Barracuda Queens (2023) s01e02 Episode Script

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INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS
Did you see that Lars is top of the table?
- You don't think he's cheating?
- Of course he is.
No, not Lars.
Look who's coming.
- Hi!
- Hello!
Hello! Fancy seeing you.
- Hi!
- How nice!
- So you're tennis buffs too?
- Yes.
- Laila. Thank you for last time.
- Thank you.
It was so nice.
Should we leave?
Are you out of your mind?
How do you like it in Djursholm?
- Well, what can I say?
- We had a break-in this weekend.
- Really? How awful.
- Yeah.
What alarm system do you have?
- I'm not sure, but it wasn't on.
- Amina was home at the time.
No.
- What do the police say?
- She's giving them her statement now.
Do they have any leads?
She's been to the police.
They could come any time.
Good thing we're not in.
What do you think?
Do I look make-out friendly?
How can you not take this seriously?
Klara, darling.
I've read that dwelling on the past
is completely pointless.
- You can't change it.
- Great, Oprah. Thank you.
That'll be helpful when I'm in prison.
Calm down. We've talked about this.
- Come out tonight.
- You don't get it. It's chaos.
- How will we get the money?
- Come on. Can't we just have some fun?
Forget about that for a while.
And wake up even more anxious?
Amina has no proof.
It's her word against ours. Calm down.
- The taxi's here.
- Coming.
Come with me.
- It's more fun when you're there.
- I don't want to.
So boring.
BARRACUDA QUEENS
- I'm leaving.
- Already?
Yeah. This DJ is terrible.
He's played "Cotton Eye Joe" three times.
Can you give me a lift?
You're heading to Djursan, right?
Sure. Come along.
See you.
I'm getting up early.
Blood was coming out of Markus.
Stop the press.
Do I have some news for the audience?
- Don't you get the humour?
- What?
You're not laughing.
- Shall we turn it off?
- No. You can watch it.
At my exam,
there was this girl who cheated.
Damn, that's low.
An invigilator caught her,
and she was suspended.
She was heartbroken.
I felt so bad for her.
Why? She only has herself to blame.
She shouldn't be studying law
and cheating.
- Right?
- No.
Watch the show.
I'll get out here.
I can walk home.
Want to come in for a drink?
Yeah. Why not?
Do you want a whiskey?
There's wine in the fridge if you prefer.
I want to have champagne.
Oh, no. Not that one.
It's super expensive.
Here.
This is almost as good.
Do you live alone?
When I'm not in London.
My parents live in Singapore,
so the house is empty a lot.
Oh.
Scary.
Having to be all alone.
- Yes, it's terrifying.
- Yeah.
Maybe you'll have to come over
and comfort me.
Yeah, maybe.
Come on.
Did you know I can pee ten metres?
What?
It's true.
Okay.
- Don't you believe me?
- I do. I mean
- What?
- Ten metres sounds pretty far.
Pretty far? It's record-breaking!
Do you want proof?
Sure. Go for it!
About
here?
Yeah.
- Are you ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
Check this out!
STOCKHOLM UNIVERSITY
I have nightmares about Amina.
Last night, she chased me
with a pair of scissors.
Shouldn't we try talking to her?
It's been days.
I'm more interested in finding out
why Tobbe doesn't call.
Maybe it's the three-day rule.
What rule?
Waiting three days before calling.
Playing it cool.
Does that apply
if you've slept with each other?
And if the other one
has already called twice?
Damn. My class starts now.
- When do you finish?
- Around half past two.
I can't take this any more.
I'm going home.
- Are you coming?
- No, I'm
Of course you're not.
- We'll talk later. Bye.
- Bye.
Hi. What are you doing here?
Weren't you suspended?
Yes, temporarily.
I'm just dropping off
some textbooks and stuff.
Bye.
I'm calling from American Express.
You have an unpaid invoice.
Please contact us as soon as possible.
I'll get it!
