that looks inviting,
doesn't it?
I do get on better
with boys than girls,
cos when I get on with girls,
it tends to lead into sex.
Task wise,
what are you expecting?
Bro, I don't even know.
I hope it's drinking.
We can be friends. We can be cool.
But when it comes
to the competition,
when people think Brotopia, they're
gonna think of me, and that's it.
Look at the view and everything,
man. This Now, this is paradise.
What goes on in Brotopia
stays in Brotopia.
Unless the cameras catch it.
HE LAUGHS
MAN: Hello, hello, hello?
Anybody home? Oh, look at this.
THEY GREET EACH OTHER
I'm gonna be the UK's number-one
bro because I'm competitive,
I've got the looks,
I've got the charm.
'I do get quite a bit of attention
from girls at parties,
'lads' holidays.'
It's all in the eyes and the quiff,
and the quiff works every time.
Do you know what?
I've never been on a lads' holiday.
No?
Never. Never, never, never.
They think they're
on a lads' holiday.
You are not on a lads' holiday.
The view's mad though, innit?
'I think I was born for Brotopia.
I have to win.'
I don't know what second best is,
all I know is first place,
and I know I'm gonna be there.
I've done little lads' getaways
and stuff like that,
but a proper lads' holiday?
I haven't done a heavy one
like that yet.
What's happening?
THEY GREET EACH OTHER
I'm 100% gonna be
the alpha male in Brotopia.
A lot of guys are just too soft
these days.
I'll never let any woman put me
under the thumb.
I'm always gonna be a lad's lad.
What do you want off this?
Few drinks? Out partying?
Yeah.
I'm strong, I'm fit, I'm athletic.
I definitely say
I'm a man that gets what I want.
RUBEN: You're not gonna grab one?
I don't drink. No alcohol.
You don't drink?
No alcohol. No.
I know, it's a bit weird.
More for us, then, mate.
I'm the kind of guy that don't stop
until they get what they want.
That's what I'm gonna do.
People tend to think that I'm full
of myself, but it's not my fault
I'm just so good at things.
Try to stay out of trouble.
Too many bad examples.
You're looking at him, yeah.
Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
I'm here to basically have
a good time with the lads.
Few drinks, sun. Maybe a bit
of eye candy as well along the way.
I'm an alpha, and I just hope
them other boys are ready,
because I'm here for the win.
'After months
of meticulous planning,
'all eight boyfriends
are now in place,
'ready for their first challenge
with Pete.
'What they don't know
is that their girlfriends
'are on their way to confront them.'
Are you excited?
Oh, yeah, mate.
I've not had a lads' holiday
in years.
I know.
LAUGHTER
Oh, gosh.
It's pretty choppy out there.
I feel like them on this rocky boat
is a good metaphor
for their current relationships.
I hope there's not as much vomit
as there was on my hen-do
cos I'm wearing Chanels.
Everyone sit down.
How are you all?
ALL: Good.
I can't believe you're all here.
Seeing you in the flesh.
You look insane.
Let's get down to it.
You're all here for the same reason.
You've got bad boyfriends.
They're not bad people,
but they are bad boyfriends.
Amen to that.
THEY LAUGH
Your boyfriends all think
they're taking part
in a TV show called Brotopia.
How have you kept this quiet?
He was saying that he's gonna
win money for us.
He was like, "When I get back,
I'll buy us a house if I win."
THEY LAUGH
Mine wasn't doing that.
What was yours doing?
He was like, "If I get back,
I might be too famous for you."
THEY LAUGH
I was like, "All right."
His mum and his nan are both
in on it with me,
so, like,
they have helped me so much.
Tom actually thinks
I'm staying round his nan's.
So he's very up for you doing this?
Oh, yeah. They helped me pack.
None of you think that your
boyfriends have sussed that
He has have no idea.
# I like a bad, bad boy
# You know I like a bad, bad boy
# I like a bad boy #
That's handy because we're about
to take Brotopia up a notch.
SAM: 'I feel good. I feel fit.
I feel stacked, I feel jacked.
'I feel a lot.
I've got this in the bag.'
BAYLEY: 'I'm the bro
that you need to get to know.'
'I think Brotopia can be full
of alpha males,
'but there can only be one
alpha-alpha male.'
And it's gonna be me.
# The bad boy, you can't stop me
# I love bad boys for life. #
Boys, welcome to the manliest show
on TV. This is Brotopia.
So go hard or you'll be going home.
Yes, lads.
In Brotopia, you're gonna be
working against each other in teams.
The Red Devils facing
the Gold Members.
We got this. Yeah. Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
We got this.
Brotopians, your first contest
is Ladiators.
Boys, tops off.
You're gonna need
to thrust your way to glory.
You're gonna need
to pump that rump.
Pump, pump, pump, pump!
OK. That's better.
That's what I wanna see, boys. All
right? More humping, more pumping.
VIKTOR: Yes, sir.
The first match from
the Gold Members is gonna be Sam.
GOLD MEMBERS CLAP
You will be facing,
from the Red Devils,
is gonna be Bayley. Come on, son.
Come on, Bayley.
Let's get down to it,
why you are here.
Why your boyfriends are here.
Let's start with you.
Anya. Talk to me.
So, I have so many issues
with Bayley.
I don't trust him. He didn't
wanna commit when we first met.
And then he said to me,
"I'm going to see Chris Brown
tomorrow in Germany."
And he went with a girl.
Oh, wow.
You're going down, baby.
What are things like
with you right now?
I absolutely love Bayley,
but two weeks ago,
we had a big argument.
I kind of, like, packed my stuff
and left,
and then
So you'd moved out?
..I ended up going back
to his again.
This sounds
like it's a very crunch time.
It's make or break. Yeah.
Are you ready?
PETE WHISTLES
Jordi, what's the
main problem you have with Sam?
I just don't trust him.
There was a night where Sam told me
he was at home in bed
and he was going to sleep.
And then I found out
that he wasn't at home in bed.
He was actually out
on a night out.
When he went in the shower,
I looked at his phone.
I just clicked on the last message,
and it was to his flatmate
at the time,
and there was a message there
saying, "I've got two birds for us."
Oh, my God.
He said, "I've got two birds?"
Yeah. He said it.
SHE SCREAMS
Fucking hell.
He is, like, my best friend,
and I love him to bits.
And I do see a future with him.
But there's gonna be
no future with no trust.
And this really is my last resort.
WHISTLE BLOWS
Bayley wins.
THEY CHEER
Come on!
Maria, give us the tea.
My partner's Viktor. We've been
together for, like, six years,
and he's been telling me he
doesn't wanna get married to me.
And I'm like, "Why? What's
the issue? What's the problem?"
So I really need him
to commit fully to me.
You need some commitment.
He needs to put a ring on it.
That's what he needs to do.
GIRLS CHEER
And then kids. And then a house.
And one step at a time, my angel.
We'll get you that ring.
THEY LAUGH
Tom, Any words for Viktor?
RYAN: Big Vik Energy.
LAUGHTER
Carly, let's move on to Tom.
We've been on and off
for eight years.
But he cheated on me the first
time we were together with a friend.
And then we broke up,
and then we got back together.
And where are you at currently?
He's had his chance. And, yeah,
this is the last one.
One more! One more!
THEY SHOU
That is another win
for the Gold Members.
Viktor, you've won.
Lily, talk to me.
Well, Ruben is a lover boy.
He's way too flirty.
Yeah. The way, like,
his body language.
And, you know, the way he chats.
And it's just
What's the body language?
He'd be licking his lips
before he speaks. No!
I just want to trust him fully,
not have, like, any anxiety,
and not worry about him being flirty
or too charming out there.
It burns my soul.
Absolutely burns my soul.
Let's go, old timer.
Anna, why is Eli here?
He's like my dream man, OK.
Looks, personality.
He's, like, perfect. Ideal.
But as a boyfriend,
he's not perfect.
He's got kind of a bad reputation
with women.
Girls come up to me
and warn me about him.
Most girls I meet around my age
have slept with him, so
I'm hoping we can turn things
around a bit
and I start to feel more confident
in our relationship.
Oh, bless you.
THEY SHOU
RUBEN: Say something!
So, next up, Tom T.
GOLD MEMBERS CHEER
Tom is lazy at home.
