Planet Sheen (2010) s01e01 Episode Script
Pilot
1 I like chicken I like pants but I don't like chicken in my pants chicken in my pants, chicken in my pants! Anybody here? I think I left my "Ultra Lord Goes Boom-Boom" card.
There it is.
What's that? "Sheen, do not look under this blanket.
J.
N.
" "Sheen, do not get into this rocket.
J.
N.
" Jimmy Neutron! Someone named J.
N.
is putting all these notes in your lab! "Sheen, do not push this button.
J.
N.
" Don't push what button? There's so many, no, no, not that one, no.
I didn't do it! La Stupid Team présente Viximum GluT & mpm Special thanks to benji1000 And remember my loyal Zeenunian subjects, that my palace is your palace.
I only keep you locked out so that it would stay nice.
Remember, we are all Zeenunians, and as told in The Book of Great Goodness, one glorious day, a mighty visitor from another galaxy will come to our planet, bringing peace, prosperity, and eternal joy.
Look! It is possible.
It is here! Everyone! Prepare yourselves for the most magical, magnificent, it's going kinda fast.
My house! What kind of wondrous creature could create such an amazing contraption? He must be brilliant! Amazing! Superior to us in every way! Where's the bathroom in this place? I gotta go serious bad.
I'm talking the movie just spinning in mega so I just don't wanna miss the bad guy get caught and the crowd go That's me, Sheen Estevez, and I made a huge mistake: I should've gone to the bathroom before I left Earth.
He's hideous.
Don't let the baby see him.
Cover your eyes.
Greeting, space traveler.
I am Emperor the 23rd.
Hi How was that? Was that right? It felt right.
Why don't you just call me Emperor, Grand Head Leader of Zeenu.
That's The Emperor, he's a big powerful dude here, even though he has the size of a cute little puppy with a squid head.
Okay, Emperor, I'm Sheen Estevez, I come from Earth.
Earth? I never heard of Earth, and you speak Zeenunian.
Zeenunian sounds just like English.
This foul alien has destroyed my house, and now I am going to destroy him! Oh, yes, that's totally fair.
You just did redecorate, The Emperor seems to like him.
Very not, Pinter.
As High Supreme Royal Advisor, The Emperor does anything I say.
Emperor! Yes, Dorkus? Your name is Dorkus! That's right, this is Dorkus.
He might be scary if his name wasn't Dorkus.
This foul alien has destroyed my house! Excuse me, but I think it was your house that destroyed my rocket.
This technology is astonishing! Where's the part that goes Cool sound effects, dude! Can you do this? Amazing! You must teach me how to do that! I don't know, it took me about three years and a lot of attention.
By the way, I still need to use the bathroom.
What is this thing you call a bathroom? It's where you Man! Where's your ear? Right here.
You want the small room where you get rid of yucky things.
Go that way, turn left, third door, the lock is broken, so knock.
Excuse me, your royal regalness, but it says here in The Book of Great Goodness, "The who destroyed the house of Dorkus, shall he, himself, be destroyed.
" Really? That doesn't sound like The Great Goodness.
Where does it say that? Right here at the bottom of the page in teeny tiny print.
Don't strain the royal eyes.
Well, one mustn't go against The Book of Great Goodness.
Oh yeah! Now we're talking! Must we execute him, Dorkus? Yes! Well, he could teach us about his planet's history and art, and science, and Now I'm done.
I was wrong.
and culture.
What did I drink? He could not teach you anything most wondrous wise one! So, where were we? Guards! Seize him, and take him to the Palace of Pain.
Let me go! Welcome to the Palace of Pain! Today's execution is made possible by Bleen on a Stick the tasty treat everyone wants to eat! And now, here's the star of our show, but not for very long.
Get me out of here, or I'll have to kick some serious alien butt, even his! And if you think I won't, your dreaming then That's it! This is all a dream! I'll be waking up, and the sun will be shining I'll be back on the farm, the roosters will be crowing, and I'll be with the pigs, and Wait a minute, I don't live on a farm.
