Buddy Daddies (2023) s01e02 Episode Script

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Daddy!
Daddy, quickly.
Daddy, get up!
Who's making all this noise at this time?
Uh who's this?
Daddy. I need to pee.
What?
I need to pee.
Okay. Made it.
Daddy. Lift me up!
I can't reach.
I suppose not.
That was close, Daddy.
Yeah.
Lift me up!
What?
I need to wash my hands.
What have I gotten myself into?
TASTY MILK
FRESH HOKKAIDO BUTTER
Is this your house, Daddy?
That's right.
Well, I'm freeloading actually.
Freeloading?
That's cool!
I want to do it!
No way!
Why?
To start with, you can't reach.
Ah!
So heavy
Hey? What are you?
Hey! What are you doing?
I want to crack eggs too!
Just sit still and wait!
That's no fun!
What's going on?
It's not supposed to be fun.
Rei! Just in the nick of time.
Go and play with Daddy Rei.
Daddy Rei?
I'm not your daddy.
Then my uncle?
Just call me Rei.
This old guy has lots of games.
He'll be happy to play them with you.
Really?
Do you have "Morio Kart"?
No.
He really does
have loads of games.
A little more
It has loads of buttons.
Don't touch.
Uh?
Breakfast is ready.
You can eat here.
Looks wonderful!
Wait!
Before eating, we say "thank you".
You too, Rei!
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
Thank you.
Such a troublesome kid.
You're the one who brought her here.
I said I would sort it
"This child is yours.
I still resent you for ditching
the two of us.
I want you to raise her.
If you don't want your wife to find out,
pay for her childcare and alimony
up to this point."
So it's his lover's child?
That's a bit sticky.
We killed the guy being billed.
She saw us doing the job,
didn't she?
There was a gunfight
right in front of her.
What are we gonna do?
We can't take her to the cops now.
We have no choice
but to return her to her mother.
Where does she live?
I can't tell from this.
-Oy!
-What?
-Miri-chan.
-Yeah?
Your face is so sticky.
What a mess!
You're no better.
So, where did you come from?
Far way
You can finish eating first.
Far away.
Who did you come with?
On my own.
How?
I walked for ages and got on a train.
What station?
No idea.
What kind of train?
No idea.
What's your address?
I want a drink.
I only have carbonated water.
It was a miracle she got to that hotel.
I was wrong to ask the kid.
Let's approach it more slowly.
So fizzy!
What's your name?
Miri Unasaka, four years old.
Mommy is good at singing
and sings when she is working too.
Oh, where?
Well no idea.
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We don't have much to go on.
Just knowing she's a mafia boss's
illegitimate child doesn't help.
Don't touch.
I'm not too keen on the idea,
but I think I'll go to Kyu-chan's place.
I'll go with you.
You need to look after her.
I want to do it too.
Are you all right?
Is it hot?
Sorry.
So baggy.
Well, just wear that for now.
And watch this.
Hello, everyone.
The veggies are dancing!
I love this!
Don't get too excited, okay?
YADORIGI
Hello.
Welcome!
Eh?
It's not often we see you outside, Rei.
I couldn't play games at home.
Huh!
CHRISTMAS SHOOTOU
You really went for it.
Yeah I suppose so.
Perfect for a Christmas party, right?
I wasn't praising you.
There is a limit to how much
I can clean up after you.
There are plenty waiting
to take your place.
Sorry, Kyu-chan.
Here's the rest of the payment.
Also, can I ask you to take
on an urgent job?
All of the material has been prepared.
Yeah, no worries.
Thanks.
Here's the advance.
We'll get the rest in the usual way?
Yes.
By the way, Kyu-chan.
What?
The target from yesterday
did he have any kids?
According to my materials,
he didn't have any.
Why do you ask?
No, it's just
he was carrying a cute doll
that seemed out of keeping with his face.
Well, it was Christmas.
I'm sure there were
no discrepancies in the material.
It just leaves a nasty taste in the mouth.
Research errors are a real possibility.
I'll look into it for you.
Thanks in advance.
That was garbage.
Shut it!
It's fine.
Kyu-chan has no idea.
I wonder.
Welcome!
It's been a while.
So you are back.
Yeah.
Things could get messy
in this town for a while.
Let me know if you have any work for me.
Understood.
RYO OGINO
We're home.
Hey, we're
Uh!
Hey!
You can't be serious!
Miri!
Miri!
I'm ready.
Hide-and-seek?
We can see you.
You found me.
Let's change roles this time.
-Stop. That's real.
-It doesn't have any bullets.
Wait up!
No!
It's your turn now.
You little brat!
Oy!
-Where are you?
-We can't leave her home alone.
Eh?
The target is the head of a drug cartel,
and he lives in a mansion by the cove.
He is in league with some foreign mafia
and in constant conflict with other gangs.
The boss himself is really timid.
Expect tight security
around his residence.
He will have a lot of men on watch,
so we will never get in
using just the normal methods.