When he left, he texted me saying,
"Oh, you can clean my room
or maybe clean my car."
Oh, my God, are you serious?
I'm going out with him.
I'm not being his mum.
Sapphia.
Yeah?
Why did you want to bring Ryan here?
Thing about Ryan is
kind of like Lana, I'm his mother.
I set his alarms for him.
What?
Yeah, like, I check his calendar.
He's very flirty.
I feel like he likes people
fancying him.
He's a music producer.
OK. So it's a lot of, like,
one-on-one sessions
in a dark, cosy room with females.
And we're engaged.
OK.
So before I start actually planning
a wedding and doing all of that,
I want him to be like, "All right,
let's do this as a partnership."
There's two issues here.
You've got a man child. Yeah.
But there's also trust issues.
Yeah.
We have to work on both.
Yeah.
Let's get him sorted.
Come on, Ryan! Come on, now!
PETE: Come on, lads. Let's go.
WHISTLE BLOWS,
CHEERING
Get in. Come on.
Girls, there is a lot
to work on here.
There's a lot to unpack,
but I think we can do it.
There is stuff about these men
that you love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I want us to help each other turn
these bad boyfriends around.
Bros, it's time to confirm
the winners of the first contest,
Ladiators,
were the Gold Members. Three to one.
You have won one point
for your team.
That isn't it for the day, though.
We are gonna be going out tonight.
Oh.
THEY CHEER
Get in there.
Boy's, let's have it.
Have you ever really wanted to know
what your boyfriend behaves like
on a night out?
Yeah!
THEY CHAT,
LAUGHTER
That is my dream!
100%.
Tonight, they're going out
in two teams of four,
and they will compete to put
on the best night out.
But they won't know
that you're there.
Wait, What?
Oh, shut up!
Wait, what?
This is the end before it's begun.
Oh, my God.
You guys are in teams also
Are we?
..as you are sat,
and you will swap and spy
on each other's boyfriends.
GROUP GASPS
What?
So, Maria, Lana, Lily and Jordi,
you are gonna spy
on their boyfriends
I won't let you down, girls.
I got you.
We got you.
..which means Sapphia, Anna,
Carly, Anya,
you will spy on THEIR boyfriends.
LAUGHTER
This will be an opportunity
to see what they behave like
when they're with lads.
What are you looking to test?
Loyalty.
Loyalty?
Yeah, for sure.
Just to see how far
they will push it.
And obviously, they're thinking
they're not gonna tell us.
Which of the girls
do you think he would?
Carly. Carly's, like, Sam's type.
Mine's just any anyone
with a pulse and boobs.
So you're all good. You're all in.
Are you up for it?
ALL: Yes.
Now or never.
Go for it.
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
Can we do this?
ALL: Yes.
LAUGHTER
Bros, there's gonna be
another challenge this evening.
And tonight's one
isn't about strength.
Tonight, it's about business.
I have one club for you
and one for you.
And you are gonna see
who can make the most money
from tips in your teams.
LAUGHTER
The team that makes the most money
this evening will win a point.
Boys, yeah, let's go, let's go.
We got this.
We got this.
Get ready.
All right, come on, boys.
We're going to the strip.
I'm buzzing for this one.
# Am I alive or am I dreaming?
# It's only you that makes me
Feel this way inside #
We're undercover, girls.
We got this.
We're actually
like international spies. Yeah.
OLIVIA: On the strip,
it's the moment of truth
for the girlfriends.
They're undercover and ready to spy
on each other's boyfriends
to see just how far they'll go
to win tips.
We're every girl's dream.
Yeah.
I have always wanted
to go undercover and, like,
spy on boys on their nights out.
We've all got fake names, fake jobs.
My fake name is Aaliyah.
Aaliyah is a air hostess,
which is actually quite hilarious
because I hate being on a plane.
We'll know who they are
when they walk in.
I think so, cos they'll walk in.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Let's do it. Come on.
Oh, this way.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This way.
Here we go.
But the Gold members team
are a man down already,
as Viktor is feeling unwell.
Here they are.
They're here.
MAN: They're gonna cut their hair,
their hair, their hair, their hair.
I can get female attention at times.
'The Irish charm
has not failed me yet.'
CHUCKLES
When the boys came in,
we spotted them straight away
cos they had
these stupid string vest things on,
"Brotopia" written across the back,
so we knew who they were.
So, the game was about to begin.
On the other side of the strip,
the rest of the girls are arriving,
primed and ready.
They don't realise that
we're undercover girlfriends here,
and honestly
LAUGHS
..I feel a bit sinister.
I bloody love it.
ALL: Whoo!
And the Red Devils
aren't far behind.
RYAN: I love female attention.
I can't lie. I'm a good boy now.
I'm actually engaged.
I'm kind of giving it a year,
just so I can make sure
that I'm making the right choice.
Well, I would say I'm about 80-20.
I'm gonna be in trouble.
LAUGHS
WOMAN: They're here. They're here.
OK. That guy's funny, though.
BOTH LAUGH
When we saw the boys walk in
with their vests that said Brotopia,
I can't lie, I burst out laughing.
LAUGHS
Like, Olivia was going full out
to keep this lie up.
With all the boys up and running
and me needing
to keep a low profile,
I've sent Pete
to do the thing he does best.
Check in on his bros.
OK, the thing he does second best.
Hi.
Hi.
Looking at us?
Sure.
It is. Do you want one?
ALL: Yeah.
Right. Want me to get you a shot?
Yeah. Sure.
INDISTINCT CHA
It's so exciting,
like, being in on the secret.
And they're not going
to have a clue who we are.
Like, I've never done anything
like this.
I'm proper excited for it.
The boys believe
their challenge tonight
is about entertaining the punters
in order to win the most tips.
They were with shots, coming over,
and I was thinking,
"Tequila rose. One, I love that."
Follow my lead. I have an idea.
In the other bar,
Ruben's got to work
like a love rat up a drainpipe.
Ruben. You idiot. Where is he?
What's your name?
Ruben.
Ruben?
Yeah, yeah.
Ruben has always been, like,
out there, and he's
He's a charmer. He's a lover boy.
He always had
more female friendships than males.
Obviously, I always seen that
as a bit of a red flag.
What can I say?
Like, he knows he's been around.
I do worry about it.
We better be getting tips for this.
WOMEN WHOOPING
Ruben was very flirtatious,
like, we were all a bit like
"Ow."
The slutdrop
and the little slutdrop.
WHOOPING
RUBEN LAUGHING
He was game for whatever.
He was, like, "No problem."
Or "I could do that."
Wait. OK.
WOMAN: What are you doing?
I think Ruben pushed the line
a little bit.
But I want to go over there.
to stop it.
I actually find it so embarrassing.
LAUGHS
He just looks He looks very pale.
All I could think about,
what was Bayley doing
in the other club?
Well, let's find out, shall we?
Oh, my God, it's Bayley and Tom J!
Hey, Tom.
Looks like our
undercover girlfriends
have got some competition.
The first thing
that popped into my head,
like, that is so disrespectful.
That, to me, is, like, "Uh-uh."
I was disgusted.
You gotta lick it all up.
If Ruben is doing that
in the next club, I will flip.
# And the lights go down.
# Moon goes up, and #
As soon as I saw Ruben lie down
to take the body shop,
I was like,
no, Lily is going to be fuming.
It's kind of disgusting
if you ask me.
MIMICS PUKING
I wonder what your fiance, Ryan,
is up to, then, Sophia.
Come on, bubba. Get sexy.
SAPPHIA: Ryan does love himself.
He assumes everybody fancies him.
And sometimes his friendliness
can come across like he's flirting
or he's doing the most.
He's just too much sometimes.
He does need to get his act together
because it's not gonna work
like this,
and it's going to get a lot harder
to manage
when there's kids
and when there's marriage involved.
Ryan has cheated not with me,
but with other women.
I just want to make sure
that he doesn't ever think
about going back to that.
Don't worry, Sapphia,
Maria and Lily have got your back.
We know you're engaged to Saph,
Ryan. What are you doing?
BOTH: "No comment"!
I was like
"Sorry?"
TUTS
So you're single?
I didn't say I was single.
So you're in a situationship.
I'm engaged.
He was like this.
He was like, "I'm engaged."
LAUGHS
There's no reason for any person
to give out their Instagram
to a random girl they just met
on a night out.