And your not dreaming either! It's time to parish, alien! Oh really? Well, maybe this super rare Ultra Lord limited edition hologram card will change your mind.
That was in mint condition.
You owe me 25 cents.
And now, put your succinct cups and pincers and tentacles together for the guy who knows how to tear quinces apart in 104 ways, including emotionally, Zeenu's own alien inhalator Listen, I wanna get home early, it's my kid's birthday and everything, okay, and I gotta pick up the cake and Look at the time! So let's get this over with okay? Do you wanna be stabbed, squashed, smashed, cracked, or what? How about a light tickling? Destroy him now, or we take away your parking space.
I think it's time to do what I do best Run and scream! Come here so I can smash you.
Where did he go? Better hope I don't stop running, because if I do, you're going down! And now an unbelievably short intermission.
Really works out an appetite, doesn't it? You look like you can use a Bleen on a Stick.
Well, I do have to try different foods when I travel.
Hello.
I sincerely hope you enjoy your Bleen on a Stick.
Man! Talking food? I'm allergic to Bleen's.
Sheen is the winner.
You have defeated Bobb.
By the power infested in me, I declare you free.
But your most majestic majesty Silence, Dorkus.
Brave warrior, Would you like to be the new alien inhalator? You get a really nice parking space.
No thanks.
I gotta go home.
Home? Yes, you must.
Yeah, if I'm not back by 4:30, my grandma will make my bottom feel like that guy's face.
I'm in so much pain.
Good thing I know the slime-lick maneuver! Saved! Dork it.
Shall we get you home alien? Okay, some tape, a little gum, some twines, a sweet paint job, I am ready fly again! I shall never forget this seriously messed-up planet, especially you.
Must you leave, Sheen? Is there nothing I can do to change your mind? No, no, no, sorry, there isn't.
But, won't you please coincide staying for a while No, no, he won't! Sorry, but I got to get back to my family and my friends and go to school, and do homework, and make my bed, and mow the lawn, and take out the trash instead of staying here being a space warrior and fighting evil aliens and have cool, awesome adventures.
Wait a minute! Do you have The Ultra Lord Show on this planet? - What is The Ultra Lord - I'm outta here ! Peace.
Prepare for lift-off, 3, 2, 1.
Adios, Dorkus.
Sheen, no! Your dress is very soft.
Grock! Before this ship can be repaired, we'll need the broken things made unbroken, and then the technology stuff need to flash and blink.
I will fly again! Sheen, my boy.
Major snail trail from sluggies.
I assume you're progressing well with the rocket.
Imagine my very own rocketship.
We'll have the guards bring the pieces back to the palace so that you can fix it there.
Hop on.
Tell me the history of your planet, Earth.
I want to know everything.
Well, Earth began with a big bang.
Then George Washington popped out of a hole in the Earth like a gopher.
And the dinosaurs roamed the land, and made freeways to get to Thomas Edison as he invented basketball.
And Lance Armstrong landed on the moon.
The End Daddy! Perfect timing.
You must meet my beautiful daughter, Princess OomLout.
Princess? This could be my long-awaited royal companion.
My soulmate and special lady, my Screaming in terrific fear is a great compliment on my planet.
I see.
Hi, I'm Sheen.
My great goodness! Isn't he the cutest thing you've ever seen? I love you.
I'm Oom.
I'm just gonna call you Sheenie Weenie.
Just Sheenie, lose the Weenie.
Okay Sheenie Weenie! I said it even you said not to say it.
I wanna give you something special, a raffenhoffer.
Can I go back to the Palace of Pain? I'll meet you there.
Bye, Teenie Sheenie Weenie.
I added the Teenie.
Enjoy your stay, alien, pest, for this day will surely be your last.
You ruined my home, and then somehow take my primary position with the Emperor, but I have a plan to eliminate that pest once and for all.
The laugh, too much? I don't like it, I love it! Emperor.
Your majesty Hey, there, Dorkus.
