The 10th Kingdom (2000) s01e01 Episode Script
Episode 1
My name is Virginia and I live on the edge the forest.
Well, almost.
My father is a porter and that's all that we have to sustain an apartment the edge of Central Park.
And they may think that the fact that I still live with my father is a bit sad.
and maybe even have reason but I'm everything he has.
And as I live permanently as the jump between lovers I am a waitress restaurant in the park.
But one day, yet I'll find a partner to open up a restaurant.
I just need a good man with an interest in food.
You see me this? Look well! It's all eaten.
My job is not it, that is work electrician.
But who should you do? Where are you going? - Work father, as usual.
When you return, go up the stairs the devil will not weave them! Prison Memorial Snow White 4 United, 18:02 Who's there? Province 4 United, 18:03 Where are we going, exactly? - The City of Beans in southwest corner of his kingdom, sir.
It will take the throne that the artisans made for his coronation.
Still missing a lot? We can not stop to hunt anywhere? We are very close, sir.
We still have to make a brief stop Prison Memorial Snow White.
I hate the province.
People are so vulgar.
His stepmother requested new freedom conditional, which obviously refused.
It is a mere courtesy call.
You are pathetic! Still considered a troll? You are my shame.
Sorry, Dad.
- Will not happen again.
It's the last time that I've saved you.
- Come on dad, get your magic shoes.
I here my arrangement with them.
I begin to think that the only people they want this country are guys like me.
People doing odd jobs, men of all trades, which basically fall head and accept.
In a few 10, 15 years maximum, this country says goodbye to Democracy.
I assure you, the company's shares, where people help each other, gone, gone, no more.
The chops are baked on top of the microwave.
Tony, I'm half an hour ago waiting for the elevator.
I thought I had arranged.
- And I got, but again fails.
See if it does not lose all night with this, because it has to go see the boiler that is give us in the nuts.
The pipeline is full of air and the system must be drained.
Yes sir, I'll just get the flight of 9 and soon to follow there.
Tony, the warning only once.
Walks around the many good people dating her job.
Very good people.
- Yes, sir.
Drain the system Should drain it was him! Goodbye, father! - Bye.
Look not through the park, you promise?.
- I promise.
- Levas coat? You'll catch cold.
What did you get to me dinner? Wait! Come here.
"High Security Wing ' This is wonderful, is not it? Not quite a reception red carpet.
I'm sure you will not have forgotten our visit, Your Majesty.
Damn elves! - You were right.
High Security! We should not be here.
- Father, no one can enter here.
It is where they have the queen.
"Total Lack of Communication with the Prisoner " "Absence of Total Physical Contact with the Prisoner " Father, this is even worse.
Food Without It Forward No, Dad, where are you going? Can only be a trap.
Father, no, no.
Open the door.
Open the door for everything what they always wanted.
Giles? Giles? Hello prince.
- Did it hurt? - Let me introduce you to my sister.
- Now it's mine! - I am the first.
- Is that I am the first! - I'm always I first.
- Enough.
Are you far from your castle Wendell.
Capital gain you have been there.
My dear fool stepson.
- Behold, you will pay them.
On the contrary! Beseech at my feet for food.
You know what this is? A very special dog.
It is a magical dog.
I just hope you like dogs Wendell, because you will spend the rest Life in the skin of one.
Well, well, Wendell Prince, not greet people in the legs floor, is it? Get him! - Stop him and bring him to me alive! We'll pick you up.
It is that he does not.
He can not escape, we are in prison.
So, Your Highness? What you say in your defense? Where's my tail? From a certain age, we understand that emotion does not want anything to do with us.
And it shows.
Maybe there are people that have peaceful lives.
Give us to eat, not meth anything by mouth since yesterday.
Let us out.
Give us the keys.
Let us out! You! What are you? - Me? A kind of flawless Unjustly detained.
- Do not make me ask again.
I am half-wolf.
If you free, you have to accept serve me unconditionally.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner I'm your wolf and my loyalty is middle name.
Became Prince Wendell one dog.
- Good idea.
- Find it on before the Trolls.
Wait! I submit to your will.
You will be mine for the long haul.
You understand? What is going on here? Damn elves! Where are we? Look at me just this.
This is not part of the Nine Kingdoms is a magical place.
Look well all these lights.
- Must have thousands of candles.
We should claim was this kingdom.
- What a fantastic idea.
Let's put her hand before someone you remember.
Hereby, I claim this land and its inhabitants in the name Nation of Trolls.
Will henceforth be called How should we call? The 10th Kingdom.
The 10th Kingdom.
Within a month the House from White will be destroyed.
Are my Wendell's castle and his kingdom.
And for helping me get away, you will be with the government of half of his kingdom.
Half of the 4th kingdom? But it's huge! What is your plan? What is that supposed to do? Just to let me use your children until they catch me Prince.
That's it? And of course, you should not tell anyone what you saw.
Can I choose the half the realm I want? My God, I killed it.
