Battle Through the Heavens (2017) s01e02 Episode Script
Episode 2
1
Standing in the clouds looking over a new era
Standing in the clouds looking over a new era
Standing in the clouds looking over a new era
The sea has changed over the generations
The sea has changed over the generations
The sea has changed over the generations
My life is mine, and not the heaven's.
My life is mine, and not the heaven's.
My life is mine, and not the heaven's.
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
The call of the millennium,
The call of the millennium,
The call of the millennium,
from a continent that's filled with the strongest.
from a continent that's filled with the strongest.
from a continent that's filled with the strongest.
A flame and a long-cherished dream in my heart
A flame and a long-cherished dream in my heart
A flame and a long-cherished dream in my heart
Break the odds and reach the heavens.
Break the odds and reach the heavens.
Break the odds and reach the heavens.
Cry out with all your soul
Cry out with all your soul
Cry out with all your soul
That I, from the top of the continent,
That I, from the top of the continent,
That I, from the top of the continent,
I'll fight with all my heart!
I'll fight with all my heart!
I'll fight with all my heart!
I'm not afraid of the tiger's den
I'm not afraid of the tiger's den
I'm not afraid of the tiger's den
or the dangers of the Dragon's hole.
or the dangers of the Dragon's hole.
or the dangers of the Dragon's hole.
Not in a hundred years
Not in a hundred years
Not in a hundred years
Let the sky be turbulent,
Let the sky be turbulent,
Let the sky be turbulent,
Through the chaos of the world, that's where I can save
Through the chaos of the world, that's where I can save
Through the chaos of the world, that's where I can save
the day.
the day.
the day.
Episode 2 - Yao Lao
--What's Xiao Yan thinking?
--He isn't, his head is in the clouds!
--What just happened?
--Can he make it in three years?
--Nah! Even 30 years won't be enough.
Hmph! He's bitten off more than he can chew.
This Three Year Agreement,
will be the death of him!
News of this will spread quick.
Brother Xiao Yan.
Brother Xiao Yan!
Yan'er.
Brother Xiao Yan.
Yo
Look who it is!
Seems like we're in the genius' way.
Our genius was so brazen earlier on, so why is he so quiet now?
--That's right.
--Yea, why is that?
Xiao Yan, don't think we won't criticise you
just because you're the Patriarch's son.
Your actions today has cost the Xiao Family dearly.
Three Qi Gathering Pills
all lost because of your reckless behaviour!
--Yea, it's gone!
--And it's all your fault!
Besides, did you even think of what would happen to the
Xiao Family after your Three Year Agreement?
Do you really think you can get good enough to fight Nalan Yanran?
Surely you realise that you've offended the Yun Lan Sect.
That's just added more complications that the Family does not need!
Hmph! All you care about are the three Qi Gathering pills!
If I had agreed to the break up today,
you stood to have the best chance of getting one
since you're the First Elder's grandson.
So are you implying that you're capable of beating Nalan Yanran?
OK then, let's test your confidence.
Let's see if you can best me today!
Heh heh, come on now!
Hey, is that all you got?
Yo
Brother Xiao Yan, don't do it!
Out of my way!
Why are you here?
Please mind your own business and stop interfering.
Brother Xiao Yan, I
Ain't the Patriarch's son special?
He has someone to look after him.
No wonder he's so arrogant.
--With Xiao Xun'er around, we wouldn't dare do anything.
--Why bother with someone so damn weak?
Shut the hell up!
Brother Xiao Yan!
Hey!
The genius is on the ground.
Xun'er is pissed.
What I mean is be careful when walking next time.
It's easy to trip up with so many people around.
--Yes, yes, that's right.
What's so funny? Let's go.
Brother Xiao Yan, are you OK?
Xun'er, I'm fine.
I want to be alone right now.
Xiao Yan, 3rd Stage Dou Zhi, Low-rank.
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st Level)
Miss Nalan, would you change your mind if I knelt in front of you?
You can kill yourself for all I care, I still want out of the engagement!
Mother.
