Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s01e02 Episode Script
Trouble in Lumpy Space
[mouse squeaks .]
[penguins chirp.]
[all cheering.]
[screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [swish!.]
Whoop! Huh? Oop! Whoopee.
Cheers, Lumpy Space Princess.
[all cheering, laughing.]
JAKE: Yeah! Bouncing! Princess, this tea party sucks in a big way, but thanks for the invite.
Oh, don't worry, Finn.
The mallow tea ceremony takes years to master.
Princess, l think l just now mastered it.
[splash!.]
One more bounce.
All right.
[grunts.]
Tea-partying's hard, huh, Jake? Oof! Yes.
What? No way.
lt's super-easy.
Lumpy Space Princess, you big faker.
You're floating, not bouncing.
Fine.
l'll prove it.
Huh? Aah! Oh, no! Oh, snap! [crunch!.]
Aah! Ah, lame.
Sorry l bit your leg.
You're stlll biting me! Oh, my gosh.
Oh, right.
Sorry.
Dude, your leg! JAKE: This is new.
Nothing ominous, though -- just a bump.
Nah -- that's no bump.
lt's the early stage of the lumps.
ls it serious? lt just means he's changing into a Lumpy Space guy, on account of my bite.
lt's just like, um, you know, werewolf rules.
Arrr! Arr-arr-arr! Arr! - Oh, no! - What? You think l'm gonna turn all lumpy, like her? Get outta here! Wha?! Finn, l think l'm freaking out! Calm down, bud.
l'll l'll sock the lumpiness out of you.
PRlNCESS: Hey, now.
[grunting.]
Royal intervention.
Surely there must be an antidote to the lumps.
Yeah, there's an antidote, but you have to go all the way to Lumpy Space to get it, andJake has to use it by sunset.
What happens if he doesn't take the antidote by sunset? He'll be lumpy, like, forever.
LSP, please, can you tell us how to reach Lumpy Space? Yeah, l mean, there's a portal nearby.
l can show you whenever.
BOTH: Take us now! Take us now! [stomach growls.]
l should not have drank that much tea.
Don't go telling everyone about this portal or whatever.
lt's kind of a secret.
Where is it? The portal is that frog and mushroom.
Ribbit! Password, please.
Whatevers 2009! Good day, Princess.
ls your father okay with you entering Lumpy Space with two [creak!.]
non-lumpers? Just say ''yes!'' Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah, whatever.
Fine.
[slurp! whip! whip! whip!.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aah! Whoa! Lumpy Space! So, where's the antidote? - Hold it.
First, you should check out my house.
lt's, like, kind of lame, but way less lame than, like, your house.
Uh, can you skip to the part where you'll tell us where the antidote is? lt's up there at make-out point.
That's so close! We can run there in no time.
Aw, what?! lt's like a million-mile fall into space! Yeah, you have to travel by car in my world, or else you'll fall into the Lumpy Abyss.
LUMPY SPACE KlNG: Daughter! Have you brought smooth people into our domain?! l had to, Dad.
l'm trying to help them.
So don't lumping yell at me! What did you say?! What did you just say?! l said, ''lump off, mom!'' [shouting indistinctly.]
[huffing.]
- Uhh - What?! - Vroomvroom? - Oh, yeah, l need to borrow the car.
You have made your mother cry for the last time, daughter! You are hereby banned from using the royal car! Shucks! l lumping hate them! l'm really, really sorry, Finn, but l can't help you, because my parents are horrible idiots! Don't you know anyone else with a car? My friend Melissa has a car, but she's dating my ex-boyfriend Brad.
Call her now! Hmm.
Call ''BBF 66.
'' [cellphone rings.]
Hello? Hey, Melissa.
What's up? - What's she saying? - l'm asking her! Geez! Melissa, just listen.
MELlSSA: Have you forgotten what day this is? Melissa, l'm trying to help out some friends.
Tonight is the weekly Promcoming dance! - Oh, glob.
l forgot.
- What'd she say? Tonight is the weekly Promcoming dance! lt's gonna be so flippin' awesome! LSP, we don't have time for this.
Ask for the ride, LSP.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wha?! [as LSP.]
Melissa, you should totally drive us to make-out point to make out with hot boys.
