Assassination Classroom (2015) s01e02 Episode Script
Baseball Time
In the United States too, we only talk about the moon.
I would like to see some of you happier.
Relaxing behind the school before the consultation meeting is part of his routine.
He made a detour to Hawaii at Mach 20 to buy his drink and his English newspaper.
Your information is correct.
Thank you, Nagisa.
You're welcome.
And good luck, Sugino.
Yeah, the 10 billion yen are mine! We are killers.
Our target is our teacher.
Hello! When you greet me, do it aloud! Hello, Mr.
Koro.
Put balls designed to eliminate me in a ball was a good idea.
This prevents the detonation of an airgun.
However, I had time before the ball hit me.
And these marbles destroy my cells when they touch me.
So that's why that I went to get a glove in the shed.
It would be nice if you killed me before the end of the school year.
It's time for our consultation meeting.
- Yes.
Fuck So I had no chance with my ball? Sugino Our teacher is a monster who sprayed 70% of the Moon.
He says he will destroy Earth next year, in March.
And for some reason I do not know, he wished to become our main teacher.
The Ministry of Defense has given us mission to kill our teacher before the month of March.
The reward is 10 billion yen! Hey, Nagisa.
It seems that Sugino missed his assassination attempt this morning.
Since then, he is completely demoralized.
It's not worth it to depress like that.
So far nobody has succeeded.
Our teacher is unbeatable.
She's called Pr Koro.
Sugaya! Can do better ! The features of my face are finer than that.
Where did you see that? OLD BUILDING On this, dear students, I have something planned, I leave you.
Something expected ? Yes, I will attend a sports match in New York.
He spun.
It's anything, this guy.
It would still be good that the teacher brings back memories from time to time.
It would be embarrassing that our target leaves us a memory.
If it is eaten, it is not a problem.
it does not leave a trace.
You are pragmatic when it suits you.
What would it be, a memory of New York? - No, no alcohol.
- We can not drink it.
Cakes, that would be nice.
A pretty blonde, I would love! Is that clear?" A blonde, a pretty blonde Mr.
Karasuma.
So ? Did you find a track to kill him? A track ? I remember that we are class E It's unfeasible, Mr.
Karasuma.
This guy is too fast.
It's impossible to stumble a guy who goes to Mach 20! I know.
No army is capable of it.
You see ! But you can do it.
I do not know why, but he still honors his role as a teacher.
If nothing is done next March, he will surely destroy the Earth.
Just see the moon to understand it.
No human being will be able to escape.
It's too dangerous to leave him alive.
This class is the only place where we can kill it.
Our class E is full of dunces and it's up to us give the opportunity to be the heroes who will save the Earth.
I do not know! why our teacher wants to destroy the Earth, nor why he became our main teacher at a time like this.
And the other day, when I went to see her I polished it, Sugino.
Mr.
Koro Just tell me, What are you eating? A coconut I bought yesterday in Hawaii.
You want some ? Normally, it is drunk.
Your throwing was pretty, when you tried to kill me.
That's it yeah.
In hindsight, I had no chance to reach you since you fly to Mach 20.
You belong to the baseball club? Before Yes.
Front Club activities we are forbidden.
Class E is isolated in this building.
We landed in class E because of our bad grades.
We must therefore study first and foremost.
This is a really discriminatory treatment.
But it does not matter.
Did you see yesterday? My balls are very slow.
The drummers were firing all my shots and I was sidelined.
I lost the desire to study.
And I find myself in the wreck class.
Sugino.
I will give you some advice! I must return my duty.
This is the teacher.
What is he talking about with Sugino? He wants to give him a soap because of yesterday? It's worse than I imagined! What are you doing, Mr.
Koro? You promised to do no harm to the students! Sugino.
I saw the position in which you threw your ball.
You imitate Arita who evolves into a major league, I'm wrong? But my tentacles are not wrong.
Compared to those of Arita, the muscles of your shoulders are poorly arranged.
Where do you want to come from? With your physique, you will never throw balls as fast as his.
You will be hard to imitate, you will not succeed.
how How can you be so categorical? Nagisa? Because we are dunces? Because we are the class of shipwrecks? it's useless to try? Exactly.