Are you okay? Sorry.
Where's your owner? How is it that you have no leash? My wallet.
Look at this, not even the skin.
- There are not more shoes? What is this? More magic.
No, Virginia, follows.
There was an incident.
Look! Dog hair.
- Coiro calf.
But what a beauty! Well really clean.
"If it is found, Lewis returned to Virginia " "Apartment 2006, 2, East Eighty Onesta Str " Eighty Onesta Str? - It is what it says here, Eighty Onesta Str And if we here? - Come on.
Meat.
Where are you been? I have been replace you.
- Sorry! Your head you to bleed.
I stuck myself with the bike, I lost portfolio and got a new boyfriend.
I hit him a bike but I think is not hurt.
At least there is to bleed or anything.
- How is it called? - I do not know, has no collar.
- No? Let's see You look like Prince, right? - Hello Prince.
Tasty, no? But remember why you came.
To search Prince.
To search for the Prince.
But a wolf has to eat, no? No one can work an empty stomach.
I smell dog.
Believe it? A combination work and pleasure.
Okay, come and stay here whenever can to see how you are.
But do not do noise but you put me into trouble.
Shut up, but going outside.
The specialty is mutton.
- Sheep? The lamb of the season I hope.
Young and juicy, jump provocatively in the fields.
The swing is up and down with a very soft fur.
Stop it! A pastor which does not watch the flock.
Why should he falls asleep, although I know the girls.
Well, I will not eat it at least with beautiful hunk of lamb.
Or some chubby chops.
I'm not greedy.
I actually am greedy, I do not know by who said it.
I have an appetite devourer.
Born to eat himself.
Goblins damned.
This is our coach.
What do you want? No, no means rare dangerously cooked.
When I say rare, I want let him look at the stove in a panic and hand down.
No potatoes, no vegetables, just the meat.
Red, as the first a blush of youth.
Sorry, but did not realize I want a Marguerita, a diet cola and two beers .
.
And my wife - Sorry, I'll be back.
Okay, over.
Now you go outside.
Danger Candy, very cute.
Now you can leave.
I imagine that you have written this? Barks once.
Barks twice.
Very well, whether the special ram and 6 cups of warm milk.
Yes, I would forget.
I'm Looking for a beautiful young woman who found my dog.
So is yours? I will say to Virginia.
She's back there.
You understand everything I say? Stops.
Who is at risk? We both? Wait, wait there.
Can not enter here.
You should have already gone home.
Maybe you hurt when he fell.
Poor thing! And if you tell me where it is she lives for me thank you? I can not say where she lives! I do not know who it is! Can you tell me.
I'm here.
You better get yourself away.
Okay, you can spend the night here and then you're leaving.
Understand? I must be crazy but it is.
How can I talk to a dog? For I am, excuses convince me.
Mrs.
Graves is my neighbor.
Her husband and son, Eric.
But what happened to them? Wait here.
Wait.
I'll just see if my father is fine.
Father, wake up.
What do you think? Look, here.
Soft cow, what a beauty.
Hello, girl! These shoes have been so mistreated.
Are scratched, rubbed and soiled.
You have some beautiful shoes and so small! In our house we have hundreds of pairs.
- So we know what we are talking.
Who are you and what did to my father? He's just sleeping.
Pulvilhámo it Troll with powder, nothing else.
I am the portly, the Troll feared by the Nine Kingdoms.
I am the prattle, Troll, apprehended by the Nine Kingdoms.
I am the Bluebell, the Troll terrorize the Nine Kingdoms.
Where is he? I do not know what they're talking about? - The Prince Wendell.
The dog.
Count to three and then transform you into a pair of shoes.
- A! I cut the shoes.
- Two! Give way to the shoes.
Three.
I sew - Okay, okay! I tell you where he is! It's out there.
- Show us! Take us to him! Where is he? He is hiding behind those doors.
But that room was not there right now.
You're sneaky! - There is nobody here.
- OK, he's there.
I'll just put the secret door to work and I see where you are hiding.
Okay, but let's get outta here.
The father will be fine.
They walk behind is you.
Whatever it is, it disappears.
Good night! I see that already received the visit of the Trolls.
No matter.
Tonight and tonight only I can make it a unique offering to end all your problems personal and financial.
Hold it there! One more step and I would Police.
This is private property.
Under the terms of this policy, for information on whereabouts his daughter I can give you this magic bean that once digested, it provides the six glorious achievement of desires.
This is it? - It can not be her! - How? It's juicy, which girl so appetizing.
A delight.
I have been thinking and I think this is the worst spell that has been released! We have been through bad things, but nothing of this.
That is the powerful witch! I think we can be in her pocket! Maybe shrunk us and put us in a box of matches in her pocket.
This is ridiculous.
Are you crazy! Put your feet on the ground.
How could we be a matchbox idiot? Where are the matches? What are you doing? Six great desires.
Imagine, having everything you want.
And from what I see around me, for sure I would like to change a lot.