Yan'er, you stood up bravely for the Xiao Family today,
and bought us another three years.
For this, I'm deeply grateful.
But after three years,
the odds are still stacked against us.
But no matter what, I promise to do all I can for you.
Why?
Why? Why?
Why?!
Mother,
I'm sorry I failed you.
Unless a miracle happens, I'm afraid
I won't be able to visit your grave after the next three years.
Hai.
Little boy you seem worried about something.
Huh?!
What this? You finally get to see a miracle
and yet you're scared stiff.
W-Who are you?
Yao Lao
The person who's going to help you.
How can you help me?
To defeat others in the Dou Qi Continent,
the most important thing is, of course, one's own strength.
For instance, beyond a Dou Zhe is a Dou Shi,
then a Da Dou Shi, and so on.
(Dou Zhe = Fighting Practitioner = 2nd Level; Dou Shi = Fighting Master = 3rd Level; Da Dou Shi = Fighting Grandmaster = 4th Level)
And then there are Qi Methods, and also Fighting Techniques.
(T/N: Qi Methods, aka Gong Fa, refers to a cultivator's Internal Energy skill - you can only possess one at a time.
Fighting Techniques, aka Dou ji, are combat skills learnt by a cultivator - you can have many of these.)
In the Dou Qi Continent, both of these have 12 levels
and are split into four classes. From highest to lowest, they are
Tian, Di, Xuan, Huang.
-And each class is divided into three levels; low, middle and high.
Everyone knows this!
Ahem! Most of the Yun Lan Sect's Qi Methods
are High-Level Xuan-Class.
I can teach you a more advanced method.
Really?!
Yes
Wait, advanced Qi Methods
are hard to come by.
Qi Methods circulating among
the general public are only Huang-Class, at best.
Some of the more powerful families
may have one or two at the Xuan-class.
The most advanced Qi Method in the Xiao Family is the Raging Lion.
And that's a Mid-level, Xuan-class Qi Method
that only the Patriarch is allowed to practice.
Beyond Xuan is the Di class.
Perhaps only the most powerful factions and empires have those.
As for the Tian class,
it hasn't been seen for hundreds of years.
The Yun Lan Sect is already very powerful.
Is he more powerful than the Yun Lan Sect?
But, even if the Qi Method is good,
it's useless without proper medicinal pills.
The Yun Lan Sect would just use their Qi Gathering pill.
They have a Tier-5 alchemist who can just pop them out.
(T/N - An alchemist is also known as a 'pill refiner'. They are ranked from Tier-1 to Tier-10 (highest). The higher the rank, the more powerful a pill
they can create. Pills are also ranked from Tier 1 to 10 depending on their potency and effects. Note: The Qi Gathering Pill is a 2nd Tier Pill.)
Is that something
you can do?
Hmph! I'm a Master Alchemist too you know!
A Tier-5? What's so great about that?
I prefer being called Yao Lao.
An alchemist's ranking means nothing to me.
If you are willing to be my student
then you can make as many Qi Gathering Pills as you want.
Very impressive!
This is the first time I've seen someone brag so much!
Oh, you don't believe me?
Not that I don't, but if what you say is true,
why would someone as powerful as you want to help me?
You're just a fraud.
Because, I want to repay you for
the three years you've supported me.
T-The ring!
Could it be that no matter how much training
I've done in the past three years,
the reason why my Dou Qi has decreased, is because
(Dou Qi = Fighting or Spirit Energy)
Little boy, you really are a smart one.
I had no choice but to feed on
your Dou Qi for the past three years
because my weakened soul needed to recover.
You're the reason I suffered!
Huh? Are you getting angry?
I
Nevermind. I can't beat anyone right now.
Little boy, don't be discouraged.
Within one year, I might be able to help you
get back to your old self.
Old man, I'm going to hold you that.
I won't ask too much, but in one year.
If you help me reach the 7th-stage of Dou Zhi
within one year, then I'll forgive you for sucking up my Dou Qi.
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st Level)
You're also quite calculative, little boy.
