Canada's Drag Race (2020) s01e02 Episode Script
Her-itage Moments
RUPAUL: Previously,
on Canada's Drag Race
STACEY: You need to design
and create a high-fashion look
using these boxes
that scream O Canada.
♪
JEFFREY: You are not
a one-trick pony.
ELISHA: Not my
favourite look tonight.
KYNE: Well, it's my
favourite look tonight.
STACEY: I love that your look is
like polished from head to toe.
BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga,
you are the winner
of this week's challenge.
RITA: Merci!
BROOKE LYNN: Lemon,
chante, you stay.
Juice Boxx, it breaks my heart
to say this, but sashay away.
♪
♪
♪
LEMON: Hey, , season one.
I love you all so much.
Lots of love, sisters.
XOXO Juice Boxx.
LEMON: I feel really sad
to send a sister home,
but I'm so grateful
to still be here.
LEMON: It's just sad.
But off, bitch.
Let's go.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: We love you,
Juice Boxx!
[cheering]
PRIYANKA: Juice Boxx going home
really shook-eth the system.
TYNOMI: I've never seen
Juice fight the way she did.
SCARLETT: Never.
She's at a level
that is beyond anything,
and it wasn't her time.
PRIYANKA: Nobody is safe,
which is very exciting
because anything can happen.
PRIYANKA: Rita won
the first challenge.
RITA: Thank you!
[cheering & applause]
RITA: I just won.
Guess who won.
RITA: Hoo-hoo!
KYNE: I thought
it was gonna be me.
PRIYANKA: You think you
should have won the whole
KYNE: Yeah.
PRIYANKA: design challenge?
KYNE: Yeah.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Okay, whoa.
That's a stretch, sis.
BOA: So the other girls are
saying that your garment
didn't fit properly.
KYNE: [gasps]
KIARA: Kyne is delusional.
There's no way she should
have won this challenge.
She was losing her
balls on the runway.
STARZY: At this point,
it's legit anyone's game.
♪
ILONA: It's time
to bring the A-game.
Like, nerves are over,
first week's done--
like, let's give it, bitches.
♪
♪
RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race
receives a year of
hotel stays from Hilton,
and a cash prize of $100,000.
With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
With tonight's extra
special guest host,
Jade Hassoune.
♪
♪
PRIYANKA: Ooh,
it's a new day in the workroom!
[cheering]
BOA: It is a new day
in the workroom,
and I put caution tape
over my nipples.
I am ready to party!
TYNOMI: How are you feeling?
LEMON: Top 11!
[laughter & exclaiming]
LEMON: You know?
STARZY: So she
wins one lip synch,
and now she's a champion?
LEMON: How many have you won?
STARZY: Huh?
BOA: Ohhh, yes!
STARZY: Oh, we're gonna do that.
Are we gonna list?
Oh, I can list, baby.
I can list.
PRIYANKA: Give us the list.
KIARA: Give us the list, sister.
STARZY: Starting with
Miss Black Continental at large.
KIARA: Miss Safe At Large.
SCARLETT: Oh!
[cheering & laughter]
KIARA: Gah, gah!
[siren]
[gasping & cheering]
RUPAUL: O Canada!
She done already
done had herses.
RUPAUL: My northern lights,
they say that history
can't be rewritten.
What the hell do they know?
Because if you stay historical,
you ain't got to
get historical, okay?
Paging Dr. Penfield!
Paging Dr. Penfield!
JIMBO: What?
Who's Dr. Penfield?
SCARLETT: Who's Dr. Penfield?
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi!
[cheering & applause]
QUEEN: Yes, Brooke Lynn!
BROOKE LYNN: Hello, ladies.
QUEENS: Hello!
BROOKE LYNN: If you want to be
Canada's first drag superstar,
you need to stay on point,
literally.
I spent years training
as a ballet dancer,
so my body can do
some crazy shit.
SCARLETT: Ooh.
BROOKE LYNN: As a ballet dancer.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, pit crew!
[gasping]
KIARA: Yes!
[cheering]
SCARLETT: Oh my god.
Oh!
QUEEN: Oh-ho, yummy.
PRIYANKA: Mm
How big is it?
[giggling]
BROOKE LYNN: For
today's mini challenge,
you will all be auditioning
for the principal role
in a new drag ballet
called The Nutsmacker.
It's a fairy tale story
of a demure ingenue, aw,
who, at the stroke of midnight,
transforms from
a bashful ballerina
to a nutsmacking bitch.
You have 20 minutes
to get into your finest
ballerina quick drag.
Ready, set
Runs!
Go!
Run!
♪
SCARLETT: This is crazy.
ILONA: Oh!
SCARLETT: Oh my god,
my balls are falling out.
KYNE: [sighs]
SCARLETT: The
mini challenge today is
a crash course in ballet.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, ladies,
it is time to assume
the position.
BROOKE LYNN: We have
Anastarzia Anaquway.
STARZY: Right now,
I'm living my ballerina fantasy.
I'm extending.
I'm spinning.
And now, I'm-a
beat some bitches!
[shouting & laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Hey!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Lemon.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: [giggles]
LEMON: I'm dancing like
Swan Lake, meets Bjork,
meets Sia, meets me
getting hit by a bus.
[cheering & applause]
BROOKE LYNN: Tynomi Banks.
[laughter]
TYNOMI: I'm feeling
my tutu realness.
Come through with the tutu.
[laughs]
BROOKE LYNN: I do
love ballet mime.
Rita Baga.
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona Verley.
ILONA: Hiya!
BROOKE LYNN: Karate ballet.
BROOKE LYNN: Jimbo.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: You go,
Crusty the Swan.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Boa!
BOA: Mommy and Daddy
fight at night.
I walked in on him hurting her,
but they said they were playing.
[laughter]
BOA: You've just got to dance
like nobody's watching, bitch.
♪
[laughter]
♪
BOA: I don't want
to do this anymore!
BROOKE LYNN: Kiara.
KIARA: Dance challenge,
I've got this.
BROOKE LYNN: I can
see her ouch pouch.
ILONA: Ahh!
Oh-ho-ho!
[cheering]
ILONA: Slide the floor, bitch.
Clean the floor, bitch.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: The nutsmacking music
kicks in, and I lose it, bitch.
And then,
something comes to mind.
♪
[laughter]
BOA: Ahh!
[laughter]
PRIIYANKA: And I showed
them how ballet is done!
Technique, form,
and a good finish.
BOA: Oh!
[cheering]
BOA: Oh, yeah!
SCARLETT: Touch your toes.
Touch your toes.
[cheering]
SCARLETT: Mm.
So hot!
♪
BROOKE LYNN: You
were all tu-tumuch,
but two of you plieed, jeteed,
and booty bounced harder
than any other nutsmacker here.
Boa and
Anastarzia Anaquway.
[cheering & applause]
BOA: Yay!
STARZY: Me?
BROOKE LYNN: You have each
won a $1,000 gift certificate
from Wigs and Grace.
STARZY: Wow!
BOA: That's lit.
BROOKE LYNN: Now, drag queens
have always been about
teaching the children, darling.
We take pride
in telling the stories
of the trailblazing
mothertuckers
that have come before us.
For this week's maxi challenge,
you will be overacting
in two totally twisted
"her"-itage moments,
inspired by the iconic
heritage minutes.
The first is a tale
of drag queens
fighting for the right to vote,
in "The Muffragettes."
The second, the sheroic story
of a Canadian doctor
who cured rare drag diseases
in "I Smell Burnt Tucks."
#CanadasDragRace.
LEMON: We're spoofing these old
commercials that used to come on
Canadian TV, and they were
these really beautiful,
heartfelt stories about
like true historical things
that happened in Canada.
BROOKE LYNN: Boa and Anastarzia,
as the winners of
this week's mini challenge,
you will both be team captains.
First pick goes to Boa.
BOA: Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: Yes!
BROOKE LYNN: Anastarzia?
STARZY: Tynomi.
BOA: Come here, come on.
You, you.
[laughter]
STARZY: Madame.
BOA: Scarlett.
STARZY: Miss Kiara.
KIARA: Me?
BOA: Jimbo.
STARZY: We want some
Lemon in our lives.
Oh!
SCARLETT: Yes.
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona,
you are the last one standing.
ILONA: What's new?
BROOKE LYNN: Which means
you get to pick which team
you would like to be on.
ILONA: Oh!
QUEENS: Ooh.
STARZY: Ha!
ILONA: Well, them.
[laughter]
BOA: I love that!
[other team cheering]
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Are you ready
to rewrite her-story?
QUEENS: Yes!
We sure are.
BROOKE LYNN: Then gentlemen,
start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
[cheering & applause]
BROOKE LYNN: See you later!
[applause]
BOA: Pass it along, class.
Here you go.
JIMBO: I remember the heritage
moments from my childhood,
and I always remember them
feeling a little bit cheesy
but somehow heartwarming.
"Doctor, I smell burnt toast."
BOA: Alright, so our plot
Muffragettes, a group of queens
fighting for the right to vote.
In 1916 Manitoba,
their main opponent,
the premier of the province,
is revealed to be
a closeted drag queen.
JIMBO: My character is an old,
gay judge that's closeted,
trying to stop the drag queens
from getting their vote,
and in the end, I change my mind
and allow the Muffragettes
their right to vote.
BOA: Vegan and Tara,
lesbian twin musician duo.
They sing everything in unison.
SCARLETT & ILONA:
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!
SCARLETT: Ilona
and I just click.
Like, we are just attached
at the hip right now.
ILONA: Bitch!
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Every time I see her,
I want to be like,
"Ooh, sissy, what are
we gonna do today?"
SCARLETT & ILONA:
Leaving in a huff,
you'll get it from the Muffs!
JIMBO: Ilona and BoBo,
they keep picking these
weird, drawn-out,
weird tunes.
SCARLETT & ILONA: Sisters
JIMBO: You don't know
what you're saying. ♪
♪
SCARLETT & ILONA: You'll
get it from the Muffs! ♪
STARZY: We are going
to read through this.
Everyone let me know which role
you feel most comfortable with.
STARZY: For our heritage moment,
we are doing "Burnt Tuck."
LEMON: Our scene is
about rare drag diseases,
and the fabulous doctor
who claims to have the cures.
I am playing Lisette.
She is this prim
and proper little bitch,
and she has contouria,
and she's really
stressed about it.
STARZY: I will be playing
the role of Dr. Wilma Hennyfield
because she's an
egotistical bitch.
Ah!
STARZY: Kiara, you're gonna
do Maggie, the death dropper.
KIARA: I know.
KIARA: I've done improv
all through high school,
and my mom's a theatre teacher.
I studied for production for two
years, and then drag full-time.
KIARA: Ga-ga-ti-ti-ta-ta!
[laughter]
TYNOMI: Pum top-- wow.
Pum top it-- wow.
Tongue pop.
KIARA: Tonguepopitis.
TYNOMI: Oh!
[laughter]
STARZY: My girl, Tynomi,
I see you in the corner
struggling,
but we're gonna get you there.
STARZY: Say popitis.
KIARA: Tonguepopitis.
TYNOMI: Tonguepopitis.
STARZY: There you go.
TYNOMI: Can't stop,
can't stop this pop.
STARZY: You've got
to pop that tongue.
BOA: Alana.
ILONA: Ilona.
BOA: Ilona, I'm sorry!
I'm learning so many names.
ILONA: You're so racist!
BOA: Oh my god!
BOA: Ilona.
It's Ilona, or is it
I don't know!
BOA: I had to pick Alana
because she's just amazing.
ILONA: [laughs]
You didn't pick her!
ILONA: Boa's about to
walk up to pick her team.
She leans over and she goes
how do I say your
name correctly again?
And then doesn't even pick me!
BOA: Alana.
ILONA: Fake friend!
BOA: .
KYNE: Do we want
to start with this?
BOA: Yeah, let's go
through the script.
Okay, so, um
[laughs]
PRIYANKA: You okay?
BOA: I have ADHD.
It makes it really difficult for
me to memorize lines and stuff,
and focus on a piece of paper.
I was looking at the paper,
and it was just mashing
all together, and I didn't
exactly know what to do.
KYNE: I love it, Edward.
You don't have
to say it like that.
BOA: Oh, okay, right,
right, right, yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: Mama's home!
LEMON: Hi!
[cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: Hi, Team Boa.
TEAM BOA: Hi!
BROOKE LYNN: How are
the Muffragettes doing?
BOA: Amazing!
BROOKE LYNN: Why did you choose
this lovely group of women
for your team?
BOA: I had to pick Alana
because she was just
JIMBO: Ilona.
BOA: Ilona.
I had to pick Ilona.
ILONA: You're hateful.
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona picked you.
BOA: She's amazing.
ILONA: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: And Ilona, how
does it feel to be chosen last?
ILONA: It's-- it was
hurtful in the moment.
We've moved on.
BROOKE LYNN: Are
you hearing this?
KYNE: Who throws a tantrum?
It's just
KYNE: I mean,
who does that?
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne,
you were not too pleased
on the runway last week.
ELISHA: Not my
favourite look tonight.
KYNE: Well, it's my
favourite look tonight.
