Chad & JT Go Deep (2022) s01e02 Episode Script

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[dramatic music playing]
[seagulls cooing]
Sixty-nine. Number 69, ready. Sixty-nine.
What do we do?
[JT] We got to move.
We're totally burnt in California.
Where? Like Madrid?
I've never heard of it,
but is it on the water?
Yeah.
[JT] Nice.
What?
[JT] I think Mia Toretto is here.
Yeah.
[Strider] In their lowest moment, the guys
have been sent a sign from the universe.
Mia Toretto from The Fast and the Furious.
[fans speaking indistinctly]
[JT] She's coming over.
Play it cool. Play it cool.
[Chad] How do you do that?
Sorry, I I just wanted
to say I'm a really big fan.
Um, I really love your work. Okay.
- Sorry.
- Oh!
Sorry.
Have a seat.
If you want.
Thank you.
That's awesome. Thank you.
Hi.
[Chad] Uh, can we ask you something?
Yeah, for sure.
Basically,
we're in kind of a massive pickle.
We just got uninvited
to this guy Zedd's Vegas rager.
It's forcing us to rethink our whole
status as activists and stokelords.
[JT] At this point, we just think
we've had a good run, but it's over.
I just think it's time to give up
the activism and do something else.
Okay, clearly there's been
some kind of misunderstanding,
and you guys have to right a wrong.
Because what do you get by giving up?
Nothing.
Your activism means a lot
to a lot of people, including me.
So please, guys, don't give up.
How badly
do you want to go to Zedd's rager?
- Really badly.
- Really badly.
All right, well,
then you have to fight for it.
So double down on our causes?
- [Mia] Yes.
- Push the stoke?
A thousand percent.
[JT] Whoa.
[Chad] You want my Corona?
- Would you like
- Yeah, I'd actually love one.
- Sweet.
- Thank you.
No way. [laughing]
[vibrant music playing]
[seagulls cooing]
[theme music playing]
I'm welcoming my friends Chad and JT.
Uh, these young guys have been
misunderstood, to say the least.
The word "boarder"
was interpreted as "border,"
without the A.
I just want to say publicly,
um, to stokenation, everyone out there,
um, our bad.
I'm deeply sorry.
People thought we were saying that we
didn't want Mexicans to come into the US,
but we don't believe that.
We think Mexicans are some
of the best skateboarders in the world.
I just want a clean slate
and an opportunity to prove
to people who we are.
We'll bring you guys
the most dank causes you have ever seen.
We'll get back in your good books.
We promise you.
Chad and JT amped their activism up to 11.
They straight up got after it.
Sir, what is your name?
What up? My name is Chad Kroeger.
Council, when I'm bummed,
I party, and I feel better for a while.
If the party's really sick though,
I feel better for longer.
A lot of ragers have made me
feel really stoked.
The ragers that truly make my froth peak,
and this is beyond debate, are on a boat.
Why is it that only people like P. Diddy,
Jeff Bezos and my uncle Ron
get to experience
the euphoria of being on a yacht?
I think I have the solution.
We need public yachts.
[vibrant music playing]
[Chad] Hey, we're with
the public-yacht initiative.
Can we talk for a sec? It's super quick.
[JT] It's recently come to our attention
that not everybody gets to party on boats.
We were wondering if you'd donate
your boat once a month for public use.
You could help a lot of people.
If you like that idea,
give me a "Hell yeah."
Thank you.
The people are on our side.
[Chad] What up, dudes?
You guys fired up on your yacht?
[cheering]
Stay stoked out there.
- Permission to speak
- We're gonna jump.
[JT] We'll keep looking.
We'll find others.
Can we come aboard?
[Chad] Ah, this is sick.
- Howdy.
- [man] Hey, guys.
- [JT] Hey, how's it going?
- [man] Not bad.
Welcome aboard.
This was built for the guy who built
the Disneyland Hotel for Walt Disney.
I love Disney.
Come in. I'll show you around if you like.
- [Chad] How's it going?
- Hello.
- This is the salon, the main living area.
- Wow.
You have a TV and living area, the bar.
We're a couple of activists. We're forming
this new public-yacht initiative.
We'd like to see yacht owners
opening their yachts to the public.
It'd be like 20 to 30 dudes or gals.
And then they'll just come rage
for like, I don't know,
a day and a half or something.
Maybe we can do a test run.
We got Froder, Ass-Clown, Bonk
- Okay.
- [Chad] Danny and then Drew.
- Schedule it. Let's do it.
- [JT] They're here.
- They're coming on board now?
- [JT] Is that cool?
I see. Okay.
Uh I
A lot of folks would donate money
for that type of situation too.
- That's what we're asking you.
