Comedy Revenge (2024) s01e02 Episode Script

1
Lee Kyung-kyu! Come out here!
What? Really?
-What did he say?
-For real?
ROAST TARGET LEE KYUNG-KYU
-Lee Kyung-kyu!
-Lee Kyung-kyu!
COMEDY REVENGE
CHAPTER 2
THE NOT-SO-EASY GUYS
Honestly, Lee Kyung-kyu is
not an easy target to roast.
This is not easy. Not easy at all.
Ha-bin!
He's popular!
I wish I could go too, damn it!
Many stepped up.
The winner will get so many points.
7 ROAST VOLUNTEERS
-Let's go!
-Let's go, Ha-bin!
TEAM BUTLERS AND LITTLE MISS
SONG HA-BIN
Ha-bin is good.
-He's done stand-up comedy for a while.
-He's good.
Every week, I've been performing
in front of 100 people
at least three or four times a week.
This will be a round
where I go for the win.
I've done some research
in order to roast our senior, Kyung-kyu.
In my research, I discovered
that he's lived a remarkable life.
He came to Seoul from Busan on his own
and made it big.
As his junior, I feel the need
to tread carefully in saying this,
but I feel so proud of this big dog.
He eats, poops, and barks.
Eats, poops, and barks.
-He really is a big dog.
-Oh, like an actual dog!
BIG DOG
Nice.
Kyung-kyu, hold it in.
-No.
-Nice.
Jeez.
I really enjoyed the show,
The Fisherman and the City.
He likes fishing,
and he likes eating fish raw.
He likes not having to do anything.
Just like for today's show.
He's not doing anything for this either.
In the Master Room, "What is this?"
"That's gross!"
I'm sure that's all he did.
I'm a comedian without traditional roots.
I'm not even a public TV comedian.
I'm so honored to be here with Kyung-kyu.
And I'll become
an impressive comedian like you.
All of a sudden?
What's this?
This whole time,
you've been on a hidden camera show!
Thank you. That's all.
That was a clean routine.
I think his performance
embodied the essence
of what roasting is supposed to be.
Ha-bin had a very well-prepared set.
Hae-jun.
OUT OF THE BLUE?
It's Ha-bin.
-That was Ha-bin.
-That's Ha-bin.
You really don't do anything!
I told him it was Ha-bin
more than a dozen times here!
TEAM HELLO GUILTY - IM WOO-IL,
PARK SE-MI, KIM HAE-JUN
Begin.
What's this?
What's this?
Bowing twice, like to a dead ancestor?
But he's still alive.
Kyung-kyu!
Our dear senior!
What do you think you're doing?
Sir, you can't go like this!
-I'm sitting right here!
-Guys.
What are you guys doing?
On such a happy day!
Why are you crying?
You should laugh!
The whole world is partying right now!
As expected, the only one who cares
about Kyung-kyu until the very end
is our senior, Lee Yoon-seok.
Why is there a fire extinguisher?
What does it say here?
"Dear Kyung-kyu."
"It'll be hot when you go
through the fiery gates of hell."
"Use this to put out the fires."
Spicy.
When are they moving the coffin?
The day after tomorrow.
Hey, don't you know that Kyung-kyu
doesn't like things dragging on?
Why have a three-day wake?
Just get the poor guy
in the ground, already!
All right?
Come on.
That was witty.
We even joked about
a great senior passing away.
We can't lose this one.
We will win, no matter what.
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
LEE JAE-YOUL
He's stepping up a lot.
This is true revenge.
Let's go!
Show us what you've got, Jae-youl.
Kyung-kyu usually
gets angry really easily.
He especially gets easily angry
when a shoot goes on for a long time.
That's why I've limited my roast
to 80 minutes.
Kyung-kyu is well-known
as the godfather of comedians.
After his movie tanked,
he borrowed money
from scary people, like the Mafia.
That was how he became
the godfather of comedians.
Also, after
A Bloody Battle for Revenge tanked,
he drank so much alcohol
his liver was in
a bloody battle for survival.
Still, Kyung-kyu, there is good news.
Next year, you don't need to pay
for a designated driver service.
Why not?
Starting next year, Kyung-kyu can
take the subway for free!
A round of applause, please!
LEE KYUNG-KYU TURNS 65 IN 2025,
THE AGE WHEN ONE CAN RIDE
THE SUBWAY FOR FREE
He's so old
that the font size on his phone
can be seen from space.
