As I'm Suffering From Kadhal s01e02 Episode Script

I'm really glad I found Tanvi.
The process of impressing a girl when you're single is tiring.
Oh, God.
Approaching a girl that too, a girl whom you really like and then talking to her is tough.
A guy whom you despise comes to you and keeps talking and tortures you.
Do you know how tough it is to handle such guys? Hi.
My name is Badri.
I'm a graphic designer and a stand-up comedian.
I didn't stutter while saying this to you.
Ask a guy to say the same thing to a beautiful girl.
Hi.
My name is Graphic Designer and I'm a Badri.
Argh! Hi, Santhosh.
My name is Santhosh.
Damn, I'll try some other day.
Hi, I'm Raghav.
Okay, so? Oh.
.
Sorry, nothing, madam.
Hi.
Hi! My name is Priya and you are? My name is.
.
Sorry, you caught me off guard.
I forgot my name.
Hi, I'm Raghav.
- Fuck off.
Okay! There are four kind of guys that we girls have to deal with on a daily basis.
No.
1.
The creepy stalker.
Hi, Tanvi.
Hi, Tanvi.
Oh, no! Damn you, you sprayed it right into my eyes.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
They will stalk you on Facebook.
No.
2 are the persistent ones.
Never say never.
Hi! Do you want to have a cup of coffee with me this evening? Umm.
No.
I'm sorry.
- Tea? No, I meant.
.
I'm not interested.
I hope you understand.
What about lunch? Dude! I'm never going out with you.
Don't you get it? Like never.
Okay, dinner is fine with me.
Hey, don't you get what I'm saying? I'm never going out with you.
Get this straight.
Okay, I'll check with you tomorrow then.
No.
3 are the overconfident guys.
Hi, babe.
How about tonight? Let's go to Zara at 9 p.
m.
? Excuse me? I'll pick you up.
See you in the evening.
Who are you? Hey! What about your dinner? Let's have dinner together.
Ah.
.
It's just that I can help you with this project.
Moreover, you have a lot to learn from me about this, right? Sir, I can't have dinner with you.
I have to attend a party.
Party? Is a party being thrown without my knowledge? Am I not invited to that party? Oh, no, sir! That's your kid's birthday party.
Your wife was the one who invited me.
Didn't she invite you? How did she get to know about it? No.
4 are the insanely nervous guys.
Hi.
'My name is graphic designer, I'm a Badri.
' Uh? Shit! So, we don't really get a chance to look for a guy and choose because we're constantly bombarded by guys hitting on us all the time.
The single guys the committed guys and even married guys.
.
They're all hitting on us.
To filter these out is a big task by itself, one gets tired amongst those, if at all a nice guy comes along the chances of us bumping into him is a very bleak one.
We are persistent.
I wasn't talking about you, you prick! Love you too.
'But now, technology has developed a lot' 'and there are many social networking sites.
' Technology is of no use.
I've tried everything.
Tinder, Facebook, Twitter, Gmail, WhatsApp, Orkut Flipkart, Amazon, Behindwoods, IndiaGlitz, Zomato, Temple Run.
.
I have tried each one of them.
They are all means to get disappointed.
Facebook and Twitter? Even if we send Mars Rover to Mars, we won't find our Mr.
Perfect.
"Ding.
.
Dong.
.
Ding.
.
Love is an awesome feeling.
" "One damn thing" "is that to me, it is a never ending suffering.
" 'As I'm Suffering from Love' Yay! - Cheers.
.
- Cheers! Woohoo! - Let's get the party started.
Woohoo! - Woohoo! Oh, my God! Bloody wretch! Fuck.
.
Fuck! Fucking bitch, what did you do to my car? Hey, get up.
Oh, my God! Fuck! Fucking psycho.
Why the hell did you do this?' I said.
.
- That's my cousin Santhosh and his wife Meera.
I did it purposely.
.
- Hey.
.
I'm going to fucking kill you.
.
- Careful.
Come.
.
Do you have the guts to hit me? I'll file a domestic abuse case and get you arrested.
Bloody, get lost.
Hey.
.
I can do whatever I wish.
You can't do anything about it.
Hey, Meera.
.
Meera, you're bleeding.
You sustained a head injury by yourself.
Oh, no! Somebody take her in and check her out.
No one will check her out.
She looks average.
Hey.
.
Fuck off, you fuck Face.
- Divya.
Come here.
- Fuck off, bitch.
Oh, God, my car has been smashed.
Wretch! How could she ruin my car? What the hell is going on, Raghav? Dear, Tanu, I was going to tell you about this earlier.
They're having issues with their marriage.
Then why did you invite them? How can I say 'no' to them? They wanted to come.
