The Atom Ant Show (1965) s01e01 Episode Script
Up and Atom
1
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might
his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takesthat always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough.
And bad guys yell enough
when he is up
and at 'em. Atom Ant.
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
(male narrator)Built on a rockin the middle of the ocean
is the maximum security prisonknown as Rebel's Island.
From here no onehas ever escaped.
And this is cell block 13
where the famous underworldleader, Big Fats Dynamo
has just been brought in.
Hey, Big Fats, now why it is
that you gave yourself up?
So that you can be
the first con
to break out
of Rebel's Island.
Youse guys heard right.
Gee, Big Fats,
can we go with you?
Sure, be my guest.
creak
- Thanks, Big Fats.
- Youse is a gentleman.
[alarm blaring]
There they are, they're
crashing through the gate
on a laundry truck.
I used the laundry truck
so as we could make
a clean getaway.
Ha ha ha.
I hate to do this to Big Fats,
but he leaves me no choice.
Send for Atom Ant!
(male narrator)And so the call goes out.
The signal reachesthe secret headquarters
of that mighty might,that superhuman, Atom Ant.
Here deep in his undergroundlaboratory we find
our heroic defender of justicebusy at work.
[chuckling]
Boy, I love to keep busy
reading comic books.
Oh-oh, I'm picking up
a distress signal
on my ant antenna.
(Warden)
'Rebel's Island
calling Atom Ant.'
'Big Fats Dynamo,
world's most wanted criminal'
'just broke out,
need your help, the warden.'
Keep your head on, warden.
Atom Ant is up and at 'em.
swoosh
There they are, Melvin.
We got 'em, we got 'em.
Relax, youse guys,
I'll take care of them guys.
Alright, Big Fats, give me back
our laundry truck.
You mean, you want me
to come clean. Ha ha ha.
crash
No one can stop
Big Fats except..
Who else, but me.
It's Atom Ant.
You guys take a coffee break,
I'll handle this.
Tell the warden
I said,aloha. Ha ha ha.
thud
Hey, who tripped me?
Not me, Fats.
I wouldn't do
a thing like that.
Me neither,
you must have tripped over
that itty-bitty ant.
Correct.
You were
tripped up by me, Atom Ant.
Ha ha ha! That's a hot one.
An itty-bitty ant tripping
Big Fats Dynamo.
I'm gonna squish him
with my thumb, I am.
Hey, what's going on?
Do you surrender, Mr. Dynamo?
Surrender, are you kiddin'?
thump thump thump
Gosh, Big Fats got his lumps
from an itty-bitty ant.
I can't believe it.
I don't believe it.
No itty-bitty ant
can treat Big Fats Dynamo
'like that and get away
with it.'
I'll haul off and squish him
good with this hammer.
Hold still, Atom Ant.
This is the moment
of truth.
I got him. I got him.
Boy, I mashed him
to a mish.
I'm afraid I'm going to have
to hammer a little sense
into his hard head.
I did it with my own
little atom smasher. Ha ha ha.
What the..
[grunting]
Well, Mr. Fats.
I hope I hammered
the message home.
What are you gonna
do now, Big Fats?
That ant boxed me.
So I'm gonna get a can
of anti-ant repellent.
And spray that bug
right out of this world.
Gee, I don't know.
I think Atom Ant has put
Big Fats fat into the fire.
So long, wise guy.
You are about
to get asphyxiated.
In goes the good air..
out goes the bad.
[coughing]
Ha ha ha. This ten ton
steam roller's
gonna flatten that insect.
Looks like I'm gonna
have to start
playing rough with Big Fats.
whirr whirr whirr
boom
Now, cut that out,
I demand.
Give me back my wheel.
Very well, if you insist.
Every time I open
my big mouth
I put my foot in it.
Are you guys gonna
just stand there
and watch a guy
get swished?
No, Big Fats.
We're gonna close
our eyes.
(Big Fats)
'Yeow!'
I'm sick and tired
of being a nice guy.
From now on, I'm going
to get nasty.
What do you say, Fats?
Maybe we ought to
give ourselves up, huh?
I ought to wash
your mouth out
with soap for saying
such a nasty thing.
This world ain't big enough
for me and that Atom Ant.
I'm gonna challenge him
to a showdown.
Okay, Mr. Dynamo.
I accept your challenge.
Show me down.
I'm giving you two minutes
to get out of town.
Pardon me for being nosy.
Hold it, Atom Ant.
That's stretching things
a little too far.
slap
How'd you like a rap
on the schnozzle, like this.
Well, that about wraps up
the case of Big Fats.
Gosh, Fats,
you look kind of funny.
Are you alright?
Of course,
I'm alright.
That does it.
We give up, Mr. Atom Ant.
You're just too much.
(male #1)
'Take us back to prison'
'where it's safe.'
My pleasure, gentlemen.
Thanks to you, Atom Ant
Big Fats will never be
a prison dropout again.
What do you mean?
(warden)
Anytime he gets unruly
we put an ant in his cell.
There isn't an ant
in the place
that can't whip Big Fats now.
Look for yourself.
Help! Get him outta here!
Help! Help!
Come on down and fight, Fatso.
You ain't so tough.
Go pick on somebody
your own size.
Aah!
I get the picture, warden.
You might say it took an ant
to make Big Fats
say uncle. Hee hee hee.
Well, goodbye, warden.
So long, Atom Ant.
U-u-up and at 'em!
thud
I sure wish he'd use the door
like everybody else.
Just an average day in
the life of up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
[instrumental music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might
his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takesthat always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough.
And bad guys yell enough.
When he is up
an at 'em Atom Ant.
[instrumental music]
thud
clink clank
boom
kaboom
[theme music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might
his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takesthat always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough.
And bad guys yell enough
when he is up
and at 'em. Atom Ant.