BROOKE LYNN: Are you
going to take your critiques
better this week?
KYNE: I think last week
I was just so
BROOKE LYNN: Overly confident?
KYNE: Yeah, because I know
that I'm good at sewing,
and so I just felt like I had
that challenge in the bag.
BROOKE LYNN: You
did sew it well,
but you didn't deliver it well,
and things were falling off you
the whole time on the runway.
KYNE: This week, I'm
BROOKE LYNN: We gold-sided you.
KYNE: Yeah, you did.
But you know what?
I forgive you.
SCARLETT: Bitch!
You're gonna forgive
Brooke Lynn?
KYNE: I forgive you.
[awkward laughter]
PRIYANKA: I don't think
she said sorry.
BROOKE LYNN: I didn't ask you.
SCARLETT: Kyne,
shut the fuck up!
BROOKE LYNN: What is the biggest
challenge you're having
bringing this scene to life?
BOA: We want it to be
really, really big.
BROOKE LYNN: But it's important
to remember, when you overact,
you can't go "Aah!"
all the time,
and the characters have
to be grounded in a reality.
I cannot wait to see it.
KYNE: Thank you!
BOA: Thank you, Brooke Lynn.
QUEENS: Bye, thank you!
KYNE: Thanks, Brooke.
BROOKE LYNN: Team Anastarzia!
QUEENS: Hello.
Yes!
BROOKE LYNN: Do
I smell burnt toast?
KIARA: You might
smell burnt tuck.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Are
any of you actors?
Do any of you act?
RITA: I do.
BROOKE LYNN: You act,
and you act-- oh, great.
LEMON: Like a little.
LEMON: I almost went home
last week, and therefore,
I will not let any second
of this competition slip by.
TYNOMI: So these lovely
ladies who have experience
are definitely helping me
with my character development,
so that's really nice.
BROOKE LYNN: I have
some direction for you.
TYNOMI: Oh, go ahead.
BROOKE LYNN: I noticed
you seemed very, very nervous
that first week.
TYNOMI: Oh, the deer
in the headlights?
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah,
queer in the headlights.
BROOKE LYNN: You walked out
and it was like
TYNOMI: I know.
BROOKE LYNN: It was like,
"Who is this person?"
TYNOMI: No, I felt it.
I felt it.
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah.
TYNOMI: I agree with her.
I was that deer.
And I need to wake up.
I need to be bigger.
I need to be louder.
I need to make her-story.
BROOKE LYNN: I'm so glad
you're all confident
and also have the sense
that this is gonna be hard
and you have to put
in the hard work for it.
And I cannot wait to see.
QUEENS: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Actors, actors,
attention, please.
In just a few moments, you will
all be heading to the set
where you will be directed
by our local thespian,
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.
And this week,
our extra special guest host is
superstar from Shadowhunters,
Jade Hassoune.
[cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: So good luck,
ladies,
and don't it up.
JEFFREY: Welcome
to Hollywood North.
If you make it queer,
you can make it anywhere.
You ladies are telling the story
of five drag queens who demand
the right to vote from
the Premier of Manitoba,
who has his own secret
connection to the cause.
Now, I trust you've
studied your scripts.
BOA: Going into the challenge,
I'm kind of worried
about my lines.
JEFFREY: I can't wait
to see what you've got.
BOA: I'm the team leader,
and I've got to pull
us through this.
JEFFREY: Action.
PRIYANKA: Getting my steps in,
getting my steps in.
Where are we?
This place is nice.
BOA: It's not!
It's a horrible place full of
toxic mascu-- [jumbles words]
Toxic masculinity, and
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
JEFFREY: Action.
BOA: It's a toxic institution
full of--
Oh my god!
PRIYANKA: Just say the lines.
Just say the lines, Boa.
JEFFREY: Boa, look,
you've got the whole look.
You've got the energy.
You've got the voice.
You've got everything going.
BOA: I know.
I don't know what's going on.
JEFFREY: You're overthinking it.
Action.
BOA: You idiot!
We are here to get
the right to the drag--
oh, I'm so sorry, oh my god.
JEFFREY: It's okay, honey.
Let's take it again, okay?
Just take a beat and breathe.
BOA: I cannot remember my lines.
I had them and they're gone.
As team leader, I've got
to pull my shit together.
JEFFREY: Okay, ladies, so
this is a full page of dialogue,
and it would be great
if we could try to get it
in one solid take, okay?
You ready?
ILONA: Yeah.
JEFFREY: Action.
JIMBO: Drag queens voting?
Nope, not on my watch.
I assure you, nice drag queens
don't want the vote.
SCARLETT: Who
ILONA: Said
SCARLETT: We
ILONA: Were
SCARLETT: Nice?
SCARLETT & ILONA: Bitch!
[coughing]
JEFFREY: So Vegan and Tara,
remember to annunciate,
because me sitting here, even
with the lines in front of me,
can't understand
what you're saying.
SCARLETT: Okay.
JEFFREY: Okay?
Action.
SCARLETT: Who
ILONA: Said
SCARLETT: We
ILONA: Were
SCARLETT: Nice?
SCARLETT & ILONA: Bitch!
[coughing]
BOA: Oh my god, what was it?
ILONA: Boa, you didn't pick me?
You should have not
picked yourself, bitch!
JEFFREY: And action.
JIMBO & KYNE: [gasping]
Your waist is cinched!
JIMBO: [gasps]
Ah!
That was late.
JEFFREY: Cut.
Kyne, this is your
moment to shine,
so the slaps are like
an amazing comic effect.
Just don't leave so much
of a gap in between each one.
Just boom, okay?
Line.
Boom.
Action.
KYNE: And your
cheeks are pinched!
Ah!
JIMBO: Oh!
KYNE: And your
wrists are minced!
Ah!
JIMBO: Ah!
KYNE: I've never in my life
yelled at a girl like this!
Come.
Come on.
Hurry it up.
The show starts at 8.
Come on.
JEFFREY: [laughs]
That was great!
JEFFREY: Hello, ladies.
LEMON: Hi!
JEFFREY: Your her-itage moment
is about pioneering doctor,
Wilma Hennyfield, who cured rare
drag diseases like contouria,
tonguepopitis,
and the shablams.
Action!
KIARA: Ah!
Gah!
LEMON: Miss Shatwood,
you're on in five minutes!
The crowd is going nuts!
KIARA: [French accent]
Sure, great.
No problem.
Gah!
[sighs]
JEFFREY: And cut.
[laughter]
TYNOMI: Yes, ma'am!
STARZY: Oh my god.
KIARA: I've got
a few tricks up my bra.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Truly, Kiara,
I can't imagine getting
a better take than that.
KIARA: One-take wonder.
JEFFREY: Alright, ladies,
let's move on.
Action.
TYNOMI: She cured my sisters,
my drag sisters.
So sorry.
Can I start again?
TYNOMI: Can I?
JEFFREY: Go as far as
you want to, honey.
TYNOMI: No, just like water.
JEFFREY: Can we get some
water for Tynomi, please?
JEFFREY: Great.
TYNOMI: Jesus Lord.
JEFFREY: And don't
forget your pops.
LEMON: Tynomi is getting really
stressed and I can feel it,
but I'm trying to hold her hand
and really help
her through this.
JEFFREY: Action.
TYNOMI: Line?
JEFFREY: It's like there's
some kind of plague.
TYNOMI: It's like there's
some kind of plague going on.
The drag sisters-- sorry.
Say it again?
TYNOMI: Okay,
focus, focus, focus.
JEFFREY: Want me
to feed it to you?
TYNOMI: Yes, please.
So sorry.
JEFFREY: It's okay.
Just breathe, honey.
TYNOMI: This is where
one of my weaknesses comes in.
I wanted to do so well
where I start up.
JEFFREY: Action.
KIARA: Gah!
Oh!
LEMON: That's Maggie Shatwood!
The most bucked and blessed
queen in Canada!
LEMON: I think I'm really
nailing this challenge.
I'm working my ass off,
and I know every
syllable of my lines.
JEFFREY: Go!
TYNOMI: Oh my god,
I can't believe it.
Maggie Shatwood
in emergency surgery.
KIARA: You can't even
buy tickets to Maggie's show.
KIARA: I get teabagged
by a butch lesbian nurse.
That's the best day of my life.
JEFFREY: [laughs]
JEFFREY: And cut.
TYNOMI: Yeah!
JEFFREY: Time is up
this very second, ladies!
SCARLETT: [laughs]
LEMON: Today's runway theme
is Not My First Time In Drag,
and we have to re-create
our first drag looks.
♪
TYNOMI: I was definitely
the weakest link in the group,
but I'm definitely, definitely
coming through for the runway.
I'm gonna give them Tynomi 100%.
BOA: I'm losing
my mind right now.
I am having a crazy
anxiety attack.
I am ready to throw up, girl.
All I can do
is hope for the best
and prepare to lip synch.
LEMON: What was your
first time in drag like?
KYNE: When I was in high school,
I started wearing makeup,
and it slowly became this desire
to want to be more creative
and more flamboyant
and express myself more.
LEMON: Mm-hm.
KYNE: My family was very
accepting of me being gay.
They weren't, you know,
all too pleased with
what I was doing with
my makeup and doing drag.
In 2016, my dad passed
away from cancer.
In the last few years
of my dad's life,
he really came around to
seeing me for who I was.
BOA: I'm so lucky, bitch.
LEMON: Yeah,
I'm really lucky too.
My parents are like my
favourite people in the world.
BOA: It's the best.
I love my mom.
LEMON: For a long time,
my mom, my dad,
like they didn't really
understand it, but then
my mom came to like my first--
one of my shows,
and she was blown away.
BOA: Aw, that's so sweet.
LEMON: She was like,
"I get it, like I
"I see how much joy
this brings you."
And now she's like the biggest,
biggest Lemon supporter.
She calls my family
"Five Alive" now
because she's like,
"I'll be Orange,
"your dad will be Grapefruit,
and your brother will be Lime."
STARZY: I started drag at home.
KIARA: Mm-hm.
STARZY: With my friends.
KIARA: In the Bahamas?
STARZY: Yeah, in the Bahamas.
KIARA: And how's
drag in the Bahamas?
STARZY: Unlike other countries,
like the United States
and Canada,
it wasn't accepted at all.
KIARA: It's taboo.
STARZY: I'm talking about I've
had so many friends murdered.
KIARA: What?
STARZY: Shot in the face
as they're opening
their front doors.
PRIYANKA: Like shot in the face
because they're gay?
STARZY: Yes.
I don't talk about it a lot,
but I too have been shot.
And I have a bullet
in my right kidney.
JIMBO: God.
KIARA: Really?
PRIYANKA: What
was the situation?
What happened?
KIARA: What happened?
STARZY: I got home from work,
and these two guys
are standing in my yard.
PRIYANKA: No, no, no.
[gasps]
KIARA: No way.
STARZY: Yup, serious
a hundred times.
I pull into the driveway.
They approach my car,
and they just start shooting.
KIARA: No!
Are you lying?
JIMBO: What the ?
STARZY: Like legit.
Three of the bullets hit me.
One went into my arm,
one went into my chest,
and one went into my stomach.
STARZY: And I drove
myself to the hospital.
When I got to the hospital,
I finally collapsed,
and I remember being cold.
I remember overhearing
a doctor saying,
"I don't think he's gonna
make it through the night."
♪
STARZY: I had to learn
how to breathe again,
learn how to walk again,
and the minute the doctor
gave me the clearance,
I said, "You know what?
Peace out."
STARZY: Got my drag
and I came straight to Canada.
Claimed asylum
and I've been here ever since.
KIARA: And was it complicated
to come into Canada?
STARZY: It was not.
I am so grateful to Canada,
refugee process,
as a gay man claiming asylum.
I do have rage.
I do have anger.
[crying]
♪
ILONA: I just want to
come and give you a hug
to let you know we
all love you so much.
JIMBO: Yeah, we love you.
I'm so sorry this
happened to you.
KIARA: It's hard
to talk about it.
JIMBO: You're brave
for sharing it.
♪
JIMBO: As Canadians,
we live in a lot of privilege
that we're born with,
and so I think
this is a great
reminder to all of us
that what we have is lucky,
and that it should
be celebrated.
TYNOMI: I've never
been through that.
I've had friends,
I've lost friends along the way.
I'm happy you're here, Star.
STARZY: Thank you, girl.
TYNOMI: But don't bawl
like that ever again.
STARZY: [laughs]
TYNOMI: That messed me up!
♪
♪
♪
♪
Covergirl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
And what?
JADE: Welcome to the main stage
of Canada's Drag Race.
I'm Jade Hassoune,
and words cannot even describe
how thrilled I am to be this
week's extra special guest host.
The beautiful Stacey McKenzie!
STACEY: Jade, what is it like
being a faerie on Shadowhunters?
JADE: It takes one
to play one.
My dear friend,
Brooke Lynn Hytes.
BROOKE LYNN: Woo!
JADE: And the oh-so handsome
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.
Do you think history
ever repeats itself?
JEFFREY: Do you think
history ever repeats itself?
JADE: Wow,
I just had gay-ja vu.
