Bucket & Skinner's Epic Adventures (2011) s01e02 Episode Script

Epic Girls

It's not gonna happen.
Neither of us are going with you to Rainbowland to ride Miss Pippy's Magic River Adventure.
Yeah, Skinner.
No can do.
Aw, come on.
Did I mention the Magic Pixie Bumper Cars or that leprechaun who chases you with his cane? That wasn't a leprechaun.
It was a tiny old man in a green coat that you tried to tickle.
Oh.
We're not spending our Saturday at Rainbowland.
We're in high school now, bro.
Yeah.
I'm sure Bucket has something way more exciting planned.
Well Aw.
You thought I was serious? No offense, Bucket, but you're not exactly lighting up the social scene these days.
We're doing okay for freshmen.
Really? What'd you do last weekend? Built a girl out of tongue depressors.
We used string cheese for hair.
Yo, yo.
Call me Willy Wonka auause I got me some golden tickets.
Who's gonna score an invite to Aloepalooza 3? Will it be you? No.
No.
Are you kidding me? Ding, ding, ding.
Sven, line them up.
Proper attire required.
Must be over 15.
Void in Alaska and Hawaii.
What's Aloepalooza? Aloepalooza is only the hottest party of the year held at my dad's private beach crib.
While all the lazadies get in, dudes must be on the exclusive guest list.
And guess what.
You're not.
Fact! Factola! Factola? Who authorized that? You know what? Stop helping.
Wow.
Fireworks, releasing of doves, a life-size Aloe cake.
Oh, I call the ears.
The ears are mine.
So I guess I'll be seeing you guys at the greatest party of the year.
Oh, wait.
I won't.
Aloe out! Um, Aloe Skinner, my pants are stuck.
Oh, I'm on it.
I wake up, get in motion Get me to the ocean, here we go It's all about the sunshine and the current ride All the days I walk by, hello You know that when the surf rolls in That's when big waves really begin No worries, bro.
Here we go again Hey! Hey! Life is just a curl, and the summer never ends Here we go again Hey! Hey! You know it's always epic When I'm hanging with my friends Ohh-oh-ohh Here we go again Score.
Ladies' Taco Day rules.
Skinner, the taco place gives you the discount to keep you away from the customers.
I come from a time when a gentleman stands when he speaks to a lady.
Two hours on the waves.
How cool are Saturdays? Yeah.
Saturdays are my favorite day.
Because Rainbowland's open, right? No.
Because it's the only day of the week that retained its Roman origins in the wake of the English invasion of the Saxons.
Probably because there was no Norse god equivalent to the Roman god of harvest Saturn.
It's strange what sticks in there.
I gotta get to work.
So I guess I'll see you guys at Never mind.
What, Aloe's bash? Sorry.
That was lame of me to ask.
Why? You don't think we got invites? Oh, so you got invites.
Yep.
Nope.
We got invites.
We'll be there.
Great.
I'll save a dance for you.
Skinner, we gotta find a way into Aloepalooza.
I know.
That cake sounds awesome.
I'll eat his feet.
I don't care.
Forget the cake.
It's the biggest bash of the year.
All upperclassmen.
That was the funniest story I've ever heard.
You're so good-looking.
I'm telling you, Skinner, this could be the night of your dreams.
No.
Okay, we have to get into this party.
I know, but how? You think about it.
I'm putting on some lipstick and going for seconds.
Dude, you did it.
That's our way in.
Oh, yeah, I did.
What'd I do again? Like Aloe said, guys need to be on the guest list, but all the lazadies get in.
You and I are gonna sneak into Aloepalooza dressed as girls.
That's brilliant.
He'll never suspect us 'cause most of the time we're not girls.
Ooh, muscles.
You think this is heavy? Piece of cake.
Did you hear a pop? No.
Hey, Three Pieces, a customer was just asking for eight tons of lip balm.
Oh, look.
Miss Stark here just set me up with a killer deal on 50 cases.
Call me Gail.
Fig-flavored lip balm? Oh, wow.
That is some figgy fig.
Lips burning.
Why are my lips burning? 'Cause it's also a bug repellant.
And she's willing to sell it to us for only 800 dollarinos.
Guess I'm just a sucker for a man in a mesh tank top.
Not a lot of guys can pull that look off.
When you're a surfer, your body is a temple.
You know what? I also have 300 surf goggles I can sell you at a huge discount.
That would be a great deal, if surfers wore goggles.