Now, you can only see one consonant
at a time on his phone screen.
He received a text
about someone who had passed away
and only finished reading the text
once the funeral was over.
I will send the remaining
75 minutes' worth of material
to Kyung-kyu via text.
It will be
about 40,000 pages on his phone.
What a clean routine.
Isn't that the psychopath set?
PSYCHOPATH?
Isn't that the psychopath set?
-It's here.
-You can do it!
-You can do it!
-You can do it!
I prepared this set
but didn't intend to do it.
I realized the concept didn't work
when I used it on Kwak Beom.
30 MINUTES AGO
Mr. Kwak Beom.
Have you ever kissed anyone?
He has two kids.
Is this from The Chaser?
PARODY OF THE PROFILER
IN THE MOVIE, THE CHASER
In response to Comedy Royale,
someone commented, "Kwak Beom has
made things awkward in my family."
I see you have two daughters.
Did you watch this with your family,
you psychopath?
Nobody is laughing.
I thought everyone had left.
I didn't get the laughs I expected.
Also…
He's screwed.
Shouldn't you be able to read the room
as a comedian?
Are you saying that to yourself?
JUST FLIPPING THE PAGES
-Hang in there.
-You can do it.
Hang in there. Proceed.
I have more material,
but I'll stop there.
A SUDDEN ENDING
-Lee Sang-jun!
-Lee Sang-jun!
You guys put me in this situation.
BACK TO LEE KYUNG-KYU'S
ROAST PARTY
-You can do it!
-You can do it!
TEAM RASPBERRIES
LEE SANG-JUN
The icon of hope, Lee Sang-jun!
Show us this time!
I thought I should at least finish my set.
And I wanted to overcome this.
For these two reasons,
I went up on stage.
I'll try the line I prepared first,
and if it doesn't work, I'll go back down.
Lee Kyung-kyu.
Yes?
Have you ever kissed anyone?
-That's funny.
-It's funny the second time.
It got laughs after it built up.
READING THE AUDIENCE'S REACTION
Have you ever kissed a woman?
When do you mean?
-What?
-What?
It's a war of nerves.
My situation isn't great right now.
I can't answer you if you go off-script.
You're currently starring in
The Fisherman and the City, right?
Yes.
Shouldn't you change
the title of the show now?
What?
To The Old Man and the Sea.
-That was good.
-Nice one.
You burned him!
You want to go fishing,
but you don't want to be called old.
Hence the ambiguous,
The Fisherman and the City,
Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
You're a total psychopath, aren't you?
-He's crazy.
-He's just crazy.
He's lost his sense of morality.
I've gained confidence now.
GAINED CONFIDENCE INSTEAD OF
A SENSE OF MORALITY
Mr. Lee Kyung-kyu…
You yelled at the guys
for the monkey skit.
But when the show aired,
and the monkey skit was the hottest issue,
you called them in.
You said that since Kkokkomyeon
had lost its popularity,
you should work together
to make a Kkikkimyeon, correct?
Ookkikkimyeon?
-Mr. Lee Kyung-kyu?
-Yes.
In the future, as you go through life,
will you kiss anyone?
Stop that!
You sure love kisses.
I'll go and kiss someone now.
That was funny.
You've improved!
The earlier set was
just to build up to this.
Master Lee Kyung-kyu.
How did you enjoy your Roast Party?
It was very touching.
I especially liked the funeral set.
If people wish for your death,
you end up living a long life.
Die!
I'm sorry.
I want you to live a long life.
In first place
for Lee Kyung-kyu's Roast Party is…
I want those seven points.
Please just once.
I think it'll be between
Im Woo-il and Lee Jae-youl.
Lee Sang-jun!
LEE SANG-JUN WINS
That's crazy!
Sang-jun, you did it!
It was a fresh idea.
That was something else, Kiss Parrot.
Sang-jun, bow down to him. Give him a hug!
A kiss!
I will kiss…
I have kissed someone now.
He really kissed me!
-That was great.
-He really kissed me.
He was white as a sheet at first,
but he regained his color.
As his friend, I felt so proud of him.
This is why
they say experience is so important.
The experienced Lee Sang-jun.
Mr. Lee Kyung-kyu.
I think you like kissing.
The next time we meet,
how about we greet each other with a kiss?
All right.
Ms. Park Na-rae, come up to the stage.