Hai
OK, enough small talk.
Why don't you accept me as your teacher first?
Teach me first,
and if you're good, then I'll accept.
You-
You're the one begging to be my teacher,
I'm not the one asking to be your student.
That's fine,
but
you'll have to gather
all the herbs written in this list
before I can teach you.
What?!
Three stalks of Purple Leaved Orchids,
two Bone Washing Flowers,
and a Wood-type Monster Beast Core.
Are you kidding me old man!
Do you think I'm some kind of royal prince?
All these items will total up to at least a thousand gold coins!
I-
I can't let money get in the way!
I can do this!
Hmph!
Damn that Xiao Yan!
Father, we could-
-Mmm?
Oh?!
My son is indeed smart.
What a wise thing to say.
Jia Lie Bi's son
Jia Lie Ao
Co-produced by Tencent Video ReadWrite Group
Battle of the Orz
The 1st session of Q Version's Battle of the Orz show is now on air.
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It has the most senseless love story,
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Stay tuned for more behind the scenes of Battle Through The Heavens!
It's time for another episode of the Battle of the Orz!
I'm your host, Jia Lie Bi.
The topic of our talk today is on Battling for Top Dog.
Do you guys think I'm a Top Dog?
I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
Please welcome our two guests today.
Hi everyone, I'm here, I'm here!
Hey man! Please begin by introducing yourself.
I'm the Dou Qi Continent's resident genius,
Xiao Yan!
小鲜肉小鲜肉
(T/N: 小鲜肉 literally means 'Little Fresh Meat', and is a term used to describe boys between the ages of 12 and 25,
characterised by: young, tender, good-looking, but not sticking to one style - basically, a 'Pretty Boy')
Pretty boy! Pretty boy!
Please welcome our second guest.
Please welcome our second guest
Where is he?!
We're live right now!
Tens of millions of viewers are watching this show!
Three time's a charm Mr Host man.
Let's bring out our second guest.
Here I come!
As expected from the Master himself.
He knows how to make an entrance.
Whatever, it's just more special effects.
Killer! Killer! Killer!
Why are they calling the old man a 'killer'?
That's because I'm known as a 'Lady Killer'.
Today's topic is
"Who's the ultimate Top Dog between
Pretty Boy, and the Lady Killer?
Killer! Killer! Killer!
Why isn't anyone supporting me?
Aren't Pretty Boys popular nowadays?
Because the audience is full of middle-aged women.
They actually prefer mature men.
So is there an online poll to see who's Top Dog?
Of course there is.
And the results are?
He still came up more popular.
What in the world?
Well you were portrayed as a loser in the first episode,
so who would pick you?
You guys are just trolling me!
Not at all. This time we are exercising fairness and openness.
We're going to discuss the sacred question of
who's the Top Dog, without bias.
I swear to you that we would not take sides.
OK
Then let's not compete using Dou Qi, popularity,
alchemy level, or even life achievements!
But those are all my strengths.
Then what should we use to compete?
To really be the Top Dog, you must taste the hardships of the world!
Only through the most miserable life
can one achieve the highest status.
So today, misery prevails!
The most miserable one will be the Top Dog!
Compare misery, is there a way?
Who's worse off than me?
Not good, not good.
Can't compete with him now.
Three years ago I was a 10th-stage Dou Zhi.
I was known as a genius.
I had over 30,000 followers.
The Yun Lan Sect's Head even agreed
to have his disciple marry me.
Those were truly the best time of my life.
And then
Everyone knows what happened next.
Xiao Yan began leaking every day.
Lost his fans.
And his wife ran away.
I was shunned by my own family!
Don't you think I've sufferred enough?
--Yes!
The suffering you have endured certainly
gives you with the chance of being the Top Dog.
Who else has it worse than me?
I don't think anyone else can top your situation.
Very bad
I've had it bad too.
Back then I was a Tier 9 Alchemist
What the hell?!
Doesn't that mean you were quite strong?
--So strong!
That's meaningless now.