Quiet, sweetie.
Grownups are talking.
What do you say I bring them by tonight after closing? Then maybe we could grab some dinner-winner.
Ohhh, I like dinner-winner.
See you tonight, handsome.
Three Pieces, I I've got a date! Whoo-hoo! Celebratory cartwheel .
Are you okay? More than okay.
I've got a date.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
I see that pretty saleswoman's been here again.
Yeah, and she's totally taking advantage of Three Pieces.
I just don't have the heart to tell him.
Hey, you don't have a heart.
You should tell him.
Okay, but only 'cause you sweet-talked me.
Okay, these are all the clothes I was able to dig out of my Gammy's closet.
Great.
Let's see what we got here.
Ahh! Oh, sweet.
You found Gammy's teeth.
She can eat mutton again.
Okay, ready? Let's get our girl on.
Three Pieces, are you here? Hey, Piper, what do you think? It's my lucky date suit .
Lucky you got into it.
Ah, the clothes just need to settle.
Your button.
Three Pieces, you know helping people is not my thing, right? But I like you.
You're a big shiny walrus.
Are you saying you want me to grow back my moustache? No.
I'm saying that lady, Gail, has been using you.
Oh, I get it.
'Cause no woman could ever like me for me.
That's not what I meant.
I know what you meant.
Good day.
Sad cartwheel.
So once we get by Sven, we'll go in, change into normal clothes, and keep our distance from Aloe.
Welcome to the Aloedome, the awesomest place on earth.
And, uh, who might you ladies be? We're with them.
That's right.
We're together, partner.
You guys are varsity cheer squad? Fighting Seals.
Go team.
Nice to meet you.
And, uh, you, save a dance for me.
Meow.
We're in.
We're at Aloepalooza.
Check it out.
Deejay, light show, disturbing Aloe cake.
Cool.
How awesome is this? High five.
Wait.
Girls don't high-five.
Curtsy.
Now, just mingle and act casual.
Nooo! My cake! I got you, baby.
Shh.
Cake of myself.
I'd never let anyone hurt you.
Skinner, this is epic.
We're partying with the A-listers.
Hey, there's Kelly.
Hey, Kell Let's talk to her after we get changed.
So where is the bag with our guy clothes? What? I thought you had it.
Why would I have it? You said you had it.
So we're at the party of our lives, and we're stuck dressed as girls? It might not be all bad news.
Don't bring up the cake.
Okay, it's all bad news.
Dude, this party can still be epic.
We just need to get out of these dresses.
Oh, man, Kelly's headed this way.
Cover me.
Hey, you girls know how to make an entrance.
I'm Kelly.
Hi, Kelly.
I'mBeyoncé.
Hi, Beyoncé.
Who's your friend? She's Gaga.
Yo, Kells, you hear the news? Aloe put on his dancing shoes.
I turned my head, saw you looking so fine.
Said to myself, "It's robot time.
" Did you see what just happened? I flipped for you, girl.
I'm not sure, Beyoncé, but I think I just got a dance invite.
Later.
Gaga? Really? What, you wanted to be Beyoncé? I don't wanna sound cruel, Bucket, but no way could you pull off Beyoncé.
Listen, we need to change.
I'll hold us a place in line for the girls' room.
You sneak into Aloe's bedroom and grab us some clothes.
Got it.
Clothes.
Anything specific? What do you mean? Well, you're an autumn, but sometimes you try and pull off paisley.
Just bring any clothes! Diva alert.
And you wonder why I gave you Gaga.
Hey, hey, hey, April rain.
Where do you think you're going? Oh, I really need to powder my nose 'cause I'm a girl.
You're not a girl.
You're an angel sent straight from heaven.
This is my jam.
Let's dance.
No.
I really have to go Beverage? Ooh.
And what is this? Fig juice.
Oh, I thought it was an appropriate choice in honor of the lip balm that brought us together.
Mmm.
Mm.
Mmm.
Interesting.
So, why don't you just write me a check for the goggles, and we'll get that out of the way.
Can do.
But I just need to get my steaky-wakie started on the grilly-willy.
Yeah, let's not talk like that anymore.
Got it.
Back in a flash.
One, two, buckle my shoe.
Three, four, open the door.
What is going on here? Excuse me.
Five, six, pick up sticks.
What is happening? Who are you? I'm the little girl who lives here.
Are you a nice lady or a mean lady? What? I What is this? Three Pieces! Hello! Don't be a bad person, or you'll be sorry.
Steaks are looking good.
Do you have a daughter or something? Nope.
Never been marriedyet.
What's taking Skinner so long? Come on! I mean, come on.
Oh! You okay? Nosebleed.
No biggie.
Parties can be tough.
You know, I used to be a corner girl like you.
I was always stressing over, will people like me? Get out of here.
You? So how'd you fix it? I don't know.
I stopped worrying.
Come with me.
Go, Gaga.
Get busy.
Having fun yet? Oh, yeah.
Not uncomfortable at all.
What happened to you? Drive the bus.
Drive the bus.
I had to ditch Sven, but I got the clothes.
Sprinkler.
Cool.
Five minutes, girls' bathroom.
Girls' bathroom.
Just meet me in the girl's bathroom.
Potty break.
The line hasn't moved.
What do they do in there? It's a bathroom, Bucket.
What's confusing you? Follow me.
Cover me.
I'm going in.
Here.
Get rid of these girl clothes and hand me Aloe's.
Oh, no.
What? What is it? I just got a run in my stocking.
Skinner, where'd you get these clothes? Um, from Aloe's bedroom.
You sure it wasn't his little brother's bedroom? Oh.
That would explain the screaming 8-year-old.
Skinner, I can't wear this.
I look like a tiny Incredible Hulk.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Fine.
You know what? Let's cut our losses and get outta here.
Can you just hand me back my girl clothes? Uh, you told me to get rid of them, so I got rid of them, out the window.
Are you telling me I'm stuck at the coolest party of the year in a Reggie Robot shirt? Good evening.
Hello.
Charmed.
Skinner, we need to get outta here.
Don't worry.
I'll think of something.
I got nothing.
Wait, wait.
Still nothing.
So I said, "If you're not gonna bury him in it, I'll take it.
" You tell the best stories.
And you are the best listener.
Oh, sorry.
I forgot to pay you for those goggles.
That's so funny.
I forgot, too.
500 even.
Make it out to cash.
What is going on? I don't know.
Daezo caffinata zefentol.
Confess, confess.
The Prince of Darkness commands you.
Oh, my gosh.
What is happening? Confess or be cursed for all eternity.
Fine.
It's true.
I'm wearing shoulder pads.
Oh, please don't hurt me.
Not you, her! Confess to your swindling ways! I don't know what you're talking about.
Confess about the goggles.
All right.
I confess.
I was only using him to sell cheap goggles.
What? I'll see you in your dreams! Piper? Sorry for the drastic measures, Three Pieces, but I needed you to see the truth about Gail.
She was using me the whole time.
Oh, I'm such an idiot! You're not an idiot.
Someday a lucky lady is gonna see that.
But help her a little.
Stop weari m mesh.
Hey, thanks for saving me 500 bucks.
Slow down there, shoulder pads.
Here's my bill.
That covers the light show, smoke machine, and backup singers.
Thanks, ladies.
I'll call you.
We'll do the lunch thing.
You are a pistol, Piper, but a cute one.
Aw, that's sweet.
But, seriously, cash now.
Man, that Sven is creepy.
Hey, I couldn't get any other clothes.
If someone sees me like this, I'm never gonna be able to show my face in school again.
Skinner, go.
No.
I'm not leaving my bro behind.
Give me 30 seconds, then make a beeline for the front door.
Wait.
No.
Skinner, stop.
30 seconds.
Promise me.
Promise me! All right.
I promise.
Purple! Green! Purple! Sven, I'm ready for that dance now.
Go to her.
Deejay, give me a funky beat.
One time.
You gotta love that guy.
Why? Why? Why? Goodbye, mystery lady with the size 13 shoe.
What? Hey.
Fun weekend? Um, yeah.
Sorry we didn't stop by that party.
Just too busy.
Who has a full plate? This guy.
Me and a few buds are going dancing next weekend.
You guys should come with.
That'd be awesome.
But, you know, gotta check the schedge.
Sure.
Oh, and maybe you can bring Gaga and Beyoncé, too.
What gave us away? You had me going until, um, I saw you.
We just wanted to go to the party.
You're not gonna tell anyone? No.
I actually admire the guts.
That's why I forced you to dance to have some fun.
You earned it.
Oh and next weekend, don't wear a skirt.
Absolutely.
Skinner and I will just be a normal self.
Score.
Old people's Taco Day rules.

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