Too Hot to Handle: Germany (2023) s01e01 Episode Script

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Hello. Completed German language update!
Be honest.
You guys thought that the Germans
are too stuffy for Too Hot to Handle
because everyone here
always follows the rules.
Wrong!
We turned the German-speaking
singles' market inside out
and found the hottest specimens ever.
And they all just want one thing.
Sex.
They live for hot flirting…
Shall we find out?
…quickies and wild one-night stands.
An orgy would be okay, too.
But here's the twist.
The mastermind of this show is…
Lana.
Famous for her dreaded sex ban
which all guests need to follow.
I didn't sign up for that.
No kissing.
KISSING
No petting.
PETTING
No masturbation.
And I wish
I could masturbate properly again.
And most certainly no sex.
But sex makes you happy!
Of course, there will be a huge prize fund
for this torture.
Two hundred thousand euros.
However,
with each of their rule violations,
it will be less…
The amount of your prize money
drops by €36,000.
-What?
-What?
And less and less.
I am sorry
for being such a horny little bitch.
Is there any help
for these sex-hungry singles?
In Lana's workshops, the hotties
will learn about real feelings.
And it'll get emotional.
All these feelings inside,
that's not really my thing.
Right now,
I just have butterflies in my stomach.
-I could easily fall in love with you.
-Me too.
Will they be able to rise above themselves
in Lana's world without sex?
Or are they…
My slave.
One could say you blew
quite a bit of money.
She did not say that!
Come on, I didn't even come.
Hello from the hottest paradise
since the existence of singles.
Welcome to Too Hot to Handle.
Our hotties think they're taking part
in Tropical Desire,
a fake show all about parties,
flirting and sex,
the perfect deception devised by Lana.
Data collection mode activated.
Starting from this moment,
nothing that happens in this resort
will escape Lana's observation.
And, of course, none of the hotties
suspect that nine hours from now,
there will be a strict ban on sex.
NINE HOURS UNTIL SEX BAN
And here comes
our first oblivious sex goddess.
On a scale from one to ten,
she's a straight-up wow!
Oh, my God!
Drinks!
Crazy. Oh, my God.
I'll go ahead and open this,
because I need a bit of liquid courage.
I can do it.
Cool!
So, are you ready for me?
I am here, because without me,
it would be totally boring.
I live in Ibiza and of course,
I like to go out and party.
I am 50% party girl and 50% Ibiza hippie.
I'm not looking for a relationship.
If something comes up, cool,
and if it doesn't, it doesn't.
But I wouldn't get up
in the morning and say,
"Oh, my God, I need a man.
Otherwise, I am not whole."
When I enter a club, I just go like…
My pick-up move
is usually just jostling against people.
And then they go, "What is your name?"
And then…
After sex, I either go home
or he gets a high five.
Oh, my God. Is someone coming?
Yes. Here comes a sex pack on two legs.
Hello!
Well, fuck me. You look beautiful.
-Hey, gorgeous!
-Nice to see you.
Just look at my hand.
I rarely ever start shaking.
You're really making me nervous here.
-That's me.
-Awesome.
-Rock 'n' roll, to a good time.
-To a good time.
-Now we have to see what's coming next.
-To what?
I have to hold back a bit,
because the more nervous I get,
the stronger my Berlin accent becomes.
-What do you do for a living?
-I'm a make-up artist.
No, seriously? Yes, no kidding.
We should join up right away,
because I'm a model.
-Really? I would never have thought so.
-Yes. Come on.
I'm a little rock 'n' roller
who loves traveling around the world.
I've been a model for 17 years.
I started out with Gucci.
Then I did Moschino, Dolce & Gabbana,
Alexander McQueen,
Sisley, ETRO, Michael Michalsky.
I spent three months in Milan,
Korea, London, Barcelona,
five months in Madrid,
then I lived in New York for a year.
Yeah, rock 'n' roll.
You think I'm a free spirit?
I think I'm a free spirit.
I'm into women, not girls.
I love sex.
Without sex, I would lose my smile.
I have sex with my head
and with him down there.
And with my glances, I flirt…
and undress you.
-I'm so hot.
-Are you hot?
-Yes.
-What do you say to ice cubes?
-Oh, yes.
-Awesome, right?
Oh, Emely on the rocks.
Dream on, Dennis.
Stop it!
-I'm so glad we're here.
