Angry Birds Mystery Island (2024) s01e02 Episode Script
Gim(Mia) Shelter
1
- [snoring]
- [wind blowing]
[wind rushes]
[shudders, teeth chatter]
Who stole my blanket?
[groans softly]
[hawk calling]
[groaning]
Oh. Why can't we just sleep in?
- Isn't this like being on vacation?
- [yawns]
[loud snoring]
[snoring continues]
- [thunder claps]
- Hm.
[moans softly] This is hog heaven.
[snores]
- [groans]
- [thunder claps]
[mysterious music playing]
So, what are we going to do
for the rest of the day?
Hmm.
Maybe we should explore
the rest of the island.
Find some more food, that sort of thing.
Or we could have a little beach fun first.
- Because, duh, beach.
- Great idea, Rosie.
We'll be able to wave down
any boats that pass by to come pick us up.
Then it's settled.
It's time for some fun in the sun.
Surf's up, my dudes.
- [surf rock playing]
- Yahoo.
[laughs] Mm.
[laughter continues]
Hm.
[grunting]
[humming]
- [groans]
- [grunts]
[surf rock continues]
[pants, grunts]
[snores]
[both panting]
[groans] Wh-w-what's that? A boat motor?
[sighs] No.
- Just a manatee.
- Aww.
So no rescue yet. Big whoop.
There are worse places to be, am I right?
[thunder claps]
This suddenly feels like
the worst place to be.
Okay. I propose we build a shelter.
[celestial music playing]
Yeah, yeah. Having a shelter
does sound like a super-duper idea, Mia.
But do any of us know
how to actually build one?
Wait, have you guys seen
that nest renovation show?
Live Your Nest Life?
It's only my favorite show,
after The Masked Winger.
Then you know that all one needs
for an amazing home is a can-do attitude.
as well as some reclaimed
19th century straw, Carrara marble,
and recessed LED ceiling lights.
You three go find that stuff
while I start designing
our fabulous new home
by sitting here and thinking about it.
Hm.
As lead designer of our shelter,
it's my job to keep the team on time,
on target and on budget,
and I'll do this by applying
my vast expertise of home renovation
that I learned from watching TV.
So do you guys know what
we're supposed to be looking for?
Blah!
I find it best when Mia gives an order,
just to smile, nod, and hope for the best.
And I have no doubt
we'll find all of those things
that I've never heard of.
[gasps] Is that something we can use?
[both] Mm.
Mm-hm.
[laughs]
Hm.
[yells, grunts]
[groans] Why is there so much trash
on this beautiful island.
What was that, Rosie?
I was busy trying to help Hammy
out of this skeleton.
[Hamylton grunts]
And he's doing a great job.
[farts]
[grunting continues]
[strained groans]
- Come on.
- [grunting]
- [farts]
- [sighs]
- Okay, let's see if any of this stuff
- Hi, guys.
[all shriek]
[Mia] No construction
without hard hats, team.
Safety first. Hm.
This isn't any of the stuff
I told you to get,
but I guess we'll just have to make do.
As long as we have a plan.
Which we do, thanks to me.
Ta-da!
Here's the blueprint for our shelter.
Where's the door?
- Where are the rooms?
- Where is the anything?
- Maybe if we turn it upside down
- [Mia] No!
This is the right way up.
Mia, while we were out gathering
all this stuff, you sat around doodling.
And made hard hats.
Speaking of which, time to build!
You three get started
while I go find our decor.
This shelter needs to be show ready
by the end of the day, team.
I love to build.
My origami skills are epic.
- [wind whistles]
- Wait.
Why aren't you helping us
with the construction?
Because I have to think about
the color scheme,
the flow, the fun shui
The fun what now?
I'm using designer words.
It's okay if you don't understand them.
Now, chop-chop, team,
and see you on the flippety flip.
Okay, let's just do the best we can
until Mia gets back.
Buddy, doesn't it seem like we are
the only ones doing all the heavy lifting?
- [clattering]
- [Hamylton shrieks]
[muffled shouting]
Guys, Mia's job is
just as important as ours.
