Zatima (2022) s01e01 Episode Script
A New Chapter
1
[Male announcer] This
program is rated TV MA,
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mature audiences.
Viewer discretion is advised.
[music]
So that's it?
Yeah, they're gonna
put all this in storage.
What's that look for?
Nothin', nothin'.
"Nothin', nothin'".
What's up?
What's up?
What's the matter?
Uh, we, uh
We really moving in together?
We doing this?
Yes, we are.
Okay.
Come on.
I'm not--I just
Think we movin' too fast,
just a little bit?
Baby, baby, baby.
The way we feel
about each other,
how fast we move
ain't gonna matter.
-Come on.
-I guess you're right.
I know I'm right.
All right, but you
need to figure out
your baby mama drama.
I do not have baby mama drama.
I have a ex-girlfriend
who got pregnant
before we became exclusive,
and that may or
may not be my baby.
That other chick?
I know for a fact
that's not my baby.
-Yeah, okay.
-I do!
-We gonna see.
-Yes, we will.
-Yeah.
-Come on, come on.
-We good?
-Yeah.
-You sure?
-Yes, I'm good.
So come on, it's
me and you, right?
Mm-hmm.
Burn all the lifeboats
right?
-Yeah.
-Yes, me and you.
You still look nervous.
-Now I'm nervous.
-I'm not nervous.
I just wanna make sure
thatyou sure--
-I'm sure.
---this is what you want.
You always ask me that.
I'm sure.
I'm positive, okay?
-Okay.
-All right.
You're gonna sell
this place, right?
Uh, yeah
Umabout that,
yeah, I'ma, um
-What?
-I'ma rent it. I'ma rent it.
Get a little passive income,
you know?
Bringing something to the table.
-Come on, Fatima.
-What?
You don't think this gonna work.
You don't.
I know it better,
'cause if it don't,
I feel bad for you, son.
You gonna have 99 problems,
and Fatima gonna be all of 'em.
-Fatima, you ain't a thug.
-I am a thug.
-You a little bit of a thug.
-Yeah.
Don't try me,
though, for real.
You're a cute thug.
Come here.
You just nervous.
Come here.
-I am.
-Just think about it.
I'm thinking.
It's gonna be me and you,
you and me.
-Right?
-Right.
-Have some little Zacs.
-Oh God.
-And some little Fatimas.
-I ain't ready for all that.
-No? No?
-No.
Well, just envision it.
Okay, I can see
it in the future.
-The future?
-Yeah.
I gotta get that
ring first, though.
-You gotta
-I'm working on that.
-ice me out, baby.
-I'm working on it.
Let's go home and get started.
All right, um
Let's go get this
new chapter started.
The Zatima chapter.
Well, what are
you doing tonight?
-I got plans for you.
-Oh, yeah, about that.
I'm gonna go out with
my girls tonight.
What girls?
The girls I ain't meet yet?
So? I ain't met your boys yet.
Mm-hmm.
I guess we can make that happen.
All right, we can
make that happen.
So I'll go out
with them tonight,
and I'll see you
when I get home, okay?
-When you get what?
-Home.
-When you get what?
-Home.
-When you get what?
-[singsong] Home.
I like this.
It's got a nice ring to it.
-It do.
-Yeah.
Let's get this chapter started.
All right.
The Zatima chapter.
The Zatima chapter.
Oh my gosh.
Ah!
[laughs] Come on.
-[Fatima] Bye!
-[Zac] Don't look back.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Come on, come on,
come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on
[Fatima] I wasn't ready.
[Zac] Come on, come on
[Fatima] [laughs]
Love ain't perfect
We still workin'
May not be what we
see on TV ♪
But it's damn sure
worth it, uh-huh ♪
Love ain't perfect
We still workin'
Don't gotta be
what we see on IG ♪
'Cause we still
worth it, uh-huh ♪
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do ♪
[music]
Hey, y'all!
Hey, babe.
Hey!
Don't "hi" us.
-What?
-No.
Yes, bitch, you've been
missing in action for weeks.
-Mm-hmm.
-I have not.
Yes, you have.
And then got the
nerve to come in here
with this smile on your face.
Y'all need to stop.
How long on the table?
Like, 30 minutes--about
10 now, since you took over.
Mm-hmm.
Really?
[Belinda] Yeah, but
it's good to see you.
And it's good to see you too.
Even though you've been
a shitty-ass friend.
Me? I have?
Girl, own it.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Well, where you been?
You know, work and--
Shit!
[Fatima] What?
No, don't do that, bitch.
We know.
Mm-hmm, we know all
about that dude.
[Belinda] Yes, we do.
[Angela] Mm-hmm.
So when were we
gonna be meeting him?
Uh, I think it's time.
-Really?
-Yeah, it's time.
Is it serious?
Ummoving in together serious.
Is that serious enough?
Aw, shit! Aw, shit!
Did you get the keys?
I did get the keys.
-Uh oh, baby.
-You ain't never done this.
No, I haven't, so
you know it's real.
Well
Come on, tell us everything.
Okay, um, well, I met
him at Chain Breakers.
Uh-uh, he was locked up in jail?
A convict?
Will you let me finish?
Go ahead.
Y'all won't believe this part.
I literally hit him with my car.
No, sis, we believe that shit.
-Your ass can't drive.
-Mm-mm.
-You know.
-You right, you right, anyway--
and then afterwards,
we started talking.
And we just been
talking ever since.
And I tell y'all,
he's just got it.
Girl, she is gone.
Y'all don't
understand, I am gone.
And she admits it.
This means it's the dick.
Will you stop it?
[whispers] It is the dick.
So, um, when do we get to meet
him and see for ourselves?
You know he gotta get
our stamp of approval.
I know.
Well, I was thinking maybe you
guys could come to the house.
Ooh!
She said "the house".
-Okay.
-Okay.
Yes, y'all can come
to the house for dinner.
Okay, well,
this--this is perfect,
'cause then Angela
can bring her new man.
Wait--I have been missing.
What, what?
Yeah, yeah, it--look,
it's real new.
But fine, I will.
Well, I can't wait to meet him.
This is perfect.
But I want y'all honest
opinion on him too.
You know we gon' give you that.
Okay, well, you know
we gonna give you
our honest opinion
on your boo too.
Big facts.
Okay, it's stamped.
I think y'all will
like this one.
Well, we'll be
the judge of that.
And I'll be the judge
of your boo, too.
I do need to tell
y'all something, though.
What?
He ain't Black.
What?! Bitch!
What is he?
All I'ma tell you is
Girl, I had to step outside
to find what I needed.
Shit, take me outside.
Girl, you've been outside.
[music]
Go on him, baby!
Go on him, baby!
[shouting]
Let's go, big!
You stink!
Why didn't you get the swish?
How was I supposed to
get the swish with--
All right, nothing more to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Mighty Mouse over here--
Come on, pay up, pay up, pay up.
Pay up, pay up, come on.
Y'all play like some
bitches anyway, man.