Like, that's weird.
With Pete up to speed
on how it's all going.
I'm desperate for him
to fill me in on the goss.
Hello?
What's happening, babe,
you all right?
Some of them, wild.
Yeah, exactly.
Tomorrow's gonna be a big shock
for them.
Oh, they definitely need
a wake-up call.
How big's your head?
Tiny.
Pea head.
I've got a pea head.
'But it's clear
that some of them need
'more of a wake-up call
than others.'
And wild boy Bayley is about
to be put to the test by Jordi.
'Bayley's a flirt.
He loves female attention.'
He cheated on me, likes girls'
pictures and follows them.
'I don't trust him, and I'm not sure
what he does while he's out.'
It just makes me feel like shit.
'Anya told me that,
' "You're Bayley's type
more than any of the other girls,
' "so, like, I really want you
to just go for it." '
It's a bit weird, cos it's, like
none of my friends
have ever asked me
to flirt with their boyfriend.
'So, a bit like, "Oh, God." '
But Bayley sort of took a shining
to me straight away.
BAYLEY:
Why am I trouble?
I'm your type to a T?
I was like, "Shit, this could
this could end up being really bad."
All right, that suits you, though.
Does it?
You know what? It matches
Like, the hat matches the teeth.
Am I?
BAYLEY:
He was literally, like, staring,
like, deep into my soul.
So, yeah, that was a bit intense.
TOM J:
He was like, "Oh, come with me.
I want to do a dance for you."
So it's like, "Oh, God, here we go."
JORDI:
BAYLEY:
Oh, no! Get me away from you!
So, then he took me,
sat me on this stool.
Right there. Stay there.
I didn't think he would take it
that far, to be completely honest.
'It wasn't nice to see.
Why are they doing this?
'Why are they letting
us girls down?'
They need to you know, grow up.
Oi!
LAUGHTER
'In the back of my mind,
'I'm just like thinking,
"Oh, my God,
' "like, this is Anya's boyfriend.'
"How How am I gonna explain this
to Anya?"
"She's gonna be
absolutely heartbroken."
That's all I kept thinking.
# Summertime #
How's the heads, boys?
#..and the living is easy #
'It's the morning
after a very messy night,
'and the boys are waking up
to their first day in paradise.'
Do you know what?
We had a good night out.
It was definitely a good night.
It were.
I dunno about them lot,
but, bro, we was fucked.
So, boys,
what did I miss last night?
We pretty much had to sell ourselves
to get money.
Everyone was loving
that little VIP bit.
We made them feel special.
LAUGHTER
I think we did well last night,
to be fair.
Bayley gave it his everything.
I had do what I got to do.
Lads, lads, lads.
I wasn't doing it out of enjoyment.
Like, I didn't enjoy it.
LAUGHTER
Loads of girls were asking
for push-ups, strip tease Yeah.
All sorts. It got
They were just
They were on a mission last night.
I've got these twins
Mm.
And we then laid down.
Yeah.
What did she do?
She did tequila off you. Mm.
And then I think mine did
Sambuca. .. Sambuca, yeah.
Honestly, right, let me show you.
Right.
It were bad.
It was so bad.
Stripped it off, I've gone, bosh!
LAUGHTER
Like that,
and then I've come round
Mate, what didn't you do?
I was like, "Oh, yeah."
Bro, I'm just stood at t'side,
me, just like
just going like this,
nice and gentle.
He's, like, fucking, this.
LAUGHTER
What the fuck?!
Mate, kudos to you, mate.
You're braver than me.
What happens between red devils
stays between red devils, boys.
Always. 100%.
You know what I'm saying?
# Give me a chance #
BUG BUZZES
Fucking hell!
OLIVIA SCREAMS
Get off me!
'With not long to go before I tell
the boys what's really going on,
'the pressure is mounting.'
No-one's rumbled it as of yet,
so now I'm gonna go into the house
and reveal the real show
to eight dudes
that think they're in Brotopia.
And I have got more front than Asda,
but even I'm a little bit nervous.
The boys were out last night
on the strip,
so I think there's some
maybe fragile heads this morning,
some may be feeling
a little bit regretful.
The last thing
they're gonna wanna see
is their girlfriend standing a metre
in front of them by surprise.
And not only will they recognise
their own girlfriends,
they're gonna recognise
the other girlfriends
who were working undercover,
chatting them up.
'But before I make my entrance,
'I've asked Pete to come up
with another absurd challenge
'that gets the boys
exactly where I need them.'
Good morning, Brotopians.
How are we? Come over here for me.
Oh, hello.
We good?
All good.
You look fresh, lads.
I need you all up here for me.
Come on, lads, let's go.
We've got lots to do today.
So, how do you think you did
last night?
Smashed it.
Smashed it.
Yeah? Did you enjoy it?
Yeah.
Any stories? Anything to feed back?
I just think we were
very professional, to be fair.
Professional?
From the start to the end. Yeah.
It's time for your next challenge.
It's time for the ultimate face-off.
And your inspiration is this.
LAUGHTER
What screams bro-hood more
than a group of topless lads
all flexing together?
Oh, my God.
This is one for you.
I can see you're excited
about this already.
This challenge is called
Bro Pose.
This is a big test
of stamina and endurance.
The aim of Bro Pose is to hold
this pose as long as you can.
Nice.
Excited?
Yeah. Buzzing.
Oh, buzzing.
So, we need you to get
in your teams.
Pick who you're gonna be.
I'll be the one with the hat, then.
How are you being
with t'flexing muscle?
RYAN: I'll do that.
It'll be a laugh, cos I'm the one
with the smallest muscles.
Tops off, lads.
This is all just
for my benefit, mate.
OK, bros,
let's start this challenge.
I need you in your poses.
Someone's hand is
I think it's your hand.
Listen, you're gonna have to get
closer than that.
These are your bros. You get
as close as you possibly can.
You look like you're doing
a wedding photo.
That's what he's doing!
Does that feel comfortable?
No.
You cannot break this pose.
The winning team
is the last team standing.
So, let's play Bro Pose.
Do not move.
Right, I'm gonna get rid
of this stuff, but I'll be back.
See you in a bit, boys.
Don't break the pose.
I'm sweating, blud.
Mm-hm.
# Let the games begin #
'With the boys in position
'..their girlfriends
are at the end of the driveway,
'ready for a showdown.'
Hi!
Hey.
Oh, my God. You all look amazing.
How was last night?
Eventful.
Carnage. It was, like, carnage.
Worse than
we could have anticipated.
Really?
We was not prepared.
What happened?
Lads on a night out
times, like, thousand.
Really?
Imagine stag do, but, like, heavy.
Yeah.
We're talking lap dances, tops off.
CARLY: Belly shots.
Putting money in their pants.
Like, we're talking a lot.
I don't know where to start,
honestly.
You're making me scared.
SAPPHIA: Ryan, he started off good.
Then he, like It went a bit bad,
and then it went from bad
to fucking terrible.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
Me and Anya had a little chat
before we went out,
and she said that she thinks
Bayley will fancy me the most,
so sort of, like,
go for it, sort of.
But, yeah, I wasn't expecting
what I got back.
What did you get back?
He was just saying I was,
like, his dream girl.
And, like, he asked me at the bar
what do I want to drink,
and I said what I wanted,
I said, "What do you want?"
And he was like, "You."
MARIA: Yeah. It was mad.
OK. Anya, how do you feel?
Bayley's a flirty person,
so I was expecting that. But
Not that extent.
Not that extent.
He crossed the line.
OK, girls, this is the first hurdle.
There's a lot of work to do
once we get into the house,
but this is the boys' opportunity
to prove to you,
and how they react
will be the first test.
But I think we've got this.
I feel good about it.
Do you?
I was about to say that.
NERVOUS LAUGHTER
I feel good. You pulled it off.
They're gonna get the shock
of their lives.
Ready for me to go in,
let them know?
ALL: Yeah.
Ready as I'll ever be.
Come on, then, girls.
It's a little huddle.
ALL WHISPER: One, two, three, yeah!
Right. See you very soon.
Oh, shit.
No, this is not OK.
My tit's hanging out.
All right, lads?
What the fuck?
Surprised to see me?
Very.
Pete looks a bit different, like,
don't he? He's grown a bit.
Do you like Pete?