Out of my house.
This is a joke right? No, there is an agreement of common multiple desires.
There are six wishes.
You can not override the wishes formulated, can not formulate five wishes and a thousand other more .
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Business closed or not? So where is the His wonderful daughter? - What do you want? - Just ask for my dog she found.
- Your dog? - Until there is a reward that I intend give him personally.
If you are not working, should be home of my mother.
Spend your life try to turn the Virginia against me.
- And this mother like flowers? - You like but it is money.
It's the only thing that impresses.
Address, please.
- I was very pleased.
- Wait a minute! How long does it take to work? Do not worry.
The first three hours are the worst.
What I want Okay, the first wish Who is it? I am a grandmother.
For a moment I thought that was your mother.
Sorry to disillusion her.
I can spend here tonight? You know that one day she will come back.
There, appearing without warning.
Think she may be in Aspen? Always loved snow.
I think I would have returned.
I do not know, 14 years is a eternity for "apres ski".
Do not be vulgar, dear.
- My God, what is it? - A lost dog that found today.
Do not let him get close to the Rolland.
- Must be full of fleas.
- It has nothing fleas.
Got fleas? No.
.
.
You could still shine in society, Virginia.
Have my own knowledge.
The debut of your mother at the "Ritz-Carlton It was a coronation.
At age 19, had singles all of New York at her feet .
.
And who was it over? - With the father.
Do not waste your life like she did.
Until now I see everything take place again.
You are an employee, for heaven's sake.
With whom thou must cross yourself? Some fast-food cook? Of course it never came to arrange the pipes that promised.
That I expected! Now this!? I can explain and I do it.
I'm on it immediately.
"I'm on it" is not enough.
I want it to himself and his daughter out of this house, today.
- You're fired! - Fired? No! Please! What was your fool? I wish you and your family I lick my feet and be slaves for life.
What did you say? Master? - How long does this spell last? - It can not last long.
- A 100 years? - Max! Perhaps only 50! We have to make the best of our incarceration and not to combine devour each other.
Undoubtedly.
We comply with the 100 years e.
.
.
maybe if we're lucky we have only serving two-thirds of the spell.
There must be a mistake.
I apologize, but was looking grandmother in Virginia.
- I am myself.
- It can not be Perhaps the younger sister, or the same mother but the grandmother? It is a stunning beauty.
Well, I have not even I arranged or anything - I come in? I brought some flowers - Yes, but who are you? The boyfriend of Virginia, its promised.
Promised? But it's not me spoke in no engagement.
It is even so! So modest! Most girls tear me up hair, with only paranamorarem heir to a colossal fortune, but not Virginia.
Well, please feel free to enter.
I'll just get dressed.
Very well, master of desires, give me a supply inexhaustible supply of beer.
Two? Is this a night of partying there in your land? You need to come see this! The refrigerator does not stop - What are you doing? - I fear that not enough clean, Master.
Want to come back to lick them? Show me your tongue.
Okay, five more minutes.
How does your mother is leaving to with the door? You are almost master.
Hurry up there! Do not stop! No, no one ever came to me! Here, open this to me.
What should I ask for more? I wish I wish I had something to cleanse this home alone, that never had to lift a finger.
Clean.
This is full of dust Is there more I'm terrible.
I can not believe I'm doing! But I think it was better accompanied by some potatoes.
Where is the garlic? And the rosemary? What we have to stay right here? Dried herbs like three years? It does not fit in the oven! At least whole.
What am I doing? Should untie it.
Poor old lady, so terrified, should untie it But first I have to put a drop of fat in the pan.
There, guests have already agreed and breakfast is not ready.
I am here, my dear.
- Grandma? - I am here, my dear.
Shall I prepare a coffee or toast? What's happening? Has the flu? Grandma? Surprise! Caramba! You're fantastic! The photo does not do you justice.
No! How is it you came here? It is true, where is the dog? Still asleep, although I know the royals! It smells wonderful! Already had a sample of your smell, but in the flesh The scents are not for me.
I am pleased strongly the audacity of a woman which has its own flavor.
And you, Virginia, smell the Sunday lunch.
- Get away from me! - A beautiful eyes, beautiful teeth.
Everything on your site! I have no doubt, I'm in love! You can rest assured.
Now that you met, eat you out of the question.
No, not even on the menu.
I know this is a bit hasty, but what about output? We started badly, but I assume the my sole responsibility.
Come on, give us an opportunity, please.
Are you a dynamic, about it no doubt.
My God! Grandma! Get back! Get back! No, no, that's good.
Thanks, arrives.
Although! Thanks, will do something else.
No, no, get up! Today, I've been kissed three times! - Let me kiss you again, Master.
- It will clean anything.
It starts to be ridiculous! Master, my wonderful teacher, my woman has a surprise for you.
Really? I treat it here.
Go get me a beer.
It's the Rolex of my husband, solid gold.
- Are you sure this is not one of those cheap fakes? - No, Master.