Just when I was at the peak of my career,
I was set up by a traitor,
was chased, then killed, and had nowhere to go.
So I hid in a ring to survive.
Aren't you just making this all up, old man!
Bad, bad, bad.
I never thought you'd be so miserable.
--Top Dog! Top Dog! Top Dog!
I've died once before,
try and beat that!
You're a tough one!
The winner is decided.
I declare our Fighting Top Dog to be-
Wait, I'm worse!
Xiao Yan, you have a sadder story?
You want to be killed too?
Uh, no.
Yao Lao , Top Dog!
Do you hear their cries?
I am the king of popularity!
No, you're a thief who stole my popularity!
What does that mean?
He hid in this ring, and
stole three years of my Qi!
I remember now,
In our first episode,
we actually touched on this point.
I don't know what's going on either.
For the past three years, the Qi I cultivate during the day leaks out at night.
It's like this everyday.
It feels like my body is being sucked dry.
It turns out Xiao Yan's Qi wasn't leaking.
It was being stolen by Yao Lao!
I was just borrowing his Qi to nourish myself,
y'now, put on a face mask
like at a Spa!
I lived in misery because of you!
You sucked my Qi from my body,
ruined my reputation, and made me lose popularity!
Now who's the more miserable?
Why is everyone quiet?!
A miserable man must be treated with pity.
Xiao Yan, I'll help you get justice.
Justice, is in all our hearts!
Therefore, I declare that the Fighting Top Dog is..
Yao Lao!
Why is it still him?!
Because you live in the Xiao Family's thousand hectare estate.
But Yao Lao can only hide in a ring a few millimetres wide.
He belongs to the super miserable category.
He is indeed worse off than you.
Even the size of the estate is included.
I've been trolled by this show again!
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
Standing in the clouds looking over a new era
Standing in the clouds looking over a new era
Standing in the clouds looking over a new era
The sea has changed over the generations
The sea has changed over the generations
The sea has changed over the generations
My life is mine, and not the heaven's.
My life is mine, and not the heaven's.
My life is mine, and not the heaven's.
I swear!
I swear!
I swear!
The call of the millennium,
The call of the millennium,
The call of the millennium,
from a continent that's filled with the strongest.
from a continent that's filled with the strongest.
from a continent that's filled with the strongest.
A flame and a long-cherished dream in my heart
A flame and a long-cherished dream in my heart
A flame and a long-cherished dream in my heart
Break the odds and reach the heavens.
Break the odds and reach the heavens.
Break the odds and reach the heavens.
Cry out with all your soul
Cry out with all your soul
Cry out with all your soul
That I, from the top of the continent,
That I, from the top of the continent,
That I, from the top of the continent,
I'll fight with all my heart!
I'll fight with all my heart!
I'll fight with all my heart!
I'm not afraid of the tiger's den
I'm not afraid of the tiger's den
I'm not afraid of the tiger's den
or the dangers of the Dragon's hole.
or the dangers of the Dragon's hole.
or the dangers of the Dragon's hole.
Not in a hundred years
Not in a hundred years
Not in a hundred years
Let the sky be turbulent,
Let the sky be turbulent,
Let the sky be turbulent,
Through the chaos of the world, that's where I can save
Through the chaos of the world, that's where I can save
Through the chaos of the world, that's where I can save
the day.
the day.
the day.
Episode 2 - Yao Lao
--What's Xiao Yan thinking?
--He isn't, his head is in the clouds!
--What just happened?
--Can he make it in three years?
--Nah! Even 30 years won't be enough.
Hmph! He's bitten off more than he can chew.
This Three Year Agreement,
will be the death of him!
News of this will spread quick.
Brother Xiao Yan.
Brother Xiao Yan!
Yan'er.
Brother Xiao Yan.
Yo
Look who it is!
Seems like we're in the genius' way.
Our genius was so brazen earlier on, so why is he so quiet now?
--That's right.
--Yea, why is that?
Xiao Yan, don't think we won't criticise you
just because you're the Patriarch's son.
Your actions today has cost the Xiao Family dearly.