Yeah, he's a sound geezer.
Well, he's on his way
to the airport.
I think it's time to break, boys.
You can break.
Oh, you can break!
OLIVIA CHUCKLES
Brotopia is over.
Actually, it never even existed.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bro.
You're in my hands now,
and this is a whole new show.
What do you mean, it was never real?
Fuck's sake, man.
Wait. What's going on?
I'm here for a reason.
You all have something in common.
Have you worked out what it is?
You're all bad boyfriends.
I thought I was a good boyfriend.
LAUGHTER
Why am I here? I'm going home.
See you in a bit.
Your poor long-suffering
girlfriends have had enough,
and they've sent you here
to be fixed.
After last night,
I'm not feeling 100% confident.
Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm all right.
LAUGHTER
Sure?
Oof!
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
Scared, Ruben?
I'm not scared.
VIKTOR: I'm offended.
I don't think I'm a bad boyfriend.
I will not be doing it alone.
I have some people
that would like to see you.
# Welcome to your nightmare #
What the actual fuck?
# Welcome to your nightmare #
What is going on?
# Try to run if you dare
# Welcome to your nightmare. #
Were it?
Oh, my God!
Told you.
You sausage.
# The power's in my hands
# Now #
Recognise anyone?
Yeah.
SAM:
What?
Yeah.
Would you like to find out
why your girlfriends think
you're bad boyfriends?
Well, yeah, I'd like to know,
cos everything I did was sound.
OK, let's start with Jordi and Sam.
She don't look very happy, does she?
Sam is here today because he got
with one of my friends in the past.
He's not romantic.
He doesn't make me feel special.
And I just think, like,
it's time for things to change.
I'm just shocked.
Are you shocked
that I don't trust you?
Well, obviously,
in the past, no, but
No, I understand that, yeah.
I do understand that.
Carly and Tom.
I feel like this is, like,
a make-or-break situation for us.
It's been on and off for eight years
straight, borderline.
And he's cheated before,
he thinks he's changed, so
this'll be the real test.
Lily and Ruben.
Ruben's here cos he's always been
a massive flirt.
I feel like he craves
a lot of attention from women,
makes him feel more like a man.
And I just want him to be sure
of what he wants.
RUBEN: 'I never thought she would
have considered me a bad boyfriend.
'This is not going to be good.'
Maria and Viktor.
I've been with Viktor
for six years now.
I wanna get married, and he seems
to be a bit of a commitment-phobe.
I have bigger priorities right now,
different priorities, and
Yeah, it's not on the table
right now.
So, I'm not your priority?
SHE SCOFFS
OK. That's fine.
'I feel betrayed.
'I feel like
I was just stabbed in the back
'by the person
that I love the most.'
Anna and Eli.
I'm constantly getting warnings
about him from other girls,
and it's starting
to give me trust issues.
He's been a massive player
in the past,
and I'm not here to be played.
Stuff there to work on, for sure.
ELI: 'I can't help
what I've done in the past,
'so I don't think I should be judged
on my past,
'and thinking, like,
"He's bad cos of this."
'Take me on my own merits now.'
Lana, why is Tom here?
He looks very confused.
He is lazy.
He needs to do more
around the house.
Yeah, he couldn't actually
live without me, to be honest.
But that's what you're there for.
ALL GASP AND LAUGH
No. No.
See? This is why I need your help.
I feel like I'm in way too deep.
Sapphia and Ryan.
Ryan's here
because he's a man-child.
RYAN LAUGHS
We're engaged, and I wanna be
your wife, not your mum.
And also, Ryan is a massive flirt.
Any of that ring true for you, Ry?
Yeah.
MEN LAUGH
Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. Erm
But that's just who I am.
'He seems to think
it's all a laugh and a joke.
'You don't understand
how you affect me.
'This is exactly why you're here.
He's gonna need to take this in
and realise this is serious stuff
and I mean business.
Anya and Bayley.
Bayley's here
because he cheated on me.
He constantly shows other girls a
lot more attention than he does me.
I just don't think I trust him.
Yeah, I think it's pretty fair,
to be fair.
So, it's quite evident
all these gorgeous girls
deserve a lot more.
And that is why
they have put you up to this test.
This is not gonna be easy,
because from now on
..you're all in competition
with each other
..to be the most improved
boyfriend.
For the winner,
there will be a prize.
And it's not just the love
of your beautiful girlfriend.
Boys, there is one more thing.
This isn't your house any more.
This is the girls' house now.
Oh, fuck.
Having time
away from your girlfriends,
I believe,
will give you time to reflect
on your behaviours.
I personally spend a lot of time
away from my husband,
and it's working just fine.
Yeah. Good. Get them out. Bye!
Girls, stand by,
cos you are moving in.
And, boys, go and pack your bags.
Bye, guys!
LANA: Love you, babe. See you soon.
RUBEN: You all right?
You got to go and pack, haven't you?
BAYLEY: Is that how it's gonna be?
Mm-hm.
How the fuck did you hide that
from me?
You're a good liar.
JORDI LAUGHS
But Ryan and Bayley are the two
biggest ones that effed up.
Ryan, we was, like, asking him,
"Oh, what do you do?
Jobs? Da-da-da."
It's, like, name-drop central
or whatever and all these things.
Then as time went on,
we were asking him,
"Oh, what,
are you in a relationship?"
He was like, "No comment."
This guy's engaged, bro.
That Ryan was horrendous.
Who's Ryan? Ryan
The one that's engaged.
Fuck off.
She's fucking fuming, look.
Did you see it when he
SAPPHIA: I got an hour's sleep.
SAPPHIA, CRYING:
OLIVIA:
OLIVIA:
SAPPHIA:
OLIVIA:
SAPPHIA:
Thank you, though.
SHE SNIFFLES
# It's turned to ashes now
# I am burnt #
This has really hurt me, and I don't
know where I'm gonna go from here.
I don't know
if I can ever trust him again.
# Burnt #
'We're planning to have a baby.
Like, I can't
'I can't conceive naturally.'
TEARFULLY: So, we found this out
recently, so
CLEARS THROA
..so we have to have IVF,
and we've got it booked in for
a few weeks away.
So, it's, like,
you know that we're going through
all of this stuff
so we could be a family.
So why would you do this?
Like, why would you ruin it?
SHE SIGHS
He's meant to be my best friend.
# Just leave me here to burn. #
The rules are simple - no sex.
This is the equivalent of my hell.
How many people
has Jordi slept with?
I'm gonna say 22.
22?
BUZZER
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
Argh!
LAUGHTER
You're trying to make me
feel awkward.
I got set a challenge.
Yeah?
I did the challenge. Like, what?
I don't know
what you want me to say.
I appreciate
Let me speak!
No, you've fucking spoke enough.
Yeah, exactly.
You just can't admit you're wrong,
ever.
It's 45 degrees.
I'm wearing 12-centimetre heels
and silk hot pants
that are now so far inside me,
it would take a surgeon
to remove them.
MAN: Olivia,
they're ready for you now.
Right. Well, I'll be going, then.
Wish me luck.
'I'm Olivia Attwood.
'A few years ago, I walked into
the world's most famous villa
'with just one thought
on my mind'
Oh, my God.
'..Revenge.
'I wanted to get back at my
ex bad boyfriend, Bradley Dack.
'And'
SCREAMING
'..it worked.
'In a world of temptation,
just one click away,
'my DMs have been flooded with
fed-up girls wanting to know
'how to train their boyfriends.
'Now I'm going to attempt to help
'eight long-suffering girlfriends
reform their problem partners.'
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
'The flirts.'
You're an attractive woman.
'Man children.'
ALL: The boys.
'Commitment phobes.'
What's your actual reason
for not wanting to get married?
'And cheaters.' How many girls
have you slept with since we met?
And you are still counting.
Oh, my God.
SHE SCREAMS
'In this unique
relationship competition,
'these boyfriends
will be taken back to basics.'
What do you think of Bro-zone,
your new digs?
That's jank.
Nah, you ain't got no chance, mate.
'They will be tested.'
So, that's wrong.
BUZZER
THEY LAUGH
Are you prepared to hand over
your phone to your girlfriend?
I'll take that phone, babe.
This is bad.
I don't know how much longer
I'm gonna do this.
'They'll be tempted'
Have you got a girlfriend?
No comment.
