Bunnicula (2016) s01e02 Episode Script
Walking Fish
1
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
New Orleans by night.
There is nothing like it.
And it's one of the most
haunted cities in the world.
And we're lucky enough
to live right above
Madam Polidori's spookerrific
Curiosities Shop.
We can't stay long though
'cause it's almost bedtime.
Early to bed, early to rise
is what I always say.
Who's with me?
Don't all chime in at once.
(BELL RINGING)
Oh, boy.
Madam Polidori's Curiosities
Shop and fortunes.
Ugh, so creepy.
The only thing creepier is
(THUNDER)
Aah!
You!
Creepius Maximundai.
And where do you
think you're off to?
I forbid you from
entering that shop.
Forbid you!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Huh? Bunnicula,
when did you get here?
Who's my little bunny-wunny?
Who? You are. You are.
There are no bunny-wunnies
allowed in my shop.
Aargh.
I can barely
tolerate children.
Oh, Madam P, no worries.
We promise not
to touch anything.
I see
A great loss in your future.
Did I mention I take
cash up front?
(GASPING)
Oh, my gosh. Is that
a real iron maiden?
That is so rad.
If by rad you
mean terrifying.
Aargh. Ooooh.
Whatcha got, Buns?
Pretty.
Pretty awesome!
Not awesome.
Aargh!
Woowhee!
Gross! Ew! Ow!
Gimme that!
Didn't Mina promise we
weren't going to
touch anything?
(LAUGHING)
Let's touch more stuff.
-Ugh.
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
Bunnicula!
Ooh, that's fragile.
Give me that mask.
Oof!
-Wait for me.
-Ow.
This part of the shop is
totally dark and scary.
It's like, if we had a brain
in our heads, we wouldn't
even be in here, ooh.
Wow, pretty, pretty.
(HAROLD SNIFFING)
Ha-ha.
Hmm.
Oh!
Check out this massage chair.
(LAUGHING)
Consider me soothed.
You really gotta try th
Play!
A candy bar?
Well, dogs aren't supposed
to have chocolate, you know.
-(BLOWING)
-(HAROLD) Oh!
Musical candy bar.
No, that's fine.
(PLAYING HARMONICA)
Oooh.
(LAUGHING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(GRUNTING)
What are you doing?
Stop the music!
I'm putting this harmonica
back where it belongs.
It's a musical candy bar.
Come on, gang,
it's time to go.
Thank you, Madam Polidori.
Hmm.
(SNIFFING)
Ah.
Sugar beets.
HAROLD: Hey, Bunnicula.
Where are you?
Now, what are you
doing out here?
(THUNDER)
-Grr.
-(DAD) Mina.
Time for bed.
Okay, Dad.
La, la, la, la
Goodnight, guys.
Oh, make sure you turn off the
TV before you go to sleep.
And now, we flip the steak
so it may sizzle in its own
delectable juices.
Don't you ever watch
anything else?
I'll be in the study,
reading a book.
Ho, I know.
It's making me hungry too.
Hey, Bunnic.
You know, it's funny how
the pantry is the smallest
room in the house
but it has all the snacks.
It's like when I feel small
sometimes, I remember
I love snacks so much!
Am I alone in this or what?
Play, play.
Aw, that thing tastes
kinda fish
-Play, play, play, play, play!
-All right.
-Play, play, play, play.
-I don't even know how I can
play it so goodly.
(PLAYING HARMONICA)
Rational Explanations
for Everything.
I can't wait to read the
chapter on Bunnicula.
(GURGLING SOUND)
That's it. Harold!
Are you drinking out
of the toilet again?
(SCREECHING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
We're under attack!
It's an all-out night of
the screaming zombie
fish invasion!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
No yay, yay, yay!
This is bad, bad, bad!
(LAUGHING)
Uh-oh, they're invisible.
Hurry! We need to board up
the doors and windows!
Play?
What is that
harmonica doing here?
Sorry, little buddy.
Ugh
Why are you laying around?
