College Romance (2018) s01e02 Episode Script
Tommy
1
How do you want me to address you?
Shut up.
Really?
I see.
Shut up.
I see.
Really?
Why are you sad?
Sad?
There's a limit, man!
Deepika calls me home
to pick her up,
and then she picks me up.
What do you mean?
My bike is parked outside her house.
I don't know what issue she has with it.
She hasn't sat on Mohini even once.
Mohini is such a dumb name.
Hey! It's my Mum's name!
You trying to insult my Mum?
But dude, who names their bike
after their mother?
The kind whose Mum fights their Dad
for four years to get them a bike.
It's out of respect, Naira.
Okay, dude, I'm sorry.
I'm just so frustrated because of this idiot.
He's been on the phone for half an hour.
Why are we sitting here?
Let's go for a smoke.
Let's go.
Go get us some.
Hello, Naira Ma'am!
I'm not going to Birju's shop.
Hey, brother-in-law!
Keep quiet!
I'm talking!
Come join us, bro.
Can't you see I'm on the phone?
Naira.
You have dreams too?
All men are dogs.
You know that's sexist, right?
What's so sexist about it?
I'm insulting boys. Not once
did I insult a girl.
Insulting boys is sexist too.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
You know what I feel?
That my statement isn't sexist,
just incomplete.
How?
See, the complete statement would be
All men are dogs,
when they find a leg piece.
Look.
He's like a Tommy now.
Trippy, Karan was just saying
that you've turned into a dog.
And that Raveena is your master.
Our Trippy
(howls like a dog)
has turned into Tommy.
Excuse me!
The guys who only listen
to their girlfriends are Tommys.
I only listen to myself.
At least I have a girlfriend.
Not just a dinner partner to feed dumplings to.
I told you guys it's a work in progress.
Why don't you get it?
You're always on the phone,
ignoring your friends
Wait a minute, guys.
Just a minute!
But bro
We sat down together to discuss
the Freshers' party, right?
So can we do that first?
We decided on a pool party, correct?
Obviously.
Obviously, man. Pool party it is.
I even bought a pair of shorts.
Awesome!
No, no, no. Why a pool party?
Let's go to the regular party.
What's the issue with a pool party?
A pool party
I have hydrophobia.
Hydrophobia?
You're afraid of water?
Yeah, I'm afraid of water.
Please, please, please,
let's go to a regular party.
Please!
Dude
We'll have tons of fun!
Sure. Alright. Yeah, we will have a lot of fun.
I need to get to class.
That's right.
Trippy's going to be the stud.
Hi Karan. Where are you?
I'm here.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
I've had an awesome idea!
What's the idea?
Let's go to the regular party.
In Hauz Khas.
There's 3+3 on snacks.
And unlimited IMFL.
We'll go crazy!
Your head is full of dicks!
You idiot!
I already got myself a pair of shorts.
Just listen to me this once, man
Dude, Trippy!
We decided this in the morning, didn't we?
Did someone put two dicks in your head?
Who has two dicks?
Dude, we'll get blind drunk!
There will be such beautiful girls!
Don't irritate me, man.
I'm going to meet Deepika. You guys decide.
Dude, please, just think about it.
Such nonsense!
Please, Naira
Dude, Trippy, I don't have time for this.
We'll have a lot of fun, I'm telling you.
A pool party will be more fun.
Dude!
Duuude!
Dude
I don't want to be a Tommy.
I have hydrophobia.
You're afraid of water?
Yeah, I'm afraid of water.
What?
Oh!
How's it going?
So, students, you're ready for the practical questions?
Yes, Sir!
Excuse me, Sir.
May I speak to Trippy, please?
You can talk to Trippy later.
First, tell me how you came inside.
Through the open gate, Sir.
What?
So just because it was open
What did you say the name was?
Sir, Trippy.
Trippy?
Yes, Sir.
What kind of a name is Trippy?
I know, Sir. It's a little weird.
Who in here is called Trippy?
Trippy
Who the hell is Trippy?
Sir
it's mine.
What sort of a name is this?
What's your actual name?