Hi.
Hi.
Do you have time to talk?
Yes.
But not here.
Okay.
What did you say?
To the police.
Haven't they brought you guys in yet?
No.
I see.
Don't worry. I didn't say anything.
What did you say when you talked to them?
Well, I told them
I was asleep during the burglary.
And I didn't see anyone.
Oh God. Thanks.
Lollo.
- I don't understand.
- What?
Why did you do it?
It was a whim.
I get them sometimes.
Right.
We have this debt.
A pretty large debt.
So
we were desperate
and needed to find something to sell.
And we knew you were out of town.
I'm sorry. Honestly.
It was a stupid thing to do.
We'll just have to fix it another way.
Okay.
Do you know what sells?
- No.
- Art.
Mia, think about your toss.
But it's so difficult.
Look.
Relax your arm and your upper body.
Bend your knees.
Move your body weight backwards.
Push up and forward
once the ball reaches its peak.
All in one movement.
Boom!
Follow through the stroke.
He's good, Alex.
You fancy him, don't you?
What? No, definitely not.
- I can see the way you look at him.
- Stop it.
And no wonder. He's really handsome.
And nice.
Yeah, but I'm not interested in Alex.
Right. Okay.
Okay.
Good.
- Hey!
- Hi.
- Did you want something?
- No.
I was just passing by.
Thought I'd check in on you.
Well, I'm a bit busy.
Okay.
But the other night, you know,
I was drunk.
And we spent time together. It was fun.
But as for you and me
Nah.
- What did you think?
- I don't know.
I don't know.
First, you're Calle's sister.
Second, you have a reputation
for sleeping around.
Besides, I have a girlfriend in London.
Well, then.
Bye.
He's an idiot.
But I'm so glad
everything is okay with Amina.
Did you share more than a taxi with Tobbe?
I have to go.
Okay. Bye.
What do you want?
I should have warned you.
Tobbe is a real player.
He's probably slept with 200 girls.
That's awful!
- And he has a girlfriend.
- Girlfriend?
Tobbe?
No.
Did he say that?
You know, it's not like I fall in love
with every guy I make out with.
Okay, good. But you have to think
about your reputation.
- Think about my reputation?
- Yes.
What about his reputation?
You're a girl.
It's different.
Two hundred? What a creep!
Please tell me you used a condom.
He's basically a chlamydia factory, Lollo.
- What if he's got AIDS?
- No, Frida. He doesn't have AIDS.
Of course he doesn't.
It's not so dangerous any more.
That Magic guy was cured.
Why are all guys assholes?
Not all of them are. Niklas isn't.
I was just at the Carlssons'.
Gustav always wants me
to vacuum thoroughly under the couch
so he can stare while I'm on all fours.
Ugh. What a pig!
He should be castrated.
He's groped me several times.
You're joking? Why don't you quit?
I need the money.
- Otherwise, I'd never go there.
- Listen.
Queens.
We don't have to deal with the police.
But we still have a debt to pay.
And I think I have
a little idea
that could solve our problems.
And it allows me to get back at Tobias.
He's in Cannes this weekend.
You're not going?
No, of course not.
Are you crazy?
No. His house is empty.
His parents live in Singapore.
So it's completely safe this time around.
I have the alarm code.
What?
I saw when he entered it.
So we just go in,
turn off the alarm, and Well.
How about it?
So we get away with the Amina fiasco,
only to do the same thing again?
Yes.
Or do you have a better idea?
Maybe you've found a rich old man
who wants to gift you 100,000.
No.
- You'll avoid the authorities.
- And it's totally safe this time.
Totally.
No one's home. We can walk in.
Besides, he deserves it.
Such a fucking arsehole.
Hey.
Come on. It'll be fun.
- Yeah, okay!
- Come on.
Yes!
Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
- Right. Are you ready?
- Yes.
- Yes.
- I'm going in.
- Yes.