What may I ask is so amusing? Oh, nothing, Dorkus Your lady clothes are so suffice.
What kind of fabric softener do you use? These are not lady clothes! This is a manly cloak.
My lord, I come to you with an urgent matter.
We have reports of a strange creature in Sector 5, it could be A Chocktow! Oh, we'll all be destroyed! Is that a bad thing? The Book of Dangerous Creatures! What creature do you seek, my lord? I really want this one here.
A chocktow? You know, I wish we had braver guards.
What's a chocktow? A chocktow is the most dangerous creature on our planet.
No one has ever survived an attack.
Pretty scary If it's like a mouse or something.
I shall conquer this Chocktow and return in time for the big celebration in my honor.
Brave Sheen, I must warn you, the Chocktow is a powerful beast.
No problemo.
An antelope is ten times it's body weight, and I can lift many ants.
I shall go with him, to make sure he doesn't have a gruesome accident.
I'm not feeling the laugh.
Dude, I thought you swallowed your tongue or something.
Let's just go.
Do you have a history of seizures? Doo-wup, doo-wup, monkey, monkey, boing Faster! Faster! This is awesome! Sir, this isn't Sector 5, this is The Valley of the Unpleasant Holes Silence! Look! A chocktow.
How can you see a tiny, little Chocktow from way up here? Sheen, then why don't you take a closer look! I don't see it! How tragic.
I must go home and cry on my pillow That was either totally cool or totally disgusting.
It's an old-time astronaut guy with crazy body hair.
It's a monkey! Oh man, this planet just got 500 times cooler.
You are from Earth.
At last, someone has come to rescue me! You're a talking monkey! Awesome! Actually, I am a chimpanzee, which means that I am an ape, not a monkey.
Apes have no tails.
Mr.
Monkey, dead men have no tails.
I am an ape, and my name is Mr.
Nesmith.
My name's Sheen.
So, how did you get here Mr.
Nesmonkey.
Well, 40 years ago, my capsule crashed, I believe the extreme atmosphere and pressure caused an acceleration of brain cells, giving me advanced intelligence and the ability to speak.
Do you know any monkey songs? I am not Hey there, Mr.
Monkey! Let's get all funky! Evolution must be going reverse.
You came here on a rocket, yes? No, I came through that hole.
I meant to this planet? This isn't a planet, this is a cave.
I meant the planet that the cave is in? The planet's caving in? Run! No, no, no.
How did you get to this planet from Earth? In a rocket, duh! So, can you take me back to Earth? My rocket don't work, someone broke it with their house.
Well, I might be able to fix it.
I was trained in the National Space Agency.
You can fix my rocket? Why are we here, let's go, monkey man! That sounded like a chocktow.
So? I saw a picture of one of those little dudes standing under a daisy! I can handle a cho 'Kay, just out of curiosity, on this planet, are all the daisies that big? It seems the climatological factors on Zeenu have a bowstring effect on the vegetation.
What does climatological mean, and bowstring, and vegetation? Big daisies.
Oh man, that's one awesome monster.
What would Ultra Lord do? I know.
He would zap the Chocktow with his Astro-Blaster 9000 which I didn't get for Christmas.
Thanks a lot, Santa! What we really need is a plan.
I got nothing.
I wonder who's gonna eat first? Guess that answers that question.
Let him go, unless you want to feel the wrath of Sheen: 58 and half pounds of big muscle.
You got a hangnail just like my grandma.
How does that feel, bad boy? Ready to give up? Man, I hope so.
This even tastes like grandma's hangnail.
Cool blue girl.
Bad chocktow! You let them go.
Who's a good boy? Who's a good chock-chock? Hi, I am Aseefa of the glimmorians.
I'm sheen of the bad-judge-of-monstersizians.
I've never heard of your people, but they must be extremely brave.
Very few will stand up to a chocktow.
A cho Okay.
Yeah, I'll stand up to anything once.
What doesn't eat me makes me stronger.
You probably want this back.
Please keep it.