[laughter]
JADE: This week, the queens
were challenged to shed light
on some of Canada's
unsung she-roes,
in all new Canadian
her-itage moments.
Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
♪
JADE: Category is
"Not My First Time,"
elevated interpretations
of their first time in drag.
JADE: First up, Lemon.
JEFFREY: She owns everything!
LEMON: My first time in drag,
I was serving you busted,
broke-down, can't even pay
my rent, and this time,
I am serving you gorgeous,
expensive eleganza.
JEFFREY: Oh, 50 Shades of Gay!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: I just simply
don't have room in my box
for all these diamonds!
JADE: Next is Rita Baga.
STACEY: Oh look,
it's Orlando Bloom.
RITA: My first time in drag,
I was giving you
cheap sunflower swimsuit,
and now I'm working this runway.
I'm letting
the sunshine in, baby.
JEFFREY: Achoo!
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
I have a pill for that.
[laughter]
JADE: And next, Tynomi Banks.
JEFFREY: Pony up!
TYNOMI: My first time in drag
was a simple little dress,
turtleneck, a little girl
not knowing what she's doing.
Now the fantasy is
never-ending story.
Anything mythical
I am all there.
JADE: Giddy-up.
BROOKE LYNN: Do you know
what gay horses eat?
Dick.
[laughter]
JADE: Next is Kiara.
♪
KIARA: My first time in drag,
I felt like a $20
cheap glamazon,
but tonight on the runway,
I feel expensive.
I feel like a millionaire.
I feel like a rich bitch.
BROOKE LYNN: I'm getting
flashbacks to Lindsay Lohan
and Nicole Ritchie.
Woo.
STACEY: Oh!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: A lady never leaves
home without her handbag.
JADE: And next,
Anastarzia Anaquway.
JEFFREY: She's
gonna go this way.
Oh look, now she's
gonna go that way.
Oh wait.
No, no, no.
She's gonna go this way.
[laughter]
STARZY: My first time
in drag look,
I was attending the Miss
Endangered Species Pageant.
And now I'm giving you
hair for the gods.
I'm giving you jewels.
Pageant girl realness
at its best.
BROOK LYNN: She
won presentation,
question and answer,
and talent!
[laughter]
JADE: Next up is Boa.
JEFFREY: What's up, hombre?
BROOKE LYNN: The
devil wears nada.
[laughter]
BOA: My first time in drag,
I was giving you
back alley hooker,
and now I'm giving you
front alley escort
about to get in my limo.
STACEY: Ooh!
BROOKE LYNN: Peekaboo.
JADE: The red shoes
means she's a slut.
Actually, everything
means she's a slut.
[laughter]
JADE: And next is Kyne.
BROOKE LYNN: I'm Ursula, bitch!
[laughter]
KYNE: My first time in drag
look was at a Halloween party
three years ago.
I came dressed as Ursula,
the sea witch.
I've got bigger hair
this time around.
I've got nicer makeup.
I'm looking Stacey McKenzie
right in the eyes,
and I am strutting it
for all I've got.
JEFFREY: You poor,
unfortunate soul.
BROOKE LYNN: I knew
Tinky Winky was a slut.
[laughter]
JADE: And now, Priyanka.
BROOKE LYNN: She has
somewhere to be, next year.
PRIYANKA: My first time
in drag look was me
doing some sort of weird
Stevie Nicks impersonation.
I've now taken this look,
and turned her into
latex fetish fish fantasy.
That's right, and be careful
because she's
probably a vampire too.
JEFFREY: It pleathers
me to pleather you.
BROOKE LYNN: Do you think
that thing picks up satellite?
JADE: Scarlett BoBo.
SCARLETT: My first
time in drag look
was just me at like 16.
I want to show them
how far I've come
to the globetrotting,
international sensation,
circus freak.
Take it all in because
this bitch is on fire!
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
JADE: [gasps]
STACEY: [gasps]
Oh!
SCARLETT: I'm the first
bitch in her-story
to give you a fire
swallowing trick on the runway.
♪
JEFFREY: I smell burnt tuck.
JADE: Ilona Verley.
JEFFREY: Skipadee-doo-dah-gay.
My eyes are up here
and down here.
ILONA: I am serving you
head to toe
polished re-realization
of my first time in drag.
I'm stomping the runway like
I just got kicked out of school.
I'm looking the judges
right in the eyes,
and I'm letting them have it.
JADE: And now, Jimbo.
JIMBO: [growls]
JEFFREY: [gasps]
JIMBO: [growls]
JIMBO: My first time in drag
look was a zombie cheerleader.
But now, I am giving you
some back from the dead,
looking for head
zombie realness.
JIMBO: [screaming]
JADE: Mom, my dollie scares me.
JADE: Welcome, ladies.
JEFFREY: Let's take a look
at your her-itage moments.
First up, Team Boa.
♪
PRIYANKA: Getting my steps in.
Getting my steps in.
Ooh, this place is nice.
BOA: It's not nice!
It's a sexist place
full of toxic masculinity
and institutionalized
misogynistic misogyny!
PRIYANKA: I would love
a massage-anize.
My back is hurting.
BOA: You idiot!
We are here to get
the drag queens right to vote!
Vegan and Tara,
play us a gay fight song!
ILONA & SCARLETT:
We're leaving in a huff
Let's hear it
for the Muffs! ♪
SCARLETT: Oh!
ILONA: Oh, sissy, we killed it!
JIMBO: Drag queens voting?
Nope, not on my watch.
I assure you nice drag queens
don't want the vote.
BOA: Premier Cisman,
we demand you give us
and all drag queens
the right to vote!
PRIYANKA: Nellie,
don't be so shrill, okay?
Maybe just like
a smile or something.
These guys are
never gonna boink us.
JIMBO: I can't even
with you Muffragettes!
BOA: There's something
about that man
I just can't put
my finger on it.
PRIYANKA: I can!
I think he has
the hots for me.
You know what?
I should probably
go talk to him.
SCARLETT & ILONA:
Someone sho-u-uld
Follow her-er-er!
KYNE: Oh, I'll do it.
I may hate the guy,
but Premier Cisman
doesn't deserve crabs.
♪
PRIYANKA: He's so handsome.
KYNE: Shut your
flap trap, Tiffany.
JIMBO: Who do these Muffragettes
think they are, coming for me?
KYNE: Look!
JIMBO: If they only knew
I'm sickening too!
Oh!
PRIYANKA: He's a drag queen!
JIMBO: [gasps]
Please don't tell anyone!
KYNE: Move, I'm gay.
[gasps]
Your waist is cinched!
JIMBO: Ah!
KYNE: And your
cheeks are pinched!
Oh!
JIMBO: Oh!
KYNE: And your
wrists are minced!
Ah!
JIMBO: Ah!
KYNE: I've never in my life
yelled at a girl like this!
PRIYANKA: Premier Cisman,
you should come out.
JIMBO: Because if you
can't love yourself
KYNE: Because if you don't,
I won't make it home
in time to watch Hinterland.
♪
KYNE: Queens, gentlemen,
Premier Cisman has
got something to say.
JIMBO: I've changed my mind.
Chante, you stay.
You all stay and vote.
[all cheering]
JEFFREY: And that's the story
of how drag queens
won the right to vote.
PRIYANKA: And more importantly,
how we all got boyfriends
and learned how to smile,
a part of our heritage.
♪
PRIYANKA: The End.
♪
[laughter & applause]
PRIYANKA: Oh!
JEFFREY: Now, let's jump into
the hot tuck time machine
with Team Anastarzia.
[applause sound effect]
♪
KIARA: Ah!
Gah!
LEMON: Miss Shatwood,
you're on in five minutes!
The crowd is going nuts!
KIARA: [French accent]
Sure, great.
No problem.
Ah!
I just can't!
I just can't do it!
I can't dead drop!
Does anyone smell burnt tuck?
Clutches pearls!
Augh!
Yee-agh!
♪
KIARA: [sighs]
[sound of siren]
♪
TYNOMI: I heard Dr. Hennyfield
is a miracle worker.
She cured my drag sister's
genital gwamps.
LEMON: I just hope she can
help with my contouria.
I look like Trixie Mattel
did sex with a Picasso.
Why are you here?
TYNOMI: Tonguepopitis.
Hm.
Can't stop.
[pops tongue]
Can't stop the pop.
[pops tongue]
And the pop just don't stop!
[pops tongue]
Oh
So sorry.
It's like this
plague's everywhere.
The drag--
my drag sisters
on this side of Laval
are out of whack.
My drag mother,
my drag stepdaughter in-law,
and that bitch in triage.
KIARA: I need to see
Dr. Hennyfield!
RITA: Okay, come
with me, Maggie.
How are you doing?
KIARA: Not well, bitch!
♪
KIARA: There's that
burnt tuck smell again!
Argh!
LEMON: That's Maggie Shatwood,
the most bucked and blessed
queen in Canada!
TYNOMI: If this
plague gets any worse,
our careers will
be over as well.
LEMON: I can't go back
to working in coat check.
I just can't!
Too many people have died.
TYNOMI: Where's Dr. Hennyfield?
STARZY: Someone call the doctor
because I'm feeling
sick ening!
Whoa, Maggie Shatwood,
you're famous.
Would you take a selfie?
RITA: You don't have
time to draw yourself!
She's having a case
of the shablams!
We need to take this queen to
the emergency surgery right now!
Hey, Doctor, hello, hello!
Help me pick up
this skinny legend!
Go!
TYNOMI: Oh my god,
I can't believe it.
Maggie Shatwood in
emergency surgery.
LEMON: You can't even buy
tickets to Maggie's show,
not since she did that quintuple
salchow in the Rideau.
♪
STARZY: Scalpel?
RITA: In your hand.
STARZY: Gauze?
RITA: It's already done.
LEMON: I've never been
in a surgery room before.
TYNOMI: Yeah, me neither.
RITA: Doctor,
quick, quick, quick!
The bitch is wavering
between basic and sickening.
If she drops any lower,
she will prolapse!
TYNOMI: Been there.
[laughter]
LEMON: What's a prolapse?
STARZY: Miss Shatwood,
what do you feel?
KIARA: I am living
okoo-oo-oo?
LEMON: She's amazing!
Performing with
an exposed brain!
KIARA: [gibberish]
And a whoop!
RITA: Give that to me.
Okay, Miss Shatwood
How do you feel
when I do that?
KIARA: Burnt tuck!
I smell burnt tuck!
RITA: I made it!
I've isolated the shablams!
I am a genius!
STARZY: Shut up, one second.
I've isolated the source
of the shablams.
She's cured.
I'm a genius.
JEFFREY: Dr. Wilma Hennyfield
drew the roadmap
of the drag brain.
She cured dozens of
drag queen related ailments,
including the shablams.
RITA: Well, actually, bitch,
that was my idea.
[laughter & applause]
JADE: I just have to say
to everyone here,
I've never been more
proud to be Canadian,
and I've never been more proud
to be gay in my entire life.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Ladies, this week,
you performed in groups,
but tonight,
you'll be judged individually.
Now, when I call your name,
please step forward.
Anastarzia Anaquway
Ilona Verley
Rita Baga
Scarlett BoBo.
You are all
safe.
You may leave the stage.
♪
JEFFREY: And now it's time
for the judges' critiques,
starting with Lemon.
BROOKE LYNN: Wow!
What a transformation
from last week.
LEMON: [clicks]
BROOKE LYNN: And the way
you worked it on the runway,
that's a lot
of fabric to work with.
You looked beautiful.
STACEY: You killed it for me.
BROOKE LYNN: As far as the
acting challenge, also so good.
JADE: Have you done this before?
LEMON: I haven't really
acted in like a scene
with like words before, but I do
a lot of like dance theater.
JADE: It's amazing because
your words were flowing.
JEFFREY: You were really
quite extraordinary.
LEMON: Thank you so much.
JEFFREY: Next up, Tynomi Banks.
BROOKE LYNN: This outfit, uh,
I wish the waist
was more cinched in.
I wish you didn't
have the fishnets on.
I wish there was a black,
just a black pantyhose
or just a bare leg,
but I appreciated that I saw
a little bit more
of Tynomi Banks
on the runway today.
STACEY: I loved you
on the runway.
You had a lot of energy,
you know,
you brought like the drama.
JEFFREY: What do you think
of Tynomi Banks' acting?
BROOKE LYNN: It seemed like
Lemon was propping you up.
TYNOMI: I lack
experience in acting.
JEFFREY: The fact that you are
new to this really isn't
very relevant because
Lemon is as well,
and she slayed the game.
Thank you, Tynomi.
Kiara.
JADE: The whole thing
was really good.
Energy was there.
Your character was
definitely there.
JEFFREY: Honey,
you knocked it out of the park.
You brought it every take.
Your energy was incredible.
BROOKE LYNN: This
outfit is beautiful.
It's a little basic for me,
but I'm looking at the picture,
and it's basically
the exact same dress
in a different fabric.
STACEY: Watch your
posture, right,
and also take
a longer stride as well.
That's a little thing.
It's gonna elongate you.
JEFFREY: Next up,
team captain, Boa.