Why would you do this?
'..and hopefully transformed.'
It's a massive wake-up call for me.
There's only one way
I can prove to you. Yes.
And that's by doing it.
'All in the pursuit
of a happy ending.'
Love you.
I love you.
'What could possibly go wrong?'
She grabbed your dick.
I don't remember that.
Is that how you're moving?
You don't remember that?
What is happening?
SHE SCREAMS
Talking absolute bullshit.
Talking bullshit?
It's not bullshit.
Girls, brace yourself.
It's time for the boys to test you.
I'm dreading this.
To all my new girlfriends
and our bad, bad boyfriends.
ALL: Cheers.
'So how do you get
eight bad boyfriends
'onto a reality competition
to mend their ways,
'especially when they think
they've done nothing wrong?
'Sign them up to a made-up show
'and find a willing host
who just so happens to be free.'
How are you?
Oh, my God.
You look lovely.
Thank you.
You're about to go out there
and be my fake host of my fake show.
Brotopia.
The search for Britain's
manliest man.
I've got this.
# You got me in love again #
And what unreal reality TV show
would be complete
without the obligatory swanky villa?
Cue the first
of our gullible boyfriends.
Come on.
Oh, here we go.
Let's go, baby.
Talk about luxury.
Don't mind if I do.
Man.
Cheers to this.
Yeah.
Bring it on, Brotopia.
'I'm competitive. I'm fun.
'I just wanna make sure I win.'
Tell you what, that looks inviting,
doesn't it?
I do get on better
with boys than girls,
cos when I get on with girls,
it tends to lead into sex.
Task wise,
what are you expecting?
Bro, I don't even know.
I hope it's drinking.
We can be friends. We can be cool.
But when it comes
to the competition,
when people think Brotopia, they're
gonna think of me, and that's it.
Look at the view and everything,
man. This Now, this is paradise.
What goes on in Brotopia
stays in Brotopia.
Unless the cameras catch it.
HE LAUGHS
MAN: Hello, hello, hello?
Anybody home? Oh, look at this.
THEY GREET EACH OTHER
I'm gonna be the UK's number-one
bro because I'm competitive,
I've got the looks,
I've got the charm.
'I do get quite a bit of attention
from girls at parties,
'lads' holidays.'
It's all in the eyes and the quiff,
and the quiff works every time.
Do you know what?
I've never been on a lads' holiday.
No?
Never. Never, never, never.
They think they're
on a lads' holiday.
You are not on a lads' holiday.
The view's mad though, innit?
'I think I was born for Brotopia.
I have to win.'
I don't know what second best is,
all I know is first place,
and I know I'm gonna be there.
I've done little lads' getaways
and stuff like that,
but a proper lads' holiday?
I haven't done a heavy one
like that yet.
What's happening?
THEY GREET EACH OTHER
I'm 100% gonna be
the alpha male in Brotopia.
A lot of guys are just too soft
these days.
I'll never let any woman put me
under the thumb.
I'm always gonna be a lad's lad.
What do you want off this?
Few drinks? Out partying?
Yeah.
I'm strong, I'm fit, I'm athletic.
I definitely say
I'm a man that gets what I want.
RUBEN: You're not gonna grab one?
I don't drink. No alcohol.
You don't drink?
No alcohol. No.
I know, it's a bit weird.
More for us, then, mate.
I'm the kind of guy that don't stop
until they get what they want.
That's what I'm gonna do.
People tend to think that I'm full
of myself, but it's not my fault
I'm just so good at things.
Try to stay out of trouble.
Too many bad examples.
You're looking at him, yeah.
Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
I'm here to basically have
a good time with the lads.
Few drinks, sun. Maybe a bit
of eye candy as well along the way.
I'm an alpha, and I just hope
them other boys are ready,
because I'm here for the win.
'After months
of meticulous planning,
'all eight boyfriends
are now in place,
'ready for their first challenge
with Pete.
'What they don't know
is that their girlfriends
'are on their way to confront them.'
Are you excited?
Oh, yeah, mate.
I've not had a lads' holiday
in years.
I know.
LAUGHTER
Oh, gosh.
It's pretty choppy out there.
I feel like them on this rocky boat
is a good metaphor
for their current relationships.
I hope there's not as much vomit
as there was on my hen-do
cos I'm wearing Chanels.
Everyone sit down.
How are you all?
ALL: Good.
I can't believe you're all here.
Seeing you in the flesh.
You look insane.
Let's get down to it.
You're all here for the same reason.
You've got bad boyfriends.
They're not bad people,
but they are bad boyfriends.
Amen to that.
THEY LAUGH
Your boyfriends all think
they're taking part
in a TV show called Brotopia.
How have you kept this quiet?
He was saying that he's gonna
win money for us.
He was like, "When I get back,
I'll buy us a house if I win."
THEY LAUGH
Mine wasn't doing that.
What was yours doing?
He was like, "If I get back,
I might be too famous for you."
THEY LAUGH
I was like, "All right."
His mum and his nan are both
in on it with me,
so, like,
they have helped me so much.
Tom actually thinks
I'm staying round his nan's.
So he's very up for you doing this?
Oh, yeah. They helped me pack.
None of you think that your
boyfriends have sussed that
He has have no idea.
# I like a bad, bad boy
# You know I like a bad, bad boy
# I like a bad boy #
That's handy because we're about
to take Brotopia up a notch.
SAM: 'I feel good. I feel fit.
I feel stacked, I feel jacked.
'I feel a lot.
I've got this in the bag.'
BAYLEY: 'I'm the bro
that you need to get to know.'
'I think Brotopia can be full
of alpha males,
'but there can only be one
alpha-alpha male.'
And it's gonna be me.
# The bad boy, you can't stop me
# I love bad boys for life. #
Boys, welcome to the manliest show
on TV. This is Brotopia.
So go hard or you'll be going home.
Yes, lads.
In Brotopia, you're gonna be
working against each other in teams.
The Red Devils facing
the Gold Members.
We got this. Yeah. Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
We got this.
Brotopians, your first contest
is Ladiators.
Boys, tops off.
You're gonna need
to thrust your way to glory.
You're gonna need
to pump that rump.
Pump, pump, pump, pump!
OK. That's better.
That's what I wanna see, boys. All
right? More humping, more pumping.
VIKTOR: Yes, sir.
The first match from
the Gold Members is gonna be Sam.
GOLD MEMBERS CLAP
You will be facing,
from the Red Devils,
is gonna be Bayley. Come on, son.
Come on, Bayley.
Let's get down to it,
why you are here.
Why your boyfriends are here.
Let's start with you.
Anya. Talk to me.
So, I have so many issues
with Bayley.
I don't trust him. He didn't
wanna commit when we first met.
And then he said to me,
"I'm going to see Chris Brown
tomorrow in Germany."
And he went with a girl.
Oh, wow.
You're going down, baby.
What are things like
with you right now?
I absolutely love Bayley,
but two weeks ago,
we had a big argument.
I kind of, like, packed my stuff
and left,
and then
So you'd moved out?
..I ended up going back
to his again.
This sounds
like it's a very crunch time.
It's make or break. Yeah.
Are you ready?
PETE WHISTLES
Jordi, what's the
main problem you have with Sam?
I just don't trust him.
There was a night where Sam told me
he was at home in bed
and he was going to sleep.
And then I found out
that he wasn't at home in bed.
He was actually out
on a night out.
When he went in the shower,
I looked at his phone.
I just clicked on the last message,
and it was to his flatmate
at the time,
and there was a message there
saying, "I've got two birds for us."
Oh, my God.
He said, "I've got two birds?"
Yeah. He said it.
SHE SCREAMS
Fucking hell.
He is, like, my best friend,
and I love him to bits.
And I do see a future with him.
But there's gonna be
no future with no trust.
And this really is my last resort.
WHISTLE BLOWS
Bayley wins.
THEY CHEER
Come on!
Maria, give us the tea.
My partner's Viktor. We've been
together for, like, six years,
and he's been telling me he
doesn't wanna get married to me.
And I'm like, "Why? What's
the issue? What's the problem?"
So I really need him
to commit fully to me.
You need some commitment.
He needs to put a ring on it.
That's what he needs to do.
GIRLS CHEER
And then kids. And then a house.
And one step at a time, my angel.
We'll get you that ring.