I uh
Swallowed the musical
candy bar.
What! But the zombie fish
will be here any second.
It's stuck in my food hole.
It won't stop playing.
Well, maybe I can
squeeze it out.
(HARMONICA PLAYS OFF-KEY)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
Friends!
No, Bunnicula, not friends.
Zombies are scary.
Zombies will scare Mina.
Mina.
Mina.
(SNARLING)
(SNORING)
We're doomed!
Aah!
Hmm.
Every time you breathe,
the harmonica plays
and they start moving.
That's it! You have
to stop breathing.
Phew.
Good news. It worked.
Bad news. You can
never breathe again.
And as for you
I knew you would
get us into trouble.
(MUMBLING)
Now, you better use your
creepy little vampire
weirdness to fix this.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Oopsie.
We have to get that
harmonica out of you.
(LAUGHING)
All gone.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh! Sugar beets.
Wait, where are you going?
Sugar beets!
We are in big trouble.
(RATTLING)
(GROWLING)
No, sir,
Varney's vegan crawfish
etouffee is made from tofu
shaped like crawfish.
Ah, sugar beet.
What part of vegan don't
you understand?
(LAUGHING)
I really need to call
an exterminator.
(SNORING)
(GROWLING)
Hmm.
All right, that's far enough.
Stay back!
Ew! There's a fish
licking my eyeball!
Ah!
The sugar beets made
Bunnicula hyper fast!
(SNARLING)
You're making this worse.
(GROWLING)
(MUSIC INCREASING IN TEMPO)
(LAUGHING)
Bunnicula, stop!
My eardrums'll burst!
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
(EXPLODING)
(EXPLODING)
(EXPLODING)
(SNORING)
He did it!
Zombie fish threat eliminated
and no one is the wiser.
Huh.
Now let's put this where it
will never be a problem again.
Ha-ha, oh, man that was crazy.
Hey, I wonder if that candy
bar will play music if I stick
it in my
-MINA: Aargh!
-Huh?
How did I get on the roof?
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
New Orleans by night.
There is nothing like it.
And it's one of the most
haunted cities in the world.
And we're lucky enough
to live right above
Madam Polidori's spookerrific
Curiosities Shop.
We can't stay long though
'cause it's almost bedtime.
Early to bed, early to rise
is what I always say.
Who's with me?
Don't all chime in at once.
(BELL RINGING)
Oh, boy.
Madam Polidori's Curiosities
Shop and fortunes.
Ugh, so creepy.
The only thing creepier is
(THUNDER)
Aah!
You!
Creepius Maximundai.
And where do you
think you're off to?
I forbid you from
entering that shop.
Forbid you!
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Huh? Bunnicula,
when did you get here?
Who's my little bunny-wunny?
Who? You are. You are.
There are no bunny-wunnies
allowed in my shop.
Aargh.
I can barely
tolerate children.
Oh, Madam P, no worries.
We promise not
to touch anything.
I see
A great loss in your future.
Did I mention I take
cash up front?
(GASPING)
Oh, my gosh. Is that
a real iron maiden?
That is so rad.
If by rad you
mean terrifying.
Aargh. Ooooh.
Whatcha got, Buns?
Pretty.
Pretty awesome!
Not awesome.
Aargh!
Woowhee!
Gross! Ew! Ow!
Gimme that!
Didn't Mina promise we
weren't going to
touch anything?
(LAUGHING)
Let's touch more stuff.
-Ugh.
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
Bunnicula!
Ooh, that's fragile.
Give me that mask.
Oof!
-Wait for me.
-Ow.
This part of the shop is
totally dark and scary.
It's like, if we had a brain
in our heads, we wouldn't
even be in here, ooh.
Wow, pretty, pretty.
(HAROLD SNIFFING)
Ha-ha.
Hmm.
Oh!
Check out this massage chair.
(LAUGHING)
Consider me soothed.
You really gotta try th
Play!
A candy bar?
Well, dogs aren't supposed
to have chocolate, you know.