-Yes, me too.
Look around, just look at that pool!
Good save, Dennis.
This totally rocks.
And what's that up there?
-Is that our love paradise, or what?
-No idea.
We'll see.
There are a couple more to come.
Don't worry, Dennis.
What's about to come
is guaranteed to knock you off your feet.
As well as everyone else.
More seduction isn't possible.
What?
-Two at once? Stop it!
-Fuck me sideways.
Hi!
How awesome is this? Come here.
-Hi.
-Absolutely amazing. Well, come on over.
-We already have glasses ready for you.
-Oh, that's so nice.
Thank you.
-Nice to meet you.
-Yeah, same. Cheers.
-I am Onyi.
-Hi.
-Emely.
-Hi. Anna.
Girls, please tell me
what kind of guys you like?
Yeah, I like sporty types, taller than me.
-Okay.
-And I like women, too.
Awesome!
Greetings. I'm Anna and I love adventures.
I really enjoy the mix
between sex with a man and sex with women.
For men,
I definitely look for a nice butt,
in women, I like a large bust.
My sex life is very diverse.
When it comes to it, I'm open to anything.
I was the one to end my last relationship
because it was just way too stifling.
Right now,
I can't quite imagine being monogamous.
My hair is a kind of super power.
Both of us are hard to tame.
During dates,
it can get in the way at times.
I can't.
-Your type?
-Yes, finally.
I'm kind of the same as Anna in that
regard. I don't have a specific type.
-Okay, he has to be tall.
-Yeah.
He should definitely work out,
be athletic.
And he should have charisma.
Basically, same as me.
Exactly, he should make me laugh,
and be adventurous.
He should perhaps also have curls,
beautiful eyes, a lovely smile,
have some brains, and be romantic.
Yeah, and that's it.
I am a soon-to-be dentist,
a super sexy dentist.
I am one of a kind.
I haven't been in a relationship yet
and I am not sorry about that.
There's rarely ever a second date
because if a man
does even the tiniest thing wrong,
I'm like, "Gone."
I'm here for the most epic party
of my life.
I'm here to have fun and to flirt a lot.
I mean, who likes eating the same pizza
every day?
-That's a chic bikini you're wearing.
-Oh, thanks.
But that goes for all of you.
You look enchanting, really.
Are you worried
that your boobs might pop out?
-All the time.
-Yes, same here.
"Are you worried
your boobs might pop out?"
I just can't!
I'm excited to see what kind of guy
is coming next.
Maybe there will be another woman?
That might be too much for me.
I think I need a little wingman
by my side now.
Well then, raise the palm curtain!
Male model number two.
Along with his six
well-toned little friends.
-Hello!
-Ooh!
-Oh, my God! Okay.
-I'm dying.
Reinforcements!
The ladies first. Kevin. Hey.
Anna. Hi.
Hi. You have beautiful eyes.
Thank you.
-Hi.
-Hello.
Emely.
Oh, he smells so good.
Are you excited? A little nervous, right?
My pulse is up a bit.
If you can't accept rejection,
you're not a man.
Easy to say if you never get rejected.
I work as a model and a footballer.
Right now, I live in the moment.
Parties, women, one-night stands.
That's my vibe.
My life motto is, "No bad days."
You can turn every day into a good one.
You should always think positively
and have a cool mindset.
I know how to move.
When I go like this,
a lot of women can't resist.
I have sex frequently and like it a lot.
I like curvy women, big breasts.
For me, every shot hits the goal.
-Great to have you all here.
-Wow.
You have to keep eye contact
or you get seven years of bad sex.
-Don't say that out loud.
-So, what do you go for?
I go for light eyes.
-Well, since just now.
-"Since just now"!
-He did not just say that.
-My God. A bonus point right away.
But there's room for more.
Much more. Pure sensuality.
It just got hotter around here.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Laura.
Thanks.
-Hi, I'm Onyi.
-It's one beauty after another here.
-Nice to meet you.
-Laura, nice to meet you.
You all look amazing! Wow!
-Here's your glass.
-Same to you. Really.
I like your necklace.
-Fits with the weather.
-Thanks.
Yeah, fits my country. I'm from Argentina.
Spicy!
Cheers to that!
I am 1% German and 99% Latina.
If I don't like something,
I can't keep my mouth shut.
I have to speak my mind.