And if I say that he will not succeed, I checked the thing yesterday.
There he abuses! I even had an autograph! You asked him for an autograph? Normal he got pissed off! I was so moved I see.
I understand, I do not have his talent.
But you, you are remarkably supple with your elbow and wrist.
If you train, you'll be better than him.
I patted you with my tentacles and they are not mistaken.
There is not only one form of talent.
Find an assassination technique that matches your talent.
I have my elbow and wrist more flexible I have to find my talent? Mr.
Koro! Did not you go to New York just to help Sugino? Of course, if, I am your teacher.
Normally, a teacher does not give himself this trouble.
In addition, you intend to make the Earth disappear Nagisa.
You know, it's to respect a promise made to someone that I became your teacher.
I will annihilate the Earth, but in the meantime, I am your teacher.
And take care of yourself seriously is more important than the end of the Earth.
Mr.
Koro Can you spare me your jaded problems on the back of my notebook? I understand that you want to show that you correct quickly I thought it would be rewarding.
It is rather a punishment Let's move.
Be applied in your studies and assassination attempts.
Finally, your assassination attempts are probably doomed to failure.
It's crazy, Sugino! I thought she was gone! I train with curved balls playing elbow and wrist.
Even my slow balls may seem faster.
Finally, not enough to prevent the teacher from yawning.
But you know, Nagisa, I will not let go.
Not in baseball or the art of killing.
Our teacher and extremely fast and has all-powerful tentacles.
Honestly, I doubt we can kill him.
It prevents.
Mr.
Koro! I want to kill you two seconds, can you come? My lesson did not help you.
Still, oddly, he manages to motivate us.
The murder of Mr.
Koro is pretty cool.
I'm here.
He makes crushed ice from the North Pole to taste it.
This octopus goes to the North Pole as the supermarket corner! Let's go ! We will share the 10 billion.
Mr.
Koro! Give us some crushed ice! My students open their hearts to me! They are so smiling! And so eager to kill me! What? Pity.
Your smile seemed too forced.
It takes more to deceive my vigilance.
Let's put aside these knives designed to kill me.
Take these flowers and learn to smile first.
Say, Mr.
Koro! These are the flowers that the class has tired to plant! Really? It's monstrous, Mr.
Koro.
We planted them with love and they finally came to flower I beg your pardon ! I just came to buy new bulbs! - Do not plant them at Mach 20.
- Heard! - One to one, carefully.
- Yes ! Say, the guy is supposed to annihilate the Earth Da And he still plants tulips? Sir, you are horrible! That damn monster plays wise children.
Nagisa, what are you writing? I note all the weak points of prof.
it will help us kill him.
And you think that will help us, that? What are you talking about ? Obviously it can serve.
"He is 3 meters tall if he gets on tiptoe.
"Particular gift: moves at supersonic speeds.
" What is that thing ? It's no use.
For the moment We are killers.
The third grade of Kunugigaoka College is a murder heap.
The other students of this famous college are all part of the elite.
The Ministry of Defense had to warn you.
Tomorrow I'll be an assistant professor and I will teach EPS to class E.
This is of course to monitor this monster, but it is also necessary provide technical and moral support to students.
I have a teacher's degree, be reassured.
Do what you want.
Give priority to their education and security.
I shall leave you The headmaster is someone understanding.
Normal, the government paid him a nice sum.
In any case, it suits us.
We have a monster capable of destroying the Earth.
No army can defeat him and he is a teacher.
This must remain secret.
Only the government, the headmaster and students in class E must know.
it sucks! If my grades go down again, I'll finish in class E! Seriously ? If you finish there, it will be almost hopeless.
There is no canteen, the toilets are dirty and the building is isolated.
Teachers and ourselves treat these students as waste.
It takes exceptional grades to get back from there.
It's literally the class of shipwrecks.
I would rather die than finish there.
It's clear ! You have to hang on to not finish like them.
And now, Tell us something, Kunudon! Hi children! Me, it's Kunudon! I am the mascot of the school! This section aims to introduce you to the Kunugigaoka College in detail.
Great The college has a performance index of 66.
It is a place where we breathe joy and motivation.