I bought it for the 40th anniversary of my husband, but you can have it.
All of our goods, are now yours.
Murray, going out with your wife and buy him a roupazita interior.
Of course Master.
Feel free.
I think someone is trapped in lift.
I hear voices and fists.
Well, I do not know if you noticed, but it I am not the man of all trades.
So go there and see if you get yourself that.
- You got the Master.
I think we need a little money to spend.
Master of wishes, which about a million dollars? Good! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! Say hello to Daddy.
- Can I help you? - I hope so, I'm confused.
Must be the person who shared Paul.
He said he passed the mark here a query.
Can you tell me what is I'm doing here? Let us know a little before get into the big issues okay? You Big Questions I tell you one word and I want to tell me first word that comes to mind.
Come on.
- Home - Kitchen.
- Cowardice.
- Chicken.
- Marriage.
- Cake.
- Dead.
- Meat.
Sexual.
Appetite.
Love.
Eat anything cute.
Sorry, it's more than one word Start again.
No, Murray, this is ridiculous! No, stop, listen I want everyone on the street, except his wife.
I had no idea that had a large family.
- You can go.
- I'll have you, Murray, I just bend it for the Master.
No doubles.
But what is this? Stop! Can not stop the Master.
Thank you, thank you, Master.
I'm trying.
Stop Teacher! Teacher, wait! Please, let's go.
- But what did I do?! - Right on! Here is the money from the robbery.
No, wait there! This came to my door I spent the whole day cooped up at home.
This we all can witness it.
Yes, Master.
I spent the day here, drinking few beers with friends.
I think it is retracting.
What disturbs you? I met a great girl and like a lot, much of it! - The problem is that - Continue.
Tell us You do not know when they want love it or eat it.
Of course it is the fault of my parents, which were both huge! They could not stop eating.
Each time I got the classes was "eat this, eat it, eat it " - I should not blame yourself - I should do.
I'm bad, I'm so bad.
I've done so many bad things! But it was not me, you know? That was when I was a wolf Doctor, I want change! Want to be a good person.
Does the lion can not pet the lamb? Does a leopard can not erase its spots? It was precisely here that I found you so it is here that we have to separate.
Look, I'm not upset for the adventures.
I am a simple maid.
This is not my style.
Whoever you want, can stay with you.
No, I gotta go, bye.
I really gotta go.
Here is a list of readings I strongly recommend it.
- And if you come here next week? - But not understand! For the week, I'm not here! There will now intimidate me with threats of suicide If you cooperate and give us the name of trafficker, intercede for you.
The dealer? But that dealer? I do not get involved in drugs! Well of course, but do not remember having stolen the money, because he was under the influence of magic mushrooms, is not it? - Magic Mushrooms? No, I did not take I swallowed those beans, but - The elevator is almost repaired, Master.
Let's go and break the spell.
Believe me! - I believe.
- I still believe more.
- No, I do believe more! - I believe more.
- I believe more and more.
- Goblins damned.
- We are going! - We're off! - And it's good or bad? - We enter the underworld! Get ready! This is not the underworld, you idiot! It was where we went! True magic.
How did she do this? Sorry, I need everything on this list and more than anything it deems necessary, please.
Thank you and if my plan goes well, I will ask her, of course, for the wedding.
This is mine.
This is also my We could not make a deal? You know, I can give you anything want, whatever it is, really.
A house in the Hamptons, boats, cars, women what they want.
Gains nothing in trying to bribe us.
And what do I have to lose? Just wish away from this police car this instant! We ran out of brakes.
"How to Marry the Woman of Our Dreams.
" It was precisely this that I needed.
No, wait, not yet paid! There you can take to the site you came from I do not know why you came.
Not ready, over.
Good luck.
Not me! - You will not believe what is happening to me! - If I were you do not bet.
Come on! - This is the dog that wants to type? Delivering it to them! - Dad, I think it's not a dog.
I do not know, he's trying to tell me something.
But I can not understand what he says.
- Trying to speak? - Yes, but do not know - Well, only repairs.
I want to understand everything what the dog says.
You take a great danger, both! - It worked.
It worked.
- What? If you have love for your life, should do exactly what I say.
- We must find the way back! - He's talking about! He's talking about! Do not you hear? Why did the police go after him? And why are you handcuffed? - You think you robbed a bank? - What? - Then I'll explain.
They end the conversation and help me find the mirror?! It is a mirror but on the other hand, may not show it.
We have to look very carefully.
- We are looking for a magic mirror.
- Well, of course we are.
Look for a part of the forest than fits.
I'm sure it was here Look! You there! - What? What? It's weird.
- There they are! If you have love for your lives follow me! - But where the hell are we?! - It does not know, but Central Park is that it is not! - Come back to me.
- The dog said to follow.
Hurry up.
- What happened to everyone? - The same happened to you to you, friend.
Powder of Trolls.
- And it seems to be losing the effect.
- The dog is again talking about? What shall we do when we have our kingdom? We created.