Look what a mess it is now.
D-Don't worry, baby, I'll clear it up now.
B-Boss! Clear this right away.
Set this back up.
Thank you.
So I guess, it's an open bar then.
This wasn't part of the plan.
Ok, so.
.
It was a plan to make an entry.
No.
The plan was that only he gets hurt.
What do you mean? But isn't he your husband? Yes! What happened between you two? Well.
.
We got married.
Oh! Yes, of course.
Okay.
Take care, okay? I'll see you.
.
- Hey.
.
Babe.
I'm not finished yet.
Have I seen you somewhere? Aren't you Tanvi's friend? Yes.
I'm Divya.
I attended your wedding too.
But I don't think you'll remember that.
You were drunk on that day.
But I have to say.
.
Your wedding was so much fun.
Well.
It was not so much fun for me.
Are you single? No, I have a boyfriend.
One piece of advice.
Make sure you always have an eye on your boyfriend.
You'll need to do it.
They'll woo you, saying 'Dear, honey, dearest' 'sweetie, baby, Barbie doll, angel.
' They'll address you using such terms of endearment.
But it's a trap.
It's a trap! Badri doesn't behave as such.
He's a very sweet guy.
And he's very innocent.
If you take pity on him he'll pretend to be innocent to another girl and woo that girl too.
Are you done with your work? 'Yes, I'm done, why?' Nothing.
Can you come and get Smriti? We're not home, but at Raghav's party.
'You've taken Smriti to that party, is it?' Yes.
'Hey! Everyone will be consuming alcohol over there.
' 'Why did you take her there?' That's why I called you up now.
She can't stay here, can you please come and pick her up? 'You're unbelievable.
' Okay, I'm coming there right away.
You just keep her away from all those drunkards.
You take the car now.
I'll pick it up tomorrow once it's fixed.
Okay, sir.
- Thank you.
Thank you, boss.
Don't think I'm saying this because I'm drunk.
But I won't forget this favour forever.
No.
.
That's fine.
.
- Yes.
You're great, sir.
No.
.
No problem.
- Superb.
Tonight, you and your wife crash at Raghav's place.
That'll be better.
Wife? Sir, she's not just my wife.
She's more like a ghost who has come down to torture me persistently.
Sir, you're a film reviewer right? Yes.
Have you watched a Korean horror film? In that film, a female ghost constantly clings on to the hero's neck and tortures him mercilessly.
I'm in the same situation, sir.
Haven't you seen that movie yet? No.
Being a film reviewer, how can you not watch a Korean film? How will you review movies without watching a Korean film? Everyone is lifting scenes from Korean films.
Sorry, boss.
Sir, if you don't mind me asking.
.
You're divorced, right? Yes.
How did you manage to drive your wife away? Oh, no.
Let it be.
Why must we discuss it now? Just tell me, sir.
No, I'm not too comfortable talking about it.
But I'm comfortable, sir.
It's okay, let's not discuss it.
Sir! I'm not letting you go until you say it.
It's better you say it.
Moreover, I'm drunk and I might do something nasty.
No, it's like.
.
I don't have a steady income.
- Oh.
So, I was not able to take care of the family.
- Hmm.
So, she and I started fighting a lot.
She was not happy at all.
In the end, we spoke to each other about this.
And we parted ways easily.
Oh! - There were no issues.
Even I'm jobless and loiter around all the time.
Why doesn't my wife leave me, sir? Santhosh.
My daughter is sitting there.
Oh! - Please be in control in front of her.
Okay, sir.
.
Hello! Hi! Which school do you work at? Santhosh.
Why don't you check on your wife? Okay, sir.
Bye.
- Bye.
Dad.
What's it, dear? What's wrong with that couple? It's nothing, she was dizzy and crashed the car.
That's why she must've got hurt.
Oh! What made her feel dizzy? My ex-wife was right in fearing that if I bring Smriti to a place like this she's bound to ask such questions.
You'll get opportunities like this now and then to be a good parent and teach them some things.
But when such an opportunity comes knocking I'd jump right at it.
Because I should teach her all those things which my ex-wife didn't teach her.
That lady had consumed drinks.
That's why she was feeling dizzy.
Do you mean juice, when you say drinks? No.
There are a few bad drinks.
If you drink them, you'll feel dizzy.
She had them and drove the car.
That's why she crashed the car.
Keep this in mind.
You should never drive after having bad drinks.
Okay? - Okay, Dad.
Dad.
- Yes? Then if we are not going to drive, can we have bad drinks? Oh, no.
You shouldn't drink them.
I told you you'll feel dizzy after having them.
Oh.
Okay, Dad.