Mia's job is definitely more fun.
And less sweaty.
I mean, I love to sweat,
but I assume you two don't.
And I'm looking out for you. [belches]
- You're welcome.
- [can clatters]
Okay, let's get started
before another one of those
[thunder claps]
storms comes back.
Nothing like another surprise random
tropical storm for motivation, right?
[thunder claps]
[chanting] Omm this stinks.
[thunder claps]
You think I'd be really annoyed
being stuck in this mini monsoon.
But I was told I'm on camera,
which is something I love.
I am on camera right?
The team might have
gotten off to a rocky start,
but I have a good feeling
about the rest of our build.
[slurps loudly]
As long as they do what I say,
we'll be in great shape.
- [panting]
- Well
I think we did it.
Yay! Go us!
Rain check on that high five, Rosie.
Because pain.
What is that?
That's not the shelter I drew up.
[Buddy] Come on. It looks
It looks pretty close.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We'll have to start over.
[Hamylton] It may not look like much,
but the structure has good bones.
See? Actual bones.
[Buddy] And check out the furniture.
[grunts]
[slurps]
[gagging] This is a rotting mango.
[gulping, snorting]
Buddy, I'm in charge of the furniture
because I am the designer.
- Remember?
- What furniture, Mia?
You've been gone all this time,
and all you found was a rock?
It's a very pretty rock.
Plus, it has some serious fun shui.
What is fun shui?
You keep saying that,
but no one knows what it means.
Fun shui isn't a phrase.
It's a feeling, Hammy.
- And I am feeling this rock.
- [Hamylton groans]
Okay, okay. let's just take
a deep breath, calm down,
and then we can rebuild
the shelter together.
- [loud rumbling]
- [all gasping]
[all gasp]
You all just learned
one of the hardest lessons in real estate.
- Location, location, location.
- [Rosie groans]
Now, I'll leave the three of you
to find some new materials
while I go find us
the perfect spot to build.
- [Mia grunts]
- No.
Why don't you let one of us
go find a spot and you build?
Plus, we might have
some fun design ideas too.
What home doesn't have a mud pit?
Am I right?
We don't need mud pits, Hammy.
We need, flow.
Walk-in closets, mood lighting,
and maybe a sweet
We don't need that stuff.
We just want a roof over our heads.
And if your plan goes
above and beyond that, the plan stinks!
Hm.
- Do you all feel this way?
- [somber music playing]
It does seem like
you're getting to do all the fun stuff.
Well, I guess I'll just take
my fun shui rock and go.
- [thunder claps]
- [sighs]
Of course.
The "fun" stuff?
Don't they know how hard
all the designing is?
It's not like you can just build a shelter
without imagining it first.
[grunts]
Planning is hard work too.
So long, fun shui rock.
Hm?
[Whispering Breeze Mia]
If you build, they will too.
Who said that?
Was it you, rock?
[Whispering Breeze Mia]
If you build, they will too.
"They" meaning my friends?
[Whispering Breeze Mia] I feel like
I'm being pretty obvious here.
[groans] I guess I was being too bossy
and should have pitched in
with the heavy lifting.
Thanks for the guidance,
weird breeze voice.
[Whispering Breeze Mia]
Catch you on the flippety-flip.
[pop rock music playing]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
Our new shelter is a-ma-zing!
Sorry if some people didn't believe
in your plan from the start, Mia.
Well, a plan is useless
without an amazing team to build it.
[all moan in pleasure]
[thunder claps]
Uh and now feels like the perfect time
to check out the inside of our home.
[all shiver] Whoa!
Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.
There's also a Zen den for Rosie,
a buddy study for Buddy.
And for you, Hammy, a mud pit.
[squeals]
And last but not least,
the perfect spot to display my rock.
[exclaims]
[all] Double whoa!
I knew that rock had
some serious fun shui.
Actually, Mia,
I think the term is "feng shui."
Fun shui is way more awesome.
Agreed.
Even if none of us will ever learn
what it really means.
I think it means we're home.