THEY LAUGH
Tom, Any words for Viktor?
RYAN: Big Vik Energy.
LAUGHTER
Carly, let's move on to Tom.
We've been on and off
for eight years.
But he cheated on me the first
time we were together with a friend.
And then we broke up,
and then we got back together.
And where are you at currently?
He's had his chance. And, yeah,
this is the last one.
One more! One more!
THEY SHOU
That is another win
for the Gold Members.
Viktor, you've won.
Lily, talk to me.
Well, Ruben is a lover boy.
He's way too flirty.
Yeah. The way, like,
his body language.
And, you know, the way he chats.
And it's just
What's the body language?
He'd be licking his lips
before he speaks. No!
I just want to trust him fully,
not have, like, any anxiety,
and not worry about him being flirty
or too charming out there.
It burns my soul.
Absolutely burns my soul.
Let's go, old timer.
Anna, why is Eli here?
He's like my dream man, OK.
Looks, personality.
He's, like, perfect. Ideal.
But as a boyfriend,
he's not perfect.
He's got kind of a bad reputation
with women.
Girls come up to me
and warn me about him.
Most girls I meet around my age
have slept with him, so
I'm hoping we can turn things
around a bit
and I start to feel more confident
in our relationship.
Oh, bless you.
THEY SHOU
RUBEN: Say something!
So, next up, Tom T.
GOLD MEMBERS CHEER
Tom is lazy at home.
When he left, he texted me saying,
"Oh, you can clean my room
or maybe clean my car."
Oh, my God, are you serious?
I'm going out with him.
I'm not being his mum.
Sapphia.
Yeah?
Why did you want to bring Ryan here?
Thing about Ryan is
kind of like Lana, I'm his mother.
I set his alarms for him.
What?
Yeah, like, I check his calendar.
He's very flirty.
I feel like he likes people
fancying him.
He's a music producer.
OK. So it's a lot of, like,
one-on-one sessions
in a dark, cosy room with females.
And we're engaged.
OK.
So before I start actually planning
a wedding and doing all of that,
I want him to be like, "All right,
let's do this as a partnership."
There's two issues here.
You've got a man child. Yeah.
But there's also trust issues.
Yeah.
We have to work on both.
Yeah.
Let's get him sorted.
Come on, Ryan! Come on, now!
PETE: Come on, lads. Let's go.
WHISTLE BLOWS,
CHEERING
Get in. Come on.
Girls, there is a lot
to work on here.
There's a lot to unpack,
but I think we can do it.
There is stuff about these men
that you love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I want us to help each other turn
these bad boyfriends around.
Bros, it's time to confirm
the winners of the first contest,
Ladiators,
were the Gold Members. Three to one.
You have won one point
for your team.
That isn't it for the day, though.
We are gonna be going out tonight.
Oh.
THEY CHEER
Get in there.
Boy's, let's have it.
Have you ever really wanted to know
what your boyfriend behaves like
on a night out?
Yeah!
THEY CHAT,
LAUGHTER
That is my dream!
100%.
Tonight, they're going out
in two teams of four,
and they will compete to put
on the best night out.
But they won't know
that you're there.
Wait, What?
Oh, shut up!
Wait, what?
This is the end before it's begun.
Oh, my God.
You guys are in teams also
Are we?
..as you are sat,
and you will swap and spy
on each other's boyfriends.
GROUP GASPS
What?
So, Maria, Lana, Lily and Jordi,
you are gonna spy
on their boyfriends
I won't let you down, girls.
I got you.
We got you.
..which means Sapphia, Anna,
Carly, Anya,
you will spy on THEIR boyfriends.
LAUGHTER
This will be an opportunity
to see what they behave like
when they're with lads.
What are you looking to test?
Loyalty.
Loyalty?
Yeah, for sure.
Just to see how far
they will push it.
And obviously, they're thinking
they're not gonna tell us.
Which of the girls
do you think he would?
Carly. Carly's, like, Sam's type.
Mine's just any anyone
with a pulse and boobs.
So you're all good. You're all in.
Are you up for it?
ALL: Yes.
Now or never.
Go for it.
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
Can we do this?
ALL: Yes.
LAUGHTER
Bros, there's gonna be
another challenge this evening.
And tonight's one
isn't about strength.
Tonight, it's about business.
I have one club for you
and one for you.
And you are gonna see
who can make the most money
from tips in your teams.
LAUGHTER
The team that makes the most money
this evening will win a point.
Boys, yeah, let's go, let's go.
We got this.
We got this.
Get ready.
All right, come on, boys.
We're going to the strip.
I'm buzzing for this one.
# Am I alive or am I dreaming?
# It's only you that makes me
Feel this way inside #
We're undercover, girls.
We got this.
We're actually
like international spies. Yeah.
OLIVIA: On the strip,
it's the moment of truth
for the girlfriends.
They're undercover and ready to spy
on each other's boyfriends
to see just how far they'll go
to win tips.
We're every girl's dream.
Yeah.
I have always wanted
to go undercover and, like,
spy on boys on their nights out.
We've all got fake names, fake jobs.
My fake name is Aaliyah.
Aaliyah is a air hostess,
which is actually quite hilarious
because I hate being on a plane.
We'll know who they are
when they walk in.
I think so, cos they'll walk in.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Let's do it. Come on.
Oh, this way.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This way.
Here we go.
But the Gold members team
are a man down already,
as Viktor is feeling unwell.
Here they are.
They're here.
MAN: They're gonna cut their hair,
their hair, their hair, their hair.
I can get female attention at times.
'The Irish charm
has not failed me yet.'
CHUCKLES
When the boys came in,
we spotted them straight away
cos they had
these stupid string vest things on,
"Brotopia" written across the back,
so we knew who they were.
So, the game was about to begin.
On the other side of the strip,
the rest of the girls are arriving,
primed and ready.
They don't realise that
we're undercover girlfriends here,
and honestly
LAUGHS
..I feel a bit sinister.
I bloody love it.
ALL: Whoo!
And the Red Devils
aren't far behind.
RYAN: I love female attention.
I can't lie. I'm a good boy now.
I'm actually engaged.
I'm kind of giving it a year,
just so I can make sure
that I'm making the right choice.
Well, I would say I'm about 80-20.
I'm gonna be in trouble.
LAUGHS
WOMAN: They're here. They're here.
OK. That guy's funny, though.
BOTH LAUGH
When we saw the boys walk in
with their vests that said Brotopia,
I can't lie, I burst out laughing.
LAUGHS
Like, Olivia was going full out
to keep this lie up.
With all the boys up and running
and me needing
to keep a low profile,
I've sent Pete
to do the thing he does best.
Check in on his bros.
OK, the thing he does second best.
Hi.
Hi.
Looking at us?
Sure.
It is. Do you want one?
ALL: Yeah.
Right. Want me to get you a shot?
Yeah. Sure.
INDISTINCT CHA
It's so exciting,
like, being in on the secret.
And they're not going
to have a clue who we are.
Like, I've never done anything
like this.
I'm proper excited for it.
The boys believe
their challenge tonight
is about entertaining the punters
in order to win the most tips.
They were with shots, coming over,
and I was thinking,
"Tequila rose. One, I love that."
Follow my lead. I have an idea.
In the other bar,
Ruben's got to work
like a love rat up a drainpipe.
Ruben. You idiot. Where is he?
What's your name?
Ruben.
Ruben?
Yeah, yeah.
Ruben has always been, like,
out there, and he's
He's a charmer. He's a lover boy.
He always had
more female friendships than males.
Obviously, I always seen that
as a bit of a red flag.
What can I say?
Like, he knows he's been around.
I do worry about it.
We better be getting tips for this.
WOMEN WHOOPING
Ruben was very flirtatious,
like, we were all a bit like
"Ow."
The slutdrop
and the little slutdrop.
WHOOPING
RUBEN LAUGHING
He was game for whatever.
He was, like, "No problem."
Or "I could do that."
Wait. OK.
WOMAN: What are you doing?
I think Ruben pushed the line
a little bit.
But I want to go over there.
to stop it.
I actually find it so embarrassing.
LAUGHS
He just looks He looks very pale.
All I could think about,
what was Bayley doing
in the other club?
Well, let's find out, shall we?
Oh, my God, it's Bayley and Tom J!
Hey, Tom.
