The Green Glove Gang (2022) s01e01 Episode Script

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A NETFLIX SERIES
Ready.
False alarm.
Well, easy come, easy go.
Or at least so they say.
- Right, so how much we got?
- More than enough, don't you worry.
You're still doing that?
You might as well get a crystal ball.
Or powdered frog legs could also work.
What is it?
Moon and two howling dogs.
Means sudden changes, uncertainty
forsaking certain old habits.
Meaning what?
The cards have decided.
Celibacy. You're done with sex.
You know she's always right.
Take it back right now.
Do the tarot again.
Long-hidden secrets will come out
and there'll be danger and uncertainty.
Alicja do you really think
you should be doing tarot drunk?
She's barely touched her drink.
And the two howling dogs, fuck!
Three, two
and one.
This tattoo here
just might be the key bit of evidence
so we can finally capture
the Green Glove Gang.
The gang which, with each passing day,
is becoming more brazen,
laughing in the face of our police force.
Have you gone insane!?
You have to remove it!
- How?!
- With a laser like normal.
The police will be
staking out every clinic.
Then get a new one to
cover this, it's ugly anyway.
Shut up. You're ugly!
A tattoo parlor? Why not
just go straight to the police?
I'm looking for a solution. Look Alicja,
I'll just, uh tie a scarf around it.
- Cut your arm off.
- Just because of the howling dogs?
Or why don't you chew it off?
- What's this?
- Plan B. You've got an hour.
Na na na na na ♪
Na na na na na ♪
When the world broke
into pieces in front of your eyes ♪
When you can't escape
even into numb sleep ♪
When every day bares its teeth
at you like an angry dog ♪
There is one thing
that you can do in the madness ♪
Hey, it's Andrzej. Too bad I missed you.
I wanted to thank you
for such a wonderful evening.
I'll never tire of singing your praises.
I'll call you later.
I hope not.
Also I left my cufflinks
on the nightstand. They were my grandpa's.
If you could put them somewhere safe
I'd appreciate it. Thank you.
Next message from: restricted number.
Just don't be late. Please.
Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
Chill out, our last shelter ♪
The radiator's scalding,
they turned off the heat ♪
Maybe I'll go to hell
and heaven's not for me? ♪
Even if I have to smuggle,
I'll take you there! ♪
♪When every day bares its teeth at you
like an angry dog ♪
There is one thing
that you can do in the madness ♪
Ready?
- We had a date for today.
- No we did not, Marceli.
I'm leaving. For a training workshop.
In the wilderness. By a lake.
So maybe I can go with you?
I'm sure they'll have couples' therapy.
I I don't have that many students today.
Marceli, we were never a couple though.
And when were you planning
on telling me that?
the sky is full of holes ♪
Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
Chill out, our last shelter ♪
The radiator's scalding,
they turned off the heat ♪
I must say you have good taste.
I hate taxi cabs.
"Is it too hot?
Is it too cold? Is the music okay?"
Are you ladies planning on
staying long at the nursing home?
Yes, we're organizing her daughter's
seventieth birthday party.
Nursing home? Over my dead body.
Listen up. This is the plan:
You are old and disabled okay?
And you both need care.
I'm old?
Hey dirtbag, I'm younger than you,
you're a year older!
Listen. You're disabled. And no one will
look for you here, that's what matters.
- And what am I?
- Blind.
How can I be blind when I see more though?
Everyone has something.
I have memory problems.
I don't understand
why mine is so uncool.
Why are you handing out disabilities?
What's cooler?
Memory loss? Blindness?
Come on Can't I have
something that's my own?
Like what?
Like I don't have a gallbladder.
Jesus, fine. You don't have a gallbladder.
Let's go.
I'm not coming.
The options are here or jail,
it's your decision.
You've got to be kidding me, I
can't go to.. an old folks' home!
Which of us has a church on a hill and
two sperm tattooed on her wrinkly wrist?
You're a Gemini.
And those are symbols
of Mercury and Cancer.
- That's not Gemini?
- No.
- The artist fucked up.
- That doesn't matter right now.
Well I mean it's.. your fault!
I told you, delete every
last second of that footage.
Hang on I warned you,
I said Mercury is in retrograde,
and that electronics
might fail on Saturday.
But no
You chose Saturday for the heist.
You were supposed to delete
all the footage
and turn off all the cameras,
not almost all of them!
My god
How many more times?
How many people have seen your tattoo?
Two.
Well
with the Geminis it's four.
