That's So Raven (2003) s01e01 Episode Script

1 Eddie?! Hello?! And now, introducing the newest member of Bayside's basketball team Starting guard Eddie nothing-but-net Thomas.
Three seconds.
Thomas charges down the floor.
Makes his move, jumps to the rim yes! Yes.
Thomas wins the championship and the crowd goes wild! Congratulations, Eddie, you made the team.
I'm so happy for you.
Thank you, thank you.
And now the crowd can stop hugging.
That's right High-five.
Home doggie; all right.
So, when did you find out? This morning.
Coach said I'm starting guard for the rest of the season.
I'll just have to pull at least a C-plus on all my midterms.
Right on.
An "F"? Wait, wait, wait.
Did you have a vision? Did it have anything to do with me dating a cheerleader and another cheerleader? Eddie, I have visions, not fantasies.
Okay.
But, you know, it wasn't really anything that important.
Man, this is the best day of my life.
Nothing can stop me now.
Yeah, right nothing.
Yep, that's me.
So, if Eddie gets an "F" on his test he'll get kicked off the team.
I know I have to tell him but he was so psyched about being on that team.
I just don't know how.
Yes, I'm sure it was Eddie's test.
He was holding it in his hand and I remember the right answers were circled like "D, A, B, A.
" I remembered because it spelled "Daba, B, B, Caba, C, C Bad, Dad, D, D, Caba" Raven! I know.
I have the answers to Eddie's test.
No, you said, "Dede.
" That's my aunt's name.
Do you know what this means, Chelsea? I can give the answers to Eddie he'll get an "A" on the Spanish midterm and then he won't get kicked off the team.
You're right.
You should tell him.
Yeah, but that would be cheating; I can't do that.
You're right.
There's no way you could tell him.
If I don't, he'll get kicked off the team.
You should tell him.
Oh, now you believe in cheating? Well, then don't tell what do you want from me? I want you to be the one who's psychic so I can be the one saying: "So, what are you going to do?" So, what are you going to do? Okay, Max, we going to need some nicknames now that we on the team.
Like, uh, the Mailman or Shaq.
Okay, um I'll be Shaq.
Don't tell me it's already taken.
Hey, Eddie, don't you have a Spanish midterm tomorrow? Yeah.
So, um, how are you doing in that class? Okay.
I mean, I'll probably pull off, like, a C-plus.
Okay, Eddie, listen Hey, Max, can't we get a minute? Uh, sure.
Oh What? Um so, uh, what did you want to talk to me about? Well, you know, I just wanted to talk to Eddie alone, really.
Well, he's right over there.
What are you talking to me for? Guess I wasn't thinking.
I have those days sometimes.
I bet you do.
Eddie, listen you really have to concentrate on those grades.
You know you got to keep it up.
I know, I know.
Look I'll study tonight.
I meeting the guys over at Max's house to watch the game.
Hey, why go out and have fun with the guys when when you can come over to Raven's for a study party? Yeah, now that is cool.
Yeah.
Maybe, then, afterwards we can sit around and do each other's toenails and share our feelings.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I mean, it's not like you had a vision of me failing a test or something.
Did you? Sorry, Eddie.
Oh, man, I can't get an "F" on this test.
I'll get kicked off the team.
Hey, Eddie, don't panic, okay? You always cram the night before and get a good grade.
Which, by the way, is so irritating.
Do you know how hard I work Chelsea, Chelsea focus, focus.
I can cram all I want to, y'all.
I just don't get Spanish.
You know what, Eddie? We are not going to let this vision come true, okay? 'Cause you know why? We both took Spanish last year and, you know, not to brag, but we both did Excelente.
Excelente.
That's "excellent" in Spanish.
Then why don't they just say that? I All right, contestant, are you ready to play another round of "Do you want to pass Spanish?" Yes, I am, Raven.
All right.
In the last round, you've managed to correctly label, in Spanish, amount of zero items.
But you can stop now or you can push on to actually learn something.
I'd like to learn something.
All right, Chelsea let's tell Eddie and the folks at home what he's playing for.
All right, Raven.
Eddie will be playing for an ice-cold root beer.
Yes, courtesy of your mom and dad.
Yes, your mom and dad.
Makers of you and Corey.
All right ready Set Go! You guys are right.
