Ayak Isleri (2021) s01e02 Episode Script
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Ayak isleri 2
Episode 2
Something happened to my credit card, it's not working.
I didn't understand what you said.
Please briefly summarize what you want to do.
My credit card doesn't work. I can not do shopping.
I didn't understand what you said
- Credit card! Credit card! - Please summarize briefly what you want to do.
Fuck it! What do you not understand!?
Brother Vedat, maybe I will do it?
Give, brother, give, give.
I do not understand what's going on?
I need technical support for my credit card.
I connect you with customer service.
Please.
Did I say something else?
I said the same.
He doesn't understand when I say it.
Well
Brother Vedat, now you can turn these auditory phrases into words.
You are angry with the algorithm trying to understand you.
Dude, why don't they substitute a normal person ?!
Now we're going to listen to music for 40 hours.
What if you had done it another time, Brother Vedat?
Dude, I've been doing this this morning.
Now do you think of it as I talk about it, Evren?
It's not like that, I've been talking about it since the morning to him!
This is what I'm trying to explain!
You haven't even been able to say your sentence since this morning, brother?
Am I an idiot, Evren?
Do I look like an idiot, Evren?
- Come on, brother Vedat. - If not, shut up, man!
Oh my God!
But not always the correct information is given about the type of man, Brother Vedat.
And sometimes yes. For example
all those perverts, psychopaths, murderers
there are scientists who say they can be recognized by their types.
Of course, when they say this they are met with reluctance.
Evren, I'm really gonna talk to Brother Sermet to get you fired.
- What did I say, brother? - Dude, you tie people to yourself!
What are you talking about!
What are you talking about? Scientists, types of people, murderers, perverts!
Because of you, I can't concentrate on my work!
Okay, brother Vedat, okay, take it easy. Let's move on to our responsibilities.
Let us do our work, Brother Vedat.
When the wife
will go out with the dog
then we'll go over, take the dog, go back to the car
and off we go. I don't want to hear any more!
Why do we steal the dog, Brother Vedat? Why do we steal someone else's dog?
Get out. Get out of the car!
Okay, brother Vedat, I mean just like that
You know, a dog is a friend of a man, but if you say you can do it
I'm not saying, man. I'm not saying anything.
Mr. Sermet did.
Okay, brother Vedat, neither do I.
Calm down, okay.
The dog just bought, they bought it today.
There is no emotional bond between them, it hasn't happened yet.
I think a bond can be made from day one, Brother Vedat.
What do you want, boy? What do you want from me!
If you are going to question and analyze every such work every day, don't do it.
Don't do it, really quit this job, man!
What should we do, Brother Vedat? Should we do whatever we are told not to argue at all?
- We're not questioning anything? - Exactly, exactly, exactly.
No, let's not question anything and never argue.
Let's not argue. We'll do whatever we are told, and that's it. This is our job.
- It's okay, brother. - Such a job.
Well.
Dude, Mr. Sermet's girlfriend
the dog liked it.
The woman wanted him. They called, talked to her and came to an agreement.
Then this wife came in, this woman
and the price went up, you understand?
Now the girl is crying at home. Some things
can't be settled with money.
Have I convinced you? Can we steal the dog now?
And that's how we steal it, Brother Vedat.
In other words, we will do what Mr. Sermet says, we will not question it
but let's still try to find moral values
Dude, find your values, find them yourself.
Find your values in yourself!
She left, she left, she left, she left
What we do? Are we going to beat a woman?
- Why would we beat a woman ?! - We beat the men.
Why should we beat a woman just because we beat men?
Let's not hit, brother.
This is positive discrimination
Evren, get out of the car, man. Come on, get out of the car.
Or stop. Wait.
I'll go out and get the dog.
I'll run and jump in the car, get the car ready
- and off we go. - Stop!
I will go, take the dog and come running
prepare the car and we'll go.
- Why? - I run faster, brother.
Okay, go.
Go man, go. Come on.
I will close the glass.
Come on.
Hello.
Went out on some pervert, sorry.
I took a pause in case you say it's okay.
Come on, boy.
I noticed the dog. Is it Pomeranian?
- Yes. - They're so beautiful.
Gorgeous
Our daughter wants a dog too, so when I saw you I decided to ask.
It's about the dog.
- You have a daughter? - Yes. Yes!
A girl I have a child, I mean yes, I have a daughter.
In short, my child.
Do you live here
I'm looking for a home in this neighborhood.