Sir, let's forget about the name
Hang on. I want to know what his name is.
Sir, it's an emergency.
What?
Sir
Let me tell you what's up, Sir.
Just keep quiet.
It's an emergency, Sir!
His father has had a heart attack.
What?
What happened to my father?
He didn't tell me anything.
Is he okay?
He's sick, bro.
He's very sick of his useless son.
What?
You idiot, that was just an excuse
to get you out of there.
I needed to talk to you about Freshers'.
My shorts won't be exchanged.
You gave my Dad a heart attack for this?
Could have given yours one.
How would that have gotten you out?
You're not completely dumb.
Good thing you gave my Dad a heart attack.
He just sits in the shop anyway.
Where's Naira?
The only party we're going to
is Rana's pool party.
What's the problem with a regular party?
After all, Bagga is
I don't want Bagga!
What do you mean?
's party.
I don't want to go to Bagga's party, man.
Please.
But why?
The entry fees for Bagga's party is 1200.
And Rana's is 2000, man.
And that will just get you three beers.
And three beers I can simply piss out.
So piss them out and drink them again.
That makes it six beers.
Are you from Seelampur?
She says such nasty things!
Hey, you helpless man!
Your 'unlimited food' will include just
skewered kababs and vegetable manchurian,
with disappointment on the side.
Because no way will they serve mint chutney.
On the other hand,
at Rana's party,
you know what we're going to get?
What?
Julienne onions.
Chicken tikka
and mint chutney.
I can almost taste it, man.
Let's go to the pool party.
We'll have fun.
I'm going to take Mohini
all the way inside.
Dude, I'm afraid Freshers'
might get canceled.
Bagga said there aren't any passes available.
One cigarette
Rana said the same thing.
Oh yeah? Let's see.
We'll pay later.
We'll pay later.
Who will understand?
You always understand.
Which dress should I wear to the party?
This one?
Or this?
We'll have a lot of fun
at Bagga's party, I promise.
What's your plan after
How will we dance?
I mean, it won't be fun.
How will we dance?
In the pool, Trippy.
Obviously.
Obviously, dude.
I mean, if we don't know
the lyrics or the steps,
how will we dance?
So annoying, man.
What do you mean?
A pool party won't play
Hindi or Punjabi songs.
They only play EDM and -
what's his name?
Enrique Iglesias!
Why do you care, Trippy?
Who's going to look at you?
Excuse me, Madam. We're aren't
close enough for you to insult me.
Insult him.
She's just joking, man.
There's a limit
Guys, just a second.
Trippy,
they don't play Enrique Iglesias anymore.
They play Ed Sheeran.
And anyway, even though
I don't know the lyrics,
who dances to "Gaal ni Kadni" with you?
That's Parmeesh Bhai's swag, man.
And anyway, it is very easy
to dance to Punjabi songs.
Let's go to the regular party.
Yes, bro!
It's true.
Oh man!
Hello there, Naira Madam.
Oh damn! Why do I even come here?
Did she leave?
Hey, betel-breath!
You going to kiss me or what?
Or just spit in my mouth, why don't you?
Just try getting credit next time.
Both of us can go on Mohini.
We'll max out the level of swag.
Bro, I'm going to get off in slow motion.
I'm going to get off in slow motion.
Even if it takes ten minutes.
Like this?
The winds will blow, bro.
This feels totally cool, bro.
What fun, man!
My hair's blowing in the wind, bro.
Yeah, man!
Everyone's watching.
Even the boys are going to get wet
because there won't be any girls there, Karan.
You'll drop Mohini in the parking lot
of the regular party, and enter on foot?
At the pool party,
you can bring Mohini inside.
You spend so much on your bike.
Do you want to waste
all the care you give her?
Yeah, man.
And I just got her painted,
even put in some Gulf Oil
to make her smooth as butter.
And I got that aftermarket silencer as well.
I can't let these go to waste, Trippy.
Exactly!
Think about it.
Where will there be more of a crowd?
Where will the sex ratio be better?
At Rana's.
Second year B.Com.
South Delhi.
And by South Delhi I don't mean Saket.
