Pop Team Epic (2018) s01e01 Episode Script
You're the Only One I'm Telling!
1
Daichi! We're leaving now, okay?
'Kay!
My name is Taira Daichi.
I'm a normal high schooler.
My parents are going on
a long business trip overseas.
Starting today, I can do whatever I want!
Oh, right, Daichi.
You'd better not cause
Sosogu-chan any trouble!
Well, bye, then.
Sosogu?
Who's that?
Star 1: "I'm Only Telling You!"
Ain't tellin' you!
Poptepipic.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
-Hey, hey! You mad?
-I'm not mad.
I'm not
Poptepipic!
I'll let you off this time.
Poptepipic.
I am God!
-Oh!
-I will answer any question you have!
USING WIKI
How much do you love me? Tell me.
Me love you long time.
Poptepipic.
I'm late!
Whoops!
One more time!
I'm late! I'm late!
EPISODE 1
"ENCOUNTER"
THE FOLLOWING PICTURE EXHIBITS
INTENTIONALLY ADDED DISTORTIONS AND NOISE
Oh no!
I'm late! I'm late!
I'm Popko,
a normal, 14-year-old
second-year middle schooler!
Look out!
Ow
-Are you okay?
-Ah
A hand?
Meow.
What is your name?
I'm me, bitch!
Oh crap!
I'm late! I'm late!
Ouch! My feelings!
Huh? Huh? My pendant!
That's mine! Could you give it back?
Oh, a choice.
No, duh, this is a "yes."
Huh?
Nah, I'll go with "no."
Don't shoot.
My name is Pipimi.
The Earth is in danger.
I said, don't shoot.
I can't just sleep here!
Wait one moment.
You gonna go kill some honest girls?
Grenades made with the knowledge
of powder weapons cultivated
by the Sekihoutai.
EVIL
Do you "lurve" me?
I "loove" you.
Oh my, an accent girl!
Oh!
Well, it's my lucky day!
Hey, you there, traveler.
You don't plan to steal
that umbrella, do you?
Choose one from these three
and embark on your adventure.
Wake up! Wake up!
Sacrifice!
Ah, you've come round.
-What you doin'?
-Reset marathon.
What?! She's opened her eyes!
Relax. It's only a glitch.
Her mind is still in Macbeth's Garden.
I'm here'a save ya!
It appears we have a bit of a problem
on our hands.
There is no harm in letting them
swim free for a moment.
Agreed. Our plans have only just begun.
We cannot allow this shitty four-panel
become an anime as it is.
All will go as we,
the production committee, intend.
Precisely.
In the end,
we shall rule over this season.
Poptepipic!
I know, right?
It's "The End," right?
Poptepipic!
New Corner Bobnemimimmi.
Everyone's Hippyopyotamus.
Hippo. Hippo hippo!
Hippo! Hippo
Oh, I'm so hungry!
Oh, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hung
BUGS
I wanna eat some curry rice.
Have a scorpion!
BOBNEMIMIMMI
Poptepipic.
'Zat ya little bitch?!
'Skin fer it, ya bastard!
How belligerent.
'Ma 'ape 'er face, sha'mm!
Wam'ma kill 'a 'rah!
Poptepipic.
Masashi Supah Dry!
Do you understand what you've done?
Understand what you've done?!
Eat the cutlet bowl.
Eat the cutlet bowl!
Poptepipic.
This episode paints stereotypes
in a comical and fun way
to make the joke that, perhaps,
Paris is not as charming as they say.
PARIS
Finally, Paris! Oh, how I've longed to go!
I can't speak French. Think we'll be okay?
It is fine. I have a brilliant idea.
We must simply master 'ze gestures.
You're right. Look, everyone's
talking gestures with us.
THE END
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bobnemimimmi.
I don't get mad.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You mad?
I'm not mad.
I'm Hoshifuri Sosogu!
I keep the fact that I'm an idol
a secret from my classmates!
But I'm in danger of being expelled!
Save me, Daichi-kun!
Hoshiiro Girldrop,
Star 2: "Help, I'm an Idol!"