I am confident.
If you are confident in yourself
and love the way you are,
men will line up.
Why are women who like to have sex sluts?
I'm not a slut. I'm just a connoisseur.
I usually end up with bad boys.
I have some kind of knack for it,
for the assholes.
I've been single for ten years,
the best time of my life.
I am here to have fun
and to meet sexy guys.
Laura, tell us a little bit
about yourself.
Yeah… What do you want to know?
-Everything!
-How old are you? What are you into?
Let me get here in between you.
-Okay.
-Come on!
What I'm into is exactly right here.
-Super.
-Right next to me.
I've lived in Berlin for 20 years.
-I model as a curvy model or…
-You can tell.
You look enchanting.
You're simply a model, period.
I can only return the compliment.
-You have a very cool presence.
-Thank you.
We're all really beautiful people. Party!
What's your mission here?
Flirting, I'd say.
-You're doing a good job of it.
-But are you also into girls or only guys?
I had this phase, I'd say,
where I did some experimenting.
But I'm sticking with men,
they have something women
just don't have, right?
Dang it.
There are tools for that.
"There are tools for that."
-It's not the same!
-There are lots of solutions.
And another solution would be… Anna.
All right, the next load of testosterone,
please.
A double dose.
FABIO, BERLIN
AKKA, VIENNA
Two at once!
-Not bad.
-Ladies first.
-Hello, Laura.
-Hola, Akka.
-Hi. Emely.
-I am Onyi.
Hola, chica.
-Hola.
-How are you?
All right, so what's your type?
What's my type? I'm definitely
into hot curves and into blondes.
You already have the right partner here.
Yeah, already got one.
What's the craziest thing
that's happened during a one-night stand?
I was once caught by the fiancé…
-Yeah.
-…of the woman.
-That's crazy.
-Yes.
-Stop!
-There were some fists flying.
-No!
-Naked, even.
My motto is, "Eat, sleep, fuck, repeat."
I've never been rejected,
because I'm young, good-looking, and sexy.
I'm known for not getting too serious
with the girls.
I can't focus on one woman
because there are just so many
and I just can't decide.
I often play on the Latino thing.
It works very well with the ladies.
Actually, I'm Turkish.
I perform extremely strongly in bed.
When I go out, firstly, I get me a blonde,
flirt with her for a bit
and at the end of the night
she ends up in my bed.
I'll wrap you around my finger.
-What do you do for a living?
-I'm a model. You?
Same.
But as models,
would you say you get more girls?
-Does that work, yeah?
-Does it?
It works. For me, it does.
-You look very athletic, by the way.
-Thank you. You too.
-Do you exercise a lot? Thanks.
-Yes, of course.
-As a model, you have to be in shape.
-True.
How did you get that scar here?
My scar?
Well, I tell everyone a different story.
-That means we'll wait until the dates.
-For you, he's a kickboxer.
-Then I'll tell you some story.
-Maybe I will get a date.
I'm half Italian and very romantic.
Hi, beautiful. How are you?
My dream date would be at the beach,
a picnic basket,
a beautiful woman at my side.
The cliché.
Just kidding.
I'm a typical gigolo.
My success rate, 100 out of 100,
even though it sounds pretentious.
The special thing about me is my scar.
Not everyone has one.
I always think of a new story.
One time it was a shark attack,
then from protecting my ex-girlfriend.
Good sex is very important to me.
The only thing I can't stand
is when the woman does the starfish.
Meaning if the woman just lays there
doing nothing.
Next!
So far, no woman has ever complained
about my skills as a lover.
Before, I used to be extremely shy,
but now I'm first class.
You can look forward
to meeting a real Italian.
-Why are you here? What are you down for?
-Party.
-And you?
-More details.
Party can include
a lot of different things.
Tell us, what's your type?
I know straight away
who my competition is.
She has to have brains.
This strictly superficial thing,
that's not for me, you know?
-Yes.
-And blonde.
-Ooh!
-That's great.
Then you're standing
in just the right spot.
Bingo!
Picked the right spot straight away.
All right, guys.
I also want to join Tropical Desire,
fake or not.
Oh, my God.
Hello!
-Hey.
-Oh, my God! It keeps getting better here.
-Hi, I'm Tobi.
-Hi, Emely.
He's no rival, it's all good.
You can stand here in the middle.
And tell us everything.
I don't mind.