This is a cool way to learn Spanish.
All right, Chelsea, let's tell him how he did.
Well, on the bright side, um, Eddie you knew that "teléfono" meant, you know, telephone.
Go, Eddie, it's a party Shake your booty now.
Oh, but, contestant that's where your luck ran out because, you see, we don't cook in the "garbage.
" And we don't sit on a shoe.
Oh, while your sitting on that shoe you can have a nice, cold glass of tuna.
Would you stop doing that? Dad said these guys got to go; it's getting late.
Can you please tell him another 15 minutes? Eddie's got a really important Spanish test tomorrow.
Spanish? That's why you've been here all night? Estúpido! Estúpido! Estúpido! It's no way I'm going to get this stuff by tomorrow.
Maybe if I had a couple of more days Eddie, don't give up, okay? 'Cause we're not.
I want you to go inside the living room so we can make up some more cards.
Go go.
What are we going to do, Chelsea? He is not getting it.
I know.
Maybe, you should tell him that you saw Oh, that I saw the Big Dipper and, you know, the lunar eclipse Oh, no, no, no.
I meant, tell him that you saw the answers.
You saw the answers, Rae? Yeah, that was, uh, kind of the part of the vision I left out.
This is great.
So, where are they? What? You got them written down or what? Eddie, that would be cheating and I just can't help you do that.
I know, but can't you think of it as psychic tutoring? I I'm sorry, I just can't.
Wait a minute.
So, you mean to tell me that you're just going to let me fail and get kicked off the team? I mean, you know how many guys have tried out, Rae, and I made the cut? That's makes me something around here.
I know, Eddie, but Just forget it.
You know, it's not that easy for me, either.
Poor Raven.
It must be so hard knowing stuff before it happens.
I thought you were my friend.
I am.
That's the wrong answer.
Hey, Eddie.
Can you believe him? I wish I never had that stupid vision.
There's nothing you can do now, Rae.
His test is in an hour.
Hola, Ricardo, Hola, Miguel.
I hope you're ready for the big test today.
I am.
But then, I know the answers.
Maybe there is something I can do.
Ah-ah-ah.
You missed a spot.
You missed a spot! Still there.
Still there.
Okay, all gone.
Senorita Rodriguez.
Raven! You got a minute? I haven't seen you all year.
You have a little something right here.
Still there.
Still there.
Okay, all gone.
What can I do for you? I have something really important I need to tell you.
Some of your students are worried about how hard the midterm test is going to be today.
What can I tell you? Spanish is not for sissies.
Don't I know it.
But it's just that some of them are thinking that they might even switch to French.
What?! I bet that new French teacher, Madame What's Her Face is behind this.
I don't trust that woman.
She's about as French as French fries and yet she prances around with her croissants and her international coffee like she's all that.
I was just saying that I think you need to give your students a little bit more time to study.
You know, you could always postpone the test till Monday.
Postpone the test hmm.
So you'll do it? No.
They'll just have to do the best they can.
Adios, Raven.
Senorita, can you tell him he's going to have to do that one again? I got to get to class, but don't forget team pictures on Monday.
Yeah, at least I'll have something to prove I was on the team.
Dang! Stupid ball! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Turn it on it's side.
That's funny.
Worked for my football.
Give me.
Go, Max.
Go.
Bye, Max.
Hey, Eddie, can we talk? Wait, wait, wait.
I thought I heard a former friend of mine.
I got a Spanish test to fail.
Might as well take this.
I won't be needing it.
Eddie, wait! I'll give you the answers.
You will! I knew you'd come through for me! What are they? They're D, A, B, A, C Slow down, slow down.
D, A, B, A what? I'll write 'em down for you, here.
You got my back on this one, Rae.
I mean, if you ever need anything like a kidney I will personally find someone to donate it to you.
That's all I can do.
At least he's happy.
He didn't give you much a choice, right? Hola, Chelsea, hola, Raven.
I thought about what you said about the students switching to French.
I can't let that happen.
So you're postponing the test? No.
But I decided to make Spanish more fun.
So I made a whole new test with all new questions.
Oh! Is it any easier? No.
But I printed it on pink paper, and that says fun to me.
Adios.
Miss Senorita I have a message from the office for Mr.
Eddie Thomas.