You told me that you had really
only focused on your lines,
and it showed.
BROOKE LYNN: Your look
is very beautiful.
STACEY: And it's like
when you walked out,
I was just waiting for you
to give me that drama,
and I didn't get that.
BROOKE LYNN: Have the
confidence that you are sexy.
BOA: Brooke Lynn Hytes
just said I'm sexy.
[laughter]
BOA: Oh my god.
BROOKE LYNN: They'll
edit it out.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Up next, Kyne.
BROOKE LYNN: I didn't get
as many laughs out of you
as I would have liked.
JEFFREY: You showed up.
You knew your lines.
That was about it.
BROOKE LYNN: I prefer your
hair in the before picture.
I prefer your makeup
in the before picture too.
I would have liked to see
a latex black gown or something.
This is just a little
bit basic for me.
JADE: The before photo,
I agree with Brooke Lynn.
I was so excited to see
what this was gonna be.
JEFFREY: Let's go to Stacey.
STACEY: What do you think
about your outfit?
KYNE: I like my outfit.
STACEY: Really?
KYNE: Yeah.
STACEY: What I don't like
about the outfit is that
it doesn't do you
any justice at all.
JEFFREY: When you turn around,
you can see that little peak
of skin that is
your skin colour,
and that just immediately
took me out of the fantasy,
the illusion of it.
STACEY: You only get
one chance, all of you.
You only get one
chance to shine,
so you've got to make the best
of it when you're on the stage.
JEFFREY: Priyanka.
You were in character
from beginning to end.
STACEY: You were funny.
You were engaging.
You did an amazing job.
BROOKE LYNN: It might go down
as the slowest runway walk in
Drag Race history.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Stunning.
PRIYANKA: Oh my god.
JEFFREY: Last,
but certainly not least, Jimbo!
Your look tonight, honey.
You're terrifying me
and I love it!
And you in the acting challenge,
I was very impressed with you.
The one thing that
I will say, though,
is that you played
a little bit small.
I want to see the girl
that you brought in day one.
I know you've got it.
Now serve it to us.
JIMBO: Okay.
JADE: You had such an arc
in the scene, and
JIMBO: Thank you.
JADE: it ended up being
my favourite character.
BROOKE LYNN: Wow.
I love the detachable ponytails.
I thought that was such
a cute little gimmick to have.
I think you look amazing.
JEFFREY: Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
You may head back to
the workroom to untuck,
while we deliberate.
♪
ILONA: I'm not gonna complain
about being safe in week two.
SCARLETT: I'm not
complaining yet.
ILONA: I'm not gonna
complain about it.
Sasha and Violet were safe
all the way to the end
of their season,
and then they swooped in.
SCARLETT: Safe sissies, yay.
It's gonna be our new single.
SCARLETT: Ding, ding, ah
STARZY: Ooh, hey, ladies!
Let's get up and let them
have a seat in the front.
SCARLETT: Come on, sit down!
STARZY: Come have
a seat, ladies.
Tynomi, what did
they say to you?
TYNOMI: So, this look,
they didn't like it.
I'm not cinched enough,
Brooke Lynn said.
When it came to Jeffrey,
he was like this
He's like
"Lemon's first time.
"She came through.
"How about you?"
SCARLETT: [gasps]
TYNOMI: And so it's like,
"Oh my god, you're so right."
[laughter]
TYNOMI: Oh,
Jade was so impressed.
He said it's natural
to have a lag.
BOA: To be fair, though,
we all have legs, honey.
LEMON: What?
[laughter]
BOA: She said have a lag.
QUEENS: A lag!
SCARLETT: You just
wanted some attention.
LEMON: L-A-G.
BOA: Lag.
LEMON: Like people
were going slow.
Like this brain lag
that you're having right now!
SCARLETT: Boa is so stupid!
[laughs]
KIARA: Lemon, how
do you feel different
this week and last week?
LEMON: I worked
my dick off to like--
like, I don't have one anymore!
No, I've worked so, so, so
hard this week, and like
RITA: And you were
an amazing teammate as well.
LEMON: Thank you so much.
RITA: So
Kyne, what are you
feeling right now?
KYNE: Brooke Lynn
didn't like me.
SCARLETT: What?
KYNE: Yeah.
TYNOMI: They liked
her before picture
better than her after picture.
SCARLETT: What?
TYNOMI: Yeah.
LEMON: Earlier in the workroom,
you said to me that you were
afraid that your look
was a little basic.
KYNE: Yeah.
LEMON: So when they
asked you, like,
"Do you think
your look is basic,"
why did you not say, like,
"I kind of agree"?
KYNE: I
TYNOMI: What did
Brooke Lynn say to you?
What did you say
to Brooke Lynn?
KYNE: She asked if
I learned my lesson,
and I said I did and that
I was gonna change things,
and I thought I did,
but I, you know
TYNOMI: But you also said
you'd accept her apology.
[laughter]
KYNE: It was a joke
♪
JEFFREY: Just between
us moose knuckles,
what do you think?
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Starting with Lemon.
BROOKE LYNN: I think
Lemon is a star.
Just seems to like
ooze out naturally.
BROOKE LYNN: That gown
was just exquisite,
and in the challenge she was
so fluid and easy and natural,
like it looked like she
had been acting for years.
STACEY: I just love
that she came ready,
and just ready to like
slay and slay all the way.
JEFFREY: Priyanka.
STACEY: I love
Priyanka in acting,
like I just thought
she was hilarious, right?
She's here to win.
JEFFREY: One of my top looks
on the runway tonight, by far.
JADE: Fun, fun, fun.
JEFFREY: Jimbo!
JADE: Jimbo is the reason
why I watch Drag Race.
I want to be freaked out.
I want to just be-- like see
things that are unexpected.
BROOKE LYNN: She's very good
at freaking us out
and making us be like "Huh?"
but in the best way possible.
JEFFREY: And then
in the acting challenge,
she knew all of her lines.
She showed up to set
totally prepared.
STACEY: What I love about Jimbo
is that Jimbo stays true
to who she is.
JEFFREY: Kiara.
STACEY: She just
looks so beautiful.
BROOKE LYNN: Not a lot of
queens can pull off that
naked-y little,
no hip pads,
no boobs dress moment,
and work it.
JEFFREY: She nailed every take.
She was there for her sisters.
She was very professional.
She really came out
of her shell yesterday,
and I'm so glad that she did.
JADE: She did Montreal proud.
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks.
She was nervous.
She didn't know her lines.
And even when I did
deliver her lines to her,
she still had trouble
following along.
And when she did get it,
it was so lacklustre.
BROOKE LYNN: In terms
of her runway look,
she looked like a knight
from the round table,
like it looked like she was
going on a holy crusade.
STACEY: [laughs]
JEFFREY: Boa.
BROOKE LYNN: Boa was
very constricted.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: When
she would say her lines,
it's like she'd turn off until
she had to say the next line.
JEFFREY: She was
the team leader.
She came in totally unprepared.
She was very much in her head.
I had to feed her
every single line.
STACEY: I was really
disappointed in Boa
when she came out on the runway
because of her presentation.
It was very bland.
JEFFREY: Well, Stacey, not
all of us can be international
supermodels of
the world, darling!
BROOKE LYNN: Speak for yourself!
STACEY: Yes, you all can be.
JEFFREY: Kyne.
STACEY: First of all,
her outfit was horrific.
I didn't like it at all.
It was ill-shaped.
There was a lot going on.
BROOKE LYNN: There
was no finish.
There was no polish.
JADE: It was like my least
favourite look on the runway.
JEFFREY: In the acting
challenge, she wasn't terrible.
JADE: No, and I felt bad at
first because I didn't really
remember her performance.
BROOK LYNN: And I have to say
that she took our criticism
from last week
in the attitude department.
JEFFREY: Absolutely.
BROOKE LYNN: And she
was much more receptive
to what we had to say.
JEFFREY: Alright, have
we made our decision?
BROOKE LYNN: I believe we have.
STACEY: Yes.
JEFFREY: Bring back
our vintage vixens.
JEFFREY: Ladies,
based on your performance
in the her-itage moments,
and your runway presentation,
we've made some decisions.
Jimbo, great work this week.
You're safe.
You may join your sisters.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Kiara, you're safe.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Lemon, on the runway
and in the challenge,
your address was pure Hollywood.
Lemon, con-drag-ulations.
You are the winner of
this week's challenge.
[applause & cheering]
LEMON: It's me!
[laughs]
JEFFREY: You have won
a sickening supply of makeup,
courtesy of Anastasia
Beverly Hills.
It is valued at over $5,000.
Well done, Lemon.
You may join your sisters.
LEMON: Thank you so much.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Yay!
Priyanka
You're safe.
You may join your sisters.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Kyne, as a Muffragette,
you did show up,
but on the runway,
we questioned your glow up.
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
♪
JEFFREY: Boa, your runway
presentation gagged us,
but your acting challenge
did not give us street throat.
Tynomi, in your
acting performance,
our account at Tynomi Banks
lost interest.
Boa
You're safe.
You may join your sisters.
♪
JEFFREY: Tynomi,
my dear, I'm sorry,
but that means
you are up for elimination.
Two queens stand before us.
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance of
If You Could Read My Mind.
This is your last
chance to impress us,
and save yourself
from elimination.
♪
JADE: The time has come
for you to lip synch
for you life!
Good luck!
And don't it up.
♪
If you could
read my mind, love ♪
What a tale
my thoughts would tell ♪
Just like an old time movie
About a ghost
from a wishing well ♪
In a castle dark
or a fortress strong ♪
With chains upon my feet
You know that ghost is me
I don't know
where we went wrong ♪
But the feeling's gone
And I just can't get it back
♪
If you could
read my mind, yeah ♪
If you could
read my mind, love ♪
What a tale
my thoughts would tell ♪
Just like a paperback novel
The kind the drugstores sell
When you reach the part
where the heartache comes ♪
The hero would be you
Heroes often fail
If you could
If you could
Oh yeah,
if you could read my mind ♪
If you could read
If you could
My mind
If you could
Yeah
If you could
read my mind ♪
If you could
read my mind, love ♪
What a tale
my thoughts would tell ♪
Just like
an old time movie ♪
About a ghost
from a wishing well ♪
And when you reach the part
Where the heartache comes
The hero would be you
Heroes often fail
Never thought
I'd feel this way ♪
And I've got to say
that I just don't get it ♪
I don't know
where we went wrong ♪
We went wrong
But the feeling's gone
And I just can't
get it back ♪
If you could
If you could
Oh, yeah
If you could read my mind
If you could
If you could
Yeah, if you could
read my mind ♪
♪
[cheering & applause]
QUEEN: Yas, girls, yas!
JEFFREY: Good job, ladies.
TYNOMI: [breathing shakily]
TYNOMI: Right now I feel
I'm in shambles a little bit.
I'm just overwhelmed,
and I started crying.
♪
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Ladies,
we've made a decision.
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks
Chante, you stay.
[applause]
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Kyne,
as a darling of social media,
you came here
with lots of likes,
but my darling,
you leave Canada's Drag Race
a certified star.
KYNE: I've always forged
my own path in life,
and I think it's my destiny
to do that forever.
JEFFREY: Now, sashay away.
[applause]
TYNOMI: We love you.
I love you
♪
KYNE: See you on the internets.
Thanks for watching.
♪
KYNE: I am so
excited to be here.
I feel very proud.
I just love drag, and I want
to impart that knowledge
on to the world and to the next
generation of queens.
KYNE: I'm taking away a group
of some great new friends,
and a big slice of humble pie.
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Con-drag-ulations,
queens.
[cheering & applause]
JEFFREY: Remember,
stay true north
strong and fierce.
Now let the music play!
You wear it well
Lipstick, lipstick
painted on ♪
You wear it well
That sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Work it for me
Work it for me, me
You wear it
You wear it
You wear it well
RUPAUL: Next time on
Canada's Drag Race
JEFFREY: For this
week's maxi challenge,
you'll be splitting into
two rival girl groups.
TYNOMI: [clears throat]
KIARA: [rapping]
Kiki wanna kai-kai
but none of these queens
are my type!
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no--
DIRECTOR: You have to scream,
like, "Scarlett BoBo"!
CHOREOGRAPHER: You want
to be on Drag Race?
PRIYANKA: I think so!
CHOREOGRAPHER: Drag Race costs,
and this is where
you start paying!
ILONA: I'm not a dancer,
and if I make it through
a dance challenge,
it's gonna be
a blessed day on the planet.
CHOREOGRAPHER: Roll one,
two, three, fox step.
PRIYANKA: 5, 6, 7, 8
[gibberish]
You guys got it?
STACEY: From head to toe
is just, oh!
BROOKE LYNN: This
look is so stupid.
DEBRA: Bitch,
get off the stage!
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪
on Canada's Drag Race
STACEY: You need to design
and create a high-fashion look
using these boxes
that scream O Canada.
♪
JEFFREY: You are not
a one-trick pony.
ELISHA: Not my
favourite look tonight.
KYNE: Well, it's my
favourite look tonight.
STACEY: I love that your look is
like polished from head to toe.
BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga,
you are the winner
of this week's challenge.
RITA: Merci!
BROOKE LYNN: Lemon,
chante, you stay.
Juice Boxx, it breaks my heart
to say this, but sashay away.
♪
♪
♪
LEMON: Hey, , season one.
I love you all so much.
Lots of love, sisters.
XOXO Juice Boxx.
LEMON: I feel really sad
to send a sister home,
but I'm so grateful
to still be here.
LEMON: It's just sad.
But off, bitch.
Let's go.
[laughter]
PRIYANKA: We love you,
Juice Boxx!
[cheering]
PRIYANKA: Juice Boxx going home
really shook-eth the system.
TYNOMI: I've never seen
Juice fight the way she did.
SCARLETT: Never.
She's at a level
that is beyond anything,
and it wasn't her time.
PRIYANKA: Nobody is safe,
which is very exciting
because anything can happen.
PRIYANKA: Rita won
the first challenge.
RITA: Thank you!
[cheering & applause]
RITA: I just won.
Guess who won.
RITA: Hoo-hoo!
KYNE: I thought
it was gonna be me.
PRIYANKA: You think you
should have won the whole
KYNE: Yeah.
PRIYANKA: design challenge?
KYNE: Yeah.
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Okay, whoa.
That's a stretch, sis.
BOA: So the other girls are
saying that your garment
didn't fit properly.
KYNE: [gasps]
KIARA: Kyne is delusional.
There's no way she should
have won this challenge.
She was losing her
balls on the runway.
STARZY: At this point,
it's legit anyone's game.
♪
ILONA: It's time
to bring the A-game.
Like, nerves are over,
first week's done--
like, let's give it, bitches.
♪
♪
RUPAUL: The winner of
Canada's Drag Race
receives a year of
hotel stays from Hilton,
and a cash prize of $100,000.
With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman,
Stacey McKenzie,
and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
With tonight's extra
special guest host,
Jade Hassoune.
♪
♪
PRIYANKA: Ooh,
it's a new day in the workroom!
[cheering]
BOA: It is a new day
in the workroom,
and I put caution tape
over my nipples.
I am ready to party!
TYNOMI: How are you feeling?
LEMON: Top 11!
[laughter & exclaiming]
LEMON: You know?
STARZY: So she
wins one lip synch,
and now she's a champion?
LEMON: How many have you won?
STARZY: Huh?
BOA: Ohhh, yes!
STARZY: Oh, we're gonna do that.
Are we gonna list?
Oh, I can list, baby.
I can list.
PRIYANKA: Give us the list.
KIARA: Give us the list, sister.
STARZY: Starting with
Miss Black Continental at large.
KIARA: Miss Safe At Large.
SCARLETT: Oh!
[cheering & laughter]
KIARA: Gah, gah!
[siren]
[gasping & cheering]
RUPAUL: O Canada!
She done already
done had herses.
RUPAUL: My northern lights,
they say that history
can't be rewritten.
What the hell do they know?
Because if you stay historical,
you ain't got to
get historical, okay?
Paging Dr. Penfield!
Paging Dr. Penfield!
JIMBO: What?
Who's Dr. Penfield?
SCARLETT: Who's Dr. Penfield?
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi!
[cheering & applause]
QUEEN: Yes, Brooke Lynn!
BROOKE LYNN: Hello, ladies.
QUEENS: Hello!
BROOKE LYNN: If you want to be
Canada's first drag superstar,
you need to stay on point,
literally.
I spent years training
as a ballet dancer,
so my body can do
some crazy shit.
SCARLETT: Ooh.
BROOKE LYNN: As a ballet dancer.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Oh, pit crew!
[gasping]
KIARA: Yes!
[cheering]
SCARLETT: Oh my god.
Oh!
QUEEN: Oh-ho, yummy.
PRIYANKA: Mm
How big is it?
[giggling]
BROOKE LYNN: For
today's mini challenge,
you will all be auditioning
for the principal role
in a new drag ballet
called The Nutsmacker.
It's a fairy tale story
of a demure ingenue, aw,
who, at the stroke of midnight,
transforms from
a bashful ballerina
to a nutsmacking bitch.
You have 20 minutes
to get into your finest
ballerina quick drag.
Ready, set
Runs!
Go!
Run!
♪
SCARLETT: This is crazy.
ILONA: Oh!
SCARLETT: Oh my god,
my balls are falling out.
KYNE: [sighs]
SCARLETT: The
mini challenge today is
a crash course in ballet.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Alright, ladies,
it is time to assume
the position.
BROOKE LYNN: We have
Anastarzia Anaquway.
STARZY: Right now,
I'm living my ballerina fantasy.
I'm extending.
I'm spinning.
And now, I'm-a
beat some bitches!
[shouting & laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Hey!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Lemon.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: [giggles]
LEMON: I'm dancing like
Swan Lake, meets Bjork,
meets Sia, meets me
getting hit by a bus.
[cheering & applause]
BROOKE LYNN: Tynomi Banks.
[laughter]
TYNOMI: I'm feeling
my tutu realness.
Come through with the tutu.
[laughs]
BROOKE LYNN: I do
love ballet mime.
Rita Baga.
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona Verley.
ILONA: Hiya!
BROOKE LYNN: Karate ballet.
BROOKE LYNN: Jimbo.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: You go,
Crusty the Swan.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Boa!
BOA: Mommy and Daddy
fight at night.
I walked in on him hurting her,
but they said they were playing.
[laughter]
BOA: You've just got to dance
like nobody's watching, bitch.
♪
[laughter]
♪
BOA: I don't want
to do this anymore!
BROOKE LYNN: Kiara.
KIARA: Dance challenge,
I've got this.
BROOKE LYNN: I can
see her ouch pouch.
ILONA: Ahh!
Oh-ho-ho!
[cheering]
ILONA: Slide the floor, bitch.
Clean the floor, bitch.
♪
BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: The nutsmacking music
kicks in, and I lose it, bitch.
And then,
something comes to mind.
♪
[laughter]
BOA: Ahh!
[laughter]
PRIIYANKA: And I showed
them how ballet is done!
Technique, form,
and a good finish.
BOA: Oh!
[cheering]
BOA: Oh, yeah!
SCARLETT: Touch your toes.
Touch your toes.
[cheering]
SCARLETT: Mm.
So hot!
♪
BROOKE LYNN: You
were all tu-tumuch,
but two of you plieed, jeteed,
and booty bounced harder
than any other nutsmacker here.
Boa and
Anastarzia Anaquway.
[cheering & applause]
BOA: Yay!
STARZY: Me?
BROOKE LYNN: You have each
won a $1,000 gift certificate
from Wigs and Grace.
STARZY: Wow!
BOA: That's lit.
BROOKE LYNN: Now, drag queens
have always been about
teaching the children, darling.
We take pride
in telling the stories
of the trailblazing
mothertuckers
that have come before us.
For this week's maxi challenge,
you will be overacting
in two totally twisted
"her"-itage moments,
inspired by the iconic
heritage minutes.
The first is a tale
of drag queens
fighting for the right to vote,
in "The Muffragettes."
The second, the sheroic story
of a Canadian doctor
who cured rare drag diseases
in "I Smell Burnt Tucks."
#CanadasDragRace.
LEMON: We're spoofing these old
commercials that used to come on
Canadian TV, and they were
these really beautiful,
heartfelt stories about
like true historical things
that happened in Canada.
BROOKE LYNN: Boa and Anastarzia,
as the winners of
this week's mini challenge,
you will both be team captains.
First pick goes to Boa.
BOA: Priyanka.
PRIYANKA: Yes!
BROOKE LYNN: Anastarzia?
STARZY: Tynomi.
BOA: Come here, come on.
You, you.
[laughter]
STARZY: Madame.
BOA: Scarlett.
STARZY: Miss Kiara.
KIARA: Me?
BOA: Jimbo.
STARZY: We want some
Lemon in our lives.
Oh!
SCARLETT: Yes.
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona,
you are the last one standing.
ILONA: What's new?
BROOKE LYNN: Which means
you get to pick which team
you would like to be on.
ILONA: Oh!
QUEENS: Ooh.
STARZY: Ha!
ILONA: Well, them.
[laughter]
BOA: I love that!
[other team cheering]
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Are you ready
to rewrite her-story?
QUEENS: Yes!
We sure are.
BROOKE LYNN: Then gentlemen,
start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
[cheering & applause]
BROOKE LYNN: See you later!
[applause]
BOA: Pass it along, class.
Here you go.
JIMBO: I remember the heritage
moments from my childhood,
and I always remember them
feeling a little bit cheesy
but somehow heartwarming.
"Doctor, I smell burnt toast."
BOA: Alright, so our plot
Muffragettes, a group of queens
fighting for the right to vote.
In 1916 Manitoba,
their main opponent,
the premier of the province,
is revealed to be
a closeted drag queen.
JIMBO: My character is an old,
gay judge that's closeted,
trying to stop the drag queens
from getting their vote,
and in the end, I change my mind
and allow the Muffragettes
their right to vote.
BOA: Vegan and Tara,
lesbian twin musician duo.
They sing everything in unison.
SCARLETT & ILONA:
Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!
SCARLETT: Ilona
and I just click.
Like, we are just attached
at the hip right now.
ILONA: Bitch!
[laughter]
SCARLETT: Every time I see her,
I want to be like,
"Ooh, sissy, what are
we gonna do today?"
SCARLETT & ILONA:
Leaving in a huff,
you'll get it from the Muffs!
JIMBO: Ilona and BoBo,
they keep picking these
weird, drawn-out,
weird tunes.
SCARLETT & ILONA: Sisters
JIMBO: You don't know
what you're saying. ♪
♪
SCARLETT & ILONA: You'll
get it from the Muffs! ♪
STARZY: We are going
to read through this.
Everyone let me know which role
you feel most comfortable with.
STARZY: For our heritage moment,
we are doing "Burnt Tuck."
LEMON: Our scene is
about rare drag diseases,
and the fabulous doctor
who claims to have the cures.
I am playing Lisette.
She is this prim
and proper little bitch,
and she has contouria,
and she's really
stressed about it.
STARZY: I will be playing
the role of Dr. Wilma Hennyfield
because she's an
egotistical bitch.
Ah!
STARZY: Kiara, you're gonna
do Maggie, the death dropper.
KIARA: I know.
KIARA: I've done improv
all through high school,
and my mom's a theatre teacher.
I studied for production for two
years, and then drag full-time.
KIARA: Ga-ga-ti-ti-ta-ta!
[laughter]
TYNOMI: Pum top-- wow.
Pum top it-- wow.
Tongue pop.
KIARA: Tonguepopitis.
TYNOMI: Oh!
[laughter]
STARZY: My girl, Tynomi,
I see you in the corner
struggling,
but we're gonna get you there.
STARZY: Say popitis.
KIARA: Tonguepopitis.
TYNOMI: Tonguepopitis.
STARZY: There you go.
TYNOMI: Can't stop,
can't stop this pop.
STARZY: You've got
to pop that tongue.
BOA: Alana.
ILONA: Ilona.
BOA: Ilona, I'm sorry!
I'm learning so many names.
ILONA: You're so racist!
BOA: Oh my god!
BOA: Ilona.
It's Ilona, or is it
I don't know!
BOA: I had to pick Alana
because she's just amazing.
ILONA: [laughs]
You didn't pick her!
ILONA: Boa's about to
walk up to pick her team.
She leans over and she goes
how do I say your
name correctly again?
And then doesn't even pick me!
BOA: Alana.
ILONA: Fake friend!
BOA: .
KYNE: Do we want
to start with this?
BOA: Yeah, let's go
through the script.
Okay, so, um
[laughs]
PRIYANKA: You okay?
BOA: I have ADHD.
It makes it really difficult for
me to memorize lines and stuff,
and focus on a piece of paper.
I was looking at the paper,
and it was just mashing
all together, and I didn't
exactly know what to do.
KYNE: I love it, Edward.
You don't have
to say it like that.
BOA: Oh, okay, right,
right, right, yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: Mama's home!
LEMON: Hi!
[cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: Hi, Team Boa.
TEAM BOA: Hi!
BROOKE LYNN: How are
the Muffragettes doing?
BOA: Amazing!
BROOKE LYNN: Why did you choose
this lovely group of women
for your team?
BOA: I had to pick Alana
because she was just
JIMBO: Ilona.
BOA: Ilona.
I had to pick Ilona.
ILONA: You're hateful.
BROOKE LYNN: Ilona picked you.
BOA: She's amazing.
ILONA: Yeah.
BROOKE LYNN: And Ilona, how
does it feel to be chosen last?
ILONA: It's-- it was
hurtful in the moment.
We've moved on.
BROOKE LYNN: Are
you hearing this?
KYNE: Who throws a tantrum?
It's just
KYNE: I mean,
who does that?
BROOKE LYNN: Kyne,
you were not too pleased
on the runway last week.
ELISHA: Not my
favourite look tonight.
KYNE: Well, it's my
favourite look tonight.
BROOKE LYNN: Are you
going to take your critiques
better this week?
KYNE: I think last week
I was just so
BROOKE LYNN: Overly confident?
