Billionaire Island (2024) s01e02 Episode Script
Episode 2
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[waves lapping gently]
[boat engine groaning]
[birds squawking]
["Eg hadde ein gong ein båt"
by Ivar and Kari Medaas playing]
[upbeat plucky theme music continues]
BILLIONAIRE ISLAND
[theme music fades]
NILS ARNE EGGEN: THE GOOD FOO
[indistinct PA announcement]
[mysterious music playing]
Excuse me?
Are you reading Nils Arne Eggen?
What's that?
I really don't have time for this, okay?
Oh. Sorry, um,
but is that Nils Arne Eggen?
Sure is.
This is an Arabic translation
of his remarkable work, "The Good Foot".
- Really?
- Yeah.
Uh.
You know, I'm a very,
very huge fan of RBK.
Oh.
But I had no idea that Nils Arne's
writing had travelled that far. No idea.
Well, this is not an official edition.
My business partner was born in Trøndelag,
and he used Mr Eggen's principles
as foundation
for our company's corporate culture.
So, we had it translated
- Oh, I see.
- There was only a Mercedes.
[reader] Just a Mercedes, nothing else?
Uh who is your business associate?
Maybe I know him.
Well, he's no longer with us, I'm afraid.
His name was, uh, Ole Richard Lykke.
[reporter] In a press release Marlax
confirms that their company was behind
the grand acquisition
of Meyer Fjordbruk last week.
A spokesperson
for Meyer Fjordbruk claims that
Hi, Camila. I'm out of snus.
Do you have one?
[Camila] Yeah.
- Is your daughter better?
- Yeah.
- Good.
- [Camila] Thank you, Mrs Lange.
[Julie] Morning, Tiril.
Do I have a meeting now?
Margido and that golfer's here.
They've got their pitch for you.
[sighs] Fuck's sake.
Thought you'd pushed it back.
No, they have flown in.
We can't reschedule again.
- They're waiting right there!
- [Julie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Calm down.
- It should work by now.
- [golfer] But it isn't.
- Yeah, I can see that, but Stop that.
- It's too long. Later, I'll sort it.
- Okay. Sorry to keep you waiting.
- [Margido] Ah, she's here now.
Hello.
[Margido] Hi, Julie.
- Sorry, I'm late.
- Don't worry, you're worth waiting for.
Hi. Oscar.
Hi, Oscar.
Well, things are all
rather hectic right now.
So, we're gonna have to
whip through all this, I'm afraid.
[roaring laughter]
- Okay.
- Yeah. We'll use this screen.
- [Oscar] I'll connect to the screen. Yeah.
- [Margido] It doesn't work.
Uh, now, what has Margido told you
about this unique opportunity, "sea golf"?
Well, quite a lot.
[Margido chuckles]
I wish our chairman would focus
as much on fish as he does on golf.
I'm not joking.
- [laughs]
- Told you. She's bright.
- Oh yeah.
- [Julie] So, let's get to it.
Uh, so our general idea is to put, uh,
Marlax sustainable technology
to use in our maritime-based
little golf centre.
Green golf.
[Oscar] Yes. We envision that
our customers will be
among the most affluent people
in the world.
Think Jeff Bezos, the US Naval force,
hedge fund managers
We've moved agriculture
out to sea with fish farming,
and now we see golf out there too.
What do you get the guy
who got a Pacific Island for his birthday?
- Yeah. I get it.
- Ding! A floating golf centre.
- [Margido] Mm.
- All billionaires love the ocean.
- And they all play golf.
- I don't.
- Ah
- You will.
Right.
- [door clicks open]
- [Oscar] Yeah.
[Rishi] Sorry to interrupt,
but we have an emergency.
Okay. Uh, sorry. I have to go.
[tense music playing]
[reporter] The Directorate of Fisheries
reported today
a salmon escape off the Brima coast.
Marlax, discovered that one of
their research pens had been damaged.
- The cause of the escape is still unclear
- [Amy] Mm
but early reports suggest
an underwater drone
That's fine. Mm.
How much will it cost?
- At least fifty thousand.
- Awful timing with the acquisition.
Any signs of sabotage?
Well, uh
There were some divers down there.
And they were taking a look at the hole.
Mm. But it was probably
a propeller. That's most likely.
[Julie] You meeting Kjerschow
dressed like that?
[Rishi] Uh I was in spin-class
when the alarm went off, so
[Julie] Spin-class?
[reporter] The incident is concerning
as there could be as many as
a hundred and eighty thousand
escaped fish.
The Directorate of Fisheries has ordered
the company concerned, Marlax,
to recap
i-Fish have assured me
that their drones were not responsible.
- You vouched for them in the first place.
- [Amy] Yeah.
I wouldn't have said yes
to a salmon louse project
if there was even a chance
that they could break free.
I know you wouldn't
and that's what I'm saying.
[Julie sighs]
- [Amy] Mama.
- Yeah?
Theo from i-Fish is on his way here.
I'll go over the data with him for safety.
- [door knocking]
- [Julie] Yes?
NRK would like a comment now.
One of you should make a statement.
Amy. Rishi and I have a meeting.
I have a private matter to attend to.
- Mm
- But I'll see to it. Leave it to me.
- [Julie] Rishi, could you change?
- Yeah.
[sighs]
NORWEGIAN CIVIL DEFENCE
What's going on here?
I'm just helping with the salmon escape.
Uh, not at Meyer's, though?
No, down at Marlax.
Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah. Bad situation.
[Gjert laughs]
- [Tiril] All right?
- [Amy] Yeah, I guess so.
- You got the main points there?
- Yeah.
[phone rings]
[reporter]
Are you ready? We're live in one minute.
I need to take this.
Okay, but, uh we're going on air!
- I'm sorry.
- [reporter] We gotta start now.
I had to cancel
the appointment at the last minute.
That's okay. It's not your fault.
We can reschedule
your examination, don't worry.
[Tiril] Um, Amy?
- Got an interview, so I gotta go. Bye.
- Bye.
- Hi, Martin.
- Oh, hi.
- There you go.
- Oh Thanks.
We're live
at Marlax headquarters here in Brima,
and joining us for comment
is vice president Amy Lange.
Amy Lange, how many fish
do you estimate escaped today?
Here at Marlax, we have strict security
and a good track record
in this type of situation.
We'll of course do everything
we can to limit the damage.
From our profits, we invest
a large amount in technology and research
so that we can
ultimately put an end to all
The salmon princess
is causing a commotion.
Don't you think?
- A hundred and eighty thousand.
- Mm.
- What have we done, dear God?
- [Trine] Eigil!
- This is a lot worse than we intended.
- Shush!
- There's no one here
- I don't want my mum to hear.
- But she doesn't understand
- Look.
She understands more than you think.
Eigil? Hey.
Hey.
Look.
It's too late to have doubts now. Right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
We only did what we had to.
- Okay. All right. Yeah.
- [phone ringing]
The memorial cake
[Gjert humming upbeat tune]
Hello!
Based on my analyses,
Marlax is set to gain a slim majority.
Yep.
But we are working tirelessly
to get Kjerschow and his men back on side.
But could you try
to be a little more specific?
Well, it's um
it's a very complex process.
You do know that all of us here
will could get fired if they succeed?
- Yeah.
- [door opens]
Party's already started, is it?
Uh, well
The situation about the acquisition
has made us all a little uneasy.
Yes, but the tide is about to turn.
An old fisherman
can feel that in his bones.
[woman] How do you know?
You not seen the news?