I mean G.K. 2.
When Rana makes his entrance,
not even the boys give him side-hugs.
Do you know why?
Because that's how Rana is.
I love Rana!
Don't you just?
ButBagga is pretty cool too.
Same course, same year, West Delhi.
And by West Delhi I don't mean Dwarka.
I mean Vikas Puri.
And when Bagga enters college,
not just the boys and girls,
but the whole college grooves!
I love Bagga!
Is there anyone you don't love?
Yeah.
You and your Mohini.
There!
You forgot to apologize.
Before you blab any more,
check the Facebook pages for both parties.
There are more girls in Bagga's 'Going' list.
What are you saying?
How did that happen?
I'll tell you how.
What are you saying?
How did that happen?
I'll tell you how.
Just like me, a lot of girls
have neither the body, nor the clothes
for a pool party.
And the ones who do,
can't upload their photos on Facebook.
Because their parents might see.
It's true.
I have a bikini body.
Can't wear a bikini.
Shit!
Shit!
Hey babe!
You can upload them on Instagram!
Instagram has annoying cousins.
They show their parents.
Right!
And there's tons more trouble.
You have to carry extra clothes,
a towel, some soap
We aren't going to a lake.
Fine, forget the soap.
There's more.
When you're dancing in the pool,
you'll feel showers of hot water.
Because everyone's going to drink beer,
and use the pool to
Ewww!
Yuk!
And just when you get over that shock,
you'll see some cute little pieces
of manchurian floating around you.
Because some idiot would have
downed shot after shot after shot,
and then shot it all out.
Ewww!
Ewww! Filthy!
Euhhh gross!
And just like that,
after the puke in the pool,
your pool party will become a regular party.
For which you dumbfucks
would have paid extra,
and missed Hindi and Punjabi songs.
"Fuc."
Sorry, Parmeesh Bhai.
"Gaal Ni Kadni"(Don't abuse)
I'm convinced.
Let's go to the regular party.
How can we
I'm also convinced.
We're going to the regular party, bro.
Regular party it is, bro!
Come on, dude.
What happened? You had just agreed.
Don't do this drama..
Hi!
Hello, Raveena.
What's up?
Hi!
Hi, Trippy.
Hi!
So, what's your plan for Freshers'?
Should we go to the canteen?
I'm damn hungry.
Let me ask her about Freshers', man!
Let's eat some samosas, I'm having a craving.
Let me just
Raveena, what is your plan?
Forget it, man! What are you even saying?
We can talk later.
Just a second!
I
Regular party
Just listen to me.
You had cold coffee?
Raveena
Just listen to me!
By any chance
are you planning to go to the regular party?
Yeah! I told Trippy that this morning.
He wanted to go to the pool party,
but I wanted to go to the regular one.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Cool!
You spineless worm!
You
lied to your BFFs.
Regular party was
"Gaal Ni Kadni"(Don't abuse)
Oh really?
No, guys,
I'm
You asshole!
"I only listen to myself."
"I only listen to myself."
Let me go, man! It hurts!
Get off, man!
Raveena didn't want to go to
the pool party, man. What could I do?
And you know what she told me?
That she has hydrophobia.
And you know what she wrote on Instagram?
'Water child'.
Fucking liar!
Don't tell her I said that.
I won't.
Oh! But you were still arguing with us?
Of course I tried to convince you.
I want to go with my bros.
And since all my reasons
were good, you got convinced.
He did make some very good points.
But I just can't go to Bagga's party!
But why?
Why not?
I just can't!
Wait a minute!
Did you and Bagga
No, it's nothing like that!
Nothing happened!
Nothing happened at the last Freshers'!
I was asking if you owe him money,
but what really happened?
Naira
Tell us happened at the last Freshers'.
Nothing.
Tell us!
Guys, it was nothing
What happened, Naira?
What happened, Naira?
Okay, fine! I'll tell you.
We won't tell you now.
And this is why I can't go to Bagga's party.
Okay, then.
Let's just all go to Rana's party.
Fuck it.
I'll also tell Raveena.
She'll figure something out.