-Check your money, Bryce.
-That just feels so good.
You're rusty as hell.
You know, I gotta work.
I actually have a job.
You been missin' all the games.
[laughs]
What's your excuse?
I've been, you know
Ah, he's got a girlfriend.
-What?
-Come on, son!
-Come on, man, tell 'em!
-Stop running your mouth!
-You're in love.
-Bro!
Whoa, whoa, whoa--
It's something to
be proud of, man.
-You should tell 'em.
-Bryce, shut up! Shut up!
-Hold on, man--
-Hold up, man!
We lost enough.
We lost Riley.
We lost John.
And we lost Kevin.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what you mean lose?
I'm right here.
-Nigga, you fall in love--
-Get married--
--your life is over.
Tell him what's next.
They go into a trance.
Then y'all wake up at
50 and get a divorce.
Then you gonna dye
your hair and shit,
try to catch up to
all the "pussay"
that you should've got
in your 30's and 40's.
Look at me.
Don't do it, man.
-You sound stupid.
-Hey--
-You sound stupid.
-I'm with him.
He's speaking facts.
How are you with him?
You married.
Don't mean I can't agree.
Y'all some idiots, bro.
Y'all gotta grow up.
You shouldn't
listen to them, Zac.
-I'm not.
-Look who's talking!
You play the whole
damn field yourself, playa.
-All of 'em, all of 'em.
-All bases.
Actually, uh, I--I met
this really nice girl.
And, uh, we've been seeing
each other a couple weeks.
It's going really good.
She's sexy.
She's Black, too.
[exclaiming]
[laughs]
Got a little flava
in your ear, huh?
That's why you got
better at ball.
That's bullshit.
Yeah, I've been
working on my game.
[laughing]
You're so full of shit, man.
Why is that bullshit? Why?
'Cause he ain't gonna marry her.
What are you talking about,
I'm not gonna marry her?
I just met her.
But, you know--
I mean, Zac, you're
not getting married.
Why you keep bringing
it to me, bro?
He asked you a question.
No, no, no, no, wait.
Right Zac?
I mean, we ain't married
right now, but
we--we moved in together.
-Oh, come on, bro!
-Nice!
-Oh, man!
-Congratulations.
Yo, that's it, bruh.
There go the neighborhood.
It's all your fault, 'cause
you keep running your mouth.
What--what's the big deal, bro?
Hold on, I got this, I got this.
Dude, you do realize
that is marriage.
Exactly, talk to him!
You just came up, okay?
You just started doing
well for yourself.
Don't you wanna see
what else is out there?
Don't you wanna see
what it would feel like
to have money and hoes?
-Dawg, you tweakin'.
-Right?
Look, bruh, you've done
that broke shit already.
We see how that turned out.
What was her name? Uh
-[Both] Karen.
-Right?
Come on, bruh!
Bro, both of y'all cappin'
both of y'all are broke,
and neither one
of y'all got hoes.
Why should I listen to y'all?
I had a hoe or two
back in my day, okay?
She was missing a tooth
right there on her front.
You count her?
You count her, she
don't got all 32?
-You count her?
-She was a freak.
This is who y'all
want me to listen to?
No, you shouldn't
listen to them.
-Hey, shut up!
-I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Dawg, take it from me--
don't move that broad in.
What's so bad about
marriage, bro?
You're the only
one that's married.
-What's so bad about marriage?
-Take it from me, all right?
You need to keep your money and
your time by yourself, okay?
'Cause, you know, this marriage
shit can be a real headache,
'cause you ain't never
been married to nobody.
I can't--say--say it again.
Can you say it louder?
[louder] This marriage shit
can be a real headache.
Nate! Nate
Marriage can be behind you.
Dawg, stop playing, man--
Nathan.
[chuckling]
-Hi, baby, hey--
-Come get your ass in the car.
-What's up, Lori?
-Hey, Lori!
-Hey, Lori!
-Shut--
Can't you see I'm in the
middle of working out, baby?
Okay, but work your
ass to the car, then.
You got the kids in there?
[Lori] The kids is in the back.
You got me with the kids all day
and you out here
playing basketball.
-And you're not winning!
-Baby!
-And he lost money, too.
-No, no, he got a bad ankle.
-Shh, shh!
-$10. He lost $10.
It's too late,
I already saw it. Come on.
Hey, Nathan, good
playing with you, man.
He played good, he played good.
-No, he didn't.
-Shut up, Bryce!
Come on. And you can sit
in the back with the kids
since you want to sit out here
and play with your friends.
[Nathan] Baby,
why do you do that--
Damn!
[Zac] Uh, bye, Lori!
Zac, that's what you
gotta look forward to--
a naggin'-ass chaperone.
Shut up, man.
You be fucking bitches
with snaggletooth--
Hey, she was a freak, man.
Look, look, look
[Tony] She did some strange
for some change.
[Bryce] Look at the kids.
Hey, guys!
Say what's up to
the kids for me!
Mean-ass kids.
Damn!
-Sign me up!
-Later!
Sign me up!
-Hey.
-Damn!
-You like?
-[Zac] I love it.
You all glittery.
So, how was the game?
-It was good.
-Okay.
How were your girls?
They really wanna meet you.
[Zac] Yeah, I'm sure they do.
The guys wanna meet you too.
Okay, well, do you wanna have
'em over for dinner tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
[Fatima] Yeah.
You--you think we
ready for that?
Uh oh, uh oh.
No, don't smile, don't
smile when you come over here.
Now I'm nervous. Go ahead.
Don't be. Hear me out.
So I really just wanted
to put a little painting--
just, just a little--
before we had guests.
What you mean, paint?
Like, I just--
this place is nice.
It is nice, it is.
"It is," that means it's not.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I wanna
I just wanna add a
little bit of me to it.
Me?
Little bit of me?
A lot of me.
We got all this
Broadway stuff on
'cause you'll do
it all about me!
All right,
whatever you wanna do.
Is that a problem?
No, it's not.
Okay, good.
You tired?
No, why?
Good.
Come on.
What, you trying to
get me to paint now?
No, you made me a promise.
-Oh, I did, didn't I?
-Oh yes, you did.
[squeals, laughs]
[Zac] You don't
gotta tell me twice.
[laughs]
[music]
[Fatima] Mm, right there.
Pick me up around 7:00
Can you hurry
now, I'm ready ♪
[moans]
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Come on, come on.
Mm!
Oh my god, mm!
[squeals]
Shit!
Yeah
[chuckles]
Oh my god.
That's how you feel?
-Mm-hmm.
-That's how I feel.
I love you.
I wish you knew how
much I love you.
I think I have an idea.
Oh you do, do you?
I do.
Good.
Okay.
What you mean, okay?
I'm about to go take a bath.
No, you not.
Stay here with me.
Uh!
Did you just say
stay here with you?
-Yes, I did.
-Is that what you just said?
Yes, I did.
Wow!
Why you being so dramatic?
Why you say it like that?
I got your ass.
You in love.