[woman] Oh yes.
Yes, we're all up to speed on the escape.
Yeah?
Do you think it's important, Gjert,
in the ongoing battle for this company?
Of course.
Such an event does not go unnoticed.
Marlax is dealing with
an environmental catastrophe,
and Sigurd Kjerschow,
that snob, hates bad PR.
[gentle chuckles]
He and the other shareholders
are going to the memorial for Ole Richard.
So, I think I'll just go down
to the hotel to talk to him.
If we can get them back
in the fold, it's game on.
And that is exactly
what I was saying to you.
[chuckles]
[man in distance] It shouldn't be
too much longer, I would have thought
[indistinct chatter]
How's the meat curing?
Meat curing?
Well, you mentioned it
at the Aqua Nor event.
Well I I wasn't at Aqua Nor.
Sure about that?
Uh well, of course I'm sure. [chuckles]
- Oh.
- Yeah.
You watch the PGA Tour?
Kjerschow!
- [Sigurd] Hi.
- Hi, Sigurd.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I trust our eminent chairman
entertained you.
- Certainly did.
- Yes. Absolutely.
I did say that we could postpone because
I gather that there's been
an escape incident?
Yes, indeed, and it's horrible,
but we have it under control now.
- So
- Yeah.
Fuck.
[mysterious music playing]
Ah. It looks like that's our guy.
WHO ARE WE?
- It's him.
- Yes.
[inhales deeply]
Yallah.
Sadly, we can't have our
extraordinary general assembly
until Ole Richard Lykke's estate
has been completely settled.
All right.
And so how long do you think that'll take?
[Rishi] Till the end of the month.
- [Sigurd] I see.
- Mm.
Well, my associates and I wouldn't really
want to be dragged into any open combat.
I completely understand. Shall we review
- [Sigurd] Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- The new board's composition?
- [Rishi] Let's do that.
- [clears throat]
[clears throat]
Hmm.
But this looks exactly like a carbon copy
of what already exists at Marlax.
But your name's on this list. Yeah?
It is. But, uh
my group and I wouldn't have
the influence that we expect, would we?
[Julie] You wouldn't get
more than one seat.
No.
[Margido slurps coffee]
No.
How about we ask you to be our chairman?
[Margido chokes]
Chairman of the world's
largest producer of Atlantic salmon.
It's a significant position.
Very well. It sounds like a solution
that we can all live with.
See you!
Hi, Åse.
- [Äse] Your usual?
- [Gjert] Yup
Thank you.
[sighs]
[clears throat]
Ah. Mr Gjert Meyer?
Is it really you?
Hm?
Khalid al Mansouri, CEO of Desert Salmon.
It's great to meet you.
Oh. Right.
Bader Wahlid. Nice to meet you.
- Oh.
- Nice to meet you.
We were associates with Ole Richard
back in in Dubai. May I?
We are headed for his funeral,
just like you, I assume?
Oh. I didn't know Ole Richard
was involved in business over there.
- We lost contact over the years.
- Well, he spoke very highly of you.
- Hm.
- You know what?
I actually think this random encounter
might have a higher meaning.
You see, Ole Richard's demise
left a void in our company.
Left a void?
Yes. His absence has left
an empty space, a gap.
Uh, like nothing there.
- Oh yeah. I understand.
- [Bader] Yeah. [laughs]
I'm not an idiot or deaf.
[clears throat]
- So, you farm salmon in the desert?
- Yes.
This is a sales pitch?
Oh no, no.
This is just talk among friends.
Whatever you are selling, I'm not buying.
Listen, uh Just hear me out.
Um what happened to Ole Richard
caused a little bit of problems
with our investors,
who valued his background
in Norwegian salmon farming.
We need a new partner
with a similar pedigree.
As I said, no thank you.
You don't have to do any work.
You don't have to give us any money.
All you need to do
is put your name on a piece of paper.
It will save the company,
and it will make money flow your way.
Still no.
[inhales] Hm.
Well
You know, helping us could also be
a way of helping your local community.
Hm. How, exactly?
Maybe to prevent Mr Lykke's inheritance
from being tied up
in a possible legal battle?
[inhales]
Are you saying
that your investor
may have legal demands
against Ole Richard's estate?
Not if you help us out, no.
[sniffs, clears throat]
Excuse me.
Woo!
[trills]
Ah. Very cold.
[Ivo] Randi, do the lights please.
MOVIE THEATRE AND COMMUNITY CENTRE
Picture it, okay?
Everyone you know
will be here to see you in
Murder on Orion Nine. Cool, huh?
- [JJ] I can't be to watch it here.
- [Ivo] It'll be fine.
- [sighs]
- 'Kay, uh
Approval for the extra seats
was granted by the fire officer.
- [Ivo] Oh great.
- [woman] Mm.
And I spoke to the stonemason.
He's on schedule with the Walk of Fame.
- [Ivo] Yeah. That's great.
- [woman chuckles]
- Walk of Fame?
- [Ivo] Yeah!
- [woman] Yeah.
- [Ivo] It's fantastic.
I hadn't got round
to telling you, uh, JJ, but uh,
the council has funded
a star with your name on it
to be laid in the pavement outside
on the day of the premiere.
- [woman] So cool.
- [Ivo] Full Hollywood style.
Uh
- That's going overboard.
- [Ivo] Going overboard?
- It's not.
- It'll be cool.
You know we've got our expenses
- Mm-hmm.
- the whole Walk of Fame concept.
Absolutely. Look Look
Uh let's calm down.
It's gonna work out fine.
Just a bit nervous, aren't you JJ?
Yeah, yeah. I guess.
See? He just gets nervous.
But he'll be fine.
- [woman] Okay.
- Let's take a look at those posters.
- [woman] Yeah, sure.
- [Ivo] JJ, I'll be right back.
[Theo] There haven't been any
deviations in the drones all weekend.
[Amy] What's this?
Well, the system was down
for more than an hour, um
on Saturday 'cause of an outage.
So there's a big gap
without any drone footage?
Yeah, but uh
we'd've known
if one of our drones hit the seine net
'cause we would've seen it when the system
was up and, uh running again.
That's no good.
We have to prove it wasn't us.
Yeah.
[Amy groans]
If you have the pictures
of the seine damage,
I'll create a simulation.
[Amy] Check the email
from the diving team.
[Theo] Yeah.
[phone vibrating]
- I'll need to take this.
- Okay.
- Hi.
- [Martin] Hi.
How did it go?
It's no good Amy. I can't find my groove.
Are you still at the clinic?
Mm-hmm.
Can't you book another appointment?
No, I'm not gonna go out there
with nothing in the cup.
It would be mortifying, you know?
Could you help me and talk how I like?
Martin, I'm in a meeting with Theo.
Theo from i-Fish?
Who you smooched with
at the Christmas party?
What are you doing?
[inhales deeply]
Could you feel his dick
while you slow-danced?
Yeah.
Was it hard?
[Martin breathing shakily]
It was rock hard on my thigh.
[Martin panting]
[keyboard clacking]
[no audible dialogue]
[keyboard clacking]
[Martin panting]
[Amy moans softly]
[Martin moans]
- You finished? Yeah?
- [panting] Yes. Thank you.
Well done, Martin.
[door opens]
[exhales]
[breathless] I'm sorry, there was
a problem with a delivery.
No worries. Could we send
the divers back down again?
No, it's too late. They've gone.
[sighs]
[inhales] We could dive down there.
Can you do that?
[exhales]
Yes, I can.
