Too Hot to Handle: Latino (2021) s01e01 Episode Script

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A NETFLIX REALITY SERIES
[Itatí]
If you went on vacation to paradise
PARADISE
with these singles
would you be able to resist having sex?
Of course not!
In a world where flirting
is easier than swiping right,
creating new connections
is like forgetting your ex.
Practically impossible.
That's why
we looked all over the continent
for people addicted to casual sex
and treated them
to the best vacation of their life.
Yeah!
We're gonna have too much fun.
[Itatí] Or so they think.
- We're going to have a threesome.
- Oh, yeah!
[sighing]
[Itatí] These wild singles
can do whatever they want,
except for one thing.
Sex!
SEX
- No!
- No way!
- Shit!
- Why am I here?
[Itatí] If they abstain,
they can win up to 100,000 dollars.
[cheering, shrieking]
One hundred thousand dollars!
[Itatí]
But every time they break the rules,
it will be deducted
from their prize money.
- How much did he spend?
- Nine thousand dollars.
Poof! Nine thousand dollars.
RULE BROKEN
[Manuela] We lost money.
Lana, we owe you!
It's easy for you. You must be rich.
[Itatí] Abstinence might be easy
for a couple married for ten years,
but not for these horny singles.
I can't take it!
[Itatí] Can our singles resist temptation
and create deeper connections?
He's becoming really important to me.
[Itatí]
Or will they spend their vacation
playing
Yeah!
[Itatí] with
No one tells me what to do.
[Itatí] fire.
Shit, we're not gonna touch anything?
NARRATED BY: ITATÍ CANTORAL
[Itatí] In less than 24 hours,
our singles will receive news
that will totally change their vacation.
And for that, I present: Lana.
Sort of like a motivational coach,
but one you like.
LANA - THE ALEXA OF LOVE
I'm programmed to analyze human behavior
and help them connect with other people.
[Itatí] Lana will collect information
on our singles' behavior
before telling them
that they'll have to put their sex life
in airplane mode.
SEX
[Lana] To create real connections,
they won't be able
to have sex in any form.
[Itatí] Welcome to paradise!
All reality shows start
with participants arriving at the house.
And so does this one.
But I'm a bit nosy,
and I wanna look into the future
to see how they get along.
Look, we have a couple there.
And another, and another,
and Okay!
Is this an OnlyFans page?
Back to when they first met.
The first to arrive is Manuela.
We're off to a good start.
The production team has a good eye.
Love it!
Wow!
Amazing!
Champagne!
[shrieking, laughing]
I think I'll live here.
[Itatí] Rent isn't cheap.
I love sex. It's great.
[laughs]
We Colombians are hot.
What do I want at this point in my life?
Have sex until I can't move.
[laughs]
[Itatí] Manuela came in hotter
than leather on a sunny day.
For a man to turn me on,
he has to be super hot.
My relationships
don't last longer than four months.
[laughing]
Let's see who's coming,
what the guys look like.
And girls too.
This vacation could corrupt me a little.
I can't wait. I wanna know who's coming.
I hope they're super hot.
[Itatí] Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! Granted.
[Manuela gasps] Hello!
Hello!
- What a nice welcome!
- I'm waiting for you with a drink.
[Joel] Okay.
- Welcome! I was waiting for you.
- Good service. Thanks.
- How are you?
- Good. You?
- Where's yours?
- [Manuela] Here.
- Where are you from?
- San Luis Potosí. You?
San Luis Potosí? Colombia.
- Colombian! Hmm.
- [Manuela] Colombian. [laughs]
Better than arepas.
When are you bringing out the tigers?
Got to tame them.
My name is Joel.
I'm a proud Mexican. Hell, yeah!
[Itatí] Watch where the sauce drips.
I'm here to meet girls, baby!
[roaring]
I love women, I can't help it.
A look can say it all.
[Itatí] With those abs,
I doubt they'll look at your eyes.
I'm on fire in bed.
[chuckling]
I've a strong personality.
I need someone to match me.
I like them wild.
I like the beach.
- Beautiful!
- It's beautiful here.
- We can fool around over there.
- Uh-huh.
- Fool around?
- [Itatí] What?
Fool around means something else.
- What's that?
- Have sex.
Sex?
What?
I'm here like, "Let's fool around."
Yes.
[laughing]
Cheers.
[Itatí] Let's see if our next participant
is here to fool around
or to have fun.
You know.
- Hey! [laughs]
- Welcome!
- We were waiting for you.
- I'm so excited! Hi!
Hey, honey.
- A pleasure.
- Yours.
Just what I needed. You're so pretty.
Where from?
- Mexican. [laughs]
- Hell, yeah!
Testing, testing.
I have a strong personality.
I'm very dominant, very loyal.
And I have a short fuse.
I don't have a type of man.
I like all colors,
all flavors,
all ages.
Well, there's a limit there, right?
My fantasy is to do it with two guys.
I imagine one back there and one up here.
[laughing]
[Itatí] In this house,
there's plenty of horniness
and plenty of imagination.
- Red is my favorite color.
- It is. Look.
Red, red, red.
You're my favorites.
We're the first ones. That's why.
Yeah, his eyes are very,
very, very pretty, attractive, dominant.
[Itatí] Someone order pizza?
Because it's two for one.
[cheering]
Hey!
- [Nico] Hi!
- Hi!
Hey there.
[Itatí] Carolina's eyes sparkle.
Is she thinking about her fantasy?
Nicolás.
- Caro, Nico, Manu.
- Nicolás.
- How are you?
- To get the welcome you deserve.
Nicolás.
- I'll grab a drink.
- It's yours.
- Ooh! Nice.
- Argentina.
[Itatí] How did she know?
I'm from Huanchilla, Córdoba, Argentina.
What do I enjoy most in life?
My friends, family, BBQs,
but above all, women.
I'm a sex addict.
Honestly, I love it. I really enjoy it.
More is better.
[chuckles]
- Hi? Hi Mom.
- [Mom] Nico, how are you?
Know where I am?
- [Mom] Where?
- Paradise!
You have no idea.
You got a baby face.
- You look 25.
- Thanks. Such a nice compliment
You said 21.
They say I have to suck in my stomach.
To look ripped. [laughs]
I'm a marine biologist.
I love the beach and bikinis.
[Itatí] Tell me your size,
I'll loan you one.
I love to fish.
The more fish, the better.
Then, you can choose.
Humans are naturally "polyganous."
That's coming from a biologist.
[Itatí] Wait, what?
Naturally "polyganous."
[Itatí] It's "polygamous,"
Marine Biologist.
Doves are monogamous.
They have one partner their whole life
but humans, we go all out.
[chuckling]
[Itatí] We'll see
how your "polygany" works out.
You've got beards, man.
I can't grow one.
- Just a few stray hairs.
- Finally.
- Finally, I'm a man.
- Yeah!
[Nico] Yeah!
[exhales]
Manuela. What a hottie.
If I like someone, I go for it.
That's what's gonna happen.
- Hey. Hey.
- We're breaking the glasses already!
- There's love here.
- Romance.
I'll have to take off my shoes.
It's happening today. Hold on, baby.
[Itatí] Israel is coming
like a wrecking ball over everyone.
Too bad he won't be able to do anything
in a little while.
We're clicking now.
Hyperventilating.
[Itatí] Wait!
Everyone isn't here yet,
and they're already pairing up.
Welcome!
[all cheering]
[Zaira] Everyone's so cute! Hi!
Hey, nice to meet you.
Nico.
- Two kisses.
- Two kisses.
Joel.
Spain?
Spain. Does it show?
I'm from Valencia,
and I do a bit of everything.
I have a clothing store. I sing.
Everything, I'm very cosmopolitan.
[Itatí] These generations
are so cosmopolitan.
God gave me a pretty face
instead of smarts.
Good cleavage and a nice butt
drives the boys crazy.
I like when a man knows how to move.
Ay, ay, ay. [laughs]
Tattoos? Look, this is a tattoo of my ex,
a tattoo of my ex,
another of my ex.
Every time I meet a guy,
he says, "A tattoo of your ex?"
I tell them, "Don't worry,
I'll get one of you." They shut up.
[Itatí] Zaira has so many ex-boyfriend
tats, it's like a Taylor Swift song.