Why you say it like that?
Like, I tell you
that all the time.
Nah, but you know
how you all are.
As soon as y'all
bust, you be like,
[grunts like a caveman]
get off me, it's hot.
-I'm going to sleep.
-That's how I sound?
I talk like that?
No, I don't.
But I do say that when
I'm tired, though.
Yeah, but you haven't
said that to me.
Mm-hmm.
Shit, I guess I haven't.
I guess it's coming.
No, it's not.
-Yeah, okay.
-You're different.
I'm about to go take a bath.
All right.
Honestly.
-Oh, and, um--
-Mm-hmm?
Tomorrow,
I'm going by The Pole.
What?!
Don't act like you don't
know what The Pole is,
all up in the VIP,
hunching on strippers and shit.
Who the hell says "hunching"?
That's some country shit.
[Fatima] [laughs]
Anyway, I'm going there to
talk to your baby mother.
-Really?
-Yeah.
I'm gonna tell her she needs to
be here at 6:00 tomorrow
so we can get that DNA test.
All right, fine.
Kid ain't mine anyways,
so do what you gotta do.
[Fatima] Good! Okay.
Uhhow you gonna convince her
to come here to take a DNA test?
You know, I can be
a bit persuasive.
You know?
Can I come?
Come on.
That was--that was real
persuasive right there.
[Fatima] That was easy.
That was real
persuasive right there.
-Hey!
-Oh!
Oh, you play too much, man!
Hey!
I'm just messing with you.
Do you gotta go to work?
Yeah, I gotta go.
You know that.
-You look good.
-Thank you, baby.
Where's my car?
It's over there.
Oh, you moved it--
Oh, is--is somebody
looking at the other side?
About to get that money?
No, that's--that's your car.
[music]
What?
Yeah, I bought it for you.
Zac.
Yeah.
Baby, you really
need to be careful
how you spend your money.
Chill out, I don't need
no lectures in the morning.
I just
I know, but with
everything going on
Hey, I want to see you smile.
I just--I just want
to make you happy.
Babe, I am happy.
You already make me smile.
-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
All right, good.
I'll just take it back, then.
No, no, no
-Huh?
-No, no.
No, 'cause if you
happy, if you happy--
I'm very happy.
I'm happier.
-Oh, you sure?
-Yes!
So let me help you
to your new car, then.
Oh my goodness.
You see that?
Babe, this is nice.
It is, isn't it?
It is.
Oh my goodness, okay.
Let's go for a ride.
-Give me the keys.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look how fast you forgot.
Don't you gotta go to work?
Yeah, I do.
But as soon as I get off work.
-I got you.
-Okay.
Thank you.
Give me a kiss.
-Of course.
-Mwah!
I love you,
I love you, I love you.
I love you too.
-Okay.
-Yes, yes, yes.
All right, all right.
Do you know how
to work the gears?
Baby, yes, this is my dream car.
Are you serious?
I know all about it, okay?
-All right.
-Whoo!
Look, as soon as I get off work,
we gon' bend the block, okay?
Just--just slow down.
You good?
I'm good, but don't forget,
I gotta go somewhere.
-One stop after work.
-Okay.
Oh my goodness.
My baby got me a car!
-You look good.
-Thank you, baby.
-I love you, give me a kiss.
-I love you too. Mwah.
All right, be careful.
I will.
Don't be driving fast.
I got the convertible drop top.
-[Zac] I'm watching you.
-You watching me?
-[Zac] I'm watching you.
-I like that.
-I see you!
-You see me?
Go ahead, turn it!
There you go, let me see you.
Look at you!
Look at you!
-My baby got me a car, y'all!
-Look at you.
I'll see you later.
Who the man?
Zac's the man.
Who the man?
I said Zac's the man.
-Hey.
-What's up?
I just got tipped off at work
that someone from the SEC's
coming to talk to you.
-Oh, shit.
-Don't panic.
All right, um
The old white lady.
Do you know if
they talked to her?
The senator's wife?
Yes.
Uh, I don't know.
Uh, can you call her?
I mean, I could--
No, no, no, don't do that.
That's risky.
Right, right.
Hey, um--
Listen, I just
started this life.
I am not trying to
go back to jail, bro.
Well, that's not
gonna happen, okay?
You know, I prepped you on
all the stocks you bought.
So just be cool and
answer the questions.
Shit!
That's why I came over here in
person instead of calling you.
You wanna go inside the house
and go over the questions
that they might ask you?
Yo, you think I could do this?
Zac, honestly, I think
you're a brilliant man.
You know the numbers.
You got this shit.
Easy-peasy, Japanesey.
-What?
-Easy-peasy, Japanesey.
That's, like, racist.
Can I say that?
Yeah, yeah, you're an
honorary member through me.
Yeah, for sure.
You know that shit
don't go both ways, right?
Yeah, yeah, totally, I got you.
I don't want to hear
you say "nigga," now.
No, no, no, no.
I would never say that.
No, no, no, all right.
Not even a rap song.
I'm not very good at
rapping or singing.
You don't look like
a rap type of guy.
You got the schwoop.
Anybody that hair schwoop
like that, they don't rap.
I'm like a rapper's manager.
You are. That's racist too.
All right, hey, seriously.
-Do you want help or not?
-Yeah, I do.
But, uh, we have to be done
before Fatima gets home,
because we have
friends coming over and
Told her I'd be ready.
Yeah, I mean, I got
the same thing going.
Um, my girl wants me to go
out to dinner with her, so
Damn!
I was gonna invite
you over here!
Oh, you're inviting
the guys over?
Nathan and Tony?
Hell no!
I'm not inviting them
anywhere near my girl!
Plus, her girls are
gonna be sizing me up.
I need somebody
with the rightimage to,
-you know, make me look good.
-Thank you, thank you.
It's not the right
environment for them.
-No, it's not at all.
-I got it.
-All right.
-I love you, bro.
No, no, it's all good.
We're gonna get this done.
Let's go.
All right, let me
just close my trunk.
Girl, what you get today?
She don't even hear me,
I'm talking to you bitch.
Oh no, bitch.
You not about to
be dancing here.
Excuse me?
We ain't doing no amateurs.
-Not tonight.
-I'm not here to dance.
I'm here to talk toher.
How did you get back here?
Yo, yo, yo, Diamond, chill.
I know her. She cool peeps.
-Thank you.
-[grunts]
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Yes.
I'm Fatima.
I'm Zac's girlfriend.
I remember.
Okay, well, good.
We need to talk about the baby.
What do you wanna talk about?
We need to get a DNA test.
I know that!
Good, okay, so when can
we make that happen?
I'm not a liar.
He is the father.
Nobody said that you were,
but a test can't hurt, right?
Well, when I get my
child support, you can get it.
[girls laughing]
Exactly, you know?
No.
What you did was claim
for child support
after you put his name
on the birth certificate.
See, sweetie, I'm a law student.
And I work for a really
powerful law firm.
Now, I can get a
court order for it.