A chocktow's hangnail is a great prize, and you've definitely earned it.
I keep it close to my heart.
But not so close that it pokes through my skin and stabs me in my heart.
I hope we meet again, Sheen of bad-judge-of-monstersizians.
Yeah, so how's this going to happen, this meeting up again thing? You will know I am near when you hear the cry of the glimmorians.
That's my kind of woman.
She rides a monster, and she can yodel.
Oh, yeah, she's the total package.
- What is Ultra Lord - I'm outta here, peace! It would be an honor to repair your ship.
And it would be an honor to peel you a banana.
I rather do like bananas.
Of course you do, 'cause you're a Don't say it.
Monkey.
And then I threw myself at the chocktow and told Sheen to run.
Run Sheen, run! But, helas, it was too late.
Poor Sheen.
To think what his brilliant mind could have taught us.
It'll be so sad to never hear his voice again.
Grock! Most happiest of moons! You're alive.
And you found a Oh, goodness, what is this creature before me? His name is Mr.
Nesmith, and he is an ape.
That's in the monkey family.
And thought, he will be called monkey.
I escaped from the valley of unpleasant holes and went mano a mano with a chocktow and beat him down! Amazing! Until you repair your rocket, this is your home, and I shall promote you to be my number one royal advisor.
Number one royal advisor? Sweet.
Do I get a cool-looking medal? Of course.
Dorkus, you don't mind.
Really not necessary, my Nice chonies, Dorkus.
Dorkus love that.
This is not in my contract.
Doo-wup, doo-wup, monkey, monkey, boing Dear grandma, this is at Sheen loves started One, I guess.
So here I am, stuck on a planet with a creepy guy with a funny name and a talky monkey.
Ape! And a cute yodeling blue girl.
It's not too bad, I guess, but I really miss you guys, and as soon as I can get my rocket fixed, I'll be right home.
Until then, I will represent my home planet with pride, fight all intergalactic evil, and brush regularly so I don't get teeth like uncle Miguel.
Okay, wish I could mail this.
It'd take a whole lot of stamps.
Love, your grandson, Sheen Hi, there, you freaky-looking alien, you.
There it is.
What's that? "Sheen, do not look under this blanket.
J.
N.
" "Sheen, do not get into this rocket.
J.
N.
" Jimmy Neutron! Someone named J.
N.
is putting all these notes in your lab! "Sheen, do not push this button.
J.
N.
" Don't push what button? There's so many, no, no, not that one, no.
I didn't do it! La Stupid Team présente Viximum GluT & mpm Special thanks to benji1000 And remember my loyal Zeenunian subjects, that my palace is your palace.
I only keep you locked out so that it would stay nice.
Remember, we are all Zeenunians, and as told in The Book of Great Goodness, one glorious day, a mighty visitor from another galaxy will come to our planet, bringing peace, prosperity, and eternal joy.
Look! It is possible.
It is here! Everyone! Prepare yourselves for the most magical, magnificent, it's going kinda fast.
My house! What kind of wondrous creature could create such an amazing contraption? He must be brilliant! Amazing! Superior to us in every way! Where's the bathroom in this place? I gotta go serious bad.
I'm talking the movie just spinning in mega so I just don't wanna miss the bad guy get caught and the crowd go That's me, Sheen Estevez, and I made a huge mistake: I should've gone to the bathroom before I left Earth.
He's hideous.
Don't let the baby see him.
Cover your eyes.
Greeting, space traveler.
I am Emperor the 23rd.
Hi How was that? Was that right? It felt right.
Why don't you just call me Emperor, Grand Head Leader of Zeenu.
That's The Emperor, he's a big powerful dude here, even though he has the size of a cute little puppy with a squid head.
Okay, Emperor, I'm Sheen Estevez, I come from Earth.
Earth? I never heard of Earth, and you speak Zeenunian.
Zeenunian sounds just like English.
This foul alien has destroyed my house, and now I am going to destroy him! Oh, yes, that's totally fair.