[animal snarling]
[wicked laughter]
[mysterious sounds]
[adventurous music playing]
[chirp]
- [snoring]
- [wind blowing]
[wind rushes]
[shudders, teeth chatter]
Who stole my blanket?
[groans softly]
[hawk calling]
[groaning]
Oh. Why can't we just sleep in?
- Isn't this like being on vacation?
- [yawns]
[loud snoring]
[snoring continues]
- [thunder claps]
- Hm.
[moans softly] This is hog heaven.
[snores]
- [groans]
- [thunder claps]
[mysterious music playing]
So, what are we going to do
for the rest of the day?
Hmm.
Maybe we should explore
the rest of the island.
Find some more food, that sort of thing.
Or we could have a little beach fun first.
- Because, duh, beach.
- Great idea, Rosie.
We'll be able to wave down
any boats that pass by to come pick us up.
Then it's settled.
It's time for some fun in the sun.
Surf's up, my dudes.
- [surf rock playing]
- Yahoo.
[laughs] Mm.
[laughter continues]
Hm.
[grunting]
[humming]
- [groans]
- [grunts]
[surf rock continues]
[pants, grunts]
[snores]
[both panting]
[groans] Wh-w-what's that? A boat motor?
[sighs] No.
- Just a manatee.
- Aww.
So no rescue yet. Big whoop.
There are worse places to be, am I right?
[thunder claps]
This suddenly feels like
the worst place to be.
Okay. I propose we build a shelter.
[celestial music playing]
Yeah, yeah. Having a shelter
does sound like a super-duper idea, Mia.
But do any of us know
how to actually build one?
Wait, have you guys seen
that nest renovation show?
Live Your Nest Life?
It's only my favorite show,
after The Masked Winger.
Then you know that all one needs
for an amazing home is a can-do attitude.
as well as some reclaimed
19th century straw, Carrara marble,
and recessed LED ceiling lights.
You three go find that stuff
while I start designing
our fabulous new home
by sitting here and thinking about it.
Hm.
As lead designer of our shelter,
it's my job to keep the team on time,
on target and on budget,
and I'll do this by applying
my vast expertise of home renovation
that I learned from watching TV.
So do you guys know what
we're supposed to be looking for?
Blah!
I find it best when Mia gives an order,
just to smile, nod, and hope for the best.
And I have no doubt
we'll find all of those things
that I've never heard of.
[gasps] Is that something we can use?
[both] Mm.
Mm-hm.
[laughs]
Hm.
[yells, grunts]
[groans] Why is there so much trash
on this beautiful island.
What was that, Rosie?
I was busy trying to help Hammy
out of this skeleton.
[Hamylton grunts]
And he's doing a great job.
[farts]
[grunting continues]
[strained groans]
- Come on.
- [grunting]
- [farts]
- [sighs]
- Okay, let's see if any of this stuff
- Hi, guys.
[all shriek]
[Mia] No construction
without hard hats, team.
Safety first. Hm.
This isn't any of the stuff
I told you to get,
but I guess we'll just have to make do.
As long as we have a plan.
Which we do, thanks to me.
Ta-da!
Here's the blueprint for our shelter.
Where's the door?
- Where are the rooms?
- Where is the anything?
- Maybe if we turn it upside down
- [Mia] No!
This is the right way up.
Mia, while we were out gathering
all this stuff, you sat around doodling.
And made hard hats.
Speaking of which, time to build!
You three get started
while I go find our decor.
This shelter needs to be show ready
by the end of the day, team.
I love to build.
My origami skills are epic.
- [wind whistles]
- Wait.
Why aren't you helping us
with the construction?
Because I have to think about
the color scheme,
the flow, the fun shui
The fun what now?
I'm using designer words.
It's okay if you don't understand them.
Now, chop-chop, team,
and see you on the flippety flip.
Okay, let's just do the best we can
until Mia gets back.
Buddy, doesn't it seem like we are
the only ones doing all the heavy lifting?
- [clattering]
- [Hamylton shrieks]
[muffled shouting]
Guys, Mia's job is
just as important as ours.
Mia's job is definitely more fun.
And less sweaty.