KYNE: Yeah, because I know
that I'm good at sewing,
and so I just felt like I had
that challenge in the bag.
BROOKE LYNN: You
did sew it well,
but you didn't deliver it well,
and things were falling off you
the whole time on the runway.
KYNE: This week, I'm
BROOKE LYNN: We gold-sided you.
KYNE: Yeah, you did.
But you know what?
I forgive you.
SCARLETT: Bitch!
You're gonna forgive
Brooke Lynn?
KYNE: I forgive you.
[awkward laughter]
PRIYANKA: I don't think
she said sorry.
BROOKE LYNN: I didn't ask you.
SCARLETT: Kyne,
shut the fuck up!
BROOKE LYNN: What is the biggest
challenge you're having
bringing this scene to life?
BOA: We want it to be
really, really big.
BROOKE LYNN: But it's important
to remember, when you overact,
you can't go "Aah!"
all the time,
and the characters have
to be grounded in a reality.
I cannot wait to see it.
KYNE: Thank you!
BOA: Thank you, Brooke Lynn.
QUEENS: Bye, thank you!
KYNE: Thanks, Brooke.
BROOKE LYNN: Team Anastarzia!
QUEENS: Hello.
Yes!
BROOKE LYNN: Do
I smell burnt toast?
KIARA: You might
smell burnt tuck.
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: Are
any of you actors?
Do any of you act?
RITA: I do.
BROOKE LYNN: You act,
and you act-- oh, great.
LEMON: Like a little.
LEMON: I almost went home
last week, and therefore,
I will not let any second
of this competition slip by.
TYNOMI: So these lovely
ladies who have experience
are definitely helping me
with my character development,
so that's really nice.
BROOKE LYNN: I have
some direction for you.
TYNOMI: Oh, go ahead.
BROOKE LYNN: I noticed
you seemed very, very nervous
that first week.
TYNOMI: Oh, the deer
in the headlights?
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah,
queer in the headlights.
BROOKE LYNN: You walked out
and it was like
TYNOMI: I know.
BROOKE LYNN: It was like,
"Who is this person?"
TYNOMI: No, I felt it.
I felt it.
BROOKE LYNN: Yeah.
TYNOMI: I agree with her.
I was that deer.
And I need to wake up.
I need to be bigger.
I need to be louder.
I need to make her-story.
BROOKE LYNN: I'm so glad
you're all confident
and also have the sense
that this is gonna be hard
and you have to put
in the hard work for it.
And I cannot wait to see.
QUEENS: Thank you.
BROOKE LYNN: Actors, actors,
attention, please.
In just a few moments, you will
all be heading to the set
where you will be directed
by our local thespian,
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.
And this week,
our extra special guest host is
superstar from Shadowhunters,
Jade Hassoune.
[cheering]
BROOKE LYNN: So good luck,
ladies,
and don't it up.
JEFFREY: Welcome
to Hollywood North.
If you make it queer,
you can make it anywhere.
You ladies are telling the story
of five drag queens who demand
the right to vote from
the Premier of Manitoba,
who has his own secret
connection to the cause.
Now, I trust you've
studied your scripts.
BOA: Going into the challenge,
I'm kind of worried
about my lines.
JEFFREY: I can't wait
to see what you've got.
BOA: I'm the team leader,
and I've got to pull
us through this.
JEFFREY: Action.
PRIYANKA: Getting my steps in,
getting my steps in.
Where are we?
This place is nice.
BOA: It's not!
It's a horrible place full of
toxic mascu-- [jumbles words]
Toxic masculinity, and
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
JEFFREY: Action.
BOA: It's a toxic institution
full of--
Oh my god!
PRIYANKA: Just say the lines.
Just say the lines, Boa.
JEFFREY: Boa, look,
you've got the whole look.
You've got the energy.
You've got the voice.
You've got everything going.
BOA: I know.
I don't know what's going on.
JEFFREY: You're overthinking it.
Action.
BOA: You idiot!
We are here to get
the right to the drag--
oh, I'm so sorry, oh my god.
JEFFREY: It's okay, honey.
Let's take it again, okay?
Just take a beat and breathe.
BOA: I cannot remember my lines.
I had them and they're gone.
As team leader, I've got
to pull my shit together.
JEFFREY: Okay, ladies, so
this is a full page of dialogue,
and it would be great
if we could try to get it
in one solid take, okay?
You ready?
ILONA: Yeah.
JEFFREY: Action.
JIMBO: Drag queens voting?
Nope, not on my watch.
I assure you, nice drag queens
don't want the vote.
SCARLETT: Who
ILONA: Said
SCARLETT: We
ILONA: Were
SCARLETT: Nice?
SCARLETT & ILONA: Bitch!
[coughing]
JEFFREY: So Vegan and Tara,
remember to annunciate,
because me sitting here, even
with the lines in front of me,
can't understand
what you're saying.
SCARLETT: Okay.
JEFFREY: Okay?
Action.
SCARLETT: Who
ILONA: Said
SCARLETT: We
ILONA: Were
SCARLETT: Nice?
SCARLETT & ILONA: Bitch!
[coughing]
BOA: Oh my god, what was it?
ILONA: Boa, you didn't pick me?
You should have not
picked yourself, bitch!
JEFFREY: And action.
JIMBO & KYNE: [gasping]
Your waist is cinched!
JIMBO: [gasps]
Ah!
That was late.
JEFFREY: Cut.
Kyne, this is your
moment to shine,
so the slaps are like
an amazing comic effect.
Just don't leave so much
of a gap in between each one.
Just boom, okay?
Line.
Boom.
Action.
KYNE: And your
cheeks are pinched!
Ah!
JIMBO: Oh!
KYNE: And your
wrists are minced!
Ah!
JIMBO: Ah!
KYNE: I've never in my life
yelled at a girl like this!
Come.
Come on.
Hurry it up.
The show starts at 8.
Come on.
JEFFREY: [laughs]
That was great!
JEFFREY: Hello, ladies.
LEMON: Hi!
JEFFREY: Your her-itage moment
is about pioneering doctor,
Wilma Hennyfield, who cured rare
drag diseases like contouria,
tonguepopitis,
and the shablams.
Action!
KIARA: Ah!
Gah!
LEMON: Miss Shatwood,
you're on in five minutes!
The crowd is going nuts!
KIARA: [French accent]
Sure, great.
No problem.
Gah!
[sighs]
JEFFREY: And cut.
[laughter]
TYNOMI: Yes, ma'am!
STARZY: Oh my god.
KIARA: I've got
a few tricks up my bra.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Truly, Kiara,
I can't imagine getting
a better take than that.
KIARA: One-take wonder.
JEFFREY: Alright, ladies,
let's move on.
Action.
TYNOMI: She cured my sisters,
my drag sisters.
So sorry.
Can I start again?
TYNOMI: Can I?
JEFFREY: Go as far as
you want to, honey.
TYNOMI: No, just like water.
JEFFREY: Can we get some
water for Tynomi, please?
JEFFREY: Great.
TYNOMI: Jesus Lord.
JEFFREY: And don't
forget your pops.
LEMON: Tynomi is getting really
stressed and I can feel it,
but I'm trying to hold her hand
and really help
her through this.
JEFFREY: Action.
TYNOMI: Line?
JEFFREY: It's like there's
some kind of plague.
TYNOMI: It's like there's
some kind of plague going on.
The drag sisters-- sorry.
Say it again?
TYNOMI: Okay,
focus, focus, focus.
JEFFREY: Want me
to feed it to you?
TYNOMI: Yes, please.
So sorry.
JEFFREY: It's okay.
Just breathe, honey.
TYNOMI: This is where
one of my weaknesses comes in.
I wanted to do so well
where I start up.
JEFFREY: Action.
KIARA: Gah!
Oh!
LEMON: That's Maggie Shatwood!
The most bucked and blessed
queen in Canada!
LEMON: I think I'm really
nailing this challenge.
I'm working my ass off,
and I know every
syllable of my lines.
JEFFREY: Go!
TYNOMI: Oh my god,
I can't believe it.
Maggie Shatwood
in emergency surgery.
KIARA: You can't even
buy tickets to Maggie's show.
KIARA: I get teabagged
by a butch lesbian nurse.
That's the best day of my life.
JEFFREY: [laughs]
JEFFREY: And cut.
TYNOMI: Yeah!
JEFFREY: Time is up
this very second, ladies!
SCARLETT: [laughs]
LEMON: Today's runway theme
is Not My First Time In Drag,
and we have to re-create
our first drag looks.
♪
TYNOMI: I was definitely
the weakest link in the group,
but I'm definitely, definitely
coming through for the runway.
I'm gonna give them Tynomi 100%.
BOA: I'm losing
my mind right now.
I am having a crazy
anxiety attack.
I am ready to throw up, girl.
All I can do
is hope for the best
and prepare to lip synch.
LEMON: What was your
first time in drag like?
KYNE: When I was in high school,
I started wearing makeup,
and it slowly became this desire
to want to be more creative
and more flamboyant
and express myself more.
LEMON: Mm-hm.
KYNE: My family was very
accepting of me being gay.
They weren't, you know,
all too pleased with
what I was doing with
my makeup and doing drag.
In 2016, my dad passed
away from cancer.
In the last few years
of my dad's life,
he really came around to
seeing me for who I was.
BOA: I'm so lucky, bitch.
LEMON: Yeah,
I'm really lucky too.
My parents are like my
favourite people in the world.
BOA: It's the best.
I love my mom.
LEMON: For a long time,
my mom, my dad,
like they didn't really
understand it, but then
my mom came to like my first--
one of my shows,
and she was blown away.
BOA: Aw, that's so sweet.
LEMON: She was like,
"I get it, like I
"I see how much joy
this brings you."
And now she's like the biggest,
biggest Lemon supporter.
She calls my family
"Five Alive" now
because she's like,
"I'll be Orange,
"your dad will be Grapefruit,
and your brother will be Lime."
STARZY: I started drag at home.
KIARA: Mm-hm.
STARZY: With my friends.
KIARA: In the Bahamas?
STARZY: Yeah, in the Bahamas.
KIARA: And how's
drag in the Bahamas?
STARZY: Unlike other countries,
like the United States
and Canada,
it wasn't accepted at all.
KIARA: It's taboo.
STARZY: I'm talking about I've
had so many friends murdered.
KIARA: What?
STARZY: Shot in the face
as they're opening
their front doors.
PRIYANKA: Like shot in the face
because they're gay?
STARZY: Yes.
I don't talk about it a lot,
but I too have been shot.
And I have a bullet
in my right kidney.
JIMBO: God.
KIARA: Really?
PRIYANKA: What
was the situation?
What happened?
KIARA: What happened?
STARZY: I got home from work,
and these two guys
are standing in my yard.
PRIYANKA: No, no, no.
[gasps]
KIARA: No way.
STARZY: Yup, serious
a hundred times.
I pull into the driveway.
They approach my car,
and they just start shooting.
KIARA: No!
Are you lying?
JIMBO: What the ?
STARZY: Like legit.
Three of the bullets hit me.
One went into my arm,
one went into my chest,
and one went into my stomach.
STARZY: And I drove
myself to the hospital.
When I got to the hospital,
I finally collapsed,
and I remember being cold.
I remember overhearing
a doctor saying,
"I don't think he's gonna
make it through the night."
♪
STARZY: I had to learn
how to breathe again,
learn how to walk again,
and the minute the doctor
gave me the clearance,
I said, "You know what?
Peace out."
STARZY: Got my drag
and I came straight to Canada.
Claimed asylum
and I've been here ever since.
KIARA: And was it complicated
to come into Canada?
STARZY: It was not.
I am so grateful to Canada,
refugee process,
as a gay man claiming asylum.
I do have rage.
I do have anger.
[crying]
♪
ILONA: I just want to
come and give you a hug
to let you know we
all love you so much.
JIMBO: Yeah, we love you.
I'm so sorry this
happened to you.
KIARA: It's hard
to talk about it.
JIMBO: You're brave
for sharing it.
♪
JIMBO: As Canadians,
we live in a lot of privilege
that we're born with,
and so I think
this is a great
reminder to all of us
that what we have is lucky,
and that it should
be celebrated.
TYNOMI: I've never
been through that.
I've had friends,
I've lost friends along the way.
I'm happy you're here, Star.
STARZY: Thank you, girl.
TYNOMI: But don't bawl
like that ever again.
STARZY: [laughs]
TYNOMI: That messed me up!
♪
♪
♪
♪
Covergirl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
And what?
JADE: Welcome to the main stage
of Canada's Drag Race.
I'm Jade Hassoune,
and words cannot even describe
how thrilled I am to be this
week's extra special guest host.
The beautiful Stacey McKenzie!
STACEY: Jade, what is it like
being a faerie on Shadowhunters?
JADE: It takes one
to play one.
My dear friend,
Brooke Lynn Hytes.
BROOKE LYNN: Woo!
JADE: And the oh-so handsome
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman.
Do you think history
ever repeats itself?
JEFFREY: Do you think
history ever repeats itself?
JADE: Wow,
I just had gay-ja vu.