Huh? It's fantastic ! All students get along well and are equal.
They are equal ! Great I understand better.
By discriminating violently a minority of students, we maintain in the majority a certain tension and a superiority complex.
It is a rational system.
This isolated building is ideal for our ultra secret mission, but for the students put aside, it must be unbearable.
Hello, Mr.
Karasuma! Hello.
Tomorrow, I'll be your teacher too, and I'll help you.
- Ah yes ? - I hope that all will be well.
Then, you will have to call "Professor".
By the way, where is he? In fact, Mr.
Koro ransacked our flowerbed, and to apologize, he organizes a session of assassination by inflicting a handicap.
You see, I give you a boost! It is rare that I am so limited in my movements! How's it going, Nagisa? Well, he's paying us our heads.
Can we still talk about murder? A moment.
Let's see Mr.
Koro's weaknesses.
it's no use, dear students! Even with this handicap, I stay too fast! Even in dreams, you will not kill me Cut it out! No ! I blundered! it sucks! I am not well ! I am not well ! Your notes may prove useful.
Yes, I will continue to take notes.
Wait! My tentacles and the rope are intertwined! Stop, young people! Shit, he ran away! You can not follow me here! We do not have the same level! Strip of nazes! We almost kept him.
You will have twice as many homework.
It is little ! He ran away ! But we have never done so well.
If we continue this momentum, we will succeed in killing him! Yeah! If we kill him, how will I spend my 10 billion? Schoolboys who happily talk about murder.
This place is totally abnormal.
Nagisa, do you think we can kill him? We will kill him.
We do not deserve to have him for a teacher if we do not want to kill him.
But it's strange.
The most joyous students of this establishment are those of this class E who must kill their teacher.
You now know everything about the situation.
The Earth is under threat and this must remain secret.
If you tell anyone, we will have to erase your memory.
Well, it's scary.
Class E students received the same instructions and have already started their mission.
When your return period ends, you will return to class E.
You too will have to take part in this assassination mission.
Tell me This knife in rubber species is really effective? Yes It is safe for humans, but effective on the target in question.
I do not care if he is not human.
At least once in my life, I would like bump a teacher.
I would like to see some of you happier.
Relaxing behind the school before the consultation meeting is part of his routine.
He made a detour to Hawaii at Mach 20 to buy his drink and his English newspaper.
Your information is correct.
Thank you, Nagisa.
You're welcome.
And good luck, Sugino.
Yeah, the 10 billion yen are mine! We are killers.
Our target is our teacher.
Hello! When you greet me, do it aloud! Hello, Mr.
Koro.
Put balls designed to eliminate me in a ball was a good idea.
This prevents the detonation of an airgun.
However, I had time before the ball hit me.
And these marbles destroy my cells when they touch me.
So that's why that I went to get a glove in the shed.
It would be nice if you killed me before the end of the school year.
It's time for our consultation meeting.
- Yes.
Fuck So I had no chance with my ball? Sugino Our teacher is a monster who sprayed 70% of the Moon.
He says he will destroy Earth next year, in March.
And for some reason I do not know, he wished to become our main teacher.
The Ministry of Defense has given us mission to kill our teacher before the month of March.
The reward is 10 billion yen! Hey, Nagisa.
It seems that Sugino missed his assassination attempt this morning.
Since then, he is completely demoralized.
It's not worth it to depress like that.
So far nobody has succeeded.
Our teacher is unbeatable.
She's called Pr Koro.
Sugaya! Can do better ! The features of my face are finer than that.
Where did you see that? OLD BUILDING On this, dear students, I have something planned, I leave you.
Something expected ? Yes, I will attend a sports match in New York.
He spun.
It's anything, this guy.
It would still be good that the teacher brings back memories from time to time.
It would be embarrassing that our target leaves us a memory.
If it is eaten, it is not a problem.
it does not leave a trace.
You are pragmatic when it suits you.
What would it be, a memory of New York? - No, no alcohol.
- We can not drink it.
Cakes, that would be nice.
A pretty blonde, I would love! Is that clear?" A blonde, a pretty blonde Mr.
Karasuma.
So ? Did you find a track to kill him? A track ? I remember that we are class E It's unfeasible, Mr.