And what are you into?
-You have to reveal all straight away!
-Come on.
Looking at you,
she's standing right in front of me.
-Stop.
-Blonde, beautiful eyes, hot lips.
-He has already fallen in love.
-Well, that doesn't happen quickly for me.
I'm not into
those emotional attachments and…
I'm a very vain guy.
Is my hair still good?
There's this prejudice
that handsome people are dumb,
but I'm living proof
that that's not the case.
I am more than a pretty face.
At home, technology is the focus.
It's important to me
that everything is connected,
that I can just tell my Alexa,
"All right, turn on the light."
"Turn on the music."
That's at least one woman
who listens to me, no ifs and buts.
I currently go to the gym
six times a week.
I am very proud of the results.
I'm a big hit with women.
I don't even get a chance
to approach women,
because they've already come up to me.
I'm a good lover.
I would like to have sex every day,
multiple times, if possible.
One-night stands are all right,
but I prefer being together for some time.
One or two weeks, that's enough.
-Are you a playboy?
-Some would probably call me that, yes.
You like the attention,
and once that's gone after the first plop,
you say, "All right, next one."
Women go along with that?
-Well, they…
-Once!
And here's hottie number ten.
Legs for days. But hardly any bikini.
Let's hope that the guys can handle that.
Hello!
-Hi.
-Wow!
-I'm Emely.
-My pleasure.
Hi, I am Stella.
Oh, my God, you guys are so hot!
Can I please make out with all of you?
There's this phrase, "good girl gone bad."
But I've never really been a good girl.
I'm someone who's really made
for single life.
I love enjoying my freedom.
I am very open, a very sexual person
and actually never lived monogamously.
I finished my A levels with straight As
and I can do pretty much everything.
Sports, dancing,
playing the piano, photography.
I definitely have a lot of interests.
I am the perfect woman.
I also became
Playmate of the Year in 2020.
First thing, I flicked through the Playboy
with my parents
and then dutifully signed it.
They were very happy about it.
I'm really looking forward to parties,
flirting, and lots of sex.
I don't even know where to look first.
And are you by chance into women?
-I'm also into women, so…
-Yes!
-What happened?
-Let me get over here.
Oh, yes, join us in the middle.
Hey, what are you looking for here?
I wouldn't mind lot of parties.
An orgy would be all right, too.
An orgy?
Well, that's what Tropical Desire is for.
I think they took the bait, Lana.
Mission accomplished.
The participants really believe
that they are at Tropical Desire.
And I've just put in an order
that will really help me
kick off my retreat program.
Oh, I can't wait, Lana.
But first I need to find out
who's into whom here.
Big guy, what's going on?
I think the two of us have the same…
-Yeah, you're interested in the same girl.
-We've got the same thing going.
Yeah, Stella is definitely
a total bombshell.
Stella will definitely drive me
totally crazy.
Just because of her character
and her looks.
Stella is my favorite.
We'll definitely end up
stepping on each other's toes.
Oh, I think there are several people.
-Stella for you, too?
-Probably. Yeah, boys.
So, we got a trio!
Yeah, Stella and maybe Anna a little bit,
but I still have to figure that out.
Yeah, Anna is cool, too.
I did notice you two exchanging looks
as well, yeah.
Remind me the name of…
I'm terrible with names, sorry.
What's the name of the taller one?
-Tobi.
-Tobi?
Yeah, Tobi is already in love.
Well, if I had to describe my dream guy,
I think it would be him.
For real?
I mean, I didn't expect it,
but I'm attracted to him 100%.
When he entered and said I'm 1,90 tall…
Makes you wonder
if he has another big thing as well.
And who do you fancy?
Kevin.
He was hot!
We've got rivalry going on here.
Kevin…
Kevin. I immediately got my lasso out.
Top of the list for me, 100%. Yeah.
It's going to be a rough battle.
Kevin, what about you?
Who are your favorites?
I can't quite get a feel
for Emely's character yet.
She appears to be very open-minded.
She would be the type in the club,
where I'd maybe get with her.
I'd be hot for her,
and I think she'd be no joke in bed.
But for more than that, I don't know.
-Okay.
-And Laura…
I don't know her yet.
But visually, I mean, I dig her body.
I like boobs, booty.
I do like a juicy body.
I am really torn.
Right now, I feel like a little kid
in a candy shop.