LSP, you're so ba-a-a-a-a-d! Be there in a sec! - Bye-ah! [cellphone beeps.]
Hmph.
[normal voice.]
Sorry, but Jake's lumpiness is worsening.
Actually, l think l'm beating it back with sheer willpower.
[pop!.]
Oh, my.
Yeah, whatever.
Just don't mess with my phone again.
Hey! Ugh.
Okay.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! [up-tempo music plays.]
Aw, Finn, this music ''ducks,'' right? [Lumpy voice.]
Aw, l love this song.
We should totally T.
P.
Shawndala's house.
[normal voice.]
Gracious! That was terrible! Finn, if you can't save me from the lumps, if l do turn, if l become lumpy like them, l want you to -- - lt's not gonna come to that! But if it does, l'll bury you beneath the nicest, most shadiest tree.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! l'm saying that if l go totally lumpy, then l want you to get used to lumpy Jake.
What dld you thlnk l was saylng? Oh, um [chuckles nervously.]
Can't this car go any faster?! MELlSSA: We're already here.
Hi, Finn.
We've been here for, like, five minutes.
Finally! Huh? This doesn't look like make-out point.
This is Brad's house.
You wanted a ride to make-out point? You think l want to make out with you?! Uhh Well, maybe l do, but wait! l have a boyfriend, Finn! [whoosh! clank!.]
LSP, we got to hurry! Jake's running out of time! Hey, this is hard for me, too.
l mean, l used to eat chili-cheese fries with Brad, so there's gonna be a lot of romantic tension on this ride.
BRAD: Hey.
Oh, Brad.
[giggles.]
You miss me yet, LSP? Scooch over, Finn.
l'm gonna sit in the back.
This is it.
Let's go.
Wait.
Watch yourself, Finn.
The guys who use the antidote up here are notorious for being smooth posers.
What does that mean? lt just means what it means.
Hurry.
Get the antidote so we can get out of here.
Thanks, LSP.
Bu-u-u-u-mps.
Um bumps.
Uh, yeah bumps.
Aw, man! [panting.]
Hey, guys.
- Lookin' smooth.
- Really? You think we're smooth? Well, mostly you in the center, but yeah.
Why are you sucking up to us? My best friend needs an antidote for lumpiness.
Yeah, lumpiness sucks.
Hey, Monty, time's up, sphere hog.
My turn.
[zap!.]
So, the antidote is in that orb you were sitting on.
This orb ls the antidote, brah.
Can my friend borrow it? Yeah, sure, as long as you give it right back.
Ham-a-cow! Thanks, fellas.
What's taking so long? Did those smooth-heads give you the orb already or what? Wait! ls this another ''friend'' of yours? What do you care? Just give him the antidote already and stop being such a poser.
Sorry, kid.
We changed our minds.
Why did you have to say all those rude things to them?! What? l was helping you.
Thanks a lot! They were right about to hand over the antidote! You're welcome a lot.
You insulted them, and they got mad, and now Jake's gonna be lumpy forever! This is all your fault! Wow.
Now l know how you really feel.
l was just trying to help, but whatever.
[sniffles.]
No.
No, not ''whatever.
'' [voice breaking.]
l know l mess things up sometimes, but l'm really trying, and you're supposed to be my friend -- not like the fake ones l have here.
So do what you want! l'm going to Promcoming! Are you coming or not, Lumpy Jake? No.
Because no matter how messed-up and lumpy l get, thls guy never turns his back on me.
[lumpy voice.]
Oh, yeah.
Right behind you.
Just got to turn my back on this guy.
Jake! lt's almost sunset! Jake -- didn't save him.
l [growling, snarling.]
l'll kill you, Lumpy Spa-a-a-ce! - MONTY: Jam on, man.
- Huh? l thought you guys left.
We were drawn back by your Plaintive Wail.
We dig your directionless fury.
Um, thanks.
Respect.
Here.
Pyoo! Take it.
Win your girl back.
Yeah, there's no girl.
But there ls still time to save Jake.
Do you guys know where Promcoming is? Promcoming takes place way down on that land lump.
FlNN: Awesome.
Do any of y'all have wheels? Nah, we were all ditched here, just like you.
Well, you think l could make it to that land lump if l jumped off this cliff? - You kidding? A smoothie like you will plummet right into the eternal void! What if l was lumpy? Could l float over? No, no! lt's too dangerous! l'd say there's a 50/50 chance of you making it.