You'll leave your girl for us?
Of course, dude!
Bros before hoes, dumbfuck!
Aww, you guys are the best!
I love you!
Let's carry her away, bro.
Let's go.
If they play a romantic song at the party,
you'll have to kiss me.
Yuck! Put me down!
You guys are sick!
I'm changing my party for you, man
How much will you drink?
Let's have some shots!
He's so shameless! He's doing this
in front of me on purpose.
I'm going to get a drink. You want anything?
Get him a vodka with floor cleaner.
Trippy, man!
Asshole.
Bro!
A pool party is a lot of fun indeed.
Isn't it?
Surprise!
Hello!
Raveena?
Hi Deepika! Hi Karan!
Hi!
Hi!
Isn't the water scaring you?
Come on, come on.
How come you're here?
Didn't you go to the regular party?
No man, it got canceled.
I heard Bagga and Rana were incurring losses.
So they threw a party together.
So I had to come here.
Bagga's at this party?
Yeah!
I saw him over there.
Excuse me, one vodka with Limca, please.
No ice.
Get me a cold beer, pronto.
Drink up, man.
Now we'll tell you.
I mean
I was saying
If you don't mind,
let's go on a long drive.
I can drop you home.
Dad just bought a new car.
Hey Ravi! How are you?
My name is Jasdeep.
Damn right it is.
Let's go.
Like I said
you're looking quite wonderful.
You're lying.
Drink's ready, Sir.
How far is your
I meanthat's not what I meant.
Fuck!
Hi!
How are you?
I'm good.
It's justactually
It's been a while.
We don't talk in college either.
And the other day, in the corridor,
you ran when you saw me.
II was on the phone with Trippy.
The manchurian's yum, right?
Yeah!
Have some.
Trippy!
Come into the pool!
Trippy
aren't you going into the pool?
No, I'm quite comfortable right here.
There are pillows too. Come on.
I've been having a bit of
hydrophobia since yesterday.
Showering was a task today.
Yep.
A bit of hydrophobia?
A lot.
If you can have it,
why can't I?
'Water child'.
Shit!
I'm so sorry, Trippy.
I'm sorry.
I lied to you because
because I felt it was all happening too fast.
And I find pool parties
very cozy and romantic.
Trippy!
Yeah?
I didn't want to drop any misleading hints.
Actually, in the past
It's okay, man!
I'm not as stupid as I look.
I understand.
I'm not picking up any hints.
Manchurian?
It's good, right?
You're very cute!
Not as cute as you.
Something's wrong, Trippy.
Something's wrong, Trippy.
What's wrong?
Something's wrong!
Should I get some water?
Trippy! Trippy!
Just a
What? What happened?
The hydrophobia is fading.
Should we enter the pool?
Hang on.
Hi babe.
Having fun?
Sexy!
Tell me something.
Why haven't you ever ridden my bike?
Never thought about it.
What is it about Mohini
that you dislike so much?
Firstly,
maybe because I like control.
Secondly,
Mohini is a dumb name.
You know that it's my
Fuck Mohini! Do you want to kiss?
Right now?
By the way
last time
you shouldn't have run away last time.
I mean, if you don't mind,
we can go on the long drive tonight.
I can drop you home.
Now I have a car of my own.
How are you, Ravi, my man?
It's Jasdeep!
Damn right it is.
By the way, Raveena,
even in Titanic,
Rose is on something, like you.
And Jack is in the water, like me.
There are just two differences.
What?
First, I won't die.
Yeah.
And the second
Jack wasn't just a dinner partner.
Neither are you.
Really?
Fuck Mohini!
Yes!
Oh God, Trippy!
Out of the pool, everyone!
Out of the pool!
Fucking asshole!
What the fuck, man?
These people have no manners!
Get out, get out!
What a bitch!
Who pukes in a pool?
This is why I wanted a regular party.
Now this pool party is just a regular party.
For which everyone had to pay extra,
and even miss Hindi songs.
Bloody cheapsters!
We can still
go for that drive.
Most definitely.
Let's go.
Where's Naira going?
She found her Tommy.