Three Qi Gathering Pills
all lost because of your reckless behaviour!
--Yea, it's gone!
--And it's all your fault!
Besides, did you even think of what would happen to the
Xiao Family after your Three Year Agreement?
Do you really think you can get good enough to fight Nalan Yanran?
Surely you realise that you've offended the Yun Lan Sect.
That's just added more complications that the Family does not need!
Hmph! All you care about are the three Qi Gathering pills!
If I had agreed to the break up today,
you stood to have the best chance of getting one
since you're the First Elder's grandson.
So are you implying that you're capable of beating Nalan Yanran?
OK then, let's test your confidence.
Let's see if you can best me today!
Heh heh, come on now!
Hey, is that all you got?
Yo
Brother Xiao Yan, don't do it!
Out of my way!
Why are you here?
Please mind your own business and stop interfering.
Brother Xiao Yan, I
Ain't the Patriarch's son special?
He has someone to look after him.
No wonder he's so arrogant.
--With Xiao Xun'er around, we wouldn't dare do anything.
--Why bother with someone so damn weak?
Shut the hell up!
Brother Xiao Yan!
Hey!
The genius is on the ground.
Xun'er is pissed.
What I mean is be careful when walking next time.
It's easy to trip up with so many people around.
--Yes, yes, that's right.
What's so funny? Let's go.
Brother Xiao Yan, are you OK?
Xun'er, I'm fine.
I want to be alone right now.
Xiao Yan, 3rd Stage Dou Zhi, Low-rank.
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st Level)
Miss Nalan, would you change your mind if I knelt in front of you?
You can kill yourself for all I care, I still want out of the engagement!
Mother.
Yan'er, you stood up bravely for the Xiao Family today,
and bought us another three years.
For this, I'm deeply grateful.
But after three years,
the odds are still stacked against us.
But no matter what, I promise to do all I can for you.
Why?
Why? Why?
Why?!
Mother,
I'm sorry I failed you.
Unless a miracle happens, I'm afraid
I won't be able to visit your grave after the next three years.
Hai.
Little boy you seem worried about something.
Huh?!
What this? You finally get to see a miracle
and yet you're scared stiff.
W-Who are you?
Yao Lao
The person who's going to help you.
How can you help me?
To defeat others in the Dou Qi Continent,
the most important thing is, of course, one's own strength.
For instance, beyond a Dou Zhe is a Dou Shi,
then a Da Dou Shi, and so on.
(Dou Zhe = Fighting Practitioner = 2nd Level; Dou Shi = Fighting Master = 3rd Level; Da Dou Shi = Fighting Grandmaster = 4th Level)
And then there are Qi Methods, and also Fighting Techniques.
(T/N: Qi Methods, aka Gong Fa, refers to a cultivator's Internal Energy skill - you can only possess one at a time.
Fighting Techniques, aka Dou ji, are combat skills learnt by a cultivator - you can have many of these.)
In the Dou Qi Continent, both of these have 12 levels
and are split into four classes. From highest to lowest, they are
Tian, Di, Xuan, Huang.
-And each class is divided into three levels; low, middle and high.
Everyone knows this!
Ahem! Most of the Yun Lan Sect's Qi Methods
are High-Level Xuan-Class.
I can teach you a more advanced method.
Really?!
Yes
Wait, advanced Qi Methods
are hard to come by.
Qi Methods circulating among
the general public are only Huang-Class, at best.
Some of the more powerful families
may have one or two at the Xuan-class.
The most advanced Qi Method in the Xiao Family is the Raging Lion.
And that's a Mid-level, Xuan-class Qi Method
that only the Patriarch is allowed to practice.
Beyond Xuan is the Di class.
Perhaps only the most powerful factions and empires have those.
As for the Tian class,
it hasn't been seen for hundreds of years.
The Yun Lan Sect is already very powerful.
Is he more powerful than the Yun Lan Sect?
But, even if the Qi Method is good,
it's useless without proper medicinal pills.
The Yun Lan Sect would just use their Qi Gathering pill.