That's good enough for me.
Now bite me! - Are you crazy, man?! - What are you talking about?! Raaaaaaah! Aaah! Aaah! Ooooh-- Yes! l can feel the multiple bites accelerating the lumpification process! l'm starting to float! Don't jump, guy! l have to -- for my buddy.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaah! Wow.
He's insane.
[crash!.]
l made it! And there he is! Yeah, Promcoming.
Yeah, cool.
Jake, l'm mostly lumpy now, and l totally think you should sit on this sphere.
- No! Hey! - Sit on it! [grunting.]
No! Please, Jake! You're my best friend! Just sit on the sphere! Pshaw! l remember you.
You're just a smoothie- wannabe-lumpy poser.
Sit on it! Before l turn completely lumpy! - No! - Oh, no! l can feel the lumpiness about to consume me! [lumpy voice.]
Oh, yeah.
Being lumpy is the best.
Hey, stop talking to yourself, dumb guy.
Take your ball and get out of here.
Fine! l don't want you to have it anyways! So l can't have it now, eh? That's right! lt's mine! Gimme that ball! No! You can't have it! Give it to me! - No! l want it! Give it to me! You want it that bad? Go get it, then! Bumps! Byahhh-- [babbling.]
[gasps.]
[normal voice.]
Oh, l'm not lumpy anymore! Oh, no! Finn, buddy! You got to sit on this! - No! You can't make me, smoothi-- oof! JAKE: [echoing.]
Finn? Hey, Finn.
Hey, buddy.
- Finn! - Huh? [normal voice.]
Hey, dude.
We made it.
Man, there's something cold under my butt.
Oh! [laughs.]
The antidote.
Just in time, too.
LSP, l'm sorry l blew up at you before.
l didn't mean it.
l was just really stressed out.
You know, it's fine.
You and Jake can make it up to me by dancing this last dance with me.
Sounds good to me.
What do you say, Jake? [lumpy voice.]
That sounds totally lame.
- [both gasp.]
- [laughs.]
[normal voice.]
I'm just kidding.
Let's dance! [up-tempo music plays.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
[penguins chirp.]
[all cheering.]
[screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [swish!.]
Whoop! Huh? Oop! Whoopee.
Cheers, Lumpy Space Princess.
[all cheering, laughing.]
JAKE: Yeah! Bouncing! Princess, this tea party sucks in a big way, but thanks for the invite.
Oh, don't worry, Finn.
The mallow tea ceremony takes years to master.
Princess, l think l just now mastered it.
[splash!.]
One more bounce.
All right.
[grunts.]
Tea-partying's hard, huh, Jake? Oof! Yes.
What? No way.
lt's super-easy.
Lumpy Space Princess, you big faker.
You're floating, not bouncing.
Fine.
l'll prove it.
Huh? Aah! Oh, no! Oh, snap! [crunch!.]
Aah! Ah, lame.
Sorry l bit your leg.
You're stlll biting me! Oh, my gosh.
Oh, right.
Sorry.
Dude, your leg! JAKE: This is new.
Nothing ominous, though -- just a bump.
Nah -- that's no bump.
lt's the early stage of the lumps.
ls it serious? lt just means he's changing into a Lumpy Space guy, on account of my bite.
lt's just like, um, you know, werewolf rules.
Arrr! Arr-arr-arr! Arr! - Oh, no! - What? You think l'm gonna turn all lumpy, like her? Get outta here! Wha?! Finn, l think l'm freaking out! Calm down, bud.
l'll l'll sock the lumpiness out of you.
PRlNCESS: Hey, now.
[grunting.]
Royal intervention.
Surely there must be an antidote to the lumps.
Yeah, there's an antidote, but you have to go all the way to Lumpy Space to get it, andJake has to use it by sunset.
What happens if he doesn't take the antidote by sunset? He'll be lumpy, like, forever.
LSP, please, can you tell us how to reach Lumpy Space? Yeah, l mean, there's a portal nearby.
l can show you whenever.
BOTH: Take us now! Take us now! [stomach growls.]
l should not have drank that much tea.
Don't go telling everyone about this portal or whatever.
lt's kind of a secret.
Where is it? The portal is that frog and mushroom.