ROAST TARGET, PARK NA-RAE
Wow.
The first participant,
come up to the stage.
I'll be right back.
Go, Ha-bin!
I didn't come to hunt bunnies.
I came for the tigers.
The moment I get on stage,
I will tear it up.
He's handsome!
In 2019, Na-rae filmed
a Netflix stand-up comedy special
called Park Na-rae: Glamour Warning.
That's right.
Other than Na-rae,
Lee Su-geun and Yoo Byung-jae
filmed specials too.
That's right.
Do you have to be funny
to film those specials, or just short?
Can I not film one
no matter how funny I am?
I will kneel down and do it.
Can I still not do it?
-You're the same height.
-Still no?
No matter how funny I am?
We finally see eye to eye now.
Good one, Ha-bin!
Na-rae isn't married yet.
I don't know why she's putting it off.
Why?
Her standards are so low.
At 140 cm,
they're practically on the floor.
But once Na-rae gets married,
I bet it'll be a small wedding.
No, don't speak!
No small talk!
That was clean.
Have you seen her body profile pictures?
Give her a hand if you have.
NA-RAE RECENTLY LOST 6 KG
Thank you.
I've seen the photos too.
Her butt is as voluptuous as an apple.
Come on.
I guess all that groveling
on her knees paid off.
She's an expert at kneeling.
-Burn.
-That was elegant.
I'm stand-up comedian Song Ha-bin.
Thank you!
Thank you.
-Song Ha-bin!
-He's good.
Song Ha-bin is pretty good.
She groveled on her knees so much
that her butt is voluptuous.
That's what you call a roast.
All right. Who's next? Bring it on.
Oh, dear.
Everyone wants to
roast Na-rae right now.
Okay. Let's go.
I'll ask ChatGP
for some simple information.
Search for Park Na-rae's controversies.
Upon searching for
"Park Na-rae's controversies,"
I've come up with 7,826 results in total.
Among those,
tell me which ones can be aired on TV.
There are none.
Hey, you bastard.
I am Butler Tanaka,
and I look after the little miss.
Our little miss can't hear
her wake-up calls in the morning.
So, there's a special method
she asked me to use when waking her.
Drip, drip, drip.
Little miss, stop enjoying it and wake up!
I don't know.
They all wanted a piece of me.
But still,
I like that I have a lot to offer them.
I am an open book, after all.
The sixth participant is finished.
Are there still more?
Is there anyone else?
That's enough. There aren't any more.
Friendly fire for the first time?
We're the tastiest team
in the roasting battle.
I expected there to be many participants.
Then, I figured I should roast
my own teammate to win big points.
You're so cool.
From now on, this is nonfiction.
I will give you a real account.
What I have here is
Ms. Park Na-rae's idea notebook.
I stole this from her greenroom.
It's the real thing.
Can this be aired on TV?
You should all know now.
Instead of Park Na-rae, the celebrity,
I will now tell you about
Park Na-rae, the actual human being.
Why did you bring that?
This is something you all have to know.
The first words written here…
It says "melodious zone"
to "erogenous zone."
There's something else under that.
She misspelled "an apple-picking trip"
and wrote, "a nipple-picking trip."
Next, I'll go to the K-pop page.
Zaza's "Inside the Bus" was written as
"Tata's 'Inside the Bus.'"
And in parentheses,
it says, "Whose and how big?"
Is that her idea notebook
or an erotic novel?
And for Comedy Revenge,
there's a list of the cast members.
Yes, that's right.
If you take a look, she circled
Kyoung-wook's picture several times.
Oh, really? What?
With about 20 circles around him,
it says under his picture,
"Oh, so cute."
"Okay, me te."
It's yamete.
-See? You did write this!
-Damn it!
Don't try to deny it!
Hey, just fight for real.
You look like a divorced pair
of traditional artists.
Hwang Jae-seong has been
a mean old jerk from birth.
He has a dirty look about him.
He wrote a good set based on facts.
You have to bring out
facts and laughs at once.
-Right.
-That's why I'm choosing this guy.
HE VOTED FOR SONG HA-BIN
In first place
for Park Na-rae's Roast Party is…
It's either Ha-bin or Hwang Jae-seong.
I say Ha-bin.
Hwang Jae-seong!
TEAM RASPBERRIES'
HWANG JAE-SEONG WINS
VOTES: HWANG JAE-SEONG 43,
SONG HA-BIN 25
That shameless guy
uses his teammate to get laughs!