- Ah, do we tell her?
- Age?
- Twenty-one.
- Twenty-one?
You're the youngest!
- Baby!
- You?
- Baby, no!
- [laughing]
Long live the Motherland! Long live Spain!
You're here looking for love?
- If I find it, fine.
- I'd run away.
Yeah.
[Itatí] Run?
Wait until you hear the house rules.
[upbeat music playing]
Hi!
Hey!
Let's pose!
- Pose.
- [shutter clicking]
How are you? Nico. Nice to meet you.
Hi.
I've always liked getting crazy,
out of control.
I'm really rough in bed.
I like it rough,
I like sweat and screams.
[Itatí] You won't find that here.
I've fulfilled lots of fantasies,
but I think threesomes are the best.
I love pleasing women.
I even pierced my penis at 16,
so women always have an orgasm.
You wanna see it?
[Itatí] Let's hope that doesn't cause the
stuffing to fall out of the teddy bear.
Just like at recess,
the men and women have been separated.
What?
[Itatí] What are they talking about?
[laughing]
You like any of them?
- I want the Argentinian.
- I'll take Joel. You?
Israel and Joel.
- Joel looks amazing. I love it.
- They all are.
I don't wanna get tied down.
I wanna see who's next.
- Exactly.
- Absolutely. What do you think?
I'll wait.
[Itatí] Don't wait too long. Time is up.
Reinforcements are arriving.
- Hi!
- [shouting]
Now we're gonna raise the roof!
[Itatí] And some other things.
[shouting, laughing]
- Hey, honey! What a body!
- Nice to meet you. Nico.
How are you?
- Nice butt. Hi.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
How are you?
She's cute and has a great body.
Cheers!
Ready to rage.
I'mfrom Guadalajara, Mexico.
I swear a lot.
I'm always like,
"That's a damn pretty flower."
"This damn sun is too bright."
[laughing]
You know, I like men and women.
Just over here winning.
One of my talents is
I think it's with my mouth.
You can imagine the talents I have.
[Itatí] Poetry?
When you have sex, you release dopamine.
You're in a good mood when you have sex.
You're happy, basically.
[Itatí] You're gonna be
out of dopamine, girlfriend.
A toast to those who just got here.
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
My name is Flor.
I'm an actress. I'm everything and more.
I'm very good in bed.
And I know when to fake it.
I've faked tons of orgasms.
But, who hasn't?
[Itatí] You too? High five!
I like men, I like women,
and I'm always horny.
[laughing]
I became vegan first because
[fast forwarding]
I've had enemas.
I talk a lot.
[Itatí] You think?
I'm giving you the snake ring
for our marital love.
- You're already pairing up?
- We're married.
- Married?
- [Israel] You were late.
Everyone has to see I like him.
I have to mark my territory.
[Itatí] As long as you don't do it
like dogs.
If someone more handsome shows up,
I don't know.
[Itatí] I'm taking this one home.
A glass of water, please?
[gasping]
Where are the party people at?
Get out of here!
- You like him? You do.
- Yeah. [laughing]
[singing]
- Colombian!
- [Nick] Colombian.
Party time!
- [shouting]
- [laughing]
Even I like him.
He's got good vibes.
- Hey! [shouting, laughing]
- Hi. Hi.
The first thing I noticed was his dance.
I couldn't help
but see his package. [laughs]
Is that your son?
Does he look like me or what?
Wow, what a cutie.
Do you have a little one
or big one down there?
Okay, you wanna see it.
Nick is fun, you'll have a good time.
[Itatí] Nick, are you talking about
yourself, or did you name your dick Nick?
I attract women like bees to honey.
I love a woman with a nice ass.
I love a hard, beautiful butt.
Seeing a woman walk by,
and you say,
"Wow! I have something to hold on to."
[chuckling]
There's a cool game called Statements.
[Itatí] Statements!
A trivia game, I'm sure.
I make a statement about someone.
If I'm right, and it's a woman,
she gives me a kiss.
[Itatí] What a surprise!
Easy questions to kiss.
It's about to get good.
Nico.
Do you like people older than you?
Yes.
[Itatí] Bingo!
No way!
They said I had to do something.
Longer!
[laughs]
- Flor, do you like Nick?