Ribbit! Password, please.
Whatevers 2009! Good day, Princess.
ls your father okay with you entering Lumpy Space with two [creak!.]
non-lumpers? Just say ''yes!'' Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah, whatever.
Fine.
[slurp! whip! whip! whip!.]
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aah! Whoa! Lumpy Space! So, where's the antidote? - Hold it.
First, you should check out my house.
lt's, like, kind of lame, but way less lame than, like, your house.
Uh, can you skip to the part where you'll tell us where the antidote is? lt's up there at make-out point.
That's so close! We can run there in no time.
Aw, what?! lt's like a million-mile fall into space! Yeah, you have to travel by car in my world, or else you'll fall into the Lumpy Abyss.
LUMPY SPACE KlNG: Daughter! Have you brought smooth people into our domain?! l had to, Dad.
l'm trying to help them.
So don't lumping yell at me! What did you say?! What did you just say?! l said, ''lump off, mom!'' [shouting indistinctly.]
[huffing.]
- Uhh - What?! - Vroomvroom? - Oh, yeah, l need to borrow the car.
You have made your mother cry for the last time, daughter! You are hereby banned from using the royal car! Shucks! l lumping hate them! l'm really, really sorry, Finn, but l can't help you, because my parents are horrible idiots! Don't you know anyone else with a car? My friend Melissa has a car, but she's dating my ex-boyfriend Brad.
Call her now! Hmm.
Call ''BBF 66.
'' [cellphone rings.]
Hello? Hey, Melissa.
What's up? - What's she saying? - l'm asking her! Geez! Melissa, just listen.
MELlSSA: Have you forgotten what day this is? Melissa, l'm trying to help out some friends.
Tonight is the weekly Promcoming dance! - Oh, glob.
l forgot.
- What'd she say? Tonight is the weekly Promcoming dance! lt's gonna be so flippin' awesome! LSP, we don't have time for this.
Ask for the ride, LSP.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wha?! [as LSP.]
Melissa, you should totally drive us to make-out point to make out with hot boys.
LSP, you're so ba-a-a-a-a-d! Be there in a sec! - Bye-ah! [cellphone beeps.]
Hmph.
[normal voice.]
Sorry, but Jake's lumpiness is worsening.
Actually, l think l'm beating it back with sheer willpower.
[pop!.]
Oh, my.
Yeah, whatever.
Just don't mess with my phone again.
Hey! Ugh.
Okay.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! [up-tempo music plays.]
Aw, Finn, this music ''ducks,'' right? [Lumpy voice.]
Aw, l love this song.
We should totally T.
P.
Shawndala's house.
[normal voice.]
Gracious! That was terrible! Finn, if you can't save me from the lumps, if l do turn, if l become lumpy like them, l want you to -- - lt's not gonna come to that! But if it does, l'll bury you beneath the nicest, most shadiest tree.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! l'm saying that if l go totally lumpy, then l want you to get used to lumpy Jake.
What dld you thlnk l was saylng? Oh, um [chuckles nervously.]
Can't this car go any faster?! MELlSSA: We're already here.
Hi, Finn.
We've been here for, like, five minutes.
Finally! Huh? This doesn't look like make-out point.
This is Brad's house.
You wanted a ride to make-out point? You think l want to make out with you?! Uhh Well, maybe l do, but wait! l have a boyfriend, Finn! [whoosh! clank!.]
LSP, we got to hurry! Jake's running out of time! Hey, this is hard for me, too.
l mean, l used to eat chili-cheese fries with Brad, so there's gonna be a lot of romantic tension on this ride.
BRAD: Hey.
Oh, Brad.
[giggles.]
You miss me yet, LSP? Scooch over, Finn.
l'm gonna sit in the back.
This is it.
Let's go.
Wait.
Watch yourself, Finn.
The guys who use the antidote up here are notorious for being smooth posers.
What does that mean? lt just means what it means.
Hurry.
Get the antidote so we can get out of here.
Thanks, LSP.
Bu-u-u-u-mps.
Um bumps.
Uh, yeah bumps.
Aw, man! [panting.]
Hey, guys.
- Lookin' smooth.
- Really? You think we're smooth? Well, mostly you in the center, but yeah.
Why are you sucking up to us? My best friend needs an antidote for lumpiness.