But that'll take some time,
so, why don't you help us out?
I'm not doing shit.
Oh!
So she's a street bitch?
Yes, I am!
[girls laughing]
You see, exactly.
Ask about me, mm-hmm.
Well, I tried to be nice.
Yeah.
What the hell?!
If I tell you to be at
my house tomorrow at 6:00
and you don't show up?
I'm really gonna fuck you up.
Bitch, you crazy.
[laughs]
You have no idea.
All right, girls.
Go get that change.
-Ooh!
-Girl, bye.
I'm on a diet,
I cannot pretend ♪
Girls I met
'til they make an escape ♪
Hey.
Damn!
What?
These girls must be hell.
No, they're not.
Look at you, you wild nervous.
I'm not nervous.
You're all dressed up.
You got me in a suit.
You look damn good in that suit.
-I do, don't I?
-Yes, you do.
[laughs]
Let me see you, let me see you.
Check me out,
check me out, check me out.
Look, you only get one time to
make a first impression, okay?
You look good.
I don't give a damn
about no first impression
with these girls.
How you gonna act
when I meet your family?
Ugh, probably don't
wanna think about that.
Me neither,
'cause my family ain't shit.
Don't say that.
What? They not.
All this time,
I ain't hear from them.
Then I make some money.
Now they call me every day?
I told you to set
some boundaries.
I did set boundaries, but
them niggas ain't got shit,
especially boundaries.
Yeah, and you ain't
gonna have shit either
if you don't set none, so
Speaking of not having shit, um,
Bryce told me the SEC
is coming tomorrow.
Bryce?
He probably did it.
Now, why you--you still on that?
He's a good guy, yo, chill.
I really don't know about that.
Really, Fatima?
What did he say?
Nothing.
He just said that
they're coming and
he prepped me with
all the right answers,
so I said he a good guy.
All right.
How do you feel about it?
If I'm being honest
I'm feeling like
I shouldn't have done it.
Babe, then you would still
be at baggage claim, broke.
So look, you had to take
a chance, all right?
Yeah, but that chance
could land me back in jail.
Can we just not talk
about this anymore?
At least not tonight.
Please?
Oh yeah, my bad, let's not talk
about me going back to jail
'cause your friends
is coming over.
We can talk about it later
when I'm back in jail.
Seriously, no.
Zac, that's not what I'm saying.
Look, we in this together, okay?
Look at me.
Me and you, all right?
We gonna think positive, and
we're gonna get through this.
All right? You got this.
-All right?
-That's why--
-Mm-hmm.
-That's why I love you.
[knocking at door]
Okay.
Damn, look how you acting!
-Do I look good?
-Yeah, you look--relax!
Okay. But seriously?
Go get the door.
Get the pillows.
You dropped the pillows.
So we're coming!
-Zac, get the--get the door.
-Keep--keep a clean home, woman.
Dude.
-Hi.
-Hi!
I'm Angela.
-Um, this is my boyfriend--
-Bryce!
-When she told me--
-What's up, bro?
When she told me she was
having dinner with her friends,
I didn't put two and two
together until I got here.
-Yo, look at this.
-Wow. Hi beautiful.
-Hey, baby.
-Mwah.
-So--
-Hi, Fatima.
This is the Zac that
you've been talking about.
Yes, this is the one.
And this is the young lady
you've been talking about.
This is her. This is Angela.
Wow, it is a small world.
I mean, it is beautiful in here.
Thank you, thank you.
You know, I put a lot of
work into it, you know?
-I had a little help.
-A little?
-From this young lady here.
-How are you doing, Bryce?
I'm doing great, Fatima.
Thank you so much
for having me over.
-Absolutely.
-It's beautiful.
What a surprise.
-Come on, girl.
-Oh, okay.
Let the men talk then,
okay?
Um
-Uh-huh.
-I like this.
Thank you, but, uh
You calling him your
boyfriend, I see?
Well, it's new.
Okay.
What?
Nothin', it just looks
like we'll both be
sizing up the men tonight.
Wait, you know him?
Girl, he works for
somebody I can't stand.
Girl, let me--let me guess.
Gary?
Wait a minute, you know Gary?
Ugh, slimy.
Right, I just--I can't do him.
Does that mean
you don't like Bryce?
Umyou know me.
It just takes me a while
to warm up to people.
But I'm getting to know him,
we'll see.
But if you like it,
I love it.
Well, I love it. Aah!
[laughing]
-You did great today.
-Thank you, thank you.
I mean, you're gonna--
you're just gonna kill it.
Yeah, appreciate that.
Um, you didn't tell
her anything
No, no, no, I didn't.
What's between us is
always between us.
Okay, 'cause they be judging.
I don't need nobody
judging me, you feel?
I appreciate you.
Um, did they--did
they contact you yet?
No, not--not yet, no, no.
Well, when they do, just
let me know, and I can meet you,
or you can meet them
at my office, whatever.
You would do that?
Of course.
I got you, man.
Yeah
I don't know what I
did in another life
to have you as a friend, but
-Thanks, brother.
-I appreciate it.
-Thanks, brother.
-Appreciate it.
What you gals over
there talking about?
None of your business.
-You are my business.
-I know.
-Yes, all right, have a seat.
-Thank you, baby.
-Where's Belinda?
-Oh, girl, she's on her way.
-Do I need to call her?
-Oh, no, you know how she is.
-She's always a bit late.
-Mm-hmm.
-That's your friend.
-She is.
[laughing]
Um, Zac, what is it that you
said you do for a living?
Well--
He's actually in real estate.
And he dabbles in stocks.
Well, that's great,
because you know,
Bryce actually
runs a hedge fund--
Yes.
[Angela] But you
know all of this.
Go ahead, go on,
tell me, tell me.
Stop it, stop it, we're good.
Does anybody want some wine?
Of course, yeah.
And we actually
brought some, so, look.
[laughs]
Hey, I'll go grab
two more glasses.
Thank you, babe. Thanks.
So far, so good.
Mm-hmm, thank you.
-Cheers, you guys.
-Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh! That is so sweet!
Stop it.
No, no, Zac, you
don't understand.
I have never seen her like this.
-[Fatima] Okay
-I like it!
-Well, I love her, so
-I love you too.
I hear wedding bells!
[laughs]
Slow down, slow down, buddy
Slow down?
No, I'm just saying--
[clears throat]
--we're not in a rush.
We just got here, painted
and stuff, right, baby?
Yeah, you're right. No rush.
[knocking at door]
Looks like that knock's
just at the right time.
-Very funny.
-Not funny.
I'll get it.
She is feisty, this one.
Hey--oh!
What the--
Zac, what are you doing?
Oh!
Who is it?
What are you doing?
[knocking at door]
Open the door.
Oh, hell nah!
Fatima, you mean to tell
me this is your new man?
Yes, that's him!
Oh, hell nah! This nigga?
Wait a minute, Be, how--
y'all know each other?
Yeah, I do.
How?
We fucked.
Fuck!