You just want to taste everything.
Who are you into, big guy?
Yeah, I mean, Emely is someone
I would like to spend a night with, alone.
I definitely think Emely is extremely hot.
She has super nice curves,
an awesome butt.
She definitely fits my type.
Personally, I think Fabio is
the most attractive and most interesting.
Yeah.
-I didn't expect that.
-Yeah!
I'm always pretty quiet
and then suddenly it's like, "Oh!"
Exactly. And then of course the women.
I'm keeping an eye on whether you maybe
also have some favorites among the women?
Wait, which of the women do you like?
Oh. Yeah, okay.
As of yet, certainly Laura and Stella,
definitely.
I'll definitely be happy for the two of us
to get a bit closer, too.
And the thing is I'm not sure
about Onyi and Emely,
how open to it you are.
But you know…
So, an all-girls orgy.
I am crazy excited! It's on now.
Communication with each other
is extremely important.
For us to really talk it out,
no moves behind each other's backs.
-Shake on it? Come on.
-For sure.
As a team!
Team Boys is ready to go.
Okay, what are your expectations
for the next few days?
Party.
I have so many plans for my time here.
Anna, Tobi, and maybe Fabio.
The boys go for teamwork
when it comes to flirting.
And the girls are planning an orgy.
But no matter what sex strategy you have,
in five hours
we're putting your privates on private.
FIVE HOURS UNTIL SEX BAN
The people, the location,
the ocean in the background.
It couldn't be much better.
This right here is really paradise.
Yes, and as it always goes in paradise,
there has to be a place to sin.
Ta-da! The bedroom.
There's no question
that it's going to get wilder in here.
Party hard!
Hey, these are awesome for sex.
The energy around here is so horny.
So, who sleeps with whom?
Yeah, well, I know where I'll be sleeping.
Oh, girl!
Oh, she's marking her territory.
The fight for Kevin is on.
Round one goes to Laura.
You can say what you like,
I'm sleeping with the hottest one here.
There aren't enough beds for everyone.
So, you have to share beds.
Well, that's not all bad.
-I think I'll join Anna.
-Hey, let me join you guys.
Yeah, better let both of them
come over here.
So, it'll be a threesome.
Oh, okay.
I already came.
Speechless.
I don't think I've ever seen
that many hot people in one room.
Same.
Well, I think tonight
will be very hot in here.
I think so, too.
-Yes.
-And loud.
Anna!
There are so many beds next to each other.
I think it'll be
like a full orchestra tonight.
Guys, it's so tight here…
Well, when I get up in the morning
with my morning wood,
I'll need four, five meters.
-Watch out!
-Epic guy!
We can help you get rid of it.
No matter who I share a bed with tonight,
I think it will definitely be a hot night.
Oh! Delivery for Lana!
Oh, it's her order.
What is that? And how does it work?
That is a sexometer.
Its purpose is to measure
my participants' level of arousal tonight.
Once they reach the peak of ecstasy,
they will trigger my sex ban.
Oh! That is surely going to be
lots of fun.
And what is that?
The question is,
what the hell is that thing out there?
We get there and suddenly
there is this huge thing
with LEDs and flames on top,
and I have no idea what it is.
-A giant dildo.
-What?
Giant dildo, gigantic fun.
Yeah, that thing does remind me
of something.
No worries, guys.
Clarification is on its way.
Our producer is currently explaining
to the participants
that this is a tropical sexometer
which will measure their desire tonight.
-Thank you!
-Thanks!
It has those different levels.
I'd guess it has to glow up.
-You have to work for it.
-Yeah, I think so too. Looks like LEDs.
The question is,
what do you have to do for it?
-Just undress.
-Party.
-Undress?
-Yeah.
-Will you do that?
-Yes.
You can try right now,
see if it lights up.
Oh yeah!
That's the spirit, Emely.
I will make that thing light up. Flame!
The hotter, the better.
That definitely motivates me
to go full throttle with the girls.
To be honest,
I assume concerning that flame up there,
that we'll have to do a lot of hot things
to get that thing blazing,
to get it turned on.
And then maybe,
there'll be a reward or two.
For sure, Kevin.
But where are the others anyway?
Oh, on a little tour of the new love nest.
So beautiful here.
-So cool!
-I'm so looking forward to it.
-Fancy a shower?
-Absolutely.
-So nice.