Thousands and thousands of Made to polish your shoes.
Well, almost.
My father is a porter and that's all that we have to sustain an apartment the edge of Central Park.
And they may think that the fact that I still live with my father is a bit sad.
and maybe even have reason but I'm everything he has.
And as I live permanently as the jump between lovers I am a waitress restaurant in the park.
But one day, yet I'll find a partner to open up a restaurant.
I just need a good man with an interest in food.
You see me this? Look well! It's all eaten.
My job is not it, that is work electrician.
But who should you do? Where are you going? - Work father, as usual.
When you return, go up the stairs the devil will not weave them! Prison Memorial Snow White 4 United, 18:02 Who's there? Province 4 United, 18:03 Where are we going, exactly? - The City of Beans in southwest corner of his kingdom, sir.
It will take the throne that the artisans made for his coronation.
Still missing a lot? We can not stop to hunt anywhere? We are very close, sir.
We still have to make a brief stop Prison Memorial Snow White.
I hate the province.
People are so vulgar.
His stepmother requested new freedom conditional, which obviously refused.
It is a mere courtesy call.
You are pathetic! Still considered a troll? You are my shame.
Sorry, Dad.
- Will not happen again.
It's the last time that I've saved you.
- Come on dad, get your magic shoes.
I here my arrangement with them.
I begin to think that the only people they want this country are guys like me.
People doing odd jobs, men of all trades, which basically fall head and accept.
In a few 10, 15 years maximum, this country says goodbye to Democracy.
I assure you, the company's shares, where people help each other, gone, gone, no more.
The chops are baked on top of the microwave.
Tony, I'm half an hour ago waiting for the elevator.
I thought I had arranged.
- And I got, but again fails.
See if it does not lose all night with this, because it has to go see the boiler that is give us in the nuts.
The pipeline is full of air and the system must be drained.
Yes sir, I'll just get the flight of 9 and soon to follow there.
Tony, the warning only once.
Walks around the many good people dating her job.
Very good people.
- Yes, sir.
Drain the system Should drain it was him! Goodbye, father! - Bye.
Look not through the park, you promise?.
- I promise.
- Levas coat? You'll catch cold.
What did you get to me dinner? Wait! Come here.
"High Security Wing ' This is wonderful, is not it? Not quite a reception red carpet.
I'm sure you will not have forgotten our visit, Your Majesty.
Damn elves! - You were right.
High Security! We should not be here.
- Father, no one can enter here.
It is where they have the queen.
"Total Lack of Communication with the Prisoner " "Absence of Total Physical Contact with the Prisoner " Father, this is even worse.
Food Without It Forward No, Dad, where are you going? Can only be a trap.
Father, no, no.
Open the door.
Open the door for everything what they always wanted.
Giles? Giles? Hello prince.
- Did it hurt? - Let me introduce you to my sister.
- Now it's mine! - I am the first.
- Is that I am the first! - I'm always I first.
- Enough.
Are you far from your castle Wendell.
Capital gain you have been there.
My dear fool stepson.
- Behold, you will pay them.
On the contrary! Beseech at my feet for food.
You know what this is? A very special dog.
It is a magical dog.
I just hope you like dogs Wendell, because you will spend the rest Life in the skin of one.
Well, well, Wendell Prince, not greet people in the legs floor, is it? Get him! - Stop him and bring him to me alive! We'll pick you up.
It is that he does not.
He can not escape, we are in prison.
So, Your Highness? What you say in your defense? Where's my tail? From a certain age, we understand that emotion does not want anything to do with us.
And it shows.
Maybe there are people that have peaceful lives.
Give us to eat, not meth anything by mouth since yesterday.
Let us out.
Give us the keys.
Let us out! You! What are you? - Me? A kind of flawless Unjustly detained.
- Do not make me ask again.
I am half-wolf.
If you free, you have to accept serve me unconditionally.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner I'm your wolf and my loyalty is middle name.
Became Prince Wendell one dog.
- Good idea.
- Find it on before the Trolls.
Wait! I submit to your will.
You will be mine for the long haul.
You understand? What is going on here? Damn elves! Where are we? Look at me just this.
This is not part of the Nine Kingdoms is a magical place.
Look well all these lights.
- Must have thousands of candles.
We should claim was this kingdom.
- What a fantastic idea.
Let's put her hand before someone you remember.
Hereby, I claim this land and its inhabitants in the name Nation of Trolls.
Will henceforth be called How should we call? The 10th Kingdom.
The 10th Kingdom.
Within a month the House from White will be destroyed.
Are my Wendell's castle and his kingdom.
And for helping me get away, you will be with the government of half of his kingdom.
Half of the 4th kingdom? But it's huge! What is your plan? What is that supposed to do? Just to let me use your children until they catch me Prince.
That's it? And of course, you should not tell anyone what you saw.
Can I choose the half the realm I want? My God, I killed it.
Are you okay? Sorry.