Raven, he's about to take a test.
I understand that, but it's really important.
Here, I'm going to let you in on the secret.
His uncle Louie is in the hospital and see, what had happened was he got the wrong test.
So what happened is they gave him a completely wrong test.
Do you understand that, Eddie? Your uncle Louie has completely the wrong test.
Comprende? I don't have an uncle Louie.
It must be a mistake.
A mistake? I must have the wrong information.
It's funny how people can get mixed up and get the wrong information.
I think you need to tell him because he's not comprendeing.
The wrong information.
Raven, Eduardo obviously doesn't care about his uncle so bye-bye.
Okay.
All right, class, start your test, okay? You have until the end of my Ricky Martin CD.
And go.
I got a B, I got an A I got a B, D, D I got a C, I got a A, I got a B, D, D.
And I most definitely ain't got no F.
Remind me again why we're risking detention.
Girl, we are not going to get detention, okay? I mean, if we get caught up here we're talking expelled.
Don't worry, Chelsea.
All we go to do is get Eddie to see the sign then we'll be all right.
Now, where is it? I taped it to the railing like you told me.
Oh, that's good, Chelsea.
Now all we have to do is get Eddie onto the other side of the street so he can read the sign.
Hey, Chelsea.
What? Tell me there is not a bird on my head.
Okay, now Rae, don't move.
Don't scare it, because you know what pigeons do when they're scared.
Get it off my head, Chelsea.
Get it off my head.
Hey, bird, shoo! Fly away, little bird.
Fly away.
Bye, little birdie.
Bye-bye, sweetie! Hey, look, there's Eddie.
Okay, you're not paying attention.
Chelsea, I think we better go low.
Go lower.
Okay, okay.
Chelsea! You okay? You okay? Chelsea, hold onto the rope! Ow! Ow! That's my leg! Get the rope! Get the rope! You got it?! Don't you think, you know, Eddie's smart just a little bit? Eddie, got up.
You're through early, Eduardo.
But you know, Spanish just comes easy to a brother.
Tienes muchas suerte.
Uh, salsa.
Oh, on second thought it never hurts to double-check your work.
Would you mind if I open up a window? It's kind of hot in here.
Go ahead.
What are you doing? You've got the wrong answers.
Your teacher she changed the test.
What? She'll make us take it again.
What am I going to do? I don't know this stuff.
Just do the best you can.
Eduardo, ciero la ventana.
What did she say? Close the window! Oh, okay! Hey, Chelsea, Chelsea.
What are you doing? I'm not doing anything, Chelsea.
The Principal is.
Hi, Principal Perkins.
We'll be right up, all right? How's that view? Hey.
So, uh, how'd the test go? I don't know.
The whole thing was kind of a blur.
How'd your meeting with the principal go? Oh, that was kind of a blur, too.
A really loud, angry blur.
I wouldn't even be in this mess if I didn't ask you to help me cheat.
I'm sorry, Rae.
And all that stuff I said about you being a bad friend well, that was out of line.
That's okay.
I know being on the basketball team means a lot to you but you got a lot more going on for you than just that.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right! I mean, you are the best rapper that I know.
Well, you're not lying there.
I am pretty tight.
And funny.
You're always cracking me up.
And generous.
You always split your lunch with me when I forget mine.
Actually, Rae, that's Chelsea.
Well, I know one thing's for sure.
If I was in that Spanish class you'd be the one outside the window helping me.
Me? No way.
In a second.
You know that psychic thing you've got going on? I always thought it'd be kind of fun but it must get pretty tough to deal with sometimes, huh? Sometimes.
Hey, you want to play some one-on-one? Girl, I'll wipe the floor with you.
You better sit back But you have not seen my move.
Bring it on, little missy! What's up? That was my move! I'm a cheerleader! Eddie! So, is that your Spanish test? How'd you do? See for yourself.
Oh, Eddie I'm so amazed! You got a C! Plus, plus! Keep your eyes on the plus! Way to go, Eddie.
I wouldn't have pulled it off without you guys.
I mean, I guess all the cramming really paid off.
Congratulations, Eddie.
Don't matter.
I don't care if I'm on the team.
No big deal! Let it out, Eddie.
Really? I'm on the team! I'm on the team! I'm on the team! I'm on the team!