-Come in.
Wow! That was quick.
Lucky for them,
the sex ban isn't in effect yet.
I know, quite a few guys
are gunning for Stella,
but, I saw the opportunity and I took it.
There are men who don't know
exactly how to use their tongues,
but I think I have lots to look forward to
with regard to Tobi.
Yes, I think we can come here more often.
You definitely take what you want.
-I have to.
-I like it.
She's mine from now on.
Yeah, well, maybe the lady
also has something to say about that.
I think I have more space on my sunbed.
You can definitely come lie down here.
Want me to come over? You waste no time.
Yes, Akka must be short for Attacka.
Are you looking for adventure here?
-That's why we're here, right?
-That's my impression of you.
Yeah, that does turn me on, I'd say.
-So…
-Do you think you can handle that, or…
Vibe factor 100. Any higher offers?
-Well.
-I'm excited.
So am I.
How was it for you, your first impression,
in the villa as a whole?
I thought it was going to be easier,
but your heart does end up beating fast.
And if there's also a woman that you like,
it makes you a bit nervous, of course.
-But…
-So, I make you nervous, yeah?
Yes, of course, a little.
-Looks-wise, am I your type?
-Yeah, definitely.
Okay, I can only return that.
Your eyes have caught my attention.
That man, that body, those eyes.
For me, he is my Adonis.
You can tell, in the beginning,
I think, I am a little more reserved,
a little shy,
but I can also be different and outgoing.
Okay, then I'm looking forward to that.
Should we find out?
The second round also goes to Laura.
They are really going for it.
I kiss Laura and immediately get horny.
Maybe I was a little bit jealous.
I'm not a jealous person,
but maybe I was a little bit jealous.
Anything you want to say about that, or…
We don't have to talk.
We can do something else instead.
I see. You think?
I think seeing that
has motivated me a bit, to be honest.
If he has a look around,
then I can do that too.
I think that kiss was only the beginning.
Now that we checked
that the vibe is right,
there's room for a lot more.
We already know
where we're sleeping, right?
-Totally agree, that's what we'll do.
-Great.
Emely, I'm sorry, but Kevin is just mine.
So, Stella is checking out Tobi,
but also, Anna, Fabio and Dennis
have their eyes on Stella,
while Laura dates Kevin,
whom Emely is into,
who is the one Akka likes.
And Onyi is also in the mix. Simple.
And everything is heading
towards the big climax,
the party of the sex gods.
But time is running out.
THREE HOURS UNTIL SEX BAN
Whoa, Emely.
Yeah!
Oh, my God.
I didn't expect the others
to be this open-minded as well.
I had a little bit going on with Stella.
Yeah? How was it? Did you make out?
Of course!
Tobi, on the attack?
It definitely got hot.
Day one is going pretty great
and I'm looking forward to seeing
what else tonight's party holds in store.
I had a chat with Kevin.
We ended up doing more than chatting.
We already decided
that we'll be sleeping in the same bed.
Tonight, we will all have this orgy
that Stella predicted,
I am 100% certain about that.
To a hot night, what do you say?
-Come on.
-To a hot party!
Party!
You can't imagine how hot I am right now.
That is so beautiful!
You look like a goddess.
My name means "Gift from God,"
and today I am the goddess.
Shall we?
Hey boys, today, let's party,
drink and hook up the girls.
-Today we get down to business.
-The lion gets unleashed tonight, baby!
But, you know, if you want Stella,
then you have stiff competition.
-Put Stella aside for now.
-Yeah, dude.
Anna? For me, Anna is still…
I have an eye on her, you could say.
You've no idea,
because you haven't been with Emely.
You take the short end, I'm telling you.
-And you?
-My head was spinning today, Laura, Emely…
But Laura, after your date today?
Laura was hot,
I think it get hotter tonight.
We'll have to tickle a little something
out of the girls.
They have to let loose,
we'll go on the attack,
and then it'll all be good.
I love this tingle now.
And you know,
it's about to really go off and have fun.
And here are the party queens
with their shining crowns.
Either to impale the boys with,
or to receive their erotic vibes.
Everyone's looking great.
I am just excited to see what happens.
I'm thinking that I want to kiss
almost all the girls.
What is happening here right now?
Ooh! It's getting hotter and hotter.
Hey! Is that sexometer actually working?
Let's take off that dress!