I'm looking for a house. We are looking for a house with a garden
Turquoise
The daughter said: "Daddy, let's get the dog, Daddy, let's get the dog." Well I
You know what children are like
They are a bit silly.
You know, a bit like drunk people
you could say.
Evren, what are you talking about, what are you talking to her about?
What are you talking about there, man? Take the dog, you idiot
what are you talking to her about for so long ?!
Very beautiful.
New?
- Meaning? - Is that a young dog?
What's your name?
- Rahmi. - Rahmi?
- Rahmi! - What exactly do you want from me?
Nothing, I mean, I was wondering about the dog, you know
- That's all. - Oh, leave the dog!
Don't lie, are you a pervert?
What pervert, ma'am? What is this prejudice?
What pervert? I didn't like you? I'm not right for your neighborhood or what?
My appearance, clothes or something?
Honestly, yes.
What is this shallow point of view ?!
This is how Mark Zuckerberg dresses.
Ma'am, the guy has one shirt, one.
- You also have your invention? - What invention?
- Something like Facebook? - Not.
So get the fuck off and put on something decent.
Ma'am, what are those words?
Why do you look down on people?
If I go and put on expensive clothes, a suit
I will come and kill people here, nothing will happen.
Is appearance important?
Can you leave my house? Please go away!
Ma'am, I am asking a humane question, what is this anger ?!
Ask, well ask. Ask for what you want.
Do you attach immediately after first getting your dog?
Did you get attached to the dog right after you bought it? This is what I wanted to ask.
How is that?
Did you become attached as soon as you saw the dog
I wonder if you said, "Oh, he's mine"?
- That's all. - Yes, that's what I said.
I wanted to buy a dog and said, "Oh, he's mine" when I saw him.
"I fell in love with him, my dear little dog." That's what I said.
What do you want? Fuck off!
Ma'am, what are the expressions? What's happening?
I asked the usual question.
For example, did you get it from Instagram?
I got it from Facebook.
You're obsessed with Facebook, it's obvious, but let me say
- Facebook is a stolen idea. - How is it stolen?
It was stolen by teenagers from Harvard University.
Didn't you watch the movie?
- Jakiego?
- "The Social Network".
Good movie, watch it. By the way, there is no one who uses Facebook like you
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I don't use it that often anyway.
There are groups that I use, that is, which I join, I am a member of
that's why I couldn't leave them, but I will.
I also have one "magic" group so I can't leave it.
- What kind of group is this? - Card game.
The kids are collecting football cards
and this is a more complex version of it
Besides, you didn't take your dog from the shelter?
What's up to you? What do you care? Do you want to annoy me?
Who are you?
Why are you screaming?
Fuck your master!
- Who? - What?
I only asked one thing, that's all.
Dude, you wanna get beaten?
None of that, sir, I just talked to you.
I have nothing against you
Dude, she is my wife!
Good luck! How nice.
How nice. We just talked to you I mean
We're just talking about the dog, that's all.
He's lying, honey. He's harassing me.
What ma'am?
Get out!
When I go downstairs, I'll break your nose!
I don't understand why are you floating like this?
- Get the fuck out of here! - Are you the owner of this woman ?!
Oh my God! If you are a husband, know your place!
Besides, this lady can talk to whoever she wants
with a pervert or a geek. What's up with that!
Know your place! What's wrong with you!
What are you talking about?
Husband Don't come down! Husband, husband!
Goes!
There is no such need, sir. Relax.
Whar are you doing sir?!
- Just apologize and it's over. - What's happening?!
Apologize, and let's end it like humans. Let's not get tired of each other.
- Let's not get tired. - Are you kidding me?
None of those things, sir. What jokes?
Can i bring my dog?
Thank you very much, let's go baby
- Come! - Husband?
Husband?
Come to me, let's go.
Dude, what have you done?
Brother, I'm sorry, I lost my temper.
No, there is nothing wrong with that.
Are you okay already?
I'm fine, brother, I'm fine. Everything's all right.
It's good. Isn't it true? Doggy, doggy, doggy
Look, I'm still waiting for help.
Technical Support.
Little dog?
I will do something too, I will not stand like this.
- Can you fasten your seat belt? - I am looking.
Put your dog forward like this.
Like this, yeah.
Almost
Put it over here on this page.
- Something like that, brother. - Where's that belt?
Found him here.
- Wait a second, boy. - Why don't you sit in the back?
Hello how can I help?
Well, my card is not working.
Can you repeat?
I have a card limit
but I can't use it.
I can't hear you, call back later.
If not a dog, it's a credit card or a villa.
Evren, please!