[pensive music playing]
[reporter] "The time
for kid-glove treatment is over."
"This is a ruthless industry",
said the leader of
The Coastal Fishermen's Association
after today's escape at Brima.
The Directorate of Fisheries
has demanded recapture in the fjord.
Marlax is offering a reward
as part of their strategy.
[boy 1] There's no way we'd be able
to do that in water this deep.
- [boy 2] I could.
- [Hennie] Jakob!
- [boy 1] It is way too deep out there.
- Kryztof!
Where are you going?
You know the salmon escape?
You get 300 krone
for every fish you catch.
- Cool.
- We're off to go and get our fishing gear.
Maybe I can help out too? Or
Nah
Well. Since you're here,
there is one thing you could do.
- This isn't a good idea, Hennie.
- Don't worry. It's all right.
You have to be sixteen
to go out to sea on your own.
I'm nearly sixteen.
And what's the point of having a boat
if you can't use it?
But not to fish! Oh, let's not do this.
It'll make my new Moncler top stink.
Do what you want.
[Hennie] Hi, Jakob!
[Jakob] Hey, Princess.
- Check out that boat!
- Oh, no way!
- Shotgun!
- Shut up.
So you're not coming, then?
[Jakob] Okay, so how do we start it?
- [Hennie] You're not driving.
- [Jakob] I am.
- [Hennie] No.
- I am.
- You can't start it!
- [Jakob] I can!
[sombre piano music playing]
- He'll be joining us later, when
- Yes, he said that to me too, yeah.
[indistinct chatter]
- [Margido] Julie?
- Yeah.
- That horse-trading with Kjerschow
- Mm-hmm?
Will that um
mean that I'm off the Marlax board?
In that event, we'll find you
a new challenging role.
We could create
a new kind of working group
to research further the sea golf concept.
There's an opening in Senja.
Senja?
Isn't it really cold?
Julie
Be careful, Gunnar.
[Pia-Lill] Watch where you step
or you'll ruin the flower arrangements.
[Gunnar] Oh, sorry.
And as an old communist,
you must be happy that
that little tax evader
has finally come home.
- [Pia-Lill chuckles]
- No great loss to anyone.
What are you going to do with his ashes?
Scatter them all overboard and
Ah, that's not so easy.
'Cause you gotta ask
the county governor first.
- Really?
- There are so many rules.
You're gonna need the documents showing
he wanted his ashes thrown off a boat.
Yeah, but fuck.
So how do I get a hold of that, then?
Gunnar, you're not gonna
dob me into the police, are you?
Of course I'm not gonna do that,
just ensure you get way out to sea
before you scatter them.
- Huh.
- Sit down, now.
- Yeah. All right, Gunnar.
- Sit down.
Yeah, it has been very interesting
for me as as well.
Yeah.
And, uh
And sorry again for disturbing
your falcon hunt, Mr Nair.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Goodbye.
[nasal chuckle]
So, and who was that then?
A new contact in the United Arab Emirates.
Come along, then! We'll be late.
Come on!
- That's the gas or throttle.
- Which one's the "R"?
- Reverse.
- [Jakob] Here take this one.
It's really easy
when you get the hang of it.
Wow! That's such a lot.
[gasps] We might reach
three thousand kroner!
- Is this still a dumb idea then?
- But how do we split the money?
[boys laugh] Split?
[Jakob laughs] We're the ones fishing.
We know, but 'we're providing the boat.
There you go!
You've got a boat. You're rich.
- You don't need the money.
- [girl] Hennie's rich.
- We're not.
- Jess, come on. Give me a break, okay?
Hennie. Could we go out there?
There's a load of fish there.
- There?
- Yeah.
[Hennie] All the way out there?
[Jakob] Come on, Princess.
Or are you scared?
Oh God. Let's go, then.
[engine starts up]
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, hey, hey!
Oh Rosenborg! ♪
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, hey, hey!
Oh Rosenborg! ♪
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, hey, hey!
Oh Rosenborg! ♪
[Jakob] Faster. Come on!
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la! ♪
[gasps] What the fuck!
Hennie!
[all screaming]
[crashing]
[woman] I worry about her.
And I can see, like,
geez, they don't care.
- Papa?
- They just think about giving it time
Um, you know
So they can avoid the issue.
- Papa here?
- It's pathetic.
Oh. Uh, pilates.
- [JJ] Huh?
- Pilates.
Pilates? Since when has he done that?
Papa?
Papa?
Hello?
Hello?
- Hello. Hi.
- You lock the door when you work out?
No, was it? Was it locked?
You unlocked it.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
Well, I'm obviously losing it.
[chuckles] Getting old. Ooh.
Uh so I meant to say
There are some more tickets now,
so tell your gallery lot.
Mm. Thanks, I will.
They really want to watch your movie.
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Come.
- Hey.
- Hm?
What's that smell?
- [JJ] What the?
- It's not what it looks like.
Looks like
you're having a joint doing Pilates.
- I'm not. No.
- You actually doing Pilates?
A yoga mate said
it was really good for sore muscles,
but only in really,
really small doses, though.
[laughs]
- [Torbjørn] What?
- Well, I'm having some.
- No, no, no, no.
- Yep.
No, no. I won't smoke
illegal substances with my son.
I'll call Mama, then.
Mama? [scoffs]
Well, she knows that occasionally
And it's not a problem.
- Oh? I don't buy that, Papa.
- Why not?
Give us the lighter.
- [piano music playing]
- [attendees singing "Din tanke er fri"]
[music ends]
That was lovely. Beautifully played.
Ah, we have a volunteer to say a few words
Gjert, please. Come.
Tell us about
your relationship with Ole Richard.
[clears throat]
[inhales deeply, exhales sharply]
It's incomprehensible
that this small handful of ash
is Ole Richard.
Because I don't think
I've known anyone who was more alive.
His father
Kurt,
often brought his son along
when we started out.
And what a prankster he was.
And once, the young joker, Ole
rang the alarm bell
there in the barracks
in the middle of the night.
And then,
the docks were crawling with naked Poles.
And that wasn't the only time
that Kurt was left
to sort everything out for his son.
[inhales]
And when Ole Richard
started out in the firm,
I discovered that when
he had use of company cards
he burned right
through the magnetic strip.
[scatter laughter]
[Gjert] But we never
stayed angry for long.
Because no one could make us laugh
like Ole Richard.
And now our old prankster friend
has reached the end of line.
In Dubai, of all places.
And what was he doing in Dubai?
Well, let me enlighten you.
He founded a business.
A land-based fish farm, no less.
It is highly ambitious.
Worth billions maybe
I've never seen such
creativity.
Or
such absurdity.
[tense music playing]
Which brings us back full-circle.
I was just on the phone
with the Dubai Venture Fund.
The main investor in his scheme.
And it seems they have lawful demands
regarding Ole Richard's estate.
Demands that can lay waste
to both the family inheritance
and any other miscellaneous arrangements.
So, then
Today, let's enjoy
the spontaneity and creativity,
savour the memories,
and we'll start the sorting out tomorrow.
Thank you.
[scattered applause]
[Rishi] What the hell just happened?
Well, Gjert just screwed us over.
- So it's game over for the acquisition?
- We'll find out.
[group laughs]
[JJ inhales deeply]
[both inhale]
- This is kinda nice.
- Oh yeah, it is.
Mm.
Mm [chuckles]
It's good to have you back here. [sniffs]
The house is empty without you in it.
You've got Hennie and Mama.
Ah, Hennie and Mama
But they have their own projects.