Dad.
Here, most of them.
.
Did they have those bad drinks? Why? No, Dad.
I saw many people here they seem to be indifferent and look dizzy.
Yes.
Hey, what happened and where's everyone? Everybody left because of this mess.
All the liquor bottles we bought are broken.
So, you guys think they all came for the booze and not for you guys? Why do you.
.
- Badri! No, I meant.
.
Well, I do now.
Tanu, he's just blabbering.
- Oh no.
.
Oh, no, Tanvi.
It's not like that.
They all just left, so that you don't have to worry about entertaining them without the booze.
That's right, party will be boring without the booze.
They understood that and left without troubling you.
.
- Hey! Keep mum.
What? Oh, God, Badri! Shut your mouth.
Baby, listen to me.
.
- No, it's not that.
I didn't mean it that way.
Enough.
Please go check on Santhosh.
Raghav.
Go check on Meera, please.
I'm hungry, did you see food anywhere? Oh, God.
There's a room there.
They would have kept some food inside the fridge.
Take that and eat.
Check on Santhosh first, then you can go and eat.
It's okay, Tanvi, please.
Please.
- No, Divya.
Don't cry.
Dad.
What's it, dear? Can these people have those bad drinks? That's.
.
They're all grown-ups.
If that's the case, when I grow up, can I drink as well? I was stuck in a sticky situation.
But we shouldn't bring up kids these days by hiding things from them.
It's better to discuss a few things candidly.
That's my style of parenting.
Look here, dear.
Having bad drinks is one's choice.
Even when you grow up if you wish to, you can have bad drinks.
If not, you don't have to, it's your wish.
But keep this in mind.
Never drive after having bad drinks.
Okay? Okay, Dad.
Good girl.
Sir, did you have bad drinks? Bad drinks? Smriti, what are you asking? No, Mom, my dad said that if I wish to I can have bad drinks when I grow up.
But my dad said I shouldn't drive after having bad drinks.
What? Driver, start the vehicle, it's getting late.
- What have you told.
.
You're never seeing her again, Bala.
Meera.
What you did wasn't right.
Tonight was supposed to be special for Tanvi.
You ruined it completely.
I hadn't planned to crash the car here.
Then? I was supposed to crash it elsewhere.
It all got mixed up as I was intoxicated.
How long are you guys going to avenge each other like this? Uh? I'm not saying this because he's my cousin.
I'm saying this for the welfare of both of you.
Just sort it out.
Or break it off.
No.
I'm not done with him.
There's more for him to endure.
You won't get it.
You and Tanvi are madly in love.
But Santhosh and I hate each other.
I really don't get it.
You guys were madly in love with each other.
How come that turned into such hatred overnight? Huh? You don't need to know that.
That's the worst feeling in the whole wide world.
You're happy, right? Stay just like that.
We're the ones who are stuck in this.
Until this is over we have to endure this.
I'm sorry, I have to bring this negativity into this perfect heaven that you and Tanvi have created.
Stop it, buddy, it's okay.
No.
.
I shouldn't have ruined this party.
I think I'll just go say 'sorry' to her.
No.
.
- Sit down for a while.
Sit down.
- No, I have to go.
Oh! - Meera.
.
Be careful.
.
Just give me the cup.
Sit down.
Are you okay? Do I seem okay to you? Wait a minute.
Why do I have this deja vu feeling like this has happened before? Ah.
.
My wedding night.
Meera, stop it.
We decided that we won't discuss this after that day.
I know.
.
I'm sorry.
Huh? I'm sorry.
It was a one-time thing and it was a drunken mistake.
Hey, listen.
I understand.
Even I did that out of anger.
I just did it to get back at Santhosh.
Yes.
Even I don't have any such feelings.
I love Tanvi.
I love her a lot.
Hey listen, I get it, okay.
I'm not here to mess things up with you guys.
Please.
.
You guys are great together.
Even Santhosh shouldn't get to know about this, okay? Promise.
I said, I promise.
Okay, come.
Hmm.
"We caught a glimpse of them and we fell for them.
" "We fell head over heels in love and had a jolly time.
" "We are ignoring the warning signs" "and proceeding.
" "It turned out to be a pretence.
" "The terms of endearment whispered was all a pack of lies.
" "The love we had for each other" "doesn't exist now.
" "They went to Ooty on honeymoon.
" "She inflicted torture on him.
" "Ding.
.
Dong.
.
Ding.
.
Love is an awesome feeling.
" "One damn thing is that to me, it is a never ending suffering.
" "Ding.
.
Dong.
.
Ding.
.
Love is an awesome feeling.
" "One damn thing is that to me, it is a never ending suffering.
"