Let's drop-drop into love next week too!
RERUN
Daichi! We're leaving now, okay?
'Kay!
My name is Taira Daichi.
I'm a normal high schooler.
My parents are going
on a long business trip overseas.
Starting today, I can do whatever I want!
Oh, right, Daichi.
You'd better not cause
Sosogu-chan any trouble!
Well, bye, then.
Sosogu?
Who's that?
Star 1: "I'm Only Telling You!"
Ain't tellin' you!
Poptepipic.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
-Hey, hey! You mad?
-I'm not mad.
I'm not
Poptepipic.
I'll let you off this time.
Poptepipic.
I am God!
-Oh!
-I will answer any question you have!
USING WIKI
How much do you love me? Tell me.
Me love you long time.
Poptepipic.
Oh no! I'm late! I'm late!
Hang in there, me!
I'm late! I'm late!
EPISODE 1
"ENCOUNTER"
THE FOLLOWING PICTURE EXHIBITS
INTENTIONALLY ADDED DISTORTIONS AND NOISE
Oh no!
I'm late! I'm late!
I'm Popko,
a run-of-the-mill, 14-year-old
second-year middle schooler!
Look out!
Ow
Are you okay?
What's your name?
I'm me, bitch!
Oh crap!
I'm late! I'm late!
Ouch! My feelings!
Huh? Huh? My pendant!
That's mine! Could you give it back?
Oh, a choice.
No, duh, this is a "yes."
Huh?
Nah, I'll go with "no."
Don't shoot.
My name is Pipimi.
The Earth is in danger.
Bang!
Zap!
I said, don't shoot.
I can't just sleep here!
Wait one moment.
You gonna go kill some honest girls?
Grenades made with the knowledge
of powder weapons cultivated
by the Sekihoutai.
EVIL
Do you "lurve" me?
I "loove" you.
Oh my, an accent girl!
Oh!
Well, it's my lucky day!
Hey, you there, traveler.
You don't plan to steal
that umbrella, do you?
Choose one from these three
and embark on your adventure.
Wake up! Wake up!
Sacrifice!
Ah, you've come round.
-What you doin'?
-Reset marathon.
What?! She's opened her eyes!
Relax. It's only a glitch.
Her mind is still in Macbeth's Garden.
I'm here to save you!
It appears we have a bit of a problem
on our hands.
There is no harm in letting them
swim free for a moment.
Agreed. Our plans have only just begun.
We cannot allow this shitty four-panel
become an anime as it is.
All will go as we,
the production committee, intend.
Precisely. In the end,
we shall rule over this season.
Poptepipic!
Ah! I'm off!
I'm alive!
I know, right?
It's "The End," right?
Poptepipic!
New Corner Bobnemimimmi.
Everyone's Hippyopyotamus.
Hippo. Hippo hippo!
Hippo! Hippo
Oh, I'm so hungry!
Oh, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hung
BUGS
I wanna eat some curry rice.
Have a scorpion!
BOBNEMIMIMMI
Poptepipic.
'Zat ya little bitch?!
'Skin fer it, ya bastard!
How belligerent.
'Ma 'ape 'er face, sha'mm!
Wam'ma kill 'a 'rah!
Poptepipic.
Do you understand what you've done?
Understand what you've done?!
Eat the cutlet bowl.
Eat the cutlet bowl!
Poptepipic.
This episode paints stereotypes
in a comical and fun way
to make the joke that, perhaps,
Paris is not as charming as they say.
PARIS
Finally, Paris! Oh, how I've longed to go!
I can't speak French. Think we'll be okay?
It is fine. I have a brilliant idea.
We must simply master 'ze gestures.
You're right. Look,
everyone's talking gestures with us.
THE END
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bobnemimimmi.
I don't get mad.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You mad?
I'm not mad.
I'm Hoshifuri Sosogu!
I keep the fact that I'm an idol
a secret from my classmates!
But I'm in danger of being expelled!
Save me, Daichi-kun!
Hoshiiro Girldrop,
Star 2: "Help, I'm an Idol!"
Let's drop-drop into love next week too!