Some days,
they don't even notice me, you know?
They're lost in their own worlds.
Hey.
So, remember when we ate raclette
and watched Paradise?
- Mm.
- [laughs]
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Condom Kevin?
- Condom Kevin!
- [sniffs]
- From Stevanager?
- No, Levanger.
- Ah, Levanger.
[laughs]
[both laughing]
[JJ] My Pa is stoned. [laughs]
[Torbjørn] I'm not stoned.
You You are.
- You are stoned.
- No, you are stoned.
- Yeah. No, you are stoned.
- No, you're stoned.
You are stoned.
- [phone vibrates]
- [both laughing]
[dial tone rings]
Fuck. My phone isn't working.
[dial tone rings]
It's ringing out.
[Jessika] No!
Papa, where are you? Please will you call,
'cause we are freezing and still out here.
Our life vests are soaked
and my phone's nearly died.
Why are you not answering?
What the hell are we gonna do?
Oh my God. We're gonna die.
Don't say that, yeah?
Just calm down and chill out?
Look, you are an idiot.
- And this was all your idea.
- Shut up.
- Why you blaming us?
- Because it's your fault!
Yelling like that
won't help anyone, Sarah.
I'm not listening to this.
Let's start a bonfire.
Why do you always take sides
with the guys, Hennie?
Shut up, Sarah.
[Bader] By the way,
I read a a funny anecdote
in that The Good Foot book the other day.
- Do you rem
- [Khalid] I'm good. Thank you.
Sorry to interrupt, gentlemen.
A friend told me I could find you here.
You left this at the funeral.
Thank you.
Not that it matters, but thanks.
- [Julie] Hm.
- [Khalid sighs]
Rough day, huh?
Mm. Had better.
Well
We don't want our visitors
leaving on a bad note here on Brima.
Can I do anything to help?
[laughs] No, I'm afraid not.
You sure?
[exhales]
My name is Julie Lange.
You're Julie Lange?
Khalid Al Mansouri.
- It's an honour to meet you.
- A pleasure.
Would you like to join us for dinner?
[Hennie gasps]
So where d'you learn to do it that way?
Uh I learned it in Korea.
We lived in a small house near the forest.
We lived off everything
we could put our hands on.
And so bonfires were vital.
Cool.
He's lying.
Jakob's never even been to Asia.
- Dickhead!
- Yes, only kidding.
I learned when I was sent
to a day-care centre in Oslo.
That's pathetic.
- [laughs] A little.
- A little?
[Kryztof]
Haven't you lit the bonfire yet?
He is so nearly getting there.
Didn't you see the sparks?
Do you think now's a good time
to flirt with each other
when you're stuck on a rock?
What the fuck, Sarah?
There's someone out there! Hello!
- Oh hello!
- Hey there!
[overlapping shouts]
Oh hear us when we cry to thee ♪
[humming tune]
- Hello!
- Why can't they hear!
- Hello!
- Hello!
[grunts]
Farewell.
[overlapping desperate shouts]
- Huh?
- Hello.
We're here!
They haven't seen us.
- [Jakob] Help us!
- Oh, what the fuck?
- [Jessika] I think they've seen us!
- [Hennie] Help!
[Jessika] It's turning around. Yes!
[overlapping cheering]
[Sarah] We're saved. Yes!
[laughing]
Yes!
[pensive music playing]
[pensive music continues]
[Julie] So, what do you need
to make your investors happy again?
What do you care about
our investors' happiness for?
I have a takeover deal
that could be negatively affected by
legal actions against Mr Lykke's estate.
Hmm.
So we are pawns
in your little chess game.
Is that it?
Phrase it any way you like.
But as long as we keep
your bankers from suing,
we both win, right?
Well, it seems we have
a common interest, yeah.
Yeah.
So what would it take?
[inhales]
The DVF valued our partnership
with a credible operator from Norway.
Now we need a new one fast,
one that matches Mr Lykke's pedigree.
You know what?
I may have the man you're looking for.
[waves lapping]
[pensive music playing]
- [chuckles]
- [phone ringing]
Hello?
For fuck's sake. It's about time.
[Hennie] The others were picked
up over an hour ago.
Where's Mama and Papa?
I think they're just a bit busy.
[Pia-Lill] What about the finder's fee?
Gratitude is very scarce.
Say hello to your mother
and tell her she's welcome.
When you finally get hold of her.
So how do we get back home?
[pensive music continues]
[woman on TV] He's really enthusiastic
and eager to please. So much energy.
And he always has so much to say, yeah
This is still top telly,
I can tell you that.
- Yeah.
- [Hennie] Hello!
Hello.
Hey. Hi, Hennie. How was your day?
[man on TV] She's such a sweet girl
Awful, and you haven't checked
your phone today.
Hmm?
[TV continues indistinctly]
No, Jens
JJ and I went off-grid for a bit.
He's not home that often.
- Good night, then. I'm off to bed.
- What's wrong with her?
[JJ] Mm.
No
I think Hennie was shipwrecked.
Hm?
- [Torbjørn] Shipwrecked.
- She seems alright though.
- Papa!
- Huh?
That STD Kevin's comin' on.
- No!
- Yeah.
[Kevin] I never use a condom
when I have sex.
since I have a special ability,
I just know which girls
have STDs and which don't.
I'm not sure, Julie.
Margido, this could solve
the inheritance issue.
Dubai?
You should think it through.
Consider it your only alternative
to going to Senja,
where golf clubs shuts down
for half of the year.
[Khalid] Mr Gilje.
It is so good to meet you.
Please, join us.
[Margido clears throat]
We are thrilled
that a man of your stature
shows interest in our company.
Are you a golfer?
Yes, I play golf.
You know,
Bader's brother runs a golf course.
If you decide to join us, we will provide
you with a platinum membership.
- [gasps] A platinum membership?
- [Khalid] Of course.
[hopeful music playing]
Hmm.
- Does it come with a caddie?
- Caddies, my friend. Plural.
Plural caddies?
- Yes.
- Hmm.
[chuckles dryly]
[Rishi on phone] You did a great job
with Desert Salmon, Julie.
- I was just wondering
- Yeah?
Will it not cause problems making
Sigurd Kierschow Marlax chairman
when you promised that role to Amy?
Yeah. I'll come up with a solution.
Don't worry about that, Rishi.
Okay. Just wanted to raise it with you.
I get the feeling it means a lot to her.
- You alright?
- [Amy] Mm.
What are the images like?
Let's have a look shall we?
- Those holes look a bit small, don't they?
- Yeah.
And, um our drones
would make bigger holes.
It needs to be analyzed, but it looks like
like someone cut it open with a knife.
Sabotage?
[both chuckle]
Yeah, I guess
that's the most logical thing.
[Martin] Hey, baby. Where are you?
I'm in the jacuzzi. Champagne's on ice.
I'm waiting for you. Hurry home.
[gentle music playing]
Can you help me?
[phone ringing]
- Hello.
- [woman on phone] Can I speak to Martin?
This is Martin.
Hi, Martin.
This is Dr Sharmar from Aleris.
Oh. Hi.
I'm glad I've got hold of you.
We've analyzed your tests.
Oh yeah, I'm on tenterhooks.
The test results are definitive,
and I'm afraid
I have some upsetting news, Martin.
- Yeah?
- Your sperm cells aren't moving.
So, I suggest you come in
to talk about it further in person.
I have an appointment on Thursday
[music becomes intense]
[both breathing heavily, moaning]
[both panting]
[intense music continues]
[music fades]
[waves lapping gently]
[boat engine groaning]
[birds squawking]
["Eg hadde ein gong ein båt"
by Ivar and Kari Medaas playing]
[upbeat plucky theme music continues]
BILLIONAIRE ISLAND
[theme music fades]
NILS ARNE EGGEN: THE GOOD FOO
[indistinct PA announcement]
[mysterious music playing]
Excuse me?
Are you reading Nils Arne Eggen?
What's that?
I really don't have time for this, okay?
Oh. Sorry, um,
but is that Nils Arne Eggen?
Sure is.
This is an Arabic translation
of his remarkable work, "The Good Foot".
- Really?
- Yeah.
Uh.
You know, I'm a very,
very huge fan of RBK.
Oh.
But I had no idea that Nils Arne's
writing had travelled that far. No idea.
Well, this is not an official edition.
My business partner was born in Trøndelag,
and he used Mr Eggen's principles
as foundation
for our company's corporate culture.
So, we had it translated
- Oh, I see.
- There was only a Mercedes.
[reader] Just a Mercedes, nothing else?
Uh who is your business associate?
Maybe I know him.
Well, he's no longer with us, I'm afraid.
His name was, uh, Ole Richard Lykke.
[reporter] In a press release Marlax
confirms that their company was behind
the grand acquisition
of Meyer Fjordbruk last week.
A spokesperson
for Meyer Fjordbruk claims that
Hi, Camila. I'm out of snus.
Do you have one?
[Camila] Yeah.
- Is your daughter better?
- Yeah.
- Good.
- [Camila] Thank you, Mrs Lange.
[Julie] Morning, Tiril.
Do I have a meeting now?
Margido and that golfer's here.
They've got their pitch for you.
[sighs] Fuck's sake.
Thought you'd pushed it back.
No, they have flown in.
We can't reschedule again.
- They're waiting right there!
- [Julie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. Calm down.
- It should work by now.
- [golfer] But it isn't.
- Yeah, I can see that, but Stop that.
- It's too long. Later, I'll sort it.
- Okay. Sorry to keep you waiting.
- [Margido] Ah, she's here now.
Hello.
[Margido] Hi, Julie.
- Sorry, I'm late.
- Don't worry, you're worth waiting for.
Hi. Oscar.
Hi, Oscar.
Well, things are all
rather hectic right now.
So, we're gonna have to
whip through all this, I'm afraid.
[roaring laughter]
- Okay.
- Yeah. We'll use this screen.
- [Oscar] I'll connect to the screen. Yeah.
- [Margido] It doesn't work.
Uh, now, what has Margido told you
about this unique opportunity, "sea golf"?
Well, quite a lot.
[Margido chuckles]
I wish our chairman would focus
as much on fish as he does on golf.
I'm not joking.
- [laughs]
- Told you. She's bright.
- Oh yeah.
- [Julie] So, let's get to it.
Uh, so our general idea is to put, uh,
Marlax sustainable technology
to use in our maritime-based
little golf centre.
Green golf.
[Oscar] Yes. We envision that
our customers will be
among the most affluent people
in the world.
Think Jeff Bezos, the US Naval force,
hedge fund managers
We've moved agriculture
out to sea with fish farming,
and now we see golf out there too.
What do you get the guy
who got a Pacific Island for his birthday?
- Yeah. I get it.
- Ding! A floating golf centre.
- [Margido] Mm.
- All billionaires love the ocean.
- And they all play golf.
- I don't.
- Ah
- You will.
Right.
- [door clicks open]
- [Oscar] Yeah.
[Rishi] Sorry to interrupt,
but we have an emergency.
Okay. Uh, sorry. I have to go.
[tense music playing]
[reporter] The Directorate of Fisheries
reported today
a salmon escape off the Brima coast.
Marlax, discovered that one of
their research pens had been damaged.
- The cause of the escape is still unclear
- [Amy] Mm
but early reports suggest
an underwater drone
That's fine. Mm.
How much will it cost?
- At least fifty thousand.
- Awful timing with the acquisition.
Any signs of sabotage?
Well, uh
There were some divers down there.
And they were taking a look at the hole.
Mm. But it was probably
a propeller. That's most likely.
[Julie] You meeting Kjerschow
dressed like that?
[Rishi] Uh I was in spin-class
when the alarm went off, so
[Julie] Spin-class?
[reporter] The incident is concerning
as there could be as many as
a hundred and eighty thousand
escaped fish.
The Directorate of Fisheries has ordered
the company concerned, Marlax,
to recap
i-Fish have assured me
that their drones were not responsible.
- You vouched for them in the first place.
- [Amy] Yeah.
I wouldn't have said yes
to a salmon louse project
if there was even a chance
that they could break free.
I know you wouldn't
and that's what I'm saying.
[Julie sighs]
- [Amy] Mama.
- Yeah?
Theo from i-Fish is on his way here.
I'll go over the data with him for safety.
- [door knocking]
- [Julie] Yes?
NRK would like a comment now.
One of you should make a statement.
Amy. Rishi and I have a meeting.
I have a private matter to attend to.
- Mm
- But I'll see to it. Leave it to me.
- [Julie] Rishi, could you change?
- Yeah.
[sighs]
NORWEGIAN CIVIL DEFENCE
What's going on here?
I'm just helping with the salmon escape.
Uh, not at Meyer's, though?
No, down at Marlax.
Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah. Bad situation.
[Gjert laughs]
- [Tiril] All right?
- [Amy] Yeah, I guess so.
- You got the main points there?
- Yeah.
[phone rings]
[reporter]
Are you ready? We're live in one minute.
I need to take this.
Okay, but, uh we're going on air!
- I'm sorry.
- [reporter] We gotta start now.
I had to cancel
the appointment at the last minute.
That's okay. It's not your fault.
We can reschedule
your examination, don't worry.
[Tiril] Um, Amy?
- Got an interview, so I gotta go. Bye.
- Bye.
- Hi, Martin.
- Oh, hi.
- There you go.
- Oh Thanks.
We're live
at Marlax headquarters here in Brima,
and joining us for comment
is vice president Amy Lange.
Amy Lange, how many fish
do you estimate escaped today?
Here at Marlax, we have strict security
and a good track record
in this type of situation.
We'll of course do everything
we can to limit the damage.
From our profits, we invest
a large amount in technology and research
so that we can
ultimately put an end to all
The salmon princess
is causing a commotion.
Don't you think?
- A hundred and eighty thousand.
- Mm.
- What have we done, dear God?
- [Trine] Eigil!
- This is a lot worse than we intended.
- Shush!
- There's no one here
- I don't want my mum to hear.
- But she doesn't understand
- Look.
She understands more than you think.
Eigil? Hey.
Hey.
Look.
It's too late to have doubts now. Right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
We only did what we had to.
- Okay. All right. Yeah.
- [phone ringing]
The memorial cake
[Gjert humming upbeat tune]
Hello!
Based on my analyses,
Marlax is set to gain a slim majority.
Yep.
But we are working tirelessly
to get Kjerschow and his men back on side.
But could you try
to be a little more specific?
Well, it's um
it's a very complex process.
You do know that all of us here
will could get fired if they succeed?
- Yeah.
- [door opens]
Party's already started, is it?
Uh, well
The situation about the acquisition
has made us all a little uneasy.
Yes, but the tide is about to turn.
An old fisherman
can feel that in his bones.
[woman] How do you know?
You not seen the news?
[woman] Oh yes.
Yes, we're all up to speed on the escape.
Yeah?
Do you think it's important, Gjert,
in the ongoing battle for this company?
Of course.
Such an event does not go unnoticed.
Marlax is dealing with
an environmental catastrophe,
and Sigurd Kjerschow,
that snob, hates bad PR.
[gentle chuckles]
He and the other shareholders
are going to the memorial for Ole Richard.
So, I think I'll just go down
to the hotel to talk to him.
If we can get them back
in the fold, it's game on.
And that is exactly
what I was saying to you.
[chuckles]
[man in distance] It shouldn't be
too much longer, I would have thought
[indistinct chatter]
How's the meat curing?
Meat curing?
Well, you mentioned it
at the Aqua Nor event.
Well I I wasn't at Aqua Nor.
Sure about that?
Uh well, of course I'm sure. [chuckles]
- Oh.
- Yeah.
You watch the PGA Tour?
Kjerschow!
- [Sigurd] Hi.
- Hi, Sigurd.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I trust our eminent chairman
entertained you.
- Certainly did.
- Yes. Absolutely.
I did say that we could postpone because
I gather that there's been
an escape incident?
Yes, indeed, and it's horrible,
but we have it under control now.
- So
- Yeah.
Fuck.
[mysterious music playing]
Ah. It looks like that's our guy.
WHO ARE WE?
- It's him.
- Yes.
[inhales deeply]
Yallah.
Sadly, we can't have our
extraordinary general assembly
until Ole Richard Lykke's estate
has been completely settled.
All right.
And so how long do you think that'll take?
[Rishi] Till the end of the month.
- [Sigurd] I see.
- Mm.
Well, my associates and I wouldn't really
want to be dragged into any open combat.
I completely understand. Shall we review
- [Sigurd] Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- The new board's composition?
- [Rishi] Let's do that.
- [clears throat]
[clears throat]
Hmm.
But this looks exactly like a carbon copy
of what already exists at Marlax.
But your name's on this list. Yeah?
It is. But, uh
my group and I wouldn't have
the influence that we expect, would we?
[Julie] You wouldn't get
more than one seat.
No.
[Margido slurps coffee]
No.
How about we ask you to be our chairman?
[Margido chokes]
Chairman of the world's
largest producer of Atlantic salmon.
It's a significant position.
Very well. It sounds like a solution
that we can all live with.
See you!
Hi, Åse.
- [Äse] Your usual?
- [Gjert] Yup
Thank you.
[sighs]
[clears throat]
Ah. Mr Gjert Meyer?
Is it really you?
Hm?
Khalid al Mansouri, CEO of Desert Salmon.
It's great to meet you.
Oh. Right.
Bader Wahlid. Nice to meet you.
- Oh.
- Nice to meet you.
We were associates with Ole Richard
back in in Dubai. May I?
We are headed for his funeral,
just like you, I assume?
Oh. I didn't know Ole Richard
was involved in business over there.
- We lost contact over the years.
- Well, he spoke very highly of you.
- Hm.
- You know what?
I actually think this random encounter
might have a higher meaning.
You see, Ole Richard's demise
left a void in our company.
Left a void?
Yes. His absence has left
an empty space, a gap.
Uh, like nothing there.
- Oh yeah. I understand.
- [Bader] Yeah. [laughs]
I'm not an idiot or deaf.
[clears throat]
- So, you farm salmon in the desert?
- Yes.
This is a sales pitch?
Oh no, no.
This is just talk among friends.
Whatever you are selling, I'm not buying.
Listen, uh Just hear me out.
Um what happened to Ole Richard
caused a little bit of problems
with our investors,
who valued his background
in Norwegian salmon farming.
We need a new partner
with a similar pedigree.
As I said, no thank you.
You don't have to do any work.
You don't have to give us any money.
All you need to do
is put your name on a piece of paper.
It will save the company,
and it will make money flow your way.
Still no.
[inhales] Hm.
Well
You know, helping us could also be
a way of helping your local community.
Hm. How, exactly?
Maybe to prevent Mr Lykke's inheritance
from being tied up
in a possible legal battle?
[inhales]
Are you saying
that your investor
may have legal demands
against Ole Richard's estate?
Not if you help us out, no.
[sniffs, clears throat]
Excuse me.
Woo!
[trills]
Ah. Very cold.
[Ivo] Randi, do the lights please.
MOVIE THEATRE AND COMMUNITY CENTRE
Picture it, okay?
Everyone you know
will be here to see you in
Murder on Orion Nine. Cool, huh?
- [JJ] I can't be to watch it here.
- [Ivo] It'll be fine.
- [sighs]
- 'Kay, uh
Approval for the extra seats
was granted by the fire officer.
- [Ivo] Oh great.
- [woman] Mm.
And I spoke to the stonemason.
He's on schedule with the Walk of Fame.
- [Ivo] Yeah. That's great.
- [woman chuckles]
- Walk of Fame?
- [Ivo] Yeah!
- [woman] Yeah.
- [Ivo] It's fantastic.
I hadn't got round
to telling you, uh, JJ, but uh,
the council has funded
a star with your name on it
to be laid in the pavement outside
on the day of the premiere.
- [woman] So cool.
- [Ivo] Full Hollywood style.
Uh
- That's going overboard.
- [Ivo] Going overboard?
- It's not.
- It'll be cool.
You know we've got our expenses
- Mm-hmm.
- the whole Walk of Fame concept.
Absolutely. Look Look
Uh let's calm down.
It's gonna work out fine.
Just a bit nervous, aren't you JJ?
Yeah, yeah. I guess.
See? He just gets nervous.
But he'll be fine.
- [woman] Okay.
- Let's take a look at those posters.
- [woman] Yeah, sure.
- [Ivo] JJ, I'll be right back.
[Theo] There haven't been any
deviations in the drones all weekend.
[Amy] What's this?
Well, the system was down
for more than an hour, um
on Saturday 'cause of an outage.
So there's a big gap
without any drone footage?
Yeah, but uh
we'd've known
if one of our drones hit the seine net
'cause we would've seen it when the system
was up and, uh running again.
That's no good.
We have to prove it wasn't us.
Yeah.
[Amy groans]
If you have the pictures
of the seine damage,
I'll create a simulation.
[Amy] Check the email
from the diving team.
[Theo] Yeah.
[phone vibrating]
- I'll need to take this.
- Okay.
- Hi.
- [Martin] Hi.
How did it go?
It's no good Amy. I can't find my groove.
Are you still at the clinic?
Mm-hmm.
Can't you book another appointment?
No, I'm not gonna go out there
with nothing in the cup.
It would be mortifying, you know?
Could you help me and talk how I like?
Martin, I'm in a meeting with Theo.
Theo from i-Fish?
Who you smooched with
at the Christmas party?
What are you doing?
[inhales deeply]
Could you feel his dick
while you slow-danced?
Yeah.
Was it hard?
[Martin breathing shakily]
It was rock hard on my thigh.
[Martin panting]
[keyboard clacking]
[no audible dialogue]
[keyboard clacking]
[Martin panting]
[Amy moans softly]
[Martin moans]
- You finished? Yeah?
- [panting] Yes. Thank you.
Well done, Martin.
[door opens]
[exhales]
[breathless] I'm sorry, there was
a problem with a delivery.
No worries. Could we send
the divers back down again?
No, it's too late. They've gone.
[sighs]
[inhales] We could dive down there.
Can you do that?
[exhales]
Yes, I can.
[pensive music playing]
[reporter] "The time
for kid-glove treatment is over."
"This is a ruthless industry",
said the leader of
The Coastal Fishermen's Association
after today's escape at Brima.
The Directorate of Fisheries
has demanded recapture in the fjord.
Marlax is offering a reward
as part of their strategy.
[boy 1] There's no way we'd be able
to do that in water this deep.
- [boy 2] I could.
- [Hennie] Jakob!
- [boy 1] It is way too deep out there.
- Kryztof!
Where are you going?
You know the salmon escape?
You get 300 krone
for every fish you catch.
- Cool.
- We're off to go and get our fishing gear.
Maybe I can help out too? Or
Nah
Well. Since you're here,
there is one thing you could do.
- This isn't a good idea, Hennie.
- Don't worry. It's all right.
You have to be sixteen
to go out to sea on your own.
I'm nearly sixteen.
And what's the point of having a boat
if you can't use it?
But not to fish! Oh, let's not do this.
It'll make my new Moncler top stink.
Do what you want.
[Hennie] Hi, Jakob!
[Jakob] Hey, Princess.
- Check out that boat!
- Oh, no way!
- Shotgun!
- Shut up.
So you're not coming, then?
[Jakob] Okay, so how do we start it?
- [Hennie] You're not driving.
- [Jakob] I am.
- [Hennie] No.
- I am.
- You can't start it!
- [Jakob] I can!
[sombre piano music playing]
- He'll be joining us later, when
- Yes, he said that to me too, yeah.
[indistinct chatter]
- [Margido] Julie?
- Yeah.
- That horse-trading with Kjerschow
- Mm-hmm?
Will that um
mean that I'm off the Marlax board?
In that event, we'll find you
a new challenging role.
We could create
a new kind of working group
to research further the sea golf concept.
There's an opening in Senja.
Senja?
Isn't it really cold?
Julie
Be careful, Gunnar.
[Pia-Lill] Watch where you step
or you'll ruin the flower arrangements.
[Gunnar] Oh, sorry.
And as an old communist,
you must be happy that
that little tax evader
has finally come home.
- [Pia-Lill chuckles]
- No great loss to anyone.
What are you going to do with his ashes?
Scatter them all overboard and
Ah, that's not so easy.
'Cause you gotta ask
the county governor first.
- Really?
- There are so many rules.
You're gonna need the documents showing
he wanted his ashes thrown off a boat.
Yeah, but fuck.
So how do I get a hold of that, then?
Gunnar, you're not gonna
dob me into the police, are you?
Of course I'm not gonna do that,
just ensure you get way out to sea
before you scatter them.
- Huh.
- Sit down, now.
- Yeah. All right, Gunnar.
- Sit down.
Yeah, it has been very interesting
for me as as well.
Yeah.
And, uh
And sorry again for disturbing
your falcon hunt, Mr Nair.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Goodbye.
[nasal chuckle]
So, and who was that then?
A new contact in the United Arab Emirates.
Come along, then! We'll be late.
Come on!
- That's the gas or throttle.
- Which one's the "R"?
- Reverse.
- [Jakob] Here take this one.
It's really easy
when you get the hang of it.
Wow! That's such a lot.
[gasps] We might reach
three thousand kroner!
- Is this still a dumb idea then?
- But how do we split the money?
[boys laugh] Split?
[Jakob laughs] We're the ones fishing.
We know, but 'we're providing the boat.
There you go!
You've got a boat. You're rich.
- You don't need the money.
- [girl] Hennie's rich.
- We're not.
- Jess, come on. Give me a break, okay?
Hennie. Could we go out there?
There's a load of fish there.
- There?
- Yeah.
[Hennie] All the way out there?
[Jakob] Come on, Princess.
Or are you scared?
Oh God. Let's go, then.
[engine starts up]
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, hey, hey!
Oh Rosenborg! ♪
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, hey, hey!
Oh Rosenborg! ♪
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la, hey, hey!
Oh Rosenborg! ♪
[Jakob] Faster. Come on!
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la! ♪
[gasps] What the fuck!
Hennie!
[all screaming]
[crashing]
[woman] I worry about her.
And I can see, like,
geez, they don't care.
- Papa?
- They just think about giving it time
Um, you know
So they can avoid the issue.
- Papa here?
- It's pathetic.
Oh. Uh, pilates.
- [JJ] Huh?
- Pilates.
Pilates? Since when has he done that?
Papa?
Papa?
Hello?
Hello?
- Hello. Hi.
- You lock the door when you work out?
No, was it? Was it locked?
You unlocked it.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
Well, I'm obviously losing it.
[chuckles] Getting old. Ooh.
Uh so I meant to say
There are some more tickets now,
so tell your gallery lot.
Mm. Thanks, I will.
They really want to watch your movie.
- Yeah?
- Yeah. Come.
- Hey.
- Hm?
What's that smell?
- [JJ] What the?
- It's not what it looks like.
Looks like
you're having a joint doing Pilates.
- I'm not. No.
- You actually doing Pilates?
A yoga mate said
it was really good for sore muscles,
but only in really,
really small doses, though.
[laughs]
- [Torbjørn] What?
- Well, I'm having some.
- No, no, no, no.
- Yep.
No, no. I won't smoke
illegal substances with my son.
I'll call Mama, then.
Mama? [scoffs]
Well, she knows that occasionally
And it's not a problem.
- Oh? I don't buy that, Papa.
- Why not?
Give us the lighter.
- [piano music playing]
- [attendees singing "Din tanke er fri"]
[music ends]
That was lovely. Beautifully played.
Ah, we have a volunteer to say a few words
Gjert, please. Come.
Tell us about
your relationship with Ole Richard.
[clears throat]
[inhales deeply, exhales sharply]
It's incomprehensible
that this small handful of ash
is Ole Richard.
Because I don't think
I've known anyone who was more alive.
His father
Kurt,
often brought his son along
when we started out.
And what a prankster he was.
And once, the young joker, Ole
rang the alarm bell
there in the barracks
in the middle of the night.
And then,
the docks were crawling with naked Poles.
And that wasn't the only time
that Kurt was left
to sort everything out for his son.
[inhales]
And when Ole Richard
started out in the firm,
I discovered that when
he had use of company cards
he burned right
through the magnetic strip.
[scatter laughter]
[Gjert] But we never
stayed angry for long.
Because no one could make us laugh
like Ole Richard.
And now our old prankster friend
has reached the end of line.
In Dubai, of all places.
And what was he doing in Dubai?
Well, let me enlighten you.
He founded a business.
A land-based fish farm, no less.
It is highly ambitious.
Worth billions maybe
I've never seen such
creativity.
Or
such absurdity.
[tense music playing]
Which brings us back full-circle.
I was just on the phone
with the Dubai Venture Fund.
The main investor in his scheme.
And it seems they have lawful demands
regarding Ole Richard's estate.
Demands that can lay waste
to both the family inheritance
and any other miscellaneous arrangements.
So, then
Today, let's enjoy
the spontaneity and creativity,
savour the memories,
and we'll start the sorting out tomorrow.
Thank you.
[scattered applause]
[Rishi] What the hell just happened?
Well, Gjert just screwed us over.
- So it's game over for the acquisition?
- We'll find out.
[group laughs]
[JJ inhales deeply]
[both inhale]
- This is kinda nice.
- Oh yeah, it is.
Mm.
Mm [chuckles]
It's good to have you back here. [sniffs]
The house is empty without you in it.
You've got Hennie and Mama.
Ah, Hennie and Mama
But they have their own projects.