You just did redecorate, The Emperor seems to like him.
Very not, Pinter.
As High Supreme Royal Advisor, The Emperor does anything I say.
Emperor! Yes, Dorkus? Your name is Dorkus! That's right, this is Dorkus.
He might be scary if his name wasn't Dorkus.
This foul alien has destroyed my house! Excuse me, but I think it was your house that destroyed my rocket.
This technology is astonishing! Where's the part that goes Cool sound effects, dude! Can you do this? Amazing! You must teach me how to do that! I don't know, it took me about three years and a lot of attention.
By the way, I still need to use the bathroom.
What is this thing you call a bathroom? It's where you Man! Where's your ear? Right here.
You want the small room where you get rid of yucky things.
Go that way, turn left, third door, the lock is broken, so knock.
Excuse me, your royal regalness, but it says here in The Book of Great Goodness, "The who destroyed the house of Dorkus, shall he, himself, be destroyed.
" Really? That doesn't sound like The Great Goodness.
Where does it say that? Right here at the bottom of the page in teeny tiny print.
Don't strain the royal eyes.
Well, one mustn't go against The Book of Great Goodness.
Oh yeah! Now we're talking! Must we execute him, Dorkus? Yes! Well, he could teach us about his planet's history and art, and science, and Now I'm done.
I was wrong.
and culture.
What did I drink? He could not teach you anything most wondrous wise one! So, where were we? Guards! Seize him, and take him to the Palace of Pain.
Let me go! Welcome to the Palace of Pain! Today's execution is made possible by Bleen on a Stick the tasty treat everyone wants to eat! And now, here's the star of our show, but not for very long.
Get me out of here, or I'll have to kick some serious alien butt, even his! And if you think I won't, your dreaming then That's it! This is all a dream! I'll be waking up, and the sun will be shining I'll be back on the farm, the roosters will be crowing, and I'll be with the pigs, and Wait a minute, I don't live on a farm.
And your not dreaming either! It's time to parish, alien! Oh really? Well, maybe this super rare Ultra Lord limited edition hologram card will change your mind.
That was in mint condition.
You owe me 25 cents.
And now, put your succinct cups and pincers and tentacles together for the guy who knows how to tear quinces apart in 104 ways, including emotionally, Zeenu's own alien inhalator Listen, I wanna get home early, it's my kid's birthday and everything, okay, and I gotta pick up the cake and Look at the time! So let's get this over with okay? Do you wanna be stabbed, squashed, smashed, cracked, or what? How about a light tickling? Destroy him now, or we take away your parking space.
I think it's time to do what I do best Run and scream! Come here so I can smash you.
Where did he go? Better hope I don't stop running, because if I do, you're going down! And now an unbelievably short intermission.
Really works out an appetite, doesn't it? You look like you can use a Bleen on a Stick.
Well, I do have to try different foods when I travel.
Hello.
I sincerely hope you enjoy your Bleen on a Stick.
Man! Talking food? I'm allergic to Bleen's.
Sheen is the winner.
You have defeated Bobb.
By the power infested in me, I declare you free.
But your most majestic majesty Silence, Dorkus.
Brave warrior, Would you like to be the new alien inhalator? You get a really nice parking space.
No thanks.
I gotta go home.
Home? Yes, you must.
Yeah, if I'm not back by 4:30, my grandma will make my bottom feel like that guy's face.
I'm in so much pain.
Good thing I know the slime-lick maneuver! Saved! Dork it.
Shall we get you home alien? Okay, some tape, a little gum, some twines, a sweet paint job, I am ready fly again! I shall never forget this seriously messed-up planet, especially you.
Must you leave, Sheen? Is there nothing I can do to change your mind? No, no, no, sorry, there isn't.
But, won't you please coincide staying for a while No, no, he won't! Sorry, but I got to get back to my family and my friends and go to school, and do homework, and make my bed, and mow the lawn, and take out the trash instead of staying here being a space warrior and fighting evil aliens and have cool, awesome adventures.