They have a Tier-5 alchemist who can just pop them out.
(T/N - An alchemist is also known as a 'pill refiner'. They are ranked from Tier-1 to Tier-10 (highest). The higher the rank, the more powerful a pill
they can create. Pills are also ranked from Tier 1 to 10 depending on their potency and effects. Note: The Qi Gathering Pill is a 2nd Tier Pill.)
Is that something
you can do?
Hmph! I'm a Master Alchemist too you know!
A Tier-5? What's so great about that?
I prefer being called Yao Lao.
An alchemist's ranking means nothing to me.
If you are willing to be my student
then you can make as many Qi Gathering Pills as you want.
Very impressive!
This is the first time I've seen someone brag so much!
Oh, you don't believe me?
Not that I don't, but if what you say is true,
why would someone as powerful as you want to help me?
You're just a fraud.
Because, I want to repay you for
the three years you've supported me.
T-The ring!
Could it be that no matter how much training
I've done in the past three years,
the reason why my Dou Qi has decreased, is because
(Dou Qi = Fighting or Spirit Energy)
Little boy, you really are a smart one.
I had no choice but to feed on
your Dou Qi for the past three years
because my weakened soul needed to recover.
You're the reason I suffered!
Huh? Are you getting angry?
I
Nevermind. I can't beat anyone right now.
Little boy, don't be discouraged.
Within one year, I might be able to help you
get back to your old self.
Old man, I'm going to hold you that.
I won't ask too much, but in one year.
If you help me reach the 7th-stage of Dou Zhi
within one year, then I'll forgive you for sucking up my Dou Qi.
(Dou Zhi = Fighting Disciple = 1st Level)
You're also quite calculative, little boy.
Hai
OK, enough small talk.
Why don't you accept me as your teacher first?
Teach me first,
and if you're good, then I'll accept.
You-
You're the one begging to be my teacher,
I'm not the one asking to be your student.
That's fine,
but
you'll have to gather
all the herbs written in this list
before I can teach you.
What?!
Three stalks of Purple Leaved Orchids,
two Bone Washing Flowers,
and a Wood-type Monster Beast Core.
Are you kidding me old man!
Do you think I'm some kind of royal prince?
All these items will total up to at least a thousand gold coins!
I-
I can't let money get in the way!
I can do this!
Hmph!
Damn that Xiao Yan!
Father, we could-
-Mmm?
Oh?!
My son is indeed smart.
What a wise thing to say.
Jia Lie Bi's son
Jia Lie Ao
Co-produced by Tencent Video ReadWrite Group
Battle of the Orz
The 1st session of Q Version's Battle of the Orz show is now on air.
This is the most fantastical continent in the world.
It has the most senseless love story,
the most intriguing celebrity stories,
the most confusing feuds.
Stay tuned for more behind the scenes of Battle Through The Heavens!
It's time for another episode of the Battle of the Orz!
I'm your host, Jia Lie Bi.
The topic of our talk today is on Battling for Top Dog.
Do you guys think I'm a Top Dog?
I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
Please welcome our two guests today.
Hi everyone, I'm here, I'm here!
Hey man! Please begin by introducing yourself.
I'm the Dou Qi Continent's resident genius,
Xiao Yan!
小鲜肉小鲜肉
(T/N: 小鲜肉 literally means 'Little Fresh Meat', and is a term used to describe boys between the ages of 12 and 25,
characterised by: young, tender, good-looking, but not sticking to one style - basically, a 'Pretty Boy')
Pretty boy! Pretty boy!
Please welcome our second guest.
Please welcome our second guest
Where is he?!
We're live right now!
Tens of millions of viewers are watching this show!
Three time's a charm Mr Host man.
Let's bring out our second guest.
Here I come!
As expected from the Master himself.
He knows how to make an entrance.
Whatever, it's just more special effects.
Killer! Killer! Killer!
Why are they calling the old man a 'killer'?
That's because I'm known as a 'Lady Killer'.
Today's topic is
"Who's the ultimate Top Dog between
Pretty Boy, and the Lady Killer?