- You scared the dog. - Evren, I'm asking you
Episode 2
Something happened to my credit card, it's not working.
I didn't understand what you said.
Please briefly summarize what you want to do.
My credit card doesn't work. I can not do shopping.
I didn't understand what you said
- Credit card! Credit card! - Please summarize briefly what you want to do.
Fuck it! What do you not understand!?
Brother Vedat, maybe I will do it?
Give, brother, give, give.
I do not understand what's going on?
I need technical support for my credit card.
I connect you with customer service.
Please.
Did I say something else?
I said the same.
He doesn't understand when I say it.
Well
Brother Vedat, now you can turn these auditory phrases into words.
You are angry with the algorithm trying to understand you.
Dude, why don't they substitute a normal person ?!
Now we're going to listen to music for 40 hours.
What if you had done it another time, Brother Vedat?
Dude, I've been doing this this morning.
Now do you think of it as I talk about it, Evren?
It's not like that, I've been talking about it since the morning to him!
This is what I'm trying to explain!
You haven't even been able to say your sentence since this morning, brother?
Am I an idiot, Evren?
Do I look like an idiot, Evren?
- Come on, brother Vedat. - If not, shut up, man!
Oh my God!
But not always the correct information is given about the type of man, Brother Vedat.
And sometimes yes. For example
all those perverts, psychopaths, murderers
there are scientists who say they can be recognized by their types.
Of course, when they say this they are met with reluctance.
Evren, I'm really gonna talk to Brother Sermet to get you fired.
- What did I say, brother? - Dude, you tie people to yourself!
What are you talking about!
What are you talking about? Scientists, types of people, murderers, perverts!
Because of you, I can't concentrate on my work!
Okay, brother Vedat, okay, take it easy. Let's move on to our responsibilities.
Let us do our work, Brother Vedat.
When the wife
will go out with the dog
then we'll go over, take the dog, go back to the car
and off we go. I don't want to hear any more!
Why do we steal the dog, Brother Vedat? Why do we steal someone else's dog?
Get out. Get out of the car!
Okay, brother Vedat, I mean just like that
You know, a dog is a friend of a man, but if you say you can do it
I'm not saying, man. I'm not saying anything.
Mr. Sermet did.
Okay, brother Vedat, neither do I.
Calm down, okay.
The dog just bought, they bought it today.
There is no emotional bond between them, it hasn't happened yet.
I think a bond can be made from day one, Brother Vedat.
What do you want, boy? What do you want from me!
If you are going to question and analyze every such work every day, don't do it.
Don't do it, really quit this job, man!
What should we do, Brother Vedat? Should we do whatever we are told not to argue at all?
- We're not questioning anything? - Exactly, exactly, exactly.
No, let's not question anything and never argue.
Let's not argue. We'll do whatever we are told, and that's it. This is our job.
- It's okay, brother. - Such a job.
Well.
Dude, Mr. Sermet's girlfriend
the dog liked it.
The woman wanted him. They called, talked to her and came to an agreement.
Then this wife came in, this woman
and the price went up, you understand?
Now the girl is crying at home. Some things
can't be settled with money.
Have I convinced you? Can we steal the dog now?
And that's how we steal it, Brother Vedat.
In other words, we will do what Mr. Sermet says, we will not question it
but let's still try to find moral values
Dude, find your values, find them yourself.
Find your values in yourself!
She left, she left, she left, she left
What we do? Are we going to beat a woman?
- Why would we beat a woman ?! - We beat the men.
Why should we beat a woman just because we beat men?
Let's not hit, brother.
This is positive discrimination
Evren, get out of the car, man. Come on, get out of the car.
Or stop. Wait.
I'll go out and get the dog.
I'll run and jump in the car, get the car ready
- and off we go. - Stop!
I will go, take the dog and come running
prepare the car and we'll go.
- Why? - I run faster, brother.
Okay, go.
Go man, go. Come on.
I will close the glass.
Come on.
Hello.
Went out on some pervert, sorry.
I took a pause in case you say it's okay.
Come on, boy.
I noticed the dog. Is it Pomeranian?
- Yes. - They're so beautiful.
Gorgeous
Our daughter wants a dog too, so when I saw you I decided to ask.
It's about the dog.
- You have a daughter? - Yes. Yes!
A girl I have a child, I mean yes, I have a daughter.
In short, my child.
Do you live here
I'm looking for a home in this neighborhood.
I'm looking for a house. We are looking for a house with a garden
Turquoise
The daughter said: "Daddy, let's get the dog, Daddy, let's get the dog." Well I
You know what children are like
They are a bit silly.