What's a Tommy?
How do you want me to address you?
Shut up.
Really?
I see.
Shut up.
I see.
Really?
Why are you sad?
Sad?
There's a limit, man!
Deepika calls me home
to pick her up,
and then she picks me up.
What do you mean?
My bike is parked outside her house.
I don't know what issue she has with it.
She hasn't sat on Mohini even once.
Mohini is such a dumb name.
Hey! It's my Mum's name!
You trying to insult my Mum?
But dude, who names their bike
after their mother?
The kind whose Mum fights their Dad
for four years to get them a bike.
It's out of respect, Naira.
Okay, dude, I'm sorry.
I'm just so frustrated because of this idiot.
He's been on the phone for half an hour.
Why are we sitting here?
Let's go for a smoke.
Let's go.
Go get us some.
Hello, Naira Ma'am!
I'm not going to Birju's shop.
Hey, brother-in-law!
Keep quiet!
I'm talking!
Come join us, bro.
Can't you see I'm on the phone?
Naira.
You have dreams too?
All men are dogs.
You know that's sexist, right?
What's so sexist about it?
I'm insulting boys. Not once
did I insult a girl.
Insulting boys is sexist too.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
You know what I feel?
That my statement isn't sexist,
just incomplete.
How?
See, the complete statement would be
All men are dogs,
when they find a leg piece.
Look.
He's like a Tommy now.
Trippy, Karan was just saying
that you've turned into a dog.
And that Raveena is your master.
Our Trippy
(howls like a dog)
has turned into Tommy.
Excuse me!
The guys who only listen
to their girlfriends are Tommys.
I only listen to myself.
At least I have a girlfriend.
Not just a dinner partner to feed dumplings to.
I told you guys it's a work in progress.
Why don't you get it?
You're always on the phone,
ignoring your friends
Wait a minute, guys.
Just a minute!
But bro
We sat down together to discuss
the Freshers' party, right?
So can we do that first?
We decided on a pool party, correct?
Obviously.
Obviously, man. Pool party it is.
I even bought a pair of shorts.
Awesome!
No, no, no. Why a pool party?
Let's go to the regular party.
What's the issue with a pool party?
A pool party
I have hydrophobia.
Hydrophobia?
You're afraid of water?
Yeah, I'm afraid of water.
Please, please, please,
let's go to a regular party.
Please!
Dude
We'll have tons of fun!
Sure. Alright. Yeah, we will have a lot of fun.
I need to get to class.
That's right.
Trippy's going to be the stud.
Hi Karan. Where are you?
I'm here.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro!
I've had an awesome idea!
What's the idea?
Let's go to the regular party.
In Hauz Khas.
There's 3+3 on snacks.
And unlimited IMFL.
We'll go crazy!
Your head is full of dicks!
You idiot!
I already got myself a pair of shorts.
Just listen to me this once, man
Dude, Trippy!
We decided this in the morning, didn't we?
Did someone put two dicks in your head?
Who has two dicks?
Dude, we'll get blind drunk!
There will be such beautiful girls!
Don't irritate me, man.
I'm going to meet Deepika. You guys decide.
Dude, please, just think about it.
Such nonsense!
Please, Naira
Dude, Trippy, I don't have time for this.
We'll have a lot of fun, I'm telling you.
A pool party will be more fun.
Dude!
Duuude!
Dude
I don't want to be a Tommy.
I have hydrophobia.
You're afraid of water?
Yeah, I'm afraid of water.
What?
Oh!
How's it going?
So, students, you're ready for the practical questions?
Yes, Sir!
Excuse me, Sir.
May I speak to Trippy, please?
You can talk to Trippy later.
First, tell me how you came inside.
Through the open gate, Sir.
What?
So just because it was open
What did you say the name was?
Sir, Trippy.
Trippy?
Yes, Sir.
What kind of a name is Trippy?
I know, Sir. It's a little weird.
Who in here is called Trippy?
Trippy
Who the hell is Trippy?
Sir
it's mine.
What sort of a name is this?
What's your actual name?
Sir, let's forget about the name
Hang on. I want to know what his name is.
