The Dangers in My Heart (2023) s01e01 Episode Script

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THE MURDER ENCYCLOPEDIA
I'm messed up in the head.
The ever-so-perilous state of the balance
of this peaceful middle school
They've all yet to realize it.
You should try using it too!
Sure, I'll give it a go then!
But you know,
big boobs are every man's dream!
No! Don't think about it!
I'm a beast that's hungry for blood.
Will the day ever come
when I can suppress these urges?
The woman I want to murder most right now.
Anna Yamada.
The top looker in our school,
and I hear she's a model for magazines.
But none of that matters.
Me,
I'm just dying to see
that beautiful face contorted in pain.
Damn it! Damn you, wench!
I'll make sure you regret
looking down on me like that!
Yes, that's right.
I'm sure Yamada will
be beautiful, even as a corpse.
And her body will belong solely
to her murderer.
In other words, me.
I feel disgusted at myself
for harboring such delusions,
night after night.
I'm messed up in the head.
It irritates me how much noisier
the classroom gets during lunch break.
In comparison,
this place is quiet.
My tranquil haven
Huh?!
What? What? What?!
What did she say?!
Er, um
Sure. Can do.
Oh, good.
Huh, that was good?!
What could she have said?
More importantly, what the hell?!
What's she doing in the library?!
No, wait!
Could this be my chance to murder her?!
No, the time isn't right yet.
Let's wait and watch for now
You just had lunch, didn't you?!
Wait, that's a party-size bag!
She's alone, but she looks so happy!
Wait! Hold on, that rice ball
CONSOMMÉ
Her humming
It's growing more and more
gorilla-like by the second!
What's with her?
What the hell's with this woman?!
No, calm down.
Let's think about how I should kill her.
ATLAS OF HUMAN ANATOMY
Is this for the presentation
we have to give in social studies?
-Okay.
-Huh?!
You're not gonna do a rough sketch first?!
Look, you've run out of space!
"Mm-hmm!" my butt!
Huh?
Knife, knife
I have one!
Wait, but still
Here, you can use this.
Why are you walking around
with a utility knife?
Creep.
If she says that,
my slaughter-fest can begin at last!
Here, you can use this
A knife! Nice!
That wasn't a play on words.
Also, thanks.
She wasn't creeped out, for now!
No, more importantly
Yamada Yamada's using my knife!
My knife!
My knife!
Yamada! Where have you been?!
I bet you were eating snacks by yourself!
No, I wasn't.
Here.
CONSOMMÉ HOMERUN
Yamada's leftovers
There's still some left.
Hey! Don't pass it off on him!
I didn't!
SERVICE DESK
The countdown
to the slaughter has just begun.
It's been one whole day since then.
My knife is still in Yamada's pencil case.
My pointy tool, in Yamada's
Well. I expected that.
It's still warm!
Don't tell me!
Was she clutching it the whole time?!
So she wouldn't forget to return it?!
No. It must be so I wouldn't have
an opportunity to take her life.
Hold on.
So she knows where I sit
CLASS 2-3
Alright, today, we'll be having
all the groups give their presentations.
Huh?
What happened to the one I made yesterday?
Oh, that?
It was really messy,
so I made a new one from scratch!
You wench!
Why the hell would you do that?!
-Yamada tried so hard to make that!
-Well, I didn't have much time.
Girls can all go to hell!
Nasty creatures who envy, resent,
and torment those
who are slightly prettier!
Look at this!
I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw this
chocolate smudge as part of the writing!
I have to admit that's outrageous.
-See?
-Sheesh
Chocolate?!
No way.
She doesn't seem to mind that much?
COMPARING POLITICAL PARTY SYSTEMS
Our research topic was
political party systems.
I'm so bored.
She looks completely dead inside!
So she did mind, after all!
To sum it all up,
I think we should adopt
a two-party system as well!
Oh, shut up!
ABOUT SDGS
Our group's research topic was SDGs.
I made the poster,
so I'll let them handle the rest.
Yamada?
Over such a trivial matter?!
No, it's no trivial matter.
Not to Yamada.
Helicopters?
-Did something happen?
-There are so many.
-Stop it!
-Some kind of accident?!
Don't look at Yamada crying!
You braindead morons!
Something to distract everyone!
That ends our presentation.
Wha What are you doing?!
We finished presenting.
What's the harm?
Yes fine by me.
I'm messed up in the head.
Now you can cry your heart out
Hey, that helicopter looks weird.
You think it's an Osprey?
No idea.
Give me a break!
Did you check out
this month's issue of Ciel?
-Not yet.
-Isn't this backwards, height-wise?!
-You're heavy!
-I'll smack you!
Fine, I give up
What is this, a Moe anime?
Touchy-feely girls
are dirty as hell. Right?!
Just try imagining it
with Kobayashi as the boyfriend.
It's so frigging hot!
Stop it with your ingenious fantasies!
I'd love to become friends
with benefits with a girl like Yamada.
I'll murder you filthy rats!