[laughter]
JADE: This week, the queens
were challenged to shed light
on some of Canada's
unsung she-roes,
in all new Canadian
her-itage moments.
Gentlemen, start your engines,
and may the best woman win.
♪
JADE: Category is
"Not My First Time,"
elevated interpretations
of their first time in drag.
JADE: First up, Lemon.
JEFFREY: She owns everything!
LEMON: My first time in drag,
I was serving you busted,
broke-down, can't even pay
my rent, and this time,
I am serving you gorgeous,
expensive eleganza.
JEFFREY: Oh, 50 Shades of Gay!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: I just simply
don't have room in my box
for all these diamonds!
JADE: Next is Rita Baga.
STACEY: Oh look,
it's Orlando Bloom.
RITA: My first time in drag,
I was giving you
cheap sunflower swimsuit,
and now I'm working this runway.
I'm letting
the sunshine in, baby.
JEFFREY: Achoo!
BROOKE LYNN: Oh,
I have a pill for that.
[laughter]
JADE: And next, Tynomi Banks.
JEFFREY: Pony up!
TYNOMI: My first time in drag
was a simple little dress,
turtleneck, a little girl
not knowing what she's doing.
Now the fantasy is
never-ending story.
Anything mythical
I am all there.
JADE: Giddy-up.
BROOKE LYNN: Do you know
what gay horses eat?
Dick.
[laughter]
JADE: Next is Kiara.
♪
KIARA: My first time in drag,
I felt like a $20
cheap glamazon,
but tonight on the runway,
I feel expensive.
I feel like a millionaire.
I feel like a rich bitch.
BROOKE LYNN: I'm getting
flashbacks to Lindsay Lohan
and Nicole Ritchie.
Woo.
STACEY: Oh!
[laughter]
JEFFREY: A lady never leaves
home without her handbag.
JADE: And next,
Anastarzia Anaquway.
JEFFREY: She's
gonna go this way.
Oh look, now she's
gonna go that way.
Oh wait.
No, no, no.
She's gonna go this way.
[laughter]
STARZY: My first time
in drag look,
I was attending the Miss
Endangered Species Pageant.
And now I'm giving you
hair for the gods.
I'm giving you jewels.
Pageant girl realness
at its best.
BROOK LYNN: She
won presentation,
question and answer,
and talent!
[laughter]
JADE: Next up is Boa.
JEFFREY: What's up, hombre?
BROOKE LYNN: The
devil wears nada.
[laughter]
BOA: My first time in drag,
I was giving you
back alley hooker,
and now I'm giving you
front alley escort
about to get in my limo.
STACEY: Ooh!
BROOKE LYNN: Peekaboo.
JADE: The red shoes
means she's a slut.
Actually, everything
means she's a slut.
[laughter]
JADE: And next is Kyne.
BROOKE LYNN: I'm Ursula, bitch!
[laughter]
KYNE: My first time in drag
look was at a Halloween party
three years ago.
I came dressed as Ursula,
the sea witch.
I've got bigger hair
this time around.
I've got nicer makeup.
I'm looking Stacey McKenzie
right in the eyes,
and I am strutting it
for all I've got.
JEFFREY: You poor,
unfortunate soul.
BROOKE LYNN: I knew
Tinky Winky was a slut.
[laughter]
JADE: And now, Priyanka.
BROOKE LYNN: She has
somewhere to be, next year.
PRIYANKA: My first time
in drag look was me
doing some sort of weird
Stevie Nicks impersonation.
I've now taken this look,
and turned her into
latex fetish fish fantasy.
That's right, and be careful
because she's
probably a vampire too.
JEFFREY: It pleathers
me to pleather you.
BROOKE LYNN: Do you think
that thing picks up satellite?
JADE: Scarlett BoBo.
SCARLETT: My first
time in drag look
was just me at like 16.
I want to show them
how far I've come
to the globetrotting,
international sensation,
circus freak.
Take it all in because
this bitch is on fire!
BROOKE LYNN: Oh!
JADE: [gasps]
STACEY: [gasps]
Oh!
SCARLETT: I'm the first
bitch in her-story
to give you a fire
swallowing trick on the runway.
♪
JEFFREY: I smell burnt tuck.
JADE: Ilona Verley.
JEFFREY: Skipadee-doo-dah-gay.
My eyes are up here
and down here.
ILONA: I am serving you
head to toe
polished re-realization
of my first time in drag.
I'm stomping the runway like
I just got kicked out of school.
I'm looking the judges
right in the eyes,
and I'm letting them have it.
JADE: And now, Jimbo.
JIMBO: [growls]
JEFFREY: [gasps]
JIMBO: [growls]
JIMBO: My first time in drag
look was a zombie cheerleader.
But now, I am giving you
some back from the dead,
looking for head
zombie realness.
JIMBO: [screaming]
JADE: Mom, my dollie scares me.
JADE: Welcome, ladies.
JEFFREY: Let's take a look
at your her-itage moments.
First up, Team Boa.
♪
PRIYANKA: Getting my steps in.
Getting my steps in.
Ooh, this place is nice.
BOA: It's not nice!
It's a sexist place
full of toxic masculinity
and institutionalized
misogynistic misogyny!
PRIYANKA: I would love
a massage-anize.
My back is hurting.
BOA: You idiot!
We are here to get
the drag queens right to vote!
Vegan and Tara,
play us a gay fight song!
ILONA & SCARLETT:
We're leaving in a huff
Let's hear it
for the Muffs! ♪
SCARLETT: Oh!
ILONA: Oh, sissy, we killed it!
JIMBO: Drag queens voting?
Nope, not on my watch.
I assure you nice drag queens
don't want the vote.
BOA: Premier Cisman,
we demand you give us
and all drag queens
the right to vote!
PRIYANKA: Nellie,
don't be so shrill, okay?
Maybe just like
a smile or something.
These guys are
never gonna boink us.
JIMBO: I can't even
with you Muffragettes!
BOA: There's something
about that man
I just can't put
my finger on it.
PRIYANKA: I can!
I think he has
the hots for me.
You know what?
I should probably
go talk to him.
SCARLETT & ILONA:
Someone sho-u-uld
Follow her-er-er!
KYNE: Oh, I'll do it.
I may hate the guy,
but Premier Cisman
doesn't deserve crabs.
♪
PRIYANKA: He's so handsome.
KYNE: Shut your
flap trap, Tiffany.
JIMBO: Who do these Muffragettes
think they are, coming for me?
KYNE: Look!
JIMBO: If they only knew
I'm sickening too!
Oh!
PRIYANKA: He's a drag queen!
JIMBO: [gasps]
Please don't tell anyone!
KYNE: Move, I'm gay.
[gasps]
Your waist is cinched!
JIMBO: Ah!
KYNE: And your
cheeks are pinched!
Oh!
JIMBO: Oh!
KYNE: And your
wrists are minced!
Ah!
JIMBO: Ah!
KYNE: I've never in my life
yelled at a girl like this!
PRIYANKA: Premier Cisman,
you should come out.
JIMBO: Because if you
can't love yourself
KYNE: Because if you don't,
I won't make it home
in time to watch Hinterland.
♪
KYNE: Queens, gentlemen,
Premier Cisman has
got something to say.
JIMBO: I've changed my mind.
Chante, you stay.
You all stay and vote.
[all cheering]
JEFFREY: And that's the story
of how drag queens
won the right to vote.
PRIYANKA: And more importantly,
how we all got boyfriends
and learned how to smile,
a part of our heritage.
♪
PRIYANKA: The End.
♪
[laughter & applause]
PRIYANKA: Oh!
JEFFREY: Now, let's jump into
the hot tuck time machine
with Team Anastarzia.
[applause sound effect]
♪
KIARA: Ah!
Gah!
LEMON: Miss Shatwood,
you're on in five minutes!
The crowd is going nuts!
KIARA: [French accent]
Sure, great.
No problem.
Ah!
I just can't!
I just can't do it!
I can't dead drop!
Does anyone smell burnt tuck?
Clutches pearls!
Augh!
Yee-agh!
♪
KIARA: [sighs]
[sound of siren]
♪
TYNOMI: I heard Dr. Hennyfield
is a miracle worker.
She cured my drag sister's
genital gwamps.
LEMON: I just hope she can
help with my contouria.
I look like Trixie Mattel
did sex with a Picasso.
Why are you here?
TYNOMI: Tonguepopitis.
Hm.
Can't stop.
[pops tongue]
Can't stop the pop.
[pops tongue]
And the pop just don't stop!
[pops tongue]
Oh
So sorry.
It's like this
plague's everywhere.
The drag--
my drag sisters
on this side of Laval
are out of whack.
My drag mother,
my drag stepdaughter in-law,
and that bitch in triage.
KIARA: I need to see
Dr. Hennyfield!
RITA: Okay, come
with me, Maggie.
How are you doing?
KIARA: Not well, bitch!
♪
KIARA: There's that
burnt tuck smell again!
Argh!
LEMON: That's Maggie Shatwood,
the most bucked and blessed
queen in Canada!
TYNOMI: If this
plague gets any worse,
our careers will
be over as well.
LEMON: I can't go back
to working in coat check.
I just can't!
Too many people have died.
TYNOMI: Where's Dr. Hennyfield?
STARZY: Someone call the doctor
because I'm feeling
sick ening!
Whoa, Maggie Shatwood,
you're famous.
Would you take a selfie?
RITA: You don't have
time to draw yourself!
She's having a case
of the shablams!
We need to take this queen to
the emergency surgery right now!
Hey, Doctor, hello, hello!
Help me pick up
this skinny legend!
Go!
TYNOMI: Oh my god,
I can't believe it.
Maggie Shatwood in
emergency surgery.
LEMON: You can't even buy
tickets to Maggie's show,
not since she did that quintuple
salchow in the Rideau.
♪
STARZY: Scalpel?
RITA: In your hand.
STARZY: Gauze?
RITA: It's already done.
LEMON: I've never been
in a surgery room before.
TYNOMI: Yeah, me neither.
RITA: Doctor,
quick, quick, quick!
The bitch is wavering
between basic and sickening.
If she drops any lower,
she will prolapse!
TYNOMI: Been there.
[laughter]
LEMON: What's a prolapse?
STARZY: Miss Shatwood,
what do you feel?
KIARA: I am living
okoo-oo-oo?
LEMON: She's amazing!
Performing with
an exposed brain!
KIARA: [gibberish]
And a whoop!
RITA: Give that to me.
Okay, Miss Shatwood
How do you feel
when I do that?
KIARA: Burnt tuck!
I smell burnt tuck!
RITA: I made it!
I've isolated the shablams!
I am a genius!
STARZY: Shut up, one second.
I've isolated the source
of the shablams.
She's cured.
I'm a genius.
JEFFREY: Dr. Wilma Hennyfield
drew the roadmap
of the drag brain.
She cured dozens of
drag queen related ailments,
including the shablams.
RITA: Well, actually, bitch,
that was my idea.
[laughter & applause]
JADE: I just have to say
to everyone here,
I've never been more
proud to be Canadian,
and I've never been more proud
to be gay in my entire life.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Ladies, this week,
you performed in groups,
but tonight,
you'll be judged individually.
Now, when I call your name,
please step forward.
Anastarzia Anaquway
Ilona Verley
Rita Baga
Scarlett BoBo.
You are all
safe.
You may leave the stage.
♪
JEFFREY: And now it's time
for the judges' critiques,
starting with Lemon.
BROOKE LYNN: Wow!
What a transformation
from last week.
LEMON: [clicks]
BROOKE LYNN: And the way
you worked it on the runway,
that's a lot
of fabric to work with.
You looked beautiful.
STACEY: You killed it for me.
BROOKE LYNN: As far as the
acting challenge, also so good.
JADE: Have you done this before?
LEMON: I haven't really
acted in like a scene
with like words before, but I do
a lot of like dance theater.
JADE: It's amazing because
your words were flowing.
JEFFREY: You were really
quite extraordinary.
LEMON: Thank you so much.
JEFFREY: Next up, Tynomi Banks.
BROOKE LYNN: This outfit, uh,
I wish the waist
was more cinched in.
I wish you didn't
have the fishnets on.
I wish there was a black,
just a black pantyhose
or just a bare leg,
but I appreciated that I saw
a little bit more
of Tynomi Banks
on the runway today.
STACEY: I loved you
on the runway.
You had a lot of energy,
you know,
you brought like the drama.
JEFFREY: What do you think
of Tynomi Banks' acting?
BROOKE LYNN: It seemed like
Lemon was propping you up.
TYNOMI: I lack
experience in acting.
JEFFREY: The fact that you are
new to this really isn't
very relevant because
Lemon is as well,
and she slayed the game.
Thank you, Tynomi.
Kiara.
JADE: The whole thing
was really good.
Energy was there.
Your character was
definitely there.
JEFFREY: Honey,
you knocked it out of the park.
You brought it every take.
Your energy was incredible.
BROOKE LYNN: This
outfit is beautiful.
It's a little basic for me,
but I'm looking at the picture,
and it's basically
the exact same dress
in a different fabric.
STACEY: Watch your
posture, right,
and also take
a longer stride as well.
That's a little thing.