Yeah, lumpiness sucks.
Hey, Monty, time's up, sphere hog.
My turn.
[zap!.]
So, the antidote is in that orb you were sitting on.
This orb ls the antidote, brah.
Can my friend borrow it? Yeah, sure, as long as you give it right back.
Ham-a-cow! Thanks, fellas.
What's taking so long? Did those smooth-heads give you the orb already or what? Wait! ls this another ''friend'' of yours? What do you care? Just give him the antidote already and stop being such a poser.
Sorry, kid.
We changed our minds.
Why did you have to say all those rude things to them?! What? l was helping you.
Thanks a lot! They were right about to hand over the antidote! You're welcome a lot.
You insulted them, and they got mad, and now Jake's gonna be lumpy forever! This is all your fault! Wow.
Now l know how you really feel.
l was just trying to help, but whatever.
[sniffles.]
No.
No, not ''whatever.
'' [voice breaking.]
l know l mess things up sometimes, but l'm really trying, and you're supposed to be my friend -- not like the fake ones l have here.
So do what you want! l'm going to Promcoming! Are you coming or not, Lumpy Jake? No.
Because no matter how messed-up and lumpy l get, thls guy never turns his back on me.
[lumpy voice.]
Oh, yeah.
Right behind you.
Just got to turn my back on this guy.
Jake! lt's almost sunset! Jake -- didn't save him.
l [growling, snarling.]
l'll kill you, Lumpy Spa-a-a-ce! - MONTY: Jam on, man.
- Huh? l thought you guys left.
We were drawn back by your Plaintive Wail.
We dig your directionless fury.
Um, thanks.
Respect.
Here.
Pyoo! Take it.
Win your girl back.
Yeah, there's no girl.
But there ls still time to save Jake.
Do you guys know where Promcoming is? Promcoming takes place way down on that land lump.
FlNN: Awesome.
Do any of y'all have wheels? Nah, we were all ditched here, just like you.
Well, you think l could make it to that land lump if l jumped off this cliff? - You kidding? A smoothie like you will plummet right into the eternal void! What if l was lumpy? Could l float over? No, no! lt's too dangerous! l'd say there's a 50/50 chance of you making it.
That's good enough for me.
Now bite me! - Are you crazy, man?! - What are you talking about?! Raaaaaaah! Aaah! Aaah! Ooooh-- Yes! l can feel the multiple bites accelerating the lumpification process! l'm starting to float! Don't jump, guy! l have to -- for my buddy.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaah! Wow.
He's insane.
[crash!.]
l made it! And there he is! Yeah, Promcoming.
Yeah, cool.
Jake, l'm mostly lumpy now, and l totally think you should sit on this sphere.
- No! Hey! - Sit on it! [grunting.]
No! Please, Jake! You're my best friend! Just sit on the sphere! Pshaw! l remember you.
You're just a smoothie- wannabe-lumpy poser.
Sit on it! Before l turn completely lumpy! - No! - Oh, no! l can feel the lumpiness about to consume me! [lumpy voice.]
Oh, yeah.
Being lumpy is the best.
Hey, stop talking to yourself, dumb guy.
Take your ball and get out of here.
Fine! l don't want you to have it anyways! So l can't have it now, eh? That's right! lt's mine! Gimme that ball! No! You can't have it! Give it to me! - No! l want it! Give it to me! You want it that bad? Go get it, then! Bumps! Byahhh-- [babbling.]
[gasps.]
[normal voice.]
Oh, l'm not lumpy anymore! Oh, no! Finn, buddy! You got to sit on this! - No! You can't make me, smoothi-- oof! JAKE: [echoing.]
Finn? Hey, Finn.
Hey, buddy.
- Finn! - Huh? [normal voice.]
Hey, dude.
We made it.
Man, there's something cold under my butt.
Oh! [laughs.]
The antidote.
Just in time, too.
LSP, l'm sorry l blew up at you before.
l didn't mean it.
l was just really stressed out.
You know, it's fine.
You and Jake can make it up to me by dancing this last dance with me.
Sounds good to me.
What do you say, Jake? [lumpy voice.]
That sounds totally lame.
- [both gasp.]
- [laughs.]
[normal voice.]
I'm just kidding.
Let's dance! [up-tempo music plays.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree