Batwheels (2022) s01e02 Episode Script

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Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled
fighters of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Bibi reading]
[MOE] I am the knight.
I am justice.
I am
[Batcomputer] Attention,
Batwheels.
Kidding! [laughs]
I'm kidding! Ooh!
It's not what it looks like.
Very funny, MOE.
[Batcomputer] Batwheels,
we have an emergency.
The Penguin's Ducky Boat
has been spotted
at Gotham Docks.
A shipment of
extremely powerful fuel cells
just arrived there.
If the Legion of Zoom
gets super fuel cells,
that could make them
[gasps] Even faster than me!
Okay, Batwheels.
-[engine revving]
-Let's burn rubber!
Rubber? My tires are
made of an advanced
carbon-silica compound.
It's just an expression.
[Buff revs engine]
Wait. Why would we wanna
burn our tires?
Wouldn't they melt?
They're Just forget it.
Let's go, Batwheels.
[exhilarating music playing]
[engines accelerating]
[music intensifies]
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
I can make some noise if
it will make you feel better.
-[Buff's horn blaring]
-[Bibi shushes]
-Hold up. Did you see that?
-[electronic warbling]
[gasps]
[engine revving]
Bibi, wait!
It could be a trap!
I'm coming for you, Ducky!
On the contrary, I believe
you're stopping for me!
-[gasps]
-[quacks]
[Bibi] Who turned off
the lights? [groans softly]
You quack me up!
[laughs wickedly]
Stop that, Ducky!
[engines accelerating]
How about
a little oil slick, Ducky?
[squeals]
[Batmobile] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Redbird screaming]
-Oh, no.
-[gasps]
[Redbird screaming]
Electro-net launch!
Whoa! Not me!
Well, well, well!
The mighty Batwheels
done in by a Ducky.
But not just any Ducky.
The fastest Ducky ever seen!
[quacks]
You can't catch me!
[quacks]
[Batmobile grunts]
[Bibi groans] Ooh! Sorry!
Whoa! I haven't seen
a dent this nasty
since Harvey Two-Face.
What were you up against?
Does The Penguin have
some sort of tank now?
It was, um
a really fierce
Ducky!
[laughs] I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry,
it's just too funny
[continues laughing]
MOE, don't be so hard on them.
The Penguin's Ducky Boat
is a dangerous enemy.
MOE's right. We were
a total mess out there.
We had no plan, and everyone
just did their own thing.
Yeah.
I have come to the conclusion
that the Batwheels lack
one key element for success.
-Really big tires?
-Body armor?
A leader.
[chuckles] I see
where this is going.
After all, I am the best.
But, does being a leader
mean I actually have to
listen to everyone?
Thank you for
the offer, Batwing.
But I believe the right leader
for this team is
-[Batcomputer] Bam!
-[gasps]
I I don't know what to say.
You were
Batman's first vehicle.
He's always relied upon you.
Say yes!
Okay. I guess I can
give it a try!
-You can do it, Bam!
-Yeah!
You see? You already have
the most important thing
a leader needs.
They believe in you!
But I don't know the first
thing about being a leader.
[engines revving]
[Batcomputer] All right,
Batwheels.
The objective of this drill
is to work together
and to take out
this simulation vehicle.
That doesn't look so tough.
[popping]
I take it back!
Try to work as a team,
and look to your leader
for direction.
What's the plan, Bam?
Uh I, uh
I don't know.
Um, hold on a second.
This being a leader stuff
is hard, BC.
How does Batman do it?
Batman leads by taking charge
and making strong decisions.
Yeah. I should take charge.
Like Batman.
[deepens voice] Okay, team.
Listen up.
Are you feeling okay, Bam?
I'm just taking charge!
[chuckles nervously
and clears throat]
[deepens voice] So do
exactly what I say.
Wing and Buff,
you circle behind that Sim-V.
Bibi and Red,
you charge straight at it.
But at full speed,
we might not be
able to brake in time.
Uh-uh! Remember what BC said.
[clears throat]
We're doing this my way.
Okay, Bibi. Charge right at it.
But, I
-Just do it!
-[engine revs]
[Bibi screams]
Your turn, Red! Full throttle!
-But
-Listen to your leader. Go!
[engine accelerates]
Hey!
[Batmobile groans]
Wing, swoop down on it.
-I really don't think
-I said swoop!
[Batwing squeals]
-Whoa!
-[Batwing thuds]
[Bibi squeals]
[Redbird screams]
[Buff] Whoa!
Everyone, just charge
all at once!
[engines accelerating]
Yes!
[Batwheels thud]
[all groan]
[groans in exasperation]
-[whooshing and thudding]
-Ending simulation.
You're not listening
to your leader!
You're the one
who's not listening.
To anything any of us say!
Well, that's it for me!
I'm done taking orders
from you, Bam!
-Me too.
-[zooms]
-[Buff sighs]
-Sorry.
[sighs] Some leader
I turned out to be.
It's not like you to give up
so easily, Bam.
I took charge like Batman.
And it didn't work!
I didn't choose Batman
to lead this team.
I chose you, Bam.
You have qualities
all your own.
I do?
You're brave, loyal
and a good listener.
At least, you used to be.
[Batmobile] That's true.
Use your own best qualities
to lead the team
and you'll do better.
I'm certain
One moment.
I'm getting another alert.
The Ducky Boat is headed
for Gotham Docks again.
He must want to equip
the whole Legion of Zoom
with those super fuel cells!
Undoubtedly.
And we can't let that happen!
Batwheels!
We have an emergency.
Uh, what do you mean "We"?
We're not listening to you
anymore, remember?
Yeah!
I know. And it's my fault
for being so bossy
and not listening.
I promise if you give me
another chance, I'll do better.
You know, it took some
real spark plugs for Bam
to admit he was wrong.
I think we should give him
another chance.
I still think I would have
been a better choice,
but okay.
Let's do this!
-Yes.
-[Buff] Group hug!
[all gasping]
[all screaming]
Oops!
[engines accelerating]
[man snores and exhales]
This time, we'll make a plan
to beat that Ducky.
First, we need someone
to scout ahead.
I'm good at spotting things
from high above.
I was thinking maybe
Red could
No? You're right, Wing.
You go scout ahead.
[Ducky quacks]
[Batwing] Ducky Boat
spotted at the South Pier.
[Batmobile] Roger that.
Okay.
We'll lure that wicked
water fowl into a trap.
And that would be
the perfect place to trap him.
Aw, good thinking, Red!
If we can find something
big enough
to block him in there
Oh, I know! An elephant!
Or, if we can't find
one of those, I could do it.
Let's go with plan B.
You'll also need someone
really fast
to draw that Ducky out.
I was just thinking
the same thing.
[Bibi chuckles]
[Bibi] Whoo-hoo!
[engine revving] Yeah!
[Ducky quacks]
Hey, Ducky.
-[Ducky whimpers]
-I hear you're pretty fast now.
-But you can't catch me!
-[engine revving]
Ha! You're just trying
to get me to follow you.
Do you really think
I'd fall for that?
-[engine accelerating]
-Yeah. I kinda do.
Why, you You can't
talk to this Ducky like that!
All right, Buff.
You're up.
[Buff grunts]
What?
-[thuds]
-[Ducky quacks]
Oh, I do amuse myself so.
[Ducky laughing wickedly]
The Batwheels are soon to be
nothing but Flatwheels!
[cackles]
Ready, Wing? He's all yours.
Roger that!
Now!
Yeah!
[squeals]
Very clever, Batwheels!
But you left one exit open!
[cackles]
What?
[gasps] Trapped!
Like a duck in a donut shop!
[quacks]
What? It could happen!
Ready, Wing? You're up!
Roger that, team leader.
Call Gotham PD and tell them
we caught ourselves
a really stinky fish.
I'm a duck,
you four-by-four fool!
Holy hubcaps, we did it!
[laughs] I don't know how
we pulled that off.
-It's simple, really.
-We followed your lead!
[Buff]
How about another group hug?
[all screaming] No!
[Batwheels laughing]
-[engine revving]
-[Mr. Freeze cackling]
-[freeze gun firing]
-[ice crackling]
[tires screeching]
Activating snow tires.
[digital beeping]
[engine accelerating]
What's your favorite flavor
of shaved ice? [cackles]
I'll give you 31 flavors,
right in your mug. [cackles]
[freeze gun fires]
I would pay good money
for him to be quiet.
Skis! Booster!
[mechanical whirring]
[engine accelerating]
[tires screech]
What's it going to take
to put you on ice?
[dog barks]
-Oh, no!
-[Mr. Freeze grunts]
[tires screech, gasps]
-Whhhoooaaa!
-[clangs]
What just happened?
[vehicle approaching]
[Mr. Freeze] Ahh!
[gun fires]
[ice crackling]
[Mr. Freeze]
I'll be freezing you!
[skates sliding]
I'm sending the truck
back to the cave.
I'll call if I need it again.
[Batcomputer]
Right away, Batman.
-Batskates!
-[cape whooshing]
[glinting]
[Batman grunts]
[skating]
[giggling] Aha! Hey, hey,
no, not there. Ah!
-Shoo! Okay, shoo!
-[dog barking]
You crashed yourself
to save that dog, didn't you?
[heaves, creaks]
Do you need help getting up?
-I got a winch.
-[whirring]
[cautiously] I, uh
I think I broke an axle.
-[Buff grunts]
-[thuds]
I know somebody
who can help you with that.
Come with me!
[Snowy creaking,
ice-cream truck music playing]
[Buff] By the way,
my name's buff.
My name is
Snowstorm Destruction Mark III.
Wow. That's a mouthful.
Is it okay
if I just call you Snowy?
Yeah.
Yes. Uh, "Snowy," I like it.
Thanks for your help.
When you're big like me,
everyone assumes you can just
take care of yourself.
Don't I know it!
They don't realize
it's extra hard
for big guys like us
to get back up
once we're knocked over.
And they never make doorways
big enough for us
to fit through.
It's ridiculous.
Tell me about it!
And don't get me started
on parking spaces.
They make 'em all so small,
and I can barely fit in 'em!
Right?
I can't stand small spaces!
[both laughing]
Hey! Do you like
cats or dogs better?
I love all animals.
Me too!
You sure this'll be okay?
We're kind of
on different teams.
Yeah, of course.
[engine accelerating, thuds]
Better let me
talk with them first, though.
[indistinct chatter]
[engine accelerating]
-That was cool!
-Yeah!
Hey, Buff! Come do
a couple of laps with us.
Um [clears throat]
There's someone
who needs our help.
Is it Batman?
No, not Batman.
-[Bibi] Help!
-[Redbird] Who needs help?
It's another stray animal,
isn't it?
Look, you know
I love animals too,
but this is the Batcave,
not an animal shelter.
No. It It's not an animal.
It's a It's a friend.
Okay, he got damaged
when he saved a dog,
and I thought maybe
MOE could take a look.
I'll go get him.
[MOE] Did someone say damage?
That's music to
my audio receptors.
I mean, not that it's good
that somebody got damaged,
but just that
I like repairing damage.
I mean
I'll just be quiet now.
[Batmobile chuckles]
Buff's gonna bring him in.
I'll bet you a tire rotation,
this is going to be a disaster.
Everybody Please just
Be nice.
Just show us.
Okay, okay.
Meet Snowy.
-[dramatic music plays]
-[all gasp]
What? He's a bad guy!
[engine revs] No way, he isn't!
I mean, well, he is,
but he isn't, okay!
It's not like that!
Buff, that's Mr. Freeze's
snow crawler!
Yeah, but
Then it's exactly like that.
You brought a bad guy
into the Batcave.
He's not what you think.
Snowy saved a dog,
and he's a lot like me.
It's okay, Buff.
I'll just go. [ice-cream truck
music plays sadly]
No, it's not okay.
He's my friend, and he's hurt,
and he could be
your friend too,
if you could just take the time
to get to know him.
Get to know him!
-He's a
-Wait! Is what Buff said true?
Did you really save a dog?
Uh-huh!
MOE, come take a look
at Buff's friend.
Are you sure?
Are we sure?
Yes.
Okay, then.
-[electronic whirring]
-One axle repaired.
-[honking, beeping]
-Aw, thanks a lot.
Good. Now he can go. Buh-bye.
Wait. Do you have to go?
Couldn't he just stay
for a little while longer?
And do what, Buff?
Make snow cones?
I can do that if you want.
Would you like to hang out
in the Batcave for a while?