Not only can we not shoot from a distance,
but due to the cliffs around the residence
we can't even get a good look inside.
What is our approach?
Go in the front and slay everyone.
You think that's possible?
Kyu-chan just told us not
to make a spectacle of ourselves.
We can't appear in the papers again.
Hey, Daddy.
This isn't it.
What?
It's not the same as Mommy's.
So, you could tell the difference, Miri?
You're right.
I added nutmeg to the Grade A5 beef
and used lots of gravy
to create
my select homemade hamburger steak.
Mommy's is nicer.
I wonder what Mommy is doing now.
Why this all of a sudden?
I wonder if she is feeling lonely.
Now, Miri
Hey, come here!
It's "hide-and-seek".
You're right in the middle of eating.
Unbelievable.
Oh!
Eh?
Activities have been planned
by convenience stores
preparing for the year-end season.
-According to the MIAC
-Come out!
Behave yourself.
Miri.
She's pretty good at "hide-and-seek".
This is not "hide-and-seek".
She is just playing with me
with her agile movements.
But I wonder
That could work for us.
DRUG CARTEL LEADER
-Is "hide-and-seek" over?
-Need to turn off the alarm.
-Hey!
-Find a gap
YONMITSU GENERAL COMPANY
SUPPLIES
KARAOKE
MEGA ECHO
Let's make a move then!
Yeah.
I wanna go too.
I want to go out with Daddy.
How are we going to play this?
Leave it to me.
There you go. Eat as much as you like.
Amazing!
With all these snacks,
she will be nice and quiet.
It's like giving food to your pet
when you go out.
POTATO CHIPS
Daddy!
-Oh, no!
-We've got to get going.
Don't go, Daddy!
Keep it down!
-Didn't you say, "Leave it to me"?
-Daddy, don't leave me on my own.
Somebody will report us.
Yeah, but
-Is something wrong?
-Err no.
Everything is fine.
I want to go too.
I have a bad feeling about this.
My plan
Inside the house by the cove,
there are a large number
of surveillance cameras,
but once the target is outside,
he will be defenseless.
If you block
the escape route at the front,
he will be forced to escape
the cove by boat.
So we just sit in wait for the boss
as he leaves the cove
and take him out.
We can get the job done
without making a fuss.
Let's go.
What?
What is she doing?
Miri, I told you to keep quiet.
You're kidding.
I need to pee.
Again?
-Just hold it.
-Eh?
I'll be right back,
so keep still.
MAINTENANCE WORKER - SUZUKI SABUROU
I've come to inspect
your security equipment.
It seems a system bug caused
a false alarm the other day.
Are you new?
Is this how you normally greet people?
What?
Sorry. Just kidding.
Security is tight
as the research said it would be.
Okay. You can come in.
Okay.
Excuse me, but what's this?
What?
Can you confirm the entrance code?
We can get the job done
without making a fuss.
I'll show him.
ELECTRIC SHOCK
Now, we'll disguise ourselves as the enemy
to launch an attack from the inside.
This timid boss is bound
to try to escape via the coast.
Toilet.
Who are you?
I need the toilet.
Okay. Preparation complete.
Uh!
Thank you very much.
I'm just glad we were on time.
Why is she here?
It's Daddy.
What are you doing?
Where are the lookouts?
Well
What are you doing, Daddy?
Hide-and-seek?
What is this kid talking about?
Don't move!
-Run for it!
-Daddy has to find me.
You're kidding.
Wait!
What's going on?
Stop, Miri.
So noisy!
I'm soaked.
I told you to stop.
No way.
Go around the back.
Wait, Miri.
Oy! What are you two up to?
Hide-and-seek.
I thought we were playing tag.
Ha! I've got you!
I've got her.
Kill them!
Hey
We should have done it
like this from the start.
So noisy!
Stop it, you fool!
We are still here, you know.
I'm like an airplane.
Our strategy failed. We need to get away.
It ended up as quite the show after all.
I haven't killed anyone yet today.
Failure is not an option.
And Miri
It's your fault the plan failed.
I'm sorry.
You could have been killed.
You shouldn't make us worry so much.
Do you understand?
Yes, got it, Daddy.
What's more
You have to stop calling me Daddy
when we are out of the house.
-Got it?
-Yes, Daddy.
You really haven't understood.
We messed up.
I know.
It's impossible to work properly
with her around.
I need to do something quick.
KYUTARO KUGI
MOBILE PHONE
Uh-oh!
Well done.
The thing is, this time
You don't need to involve yourself
with this matter anymore.
I will finish it off myself.
Yes.
Also, about the research.
It seems he had a child
with one of his lovers.
A girl.
I'll send you the details later.
Okay.
Thank you, Kyu-chan.
I've found out where her mother is.
Yeah.
It will be good riddance.
Stop! Help me!
What will they be?
The last words you will ever speak.
I will give you as much money as you want.
So commonplace.
Your words have no value
for my collection.
Subtitle translation by: Simon Way