Daichi! We're leaving now, okay?
'Kay!
My name is Taira Daichi.
I'm a normal high schooler.
My parents are going on
a long business trip overseas.
Starting today, I can do whatever I want!
Oh, right, Daichi.
You'd better not cause
Sosogu-chan any trouble!
Well, bye, then.
Sosogu?
Who's that?
Star 1: "I'm Only Telling You!"
Ain't tellin' you!
Poptepipic.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
-Hey, hey! You mad?
-I'm not mad.
I'm not
Poptepipic!
I'll let you off this time.
Poptepipic.
I am God!
-Oh!
-I will answer any question you have!
USING WIKI
How much do you love me? Tell me.
Me love you long time.
Poptepipic.
I'm late!
Whoops!
One more time!
I'm late! I'm late!
EPISODE 1
"ENCOUNTER"
THE FOLLOWING PICTURE EXHIBITS
INTENTIONALLY ADDED DISTORTIONS AND NOISE
Oh no!
I'm late! I'm late!
I'm Popko,
a normal, 14-year-old
second-year middle schooler!
Look out!
Ow
-Are you okay?
-Ah
A hand?
Meow.
What is your name?
I'm me, bitch!
Oh crap!
I'm late! I'm late!
Ouch! My feelings!
Huh? Huh? My pendant!
That's mine! Could you give it back?
Oh, a choice.
No, duh, this is a "yes."
Huh?
Nah, I'll go with "no."
Don't shoot.
My name is Pipimi.
The Earth is in danger.
I said, don't shoot.
I can't just sleep here!
Wait one moment.
You gonna go kill some honest girls?
Grenades made with the knowledge
of powder weapons cultivated
by the Sekihoutai.
EVIL
Do you "lurve" me?
I "loove" you.
Oh my, an accent girl!
Oh!
Well, it's my lucky day!
Hey, you there, traveler.
You don't plan to steal
that umbrella, do you?
Choose one from these three
and embark on your adventure.
Wake up! Wake up!
Sacrifice!
Ah, you've come round.
-What you doin'?
-Reset marathon.
What?! She's opened her eyes!
Relax. It's only a glitch.
Her mind is still in Macbeth's Garden.
I'm here'a save ya!
It appears we have a bit of a problem
on our hands.
There is no harm in letting them
swim free for a moment.
Agreed. Our plans have only just begun.
We cannot allow this shitty four-panel
become an anime as it is.
All will go as we,
the production committee, intend.
Precisely.
In the end,
we shall rule over this season.
Poptepipic!
I know, right?
It's "The End," right?
Poptepipic!
New Corner Bobnemimimmi.
Everyone's Hippyopyotamus.
Hippo. Hippo hippo!
Hippo! Hippo
Oh, I'm so hungry!
Oh, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hung
BUGS
I wanna eat some curry rice.
Have a scorpion!
BOBNEMIMIMMI
Poptepipic.
'Zat ya little bitch?!
'Skin fer it, ya bastard!
How belligerent.
'Ma 'ape 'er face, sha'mm!
Wam'ma kill 'a 'rah!
Poptepipic.
Masashi Supah Dry!
Do you understand what you've done?
Understand what you've done?!
Eat the cutlet bowl.
Eat the cutlet bowl!
Poptepipic.
This episode paints stereotypes
in a comical and fun way
to make the joke that, perhaps,
Paris is not as charming as they say.
PARIS
Finally, Paris! Oh, how I've longed to go!
I can't speak French. Think we'll be okay?
It is fine. I have a brilliant idea.
We must simply master 'ze gestures.
You're right. Look, everyone's
talking gestures with us.
THE END
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bobnemimimmi.
I don't get mad.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You mad?
I'm not mad.
I'm Hoshifuri Sosogu!
I keep the fact that I'm an idol
a secret from my classmates!
But I'm in danger of being expelled!
Save me, Daichi-kun!
Hoshiiro Girldrop,
Star 2: "Help, I'm an Idol!"
Let's drop-drop into love next week too!
RERUN
Daichi! We're leaving now, okay?
'Kay!
My name is Taira Daichi.