Go to hell!
Don't fight.
We won points for our own team.
Our team is the easiest to tease!
We won our own team's points.
We'll take a look at the interim results.
What'll it be?
CURRENT RANKINGS
5TH DEUNGCHON-DONG LAKERS,
HELLO GUILTY
IN 5TH PLACE,
HELLO GUILTY, 0 POINTS
Comedy Revenge really is
a tough nut to crack.
IN 5TH PLACE,
DEUNGCHON-DONG LAKERS, 0 POINTS
We didn't prepare nearly well enough.
IN 4TH PLACE, BUTLERS
AND LITTLE MISS, 4 POINTS
IN 3RD PLACE,
PUNCHLINE, 5 POINTS
IN 2ND PLACE,
TOP MONKEYS, 7 POINTS
-We lost to "Have you ever kissed anyone?"
-Good job.
We lost to the kiss.
IN 1ST PLACE,
RASPBERRIES, 14 POINTS
Have you ever kissed anyone?
Ms. Park Na-rae's idea notebook.
RASPBERRIES SCORED 7 POINTS
BACK-TO-BACK
Strawberries.
Raspberries.
You could really tell they're experienced.
-Raspberries!
-Raspberries!
Hey, we have to give it to them.
Yes, we have to admit it.
I think I just thought,
"Let's not give up."
"I still have one bullet left."
"Let's show them
why we're called veterans."
The next roast target is Sin Gi-ru.
ROAST TARGET SIN GI-RU
Sin Gi-ru will be a good target.
-There's a lot to tease her about.
-Yes.
TEAM DEUNGCHON-DONG LAKERS
MOON SE-YOON
What do you have there?
This is the only chance I have
to win points.
I'll grit my teeth
and show you what I've got.
What's this?
Hey, why'd you spill something here?
Who clipped their toenails
and put them here?
That smells pretty good.
Hey, that's good.
What is this?
Whose toenail is this?
It says it's Sin Gi-ru's toenail.
What is this all of a sudden?
Hey!
-That's…
-I wore that before.
I wore that before.
SIN GI-RU WORE THIS OUTFIT ON
HER YOUTUBE SHOW, DAY DRINKING
I'm transforming into Sin Gi-ru.
I shouldn't have eaten that toenail.
What's wrong with my body?
I'm Sin Gi-ru.
I should have a smoke first.
Moon Se-yoon sure is good at imitations.
I'm hungry.
Is anyone having a birthday party?
A birthday party.
I should go to
Hong Hyun-hee's baby's party.
He even walks just like her.
Mister.
Can we smoke indoors here?
-No?
-At a baby's birthday?
Hang on.
One puff on a cigarette,
one puff on a vape.
All right. I'm coming.
Don't you have any LA galbi?
Did someone eat them all?
That b Lee Gook-ju ate them all.
Then, when can I have some LA galbi?
You have to defrost it?
Can't you just give it to me?
Frozen solid, LA galbi,
Gook-ju will lick them up.
I'm not Gook-ju!
-I'm Gi-ru.
-Whatever.
-I'm Gi-ru.
-I'm Sin Gook-ru.
I'm Sin Gook-ru.
Gook-ju, Gi-ru. Same difference.
Okay. Since I'm way too full,
should I go to that Waterbomb festival?
I should go. Waterbomb…
Everyone, Ruru is here.
Don't shoot me with water guns.
Don't shoot.
But that's a real gun. Don't shoot me.
Bang, bang!
What?
Man, it was just a dream.
I guess I was pretty exhausted.
Right, I haven't had time to rest.
Sometimes, you need to
look up at the sky and relax.
Wait, but they say
pigs can't look up at the sky.
Can I?
He has the perfect body for that joke.
There's another way. Just lie down.
Wow, I can see the whole sky.
One puff on a cigarette,
one puff on a vape.
This is so nice. Hang on a minute.
How do I get up?
One second.
Hello, tow truck service?
Can you tow me home? I'll wait.
Ruru will wait.
Get up…
Mister, go around me.
I'm not a speed bump.
What's that?
This is a roast.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
Jeez, how can you…
When someone is roasting you,
and you sense the effort they put in,
you feel grateful.
In first place
for Sin Gi-ru's Roast Party is
Moon Se-yoon.
TEAM DEUNGCHON-DONG LAKERS'
MOON SE-YOON WINS
It was so funny.