You know, a bit like drunk people
you could say.
Evren, what are you talking about, what are you talking to her about?
What are you talking about there, man? Take the dog, you idiot
what are you talking to her about for so long ?!
Very beautiful.
New?
- Meaning? - Is that a young dog?
What's your name?
- Rahmi. - Rahmi?
- Rahmi! - What exactly do you want from me?
Nothing, I mean, I was wondering about the dog, you know
- That's all. - Oh, leave the dog!
Don't lie, are you a pervert?
What pervert, ma'am? What is this prejudice?
What pervert? I didn't like you? I'm not right for your neighborhood or what?
My appearance, clothes or something?
Honestly, yes.
What is this shallow point of view ?!
This is how Mark Zuckerberg dresses.
Ma'am, the guy has one shirt, one.
- You also have your invention? - What invention?
- Something like Facebook? - Not.
So get the fuck off and put on something decent.
Ma'am, what are those words?
Why do you look down on people?
If I go and put on expensive clothes, a suit
I will come and kill people here, nothing will happen.
Is appearance important?
Can you leave my house? Please go away!
Ma'am, I am asking a humane question, what is this anger ?!
Ask, well ask. Ask for what you want.
Do you attach immediately after first getting your dog?
Did you get attached to the dog right after you bought it? This is what I wanted to ask.
How is that?
Did you become attached as soon as you saw the dog
I wonder if you said, "Oh, he's mine"?
- That's all. - Yes, that's what I said.
I wanted to buy a dog and said, "Oh, he's mine" when I saw him.
"I fell in love with him, my dear little dog." That's what I said.
What do you want? Fuck off!
Ma'am, what are the expressions? What's happening?
I asked the usual question.
For example, did you get it from Instagram?
I got it from Facebook.
You're obsessed with Facebook, it's obvious, but let me say
- Facebook is a stolen idea. - How is it stolen?
It was stolen by teenagers from Harvard University.
Didn't you watch the movie?
- Jakiego?
- "The Social Network".
Good movie, watch it. By the way, there is no one who uses Facebook like you
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I don't use it that often anyway.
There are groups that I use, that is, which I join, I am a member of
that's why I couldn't leave them, but I will.
I also have one "magic" group so I can't leave it.
- What kind of group is this? - Card game.
The kids are collecting football cards
and this is a more complex version of it
Besides, you didn't take your dog from the shelter?
What's up to you? What do you care? Do you want to annoy me?
Who are you?
Why are you screaming?
Fuck your master!
- Who? - What?
I only asked one thing, that's all.
Dude, you wanna get beaten?
None of that, sir, I just talked to you.
I have nothing against you
Dude, she is my wife!
Good luck! How nice.
How nice. We just talked to you I mean
We're just talking about the dog, that's all.
He's lying, honey. He's harassing me.
What ma'am?
Get out!
When I go downstairs, I'll break your nose!
I don't understand why are you floating like this?
- Get the fuck out of here! - Are you the owner of this woman ?!
Oh my God! If you are a husband, know your place!
Besides, this lady can talk to whoever she wants
with a pervert or a geek. What's up with that!
Know your place! What's wrong with you!
What are you talking about?
Husband Don't come down! Husband, husband!
Goes!
There is no such need, sir. Relax.
Whar are you doing sir?!
- Just apologize and it's over. - What's happening?!
Apologize, and let's end it like humans. Let's not get tired of each other.
- Let's not get tired. - Are you kidding me?
None of those things, sir. What jokes?
Can i bring my dog?
Thank you very much, let's go baby
- Come! - Husband?
Husband?
Come to me, let's go.
Dude, what have you done?
Brother, I'm sorry, I lost my temper.
No, there is nothing wrong with that.
Are you okay already?
I'm fine, brother, I'm fine. Everything's all right.
It's good. Isn't it true? Doggy, doggy, doggy
Look, I'm still waiting for help.
Technical Support.
Little dog?
I will do something too, I will not stand like this.
- Can you fasten your seat belt? - I am looking.
Put your dog forward like this.
Like this, yeah.
Almost
Put it over here on this page.
- Something like that, brother. - Where's that belt?
Found him here.
- Wait a second, boy. - Why don't you sit in the back?
Hello how can I help?
Well, my card is not working.
Can you repeat?
I have a card limit
but I can't use it.
I can't hear you, call back later.
If not a dog, it's a credit card or a villa.
Evren, please!
- You scared the dog. - Evren, I'm asking you