- To donate?
- [JT] The boat.
- The boat?
If someone messes up the boat,
they can write a sincere public apology.
The thing is, as much as I would like
to accommodate that,
I'd always stay within the law.
It's just too dangerous on the water.
They're safe guys.
I can vouch for everyone.
Ass-Clown's a wildcard, so maybe
let him on the boat, see how he does.
We don't want Ass-Clown to miss out.
- Exactly.
- Exactly.
- Yeah.
- [JT] So we have a deal?
No.
[man] Buddy, cut for a second. Thanks.
There are accidents on boats all the time.
- No
- [man] It'd make you look like an asshole.
We'd make sure everyone had life jackets.
[man] I guess you're just being
a bit naive is what I think.
I think this is the opportunity
to do some serious philharmonic work.
[man] Guys, I think we're probably done.
That's not being an activist.
That's just being a partyer.
- Wanna be in it?
- No, thank you.
[shutter clicking]
- [Chad] How's it look?
- You're smoldering.
Sick.
Do you do that sometimes like
You're married, huh?
- No.
- You're not? Okay.
Do you find the boat helps with women?
Yes.
- That's awesome.
- Nice.
[Strider] Chad and JT made
some new friends,
but it was clear
they had to find another cause.
[Chad] You wanna help us out?
Save the environment?
Don't know if you're aware,
about eight million tons of plastic
is thrown into the oceans here,
and roughly 10% of that is sex toys.
We're recycling these
so they stay out of the ocean
to protect the coral and fish.
Word. Yeah. 100%. That's very thoughtful.
[Chad and JT] Thanks.
Pick whatever you like.
It's $5 for the small items,
and $10 for the big ones.
Are you for real?
- For real.
- Are these clean?
- [JT] Super clean.
- [Chad] Yeah.
These have been used before?
They've gone through
our disinfecting process.
This is Barbicide.
If they don't get fully cleaned,
we'll chuck them in JT's mom's bathtub.
We clean the crap out of them.
There's pretty much no sign of orifice.
Uh woah.
I was literally looking
for a fucking harness last night.
- For real?
- [woman]Yeah.
- I want this.
- [Chad] Nice.
I see. So, by me rebuying it,
it essentially keeps it out of the sea.
- [Chad] Yes.
- Got it. Okay.
[JT] Hey, Mom.
- [Mom] Hi, guys.
- What's up?
- Hi, how are you?
- [JT] How are you doing?
- I brought you some goodies. Some lunch.
- Thank you.
I also thought I'd help with the cause.
[JT] Oh, really?
So I brought you
two of my old, used sex toys
to donate to you for your cause.
[JT] Oh, you're the best, Mom!
- Yeah. But you do have to clean them.
- [JT] Copy.
- Thanks, Mama.
- [Mom] I love you so much!
- [Mom kisses]
- I appreciate you. Thanks for helping.
- Of course. Save the reef.
- Thank you.
- Thanks for dropping off your stuff.
- Of course, guys.
- Thanks. Love you. Bye, guys!
- [JT] Bye, Mom. Love you.
Save these for later.
Do you want to buy any of these?
You know? I I think I'm good.
- [Chad] Where's your nip?
- [JT] Right here.
[Chad] Right.
- [Chad laughs]
- [JT] Ooh!
I do like that!
- [Chad] You like it?
- [JT] Feels good!
[laughs]
[woman] What if I bought one of these,
and then use it and then got some
infection because it wasn't clean enough?
We'll work on it.
But it was nice to meet you.
Thank you for all the feedback.
I didn't think people
would find this that gross.
Yeah, I think it is kind of nasty,
but it's a good cause.
- Yeah.
- We should find something else.
- Yeah. We made 20 bones.
- Dude.
[upbeat music playing]
[seagulls cooing]
[Chad] Dude, we managed to save
ten dildos from the osh.
[JT] Yeah. Make sure you tell Zedd.
- [Chad] Should we go one bag at a time?
- Sounds good.
[grunts]
[sighs]
[grunts]
[Chad] Dude, nice pour.
[man] You scared me, buddy.
- Sorry.
- What's that stuff?
- Sand.
- Sand.
That's gonna fill the beach up?
- Yeah.
- We're trying to stop erosion.
[laughs] With that?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
[man] You got more than that?
- We're concerned citizens.
- We got a ton of bags.
Oh, okay. You put that stuff around me,
I won't get eroded on.
I was talking about my ball
getting cut off this Thursday.
- Oh, wow.
- I wanted to feel it.
- I'm serious.
- I see you grabbing really low.
- I can see your sac through your shorts.
- See how big it is?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, woah.
I'm laughing, but I'm nervous as shit.
I appreciate your positivity though.