You guys are doppelgangers.
VOTES: MOON SE-YOON 85
-He got 85 votes.
-That's impressive.
-Out of all the vote counts today--
-He won by a landslide.
Moon Se-yoon.
-Moon Se-yoon--
-Moon Se-yoon's set.
Moon Se-yoon.
It was a roast,
but he also acted out her character.
Even his walk and figure
looked exactly like hers.
He kept throwing punch lines
throughout the set.
It was amazing. Fantastic. Seriously.
It was like pop art.
I think it was a set I could never beat,
not even in a hundred lifetimes.
Mr. Kim Kyoung-wook, come to the stage.
ROAST TARGET KIM KYOUNG-WOOK
Those who'd like to participate,
please take a number.
Let's go!
Kim Yong-myoung!
That's courage.
Yong-myoung is back.
Jeez, this guy…
Kwak Beom, come up here.
1 HOUR AGO,
DURING KWAK BEOM'S ROAST PARTY
Drop the beat!
Kwak Beom
You are
What is this?
Could you start the beat over again?
Lee Kyung-kyu
The Fisherman and the City
Who catches more…
Can't I just say this normally?
Yong-jin, Yong-jin
Yong-jin, you
Why didn't you invite me
Here comes the punchline.
He did invite me to a lot of his shows.
What's that?
-He did invite me a lot.
-I did.
Yes, you did.
Yong-myoung, what are you doing?
I was rapping,
but when I kept going off beat,
I lost my groove.
But now, we've gained momentum
thanks to Se-yoon.
I mean, I'm the oldest one here.
I can't embarrass myself.
I should win some points here, at least.
Let's go!
You can do it!
-Go, Yong-myoung!
-You can do it!
You're going to do the same thing.
You never know.
Kyoung-wook, as I keep watching you
I get so mad
You are Korean to the bone
If you act so Japanese
What…
Oh, no.
Why is he boosting other people's votes?
You know you're
A native-born Korean, don't you?
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
Yong-myoung, just stop now.
Q. WHO WAS THE WORST?
Yong-myoung was a huge disappointment.
Yong-myoung was…
Yong-myoung. I'm sorry.
I was wondering why he kept doing that.
If he was tired,
he could've taken a break.
I felt tears in my eyes
as he kept coming up to the stage.
I realized I should age gracefully.
I told him
he should pace himself physically.
It wasn't his turn,
but he lost his voice
while reacting so much to other people.
Even from a teammate's perspective,
he looked like he was drunk.
I'll just write myself a letter.
Why are you writing a letter to yourself
during my turn?
I should've done this earlier.
HE PLANNED A SELF-ROAS
BUT FORGOT TO DO I
Cue the music.
-What's this?
-Is this a new segment?
"Dear 14-year-old Yong-myoung."
Out of nowhere?
"Hi, 14-year-old Yong-myoung."
"When you stole a bun from the store,
there was no one to scold you."
He's suddenly confessing?
-"And, here--"
-Mr. Kim Yong-myoung.
-Get back down.
-"Get down…"
That's enough, man!
Do you think this is a joke?
If Yong-myoung comes up on stage,
turn off the mic.
-Thank you, Kyung-kyu.
-I'll still finish my set.
"You've lived a tough life."
"I will still go on living."
I'm Kim Yong--
Yong-myoung fell off the deep end.
Se-yoon, Jin-ho, I'm sorry.
The second participant,
come up to the stage.
I'm nervous.
TEAM PUNCHLINE
LEE YONG-JIN, SHIN GYU-JIN
What is this? I'm scared.
-What is this?
-He went to the back.
KNOCKING
I think someone is here.
I don't see anything. Who's there?
That's right, you can't see anything.
Hello everyone,
I'm Kim Kyoung-wook's patriotism.
-Nothing's here.
-It's only natural that you can't see me.
It's not here.
-I can't see it at all.
-It's invisible.
GULPING
It sounds like you're eating something.
Who are you?
Hello. I am
a can that Kim Kyoung-wook drinks out of
every night before bed.
I am Asahi.
Asahi?
CHEERING
What's this I hear?
I think people are cheering for someone.
Who are you?
Thank you so much.
You cheered for me so much!
Hello, I am Mao Asada.
Kyoung-wook.
When I went head-to-head with Yuna Kim,
thank you for cheering me on.
-He cheered for Mao Asada?