Sir, it's an emergency.
What?
Sir
Let me tell you what's up, Sir.
Just keep quiet.
It's an emergency, Sir!
His father has had a heart attack.
What?
What happened to my father?
He didn't tell me anything.
Is he okay?
He's sick, bro.
He's very sick of his useless son.
What?
You idiot, that was just an excuse
to get you out of there.
I needed to talk to you about Freshers'.
My shorts won't be exchanged.
You gave my Dad a heart attack for this?
Could have given yours one.
How would that have gotten you out?
You're not completely dumb.
Good thing you gave my Dad a heart attack.
He just sits in the shop anyway.
Where's Naira?
The only party we're going to
is Rana's pool party.
What's the problem with a regular party?
After all, Bagga is
I don't want Bagga!
What do you mean?
's party.
I don't want to go to Bagga's party, man.
Please.
But why?
The entry fees for Bagga's party is 1200.
And Rana's is 2000, man.
And that will just get you three beers.
And three beers I can simply piss out.
So piss them out and drink them again.
That makes it six beers.
Are you from Seelampur?
She says such nasty things!
Hey, you helpless man!
Your 'unlimited food' will include just
skewered kababs and vegetable manchurian,
with disappointment on the side.
Because no way will they serve mint chutney.
On the other hand,
at Rana's party,
you know what we're going to get?
What?
Julienne onions.
Chicken tikka
and mint chutney.
I can almost taste it, man.
Let's go to the pool party.
We'll have fun.
I'm going to take Mohini
all the way inside.
Dude, I'm afraid Freshers'
might get canceled.
Bagga said there aren't any passes available.
One cigarette
Rana said the same thing.
Oh yeah? Let's see.
We'll pay later.
We'll pay later.
Who will understand?
You always understand.
Which dress should I wear to the party?
This one?
Or this?
We'll have a lot of fun
at Bagga's party, I promise.
What's your plan after
How will we dance?
I mean, it won't be fun.
How will we dance?
In the pool, Trippy.
Obviously.
Obviously, dude.
I mean, if we don't know
the lyrics or the steps,
how will we dance?
So annoying, man.
What do you mean?
A pool party won't play
Hindi or Punjabi songs.
They only play EDM and -
what's his name?
Enrique Iglesias!
Why do you care, Trippy?
Who's going to look at you?
Excuse me, Madam. We're aren't
close enough for you to insult me.
Insult him.
She's just joking, man.
There's a limit
Guys, just a second.
Trippy,
they don't play Enrique Iglesias anymore.
They play Ed Sheeran.
And anyway, even though
I don't know the lyrics,
who dances to "Gaal ni Kadni" with you?
That's Parmeesh Bhai's swag, man.
And anyway, it is very easy
to dance to Punjabi songs.
Let's go to the regular party.
Yes, bro!
It's true.
Oh man!
Hello there, Naira Madam.
Oh damn! Why do I even come here?
Did she leave?
Hey, betel-breath!
You going to kiss me or what?
Or just spit in my mouth, why don't you?
Just try getting credit next time.
Both of us can go on Mohini.
We'll max out the level of swag.
Bro, I'm going to get off in slow motion.
I'm going to get off in slow motion.
Even if it takes ten minutes.
Like this?
The winds will blow, bro.
This feels totally cool, bro.
What fun, man!
My hair's blowing in the wind, bro.
Yeah, man!
Everyone's watching.
Even the boys are going to get wet
because there won't be any girls there, Karan.
You'll drop Mohini in the parking lot
of the regular party, and enter on foot?
At the pool party,
you can bring Mohini inside.
You spend so much on your bike.
Do you want to waste
all the care you give her?
Yeah, man.
And I just got her painted,
even put in some Gulf Oil
to make her smooth as butter.
And I got that aftermarket silencer as well.
I can't let these go to waste, Trippy.
Exactly!
Think about it.
Where will there be more of a crowd?
Where will the sex ratio be better?
At Rana's.
Second year B.Com.
South Delhi.
And by South Delhi I don't mean Saket.
I mean G.K. 2.