Would I? [springs]
["A Friend of Mine" playing]
Any friend of yours
Is a friend of mine ♪
Whether we're passing cars
Or just passing the time ♪
So long as they are friends
With you ♪
They're a friend of mine ♪
We could watch a show
Or take a Sunday drive ♪
When you're with a friend
The fun multiplies ♪
Oh how the time flies
With a friend by your side ♪
And should the weather
Ever get stormy ♪
You can bet you'll stay
Warm and dry ♪
'Cause a friend
Is an umbrella ♪
For any girl or fella ♪
A friend is like
An extra slice of pie ♪
Hello friend ♪
You made it snow
in the Batcave!
I changed my mind! He can stay.
-[Batwing whooshes]
-[dings]
[Redbird revving]
This is awesome!
Snowy, you're the best.
[engine accelerating]
You were so right
about him, Buff! [zooms]
[both laughing, bumping]
[heroic instrumental
music playing]
[gun fires]
Where's my snow crawler?
[digital beeping]
Oh, no.
Hey, are you okay, Snowy?
Yeah, but I have to go.
What do you mean,
you have to go?
I thought we were having fun.
It's Mr. Freeze.
He's calling me.
When he calls
I have to do what he says.
I don't have any choice.
I'm really sorry, Buff.
[alarm buzzing]
Snowy?
[melancholy music playing]
Hey, Buff! Where's your friend?
He said Mr. Freeze
was calling him,
and then his eyes went red
and he just took off.
I think
something bad is happening.
I knew we shouldn't
have trusted him.
Batman is still
after Mr. Freeze.
If he has Snowy's freeze ray
to help him
Batman will have no chance!
Not if we have anything
to say about it.
-Let's hit it.
-[engine revving]
[boots thudding]
-[Batman grunting]
-[freeze gun firing]
[Mr. Freeze giggles]
Chill out, Batman!
Those puns aren't funny.
You know that, right?
I think they're Ice-terical!
-[freeze gun firing]
-[Batman grunts]
[clanking]
Ah, about time.
[engine revving, tires screech]
[Mr. Freeze grunts]
There's "snow" way out, Batman!
[freeze ray powers up, fires]
[gasps, grunts] I'm gonna
need some backup.
[Batcomputer] I anticipated
your request, Batman.
[engines roaring]
Auto Control has been
activated on all vehicles.
That's my computer.
[Batwing whooshes]
[Mr. Freeze cackles]
Ice to meet you!
[freeze ray fires]
-[ice crackling]
-[Batman gasps]
-[Mr. Freeze] Ah! Finally!
-[beeps]
Time to put you on ice.
-[freeze ray fires]
-[Batman heaves]
[engines accelerating]
[Bibi revving]
[Batman grunts]
[engine roaring, tires screech]
[engine revving]
[door sliding]
[thuds]
Now, I've got him.
[engine accelerating]
[shouts] Why won't you freeze?
-[ice crackling]
-[engine dies out]
Oh, no!
[sliding]
Huzzah! [in sing-song voice]
He's a Bat-cicle!
Oops! One last
soon-to-be ice cube
[freeze ray firing]
Snowy?
[sparking, beeping] Oh, no!
Snowy is my friend
I know he won't hurt me.
-[heroic music playing]
-[engine accelerating]
[freeze ray firing]
I can't I just can't.
[wailing]
What! The snow crawler
is resisting me!
[beeping, straining]
Gotta fight it.
[freeze ray firing]
[engine accelerating]
[straining] I can't do it.
He's my friend.
-Ha ha! What!
-[alarm beeps]
[straining] Ahh!
[clicking button] Fire!
[powering down]
[heroic music plays]
-[friendly music plays]
-[giggles]
[gasps] Mommy!
[freeze ray firing]
Stop that!
Stop! Freeze, I say! Freeze!
Not me, them! Freeze them!
[Batcomputer] Bat-Defroster
fully charged, Batman.
Let's get out of here.
-[powering up]
-[ice breaks]
[engines accelerating]
[Batwing sighs] Okay.
I'll admit it, Buff.
You were right about Snowy.
Yeah, he really came through
for us in the end.
[Redbird] I guess
he's a good guy after all.
He's more than that.
He's my friend.
[all sighing]
[freeze ray firing]
[Mr. Freeze in distance]
Ah! Stop! Bad snow crawler!
Stop it, stop it I say!
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They get bat, bat, bat ♪
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