School-Live! (Gakkou Gurashi!) (2015) s01e01 Episode Script
Beginning
1 Taroumaru, don't lick me like that! You'll wake everyone up if you fuss like that.
Wait, huh? Oh, no! I'm late! I'm late! Gotta hurry Let's go, Taroumaru.
Yuki Resource room Bedroom Fire Hydrant Lately, I just love going to school! Morning! And my favorite part is School Living Club #1 "Beginning" Made it! Where are you going, Taroumaru? School Living Club In here! Good morning, everybody! Kurumi Oh, good morning.
Mii-kun Yuki-senpai, good morning.
Morning, Yuki-chan.
Rii-san You slept in a bit this morning.
Oh, it was nothing.
That wasn't a compliment.
Don't start first thing in the morning, Kurumi-chan.
Why do you have a shovel out this early? You're so naive.
This weapon had the highest kill ratio in the trenches during the first great war.
Mii-kun, what're you reading? Please don't call me Mii-kun.
Listen to me! Oh, yeah.
Get a load of this! She's not listening.
I almost forgot about coming to club and nearly left to go home! Close call.
But Megu-nee stopped me in time.
Meat Sauce I see.
You'll have to make sure to thank her.
Yeah! Senpai, you're too forgetful.
What's wrong, senpai? That smell Spaghetti! I quit.
With meat sauce.
Rii-san, I love you! Jeez.
Get the other plates, please.
Okay! You can't stay on the desk.
Over here.
D-Don't feel bad Taroumaru Don't be naughty.
Whoa, what is it, boy? Taroumaru's hungry, too.
Oh? Let's get your breakfast, too.
I'll help.
Taroumaru's still just a puppy Growl Guess I'll lend a hand.
Wait! Wait! Huh? Rii-san Kurumi-chan Yuki Is everyone ready? Mii-kun Let's dig in! Om nom Om nom Om nom T-Try to savor it a little.
Like Miki's doing.
Delicious.
Please don't stare at me, Senpai.
Sorry Yuki-chan, chew your food thoroughly before you swallow.
R-Roger.
Delicious.
You don't have to be exactly like her.
I hate you, Senpai.
F-Forgive me, Mii-kun.
Burp I'll practice until I get it down.
Please don't! Yuki-chan, isn't it almost time to go? Oh, yeah! I'm the class helper today! Gotta run! You didn't finish your food.
Now she's inhaling it.
What did I just say? School Living Club See you later! And thanks for breakfast! Take care.
Take care.
Lately, I just love going to school! I know it sounds weird, but school is awesome.
The physics room has these weird devices.
The music room has beautiful instruments and intimidating portraits.
In the communications room, all the school's your stage! We've got everything.
We're like our own country! You won't find a place this weird anywhere else.
Takeya-san.
We love school so much, we want to live here day in and day out.
Takeya Yuki-san! Megu-nee! Megu-nee That's Sakura-sensei, if you please.
Takeya-san, no running in the hallway.
How many times must I tell you? Sorry about that I didn't notice you since you don't really stand out much.
I'm class helper today, so I've gotta run! See ya! I don't stand out? And safe.
Slump Sup, school-dweller? Coming from the club room today? Yup.
And yet you're barely on time every morning.
Coming in at the last second is thrilling! Who's on duty today? The blackboard hasn't been erased! Teacher alert.
Okay, from today on I'll start trying harder! She perked up fast! I guess that's just like you.
Class helper, lead us off.
Okay! Stand! Bow! Be seated.
Zzz Zzz Zzz Zzz Zzz Zzz She fell asleep fast, too.
Zzz Zzz Takeya-san.
Takeya Yuki-san.
Morning We're in class! Right, good morning, ma'am! One more time and you're staying after class.
Roger! Yuki-senpai! There.
Yuki-senpai! Yuki-senpai! Hey, Yuki-senpai! Mii-kun, we're in the middle of class! You're one to talk.
I'm sorry.
Cute little protege you've got there.
Umm, Sensei.
I don't feel good.
Can I go see the nurse? Yes.