[music]
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[Male announcer] This
program is rated TV MA,
and is intended for
mature audiences.
Viewer discretion is advised.
[music]
So that's it?
Yeah, they're gonna
put all this in storage.
What's that look for?
Nothin', nothin'.
"Nothin', nothin'".
What's up?
What's up?
What's the matter?
Uh, we, uh
We really moving in together?
We doing this?
Yes, we are.
Okay.
Come on.
I'm not--I just
Think we movin' too fast,
just a little bit?
Baby, baby, baby.
The way we feel
about each other,
how fast we move
ain't gonna matter.
-Come on.
-I guess you're right.
I know I'm right.
All right, but you
need to figure out
your baby mama drama.
I do not have baby mama drama.
I have a ex-girlfriend
who got pregnant
before we became exclusive,
and that may or
may not be my baby.
That other chick?
I know for a fact
that's not my baby.
-Yeah, okay.
-I do!
-We gonna see.
-Yes, we will.
-Yeah.
-Come on, come on.
-We good?
-Yeah.
-You sure?
-Yes, I'm good.
So come on, it's
me and you, right?
Mm-hmm.
Burn all the lifeboats
right?
-Yeah.
-Yes, me and you.
You still look nervous.
-Now I'm nervous.
-I'm not nervous.
I just wanna make sure
thatyou sure--
-I'm sure.
---this is what you want.
You always ask me that.
I'm sure.
I'm positive, okay?
-Okay.
-All right.
You're gonna sell
this place, right?
Uh, yeah
Umabout that,
yeah, I'ma, um
-What?
-I'ma rent it. I'ma rent it.
Get a little passive income,
you know?
Bringing something to the table.
-Come on, Fatima.
-What?
You don't think this gonna work.
You don't.
I know it better,
'cause if it don't,
I feel bad for you, son.
You gonna have 99 problems,
and Fatima gonna be all of 'em.
-Fatima, you ain't a thug.
-I am a thug.
-You a little bit of a thug.
-Yeah.
Don't try me,
though, for real.
You're a cute thug.
Come here.
You just nervous.
Come here.
-I am.
-Just think about it.
I'm thinking.
It's gonna be me and you,
you and me.
-Right?
-Right.
-Have some little Zacs.
-Oh God.
-And some little Fatimas.
-I ain't ready for all that.
-No? No?
-No.
Well, just envision it.
Okay, I can see
it in the future.
-The future?
-Yeah.
I gotta get that
ring first, though.
-You gotta
-I'm working on that.
-ice me out, baby.
-I'm working on it.
Let's go home and get started.
All right, um
Let's go get this
new chapter started.
The Zatima chapter.
Well, what are
you doing tonight?
-I got plans for you.
-Oh, yeah, about that.
I'm gonna go out with
my girls tonight.
What girls?
The girls I ain't meet yet?
So? I ain't met your boys yet.
Mm-hmm.
I guess we can make that happen.
All right, we can
make that happen.
So I'll go out
with them tonight,
and I'll see you
when I get home, okay?
-When you get what?
-Home.
-When you get what?
-Home.
-When you get what?
-[singsong] Home.
I like this.
It's got a nice ring to it.
-It do.
-Yeah.
Let's get this chapter started.
All right.
The Zatima chapter.
The Zatima chapter.
Oh my gosh.
Ah!
[laughs] Come on.
-[Fatima] Bye!
-[Zac] Don't look back.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Come on, come on,
come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on
[Fatima] I wasn't ready.
[Zac] Come on, come on
[Fatima] [laughs]
Love ain't perfect
We still workin'
May not be what we
see on TV ♪
But it's damn sure
worth it, uh-huh ♪
Love ain't perfect
We still workin'
Don't gotta be
what we see on IG ♪
'Cause we still
worth it, uh-huh ♪
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do ♪
[music]
Hey, y'all!
Hey, babe.
Hey!
Don't "hi" us.
-What?
-No.
Yes, bitch, you've been
missing in action for weeks.
-Mm-hmm.
-I have not.
Yes, you have.
And then got the
nerve to come in here
with this smile on your face.
Y'all need to stop.
How long on the table?
Like, 30 minutes--about
10 now, since you took over.
Mm-hmm.
Really?
[Belinda] Yeah, but
it's good to see you.
And it's good to see you too.
Even though you've been
a shitty-ass friend.
Me? I have?
Girl, own it.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Well, where you been?
You know, work and--
Shit!
[Fatima] What?
No, don't do that, bitch.
We know.
Mm-hmm, we know all
about that dude.
[Belinda] Yes, we do.
[Angela] Mm-hmm.
So when were we
gonna be meeting him?
Uh, I think it's time.
-Really?
-Yeah, it's time.
Is it serious?
Ummoving in together serious.
Is that serious enough?
Aw, shit! Aw, shit!
Did you get the keys?
I did get the keys.
-Uh oh, baby.
-You ain't never done this.
No, I haven't, so
you know it's real.
Well
Come on, tell us everything.
Okay, um, well, I met
him at Chain Breakers.
Uh-uh, he was locked up in jail?
A convict?
Will you let me finish?
Go ahead.
Y'all won't believe this part.
I literally hit him with my car.
No, sis, we believe that shit.
-Your ass can't drive.
-Mm-mm.
-You know.
-You right, you right, anyway--
and then afterwards,
we started talking.
And we just been
talking ever since.
And I tell y'all,
he's just got it.
Girl, she is gone.
Y'all don't
understand, I am gone.
And she admits it.
This means it's the dick.
Will you stop it?
[whispers] It is the dick.
So, um, when do we get to meet
him and see for ourselves?
You know he gotta get
our stamp of approval.
I know.
Well, I was thinking maybe you
guys could come to the house.
Ooh!
She said "the house".
-Okay.
-Okay.
Yes, y'all can come
to the house for dinner.
Okay, well,
this--this is perfect,
'cause then Angela
can bring her new man.
Wait--I have been missing.
What, what?
Yeah, yeah, it--look,
it's real new.
But fine, I will.
Well, I can't wait to meet him.
This is perfect.
But I want y'all honest
opinion on him too.
You know we gon' give you that.
Okay, well, you know
we gonna give you
our honest opinion
on your boo too.
Big facts.
Okay, it's stamped.
I think y'all will
like this one.
Well, we'll be
the judge of that.
And I'll be the judge
of your boo, too.
I do need to tell
y'all something, though.
What?
He ain't Black.
What?! Bitch!
What is he?
All I'ma tell you is
Girl, I had to step outside
to find what I needed.
Shit, take me outside.
Girl, you've been outside.
[music]
Go on him, baby!
Go on him, baby!
[shouting]
Let's go, big!
You stink!
Why didn't you get the swish?
How was I supposed to
get the swish with--
All right, nothing more to say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
Mighty Mouse over here--
Come on, pay up, pay up, pay up.
Pay up, pay up, come on.
Y'all play like some
bitches anyway, man.
-Check your money, Bryce.
-That just feels so good.
