Combatants Will Be Dispatched! (2021) s01e02 Episode Script

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"Episode 2:
'Annihilate Your Business Rivals!'"
Gotcha!
Gotcha
Lots of older men and young women.
We lost most of the young men
fighting the demons.
So, um
Are you really joining Six's unit, Alice?
I'm high-spec. I can do anything.
I guess what you'd call
a strategist and medic?
I'll do both those jobs.
Got it.
Here're their resumes.
You may as well read them, I guess.
You guess?
You just got here.
You don't know how our soldiers fight.
I'll pick our team.
Stop training. We will now form the unit.
Hey, Six. What do you think?
"War God Alexandrite Gleamnail."
I like it.
They have a strong-sounding name.
No. He's past retirement age!
I mean these two.
They've taken out way more
enemies than the others.
We're hiring two people.
The first is
What?
Snow, have these two join us.
"These two"?
Just introduce me to these two.
Rose!
I am Rose. Yes, the artificial
combat chimera Rose.
Are you man enough to handle me?
My name is Agent Six. Yes,
a fighting machine who was given
modification surgery, and threw away
his past and real name.
Welcome to the team,
artificial combat chimera.
I'm Alice Kisaragi.
I can handle anyone,
even a nutcase like you.
Don't worry.
Th-Thank you!
When Grandpa made me, he told me that
this is how I'm supposed
to introduce myself
Those were his last words.
You can absorb the powers
of what you eat?
Yes! It needs to be a lot of meat,
but if I keep eating a demon beast,
I absorb their unique powers.
Lately I've been eating
strong demon beasts--
like fire-spitting flameburst lizards
and one-horned beasts!
So I grew a tail and a tiny horn.
Sniff, sniff.
I smell something really yummy!
Oh, you mean this?
"Calorie Z"
Everybody's favorite
nutritionally-balanced meal, Calorie Z.
I'm willing to share it with you,
but you have to do what I say!
Anything?
--I see. I know exactly
how to deal with her.
--But it smells so good!
Next, Grimm. Come here.
Hello.
I am Grimm.
Let me start by asking you the most
important thing, Commander.
What?
Are you married?
Do you have a girlfriend?
I'm single, by the way.
I'm such a catch, but nobody
will date me, oddly enough.
I'm single.
And despite being such a kind,
good-looking man,
I don't have a girlfriend.
Right? I know, right?
What are you two talking about?
Don't screw around.
Right, right?
You're a wizard, Grimm?
Why are you looking at me like that?
I'm not even a wizard, really!
I take power from the great Zenarith
and perform miracles on his behalf.
What's a Zenarith?
The God of Undeath and Disaster.
Disaster? So he's evil?
How rude!
He'll curse you!
Hey, kid.
You want to see what's
under my skirt, right?
Ask forgiveness for calling
Zenarith an evil god,
and I'll baptize you in the name of
You earned evil points!
Oh, you're not actually
a prim and proper lady?
I wasn't going to actually show you!
You'll take responsibility, right?
You'll let me be your
stay-at-home housewife, right?
I won't let you get away!
--I won't!
--Oh, no! She's clingy!
--I won't!
What?!
Calm down, mutant Mistress Thong-Thong.
Don't call me that!
An article in Piyoko Club
said wearing this underwear
would help me find a boyfriend!
I didn't expect you to pick these two
I look forward to working with you--
even if I expect our time
together to be brief.
If I take command,
we can start winning quickly.
The princess trusts me.
I'm sure I'll be given back
my old position.
I'm in charge here, moron.
I'm not taking orders from
somebody who got demoted.
I was not demoted!
And I can't have a stupid-looking man in
evil armor with nasty eyes commanding me.
It would wound my honor!
Hey
You don't seem to have
any education, am I right?
I graduated from this
nation's finest university.
I dropped out of high school!
Swear an oath that
you'll follow my orders,
and you won't end up being
embarrassed on the battlefield.
Oh, you're resorting to violence?
That's fine. Don't worry about
the fact that I'm a woman.
If you have the guts to hit me,
then do it!
Wh-Why you
You earned evil points!
Calm down! I'm sorry!
--Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill
--You want to fight? Whoa, watch out!
Stop it!
What's wrong, you two?
Princess Tillis?
Are you gonna swing that sword
around in front of your princess?
You'd better watch your back.
She got pissed off just
because I felt up her tits.
Why would you do something
so stupid, Agent Six?
Snow is a very serious girl.
She worked her way up
to being a knight
from being an orphan in
the slums through constant effort.
Yeah? I thought she was
the daughter of some rich guy.
Anyway, what are you doing here?