You've had four naked dates
since Monday then, huh?
Just three.
Why do you assume
we were naked? It's summer.
Now remember:
she's blind, you're disabled.
And you're crazy.
When the heat dies down,
we go back home.
Well, these old trees are breathtaking.
A perpetrator's profile
must be built with precision.
By meticulously choosing the right tools.
It requires both
knowledge and talent, you know.
What type of perpetrator
leaves no trace and has the balls to
commit a daring heist in broad daylight?
At night.
At night.
So?
Let's imagine for second,
a collected white male, who doesn't
suffer from any weaknesses or addictions.
He's pedantic.
- They're here.
- They've arrived.
They're here.
Where have we ended up?
I'm too young for this place.
Youth is a temporary condition. Nobody
will notice the difference, you'll see.
Visiting hours are on Fridays.
- Actually, we're new residents.
- May we see the director.
Straight ahead. Left.
Then up the stairs to the top floor. Okay?
Thank you, miss.
Hello.
- Sorry.
- Don't worry. I've got a lot of those.
Is that so?
And you do?
Nothing yet. I just got up.
I mean in general.
- Plaster statues. Mostly exported east.
- Ah.
And what's been taken?
My diamond necklace.
And and some cash from the safe.
"Some cash," honey, is what you spend
at the store buying soy milk.
This was money.
- Very real money.
- How much?
Five hundred thousand.
We'll need a photo of the necklace.
Did it have any unique features?
What sort of features?
- An engraving, flaws in the stones?
- Something like that.
The necklace was flawless.
So gentlemen,
I've gotta get my cash quick.
Really?
Yes really.
Zuzanna Zemplińska.
I'm the one who's been paying
for my spot here for years.
I understand.
And the ladies?
- They wanna live with me too.
- But I have only one free place.
Madam director?
Uh, could you sign this?
That's two now.
Hm.
So it shouldn't be
a problem to add one more bed?
We don't have high expectations.
Almost none.
So what brings you ladies to me then?
Lack of companionship.
A need for community.
You're family, are you?
- Yes.
- No.
Zuzanna has trouble with her memory.
But she remembers perfectly how
she used to crawl
through sewers during the war.
And Kinga was down in the sewers with her.
She was like a sister to me back then.
- An older sister.
- Like a mother.
Zuzanna Zemplińska?
- I have two free places.
- But there are three of us.
There simply isn't the space, I have
nothing else to say about the matter.
Pull it! Come on, pull!
- On three.
- That's it, come on, lift.
And Yeah.
One, two, three.
Okay.
Your surname.
Address.
And signature.
Signature.
Who should be notified of your death?
Uh, Zuza, Kinga.
Alicja, Zuzanna.
Kinga, Alicja.
There's just one more small thing.
Welcome to Second Home ladies.
- What about the other cameras?
- Nothing.
It's just this one. The others
were all turned off by the thieves.
Who was home over the weekend?
No one was in.
And where were the Brykalskis?
Mrs. Brykalska was at her mother's.
And Mr. Brykalski? Also at his mother's?
No.
I'm asking you as a witness. I'm sure
you wouldn't want to become a suspect.
I don't know anything.
Can I go now
or are you going to arrest me?
Commissioner! The Green
Glove Gang? Do you have any leads?
Do you know anything?
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
I just want to say one thing.
You do understand that
the thief must be found.
I would like you personally
to keep us informed
about the progress of the investigation.
Yes the thief will be found at some point.
Though I can't say the same for the money.
Good day.
What about
the Green Glove Gang?
Good day.
Commissioner,
do you think it was them? Can you comment?
- Over here!
- Can I have a statement?
- We'd like a statement!
- Do you have any leads?
- Why are you running away?
- Where are you going?
Four.
Nuh-uh. Absolutely not.
Four is unlucky for me.
- Do you remember when
- I don't remember. I'm taking this room.
Which one do I take?
Have you been fully
blind since birth?
No, I recognize shapes, light
Because, uhh sight impairment is
actually quite new for me.
Yeah, it was a complication, uhh
from a serious infection.
May I ask what kind of infection?
I can't admit someone
with an infectious disease.
Uhh, it doesn't spread like that,
it's not it's not um
We don't play like that anymore.
Speak for yourself.
Welcome, ladies.
When we fall
on the ground we pick ourselves up ♪
No moping around
We dust ourselves off ♪
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
we're back, baby ♪
Back at it, dagnabbit! Woo! ♪
Back on the grind, back in the seat ♪
Back on the line, back on our feet ♪
Back in the groove, back in the lane ♪
Back on the move, back in the game ♪
Think I'm over here
feeling bad for myself? ♪
Ain't nobody got time for that
I'm picking myself up off the mat. ♪
No need to lick my wounds any longer ♪
More than just returned to form
I'm coming back stronger ♪
When we fall on the ground
We pick ourselves up ♪
No moping around
We dust ourselves off ♪
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh,
we're back, baby ♪
Back at it, dagnabbit! ♪
Back on the grind, back in the seat ♪
Back on the line, back on our feet ♪
Back in the groove, back in the lane ♪
Back on the move, babe,
We're back in the game ♪
What are you doing?
Terenia hasn't finished yet.
What is this? A bakery? Where's the fire?
I don't have as much time as you.
I think that we
actually have much less time.
Excuse me,
do you have any normal coffee?
Coffee?
You want real coffee?
Brykalska says
her diamond necklace was stolen.
- Shh!
- So what?
What do you mean, "what"?
Did you take
a necklace with diamonds?
What do you take me for,
some sort of thief?
So not only blind, but discreet as well.
It says here they're missing
five hundred thousand.
Well it was a bag
about this big, but I don't know.
Two hundred. I goddamn counted.
- You don't know how much?
- I'm not stealing for myself.
Robin Hood always knew how much.
I've always wondered
how it is
that you're such a jack of all trades.
Well you know,
you can never be too careful.
How about some tea?
Excuse me.
I'm not staying here a minute
longer! It's full of old people!
I'm going home!
You can stay here if you want to!
I want to go on dates, drink wine, dance!
I am not going to sit here
with you and those old bags.
Okay listen up Kinga,
I hope we don't need to explain
again why we're here.
No, we don't.
I'm going back home! Goodbye!
Hey, Zuza!
Shh
Sh sh shh.
You feeling better?
Which one are we taking?
The green one.
It will suit Brykalski.
Boss?
Do you have anything?
The psychologist is writing their report,
I'm waiting on forensics for the shoes.
And what are you doing?
Anything else?
Serve the beet and then
grab the pan. Make sure you get
every last ounce of juice from it,
and remember
to always keep the heat low. Thanks!
How long has has it been?
Three hundred and twenty-one days.
Do you need help?
Good evening!
- What is it?
- Oh gosh!
My husband, Marian.
Good evening.
I might have overdone it.
They've been looking for
a fourth bridge player for a long time.
I've never known her
to turn down good entertainment.
- Ace of diamonds.
- Pass.
- Ace of spades.
- Wins the play.
Three no-trump.
Well You should know that.. uh
after the three bids we've just made,
you two can't possibly have enough points
to win a to win a three no-trump game.
The cards tell a different story.
Either you all
start complying with the rules,
or I'm afraid
we're going to have to say goodbye.
We're so sorry about our friend.
Go to bed.
But I'm having a great time!
And hey, gray hair,
just you wait and see what happens.
Na na na na na ♪
Na na na na na ♪
Na na na na na ♪
Na na na na na ♪
When the world broke into pieces
in front of your eyes ♪
When you can't escape
even into numb sleep ♪
When every day bares its teeth
at you like an angry dog ♪
There is one thing
that you can do in the madness ♪
Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
Chill out, our last shelter ♪
The radiator's scalding,
they turned off the heat ♪
Maybe I'll go to hell
and heaven's not for me? ♪
Even if I have to smuggle,
I'll take you there! ♪
When every day bares its teeth
at you like an angry dog ♪
There is one thing
that you can do in the madness ♪
Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
Chill out, skin wants to join skin ♪
Chill out, sweet, sweet pain ♪
Till we lose breath,
till we lose breath ♪
Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
Chill out, our last shelter ♪
The radiator's scalding,
they turned off the heat ♪
Your head is bursting
The mask grew into your face ♪
Trust me ♪
I will give you great tenderness
A ticket to the heavenly gates ♪
I will buy you ♪
You don't have to swear anymore
Fight, lie, and bow ♪
This is your shelter ♪
Come closer, be closer
Stop asking about the price ♪
Start flying with me ♪
Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
Chill out, our last shelter ♪
The radiator's scalding,
they turned off the heat ♪
Chill out, the sky is full of holes ♪
Chill out, skin clings to skin ♪
Chill out, our last shelter ♪
The radiator's scalding,
they turned off the heat ♪
Subtitle translation by Kel Barksdale