Where's your owner? How is it that you have no leash? My wallet.
Look at this, not even the skin.
- There are not more shoes? What is this? More magic.
No, Virginia, follows.
There was an incident.
Look! Dog hair.
- Coiro calf.
But what a beauty! Well really clean.
"If it is found, Lewis returned to Virginia " "Apartment 2006, 2, East Eighty Onesta Str " Eighty Onesta Str? - It is what it says here, Eighty Onesta Str And if we here? - Come on.
Meat.
Where are you been? I have been replace you.
- Sorry! Your head you to bleed.
I stuck myself with the bike, I lost portfolio and got a new boyfriend.
I hit him a bike but I think is not hurt.
At least there is to bleed or anything.
- How is it called? - I do not know, has no collar.
- No? Let's see You look like Prince, right? - Hello Prince.
Tasty, no? But remember why you came.
To search Prince.
To search for the Prince.
But a wolf has to eat, no? No one can work an empty stomach.
I smell dog.
Believe it? A combination work and pleasure.
Okay, come and stay here whenever can to see how you are.
But do not do noise but you put me into trouble.
Shut up, but going outside.
The specialty is mutton.
- Sheep? The lamb of the season I hope.
Young and juicy, jump provocatively in the fields.
The swing is up and down with a very soft fur.
Stop it! A pastor which does not watch the flock.
Why should he falls asleep, although I know the girls.
Well, I will not eat it at least with beautiful hunk of lamb.
Or some chubby chops.
I'm not greedy.
I actually am greedy, I do not know by who said it.
I have an appetite devourer.
Born to eat himself.
Goblins damned.
This is our coach.
What do you want? No, no means rare dangerously cooked.
When I say rare, I want let him look at the stove in a panic and hand down.
No potatoes, no vegetables, just the meat.
Red, as the first a blush of youth.
Sorry, but did not realize I want a Marguerita, a diet cola and two beers .
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And my wife - Sorry, I'll be back.
Okay, over.
Now you go outside.
Danger Candy, very cute.
Now you can leave.
I imagine that you have written this? Barks once.
Barks twice.
Very well, whether the special ram and 6 cups of warm milk.
Yes, I would forget.
I'm Looking for a beautiful young woman who found my dog.
So is yours? I will say to Virginia.
She's back there.
You understand everything I say? Stops.
Who is at risk? We both? Wait, wait there.
Can not enter here.
You should have already gone home.
Maybe you hurt when he fell.
Poor thing! And if you tell me where it is she lives for me thank you? I can not say where she lives! I do not know who it is! Can you tell me.
I'm here.
You better get yourself away.
Okay, you can spend the night here and then you're leaving.
Understand? I must be crazy but it is.
How can I talk to a dog? For I am, excuses convince me.
Mrs.
Graves is my neighbor.
Her husband and son, Eric.
But what happened to them? Wait here.
Wait.
I'll just see if my father is fine.
Father, wake up.
What do you think? Look, here.
Soft cow, what a beauty.
Hello, girl! These shoes have been so mistreated.
Are scratched, rubbed and soiled.
You have some beautiful shoes and so small! In our house we have hundreds of pairs.
- So we know what we are talking.
Who are you and what did to my father? He's just sleeping.
Pulvilhámo it Troll with powder, nothing else.
I am the portly, the Troll feared by the Nine Kingdoms.
I am the prattle, Troll, apprehended by the Nine Kingdoms.
I am the Bluebell, the Troll terrorize the Nine Kingdoms.
Where is he? I do not know what they're talking about? - The Prince Wendell.
The dog.
Count to three and then transform you into a pair of shoes.
- A! I cut the shoes.
- Two! Give way to the shoes.
Three.
I sew - Okay, okay! I tell you where he is! It's out there.
- Show us! Take us to him! Where is he? He is hiding behind those doors.
But that room was not there right now.
You're sneaky! - There is nobody here.
- OK, he's there.
I'll just put the secret door to work and I see where you are hiding.
Okay, but let's get outta here.
The father will be fine.
They walk behind is you.
Whatever it is, it disappears.
Good night! I see that already received the visit of the Trolls.
No matter.
Tonight and tonight only I can make it a unique offering to end all your problems personal and financial.
Hold it there! One more step and I would Police.
This is private property.
Under the terms of this policy, for information on whereabouts his daughter I can give you this magic bean that once digested, it provides the six glorious achievement of desires.
This is it? - It can not be her! - How? It's juicy, which girl so appetizing.
A delight.
I have been thinking and I think this is the worst spell that has been released! We have been through bad things, but nothing of this.
That is the powerful witch! I think we can be in her pocket! Maybe shrunk us and put us in a box of matches in her pocket.
This is ridiculous.
Are you crazy! Put your feet on the ground.
How could we be a matchbox idiot? Where are the matches? What are you doing? Six great desires.
Imagine, having everything you want.
And from what I see around me, for sure I would like to change a lot.
Out of my house.