Some days,
they don't even notice me, you know?
They're lost in their own worlds.
Hey.
So, remember when we ate raclette
and watched Paradise?
- Mm.
- [laughs]
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Condom Kevin?
- Condom Kevin!
- [sniffs]
- From Stevanager?
- No, Levanger.
- Ah, Levanger.
[laughs]
[both laughing]
[JJ] My Pa is stoned. [laughs]
[Torbjørn] I'm not stoned.
You You are.
- You are stoned.
- No, you are stoned.
- Yeah. No, you are stoned.
- No, you're stoned.
You are stoned.
- [phone vibrates]
- [both laughing]
[dial tone rings]
Fuck. My phone isn't working.
[dial tone rings]
It's ringing out.
[Jessika] No!
Papa, where are you? Please will you call,
'cause we are freezing and still out here.
Our life vests are soaked
and my phone's nearly died.
Why are you not answering?
What the hell are we gonna do?
Oh my God. We're gonna die.
Don't say that, yeah?
Just calm down and chill out?
Look, you are an idiot.
- And this was all your idea.
- Shut up.
- Why you blaming us?
- Because it's your fault!
Yelling like that
won't help anyone, Sarah.
I'm not listening to this.
Let's start a bonfire.
Why do you always take sides
with the guys, Hennie?
Shut up, Sarah.
[Bader] By the way,
I read a a funny anecdote
in that The Good Foot book the other day.
- Do you rem
- [Khalid] I'm good. Thank you.
Sorry to interrupt, gentlemen.
A friend told me I could find you here.
You left this at the funeral.
Thank you.
Not that it matters, but thanks.
- [Julie] Hm.
- [Khalid sighs]
Rough day, huh?
Mm. Had better.
Well
We don't want our visitors
leaving on a bad note here on Brima.
Can I do anything to help?
[laughs] No, I'm afraid not.
You sure?
[exhales]
My name is Julie Lange.
You're Julie Lange?
Khalid Al Mansouri.
- It's an honour to meet you.
- A pleasure.
Would you like to join us for dinner?
[Hennie gasps]
So where d'you learn to do it that way?
Uh I learned it in Korea.
We lived in a small house near the forest.
We lived off everything
we could put our hands on.
And so bonfires were vital.
Cool.
He's lying.
Jakob's never even been to Asia.
- Dickhead!
- Yes, only kidding.
I learned when I was sent
to a day-care centre in Oslo.
That's pathetic.
- [laughs] A little.
- A little?
[Kryztof]
Haven't you lit the bonfire yet?
He is so nearly getting there.
Didn't you see the sparks?
Do you think now's a good time
to flirt with each other
when you're stuck on a rock?
What the fuck, Sarah?
There's someone out there! Hello!
- Oh hello!
- Hey there!
[overlapping shouts]
Oh hear us when we cry to thee ♪
[humming tune]
- Hello!
- Why can't they hear!
- Hello!
- Hello!
[grunts]
Farewell.
[overlapping desperate shouts]
- Huh?
- Hello.
We're here!
They haven't seen us.
- [Jakob] Help us!
- Oh, what the fuck?
- [Jessika] I think they've seen us!
- [Hennie] Help!
[Jessika] It's turning around. Yes!
[overlapping cheering]
[Sarah] We're saved. Yes!
[laughing]
Yes!
[pensive music playing]
[pensive music continues]
[Julie] So, what do you need
to make your investors happy again?
What do you care about
our investors' happiness for?
I have a takeover deal
that could be negatively affected by
legal actions against Mr Lykke's estate.
Hmm.
So we are pawns
in your little chess game.
Is that it?
Phrase it any way you like.
But as long as we keep
your bankers from suing,
we both win, right?
Well, it seems we have
a common interest, yeah.
Yeah.
So what would it take?
[inhales]
The DVF valued our partnership
with a credible operator from Norway.
Now we need a new one fast,
one that matches Mr Lykke's pedigree.
You know what?
I may have the man you're looking for.
[waves lapping]
[pensive music playing]
- [chuckles]
- [phone ringing]
Hello?
For fuck's sake. It's about time.
[Hennie] The others were picked
up over an hour ago.
Where's Mama and Papa?
I think they're just a bit busy.
[Pia-Lill] What about the finder's fee?
Gratitude is very scarce.
Say hello to your mother
and tell her she's welcome.
When you finally get hold of her.
So how do we get back home?
[pensive music continues]
[woman on TV] He's really enthusiastic
and eager to please. So much energy.
And he always has so much to say, yeah
This is still top telly,
I can tell you that.
- Yeah.
- [Hennie] Hello!
Hello.
Hey. Hi, Hennie. How was your day?
[man on TV] She's such a sweet girl
Awful, and you haven't checked
your phone today.
Hmm?
[TV continues indistinctly]
No, Jens
JJ and I went off-grid for a bit.
He's not home that often.
- Good night, then. I'm off to bed.
- What's wrong with her?
[JJ] Mm.
No
I think Hennie was shipwrecked.
Hm?
- [Torbjørn] Shipwrecked.
- She seems alright though.
- Papa!
- Huh?
That STD Kevin's comin' on.
- No!
- Yeah.
[Kevin] I never use a condom
when I have sex.
since I have a special ability,
I just know which girls
have STDs and which don't.
I'm not sure, Julie.
Margido, this could solve
the inheritance issue.
Dubai?
You should think it through.
Consider it your only alternative
to going to Senja,
where golf clubs shuts down
for half of the year.
[Khalid] Mr Gilje.
It is so good to meet you.
Please, join us.
[Margido clears throat]
We are thrilled
that a man of your stature
shows interest in our company.
Are you a golfer?
Yes, I play golf.
You know,
Bader's brother runs a golf course.
If you decide to join us, we will provide
you with a platinum membership.
- [gasps] A platinum membership?
- [Khalid] Of course.
[hopeful music playing]
Hmm.
- Does it come with a caddie?
- Caddies, my friend. Plural.
Plural caddies?
- Yes.
- Hmm.
[chuckles dryly]
[Rishi on phone] You did a great job
with Desert Salmon, Julie.
- I was just wondering
- Yeah?
Will it not cause problems making
Sigurd Kierschow Marlax chairman
when you promised that role to Amy?
Yeah. I'll come up with a solution.
Don't worry about that, Rishi.
Okay. Just wanted to raise it with you.
I get the feeling it means a lot to her.
- You alright?
- [Amy] Mm.
What are the images like?
Let's have a look shall we?
- Those holes look a bit small, don't they?
- Yeah.
And, um our drones
would make bigger holes.
It needs to be analyzed, but it looks like
like someone cut it open with a knife.
Sabotage?
[both chuckle]
Yeah, I guess
that's the most logical thing.
[Martin] Hey, baby. Where are you?
I'm in the jacuzzi. Champagne's on ice.
I'm waiting for you. Hurry home.
[gentle music playing]
Can you help me?
[phone ringing]
- Hello.
- [woman on phone] Can I speak to Martin?
This is Martin.
Hi, Martin.
This is Dr Sharmar from Aleris.
Oh. Hi.
I'm glad I've got hold of you.
We've analyzed your tests.
Oh yeah, I'm on tenterhooks.
The test results are definitive,
and I'm afraid
I have some upsetting news, Martin.
- Yeah?
- Your sperm cells aren't moving.
So, I suggest you come in
to talk about it further in person.
I have an appointment on Thursday
[music becomes intense]
[both breathing heavily, moaning]
[both panting]
[intense music continues]
[music fades]