Karasuma.
This guy is too fast.
It's impossible to stumble a guy who goes to Mach 20! I know.
No army is capable of it.
You see ! But you can do it.
I do not know why, but he still honors his role as a teacher.
If nothing is done next March, he will surely destroy the Earth.
Just see the moon to understand it.
No human being will be able to escape.
It's too dangerous to leave him alive.
This class is the only place where we can kill it.
Our class E is full of dunces and it's up to us give the opportunity to be the heroes who will save the Earth.
I do not know! why our teacher wants to destroy the Earth, nor why he became our main teacher at a time like this.
And the other day, when I went to see her I polished it, Sugino.
Mr.
Koro Just tell me, What are you eating? A coconut I bought yesterday in Hawaii.
You want some ? Normally, it is drunk.
Your throwing was pretty, when you tried to kill me.
That's it yeah.
In hindsight, I had no chance to reach you since you fly to Mach 20.
You belong to the baseball club? Before Yes.
Front Club activities we are forbidden.
Class E is isolated in this building.
We landed in class E because of our bad grades.
We must therefore study first and foremost.
This is a really discriminatory treatment.
But it does not matter.
Did you see yesterday? My balls are very slow.
The drummers were firing all my shots and I was sidelined.
I lost the desire to study.
And I find myself in the wreck class.
Sugino.
I will give you some advice! I must return my duty.
This is the teacher.
What is he talking about with Sugino? He wants to give him a soap because of yesterday? It's worse than I imagined! What are you doing, Mr.
Koro? You promised to do no harm to the students! Sugino.
I saw the position in which you threw your ball.
You imitate Arita who evolves into a major league, I'm wrong? But my tentacles are not wrong.
Compared to those of Arita, the muscles of your shoulders are poorly arranged.
Where do you want to come from? With your physique, you will never throw balls as fast as his.
You will be hard to imitate, you will not succeed.
how How can you be so categorical? Nagisa? Because we are dunces? Because we are the class of shipwrecks? it's useless to try? Exactly.
And if I say that he will not succeed, I checked the thing yesterday.
There he abuses! I even had an autograph! You asked him for an autograph? Normal he got pissed off! I was so moved I see.
I understand, I do not have his talent.
But you, you are remarkably supple with your elbow and wrist.
If you train, you'll be better than him.
I patted you with my tentacles and they are not mistaken.
There is not only one form of talent.
Find an assassination technique that matches your talent.
I have my elbow and wrist more flexible I have to find my talent? Mr.
Koro! Did not you go to New York just to help Sugino? Of course, if, I am your teacher.
Normally, a teacher does not give himself this trouble.
In addition, you intend to make the Earth disappear Nagisa.
You know, it's to respect a promise made to someone that I became your teacher.
I will annihilate the Earth, but in the meantime, I am your teacher.
And take care of yourself seriously is more important than the end of the Earth.
Mr.
Koro Can you spare me your jaded problems on the back of my notebook? I understand that you want to show that you correct quickly I thought it would be rewarding.
It is rather a punishment Let's move.
Be applied in your studies and assassination attempts.
Finally, your assassination attempts are probably doomed to failure.
It's crazy, Sugino! I thought she was gone! I train with curved balls playing elbow and wrist.
Even my slow balls may seem faster.
Finally, not enough to prevent the teacher from yawning.
But you know, Nagisa, I will not let go.
Not in baseball or the art of killing.
Our teacher and extremely fast and has all-powerful tentacles.
Honestly, I doubt we can kill him.
It prevents.
Mr.
Koro! I want to kill you two seconds, can you come? My lesson did not help you.
Still, oddly, he manages to motivate us.
The murder of Mr.
Koro is pretty cool.
I'm here.
He makes crushed ice from the North Pole to taste it.
This octopus goes to the North Pole as the supermarket corner! Let's go ! We will share the 10 billion.
Mr.
Koro! Give us some crushed ice! My students open their hearts to me! They are so smiling! And so eager to kill me! What? Pity.
Your smile seemed too forced.
It takes more to deceive my vigilance.
Let's put aside these knives designed to kill me.
Take these flowers and learn to smile first.