-Seriously?
WAVES CRASHING
I hear the sea.
Who are you?
Yes, to you, I am the East Sea.
To Kim Kyoung-wook, I am the West Sea.
A highbrow attack.
East Sea, West Sea. What a burn.
A satire on his life as Tanaka so far?
You can roast someone like that too.
-He hit it out of the park.
-That was highbrow comedy.
Third participant, come up to the stage.
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
LEE JAE-YOUL
Here he comes. Jae-youl.
Jae-youl, no one roasted you.
Why are you roasting everyone?
NO ONE VOLUNTEERED TO ROAST HIM
He didn't even get roasted.
I think he's roasting everyone.
You are a male escort
You are a male escort
BEFORE HE WAS A BUTLER,
TANAKA WAS A MALE ESCOR
Doesn't matter if Tanaka releases a song
And tries to reinvent himself
With a butler concept
In the end, you're just a Casanova
All together!
-You are a male escort
-You are a male escort
-You are a male escort
-Don't do it!
-You are a male escort
-You are a male escort
-You are a male escort
-You are a male escort
These guys prepared a lot.
Jae-youl is good.
These guys prepared
some good stuff this time.
THEY MADE 12 APPEARANCES
AT 12 ROAST PARTIES
-This is…
-"She's pretty."
Apologize to me!
I think the monkeys have gone crazy
for a taste of victory.
They seem to have prepared
a roast set for each comedian.
They're a dogged bunch.
Ms. Park Se-mi, come up to the stage.
What should I do? Should I go or not?
I think you should.
Lee Jae-youl is going up again.
Se-mi, you say
your eyes are growing closer together.
Ms. Park's current diagnosis is
"ocular intersectivitis."
In first place
for Park Se-mi's Roast Party is…
-Lee Jae-youl!
-Lee Jae-youl!
In first place
for Moon Se-yoon's Roast Party is
Lee Seon-min.
Victory!
Thank you!
Here is the last person.
"Have you ever kissed anyone?"
Lee Sang-jun!
ROAST TARGET LEE SANG-JUN
Cheer up, Lee Sang-jun!
The icon of hope, Lee Sang-jun!
-Sang-jun is such a good roast target too.
-Right.
He has good reactions too.
Those who'd like to participate
in roasting Lee Sang-jun,
please take a number.
I should hurry.
Yes, there she goes!
Here comes Kim Ji-you!
CURRENTLY IN 3RD PLACE,
TEAM BUTLERS AND LITTLE MISS
CURRENTLY IN 5TH PLACE,
TEAM DEUNGCHON-DONG LAKERS
CURRENTLY IN 4TH PLACE,
TEAM PUNCHLINE
CURRENTLY IN 1ST PLACE,
TEAM RASPBERRIES
Excuse me?
CURRENTLY IN 2ND PLACE,
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
Stop going up, monkeys!
For Lee Sang-jun's roasting,
there are five final points on the line.
The team that wins here
will probably win the whole thing.
It's the last chance to turn the tables.
-This is practically the finals.
-That's right.
TEAM BUTLERS AND LITTLE MISS
KIM JI-YOU
-You're pretty!
-Ji-you!
You can do it!
-Here she comes!
-She's getting started!
She seems totally different.
Hey! Get out here!
Get out here, damn it.
She's portraying a woman at a singles bar.
-The CAM?
-Yes, CAM.
It's short for Crazy About Men…
Hey, listen up. Hey, look.
It's 3 a.m. right now.
But we're here at a singles bar,
and did we get hooked up with men or not?
We didn't.
Hey, are we going to drink alone again?
Are we just going to
stuff our faces after this?
Hey, but at this important hour,
that guy in there
who looks like a catfish.
Hey, you want to go out with Lee Sang-jun?
Do you like just any old celebrity?
Seriously.
Celebrities have ranks too.
I literally can't even…
Hey, did you or did you not see
how busted his face looked?
His busted face.
I mean, that other guy next to him
with the same face and receding hairline.
Who's that guy? The comedian?
Yes! Kim Yong-myoung!
That combination was…
I thought he was here to sell gum.
And next to him,
the guy going around to every table,
going like, "Jas, jas!"
That idiot getting rejected by every girl.
That comedian. Im Woo-il. Yeah.
If you wanted to kiss him,
it would take an hour
just to find his piehole.
-Can you do that? No?
-But why…
-Why are you dissing me…
-Another thing.