Looks like our
undercover girlfriends
have got some competition.
The first thing
that popped into my head,
like, that is so disrespectful.
That, to me, is, like, "Uh-uh."
I was disgusted.
You gotta lick it all up.
If Ruben is doing that
in the next club, I will flip.
# And the lights go down.
# Moon goes up, and #
As soon as I saw Ruben lie down
to take the body shop,
I was like,
no, Lily is going to be fuming.
It's kind of disgusting
if you ask me.
MIMICS PUKING
I wonder what your fiance, Ryan,
is up to, then, Sophia.
Come on, bubba. Get sexy.
SAPPHIA: Ryan does love himself.
He assumes everybody fancies him.
And sometimes his friendliness
can come across like he's flirting
or he's doing the most.
He's just too much sometimes.
He does need to get his act together
because it's not gonna work
like this,
and it's going to get a lot harder
to manage
when there's kids
and when there's marriage involved.
Ryan has cheated not with me,
but with other women.
I just want to make sure
that he doesn't ever think
about going back to that.
Don't worry, Sapphia,
Maria and Lily have got your back.
We know you're engaged to Saph,
Ryan. What are you doing?
BOTH: "No comment"!
I was like
"Sorry?"
TUTS
So you're single?
I didn't say I was single.
So you're in a situationship.
I'm engaged.
He was like this.
He was like, "I'm engaged."
LAUGHS
There's no reason for any person
to give out their Instagram
to a random girl they just met
on a night out.
Like, that's weird.
With Pete up to speed
on how it's all going.
I'm desperate for him
to fill me in on the goss.
Hello?
What's happening, babe,
you all right?
Some of them, wild.
Yeah, exactly.
Tomorrow's gonna be a big shock
for them.
Oh, they definitely need
a wake-up call.
How big's your head?
Tiny.
Pea head.
I've got a pea head.
'But it's clear
that some of them need
'more of a wake-up call
than others.'
And wild boy Bayley is about
to be put to the test by Jordi.
'Bayley's a flirt.
He loves female attention.'
He cheated on me, likes girls'
pictures and follows them.
'I don't trust him, and I'm not sure
what he does while he's out.'
It just makes me feel like shit.
'Anya told me that,
' "You're Bayley's type
more than any of the other girls,
' "so, like, I really want you
to just go for it." '
It's a bit weird, cos it's, like
none of my friends
have ever asked me
to flirt with their boyfriend.
'So, a bit like, "Oh, God." '
But Bayley sort of took a shining
to me straight away.
BAYLEY:
Why am I trouble?
I'm your type to a T?
I was like, "Shit, this could
this could end up being really bad."
All right, that suits you, though.
Does it?
You know what? It matches
Like, the hat matches the teeth.
Am I?
BAYLEY:
He was literally, like, staring,
like, deep into my soul.
So, yeah, that was a bit intense.
TOM J:
He was like, "Oh, come with me.
I want to do a dance for you."
So it's like, "Oh, God, here we go."
JORDI:
BAYLEY:
Oh, no! Get me away from you!
So, then he took me,
sat me on this stool.
Right there. Stay there.
I didn't think he would take it
that far, to be completely honest.
'It wasn't nice to see.
Why are they doing this?
'Why are they letting
us girls down?'
They need to you know, grow up.
Oi!
LAUGHTER
'In the back of my mind,
'I'm just like thinking,
"Oh, my God,
' "like, this is Anya's boyfriend.'
"How How am I gonna explain this
to Anya?"
"She's gonna be
absolutely heartbroken."
That's all I kept thinking.
# Summertime #
How's the heads, boys?
#..and the living is easy #
'It's the morning
after a very messy night,
'and the boys are waking up
to their first day in paradise.'
Do you know what?
We had a good night out.
It was definitely a good night.
It were.
I dunno about them lot,
but, bro, we was fucked.
So, boys,
what did I miss last night?
We pretty much had to sell ourselves
to get money.
Everyone was loving
that little VIP bit.
We made them feel special.
LAUGHTER
I think we did well last night,
to be fair.
Bayley gave it his everything.
I had do what I got to do.
Lads, lads, lads.
I wasn't doing it out of enjoyment.
Like, I didn't enjoy it.
LAUGHTER
Loads of girls were asking
for push-ups, strip tease Yeah.
All sorts. It got
They were just
They were on a mission last night.
I've got these twins
Mm.
And we then laid down.
Yeah.
What did she do?
She did tequila off you. Mm.
And then I think mine did
Sambuca. .. Sambuca, yeah.
Honestly, right, let me show you.
Right.
It were bad.
It was so bad.
Stripped it off, I've gone, bosh!
LAUGHTER
Like that,
and then I've come round
Mate, what didn't you do?
I was like, "Oh, yeah."
Bro, I'm just stood at t'side,
me, just like
just going like this,
nice and gentle.
He's, like, fucking, this.
LAUGHTER
What the fuck?!
Mate, kudos to you, mate.
You're braver than me.
What happens between red devils
stays between red devils, boys.
Always. 100%.
You know what I'm saying?
# Give me a chance #
BUG BUZZES
Fucking hell!
OLIVIA SCREAMS
Get off me!
'With not long to go before I tell
the boys what's really going on,
'the pressure is mounting.'
No-one's rumbled it as of yet,
so now I'm gonna go into the house
and reveal the real show
to eight dudes
that think they're in Brotopia.
And I have got more front than Asda,
but even I'm a little bit nervous.
The boys were out last night
on the strip,
so I think there's some
maybe fragile heads this morning,
some may be feeling
a little bit regretful.
The last thing
they're gonna wanna see
is their girlfriend standing a metre
in front of them by surprise.
And not only will they recognise
their own girlfriends,
they're gonna recognise
the other girlfriends
who were working undercover,
chatting them up.
'But before I make my entrance,
'I've asked Pete to come up
with another absurd challenge
'that gets the boys
exactly where I need them.'
Good morning, Brotopians.
How are we? Come over here for me.
Oh, hello.
We good?
All good.
You look fresh, lads.
I need you all up here for me.
Come on, lads, let's go.
We've got lots to do today.
So, how do you think you did
last night?
Smashed it.
Smashed it.
Yeah? Did you enjoy it?
Yeah.
Any stories? Anything to feed back?
I just think we were
very professional, to be fair.
Professional?
From the start to the end. Yeah.
It's time for your next challenge.
It's time for the ultimate face-off.
And your inspiration is this.
LAUGHTER
What screams bro-hood more
than a group of topless lads
all flexing together?
Oh, my God.
This is one for you.
I can see you're excited
about this already.
This challenge is called
Bro Pose.
This is a big test
of stamina and endurance.
The aim of Bro Pose is to hold
this pose as long as you can.
Nice.
Excited?
Yeah. Buzzing.
Oh, buzzing.
So, we need you to get
in your teams.
Pick who you're gonna be.
I'll be the one with the hat, then.
How are you being
with t'flexing muscle?
RYAN: I'll do that.
It'll be a laugh, cos I'm the one
with the smallest muscles.
Tops off, lads.
This is all just
for my benefit, mate.
OK, bros,
let's start this challenge.
I need you in your poses.
Someone's hand is
I think it's your hand.
Listen, you're gonna have to get
closer than that.
These are your bros. You get
as close as you possibly can.
You look like you're doing
a wedding photo.
That's what he's doing!
Does that feel comfortable?
No.
You cannot break this pose.
The winning team
is the last team standing.
So, let's play Bro Pose.
Do not move.
Right, I'm gonna get rid
of this stuff, but I'll be back.
See you in a bit, boys.
Don't break the pose.
I'm sweating, blud.
Mm-hm.
# Let the games begin #
'With the boys in position
'..their girlfriends
are at the end of the driveway,
'ready for a showdown.'
Hi!
Hey.
Oh, my God. You all look amazing.
How was last night?
Eventful.
Carnage. It was, like, carnage.
Worse than
we could have anticipated.
Really?
We was not prepared.
What happened?
Lads on a night out
times, like, thousand.
Really?
Imagine stag do, but, like, heavy.
Yeah.
We're talking lap dances, tops off.
CARLY: Belly shots.
Putting money in their pants.
Like, we're talking a lot.
I don't know where to start,
honestly.
You're making me scared.
SAPPHIA: Ryan, he started off good.