You're rusty as hell.
You know, I gotta work.
I actually have a job.
You been missin' all the games.
[laughs]
What's your excuse?
I've been, you know
Ah, he's got a girlfriend.
-What?
-Come on, son!
-Come on, man, tell 'em!
-Stop running your mouth!
-You're in love.
-Bro!
Whoa, whoa, whoa--
It's something to
be proud of, man.
-You should tell 'em.
-Bryce, shut up! Shut up!
-Hold on, man--
-Hold up, man!
We lost enough.
We lost Riley.
We lost John.
And we lost Kevin.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what you mean lose?
I'm right here.
-Nigga, you fall in love--
-Get married--
--your life is over.
Tell him what's next.
They go into a trance.
Then y'all wake up at
50 and get a divorce.
Then you gonna dye
your hair and shit,
try to catch up to
all the "pussay"
that you should've got
in your 30's and 40's.
Look at me.
Don't do it, man.
-You sound stupid.
-Hey--
-You sound stupid.
-I'm with him.
He's speaking facts.
How are you with him?
You married.
Don't mean I can't agree.
Y'all some idiots, bro.
Y'all gotta grow up.
You shouldn't
listen to them, Zac.
-I'm not.
-Look who's talking!
You play the whole
damn field yourself, playa.
-All of 'em, all of 'em.
-All bases.
Actually, uh, I--I met
this really nice girl.
And, uh, we've been seeing
each other a couple weeks.
It's going really good.
She's sexy.
She's Black, too.
[exclaiming]
[laughs]
Got a little flava
in your ear, huh?
That's why you got
better at ball.
That's bullshit.
Yeah, I've been
working on my game.
[laughing]
You're so full of shit, man.
Why is that bullshit? Why?
'Cause he ain't gonna marry her.
What are you talking about,
I'm not gonna marry her?
I just met her.
But, you know--
I mean, Zac, you're
not getting married.
Why you keep bringing
it to me, bro?
He asked you a question.
No, no, no, no, wait.
Right Zac?
I mean, we ain't married
right now, but
we--we moved in together.
-Oh, come on, bro!
-Nice!
-Oh, man!
-Congratulations.
Yo, that's it, bruh.
There go the neighborhood.
It's all your fault, 'cause
you keep running your mouth.
What--what's the big deal, bro?
Hold on, I got this, I got this.
Dude, you do realize
that is marriage.
Exactly, talk to him!
You just came up, okay?
You just started doing
well for yourself.
Don't you wanna see
what else is out there?
Don't you wanna see
what it would feel like
to have money and hoes?
-Dawg, you tweakin'.
-Right?
Look, bruh, you've done
that broke shit already.
We see how that turned out.
What was her name? Uh
-[Both] Karen.
-Right?
Come on, bruh!
Bro, both of y'all cappin'
both of y'all are broke,
and neither one
of y'all got hoes.
Why should I listen to y'all?
I had a hoe or two
back in my day, okay?
She was missing a tooth
right there on her front.
You count her?
You count her, she
don't got all 32?
-You count her?
-She was a freak.
This is who y'all
want me to listen to?
No, you shouldn't
listen to them.
-Hey, shut up!
-I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Dawg, take it from me--
don't move that broad in.
What's so bad about
marriage, bro?
You're the only
one that's married.
-What's so bad about marriage?
-Take it from me, all right?
You need to keep your money and
your time by yourself, okay?
'Cause, you know, this marriage
shit can be a real headache,
'cause you ain't never
been married to nobody.
I can't--say--say it again.
Can you say it louder?
[louder] This marriage shit
can be a real headache.
Nate! Nate
Marriage can be behind you.
Dawg, stop playing, man--
Nathan.
[chuckling]
-Hi, baby, hey--
-Come get your ass in the car.
-What's up, Lori?
-Hey, Lori!
-Hey, Lori!
-Shut--
Can't you see I'm in the
middle of working out, baby?
Okay, but work your
ass to the car, then.
You got the kids in there?
[Lori] The kids is in the back.
You got me with the kids all day
and you out here
playing basketball.
-And you're not winning!
-Baby!
-And he lost money, too.
-No, no, he got a bad ankle.
-Shh, shh!
-$10. He lost $10.
It's too late,
I already saw it. Come on.
Hey, Nathan, good
playing with you, man.
He played good, he played good.
-No, he didn't.
-Shut up, Bryce!
Come on. And you can sit
in the back with the kids
since you want to sit out here
and play with your friends.
[Nathan] Baby,
why do you do that--
Damn!
[Zac] Uh, bye, Lori!
Zac, that's what you
gotta look forward to--
a naggin'-ass chaperone.
Shut up, man.
You be fucking bitches
with snaggletooth--
Hey, she was a freak, man.
Look, look, look
[Tony] She did some strange
for some change.
[Bryce] Look at the kids.
Hey, guys!
Say what's up to
the kids for me!
Mean-ass kids.
Damn!
-Sign me up!
-Later!
Sign me up!
-Hey.
-Damn!
-You like?
-[Zac] I love it.
You all glittery.
So, how was the game?
-It was good.
-Okay.
How were your girls?
They really wanna meet you.
[Zac] Yeah, I'm sure they do.
The guys wanna meet you too.
Okay, well, do you wanna have
'em over for dinner tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
[Fatima] Yeah.
You--you think we
ready for that?
Uh oh, uh oh.
No, don't smile, don't
smile when you come over here.
Now I'm nervous. Go ahead.
Don't be. Hear me out.
So I really just wanted
to put a little painting--
just, just a little--
before we had guests.
What you mean, paint?
Like, I just--
this place is nice.
It is nice, it is.
"It is," that means it's not.
Go ahead, go ahead.
I wanna
I just wanna add a
little bit of me to it.
Me?
Little bit of me?
A lot of me.
We got all this
Broadway stuff on
'cause you'll do
it all about me!
All right,
whatever you wanna do.
Is that a problem?
No, it's not.
Okay, good.
You tired?
No, why?
Good.
Come on.
What, you trying to
get me to paint now?
No, you made me a promise.
-Oh, I did, didn't I?
-Oh yes, you did.
[squeals, laughs]
[Zac] You don't
gotta tell me twice.
[laughs]
[music]
[Fatima] Mm, right there.
Pick me up around 7:00
Can you hurry
now, I'm ready ♪
[moans]
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Come on, come on.
Mm!
Oh my god, mm!
[squeals]
Shit!
Yeah
[chuckles]
Oh my god.
That's how you feel?
-Mm-hmm.
-That's how I feel.
I love you.
I wish you knew how
much I love you.
I think I have an idea.
Oh you do, do you?
I do.
Good.
Okay.
What you mean, okay?
I'm about to go take a bath.
No, you not.
Stay here with me.
Uh!
Did you just say
stay here with you?
-Yes, I did.
-Is that what you just said?
Yes, I did.
Wow!
Why you being so dramatic?
Why you say it like that?
I got your ass.
You in love.
Why you say it like that?