- Of course!
He's gorgeous.
Hon.
Kiss him.
[Carolina] Time for a kiss.
It won't just be a kiss.
[Carolina] Hey.
[cheering]
[whistling]
- [Lilian] Good.
- [Carolina] Delicious!
- Oh my God!
- I'll stay on this side.
Please.
Sorry, bros,
there always has to be an alpha
in every group.
And that alpha is me.
[Itatí] Is the alpha in charge of
hosting games like Bob Barker?
We're gonna have a great time. Cheers!
[Itatí] The way I see it,
they're hornier than a reggaeton video.
Lana will observe their behavior,
and in a few hours, she'll give them
the news that they can't have sex.
Let's see what they think.
For now, these horn dogs
will see the room where it all goes down.
At least for tonight.
Come on in to your humble abode.
So cute!
Honey, look!
What is that?
Condoms!
[cheering, whistling]
This is what I came for.
To flirt and have fun.
How many of us are there?
- Is there another floor? Ten?
- [Manuela] 10, there are 10 of us.
I counted the beds, and I'm bad at math,
so I had to count twice.
[Itatí] I'll help you, Zaira.
There's six beds and ten of you.
Think!
Oh my God!
Please!
Okay, enough already!
Relax, relax. I'm not that easy.
[Itatí] Says the guy kissing
the Argentine after three minutes.
Physically, who gets me going?
Nick. I love him because he's Colombian.
- I wanna eat him up.
- Nick or Nico?
[Zaira] The Argentine.
- You're going for the Argentine?
- He's great.
After a few drinks,
I can have any of them.
[laughing]
Nico is a cutie.
We'll sleep together, but if the Argentine
is nearby, even better. [laughing]
In kindergarten, they teach you to share.
No one fights.
We're all friends. No big deal.
My move is, "Oh, sorry.
I thought you were Manuela." [laughs]
Manu! But, but
- But Manuela will be
- Yeah! [laughing]
[Itatí] Poor things.
Prohibition begins tomorrow.
[speaking indistinctly]
Look what I brought!
- Listen!
- Son of a
- Baby.
- [laughs]
I came to have a really, really good time.
I'm excited.
Now no one will rob me.
She was marking her territory.
We'll see how that goes.
- This is all mine. Yeah.
- This is mine.
- The handcuffs?
- It's all mine, and it belongs to me.
I think Carolina could get jealous,
but Israel seems like he's here to party,
so that could be a problem in the future.
[Itatí] Israel's looking for a little bit
of everything,
but he's tied down or cuffed.
I thought monogamy was just for doves.
If you put two people
from Cordoba together in paradise,
what will they talk about?
I like normal, bitter mate.
I don't like anything in my mate.
Have you tried Stevia?
- No!
- You don't like sweet mate?
Nope.
[Itatí] Of course. The mate.
And from Cordoba!
Love it, we have so much
[sighs]
[Itatí] Happening in your pants.
Now or never. I have to go back.
I wanna make that body mine.
Oh, I fall in love ♪
[exhales]
He's so hot.
[Itatí] Are those sweet mate
or bitter mate kisses?
I wanna eat her all up.
She's amazing!
[Itatí] Hey, don't touch those buns!
Argentine, green eyes. Beautiful.
Shit, I wanted to do that
since I first saw you.
I said, "Please, be from Cordoba."
I felt him, felt his skin, and loved it.
- I'll see if we can keep it a secret.
- We'll see.
We'll see if we can keep it a secret.
Obviously not, but we'll see.
I loved kissing her.
It was great. I'd kiss her all the time.
[Itatí] Hush! No one saw.
[upbeat music playing]
[Itatí] In case anyone was wondering
what men talk about
when they're working out,
well
the same thing they talk about
when they're not.
- I need to get laid tonight, man.
- Yeah?
Gotta get some, right off the bat.
There's chemistry.
Caro is really into you.
The goal is to bone every day, right?
That's That's best.
It's essential, healthy.
[Itatí] Well, my dear,
the bones you want are pretty expensive.
Zaira knows how to move
Think about it.
[cheering]
She'd be great. I'd put on some glasses,
get the popcorn and let her go to work.
And she can dance.