Thanks! Hey, you seem fine to me! Senpai? You scared the heck out of me, Mii-kun.
Sorry.
And it's not Mii-kun.
Are you nervous? Look, just because I'm an upperclassman I'm not nervous about anything.
I have no reason to be nervous around you.
Anyway, we've got an issue.
Taroumaru's gone missing.
Uh-oh! We gotta find him! Yes.
Taroumaru! Not here, either.
M-Mii-kun, they're having class! I've been calling and calling for him, but he won't come.
Hmm Well, Taroumaru doesn't like you that much, Mii-kun.
I-I don't think he hates you or anything! Taroumaru's a smart dog.
I figure he's probably scared of you is all.
I'm scary? Maybe not scary, more like I can do this You've got the aura of a powerful, capable woman.
I see.
Lazy Lazy I don't have your lazy, lackadaisical aura Right! My lazy aura Hey, wait a second! I'm joking.
Now let's hurry.
Oh, good.
What? You look more relaxed now.
I told you, I wasn't nervous to begin with.
Really? I'm just worried about Taroumaru.
I see.
Leave everything to me.
That way! There he is! Taroumaru! Don't scare Mii-kun like that! Senpai! Lazy aura! Lazy aura! Freeze! Running him down won't help! I-It's fine! That's a dead end.
Where'd he learn to do that?! Home Economics He's over there! Why are you closing the door?! We're in big trouble.
Come on.
W-Wait! Mii-kun, they're in class! We're from the School Living Club.
We've come to fetch our dog.
Mii-kun, he's back in the hall! Hey, Taroumaru! How does a dog that small climb so fast? Taroumaru's talented.
This is no time to admire him! Sorry.
Hurry up.
Roger! Gotcha! Taroumaru! Wave Wave Be a good boy and come here.
Okay? What are you guys doing? Kurumi-chan? Zoom Were you chasing Taroumaru? Yup! What are you doing up here, Kurumi-chan? And with another shovel What do you mean? I'm working.
You know, with the horticulture club.
Oh sorry.
It's fine.
It's not her fault.
My aura is the problem.
Ooh-rah? Found him! Okay, I've got this! What are you gonna do with the shovel? Don't worry.
I won't use the sharp edge.
Oh, all right, then.
Wait, that's not all right! Taroumaru! Here, boy! Taroumaru! Whoosh Hold still, you! Taroumaru.
No stepping on the crops.
Rumble Sweet! Nice, Rii-san! Rumble The School Living Club charter! Recite! Right.
School Living Club members not only attend classes but live their whole lives at school, so as to As to As to grow closer to the school's many departments, and with them Foster self-governance and independence, and set an example for all to follow.
Yes, very good.
I'm sorry.
It's fine, but you bothered the horticulture club members a bit.
Sorry, everybody! Sorry! Err, sorry.
You're an upperclassman.
You need to be more responsible.
Oh, Taroumaru! He's over there! Take care, horticulture club! Goodbye! Behold, my senpai power! This time She's still not in lazy mode! Physics Lab Not there Senpai! Music Room Senpai! Broadcasting Don't lick me like that! Aw, nuts! Wait Senpai! School Living Club Hardtack is so yummy.
You think? Though, you can't just have one.
It tastes like survival.
Now that I can agree with.
Taroumaru? What, you want a bite of hardtack, too? It's your fault I'm so tired.
I'm the one who's tired here.
I can't believe he can open doors.
We'll need to keep him on a leash now.
He's too talented for his own good.
Taroumaru's very sharp! Right? D-Don't feel bad.
Chasing down dogs during class This will definitely come up at the staff meeting.
I'll have to write another apology letter.
Hey, we didn't have any casualties, it's all good.
I'm a casualty! I apologize.
It's fine.
Just try to be more careful.
I guess Taroumaru really wanted to go for a walk! Who was supposed to take him yesterday? You forgot your duty, didn't you, Senpai? Yuki-san I apologize.
Apologize to Taroumaru, not me.
You're right.
I'm sorry, Taroumaru.
I'll make up an excuse for why you missed class.
Just make sure to do your homework.