I mean, I love to sweat,
but I assume you two don't.
And I'm looking out for you. [belches]
- You're welcome.
- [can clatters]
Okay, let's get started
before another one of those
[thunder claps]
storms comes back.
Nothing like another surprise random
tropical storm for motivation, right?
[thunder claps]
[chanting] Omm this stinks.
[thunder claps]
You think I'd be really annoyed
being stuck in this mini monsoon.
But I was told I'm on camera,
which is something I love.
I am on camera right?
The team might have
gotten off to a rocky start,
but I have a good feeling
about the rest of our build.
[slurps loudly]
As long as they do what I say,
we'll be in great shape.
- [panting]
- Well
I think we did it.
Yay! Go us!
Rain check on that high five, Rosie.
Because pain.
What is that?
That's not the shelter I drew up.
[Buddy] Come on. It looks
It looks pretty close.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We'll have to start over.
[Hamylton] It may not look like much,
but the structure has good bones.
See? Actual bones.
[Buddy] And check out the furniture.
[grunts]
[slurps]
[gagging] This is a rotting mango.
[gulping, snorting]
Buddy, I'm in charge of the furniture
because I am the designer.
- Remember?
- What furniture, Mia?
You've been gone all this time,
and all you found was a rock?
It's a very pretty rock.
Plus, it has some serious fun shui.
What is fun shui?
You keep saying that,
but no one knows what it means.
Fun shui isn't a phrase.
It's a feeling, Hammy.
- And I am feeling this rock.
- [Hamylton groans]
Okay, okay. let's just take
a deep breath, calm down,
and then we can rebuild
the shelter together.
- [loud rumbling]
- [all gasping]
[all gasp]
You all just learned
one of the hardest lessons in real estate.
- Location, location, location.
- [Rosie groans]
Now, I'll leave the three of you
to find some new materials
while I go find us
the perfect spot to build.
- [Mia grunts]
- No.
Why don't you let one of us
go find a spot and you build?
Plus, we might have
some fun design ideas too.
What home doesn't have a mud pit?
Am I right?
We don't need mud pits, Hammy.
We need, flow.
Walk-in closets, mood lighting,
and maybe a sweet
We don't need that stuff.
We just want a roof over our heads.
And if your plan goes
above and beyond that, the plan stinks!
Hm.
- Do you all feel this way?
- [somber music playing]
It does seem like
you're getting to do all the fun stuff.
Well, I guess I'll just take
my fun shui rock and go.
- [thunder claps]
- [sighs]
Of course.
The "fun" stuff?
Don't they know how hard
all the designing is?
It's not like you can just build a shelter
without imagining it first.
[grunts]
Planning is hard work too.
So long, fun shui rock.
Hm?
[Whispering Breeze Mia]
If you build, they will too.
Who said that?
Was it you, rock?
[Whispering Breeze Mia]
If you build, they will too.
"They" meaning my friends?
[Whispering Breeze Mia] I feel like
I'm being pretty obvious here.
[groans] I guess I was being too bossy
and should have pitched in
with the heavy lifting.
Thanks for the guidance,
weird breeze voice.
[Whispering Breeze Mia]
Catch you on the flippety-flip.
[pop rock music playing]
[music continues]
[music continues]
[music continues]
Our new shelter is a-ma-zing!
Sorry if some people didn't believe
in your plan from the start, Mia.
Well, a plan is useless
without an amazing team to build it.
[all moan in pleasure]
[thunder claps]
Uh and now feels like the perfect time
to check out the inside of our home.
[all shiver] Whoa!
Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.
There's also a Zen den for Rosie,
a buddy study for Buddy.
And for you, Hammy, a mud pit.
[squeals]
And last but not least,
the perfect spot to display my rock.
[exclaims]
[all] Double whoa!
I knew that rock had
some serious fun shui.
Actually, Mia,
I think the term is "feng shui."
Fun shui is way more awesome.
Agreed.
Even if none of us will ever learn
what it really means.
I think it means we're home.
[animal snarling]
[wicked laughter]
[mysterious sounds]
[adventurous music playing]
[chirp]