[Nick] Those butt cheeks bounce like
that big ass
I see it and think, "That has to be mine."
"That will be mine."
[Itatí] There's a lot of talk
going on here.
It seems like just being at the beach
makes these singles hot.
I have these muscle spasms.
- Here, it hurts really bad.
- Oh, right. Let me see.
Lie down.
[Itatí] I have spasms too, Joel.
This is about to get good.
Face down.
[screaming excitedly]
My God! Do you see that ass?
Pff. That fit body. It's hard.
[Lilian] Fix me or ruin me.
[laughing]
Without even trying for it,
clearly, we're already getting all hot.
You feel the desire,
the tension, the magic. Everything.
Like a good Mexican: working.
[Itatí] Good luck because the flirtatious
Colombian has a girl in the bathroom.
[laughing]
Curiosity.
I don't like to brag.
I want them to see it with their own eyes.
That's why I invited her.
I insinuated, "Let's go to the bathroom."
[laughs]
- [Manuela] I'm leaving.
- [laughing]
Nick has an A plus body. I love his pecs.
He can make them dance and everything.
I've seen his moves.
My skin gets ashy right away.
It does?
Uh-huh.
I put ideas in Zaira's head.
Make her want me, look for me,
until she can't hold out,
until her legs tremble
with the desire to be with me.
[Zaira] I already forgot.
I forget everything here.
[Itatí] But Nick, you didn't wait
for her legs to tremble.
I like him.
I'm feeling things. [laughs]
Help!
[Itatí] Let go of that bug spray,
or you might get confused.
It's opening night,
and the best part is open sex bar.
So, have as much of it as you can.
Let's have a good time!
[dance music playing]
Now I'm like getting comfortable.
[Itatí] Comfortable?
The party is here!
Go, go, move it!
[Itatí] Lilian and Joel
have some alone time
to talk about
who they're gonna sleep with.
Spoiler alert: with each other.
- Who are you going to sleep with?
- I don't know.
[Itatí] Translation: "Sleep with me?"
Right here.
Big arms, big arms.
You can sleep on my arm and chest, baby.
[vibrant music playing]
[Itatí] While they decide where to sleep,
Israel and Carolina
are deciding where to kiss.
Those are some good ones!
- It's the kisser.
- Kisser?
- You don't hear it? The kissing lizards.
- Where?
- They go [kisses] Hey, now.
- They're teasing us.
[Itatí] Kiss her, Joel!
That mouth, that face
Oof! I need a cold shower.
Kiss me.
[Itatí] Ah,
that's the kissing lizard they heard.
Her lips taste like candy.
You don't let go, do you?
No. You have great lips.
[Lilian] Yeah.
That's it.
- Let's get back to everyone else?
- Yeah, let's go.
Come on.
It was a great kiss. One you really enjoy.
[Itatí] Joel, don't trip!
The party must go on.
Let's see what everyone else is up to.
[dance music playing]
- Hey.
- Hey.
What did you think of me when you arrived?
[Itatí] Great personality!
- Great rack!
- Oh! [laughs]
- What a huge rack.
- Close.
- Really?
- Well
You didn't like someone else
when you arrived? Tell me.
I don't check out just anyone, okay?
[crickets chirping]
[chuckling]
Wait, I got a cramp for lying!
Just kidding! Just kidding! [laughing]
I really want her.
I'm just waiting for bedtime.
Then I'm gonna "boint" her.
[Itatí] "Boint" her or boink her?
They'll tell us all about it later.
[dance music playing]
[Itatí] They're dying to go to bed.
And I'm dying to see their faces
when Lana breaks down the rules for them.
It's gonna be hard to decide
who sleeps where.
For you maybe. I'm right here.
- Is this one mine?
- No, it's mine.
I think I get this one.
But there aren't the right number of beds.
These beds are too small for two people.
Don't you know
where one person fits, two can?
I think someone's sleeping alone tonight,
but it won't be me.
[Itatí] Some people have already
chosen who to sleep with.
It's just you and Manuela left.
But I don't think
you'll end up with the Colombian.
Okay.
Bed time. Hey.
It got late. We all went to bed.
I put on a sexy outfit and
[suspenseful music playing]
[pounding rhythmically]
We wanted to wait until everyone
went to sleep, but it was impossible.
No one was tired. No one wanted to sleep.
[Itatí] Or maybe they did,
but the moaning kept them up.
We were in the first row, right in front.
[Itatí] Horniness is contagious.
I train my arms
the same way I train my tongue.
[Itatí] Okay.
This room is like
a bachelorette party in Nashville.
That guy's gonna die down there.
It's been like an hour. [laughs]
[Itatí] Get him an oxygen tank!
[uplifting music playing]
[Flor] There's one thing I really like.
A vegetable I love!
He has a big eggplant.
[Itatí] Good thing you're vegan.
[laughing]
I can't resist. But I also want
I want to go slow.
I don't want to go too fast.
[Itatí] Flor, there's a buffet,
and you're not gonna try it?
You'll regret that tomorrow.
[Nick] Oof!
This heat is like a volcano
that's gonna erupt,
and it's gonna erupt in her.
I didn't feel much, but I'm gonna fake it.
[Itatí] Give her an Oscar
or at least a round of applause.
[Dadvian] I'm doing a virgin
but a different kind of virgin.
[Manuela] My bed is
cold, sad, lonely. [laughs]
[Itatí] Let's see
if Lana's operating system
doesn't overheat with everything
that happened last night.
Luckily, there are only three hours
until celibacy.
[Nico yells]
No!
[Manuela] What happened?
What a night.
[Joel] Let me say something.
- Babe, that was great.
- [kissing]
[cheering]
[Manuela] Oh no.
[vibrant music playing]
If my friend Manuela helps me out,
I'll see how far I can get with Nick.
No!
I'm telling Joel.
[Lilian] Come on. I'm not gonna
get locked down on the first day.
I play the field.
Excuse me? What's that about?
So I pretended I didn't hear.
[Itatí] Are you pretending
to be jealous too, Zaira?
Sorry, Joel,
but I have to keep moving forward.
Is your butt ticklish or what?
Yeah, all over.
I like to seduce Isra
and do things
fun things, dirty things.
Why wait til tonight?
[laughing] You're already starting?
[Itatí] Starting?
You never stopped!
You really want another round?
Really?
I just get so horny.
Should we?
Yeah.
We're managing this intelligently
and secretly.
All alone.
No distractions.
[Itatí] Have a smoothie first!
Don't faint on us.
Are we really doing it again?
[Itatí] Fine, put some porn music on.
[upbeat music playing]
I wasn't going to do it, and I did.
[Itatí] Prohibition will be hard for them.
They seize the night and the morning.
And pretty much any time.
Lana, can we speed up the clock?
It's time for Lana
to make a grand entrance.
And for that,
we have to distract these horny singles.
How?
- No! Look!
- Huh!
[Itatí] Hire some paragliders.
[cheering]
[whistling]
Oh my, if one of them gets off,
and it's a participant, I'll die!
[laughs]
[man 1] Do you copy?
[man 2] Go, go!
[cheering]
[whistling]
[Itatí] Lana has her own servant
who will leave her in the living room.
The perks of being Lana.
[all cheering, screaming]
- Can I stay?
- [man 2] No.
And take off that hat. It's 100 degrees!
[Itatí]
You wanted a new member in the house?
Well, there you have it.
[upbeat music playing]
[speaking indistinctly]
[Itatí] I've never seen anyone
get so excited over paragliders.
TWO MINUTES TO THE BAN
Let's see if they're still excited
after Lana's news.
When I saw the device, I thought:
"What a surprise!"
We'll get some music, and we can dance.
[Itatí] You know, this isn't music.
It is a test.
No way!
[Itatí] Yes way!
I recognize that cone.
I've seen it somewhere else. [laughing]
[Itatí] I think Zaira's already seen
Too Hot To Handle.
Or does she think Lana is an air purifier?
- Do you know what it is? No?
- No.
I looked at everyone
and thought to myself,
"You have no idea what's happening.
Watch out, you know?"
[melodic chime]
Hey!
[suspenseful music playing]
Hello, humans.
- Hello.
- Hello.
My name is Lana.
And I will be your virtual guide.
- Hi, Lana!
- Bravo!