Okay! What's wrong? I don't see my backpack I left it in class! She's always in such a happy mood.
Thoughtless is more like it.
I think it's nice.
Same here.
I Stare What's up? Forget something? Not exactly Umm It's just I love you all! Where'd that come from? Like how I forgot about the club and almost left to go home, but I didn't forget about all of you.
We know.
That was it.
I'll be off, then.
What now? You think Senpai will be okay by herself? Probably, yeah.
Are you going with her? Yes.
There you are! You all better? You went to the nurse, right? Playing hooky? No fair.
No, no, Taroumaru ran off.
Who's Taroumaru? A boy? Well, he's not a girl What's he like? Let's see He's got a necklace just like yours! A choker? He's got good fashion sense, at lease.
And this morning, he jumped on me and tried to pull my skirt off! He'll walk in during class and jump up on my desk.
Sounds dangerous But that's what makes him so cute.
Cute?! What the hell is this Taroumaru?! A dog.
The School Living Club takes care of him.
Why didn't you say that earlier? The School Living Club has everything.
Taroumaru can get anywhere.
He uses his front paws to open doors! Are you sure Taroumaru's a dog?! If you don't keep an eye on him, he gets into all kinds of places! When you're holding him, he makes the cutest little face.
It makes me want to squeeze him so tight! Senpai! Oh, Mii-kun! What's up? Umm Huh? Yeah, she's in the School Living Club, too.
Right, Miki-chan became Mii-kun.
Yeah, Mii-kun's super smart.
See you later! Sorry about that.
What's wrong? Nothing Mii-kun, you seem tense.
Nervous? Not at all.
You don't have to be on edge just because I'm older.
I'm telling you I'm not.
What did you want? Rii-san made me come.
She said you'd probably start talking to people and forget about your homework.
Come on, I'm not that bad.
I'd hope not.
Oh, no! I did! Gotcha, just kidding.
The window's open Next Time!! Taroumaru's so adorable! And smart.
He sure is.
He can open doors and slip off his collar in an instant.
That's not good! #2 "Memories" Next time on Episode 2 of SCHOOL-LIVE, "Memories!"
Wait, huh? Oh, no! I'm late! I'm late! Gotta hurry Let's go, Taroumaru.
Yuki Resource room Bedroom Fire Hydrant Lately, I just love going to school! Morning! And my favorite part is School Living Club #1 "Beginning" Made it! Where are you going, Taroumaru? School Living Club In here! Good morning, everybody! Kurumi Oh, good morning.
Mii-kun Yuki-senpai, good morning.
Morning, Yuki-chan.
Rii-san You slept in a bit this morning.
Oh, it was nothing.
That wasn't a compliment.
Don't start first thing in the morning, Kurumi-chan.
Why do you have a shovel out this early? You're so naive.
This weapon had the highest kill ratio in the trenches during the first great war.
Mii-kun, what're you reading? Please don't call me Mii-kun.
Listen to me! Oh, yeah.
Get a load of this! She's not listening.
I almost forgot about coming to club and nearly left to go home! Close call.
But Megu-nee stopped me in time.
Meat Sauce I see.
You'll have to make sure to thank her.
Yeah! Senpai, you're too forgetful.
What's wrong, senpai? That smell Spaghetti! I quit.
With meat sauce.
Rii-san, I love you! Jeez.
Get the other plates, please.
Okay! You can't stay on the desk.
Over here.
D-Don't feel bad Taroumaru Don't be naughty.
Whoa, what is it, boy? Taroumaru's hungry, too.
Oh? Let's get your breakfast, too.
I'll help.
Taroumaru's still just a puppy Growl Guess I'll lend a hand.
Wait! Wait! Huh? Rii-san Kurumi-chan Yuki Is everyone ready? Mii-kun Let's dig in! Om nom Om nom Om nom T-Try to savor it a little.
Like Miki's doing.
Delicious.
Please don't stare at me, Senpai.
Sorry Yuki-chan, chew your food thoroughly before you swallow.
R-Roger.
Delicious.
You don't have to be exactly like her.
I hate you, Senpai.
F-Forgive me, Mii-kun.
Burp I'll practice until I get it down.
Please don't! Yuki-chan, isn't it almost time to go? Oh, yeah! I'm the class helper today! Gotta run! You didn't finish your food.
Now she's inhaling it.
What did I just say? School Living Club See you later! And thanks for breakfast! Take care.
Take care.
Lately, I just love going to school! I know it sounds weird, but school is awesome.
The physics room has these weird devices.
The music room has beautiful instruments and intimidating portraits.
In the communications room, all the school's your stage! We've got everything.
We're like our own country! You won't find a place this weird anywhere else.
Takeya-san.
We love school so much, we want to live here day in and day out.
Takeya Yuki-san! Megu-nee! Megu-nee That's Sakura-sensei, if you please.
Takeya-san, no running in the hallway.
How many times must I tell you? Sorry about that I didn't notice you since you don't really stand out much.
I'm class helper today, so I've gotta run! See ya! I don't stand out? And safe.
Slump Sup, school-dweller? Coming from the club room today? Yup.
And yet you're barely on time every morning.
Coming in at the last second is thrilling! Who's on duty today? The blackboard hasn't been erased! Teacher alert.
Okay, from today on I'll start trying harder! She perked up fast! I guess that's just like you.
Class helper, lead us off.
Okay! Stand! Bow! Be seated.
Zzz Zzz Zzz Zzz Zzz Zzz She fell asleep fast, too.
Zzz Zzz Takeya-san.
Takeya Yuki-san.
Morning We're in class! Right, good morning, ma'am! One more time and you're staying after class.
Roger! Yuki-senpai! There.
Yuki-senpai! Yuki-senpai! Hey, Yuki-senpai! Mii-kun, we're in the middle of class! You're one to talk.
I'm sorry.
Cute little protege you've got there.
Umm, Sensei.
I don't feel good.
Can I go see the nurse? Yes.
Thanks! Hey, you seem fine to me! Senpai? You scared the heck out of me, Mii-kun.
Sorry.
And it's not Mii-kun.
Are you nervous? Look, just because I'm an upperclassman I'm not nervous about anything.
I have no reason to be nervous around you.
Anyway, we've got an issue.
Taroumaru's gone missing.
Uh-oh! We gotta find him! Yes.
Taroumaru! Not here, either.
M-Mii-kun, they're having class! I've been calling and calling for him, but he won't come.
Hmm Well, Taroumaru doesn't like you that much, Mii-kun.
I-I don't think he hates you or anything! Taroumaru's a smart dog.
I figure he's probably scared of you is all.
I'm scary? Maybe not scary, more like I can do this You've got the aura of a powerful, capable woman.
I see.
Lazy Lazy I don't have your lazy, lackadaisical aura Right! My lazy aura Hey, wait a second! I'm joking.
Now let's hurry.
Oh, good.
What? You look more relaxed now.
I told you, I wasn't nervous to begin with.
Really? I'm just worried about Taroumaru.
I see.
Leave everything to me.
That way! There he is! Taroumaru! Don't scare Mii-kun like that! Senpai! Lazy aura! Lazy aura! Freeze! Running him down won't help! I-It's fine! That's a dead end.
Where'd he learn to do that?! Home Economics He's over there! Why are you closing the door?! We're in big trouble.
Come on.
W-Wait! Mii-kun, they're in class! We're from the School Living Club.
We've come to fetch our dog.
Mii-kun, he's back in the hall! Hey, Taroumaru! How does a dog that small climb so fast? Taroumaru's talented.
This is no time to admire him! Sorry.
Hurry up.
Roger! Gotcha! Taroumaru! Wave Wave Be a good boy and come here.
Okay? What are you guys doing? Kurumi-chan? Zoom Were you chasing Taroumaru? Yup! What are you doing up here, Kurumi-chan? And with another shovel What do you mean? I'm working.
You know, with the horticulture club.
Oh sorry.
It's fine.
It's not her fault.
My aura is the problem.
Ooh-rah? Found him! Okay, I've got this! What are you gonna do with the shovel? Don't worry.