Wait a minute! Do you have The Ultra Lord Show on this planet? - What is The Ultra Lord - I'm outta here ! Peace.
Prepare for lift-off, 3, 2, 1.
Adios, Dorkus.
Sheen, no! Your dress is very soft.
Grock! Before this ship can be repaired, we'll need the broken things made unbroken, and then the technology stuff need to flash and blink.
I will fly again! Sheen, my boy.
Major snail trail from sluggies.
I assume you're progressing well with the rocket.
Imagine my very own rocketship.
We'll have the guards bring the pieces back to the palace so that you can fix it there.
Hop on.
Tell me the history of your planet, Earth.
I want to know everything.
Well, Earth began with a big bang.
Then George Washington popped out of a hole in the Earth like a gopher.
And the dinosaurs roamed the land, and made freeways to get to Thomas Edison as he invented basketball.
And Lance Armstrong landed on the moon.
The End Daddy! Perfect timing.
You must meet my beautiful daughter, Princess OomLout.
Princess? This could be my long-awaited royal companion.
My soulmate and special lady, my Screaming in terrific fear is a great compliment on my planet.
I see.
Hi, I'm Sheen.
My great goodness! Isn't he the cutest thing you've ever seen? I love you.
I'm Oom.
I'm just gonna call you Sheenie Weenie.
Just Sheenie, lose the Weenie.
Okay Sheenie Weenie! I said it even you said not to say it.
I wanna give you something special, a raffenhoffer.
Can I go back to the Palace of Pain? I'll meet you there.
Bye, Teenie Sheenie Weenie.
I added the Teenie.
Enjoy your stay, alien, pest, for this day will surely be your last.
You ruined my home, and then somehow take my primary position with the Emperor, but I have a plan to eliminate that pest once and for all.
The laugh, too much? I don't like it, I love it! Emperor.
Your majesty Hey, there, Dorkus.
What may I ask is so amusing? Oh, nothing, Dorkus Your lady clothes are so suffice.
What kind of fabric softener do you use? These are not lady clothes! This is a manly cloak.
My lord, I come to you with an urgent matter.
We have reports of a strange creature in Sector 5, it could be A Chocktow! Oh, we'll all be destroyed! Is that a bad thing? The Book of Dangerous Creatures! What creature do you seek, my lord? I really want this one here.
A chocktow? You know, I wish we had braver guards.
What's a chocktow? A chocktow is the most dangerous creature on our planet.
No one has ever survived an attack.
Pretty scary If it's like a mouse or something.
I shall conquer this Chocktow and return in time for the big celebration in my honor.
Brave Sheen, I must warn you, the Chocktow is a powerful beast.
No problemo.
An antelope is ten times it's body weight, and I can lift many ants.
I shall go with him, to make sure he doesn't have a gruesome accident.
I'm not feeling the laugh.
Dude, I thought you swallowed your tongue or something.
Let's just go.
Do you have a history of seizures? Doo-wup, doo-wup, monkey, monkey, boing Faster! Faster! This is awesome! Sir, this isn't Sector 5, this is The Valley of the Unpleasant Holes Silence! Look! A chocktow.
How can you see a tiny, little Chocktow from way up here? Sheen, then why don't you take a closer look! I don't see it! How tragic.
I must go home and cry on my pillow That was either totally cool or totally disgusting.
It's an old-time astronaut guy with crazy body hair.
It's a monkey! Oh man, this planet just got 500 times cooler.
You are from Earth.
At last, someone has come to rescue me! You're a talking monkey! Awesome! Actually, I am a chimpanzee, which means that I am an ape, not a monkey.
Apes have no tails.
Mr.
Monkey, dead men have no tails.
I am an ape, and my name is Mr.
Nesmith.
My name's Sheen.
So, how did you get here Mr.
Nesmonkey.
Well, 40 years ago, my capsule crashed, I believe the extreme atmosphere and pressure caused an acceleration of brain cells, giving me advanced intelligence and the ability to speak.
Do you know any monkey songs? I am not Hey there, Mr.