This is a joke right? No, there is an agreement of common multiple desires.
There are six wishes.
You can not override the wishes formulated, can not formulate five wishes and a thousand other more .
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Business closed or not? So where is the His wonderful daughter? - What do you want? - Just ask for my dog she found.
- Your dog? - Until there is a reward that I intend give him personally.
If you are not working, should be home of my mother.
Spend your life try to turn the Virginia against me.
- And this mother like flowers? - You like but it is money.
It's the only thing that impresses.
Address, please.
- I was very pleased.
- Wait a minute! How long does it take to work? Do not worry.
The first three hours are the worst.
What I want Okay, the first wish Who is it? I am a grandmother.
For a moment I thought that was your mother.
Sorry to disillusion her.
I can spend here tonight? You know that one day she will come back.
There, appearing without warning.
Think she may be in Aspen? Always loved snow.
I think I would have returned.
I do not know, 14 years is a eternity for "apres ski".
Do not be vulgar, dear.
- My God, what is it? - A lost dog that found today.
Do not let him get close to the Rolland.
- Must be full of fleas.
- It has nothing fleas.
Got fleas? No.
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You could still shine in society, Virginia.
Have my own knowledge.
The debut of your mother at the "Ritz-Carlton It was a coronation.
At age 19, had singles all of New York at her feet .
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And who was it over? - With the father.
Do not waste your life like she did.
Until now I see everything take place again.
You are an employee, for heaven's sake.
With whom thou must cross yourself? Some fast-food cook? Of course it never came to arrange the pipes that promised.
That I expected! Now this!? I can explain and I do it.
I'm on it immediately.
"I'm on it" is not enough.
I want it to himself and his daughter out of this house, today.
- You're fired! - Fired? No! Please! What was your fool? I wish you and your family I lick my feet and be slaves for life.
What did you say? Master? - How long does this spell last? - It can not last long.
- A 100 years? - Max! Perhaps only 50! We have to make the best of our incarceration and not to combine devour each other.
Undoubtedly.
We comply with the 100 years e.
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maybe if we're lucky we have only serving two-thirds of the spell.
There must be a mistake.
I apologize, but was looking grandmother in Virginia.
- I am myself.
- It can not be Perhaps the younger sister, or the same mother but the grandmother? It is a stunning beauty.
Well, I have not even I arranged or anything - I come in? I brought some flowers - Yes, but who are you? The boyfriend of Virginia, its promised.
Promised? But it's not me spoke in no engagement.
It is even so! So modest! Most girls tear me up hair, with only paranamorarem heir to a colossal fortune, but not Virginia.
Well, please feel free to enter.
I'll just get dressed.
Very well, master of desires, give me a supply inexhaustible supply of beer.
Two? Is this a night of partying there in your land? You need to come see this! The refrigerator does not stop - What are you doing? - I fear that not enough clean, Master.
Want to come back to lick them? Show me your tongue.
Okay, five more minutes.
How does your mother is leaving to with the door? You are almost master.
Hurry up there! Do not stop! No, no one ever came to me! Here, open this to me.
What should I ask for more? I wish I wish I had something to cleanse this home alone, that never had to lift a finger.
Clean.
This is full of dust Is there more I'm terrible.
I can not believe I'm doing! But I think it was better accompanied by some potatoes.
Where is the garlic? And the rosemary? What we have to stay right here? Dried herbs like three years? It does not fit in the oven! At least whole.
What am I doing? Should untie it.
Poor old lady, so terrified, should untie it But first I have to put a drop of fat in the pan.
There, guests have already agreed and breakfast is not ready.
I am here, my dear.
- Grandma? - I am here, my dear.
Shall I prepare a coffee or toast? What's happening? Has the flu? Grandma? Surprise! Caramba! You're fantastic! The photo does not do you justice.
No! How is it you came here? It is true, where is the dog? Still asleep, although I know the royals! It smells wonderful! Already had a sample of your smell, but in the flesh The scents are not for me.
I am pleased strongly the audacity of a woman which has its own flavor.
And you, Virginia, smell the Sunday lunch.
- Get away from me! - A beautiful eyes, beautiful teeth.
Everything on your site! I have no doubt, I'm in love! You can rest assured.
Now that you met, eat you out of the question.
No, not even on the menu.
I know this is a bit hasty, but what about output? We started badly, but I assume the my sole responsibility.
Come on, give us an opportunity, please.
Are you a dynamic, about it no doubt.
My God! Grandma! Get back! Get back! No, no, that's good.
Thanks, arrives.
Although! Thanks, will do something else.
No, no, get up! Today, I've been kissed three times! - Let me kiss you again, Master.
- It will clean anything.
It starts to be ridiculous! Master, my wonderful teacher, my woman has a surprise for you.
Really? I treat it here.
Go get me a beer.
It's the Rolex of my husband, solid gold.
- Are you sure this is not one of those cheap fakes? - No, Master.
I bought it for the 40th anniversary of my husband, but you can have it.