- Okay.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Only take really valuable stuff, okay?
- Don't touch that.
- Why not? It looks really expensive.
Okay, whatever.
Niklas would die for this.
What about this one?
Yes. Take it.
He definitely didn't want
to share this one.
It's super expensive, apparently.
Oops!
Okay.
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
To the Barracuda Queens.
Is it stopping?
No. It drove past.
Okay.
Maybe we're done here.
Your glasses.
Come on.
- Wait. The bottle.
- What? What are you doing?
I'm just going to leave him
a little message.
I have to get back at Gustav as well!
Hi, Mia.
Alex?
What are you doing here?
I was just about
to leave.
Ugh.
- Look.
- It's so pretty.
We can pay off our debts with this.
Maybe we can even buy back
Margareta's Rolex.
Absolutely.
Do they suit me?
No!
But they would suit you.
Who's awake now?
Mum?
- Hi.
- Where have you been?
I had to work late.
A negotiation took forever.
Okay.
Did you have a good time?
Yeah, really good.
That's nice, darling.
I'm so tired. I have to go to bed now.
- Good night.
- Good night. Sleep well.
Good morning.
When did you get home?
Just as Alex was sneaking out.
You weren't going to tell me?
Well.
Let's not make a big thing of it.
It just happened.
- "Just happened"?
- Yeah.
It was wonderful.
I haven't slept with a sexy guy in ages.
That's too much information!
- He's 20 years younger than you.
- More like ten.
Your dad sleeps with a younger woman.
Can't I sleep with a younger man?
Can you stop saying "sleep with"?
You're my mum, and he's our tennis coach.
It's absurd!
I don't understand why you're so upset.
You said you weren't interested in him.
You're young and pretty.
You could meet anyone.
How many chances do I get?
- You're so embarrassing.
- Come on.
- Are you leaving?
- Yeah. I have to work.
Maybe a handyman will stop by
for a quick shag.
Listen.
Yeah. Maybe.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Is Amina home?
- Yes. Come on in.
Thank you.
I thought that since you work with art,
maybe you could help me sell these.
How did you get these?
They're my grandmother's.
I have that debt, you know.
I know a guy.
André. Gallery owner.
Amina!
- Hello.
- Hi.
What a surprise.
He comes to Bukowskis all the time.
I was at Buckan the other day.
I didn't see you.
I was very disappointed.
He might be interested in selling them.
- Want me to check?
- That would be great.
I'm here because I could use your help
with something.
But I take 10%.
What do you think?
Is it stolen property?
What?
No.
There's no documentation?
Is that a problem?
No. The provenance
obviously affects the price,
but I'm able to sell most things.
Good.
It's connected to the same alarm system.
Good.
Where are you going?
To Amina's.
You have to make dinner tonight.
I'm going to my book club,
and Dad had some meeting.
So how's Dad doing, really?
Fine. Why?
He seems a bit down.
You're exaggerating.
He's working hard. He's tired.
Is he?
He seems to be at home a lot.
There. Now you can sleep soundly again.
That's great.
If you'll come with me,
I'll show you how it works.
Sure.
See you later, darling.
Say hi to Amina from me.
INSTALLATION MANUAL
How did it go?
With the paintings.
Right. God.
One was a forgery.
What?
You have no idea
how many people have fake art.
Yeah.
But
the other one
wasn't.
How much is it?
Two hundred thousand.
- Minus my ten.
- Two
Two hundred thousand?
Are you kidding?
No! Count it yourself.
Amina, I love you!
I love you!
- Thank you!
- You're welcome.
God, that's great!
But Lollo, in all honesty, I have to ask.
What?
They weren't your grandmother's,
were they?
Yeah.
I'm not stupid.
No, clearly not!
I mean
You guys are insane!
- We're insane?
- Yes.
You're insane selling stolen goods!
Stop it!
I'm telling you, this is so nice!
Subtitle translation by:
Sanna Arvidsson Milton