Then he, like It went a bit bad,
and then it went from bad
to fucking terrible.
Oh, yeah.
OK.
Me and Anya had a little chat
before we went out,
and she said that she thinks
Bayley will fancy me the most,
so sort of, like,
go for it, sort of.
But, yeah, I wasn't expecting
what I got back.
What did you get back?
He was just saying I was,
like, his dream girl.
And, like, he asked me at the bar
what do I want to drink,
and I said what I wanted,
I said, "What do you want?"
And he was like, "You."
MARIA: Yeah. It was mad.
OK. Anya, how do you feel?
Bayley's a flirty person,
so I was expecting that. But
Not that extent.
Not that extent.
He crossed the line.
OK, girls, this is the first hurdle.
There's a lot of work to do
once we get into the house,
but this is the boys' opportunity
to prove to you,
and how they react
will be the first test.
But I think we've got this.
I feel good about it.
Do you?
I was about to say that.
NERVOUS LAUGHTER
I feel good. You pulled it off.
They're gonna get the shock
of their lives.
Ready for me to go in,
let them know?
ALL: Yeah.
Ready as I'll ever be.
Come on, then, girls.
It's a little huddle.
ALL WHISPER: One, two, three, yeah!
Right. See you very soon.
Oh, shit.
No, this is not OK.
My tit's hanging out.
All right, lads?
What the fuck?
Surprised to see me?
Very.
Pete looks a bit different, like,
don't he? He's grown a bit.
Do you like Pete?
Yeah, he's a sound geezer.
Well, he's on his way
to the airport.
I think it's time to break, boys.
You can break.
Oh, you can break!
OLIVIA CHUCKLES
Brotopia is over.
Actually, it never even existed.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Bro.
You're in my hands now,
and this is a whole new show.
What do you mean, it was never real?
Fuck's sake, man.
Wait. What's going on?
I'm here for a reason.
You all have something in common.
Have you worked out what it is?
You're all bad boyfriends.
I thought I was a good boyfriend.
LAUGHTER
Why am I here? I'm going home.
See you in a bit.
Your poor long-suffering
girlfriends have had enough,
and they've sent you here
to be fixed.
After last night,
I'm not feeling 100% confident.
Are you OK?
Yeah, I'm all right.
LAUGHTER
Sure?
Oof!
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
Scared, Ruben?
I'm not scared.
VIKTOR: I'm offended.
I don't think I'm a bad boyfriend.
I will not be doing it alone.
I have some people
that would like to see you.
# Welcome to your nightmare #
What the actual fuck?
# Welcome to your nightmare #
What is going on?
# Try to run if you dare
# Welcome to your nightmare. #
Were it?
Oh, my God!
Told you.
You sausage.
# The power's in my hands
# Now #
Recognise anyone?
Yeah.
SAM:
What?
Yeah.
Would you like to find out
why your girlfriends think
you're bad boyfriends?
Well, yeah, I'd like to know,
cos everything I did was sound.
OK, let's start with Jordi and Sam.
She don't look very happy, does she?
Sam is here today because he got
with one of my friends in the past.
He's not romantic.
He doesn't make me feel special.
And I just think, like,
it's time for things to change.
I'm just shocked.
Are you shocked
that I don't trust you?
Well, obviously,
in the past, no, but
No, I understand that, yeah.
I do understand that.
Carly and Tom.
I feel like this is, like,
a make-or-break situation for us.
It's been on and off for eight years
straight, borderline.
And he's cheated before,
he thinks he's changed, so
this'll be the real test.
Lily and Ruben.
Ruben's here cos he's always been
a massive flirt.
I feel like he craves
a lot of attention from women,
makes him feel more like a man.
And I just want him to be sure
of what he wants.
RUBEN: 'I never thought she would
have considered me a bad boyfriend.
'This is not going to be good.'
Maria and Viktor.
I've been with Viktor
for six years now.
I wanna get married, and he seems
to be a bit of a commitment-phobe.
I have bigger priorities right now,
different priorities, and
Yeah, it's not on the table
right now.
So, I'm not your priority?
SHE SCOFFS
OK. That's fine.
'I feel betrayed.
'I feel like
I was just stabbed in the back
'by the person
that I love the most.'
Anna and Eli.
I'm constantly getting warnings
about him from other girls,
and it's starting
to give me trust issues.
He's been a massive player
in the past,
and I'm not here to be played.
Stuff there to work on, for sure.
ELI: 'I can't help
what I've done in the past,
'so I don't think I should be judged
on my past,
'and thinking, like,
"He's bad cos of this."
'Take me on my own merits now.'
Lana, why is Tom here?
He looks very confused.
He is lazy.
He needs to do more
around the house.
Yeah, he couldn't actually
live without me, to be honest.
But that's what you're there for.
ALL GASP AND LAUGH
No. No.
See? This is why I need your help.
I feel like I'm in way too deep.
Sapphia and Ryan.
Ryan's here
because he's a man-child.
RYAN LAUGHS
We're engaged, and I wanna be
your wife, not your mum.
And also, Ryan is a massive flirt.
Any of that ring true for you, Ry?
Yeah.
MEN LAUGH
Yeah. I'm not gonna lie. Erm
But that's just who I am.
'He seems to think
it's all a laugh and a joke.
'You don't understand
how you affect me.
'This is exactly why you're here.
He's gonna need to take this in
and realise this is serious stuff
and I mean business.
Anya and Bayley.
Bayley's here
because he cheated on me.
He constantly shows other girls a
lot more attention than he does me.
I just don't think I trust him.
Yeah, I think it's pretty fair,
to be fair.
So, it's quite evident
all these gorgeous girls
deserve a lot more.
And that is why
they have put you up to this test.
This is not gonna be easy,
because from now on
..you're all in competition
with each other
..to be the most improved
boyfriend.
For the winner,
there will be a prize.
And it's not just the love
of your beautiful girlfriend.
Boys, there is one more thing.
This isn't your house any more.
This is the girls' house now.
Oh, fuck.
Having time
away from your girlfriends,
I believe,
will give you time to reflect
on your behaviours.
I personally spend a lot of time
away from my husband,
and it's working just fine.
Yeah. Good. Get them out. Bye!
Girls, stand by,
cos you are moving in.
And, boys, go and pack your bags.
Bye, guys!
LANA: Love you, babe. See you soon.
RUBEN: You all right?
You got to go and pack, haven't you?
BAYLEY: Is that how it's gonna be?
Mm-hm.
How the fuck did you hide that
from me?
You're a good liar.
JORDI LAUGHS
But Ryan and Bayley are the two
biggest ones that effed up.
Ryan, we was, like, asking him,
"Oh, what do you do?
Jobs? Da-da-da."
It's, like, name-drop central
or whatever and all these things.
Then as time went on,
we were asking him,
"Oh, what,
are you in a relationship?"
He was like, "No comment."
This guy's engaged, bro.
That Ryan was horrendous.
Who's Ryan? Ryan
The one that's engaged.
Fuck off.
She's fucking fuming, look.
Did you see it when he
SAPPHIA: I got an hour's sleep.
SAPPHIA, CRYING:
OLIVIA:
OLIVIA:
SAPPHIA:
OLIVIA:
SAPPHIA:
Thank you, though.
SHE SNIFFLES
# It's turned to ashes now
# I am burnt #
This has really hurt me, and I don't
know where I'm gonna go from here.
I don't know
if I can ever trust him again.
# Burnt #
'We're planning to have a baby.
Like, I can't
'I can't conceive naturally.'
TEARFULLY: So, we found this out
recently, so
CLEARS THROA
..so we have to have IVF,
and we've got it booked in for
a few weeks away.
So, it's, like,
you know that we're going through
all of this stuff
so we could be a family.
So why would you do this?
Like, why would you ruin it?
SHE SIGHS
He's meant to be my best friend.
# Just leave me here to burn. #
The rules are simple - no sex.
This is the equivalent of my hell.
How many people
has Jordi slept with?
I'm gonna say 22.
22?
BUZZER
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
Argh!
LAUGHTER
You're trying to make me
feel awkward.
I got set a challenge.
Yeah?
I did the challenge. Like, what?
I don't know
what you want me to say.
I appreciate
Let me speak!
No, you've fucking spoke enough.
Yeah, exactly.
You just can't admit you're wrong,
ever.