It's gonna elongate you.
JEFFREY: Next up,
team captain, Boa.
You told me that you had really
only focused on your lines,
and it showed.
BROOKE LYNN: Your look
is very beautiful.
STACEY: And it's like
when you walked out,
I was just waiting for you
to give me that drama,
and I didn't get that.
BROOKE LYNN: Have the
confidence that you are sexy.
BOA: Brooke Lynn Hytes
just said I'm sexy.
[laughter]
BOA: Oh my god.
BROOKE LYNN: They'll
edit it out.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Up next, Kyne.
BROOKE LYNN: I didn't get
as many laughs out of you
as I would have liked.
JEFFREY: You showed up.
You knew your lines.
That was about it.
BROOKE LYNN: I prefer your
hair in the before picture.
I prefer your makeup
in the before picture too.
I would have liked to see
a latex black gown or something.
This is just a little
bit basic for me.
JADE: The before photo,
I agree with Brooke Lynn.
I was so excited to see
what this was gonna be.
JEFFREY: Let's go to Stacey.
STACEY: What do you think
about your outfit?
KYNE: I like my outfit.
STACEY: Really?
KYNE: Yeah.
STACEY: What I don't like
about the outfit is that
it doesn't do you
any justice at all.
JEFFREY: When you turn around,
you can see that little peak
of skin that is
your skin colour,
and that just immediately
took me out of the fantasy,
the illusion of it.
STACEY: You only get
one chance, all of you.
You only get one
chance to shine,
so you've got to make the best
of it when you're on the stage.
JEFFREY: Priyanka.
You were in character
from beginning to end.
STACEY: You were funny.
You were engaging.
You did an amazing job.
BROOKE LYNN: It might go down
as the slowest runway walk in
Drag Race history.
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Stunning.
PRIYANKA: Oh my god.
JEFFREY: Last,
but certainly not least, Jimbo!
Your look tonight, honey.
You're terrifying me
and I love it!
And you in the acting challenge,
I was very impressed with you.
The one thing that
I will say, though,
is that you played
a little bit small.
I want to see the girl
that you brought in day one.
I know you've got it.
Now serve it to us.
JIMBO: Okay.
JADE: You had such an arc
in the scene, and
JIMBO: Thank you.
JADE: it ended up being
my favourite character.
BROOKE LYNN: Wow.
I love the detachable ponytails.
I thought that was such
a cute little gimmick to have.
I think you look amazing.
JEFFREY: Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
You may head back to
the workroom to untuck,
while we deliberate.
♪
ILONA: I'm not gonna complain
about being safe in week two.
SCARLETT: I'm not
complaining yet.
ILONA: I'm not gonna
complain about it.
Sasha and Violet were safe
all the way to the end
of their season,
and then they swooped in.
SCARLETT: Safe sissies, yay.
It's gonna be our new single.
SCARLETT: Ding, ding, ah
STARZY: Ooh, hey, ladies!
Let's get up and let them
have a seat in the front.
SCARLETT: Come on, sit down!
STARZY: Come have
a seat, ladies.
Tynomi, what did
they say to you?
TYNOMI: So, this look,
they didn't like it.
I'm not cinched enough,
Brooke Lynn said.
When it came to Jeffrey,
he was like this
He's like
"Lemon's first time.
"She came through.
"How about you?"
SCARLETT: [gasps]
TYNOMI: And so it's like,
"Oh my god, you're so right."
[laughter]
TYNOMI: Oh,
Jade was so impressed.
He said it's natural
to have a lag.
BOA: To be fair, though,
we all have legs, honey.
LEMON: What?
[laughter]
BOA: She said have a lag.
QUEENS: A lag!
SCARLETT: You just
wanted some attention.
LEMON: L-A-G.
BOA: Lag.
LEMON: Like people
were going slow.
Like this brain lag
that you're having right now!
SCARLETT: Boa is so stupid!
[laughs]
KIARA: Lemon, how
do you feel different
this week and last week?
LEMON: I worked
my dick off to like--
like, I don't have one anymore!
No, I've worked so, so, so
hard this week, and like
RITA: And you were
an amazing teammate as well.
LEMON: Thank you so much.
RITA: So
Kyne, what are you
feeling right now?
KYNE: Brooke Lynn
didn't like me.
SCARLETT: What?
KYNE: Yeah.
TYNOMI: They liked
her before picture
better than her after picture.
SCARLETT: What?
TYNOMI: Yeah.
LEMON: Earlier in the workroom,
you said to me that you were
afraid that your look
was a little basic.
KYNE: Yeah.
LEMON: So when they
asked you, like,
"Do you think
your look is basic,"
why did you not say, like,
"I kind of agree"?
KYNE: I
TYNOMI: What did
Brooke Lynn say to you?
What did you say
to Brooke Lynn?
KYNE: She asked if
I learned my lesson,
and I said I did and that
I was gonna change things,
and I thought I did,
but I, you know
TYNOMI: But you also said
you'd accept her apology.
[laughter]
KYNE: It was a joke
♪
JEFFREY: Just between
us moose knuckles,
what do you think?
[laughter]
JEFFREY: Starting with Lemon.
BROOKE LYNN: I think
Lemon is a star.
Just seems to like
ooze out naturally.
BROOKE LYNN: That gown
was just exquisite,
and in the challenge she was
so fluid and easy and natural,
like it looked like she
had been acting for years.
STACEY: I just love
that she came ready,
and just ready to like
slay and slay all the way.
JEFFREY: Priyanka.
STACEY: I love
Priyanka in acting,
like I just thought
she was hilarious, right?
She's here to win.
JEFFREY: One of my top looks
on the runway tonight, by far.
JADE: Fun, fun, fun.
JEFFREY: Jimbo!
JADE: Jimbo is the reason
why I watch Drag Race.
I want to be freaked out.
I want to just be-- like see
things that are unexpected.
BROOKE LYNN: She's very good
at freaking us out
and making us be like "Huh?"
but in the best way possible.
JEFFREY: And then
in the acting challenge,
she knew all of her lines.
She showed up to set
totally prepared.
STACEY: What I love about Jimbo
is that Jimbo stays true
to who she is.
JEFFREY: Kiara.
STACEY: She just
looks so beautiful.
BROOKE LYNN: Not a lot of
queens can pull off that
naked-y little,
no hip pads,
no boobs dress moment,
and work it.
JEFFREY: She nailed every take.
She was there for her sisters.
She was very professional.
She really came out
of her shell yesterday,
and I'm so glad that she did.
JADE: She did Montreal proud.
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks.
She was nervous.
She didn't know her lines.
And even when I did
deliver her lines to her,
she still had trouble
following along.
And when she did get it,
it was so lacklustre.
BROOKE LYNN: In terms
of her runway look,
she looked like a knight
from the round table,
like it looked like she was
going on a holy crusade.
STACEY: [laughs]
JEFFREY: Boa.
BROOKE LYNN: Boa was
very constricted.
[laughter]
BROOKE LYNN: When
she would say her lines,
it's like she'd turn off until
she had to say the next line.
JEFFREY: She was
the team leader.
She came in totally unprepared.
She was very much in her head.
I had to feed her
every single line.
STACEY: I was really
disappointed in Boa
when she came out on the runway
because of her presentation.
It was very bland.
JEFFREY: Well, Stacey, not
all of us can be international
supermodels of
the world, darling!
BROOKE LYNN: Speak for yourself!
STACEY: Yes, you all can be.
JEFFREY: Kyne.
STACEY: First of all,
her outfit was horrific.
I didn't like it at all.
It was ill-shaped.
There was a lot going on.
BROOKE LYNN: There
was no finish.
There was no polish.
JADE: It was like my least
favourite look on the runway.
JEFFREY: In the acting
challenge, she wasn't terrible.
JADE: No, and I felt bad at
first because I didn't really
remember her performance.
BROOK LYNN: And I have to say
that she took our criticism
from last week
in the attitude department.
JEFFREY: Absolutely.
BROOKE LYNN: And she
was much more receptive
to what we had to say.
JEFFREY: Alright, have
we made our decision?
BROOKE LYNN: I believe we have.
STACEY: Yes.
JEFFREY: Bring back
our vintage vixens.
JEFFREY: Ladies,
based on your performance
in the her-itage moments,
and your runway presentation,
we've made some decisions.
Jimbo, great work this week.
You're safe.
You may join your sisters.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Kiara, you're safe.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Lemon, on the runway
and in the challenge,
your address was pure Hollywood.
Lemon, con-drag-ulations.
You are the winner of
this week's challenge.
[applause & cheering]
LEMON: It's me!
[laughs]
JEFFREY: You have won
a sickening supply of makeup,
courtesy of Anastasia
Beverly Hills.
It is valued at over $5,000.
Well done, Lemon.
You may join your sisters.
LEMON: Thank you so much.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Yay!
Priyanka
You're safe.
You may join your sisters.
[applause]
JEFFREY: Kyne, as a Muffragette,
you did show up,
but on the runway,
we questioned your glow up.
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.
♪
JEFFREY: Boa, your runway
presentation gagged us,
but your acting challenge
did not give us street throat.
Tynomi, in your
acting performance,
our account at Tynomi Banks
lost interest.
Boa
You're safe.
You may join your sisters.
♪
JEFFREY: Tynomi,
my dear, I'm sorry,
but that means
you are up for elimination.
Two queens stand before us.
Prior to tonight,
you were asked to prepare
a lip synch performance of
If You Could Read My Mind.
This is your last
chance to impress us,
and save yourself
from elimination.
♪
JADE: The time has come
for you to lip synch
for you life!
Good luck!
And don't it up.
♪
If you could
read my mind, love ♪
What a tale
my thoughts would tell ♪
Just like an old time movie
About a ghost
from a wishing well ♪
In a castle dark
or a fortress strong ♪
With chains upon my feet
You know that ghost is me
I don't know
where we went wrong ♪
But the feeling's gone
And I just can't get it back
♪
If you could
read my mind, yeah ♪
If you could
read my mind, love ♪
What a tale
my thoughts would tell ♪
Just like a paperback novel
The kind the drugstores sell
When you reach the part
where the heartache comes ♪
The hero would be you
Heroes often fail
If you could
If you could
Oh yeah,
if you could read my mind ♪
If you could read
If you could
My mind
If you could
Yeah
If you could
read my mind ♪
If you could
read my mind, love ♪
What a tale
my thoughts would tell ♪
Just like
an old time movie ♪
About a ghost
from a wishing well ♪
And when you reach the part
Where the heartache comes
The hero would be you
Heroes often fail
Never thought
I'd feel this way ♪
And I've got to say
that I just don't get it ♪
I don't know
where we went wrong ♪
We went wrong
But the feeling's gone
And I just can't
get it back ♪
If you could
If you could
Oh, yeah
If you could read my mind
If you could
If you could
Yeah, if you could
read my mind ♪
♪
[cheering & applause]
QUEEN: Yas, girls, yas!
JEFFREY: Good job, ladies.
TYNOMI: [breathing shakily]
TYNOMI: Right now I feel
I'm in shambles a little bit.
I'm just overwhelmed,
and I started crying.
♪
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Ladies,
we've made a decision.
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks
Chante, you stay.
[applause]
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Kyne,
as a darling of social media,
you came here
with lots of likes,
but my darling,
you leave Canada's Drag Race
a certified star.
KYNE: I've always forged
my own path in life,
and I think it's my destiny
to do that forever.
JEFFREY: Now, sashay away.
[applause]
TYNOMI: We love you.
I love you
♪
KYNE: See you on the internets.
Thanks for watching.
♪
KYNE: I am so
excited to be here.
I feel very proud.
I just love drag, and I want
to impart that knowledge
on to the world and to the next
generation of queens.
KYNE: I'm taking away a group
of some great new friends,
and a big slice of humble pie.
♪
♪
JEFFREY: Con-drag-ulations,
queens.
[cheering & applause]
JEFFREY: Remember,
stay true north
strong and fierce.
Now let the music play!
You wear it well
Lipstick, lipstick
painted on ♪
You wear it well
That sure suits
you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
Work it for me
Work it for me, me
You wear it
You wear it
You wear it well
RUPAUL: Next time on
Canada's Drag Race
JEFFREY: For this
week's maxi challenge,
you'll be splitting into
two rival girl groups.
TYNOMI: [clears throat]
KIARA: [rapping]
Kiki wanna kai-kai
but none of these queens
are my type!
BOA: [rapping] Scarlett BoBo,
your looks are a no-no--
DIRECTOR: You have to scream,
like, "Scarlett BoBo"!
CHOREOGRAPHER: You want
to be on Drag Race?
PRIYANKA: I think so!
CHOREOGRAPHER: Drag Race costs,
and this is where
you start paying!
ILONA: I'm not a dancer,
and if I make it through
a dance challenge,
it's gonna be
a blessed day on the planet.
CHOREOGRAPHER: Roll one,
two, three, fox step.
PRIYANKA: 5, 6, 7, 8
[gibberish]
You guys got it?
STACEY: From head to toe
is just, oh!
BROOKE LYNN: This
look is so stupid.
DEBRA: Bitch,
get off the stage!
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