[cheering]
[singing]
Between you and me,
and this might be weird,
but I liked Lana's voice. It's sexy.
You were all selected for this program
based on your proven sexual prowess.
- Wow!
- No big deal.
What an honor to be called skilled.
I think that Lana knows me perfectly
and chose the right person for sex.
Lana knows where it's at.
If beds could talk,
they'd have a lot to say.
- Uh.
- Okay.
Bye.
It's no big deal.
- Hey! Whenever
- What an honor for us.
Yes. Please.
And that's why I brought you
on this vacation in paradise.
- Amazing!
- [cheering]
We love you, Lana, we love you!
We love you, Lana, we love you!
We love you, Lana, we love you!
Did I say "vacation"?
[suspenseful music playing]
I meant "retreat."
- No!
- Spiritual?
A retreat?
- What kind of retreat?
- Oh no.
- Spiritual retreat?
- No!
Retreat from what?
Am I here to cleanse my soul?
Quiet! Let her talk!
I'm getting nervous!
The goal of this retreat
is to achieve deeper connections
in your relationships.
Oh my lord!
It's getting hot in here.
- How deep?
- I don't wanna fall in love!
During your time in this house,
you will have different experiences
that will help you evolve as people.
And to motiva te you,
there will be a small incentive.
What? What?
Keep talking. Keep talking.
[Lana] One hundred thousand dollars.
[cheering]
That's a lot of money in Argentina,
a lot of money. [laughs]
[Itatí] I think that's
a lot of money everywhere.
[speaking indistinctly]
- I'm going to win, I promise.
- I'm gonna win.
[singing]
I'll do whatever it takes to win,
whatever it takes.
[Itatí] If only you knew
what you have to not do to win.
- Lana, we love you. Nice meeting you.
- [Manuela] We love you.
But
There's always a but.
[Itatí] And here we go.
Stop, stop, stop!
Be clear with me.
She's going to ask us for something.
I just wanna know what.
From this moment,
until the end of the retreat,
you must abstain from any sexual activity.
[laughing sarcastically]
It's clear! [laughing]
[sighs, laughs]
This can't be real.
This can't be real, I mean
You're gonna tell me we can't have sex?
- [laughing]
- [Lilian] We're all alone.
[laughing] Oh, no.
No one tells me what to do, I mean
That means:
No making out.
I didn't kiss him on the beach
because I didn't want my lipstick
to smear.
Now, I don't have a kiss,
no bread, no cake, nothing.
No fooling around under the sheets.
No oral sex,
morning sex
or self-love.
I knew I should've masturbated yesterday!
[all laugh]
I need release, seriously.
No joke. [laughs]
Every time someone breaks the rules,
it will be subtracted from the
hundred thousand dollars.
I felt like a horse when you put
the reins on and pull them back.
Good luck, little bunnies.
- [laughing]
- What bunnies? We can't do it now.
[Israel] Oh, bunnies.
We're all alone,
with our hands tied like this.
Honestly, Lana,
you really screwed me over.
[laughing]
I don't know. I don't know what to do.
I don't even want to think about it
because
because I'll just get upset.
[Itatí] Poor little bunnies!
This will be a long and hot vacation.
Let's ask how much morning sex costs,
to see if it's worth it.
[all laugh]
[Itatí] Up next Resisting is hard.
[lana] They haven't been able to hold out.
If we're gonna be penalized,
I hope it isn't much.
[Manuela] It was you!
[Itatí] Temptation
always comes back stronger.
I have this need to bite those lips.
It was a kiss. It was on purpose.
This situation turns me on.
[group chanting] Five-way kiss!
Five-way kiss!
[Lana] Prize money has been deducted.
Why did we spend so much money?
[crying]
["Turn It Up" by Raphael Lake playing]
Turn it up ♪
Oh, oh ♪
Turn it up ♪
Oh, oh ♪
Turn it up ♪
Oh, oh ♪
Turn it up ♪
Oh, oh ♪
[singers vocalizing]
- This time ♪
- And this time ♪
- Everybody's on the scene ♪
- It's all high ♪
It's all high ♪
- Alibis ♪
- No alibis ♪
- Alibis ♪
- Written in the magazines ♪