I'm a normal high schooler.
My parents are going
on a long business trip overseas.
Starting today, I can do whatever I want!
Oh, right, Daichi.
You'd better not cause
Sosogu-chan any trouble!
Well, bye, then.
Sosogu?
Who's that?
Star 1: "I'm Only Telling You!"
Ain't tellin' you!
Poptepipic.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
-Hey, hey! You mad?
-I'm not mad.
I'm not
Poptepipic.
I'll let you off this time.
Poptepipic.
I am God!
-Oh!
-I will answer any question you have!
USING WIKI
How much do you love me? Tell me.
Me love you long time.
Poptepipic.
Oh no! I'm late! I'm late!
Hang in there, me!
I'm late! I'm late!
EPISODE 1
"ENCOUNTER"
THE FOLLOWING PICTURE EXHIBITS
INTENTIONALLY ADDED DISTORTIONS AND NOISE
Oh no!
I'm late! I'm late!
I'm Popko,
a run-of-the-mill, 14-year-old
second-year middle schooler!
Look out!
Ow
Are you okay?
What's your name?
I'm me, bitch!
Oh crap!
I'm late! I'm late!
Ouch! My feelings!
Huh? Huh? My pendant!
That's mine! Could you give it back?
Oh, a choice.
No, duh, this is a "yes."
Huh?
Nah, I'll go with "no."
Don't shoot.
My name is Pipimi.
The Earth is in danger.
Bang!
Zap!
I said, don't shoot.
I can't just sleep here!
Wait one moment.
You gonna go kill some honest girls?
Grenades made with the knowledge
of powder weapons cultivated
by the Sekihoutai.
EVIL
Do you "lurve" me?
I "loove" you.
Oh my, an accent girl!
Oh!
Well, it's my lucky day!
Hey, you there, traveler.
You don't plan to steal
that umbrella, do you?
Choose one from these three
and embark on your adventure.
Wake up! Wake up!
Sacrifice!
Ah, you've come round.
-What you doin'?
-Reset marathon.
What?! She's opened her eyes!
Relax. It's only a glitch.
Her mind is still in Macbeth's Garden.
I'm here to save you!
It appears we have a bit of a problem
on our hands.
There is no harm in letting them
swim free for a moment.
Agreed. Our plans have only just begun.
We cannot allow this shitty four-panel
become an anime as it is.
All will go as we,
the production committee, intend.
Precisely. In the end,
we shall rule over this season.
Poptepipic!
Ah! I'm off!
I'm alive!
I know, right?
It's "The End," right?
Poptepipic!
New Corner Bobnemimimmi.
Everyone's Hippyopyotamus.
Hippo. Hippo hippo!
Hippo! Hippo
Oh, I'm so hungry!
Oh, I'm hungry.
I'm hungry.
I'm hung
BUGS
I wanna eat some curry rice.
Have a scorpion!
BOBNEMIMIMMI
Poptepipic.
'Zat ya little bitch?!
'Skin fer it, ya bastard!
How belligerent.
'Ma 'ape 'er face, sha'mm!
Wam'ma kill 'a 'rah!
Poptepipic.
Do you understand what you've done?
Understand what you've done?!
Eat the cutlet bowl.
Eat the cutlet bowl!
Poptepipic.
This episode paints stereotypes
in a comical and fun way
to make the joke that, perhaps,
Paris is not as charming as they say.
PARIS
Finally, Paris! Oh, how I've longed to go!
I can't speak French. Think we'll be okay?
It is fine. I have a brilliant idea.
We must simply master 'ze gestures.
You're right. Look,
everyone's talking gestures with us.
THE END
Poptepipic.
New Corner Bobnemimimmi.
I don't get mad.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
Hey, hey! You mad?
I'm not mad.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You mad?
I'm not mad.
I'm Hoshifuri Sosogu!
I keep the fact that I'm an idol
a secret from my classmates!
But I'm in danger of being expelled!
Save me, Daichi-kun!
Hoshiiro Girldrop,
Star 2: "Help, I'm an Idol!"
Let's drop-drop into love next week too!