We're gonna protect erosion
like that doc is gonna protect your nut.
- Yeah, yeah.
- [JT] Yeah.
- So anyway
- Do you know about erosion?
- Of course I do. I'm a surfer!
- What do you know about it?
I'll call you right back.
Here's the deal. I had a lung taken out.
Got a gunshot there.
- He's in jail for 15 years.
- Oh, nice.
I beat him up pretty good afterward.
But anyway, you're wasting your time here.
This is minor erosion.
You wanna go to Isla Vista.
Are you familiar with where that's at?
- Yeah.
- Santa Barbara University.
Where the kids party.
There won't be a place to party
when the beach is all gone.
- Oh my God.
- All done?
- [JT] The erosion is really bad there?
- Terrible.
Whatever you see here,
it's ten times worse.
- In Isla Vista.
- [Chad] What?
- Good luck with your nuts.
- We'll go to Isla Vista.
[JT] I think that's the move.
If the cliffs keep eroding,
and the kids can't party,
then they'll be bummed, and that'll have
dire consequences for humanity.
- That's apocalyptic.
- [JT] Let's go.
- [Chad] Thank you, sir.
- [JT] Thanks, dude.
[vibrant music playing]
We've actually never been to IV,
but it's the sickest place on Earth.
Get on your skateboard and cruise
from house party to house party.
Dudes don't even care
about you messing up the ratio.
But houses are falling into the ocean.
So, I think it's a real issue, dude.
[reporter] It was quite a sight
to see a cliff collapse
on the beach in Isla Vista.
Be aware that anytime
you're on the side of it,
it might go down at any time.
[reporter] County Park officials
are advising everyone to keep away.
Holy tomatoes!
Like, there's no buffer.
You need buffer.
Are you worried about the erosion?
Yeah. The cliff fell on us one time.
You look like you should be
in Italy or something.
[laughing]
The party days are numbered because of,
you know,
geological issues, right? So the stoke,
it's not good.
- What up? I'm Chad.
- Dan.
- What's up, man? JT.
- Nice to meet you.
We came here because we heard
about this cliff erosion that's happening.
- Yeah, shit's cray.
- How bad is it?
Dude, I mean
Fuck.
People start getting so zooted.
They'll sit on the balcony
'cause there's nowhere else to go
because it's crowded.
And they forget that they
don't have anything behind them.
They fall back.
You have 600 people on a little balcony.
It's going to put so much weight
on the cliff, it'll crumble.
- Oh dude!
- Dude, what up?
What's up, bro?
- [Chad] Do you know about cliff erosion?
- It'll bring my shit down one day.
- For real?
- Yeah, dude, it's gonna fuck up my lease.
- [JT] Oh no, dude.
- Fuck it, though.
Don't need to worry about erosion.
You got a month's worth of food
stashed away?
- [Chad] No.
- Get it. Man-made climate change.
Yes, yes, yes, that is happening.
But it's not me and you,
us peasants driving around in our cars.
I got the NSA spying on my ass.
[JT] Okay.
[man] After a while,
this part of DP will go under,
but the party street will just move over.
- That'll become the new DP.
- But at some point, won't that go under?
And there will have to be a newer DP
after that.
That's 20 years from now.
That's like future-future.
We can't keep kicking
the PBR can down the road.
- We need to do something now.
- A think tank.
- Yeah.
- What about a dank tank?
Maybe a dank tank. Yeah, that's fine.
That's sick.
[upbeat music playing]
[Chad] Welcome to the Dank Tank.
We've gathered the people of Isla Vista,
along with our two colleagues,
to come up with a solush to cliff erosion.
I'm JT Parr, activist and stokelord.
I'mChad Kroeger. Activist. Stokelord.
Charlotte Sabina. Activist. Surfer.
Dan Shu. Just a surfer.
You may begin.
How do I explain it?
You want something to, like,
stop the water. The big deal
is the water eroding the cliffs.
If we had a little wall,
maybe it hits that instead.
I'm just thinking
how much money would this cost?
I don't know how much it'll cost.
Mangrove trees are one of the main ways
that the coasts
of South Asia prevent erosion
- Does fruit grow from these mango
- Mangrove trees.
Not mango trees. So, no.
If you were to pump car exhaust
through what I call a smog bong,
the smog bong would capture the carbon,
and at some point,
that water would be disgusting water
that you just fertilize
the nearby fruit trees with.
- Okay, thank you so much.
- Okay, you guys take care.
I don't think we need to save it.
Why do we need to?
- Parties are falling into the osh.
- There are way bigger problems in IV.
Noise pollution. I try to sleep
before midnight, but people just walk
All night, they're talking really loud.
