The Tom and Jerry Show (2014) s01e01 Episode Script
Spike Gets Skooled - Cats Ruffled Fur-niture
Listen, fellas! All this cat and mouse stuff, It has to stop! Look at this place.
It's a mess! I'm embarrassed to call this my home.
You should be too.
One day, those people who feed you, They're gonna get tired of coming home to this.
And you two are gonna end up kissing the pavement.
And I ain't gonna shed a tear, 'cause I warned you.
And get this in your pointy little head, cat, As long as I'm here, You're leaving the mouse alone.
Get it? From now on, things are gonna Whoa.
Oh, my! Look what you've done! - Now, honey.
- Don't honey me.
Look at my beautiful home! I'm just sayin', the cat may have provoked him a little.
Really? See? It's that kind of aggression that leads to this mess.
And proves Spike can't be trusted inside.
Until he changes, he's an outdoor dog.
Aw, he's fine.
Look at him, loving on Tom.
- Spike! - Spike! That does not look like loving to me.
Okay.
Okay.
What if I took him to obedience school? Maybe he learns to control himself, He could earn his way back in the house.
I think that's a great idea.
Dogs need boundaries.
You heard her, pal.
Cool it, boy.
You're in trouble.
Honey! Look who's back.
Welcome home, Spike.
You ain't gonna believe this.
He's a whole new dog.
Let me see, boy.
Spike, Sit.
Roll over.
Beg.
Sit.
Lay down.
Play dead.
See? What did I say? Well, he seems better.
But Rick, I have that important luncheon this afternoon.
If there's just one little mishap, I promise Spike will be playing dead outside.
You heard her pal.
She means business.
I'm gonna get you for what they did to me in there.
Give me that whistle.
Ah! What are you doing? Remember, Spike, we sent you to obedience school once.
We can do it again.
I know you're trying to get me kicked outta here, But I'm telling ya, it ain't gonna work.
No matter what you do.
I'm staying well-behaved.
Where'd youGet the Ruggles.
The super-duper bouncy ball? Well, Well.
Maybe you have changed.
My luncheon! Outside with the dog now! Come on, boy.
You had your chance.
Hey, Einstein.
Ever met these guys? You will.
Look, Hildie, Thomas is wearing a dress made from one of my hats.
How terribly clever! Mmm, yes.
Very clever.
Tell me, Thomas, how do you have time being so clever when you have so many other things you could be doing? Like keeping things tidy.
Here you go, Love, Your wand.
It was on the floor.
Why, Beatie, is that your cape? Yes, Hildie, it is.
I don't remember leaving it there.
Did you know, Thomas, Cats who touch beatie and hildie's things Are turned into glorious, happy little flies And kept in jars.
Do they look happy to you? So, Thomas, Are we ever going to touch beatie and hildie's things again? Very well.
So, Do be a deary dear and clean this mess up.
And do it quietly, we need our beauty rest.
Break the wand, the spell will be over.
Oopsie.
Thought that would have worked.
Good night, Mouse.
Hands of Times spell.
Look it up.
That's what you need, okay? Thomas.
What in dark shadows is going on down there? Hands of time Hands of time "Turn back the hands of time to restore all these things as they were before.
" You couldn't just walk out the door.
No, no, no, no, no.
You had to help.
I'm just dying to know what's going on down here, Thomas.
Do tell.
Careful, Thomas, There's always more room in the jar.
Is it everything you hoped?
It's a mess! I'm embarrassed to call this my home.
You should be too.
One day, those people who feed you, They're gonna get tired of coming home to this.
And you two are gonna end up kissing the pavement.
And I ain't gonna shed a tear, 'cause I warned you.
And get this in your pointy little head, cat, As long as I'm here, You're leaving the mouse alone.
Get it? From now on, things are gonna Whoa.
Oh, my! Look what you've done! - Now, honey.
- Don't honey me.
Look at my beautiful home! I'm just sayin', the cat may have provoked him a little.
Really? See? It's that kind of aggression that leads to this mess.
And proves Spike can't be trusted inside.
Until he changes, he's an outdoor dog.
Aw, he's fine.
Look at him, loving on Tom.
- Spike! - Spike! That does not look like loving to me.
Okay.
Okay.
What if I took him to obedience school? Maybe he learns to control himself, He could earn his way back in the house.
I think that's a great idea.
Dogs need boundaries.
You heard her, pal.
Cool it, boy.
You're in trouble.
Honey! Look who's back.
Welcome home, Spike.
You ain't gonna believe this.
He's a whole new dog.
Let me see, boy.
Spike, Sit.
Roll over.
Beg.
Sit.
Lay down.
Play dead.
See? What did I say? Well, he seems better.
But Rick, I have that important luncheon this afternoon.
If there's just one little mishap, I promise Spike will be playing dead outside.
You heard her pal.
She means business.
I'm gonna get you for what they did to me in there.
Give me that whistle.
Ah! What are you doing? Remember, Spike, we sent you to obedience school once.
We can do it again.
I know you're trying to get me kicked outta here, But I'm telling ya, it ain't gonna work.
No matter what you do.
I'm staying well-behaved.
Where'd youGet the Ruggles.
The super-duper bouncy ball? Well, Well.
Maybe you have changed.
My luncheon! Outside with the dog now! Come on, boy.
You had your chance.
Hey, Einstein.
Ever met these guys? You will.
Look, Hildie, Thomas is wearing a dress made from one of my hats.
How terribly clever! Mmm, yes.
Very clever.
Tell me, Thomas, how do you have time being so clever when you have so many other things you could be doing? Like keeping things tidy.
Here you go, Love, Your wand.
It was on the floor.
Why, Beatie, is that your cape? Yes, Hildie, it is.
I don't remember leaving it there.
Did you know, Thomas, Cats who touch beatie and hildie's things Are turned into glorious, happy little flies And kept in jars.
Do they look happy to you? So, Thomas, Are we ever going to touch beatie and hildie's things again? Very well.
So, Do be a deary dear and clean this mess up.
And do it quietly, we need our beauty rest.
Break the wand, the spell will be over.
Oopsie.
Thought that would have worked.
Good night, Mouse.
Hands of Times spell.
Look it up.
That's what you need, okay? Thomas.
What in dark shadows is going on down there? Hands of time Hands of time "Turn back the hands of time to restore all these things as they were before.
" You couldn't just walk out the door.
No, no, no, no, no.
You had to help.
I'm just dying to know what's going on down here, Thomas.
Do tell.
Careful, Thomas, There's always more room in the jar.
Is it everything you hoped?