Well actually, there's no room
in the barracks
Oh, well.
It's better for our mission
if we're in the same room.
Hey, don't do anything weird
just because I'm a pretty girl.
I don't even have reproductive organs,
so I can't help you.
I couldn't get it up for a robot anyway!
It doesn't look like electricity.
The technology level here
might be higher than I thought.
Between this and the artifacts, there's
a lot of work that needs to be done.
It'll work out, right?
Let's do something big
and get a hideout as a reward.
I'm glad you haven't forgotten
our actual mission.
But if you underestimate them,
you'll regret it.
I wish the sun would just be destroyed
They're walking straight
into the enemy like morons?
Is that how you always fight?
You win glory by defeating
strong enemies head-on.
What are you even doing up here?
Crushing their supply units.
That's cowardly, Agent Six!
Supply units are just
lower-ranking demons.
You won't get any glory
for defeating them!
Listen, Snow.
The enemy is a powerful
Demon Lord and his army.
But if we cut their supplies
they'll have to retreat.
A single unit determines the enemy's fate.
I can understand that, but
Listen to Alice, okay?
Commander, I want to fight
strong enemies, too!
Grandpa's last request was that I eat
every demon beast in the world
and become the ultimate chimera.
Your grandpa, huh?
I'd like to help you, but
Only fresh meat tastes good!
Give me back my wavering conscience,
hungry, hungry chimera.
Rose, you can do what you want
with the enemy's provisions.
Let's strike their supply train!
Wait!
We should hit their main camp.
I need to win a lot of glory!
My salary went down when I got demoted!
I won't be able to make the payments
on my beloved sword,
Flame Zapper, and they'll repossess it!
Leave that to him. He's a genius
at making his accomplishments
sound better than they are.
Yes, he does have the face of a scumbag.
Do you want me to feel up
your boobs again?
You shall not pass!
Enemy attack!
If you value your lives, then leave
everything you've got and scram.
Scram.
I'll kill anybody who disobeys!
Commander, I feel like I'm
doing something really wrong.
Why?
This is word-for-word
the official surrender demand
written in the Kisaragi Corporate
Combat Manual.
Manual? What are you saying?
Rose, you can take back anything
you want--all you can carry!
Burn the rest!
Okay! You're the best, Commander!
Make the Demon Lord's army fear us!
Sink into my sea of crimson,
and sleep for eternity
Crimson Breath!
Is she eating that, too?
It talked, you know?!
What's that?
A gryphon!
Now you've done it.
"They were my grandpa's last words!"
You with the weird armor
You look like the leader.
What are you doing?
Your attitude and your clothing.
I see
You're a leader-class demon.
"Leader-Class"
"Leader-Class"
Indeed!
--I am Heine of the Flame,
one of the Demon Lord's Elite Four!
--I love this angle
--I am Heine of the Flame,
one of the Demon Lord's Elite Four!
So you can sense my power.
Not bad for a human.
And the way you attacked
that supply train
You don't have a trace of chivalry in you.
It would be a shame to just kill you.
If you leave behind the supplies,
I'll let you live.
Hey, Alice, want to call it a day?
She's definitely mutant-class, right?
That's why you never get promoted.
You're honest. I like that.
Want to join the Demon Lord's army?
I can put you in charge of the humans.
You can make any woman
you want your slave.
I'm in!
Don't say yes!
You should be ashamed,
joining the enemy!
That's my food!
Sorry.
I've already got a scary boss
who's into weird cosplay.
I thought so.
I could tell that you're the type
who might say things,
but would never actually betray someone.
Can I ask your name?
Combat Agent Six. Call me Six!
Heine of the Flame, one of
the Demon Lord's Elite Four!
O-Okay! Combat Agent Six!
Here I go, Six!
Taste the power of Heine of the Flame,
one of the Demon Lord's Elite Four!
We outnumber you!
Snow, Rose, let's go!
Impossible!
My Flame Zapper is the wrong
element to fight her!
I'll set fire to the enemy supplies.
You delay her!
I'll burn the stuff I was
going to take home! Sob!
Alice!
I'll provide support!
Grimm!
What?!
Don't worry. I won't kill you.
But if you're not careful,
you might get fried!
Wow! Amazing!
This is great!
I'm really gonna betray you guys!
Not yet
Get down, Six!
Alice!
Anti-Megabeast Rounds
have a lot of recoil, huh?
Is that kid human?
She smells like a golem.
And that weapon
Who are you?
Two mutants
This is rough.
Huh?
Good morning
H-Hey
Grimm?
Why are you playing around
with these wimps?
I wasn't playing.
Enough. I'm not having fun anymore.