-Why is she roasting you?
-You know that…
-It's not me.
-That guy.
The one who was acting all cool and eating
sherbet ice cream the whole time.
Who is that? With the bowl cut.
Yes, Lee Yong-jin!
Seriously.
I like him.
I mean, he's my type.
Okay, then. Let's do this.
Let's do two laps around here.
"Two laps."
And if there's really no one else,
let's hang out with the toad.
Okay, got it? Okay, deal! Go!
-That was a clean set.
-Nicely done.
That was clean.
-That's her alter ego.
-Yes.
Well, she's actually like that too.
Right. That's pretty much her.
It's pretty close.
Lee Jin-ho!
TEAM DEUNGCHON-DONG LAKERS
LEE JIN-HO
Here he comes!
Jin-ho, blast him away.
Do well. We don't have many points.
This guy knows no limits. Go easy on me.
-Good to see you, Sang-jun.
-Hello.
Lee Sang-jun is here with us.
As a colleague,
I really respect his style of comedy.
He's really good at comedy,
so I respect him as a colleague.
Among the audience members,
who likes Lee Sang-jun's style of comedy?
-Please raise your hands.
-Me!
Yes, he's loved by many.
What I have here is
an old script for Comedy Big League.
I've gathered some lines
that a certain comedian said.
Yes.
-I don't even know what's in there.
-He's got you now.
There are so many beautiful
and handsome people in the audience today.
We have two female guests here.
Are you perhaps twins?
No?
So why are you both ugly?
What was that?
Hey, Jin-ho. What's wrong with you?
LEE SANG-JUN, A CERTAIN COMEDIAN
He's done for.
Who are you roasting?
-Is this funny?
-At the time…
-Is this funny?
-At the time…
At the time, many people liked that joke.
Usually, when women hang out
among themselves,
they always have
an uglier woman by their side.
Why? In order to shine in comparison.
All right. Oh, you two are unusual.
Where?
Ugly girls are hanging out together.
-So mean.
-That hurts.
Is that funny?
-So mean!
-On your knees!
-Is that funny?
-I wasn't being mean.
You're despicable.
You suck.
-You can't treat people like that.
-It's disgusting.
From now on, I'll give you time
to apologize to everyone.
-Apologize.
-Hurry up and apologize!
-Apologize!
-Apologize.
-Apologize!
-Apologize!
-Apologize to the audience!
-Apologize!
-They want him to apologize.
-Apologize…
Comedy sure is scary.
-Apologize!
-I hope to give you big laughs…
-Apologize!
-But why are you making me apologize?
-I'll become a comedian who can give--
-This has been
Lee Jin-ho
of the Keep Lee Sang-jun Humble Squad.
He only used facts.
This is a teammate of mine.
Was it necessary to come up
when we're in the lead?
He's such great prey.
If you take a close look
at our team members,
you find so many flaws here and there.
I'm on the same team,
but I want to roast them too.
TEAM RASPBERRIES
PARK NA-RAE, HWANG JAE-SEONG
What did you come to register?
What is this?
A death certificate.
A death certificate?
What is your relation to the deceased?
He was my husband.
My husband's name was Lee Sang-jun.
Lee Sang-jun?
I had a husband.
Seriously, she is so…
This is 100 percent the truth.
-There were even news articles?
-What's that?
-It was on the news?
-No!
So, this is 100 percent the truth?
-Why take your clothes off?
-Ma'am, put on your clothes.
-No, my body is just burning up, you see.
-Ma'am.
When her husband is dead?
She seems more excited that he's dead.
I told him something like this.
Sang-jun.
Should we, just for laughs,
start dating?
-What kind of joke is this?
-I remember.
Yes, I remember this.
Then, he told me
that he thought of me as a sister.
He rejected me coolly and said this.
He rejected you coolly?
-"Na-rae."
-"Na-rae."
-"You know."
-"You know"?
"I can't get it up."
You remember, don't you?
-You told me that outside the restroom!
-Is that a gentlemanly thing to do?
That you couldn't get it up!
-Go to hell!
-No…
Why is she doing a skit
instead of roasting him?
It's a skit plus a roast.
I think she has the wrong idea.
This isn't a roast. It's an exposé.
-And it was seven years after that.
-Yes?
It's already been seven years?
Which bastard keeps playing music?
Things were going well for me,
and there was an article about me buying
a house in Itaewon worth 5.5 billion won.