-(BLOWING)
-(HAROLD) Oh!
Musical candy bar.
No, that's fine.
(PLAYING HARMONICA)
Oooh.
(LAUGHING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
(GRUNTING)
What are you doing?
Stop the music!
I'm putting this harmonica
back where it belongs.
It's a musical candy bar.
Come on, gang,
it's time to go.
Thank you, Madam Polidori.
Hmm.
(SNIFFING)
Ah.
Sugar beets.
HAROLD: Hey, Bunnicula.
Where are you?
Now, what are you
doing out here?
(THUNDER)
-Grr.
-(DAD) Mina.
Time for bed.
Okay, Dad.
La, la, la, la
Goodnight, guys.
Oh, make sure you turn off the
TV before you go to sleep.
And now, we flip the steak
so it may sizzle in its own
delectable juices.
Don't you ever watch
anything else?
I'll be in the study,
reading a book.
Ho, I know.
It's making me hungry too.
Hey, Bunnic.
You know, it's funny how
the pantry is the smallest
room in the house
but it has all the snacks.
It's like when I feel small
sometimes, I remember
I love snacks so much!
Am I alone in this or what?
Play, play.
Aw, that thing tastes
kinda fish
-Play, play, play, play, play!
-All right.
-Play, play, play, play.
-I don't even know how I can
play it so goodly.
(PLAYING HARMONICA)
Rational Explanations
for Everything.
I can't wait to read the
chapter on Bunnicula.
(GURGLING SOUND)
That's it. Harold!
Are you drinking out
of the toilet again?
(SCREECHING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(LAUGHING)
We're under attack!
It's an all-out night of
the screaming zombie
fish invasion!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
No yay, yay, yay!
This is bad, bad, bad!
(LAUGHING)
Uh-oh, they're invisible.
Hurry! We need to board up
the doors and windows!
Play?
What is that
harmonica doing here?
Sorry, little buddy.
Ugh
Why are you laying around?
I uh
Swallowed the musical
candy bar.
What! But the zombie fish
will be here any second.
It's stuck in my food hole.
It won't stop playing.
Well, maybe I can
squeeze it out.
(HARMONICA PLAYS OFF-KEY)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
Friends!
No, Bunnicula, not friends.
Zombies are scary.
Zombies will scare Mina.
Mina.
Mina.
(SNARLING)
(SNORING)
We're doomed!
Aah!
Hmm.
Every time you breathe,
the harmonica plays
and they start moving.
That's it! You have
to stop breathing.
Phew.
Good news. It worked.
Bad news. You can
never breathe again.
And as for you
I knew you would
get us into trouble.
(MUMBLING)
Now, you better use your
creepy little vampire
weirdness to fix this.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Oopsie.
We have to get that
harmonica out of you.
(LAUGHING)
All gone.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh! Sugar beets.
Wait, where are you going?
Sugar beets!
We are in big trouble.
(RATTLING)
(GROWLING)
No, sir,
Varney's vegan crawfish
etouffee is made from tofu
shaped like crawfish.
Ah, sugar beet.
What part of vegan don't
you understand?
(LAUGHING)
I really need to call
an exterminator.
(SNORING)
(GROWLING)
Hmm.
All right, that's far enough.
Stay back!
Ew! There's a fish
licking my eyeball!
Ah!
The sugar beets made
Bunnicula hyper fast!
(SNARLING)
You're making this worse.
(GROWLING)
(MUSIC INCREASING IN TEMPO)
(LAUGHING)
Bunnicula, stop!
My eardrums'll burst!
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
(EXPLODING)
(EXPLODING)
(EXPLODING)
(SNORING)
He did it!
Zombie fish threat eliminated
and no one is the wiser.
Huh.
Now let's put this where it
will never be a problem again.
Ha-ha, oh, man that was crazy.
Hey, I wonder if that candy
bar will play music if I stick
it in my
-MINA: Aargh!
-Huh?
How did I get on the roof?
(THEME SONG PLAYING)