When Rana makes his entrance,
not even the boys give him side-hugs.
Do you know why?
Because that's how Rana is.
I love Rana!
Don't you just?
ButBagga is pretty cool too.
Same course, same year, West Delhi.
And by West Delhi I don't mean Dwarka.
I mean Vikas Puri.
And when Bagga enters college,
not just the boys and girls,
but the whole college grooves!
I love Bagga!
Is there anyone you don't love?
Yeah.
You and your Mohini.
There!
You forgot to apologize.
Before you blab any more,
check the Facebook pages for both parties.
There are more girls in Bagga's 'Going' list.
What are you saying?
How did that happen?
I'll tell you how.
What are you saying?
How did that happen?
I'll tell you how.
Just like me, a lot of girls
have neither the body, nor the clothes
for a pool party.
And the ones who do,
can't upload their photos on Facebook.
Because their parents might see.
It's true.
I have a bikini body.
Can't wear a bikini.
Shit!
Shit!
Hey babe!
You can upload them on Instagram!
Instagram has annoying cousins.
They show their parents.
Right!
And there's tons more trouble.
You have to carry extra clothes,
a towel, some soap
We aren't going to a lake.
Fine, forget the soap.
There's more.
When you're dancing in the pool,
you'll feel showers of hot water.
Because everyone's going to drink beer,
and use the pool to
Ewww!
Yuk!
And just when you get over that shock,
you'll see some cute little pieces
of manchurian floating around you.
Because some idiot would have
downed shot after shot after shot,
and then shot it all out.
Ewww!
Ewww! Filthy!
Euhhh gross!
And just like that,
after the puke in the pool,
your pool party will become a regular party.
For which you dumbfucks
would have paid extra,
and missed Hindi and Punjabi songs.
"Fuc."
Sorry, Parmeesh Bhai.
"Gaal Ni Kadni"(Don't abuse)
I'm convinced.
Let's go to the regular party.
How can we
I'm also convinced.
We're going to the regular party, bro.
Regular party it is, bro!
Come on, dude.
What happened? You had just agreed.
Don't do this drama..
Hi!
Hello, Raveena.
What's up?
Hi!
Hi, Trippy.
Hi!
So, what's your plan for Freshers'?
Should we go to the canteen?
I'm damn hungry.
Let me ask her about Freshers', man!
Let's eat some samosas, I'm having a craving.
Let me just
Raveena, what is your plan?
Forget it, man! What are you even saying?
We can talk later.
Just a second!
I
Regular party
Just listen to me.
You had cold coffee?
Raveena
Just listen to me!
By any chance
are you planning to go to the regular party?
Yeah! I told Trippy that this morning.
He wanted to go to the pool party,
but I wanted to go to the regular one.
Oh!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Cool!
You spineless worm!
You
lied to your BFFs.
Regular party was
"Gaal Ni Kadni"(Don't abuse)
Oh really?
No, guys,
I'm
You asshole!
"I only listen to myself."
"I only listen to myself."
Let me go, man! It hurts!
Get off, man!
Raveena didn't want to go to
the pool party, man. What could I do?
And you know what she told me?
That she has hydrophobia.
And you know what she wrote on Instagram?
'Water child'.
Fucking liar!
Don't tell her I said that.
I won't.
Oh! But you were still arguing with us?
Of course I tried to convince you.
I want to go with my bros.
And since all my reasons
were good, you got convinced.
He did make some very good points.
But I just can't go to Bagga's party!
But why?
Why not?
I just can't!
Wait a minute!
Did you and Bagga
No, it's nothing like that!
Nothing happened!
Nothing happened at the last Freshers'!
I was asking if you owe him money,
but what really happened?
Naira
Tell us happened at the last Freshers'.
Nothing.
Tell us!
Guys, it was nothing
What happened, Naira?
What happened, Naira?
Okay, fine! I'll tell you.
We won't tell you now.
And this is why I can't go to Bagga's party.
Okay, then.
Let's just all go to Rana's party.
Fuck it.
I'll also tell Raveena.
She'll figure something out.
You'll leave your girl for us?