Killer! Killer! Killer!
Why isn't anyone supporting me?
Aren't Pretty Boys popular nowadays?
Because the audience is full of middle-aged women.
They actually prefer mature men.
So is there an online poll to see who's Top Dog?
Of course there is.
And the results are?
He still came up more popular.
What in the world?
Well you were portrayed as a loser in the first episode,
so who would pick you?
You guys are just trolling me!
Not at all. This time we are exercising fairness and openness.
We're going to discuss the sacred question of
who's the Top Dog, without bias.
I swear to you that we would not take sides.
OK
Then let's not compete using Dou Qi, popularity,
alchemy level, or even life achievements!
But those are all my strengths.
Then what should we use to compete?
To really be the Top Dog, you must taste the hardships of the world!
Only through the most miserable life
can one achieve the highest status.
So today, misery prevails!
The most miserable one will be the Top Dog!
Compare misery, is there a way?
Who's worse off than me?
Not good, not good.
Can't compete with him now.
Three years ago I was a 10th-stage Dou Zhi.
I was known as a genius.
I had over 30,000 followers.
The Yun Lan Sect's Head even agreed
to have his disciple marry me.
Those were truly the best time of my life.
And then
Everyone knows what happened next.
Xiao Yan began leaking every day.
Lost his fans.
And his wife ran away.
I was shunned by my own family!
Don't you think I've sufferred enough?
--Yes!
The suffering you have endured certainly
gives you with the chance of being the Top Dog.
Who else has it worse than me?
I don't think anyone else can top your situation.
Very bad
I've had it bad too.
Back then I was a Tier 9 Alchemist
What the hell?!
Doesn't that mean you were quite strong?
--So strong!
That's meaningless now.
Just when I was at the peak of my career,
I was set up by a traitor,
was chased, then killed, and had nowhere to go.
So I hid in a ring to survive.
Aren't you just making this all up, old man!
Bad, bad, bad.
I never thought you'd be so miserable.
--Top Dog! Top Dog! Top Dog!
I've died once before,
try and beat that!
You're a tough one!
The winner is decided.
I declare our Fighting Top Dog to be-
Wait, I'm worse!
Xiao Yan, you have a sadder story?
You want to be killed too?
Uh, no.
Yao Lao , Top Dog!
Do you hear their cries?
I am the king of popularity!
No, you're a thief who stole my popularity!
What does that mean?
He hid in this ring, and
stole three years of my Qi!
I remember now,
In our first episode,
we actually touched on this point.
I don't know what's going on either.
For the past three years, the Qi I cultivate during the day leaks out at night.
It's like this everyday.
It feels like my body is being sucked dry.
It turns out Xiao Yan's Qi wasn't leaking.
It was being stolen by Yao Lao!
I was just borrowing his Qi to nourish myself,
y'now, put on a face mask
like at a Spa!
I lived in misery because of you!
You sucked my Qi from my body,
ruined my reputation, and made me lose popularity!
Now who's the more miserable?
Why is everyone quiet?!
A miserable man must be treated with pity.
Xiao Yan, I'll help you get justice.
Justice, is in all our hearts!
Therefore, I declare that the Fighting Top Dog is..
Yao Lao!
Why is it still him?!
Because you live in the Xiao Family's thousand hectare estate.
But Yao Lao can only hide in a ring a few millimetres wide.
He belongs to the super miserable category.
He is indeed worse off than you.
Even the size of the estate is included.
I've been trolled by this show again!
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
I wander in cold dreams
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
looking for the face I first saw yesterday.
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
My thoughts are like the moonlight,
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
its warmth flows through my heart.
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
My love from the past,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
whom I can't hold hands with,
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
that young man is fading away.
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
So I look to tomorrow,
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
and hope you appear to me.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
The vows I made to you, are engraved in my heart, and will never change.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
I'll go with you through the dangers of the world.
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
In the eyes I see through the water, I see a familiar face
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
I wish I could turn back time,
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.
so I may touch the sight of you.