Especially girls. No offense, you know.
Do you party?
If you mean walking around
in the middle of the night,
I don't do that.
Well, it feels like
you're kinda harshing my vibe.
- [JT] Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
[Charlotte] I have a fundamental
fucking issue with that guy.
We'll take all the oceanside DP houses
and make them throw a bad party.
So I'm talking Dixie D'Amelio songs,
Jacob Sartorius, maybe a couple
of Chads and Brads just thrown in there.
- You mentioned Chads.
- [woman] Yeah.
- What's the beef?
- I haven't met a good Chad before.
His name's Chad.
- That's unfortunate.
- [Charlotte] Thank you for your time.
- You gotta start cutting these people off.
- Shit, I'm so sorry.
[JT] It's fine.
[vibrant music playing]
So I think we got to get IV
on the maps as a historical landmark.
Beer is a big thing in Isla Vista,
so maybe we could do
the longest beer bong off the cliff.
That way, everyone will talk about it,
maybe it'll go viral.
That way, everyone will care
enough to help us save the Bluffs.
Can I just say one word? Jablow!
- [Charlotte] That's a great idea.
- Thank you.
I think we got it.
I think we got it.
[upbeat music playing]
[Chad clears throat]
What up, council? My name is Chad Kroeger.
Recently my dog JT and I
made a voyage to Santa Barbara
to solve their cliff erosion problem.
For those of you who don't know,
erosion is an existential threat
to the stokers
who live on the cliffs there.
So we gathered the best
and brightest minds of IV
to take part in a dank tank.
To come up with a solush.
And after many hours of deliberash,
I'm proud to say
we found one.
We have determined
that the best course of action
was to do the world's longest beer bong
from the cliffs down to the beach.
This heroic feat,
we hope, will cement the cliffs
into the record books
of Santa Barbara County
as a legit landmark.
Building a beer bong
is 50% emotion, and 50% engineering.
- Twist it on.
- Yeah.
Also, the 50% of it functioning
correctly with all the parts.
We've never in history
had a beer bong this long.
I honestly think
people don't take IV that seriously.
If we could pull this off,
I think we'd get mad respect
from the whole Santa Barbara community.
Once they realize that we're using
these cliffs for a good reason,
they'll definitely fund this up,
and we'll be able to keep them safe.
I did not volunteer to be the chugger.
I was picked by an esteemed group,
not unlike this one.
[woman] Yeah, JT!
- [man] There you go.
- We appreciate you for helping save IV.
[Chad] JT!
You got this.
Thanks, dog.
JT was most worried about that beer bong,
not that he couldn't chug it,
but that they made a lot
of promises to the students up in SB.
And he was worried if they didn't nail it,
those would be false promises.
This is Nighthawk to Beachside.
We're deploying the drone.
She's out there flying high.
The science had to be exact,
and we had to adapt when it wasn't.
[woman] This is some hardcore math.
[Chad] This is massively tangled.
This is Nighthawk to Beachside Dan.
Waiting for JT to pull up to the beach.
[Dan] All right, boys.
JT is cruising down the stairs right now.
[man] When JT's all ponshed out,
we can hug.
[Dan] Copy, copy.
We just let them ponsh out JT.
[Chad] Ready to send the slither
on your mark.
[Dan] All right, send that shit.
[cheering]
[Chad] Whoa! Oh!
Dude! [laughs]
[Strider] There were some moments
where I didn't know if it would work.
[Dan] Could y'all bring it up, like,
I don't know, a couple of feet?
All right. I might need
to move back here then.
[Dan] All right. Yeah,
but it's not completely vertical yet.
Pull it back. Pull it back. Pull it back.
- Attach it directly there.
- [Chad] Ditch the second hose?
- [JT] The boys might have to disconnect.
- [Dan] Why are we disconnecting?
[JT] We need slack and gravity.
That's gonna funnel this.
[Dan] Are we ready to mobilize?
- [Chad] We need to grab here.
- [Dan] Can I get an ETA?
[man] 10-4. Jeez. We're on it.
As the chugger,
I had moments of harrowing self-doubt.
This is JT. Can I go for Chad?
- Go for Chad.
- Go for Chad.
Chad, switch to two.
I want this to be confidential.
I don't know How do you switch to two?
Do you know how to switch to two?
Are you back on 11?
I don't know how to switch channels.
We gotta speed this up. Come on.
[Charlotte] We'll cut the duct tape too.
[man] It's too long.
[Dan] Can we get an ETA, Nighthawk?
[JT] I want this bad boy out of there.
[Dan] Yo, guys, get off the cliff.
I'm nervous.
Dude, you hear me?
I don't think I can do this.
[Chad] Oh, crap.
[theme music playing]