Like, I tell you
that all the time.
Nah, but you know
how you all are.
As soon as y'all
bust, you be like,
[grunts like a caveman]
get off me, it's hot.
-I'm going to sleep.
-That's how I sound?
I talk like that?
No, I don't.
But I do say that when
I'm tired, though.
Yeah, but you haven't
said that to me.
Mm-hmm.
Shit, I guess I haven't.
I guess it's coming.
No, it's not.
-Yeah, okay.
-You're different.
I'm about to go take a bath.
All right.
Honestly.
-Oh, and, um--
-Mm-hmm?
Tomorrow,
I'm going by The Pole.
What?!
Don't act like you don't
know what The Pole is,
all up in the VIP,
hunching on strippers and shit.
Who the hell says "hunching"?
That's some country shit.
[Fatima] [laughs]
Anyway, I'm going there to
talk to your baby mother.
-Really?
-Yeah.
I'm gonna tell her she needs to
be here at 6:00 tomorrow
so we can get that DNA test.
All right, fine.
Kid ain't mine anyways,
so do what you gotta do.
[Fatima] Good! Okay.
Uhhow you gonna convince her
to come here to take a DNA test?
You know, I can be
a bit persuasive.
You know?
Can I come?
Come on.
That was--that was real
persuasive right there.
[Fatima] That was easy.
That was real
persuasive right there.
-Hey!
-Oh!
Oh, you play too much, man!
Hey!
I'm just messing with you.
Do you gotta go to work?
Yeah, I gotta go.
You know that.
-You look good.
-Thank you, baby.
Where's my car?
It's over there.
Oh, you moved it--
Oh, is--is somebody
looking at the other side?
About to get that money?
No, that's--that's your car.
[music]
What?
Yeah, I bought it for you.
Zac.
Yeah.
Baby, you really
need to be careful
how you spend your money.
Chill out, I don't need
no lectures in the morning.
I just
I know, but with
everything going on
Hey, I want to see you smile.
I just--I just want
to make you happy.
Babe, I am happy.
You already make me smile.
-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
All right, good.
I'll just take it back, then.
No, no, no
-Huh?
-No, no.
No, 'cause if you
happy, if you happy--
I'm very happy.
I'm happier.
-Oh, you sure?
-Yes!
So let me help you
to your new car, then.
Oh my goodness.
You see that?
Babe, this is nice.
It is, isn't it?
It is.
Oh my goodness, okay.
Let's go for a ride.
-Give me the keys.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look how fast you forgot.
Don't you gotta go to work?
Yeah, I do.
But as soon as I get off work.
-I got you.
-Okay.
Thank you.
Give me a kiss.
-Of course.
-Mwah!
I love you,
I love you, I love you.
I love you too.
-Okay.
-Yes, yes, yes.
All right, all right.
Do you know how
to work the gears?
Baby, yes, this is my dream car.
Are you serious?
I know all about it, okay?
-All right.
-Whoo!
Look, as soon as I get off work,
we gon' bend the block, okay?
Just--just slow down.
You good?
I'm good, but don't forget,
I gotta go somewhere.
-One stop after work.
-Okay.
Oh my goodness.
My baby got me a car!
-You look good.
-Thank you, baby.
-I love you, give me a kiss.
-I love you too. Mwah.
All right, be careful.
I will.
Don't be driving fast.
I got the convertible drop top.
-[Zac] I'm watching you.
-You watching me?
-[Zac] I'm watching you.
-I like that.
-I see you!
-You see me?
Go ahead, turn it!
There you go, let me see you.
Look at you!
Look at you!
-My baby got me a car, y'all!
-Look at you.
I'll see you later.
Who the man?
Zac's the man.
Who the man?
I said Zac's the man.
-Hey.
-What's up?
I just got tipped off at work
that someone from the SEC's
coming to talk to you.
-Oh, shit.
-Don't panic.
All right, um
The old white lady.
Do you know if
they talked to her?
The senator's wife?
Yes.
Uh, I don't know.
Uh, can you call her?
I mean, I could--
No, no, no, don't do that.
That's risky.
Right, right.
Hey, um--
Listen, I just
started this life.
I am not trying to
go back to jail, bro.
Well, that's not
gonna happen, okay?
You know, I prepped you on
all the stocks you bought.
So just be cool and
answer the questions.
Shit!
That's why I came over here in
person instead of calling you.
You wanna go inside the house
and go over the questions
that they might ask you?
Yo, you think I could do this?
Zac, honestly, I think
you're a brilliant man.
You know the numbers.
You got this shit.
Easy-peasy, Japanesey.
-What?
-Easy-peasy, Japanesey.
That's, like, racist.
Can I say that?
Yeah, yeah, you're an
honorary member through me.
Yeah, for sure.
You know that shit
don't go both ways, right?
Yeah, yeah, totally, I got you.
I don't want to hear
you say "nigga," now.
No, no, no, no.
I would never say that.
No, no, no, all right.
Not even a rap song.
I'm not very good at
rapping or singing.
You don't look like
a rap type of guy.
You got the schwoop.
Anybody that hair schwoop
like that, they don't rap.
I'm like a rapper's manager.
You are. That's racist too.
All right, hey, seriously.
-Do you want help or not?
-Yeah, I do.
But, uh, we have to be done
before Fatima gets home,
because we have
friends coming over and
Told her I'd be ready.
Yeah, I mean, I got
the same thing going.
Um, my girl wants me to go
out to dinner with her, so
Damn!
I was gonna invite
you over here!
Oh, you're inviting
the guys over?
Nathan and Tony?
Hell no!
I'm not inviting them
anywhere near my girl!
Plus, her girls are
gonna be sizing me up.
I need somebody
with the rightimage to,
-you know, make me look good.
-Thank you, thank you.
It's not the right
environment for them.
-No, it's not at all.
-I got it.
-All right.
-I love you, bro.
No, no, it's all good.
We're gonna get this done.
Let's go.
All right, let me
just close my trunk.
Girl, what you get today?
She don't even hear me,
I'm talking to you bitch.
Oh no, bitch.
You not about to
be dancing here.
Excuse me?
We ain't doing no amateurs.
-Not tonight.
-I'm not here to dance.
I'm here to talk toher.
How did you get back here?
Yo, yo, yo, Diamond, chill.
I know her. She cool peeps.
-Thank you.
-[grunts]
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Yes.
I'm Fatima.
I'm Zac's girlfriend.
I remember.
Okay, well, good.
We need to talk about the baby.
What do you wanna talk about?
We need to get a DNA test.
I know that!
Good, okay, so when can
we make that happen?
I'm not a liar.
He is the father.
Nobody said that you were,
but a test can't hurt, right?
Well, when I get my
child support, you can get it.
[girls laughing]
Exactly, you know?
No.
What you did was claim
for child support
after you put his name
on the birth certificate.
See, sweetie, I'm a law student.
And I work for a really
powerful law firm.
Now, I can get a
court order for it.
But that'll take some time,
so, why don't you help us out?
