Woodley (2012) s01e01 Episode Script

Help me! Someone! Please! Hutt! I'm hungry.
Right Dad! Look, I, um 'Cause this morning I had, you know, then when originally I I I know I'm sorry about 'cause I I Initially I thought there was but you know, you have to appreciate that occasionally there's a Dad! Organic eggs? Org org Organic eggs? Look, please.
One more time Right, that's it! Hello? Sorry about that.
Bit of a hot one today.
Let's get you out of there.
Hutt! Shit! Argh! No.
No! Oh Hello! Is there anyone? Hello! Excuse me? I seem to I need to Is there anyone? I can't get out! I can't get out of this thing! I can't get out! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ow! Done.
So I can fix that.
Frank, no.
Could you just hold that for me just for a moment? Ta.
Oh, the baby! The baby! Sorry, that's Can we just I just need to We need to Um sorry.
She's beautiful.
Em.
Em! Got the candles.
Where's Ollie? Happy birthday, darling.
There was this duck I can't.
I can't do this.
That's it.
It's finished.
I can't.
Ooooh Ow! Thank you!