All right, my lovelies.
We are going to play a really hot game.
-Are you up for it?
-Yeah!
The game is called Fire of Desire.
We have some of these nice buttons here.
And you can now stick them
to your erogenous zones.
I'm…
Oh, my God!
I'll start very small here,
and whoever wants to have the button
can just come here and take it.
That is exactly what I like.
Oh, my God!
Like a shot.
-Tobi, you've got it!
-Marking your territory.
I'm a gentleman,
I just let Tobi have the first move.
I think I'm about to need
some cooling down.
Wait, now it's two.
But when it came to the boobs…
I took my shot.
It's my turn.
Damn!
Stella is definitely a butterfly
that flutters around.
There's a bit of jealousy.
My boobs really enjoyed that!
So, who is next?
The kiss with Stella
definitely makes you want more, but…
Anna doesn't look bad either.
Anna!
Stella.
Kevin is my favorite so far,
and I fight for what I want.
I do get what I want.
Ready, set, go! I am faster. Not a chance.
Round three. Emely is catching up.
We had this instant vibe.
It was the best kiss here so far.
There's someone else here
who's a pretty good kisser.
That one goes on the ass.
Oh, my God!
Okay, I'll survive that.
That's horniness on a different level.
I didn't expect everyone
to pounce on each other like animals.
I really have to hold back here.
The alarm goes off.
Adrenaline flowing through your body.
What's going on here?
It's going up!
Oh! The sexometer is alive!
I was beginning to think
we needed an electrician.
We were hot enough.
It should be burning by now.
Yes, for sure!
Hey, there's still something missing
for the flame!
Let it burn!
Let it burn!
Let it burn!
Goosebumps.
I want to know what's going to happen.
Let it burn!
Let it burn!
Let it burn!
Power outage?
Don't worry.
Everyone will be electrified in a second.
Promise.
No!
No!
Shit! I know her!
Hello. I'm Lana.
Welcome to Too Hot to Handle.
Up there!
You can't be serious, right?
I didn't apply for that. Oh man.
We got played!
I'm totally on the wrong show.
What are you doing to us?
I am your personal digital assistant.
My cameras, microphones, and sensors
have been monitoring you
for the past 12 hours.
I have analyzed your behavior.
You got turned on, huh?
My conclusion,
you exclusively follow your sexual urges.
True values like sincere love,
unconditional devotion
and real trust
have been alien to you up to now.
But sex is nice! Sex makes you happy!
With my help, you will learn to establish
deep emotional relationships.
But there's also a huge prize
waiting for you.
Okay.
Now we're listening.
And how huge would that be?
The prize fund is…
-Don't tease us like that, Lana!
-Lana!
…€200,000.
Two hundred thousand euros!
Wow.
Okay, what's the catch, Lana?
But that amount decreases
with every rule violation.
From now on the following bans
are in place.
We're not really into rules.
Sexual acts of any kind are not permitted.
Should we play chess with each other?
I am here to party.
No kissing.
There's nothing to do without kissing.
-Come on, Lana!
-Lana!
No petting.
It's going to be a tough time, buddy.
So, no joy?
Lana is the ultimate party killer.
No sex.
I arrived here with blue balls!
We will go down spectacularly.
Please. There is still masturbation, okay?
And, of course, also no masturbation.
Now it's just over.
I can just put my pants back on
and go home.
From now on, remember, hands off.
Hey, that's all there is to it.
We're likely to get broke.
Stella will have to be under surveillance.
She'll leave here with 50 bucks.
We are screwed.
We're going to lose all the money.
I wish you an insightful stay
with mindful satisfaction.
I want real satisfaction!
I am always at your side
and will monitor you here
at Too Hot to Handle.
Shit.
-Lana, how much is it for what stuff?
-How much is it for a kiss?
That's torture. I can't.
While my mind says yes, my dick says no.
Talking penises? Eww!
Are you sad, too?
Yes!
I was so looking forward
to a really great summer.
Oh, I was looking forward to…
several things.
And now it's all…
-Different.
-Hands off, for one…
Yeah.
But do you plan on sticking to the rules?
Sure, I love rules.
That's totally my thing.
I really only take rules to heart
when I believe they make sense.
Well, I believe that if it's worth it,
you can go ahead and…
Well, congratulations.
Thirty two minutes since the sex ban
and you've already screwed this up.