I'm not doing shit.
Oh!
So she's a street bitch?
Yes, I am!
[girls laughing]
You see, exactly.
Ask about me, mm-hmm.
Well, I tried to be nice.
Yeah.
What the hell?!
If I tell you to be at
my house tomorrow at 6:00
and you don't show up?
I'm really gonna fuck you up.
Bitch, you crazy.
[laughs]
You have no idea.
All right, girls.
Go get that change.
-Ooh!
-Girl, bye.
I'm on a diet,
I cannot pretend ♪
Girls I met
'til they make an escape ♪
Hey.
Damn!
What?
These girls must be hell.
No, they're not.
Look at you, you wild nervous.
I'm not nervous.
You're all dressed up.
You got me in a suit.
You look damn good in that suit.
-I do, don't I?
-Yes, you do.
[laughs]
Let me see you, let me see you.
Check me out,
check me out, check me out.
Look, you only get one time to
make a first impression, okay?
You look good.
I don't give a damn
about no first impression
with these girls.
How you gonna act
when I meet your family?
Ugh, probably don't
wanna think about that.
Me neither,
'cause my family ain't shit.
Don't say that.
What? They not.
All this time,
I ain't hear from them.
Then I make some money.
Now they call me every day?
I told you to set
some boundaries.
I did set boundaries, but
them niggas ain't got shit,
especially boundaries.
Yeah, and you ain't
gonna have shit either
if you don't set none, so
Speaking of not having shit, um,
Bryce told me the SEC
is coming tomorrow.
Bryce?
He probably did it.
Now, why you--you still on that?
He's a good guy, yo, chill.
I really don't know about that.
Really, Fatima?
What did he say?
Nothing.
He just said that
they're coming and
he prepped me with
all the right answers,
so I said he a good guy.
All right.
How do you feel about it?
If I'm being honest
I'm feeling like
I shouldn't have done it.
Babe, then you would still
be at baggage claim, broke.
So look, you had to take
a chance, all right?
Yeah, but that chance
could land me back in jail.
Can we just not talk
about this anymore?
At least not tonight.
Please?
Oh yeah, my bad, let's not talk
about me going back to jail
'cause your friends
is coming over.
We can talk about it later
when I'm back in jail.
Seriously, no.
Zac, that's not what I'm saying.
Look, we in this together, okay?
Look at me.
Me and you, all right?
We gonna think positive, and
we're gonna get through this.
All right? You got this.
-All right?
-That's why--
-Mm-hmm.
-That's why I love you.
[knocking at door]
Okay.
Damn, look how you acting!
-Do I look good?
-Yeah, you look--relax!
Okay. But seriously?
Go get the door.
Get the pillows.
You dropped the pillows.
So we're coming!
-Zac, get the--get the door.
-Keep--keep a clean home, woman.
Dude.
-Hi.
-Hi!
I'm Angela.
-Um, this is my boyfriend--
-Bryce!
-When she told me--
-What's up, bro?
When she told me she was
having dinner with her friends,
I didn't put two and two
together until I got here.
-Yo, look at this.
-Wow. Hi beautiful.
-Hey, baby.
-Mwah.
-So--
-Hi, Fatima.
This is the Zac that
you've been talking about.
Yes, this is the one.
And this is the young lady
you've been talking about.
This is her. This is Angela.
Wow, it is a small world.
I mean, it is beautiful in here.
Thank you, thank you.
You know, I put a lot of
work into it, you know?
-I had a little help.
-A little?
-From this young lady here.
-How are you doing, Bryce?
I'm doing great, Fatima.
Thank you so much
for having me over.
-Absolutely.
-It's beautiful.
What a surprise.
-Come on, girl.
-Oh, okay.
Let the men talk then,
okay?
Um
-Uh-huh.
-I like this.
Thank you, but, uh
You calling him your
boyfriend, I see?
Well, it's new.
Okay.
What?
Nothin', it just looks
like we'll both be
sizing up the men tonight.
Wait, you know him?
Girl, he works for
somebody I can't stand.
Girl, let me--let me guess.
Gary?
Wait a minute, you know Gary?
Ugh, slimy.
Right, I just--I can't do him.
Does that mean
you don't like Bryce?
Umyou know me.
It just takes me a while
to warm up to people.
But I'm getting to know him,
we'll see.
But if you like it,
I love it.
Well, I love it. Aah!
[laughing]
-You did great today.
-Thank you, thank you.
I mean, you're gonna--
you're just gonna kill it.
Yeah, appreciate that.
Um, you didn't tell
her anything
No, no, no, I didn't.
What's between us is
always between us.
Okay, 'cause they be judging.
I don't need nobody
judging me, you feel?
I appreciate you.
Um, did they--did
they contact you yet?
No, not--not yet, no, no.
Well, when they do, just
let me know, and I can meet you,
or you can meet them
at my office, whatever.
You would do that?
Of course.
I got you, man.
Yeah
I don't know what I
did in another life
to have you as a friend, but
-Thanks, brother.
-I appreciate it.
-Thanks, brother.
-Appreciate it.
What you gals over
there talking about?
None of your business.
-You are my business.
-I know.
-Yes, all right, have a seat.
-Thank you, baby.
-Where's Belinda?
-Oh, girl, she's on her way.
-Do I need to call her?
-Oh, no, you know how she is.
-She's always a bit late.
-Mm-hmm.
-That's your friend.
-She is.
[laughing]
Um, Zac, what is it that you
said you do for a living?
Well--
He's actually in real estate.
And he dabbles in stocks.
Well, that's great,
because you know,
Bryce actually
runs a hedge fund--
Yes.
[Angela] But you
know all of this.
Go ahead, go on,
tell me, tell me.
Stop it, stop it, we're good.
Does anybody want some wine?
Of course, yeah.
And we actually
brought some, so, look.
[laughs]
Hey, I'll go grab
two more glasses.
Thank you, babe. Thanks.
So far, so good.
Mm-hmm, thank you.
-Cheers, you guys.
-Cheers.
Cheers.
Oh! That is so sweet!
Stop it.
No, no, Zac, you
don't understand.
I have never seen her like this.
-[Fatima] Okay
-I like it!
-Well, I love her, so
-I love you too.
I hear wedding bells!
[laughs]
Slow down, slow down, buddy
Slow down?
No, I'm just saying--
[clears throat]
--we're not in a rush.
We just got here, painted
and stuff, right, baby?
Yeah, you're right. No rush.
[knocking at door]
Looks like that knock's
just at the right time.
-Very funny.
-Not funny.
I'll get it.
She is feisty, this one.
Hey--oh!
What the--
Zac, what are you doing?
Oh!
Who is it?
What are you doing?
[knocking at door]
Open the door.
Oh, hell nah!
Fatima, you mean to tell
me this is your new man?
Yes, that's him!
Oh, hell nah! This nigga?
Wait a minute, Be, how--
y'all know each other?
Yeah, I do.
How?
We fucked.
Fuck!
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