Say, Mr.
Koro! These are the flowers that the class has tired to plant! Really? It's monstrous, Mr.
Koro.
We planted them with love and they finally came to flower I beg your pardon ! I just came to buy new bulbs! - Do not plant them at Mach 20.
- Heard! - One to one, carefully.
- Yes ! Say, the guy is supposed to annihilate the Earth Da And he still plants tulips? Sir, you are horrible! That damn monster plays wise children.
Nagisa, what are you writing? I note all the weak points of prof.
it will help us kill him.
And you think that will help us, that? What are you talking about ? Obviously it can serve.
"He is 3 meters tall if he gets on tiptoe.
"Particular gift: moves at supersonic speeds.
" What is that thing ? It's no use.
For the moment We are killers.
The third grade of Kunugigaoka College is a murder heap.
The other students of this famous college are all part of the elite.
The Ministry of Defense had to warn you.
Tomorrow I'll be an assistant professor and I will teach EPS to class E.
This is of course to monitor this monster, but it is also necessary provide technical and moral support to students.
I have a teacher's degree, be reassured.
Do what you want.
Give priority to their education and security.
I shall leave you The headmaster is someone understanding.
Normal, the government paid him a nice sum.
In any case, it suits us.
We have a monster capable of destroying the Earth.
No army can defeat him and he is a teacher.
This must remain secret.
Only the government, the headmaster and students in class E must know.
it sucks! If my grades go down again, I'll finish in class E! Seriously ? If you finish there, it will be almost hopeless.
There is no canteen, the toilets are dirty and the building is isolated.
Teachers and ourselves treat these students as waste.
It takes exceptional grades to get back from there.
It's literally the class of shipwrecks.
I would rather die than finish there.
It's clear ! You have to hang on to not finish like them.
And now, Tell us something, Kunudon! Hi children! Me, it's Kunudon! I am the mascot of the school! This section aims to introduce you to the Kunugigaoka College in detail.
Great The college has a performance index of 66.
It is a place where we breathe joy and motivation.
Huh? It's fantastic ! All students get along well and are equal.
They are equal ! Great I understand better.
By discriminating violently a minority of students, we maintain in the majority a certain tension and a superiority complex.
It is a rational system.
This isolated building is ideal for our ultra secret mission, but for the students put aside, it must be unbearable.
Hello, Mr.
Karasuma! Hello.
Tomorrow, I'll be your teacher too, and I'll help you.
- Ah yes ? - I hope that all will be well.
Then, you will have to call "Professor".
By the way, where is he? In fact, Mr.
Koro ransacked our flowerbed, and to apologize, he organizes a session of assassination by inflicting a handicap.
You see, I give you a boost! It is rare that I am so limited in my movements! How's it going, Nagisa? Well, he's paying us our heads.
Can we still talk about murder? A moment.
Let's see Mr.
Koro's weaknesses.
it's no use, dear students! Even with this handicap, I stay too fast! Even in dreams, you will not kill me Cut it out! No ! I blundered! it sucks! I am not well ! I am not well ! Your notes may prove useful.
Yes, I will continue to take notes.
Wait! My tentacles and the rope are intertwined! Stop, young people! Shit, he ran away! You can not follow me here! We do not have the same level! Strip of nazes! We almost kept him.
You will have twice as many homework.
It is little ! He ran away ! But we have never done so well.
If we continue this momentum, we will succeed in killing him! Yeah! If we kill him, how will I spend my 10 billion? Schoolboys who happily talk about murder.
This place is totally abnormal.
Nagisa, do you think we can kill him? We will kill him.
We do not deserve to have him for a teacher if we do not want to kill him.
But it's strange.
The most joyous students of this establishment are those of this class E who must kill their teacher.
You now know everything about the situation.
The Earth is under threat and this must remain secret.
If you tell anyone, we will have to erase your memory.
Well, it's scary.
Class E students received the same instructions and have already started their mission.
When your return period ends, you will return to class E.
You too will have to take part in this assassination mission.
Tell me This knife in rubber species is really effective? Yes It is safe for humans, but effective on the target in question.
I do not care if he is not human.
At least once in my life, I would like bump a teacher.