I saw that too. Congratulations.
Then, my husband
showed interest in me.
He said to me,
"Na-rae."
"Ye-won is my ideal type,
but you're marriage material."
-I was trying to be funny.
-"Let's get married."
You told me in Sangam-dong!
That you'd keep our marriage a secret
and that I should keep bringing home money
from I Live Alone!
Remember that?
Why, that terrible…
Honey, tell me!
Most of that was true.
But I do remember one thing for sure.
The "I can't get it up" thing was a lie.
Even when I got up this morning,
I was erect.
I slept standing up
in case my face got puffy.
I don't think
we can hang out with Mister Toad.
He's busted down there too! No.
Attention!
TEAM TOP MONKEYS
LEE SEON-MIN
One. Two.
-Three. Four.
-He's really fit.
His lats are huge.
He has a great body.
One, two, three, four!
One, two, three, four!
He's oddly fit.
Those guys are the best
at just going for it.
Recruit Kwak Beom, stand!
Sir!
Kwak Beom! Which class are you in?
The 1027th class, sir!
Nice! Sit!
Lee Sang-jun.
Are you a catfish that's swimmin'?
-Was he building up to that one joke?
-From now on,
you will answer every question
with "bubbles." Understood?
Bubbles.
-Understood!
-Bubbles!
You twerp.
Now that I'm seeing you up close,
why is your skin so uneven?
Do you have hives coming in?
Bubbles.
Did you just hit puberty?
Bubbles.
Nice one.
What is that character supposed to be?
Was it fish food, not rice,
you shoved your face in?
Bubbles.
You rude little villain.
But there's no context to this.
What's that mole-like thing on your face?
-It's a mole. Bubbles.
-What?
-Is it a hole from a fish hook?
-Bubbles.
That didn't even rhyme.
You rude little villain!
But aren't you just cursing at me?
Shut up, you villain!
Bubbles. Aren't you just cursing me out?
-Die, you villain!
-You're just cursing at me.
-Who are you, villain?
-Aren't you just cursing me out?
People don't change.
-Only answer with "bubbles."
-This is… Bubbles.
-You villain…
-Now bubbles, angry bubbles?
What are you even saying, you villain?
When did you join
People Looking for a Laugh?
Bubbles.
Crazy villain.
All he's doing is cursing me out.
You call this a roasting?
You're just cursing at him.
What you all must do now is
start applaudin'!
Victory!
Victory!
Victory.
That one was great. It was on
a whole other level, energy-wise.
In a way, it made no sense,
and it lacked context.
-It's about going overboard.
-Yes.
He was just being a nuisance.
Usually, after a roast, you shake hands
and bow to each other.
But this guy should have been slapped.
Sit down, you villain!
That wasn't a roast.
It was just a stream of curses!
Is this the endin'?
Round One.
The Roasting Battle, Roast Party is over.
-Nice!
-Thank you!
That was great!
Goodbye!
-Thank you!
-Thank you!
I loved watching everyone
bite and tear at each other.
Now, for Round One,
we will announce the winning team.
-I want to win.
-Are the results in?
The final rankings.
The final rankings!
FINAL RANKINGS
In sixth place! Hello Guilty.
IN 6TH PLACE,
HELLO GUILTY, 0 POINTS
How can we have zero points?
Our strategy in preparing
for this round failed.
I wonder if we were
heading in the wrong direction.
In fifth place, Deungchon-dong Lakers.
Everyone, Ruru is here.
IN 5TH PLACE,
DEUNGCHON-DONG LAKERS, 5 POINTS
I thought Yong-myoung and I had
weak performances.
In fourth place, Punchline.
That's right, you can't see anything.
I'm Kim Kyoung-wook's patriotism.
I'm disappointed
we weren't in the upper ranks.
In third place, Butlers and Little Miss.
IN 3RD PLACE, BUTLERS
AND LITTLE MISS, 11 POINTS
We did it.
I was so anxious we'd come in last.
The fact that we came in third
in such a fierce competition…
I'm satisfied.
All right. Comedy Revenge.
I will now announce the winners.
I want to win.
I think Top Monkeys will win.
Those guys took so many points.
The winners are!
-He's crying.
-Is he crying?
-Hold up!
-You punk!
Just lend me 100 million won.
While looking at it like this…
This is how you do a kimchi slap.
Subtitle translation by: Youl-a Kim