I don't want someone
who's too good-looking.
Is he into uggos?
Then who are you into?
Let's say from this class.
Hara-san, maybe?
You're as dirty as it gets.
Thinking with your dick much?
Wait, why?!
She's here again.
Hara-san.
Are you here to check a book out?
No, I was asked to come here.
Want some?
Ah, I'm on a diet right now.
Me too.
Liar!
Eat what you want, when you want.
That's the lifestyle I'm following.
She's trying to come off as mindful,
when it's the total opposite.
Yeah
But this is what happened
when I ate as much I wanted
Hey, say something! Comfort her!
Kanzaki-kun
Hey. You're here already.
Yeah.
Um
What did you want to talk about?
Wait, this turn of events
A confession?!
Um
you see
Yeah
Hey, weird little group we have here, huh?
Yamada, you're definitely
a third wheel here!
Ah, that's right.
I hear dietary fiber is good for diets.
YYeah
You're on a diet?
I've gained weight, you see.
I happen to like girls
on the chubbier side
Boys have a different idea of
"chubby" than girls do.
Right?
Well, still
I like them as chubby as they come!
I'd be okay if they broke 100 kg!
It's like I just can't
get enough of those folds
-Really?
-Stop it!
Don't teach Yamada about strange fetishes!
That's the rudest timing to realize it!
But now that you have,
the rest is obvious, right?
Come on, get out of here
and leave those two alone
Is someone there?!
It's probably a cat.
What would a cat be doing in here?!
You don't mean
You want me to pretend to be a cat?!
Kill me now.
I'll go check it out.
No, I don't think
realism is the issue here!
Cats cry like that when they fight.
-Really?
-Yeah.
It's a different cat than before,
so maybe they'll fight.
Do you like cats?
We have two at home.
Really? I never knew!
Good grief.
Don't pat yourself on the back
for a job well done.
Good for them.
Bye.
I ended up playing along with Yamada!
Anna Yamada
Just what's your deal?
Why do you always show up where I am?
YAMA BOOKS
She said something about
this month's issue, didn't she?
It's dangerous dressed like this.
Thank you for your purchase.
She said it was called Ciel, I think
So, it's this one
Y Yamada?!
No, maybe I have the wrong person
Oh, there it is!
I've been big on this magazine lately.
Oh, really? What's it like?
Don't you think they're pretty?
Ah, they look great!
It's Yamada.
Why are you trying
to draw their attention?
Don't make eye contact!
She's lost them two valuable readers.
THE LAWS OF LOVEABLE KNITS
Don't do that!
You're seriously causing trouble
for the employees!
Don't get ready to sign autographs.
You're not an author, you know!
See, she put it back.
Yamada can be
pretty embarrassing at times, as well
Looks like I have no choice.
I'll buy one to make up
for the readers she lost.
TRUE HORROR TALES
HOW TO DRESS FOR FALL
Let's see here
A world completely foreign to me.
Huh? Did I get the wrong issue?
FLARE SKIRT AND JACKE
Here she is.
It's like she's a total stranger.
All of a sudden, I don't care anymore.
The feelings I had seem pointless now.
That's right.
Yamada and I
belong in completely different worlds.
ENTRANCE EXAM QUALIFYING APPLICANTS
EXAM CERTIFICATE
How pointless.
I don't care about anything anymore.
Well it'd be a waste not to
use it before throwing it out
I didn't get a lot of sleep last night.
Seriously, why did I buy that thing?
Is that her boyfriend?
Well, that makes sense.
Of course she'd have one.
Yeah that's only normal.
I don't care anymore
LINE? What's that?
Come on, you must know.
Here, look.
I'm Haruya Nanjo.
He's hitting on her?
It's an SNS.
S-M-L?
No one will believe you're that oblivious!
How do you keep in touch
with your friends, then?
If two people match
their brains' wavelengths,
they can read each other's thoughts.
Oh? She's trying to weird him out?
Can you tell what
I'm thinking right now, then?
He's a tough nut!
PICK YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM
You want to eat ice cream!
That's you!
Nope.
The answer was,
"You're really cute close up."
How obnoxious!
Figure it out already! She's not into you!
Actually, you're
surprisingly funny, Yamada-san.
Really?! In what way?!
The highest compliment for you
is being called funny?!
The whole bit about not knowing LINE.
Ah, that!
I've done that one so many times,
so my timing should be perfect
I really haven't heard of it before!
Yamada-san, you're really funny.
Huh? No way!
Stop looking like you're enjoying it
Hey.
Share it with me for real. Your LINE.
No, like I said
I'm serious.
Um
Then
I don't care.
I don't care at all.
I don't care, do I?
Am I messed up in the head?
What was that?
-What's going on?
-A bicycle crashed into the fence
Yamada!
Chi! Did you see it?
Ichikawa-kun flung his bike!
She was watching
Why did you fling it?
Well um
That is
I confused the gas pedal for the brake
Ichikawa, you sure are funny.