[instrumental music]
[instrumental music]
(male narrator)Built on a rockin the middle of the ocean
is the maximum security prisonknown as Rebel's Island.
From here no onehas ever escaped.
And this is cell block 13
where the famous underworldleader, Big Fats Dynamo
has just been brought in.
Hey, Big Fats, now why it is
that you gave yourself up?
So that you can be
the first con
to break out
of Rebel's Island.
Youse guys heard right.
Gee, Big Fats,
can we go with you?
Sure, be my guest.
creak
- Thanks, Big Fats.
- Youse is a gentleman.
[alarm blaring]
There they are, they're
crashing through the gate
on a laundry truck.
I used the laundry truck
so as we could make
a clean getaway.
Ha ha ha.
I hate to do this to Big Fats,
but he leaves me no choice.
Send for Atom Ant!
(male narrator)And so the call goes out.
The signal reachesthe secret headquarters
of that mighty might,that superhuman, Atom Ant.
Here deep in his undergroundlaboratory we find
our heroic defender of justicebusy at work.
[chuckling]
Boy, I love to keep busy
reading comic books.
Oh-oh, I'm picking up
a distress signal
on my ant antenna.
(Warden)
'Rebel's Island
calling Atom Ant.'
'Big Fats Dynamo,
world's most wanted criminal'
'just broke out,
need your help, the warden.'
Keep your head on, warden.
Atom Ant is up and at 'em.
swoosh
There they are, Melvin.
We got 'em, we got 'em.
Relax, youse guys,
I'll take care of them guys.
Alright, Big Fats, give me back
our laundry truck.
You mean, you want me
to come clean. Ha ha ha.
crash
No one can stop
Big Fats except..
Who else, but me.
It's Atom Ant.
You guys take a coffee break,
I'll handle this.
Tell the warden
I said,aloha. Ha ha ha.
thud
Hey, who tripped me?
Not me, Fats.
I wouldn't do
a thing like that.
Me neither,
you must have tripped over
that itty-bitty ant.
Correct.
You were
tripped up by me, Atom Ant.
Ha ha ha! That's a hot one.
An itty-bitty ant tripping
Big Fats Dynamo.
I'm gonna squish him
with my thumb, I am.
Hey, what's going on?
Do you surrender, Mr. Dynamo?
Surrender, are you kiddin'?
thump thump thump
Gosh, Big Fats got his lumps
from an itty-bitty ant.
I can't believe it.
I don't believe it.
No itty-bitty ant
can treat Big Fats Dynamo
'like that and get away
with it.'
I'll haul off and squish him
good with this hammer.
Hold still, Atom Ant.
This is the moment
of truth.
I got him. I got him.
Boy, I mashed him
to a mish.
I'm afraid I'm going to have
to hammer a little sense
into his hard head.
I did it with my own
little atom smasher. Ha ha ha.
What the..
[grunting]
Well, Mr. Fats.
I hope I hammered
the message home.
What are you gonna
do now, Big Fats?
That ant boxed me.
So I'm gonna get a can
of anti-ant repellent.
And spray that bug
right out of this world.
Gee, I don't know.
I think Atom Ant has put
Big Fats fat into the fire.
So long, wise guy.
You are about
to get asphyxiated.
In goes the good air..
out goes the bad.
[coughing]
Ha ha ha. This ten ton
steam roller's
gonna flatten that insect.
Looks like I'm gonna
have to start
playing rough with Big Fats.
whirr whirr whirr
boom
Now, cut that out,
I demand.
Give me back my wheel.
Very well, if you insist.
Every time I open
my big mouth
I put my foot in it.
Are you guys gonna
just stand there
and watch a guy
get swished?
No, Big Fats.
We're gonna close
our eyes.
(Big Fats)
'Yeow!'
I'm sick and tired
of being a nice guy.
From now on, I'm going
to get nasty.
What do you say, Fats?
Maybe we ought to
give ourselves up, huh?
I ought to wash
your mouth out
with soap for saying
such a nasty thing.
This world ain't big enough
for me and that Atom Ant.
I'm gonna challenge him
to a showdown.
Okay, Mr. Dynamo.
I accept your challenge.
Show me down.
I'm giving you two minutes
to get out of town.
Pardon me for being nosy.
Hold it, Atom Ant.
That's stretching things
a little too far.
slap
How'd you like a rap
on the schnozzle, like this.
Well, that about wraps up
the case of Big Fats.
Gosh, Fats,
you look kind of funny.
Are you alright?
Of course,
I'm alright.
That does it.
We give up, Mr. Atom Ant.
You're just too much.
(male #1)
'Take us back to prison'
'where it's safe.'
My pleasure, gentlemen.
Thanks to you, Atom Ant
Big Fats will never be
a prison dropout again.
What do you mean?
(warden)
Anytime he gets unruly
we put an ant in his cell.
There isn't an ant
in the place
that can't whip Big Fats now.
Look for yourself.
Help! Get him outta here!
Help! Help!
Come on down and fight, Fatso.
You ain't so tough.
Go pick on somebody
your own size.
Aah!
I get the picture, warden.
You might say it took an ant
to make Big Fats
say uncle. Hee hee hee.
Well, goodbye, warden.
So long, Atom Ant.
U-u-up and at 'em!
thud
I sure wish he'd use the door
like everybody else.
Just an average day in
the life of up and at 'em
Atom Ant!
[instrumental music]
(male narrator)Up and at 'em, it's Atom Ant.
His strength, his might
his speed, his fight.
He's Atom Ant, that tiny antand his atomic power
has what it takesthat always makes
the vilest villain cower.
He's rough, he's tough.
And bad guys yell enough.
When he is up
an at 'em Atom Ant.
[instrumental music]
thud
clink clank
boom
kaboom