I won't use the sharp edge.
Oh, all right, then.
Wait, that's not all right! Taroumaru! Here, boy! Taroumaru! Whoosh Hold still, you! Taroumaru.
No stepping on the crops.
Rumble Sweet! Nice, Rii-san! Rumble The School Living Club charter! Recite! Right.
School Living Club members not only attend classes but live their whole lives at school, so as to As to As to grow closer to the school's many departments, and with them Foster self-governance and independence, and set an example for all to follow.
Yes, very good.
I'm sorry.
It's fine, but you bothered the horticulture club members a bit.
Sorry, everybody! Sorry! Err, sorry.
You're an upperclassman.
You need to be more responsible.
Oh, Taroumaru! He's over there! Take care, horticulture club! Goodbye! Behold, my senpai power! This time She's still not in lazy mode! Physics Lab Not there Senpai! Music Room Senpai! Broadcasting Don't lick me like that! Aw, nuts! Wait Senpai! School Living Club Hardtack is so yummy.
You think? Though, you can't just have one.
It tastes like survival.
Now that I can agree with.
Taroumaru? What, you want a bite of hardtack, too? It's your fault I'm so tired.
I'm the one who's tired here.
I can't believe he can open doors.
We'll need to keep him on a leash now.
He's too talented for his own good.
Taroumaru's very sharp! Right? D-Don't feel bad.
Chasing down dogs during class This will definitely come up at the staff meeting.
I'll have to write another apology letter.
Hey, we didn't have any casualties, it's all good.
I'm a casualty! I apologize.
It's fine.
Just try to be more careful.
I guess Taroumaru really wanted to go for a walk! Who was supposed to take him yesterday? You forgot your duty, didn't you, Senpai? Yuki-san I apologize.
Apologize to Taroumaru, not me.
You're right.
I'm sorry, Taroumaru.
I'll make up an excuse for why you missed class.
Just make sure to do your homework.
Okay! What's wrong? I don't see my backpack I left it in class! She's always in such a happy mood.
Thoughtless is more like it.
I think it's nice.
Same here.
I Stare What's up? Forget something? Not exactly Umm It's just I love you all! Where'd that come from? Like how I forgot about the club and almost left to go home, but I didn't forget about all of you.
We know.
That was it.
I'll be off, then.
What now? You think Senpai will be okay by herself? Probably, yeah.
Are you going with her? Yes.
There you are! You all better? You went to the nurse, right? Playing hooky? No fair.
No, no, Taroumaru ran off.
Who's Taroumaru? A boy? Well, he's not a girl What's he like? Let's see He's got a necklace just like yours! A choker? He's got good fashion sense, at lease.
And this morning, he jumped on me and tried to pull my skirt off! He'll walk in during class and jump up on my desk.
Sounds dangerous But that's what makes him so cute.
Cute?! What the hell is this Taroumaru?! A dog.
The School Living Club takes care of him.
Why didn't you say that earlier? The School Living Club has everything.
Taroumaru can get anywhere.
He uses his front paws to open doors! Are you sure Taroumaru's a dog?! If you don't keep an eye on him, he gets into all kinds of places! When you're holding him, he makes the cutest little face.
It makes me want to squeeze him so tight! Senpai! Oh, Mii-kun! What's up? Umm Huh? Yeah, she's in the School Living Club, too.
Right, Miki-chan became Mii-kun.
Yeah, Mii-kun's super smart.
See you later! Sorry about that.
What's wrong? Nothing Mii-kun, you seem tense.
Nervous? Not at all.
You don't have to be on edge just because I'm older.
I'm telling you I'm not.
What did you want? Rii-san made me come.
She said you'd probably start talking to people and forget about your homework.
Come on, I'm not that bad.
I'd hope not.
Oh, no! I did! Gotcha, just kidding.
The window's open Next Time!! Taroumaru's so adorable! And smart.
He sure is.
He can open doors and slip off his collar in an instant.
That's not good! #2 "Memories" Next time on Episode 2 of SCHOOL-LIVE, "Memories!"