Of course, dude!
Bros before hoes, dumbfuck!
Aww, you guys are the best!
I love you!
Let's carry her away, bro.
Let's go.
If they play a romantic song at the party,
you'll have to kiss me.
Yuck! Put me down!
You guys are sick!
I'm changing my party for you, man
How much will you drink?
Let's have some shots!
He's so shameless! He's doing this
in front of me on purpose.
I'm going to get a drink. You want anything?
Get him a vodka with floor cleaner.
Trippy, man!
Asshole.
Bro!
A pool party is a lot of fun indeed.
Isn't it?
Surprise!
Hello!
Raveena?
Hi Deepika! Hi Karan!
Hi!
Hi!
Isn't the water scaring you?
Come on, come on.
How come you're here?
Didn't you go to the regular party?
No man, it got canceled.
I heard Bagga and Rana were incurring losses.
So they threw a party together.
So I had to come here.
Bagga's at this party?
Yeah!
I saw him over there.
Excuse me, one vodka with Limca, please.
No ice.
Get me a cold beer, pronto.
Drink up, man.
Now we'll tell you.
I mean
I was saying
If you don't mind,
let's go on a long drive.
I can drop you home.
Dad just bought a new car.
Hey Ravi! How are you?
My name is Jasdeep.
Damn right it is.
Let's go.
Like I said
you're looking quite wonderful.
You're lying.
Drink's ready, Sir.
How far is your
I meanthat's not what I meant.
Fuck!
Hi!
How are you?
I'm good.
It's justactually
It's been a while.
We don't talk in college either.
And the other day, in the corridor,
you ran when you saw me.
II was on the phone with Trippy.
The manchurian's yum, right?
Yeah!
Have some.
Trippy!
Come into the pool!
Trippy
aren't you going into the pool?
No, I'm quite comfortable right here.
There are pillows too. Come on.
I've been having a bit of
hydrophobia since yesterday.
Showering was a task today.
Yep.
A bit of hydrophobia?
A lot.
If you can have it,
why can't I?
'Water child'.
Shit!
I'm so sorry, Trippy.
I'm sorry.
I lied to you because
because I felt it was all happening too fast.
And I find pool parties
very cozy and romantic.
Trippy!
Yeah?
I didn't want to drop any misleading hints.
Actually, in the past
It's okay, man!
I'm not as stupid as I look.
I understand.
I'm not picking up any hints.
Manchurian?
It's good, right?
You're very cute!
Not as cute as you.
Something's wrong, Trippy.
Something's wrong, Trippy.
What's wrong?
Something's wrong!
Should I get some water?
Trippy! Trippy!
Just a
What? What happened?
The hydrophobia is fading.
Should we enter the pool?
Hang on.
Hi babe.
Having fun?
Sexy!
Tell me something.
Why haven't you ever ridden my bike?
Never thought about it.
What is it about Mohini
that you dislike so much?
Firstly,
maybe because I like control.
Secondly,
Mohini is a dumb name.
You know that it's my
Fuck Mohini! Do you want to kiss?
Right now?
By the way
last time
you shouldn't have run away last time.
I mean, if you don't mind,
we can go on the long drive tonight.
I can drop you home.
Now I have a car of my own.
How are you, Ravi, my man?
It's Jasdeep!
Damn right it is.
By the way, Raveena,
even in Titanic,
Rose is on something, like you.
And Jack is in the water, like me.
There are just two differences.
What?
First, I won't die.
Yeah.
And the second
Jack wasn't just a dinner partner.
Neither are you.
Really?
Fuck Mohini!
Yes!
Oh God, Trippy!
Out of the pool, everyone!
Out of the pool!
Fucking asshole!
What the fuck, man?
These people have no manners!
Get out, get out!
What a bitch!
Who pukes in a pool?
This is why I wanted a regular party.
Now this pool party is just a regular party.
For which everyone had to pay extra,
and even miss Hindi songs.
Bloody cheapsters!
We can still
go for that drive.
Most definitely.
Let's go.
Where's Naira going?
She found her Tommy.
What's a Tommy?