Monkey! Let's get all funky! Evolution must be going reverse.
You came here on a rocket, yes? No, I came through that hole.
I meant to this planet? This isn't a planet, this is a cave.
I meant the planet that the cave is in? The planet's caving in? Run! No, no, no.
How did you get to this planet from Earth? In a rocket, duh! So, can you take me back to Earth? My rocket don't work, someone broke it with their house.
Well, I might be able to fix it.
I was trained in the National Space Agency.
You can fix my rocket? Why are we here, let's go, monkey man! That sounded like a chocktow.
So? I saw a picture of one of those little dudes standing under a daisy! I can handle a cho 'Kay, just out of curiosity, on this planet, are all the daisies that big? It seems the climatological factors on Zeenu have a bowstring effect on the vegetation.
What does climatological mean, and bowstring, and vegetation? Big daisies.
Oh man, that's one awesome monster.
What would Ultra Lord do? I know.
He would zap the Chocktow with his Astro-Blaster 9000 which I didn't get for Christmas.
Thanks a lot, Santa! What we really need is a plan.
I got nothing.
I wonder who's gonna eat first? Guess that answers that question.
Let him go, unless you want to feel the wrath of Sheen: 58 and half pounds of big muscle.
You got a hangnail just like my grandma.
How does that feel, bad boy? Ready to give up? Man, I hope so.
This even tastes like grandma's hangnail.
Cool blue girl.
Bad chocktow! You let them go.
Who's a good boy? Who's a good chock-chock? Hi, I am Aseefa of the glimmorians.
I'm sheen of the bad-judge-of-monstersizians.
I've never heard of your people, but they must be extremely brave.
Very few will stand up to a chocktow.
A cho Okay.
Yeah, I'll stand up to anything once.
What doesn't eat me makes me stronger.
You probably want this back.
Please keep it.
A chocktow's hangnail is a great prize, and you've definitely earned it.
I keep it close to my heart.
But not so close that it pokes through my skin and stabs me in my heart.
I hope we meet again, Sheen of bad-judge-of-monstersizians.
Yeah, so how's this going to happen, this meeting up again thing? You will know I am near when you hear the cry of the glimmorians.
That's my kind of woman.
She rides a monster, and she can yodel.
Oh, yeah, she's the total package.
- What is Ultra Lord - I'm outta here, peace! It would be an honor to repair your ship.
And it would be an honor to peel you a banana.
I rather do like bananas.
Of course you do, 'cause you're a Don't say it.
Monkey.
And then I threw myself at the chocktow and told Sheen to run.
Run Sheen, run! But, helas, it was too late.
Poor Sheen.
To think what his brilliant mind could have taught us.
It'll be so sad to never hear his voice again.
Grock! Most happiest of moons! You're alive.
And you found a Oh, goodness, what is this creature before me? His name is Mr.
Nesmith, and he is an ape.
That's in the monkey family.
And thought, he will be called monkey.
I escaped from the valley of unpleasant holes and went mano a mano with a chocktow and beat him down! Amazing! Until you repair your rocket, this is your home, and I shall promote you to be my number one royal advisor.
Number one royal advisor? Sweet.
Do I get a cool-looking medal? Of course.
Dorkus, you don't mind.
Really not necessary, my Nice chonies, Dorkus.
Dorkus love that.
This is not in my contract.
Doo-wup, doo-wup, monkey, monkey, boing Dear grandma, this is at Sheen loves started One, I guess.
So here I am, stuck on a planet with a creepy guy with a funny name and a talky monkey.
Ape! And a cute yodeling blue girl.
It's not too bad, I guess, but I really miss you guys, and as soon as I can get my rocket fixed, I'll be right home.
Until then, I will represent my home planet with pride, fight all intergalactic evil, and brush regularly so I don't get teeth like uncle Miguel.
Okay, wish I could mail this.
It'd take a whole lot of stamps.
Love, your grandson, Sheen Hi, there, you freaky-looking alien, you.