Hey, Six!
Snap out of it!
I'll handle that thing!
You go get Grimm!
A human's going to fight me?
I'm Gadalkand of the Earth,
one of the Demon Lord's Elite Four!
You got that?
Now, die!
You're the one who's going to die!
Well done, Rose!
You'll regret that!
Let's hit him!
Okay!
Six, it's no good.
She's already dead.
All I know about her
is that she wears a thong.
But I'm going to kill him!
Alice, warp in the R-Buzzsaw!
I'll rip him apart!
Okay!
Snow, back me up!
Rose, get Grimm!
O-Okay!
Okay, Commander!
What's got you so serious?
You need to enjoy life!
Gadalkand, return immediately!
If you're late to the war,
Russell of the Water will
make our clan take responsibility!
You got lucky, human.
You'd better not be running!
Bye!
Wait! Come back down!
Damn it!
Alice, where's my R-Buzzsaw?
I decided not to send it
after he flew off.
I see.
Let's have a funeral for Grimm.
I'm sure that guy with the club
will be on the battlefield again soon.
Six, Grimm wouldn't die
from something like that.
You can probably tell,
but Rose has demon blood in her.
Because of that, she was feared,
and treated terribly.
She was told to run alone
into enemy units, things like that.
That's why she'd slain so many enemies.
This country has so many scumbags
that I look like a good guy by comparison.
That's right. This country is filled with
scumbags who are almost as bad as you!
And Grimm was treated similarly.
She's an archpriest of Zenarith.
She comes back to life, no matter
how many times she dies.
Looks like they lost hard.
Now we can make the brass owe us big.
Snow!
I know.
First, the temple.
We can bring her back to life here?
Yeah. All we do is put her on the altar
with an offering and wait.
By nightfall she'll be back.
By an offering, you mean that junk?
Zenarith's offerings are always things
that are important to people,
or that they're attached to.
This'll be enough.
Now, I'm going back to my room.
I'll go clean this.
What about you, Agent Six?
I'll stay here.
Commander?
What are you doing here?
I was waiting for you to revive.
Why?
Am I being punished because I died
without using a single one of my powers?
No, no.
I thought you'd be lonely if nobody
was there when you revived.
You're a strange person, Commander.
Nobody's ever been so nice.
Normal people find me creepy.
This is the first time someone's
praised me since I came to this country.
Yes, I am praising you.
Commander, would you like
to go on a date with me?
Commander, this wheelchair is awesome!
I can't go back to my old one now!
It's made by the Kisaragi Corporation,
after all.
Grimm, you're the fastest person
in the country right now!
Rose and I are different
than everyone, right?
So the military just sends us to all the
most dangerous places to get rid of us.
Well, it's fine because
we don't die easily.
But you two would be better off quitting
the army and leaving the country.
What are you talking about?
This unit's got nothing
but girls in it. It's a harem.
I ain't quitting for anything.
Then I'll be glad to have you, Commander.
Sorry for worrying you.
No, I'm just glad you came back.
You earned evil points!
Another couple to the front!
You got evil points!
Hey! Hold it right there!
You, who are forced to work so late
You hate couples, too, don't you?
No, I have a boyfriend--
What's your problem?
Are you mad 'cause you
can't even get a boyfriend?
You're going to regret saying that.
Oh great Lord Zenarith,
bring disaster upon her!
Dizzy spell!
Is your power?
Commander, curses don't always work.
The success rate of
my curses is around 80%.
And I need to make an appropriate
offering to activate them.
And if they fail,
the curse rebounds on me.
Like this.
I see.
So you were hit with a curse that causes
your legs to weaken or something?
No. This is a curse that stops me
from wearing shoes.
What a useless power.
Useless?
If you think so,
I'll show you a real curse!
Lord Zenarith, bring your curse
upon this boyfriend-having girl!
Feel the pain you feel when you
stub your toe on the dresser!
--Ow!
--If you keep bouncing around like that
Hey!
Do I have to take you back to that temple?
"Break Room"
"Currently In Conference"
"Break Room"
"Currently In Conference"
We got a report from Agent Six!
"Report
Agent Six"
We got a report from Agent Six!
He made it there?
Good!
So what does it say?
Let me see
"Next time: Episode 3:
'The Right Way to Clear a Tower!'"
"I found civilization and have
joined a local organization
"Next time: Episode 3:
'The Right Way to Clear a Tower!'"
"Look forward to it!"
and begun to gather information."
Wonderful!
"I made a hot, large-breasted girl with
a nasty personality my subordinate"!
"And there was a dark-skinned hot girl
who was mutant-class and had huge boobs!"
It's a close match.