All of our goods, are now yours.
Murray, going out with your wife and buy him a roupazita interior.
Of course Master.
Feel free.
I think someone is trapped in lift.
I hear voices and fists.
Well, I do not know if you noticed, but it I am not the man of all trades.
So go there and see if you get yourself that.
- You got the Master.
I think we need a little money to spend.
Master of wishes, which about a million dollars? Good! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! Say hello to Daddy.
- Can I help you? - I hope so, I'm confused.
Must be the person who shared Paul.
He said he passed the mark here a query.
Can you tell me what is I'm doing here? Let us know a little before get into the big issues okay? You Big Questions I tell you one word and I want to tell me first word that comes to mind.
Come on.
- Home - Kitchen.
- Cowardice.
- Chicken.
- Marriage.
- Cake.
- Dead.
- Meat.
Sexual.
Appetite.
Love.
Eat anything cute.
Sorry, it's more than one word Start again.
No, Murray, this is ridiculous! No, stop, listen I want everyone on the street, except his wife.
I had no idea that had a large family.
- You can go.
- I'll have you, Murray, I just bend it for the Master.
No doubles.
But what is this? Stop! Can not stop the Master.
Thank you, thank you, Master.
I'm trying.
Stop Teacher! Teacher, wait! Please, let's go.
- But what did I do?! - Right on! Here is the money from the robbery.
No, wait there! This came to my door I spent the whole day cooped up at home.
This we all can witness it.
Yes, Master.
I spent the day here, drinking few beers with friends.
I think it is retracting.
What disturbs you? I met a great girl and like a lot, much of it! - The problem is that - Continue.
Tell us You do not know when they want love it or eat it.
Of course it is the fault of my parents, which were both huge! They could not stop eating.
Each time I got the classes was "eat this, eat it, eat it " - I should not blame yourself - I should do.
I'm bad, I'm so bad.
I've done so many bad things! But it was not me, you know? That was when I was a wolf Doctor, I want change! Want to be a good person.
Does the lion can not pet the lamb? Does a leopard can not erase its spots? It was precisely here that I found you so it is here that we have to separate.
Look, I'm not upset for the adventures.
I am a simple maid.
This is not my style.
Whoever you want, can stay with you.
No, I gotta go, bye.
I really gotta go.
Here is a list of readings I strongly recommend it.
- And if you come here next week? - But not understand! For the week, I'm not here! There will now intimidate me with threats of suicide If you cooperate and give us the name of trafficker, intercede for you.
The dealer? But that dealer? I do not get involved in drugs! Well of course, but do not remember having stolen the money, because he was under the influence of magic mushrooms, is not it? - Magic Mushrooms? No, I did not take I swallowed those beans, but - The elevator is almost repaired, Master.
Let's go and break the spell.
Believe me! - I believe.
- I still believe more.
- No, I do believe more! - I believe more.
- I believe more and more.
- Goblins damned.
- We are going! - We're off! - And it's good or bad? - We enter the underworld! Get ready! This is not the underworld, you idiot! It was where we went! True magic.
How did she do this? Sorry, I need everything on this list and more than anything it deems necessary, please.
Thank you and if my plan goes well, I will ask her, of course, for the wedding.
This is mine.
This is also my We could not make a deal? You know, I can give you anything want, whatever it is, really.
A house in the Hamptons, boats, cars, women what they want.
Gains nothing in trying to bribe us.
And what do I have to lose? Just wish away from this police car this instant! We ran out of brakes.
"How to Marry the Woman of Our Dreams.
" It was precisely this that I needed.
No, wait, not yet paid! There you can take to the site you came from I do not know why you came.
Not ready, over.
Good luck.
Not me! - You will not believe what is happening to me! - If I were you do not bet.
Come on! - This is the dog that wants to type? Delivering it to them! - Dad, I think it's not a dog.
I do not know, he's trying to tell me something.
But I can not understand what he says.
- Trying to speak? - Yes, but do not know - Well, only repairs.
I want to understand everything what the dog says.
You take a great danger, both! - It worked.
It worked.
- What? If you have love for your life, should do exactly what I say.
- We must find the way back! - He's talking about! He's talking about! Do not you hear? Why did the police go after him? And why are you handcuffed? - You think you robbed a bank? - What? - Then I'll explain.
They end the conversation and help me find the mirror?! It is a mirror but on the other hand, may not show it.
We have to look very carefully.
- We are looking for a magic mirror.
- Well, of course we are.
Look for a part of the forest than fits.
I'm sure it was here Look! You there! - What? What? It's weird.
- There they are! If you have love for your lives follow me! - But where the hell are we?! - It does not know, but Central Park is that it is not! - Come back to me.
- The dog said to follow.
Hurry up.
- What happened to everyone? - The same happened to you to you, friend.
Powder of Trolls.
- And it seems to be losing the effect.
- The dog is again talking about? What shall we do when we have our kingdom? We created.
Thousands and thousands of Made to polish your shoes.