Coyotes (2021) s01e02 Episode Script

1
A NETFLIX SERIES
[echoing] I will find you!
Welcome to Warnaffe.
This will be exceptional.
- [Ferret] Where's your brother?
- I'll see you in a few weeks.
And stay out of trouble.
All that's left to say is,
I wish you a great camp.
- Coyotes!
- [all howling]
Where's Toni?
Haven't seen him. He must have
had a fight with Marie.
Toni, pick up. We didn't agree on this.
[cheering]
My name's Marie.
- What's your name?
- Kevin.
- What's that?
- Let it melt on your tongue.
Oh, shit
- We have to sell them.
- No, hold on, where did you find them?
- In a cave by the lake.
- We have to hide them. And not at camp.
We have to go back and see for ourselves.
We can't trust whatever you saw.
I'm in deep shit.
Shit. What are you doing?
Looks like he was shot.
But who is this guy?
Toni Valentini.
This guy is 21.
We need to tell the police.
No, no, no. Let's just hope
no one finds him before camp is over.
He came here alone, right? So he stays.
We can't leave him here.
He's a human, man.
But we didn't do anything!
You don't understand what my dad is like.
This is my chance.
These diamonds could change my whole life.
[panting]
Then let's not waste time.
We should move him.
We'll throw him in the lake
and he'll sink.
Tell no one, okay?
[sighs] Okay.
Let's do this.
[washing machine running]
[bleeping]
[excited yelling outside]
Are you serious, Marie?
[sighs]
FLIGHT: BRUSSELS TO PARIS
FLIGHT: PARIS TO RIO DE JANEIRO
- [gasps]
- [machine rattling]
[knocking at door]
[door opens]
[mother] When exactly
were you gonna tell me?
Are you going through my things?
My daughter is going to Brazil,
and I'm concerned.
Anyway, they're useless now.
Toni left for Brazil already.
You deserve better
than that silly guy, I swear.
Things are gonna be okay.
It'll be nice to work together.
I don't want to, though.
I need to find my dad.
But I don't know I don't know,
okay, if your dad is in Brazil.
You told me he was in Bahia.
Yes, I mean, I don't know anymore.
A long time ago.
I thought you had moved on
from this searching..
You thought I had?
You don't get it, Mom.
You never really knew him!
[slams door]
[sighs]
[birdsong]
[Ferret] We really messed this all up.
Why did we throw him in the lake?
[Kevin] He might deserve it. In the lake
or in a cave, what's the difference?
[Ferret] Jesus, that's not the issue.
So what, then?
I'm just trying to figure things out
right now.
You wanna end up in the lake?
[sighs]
We have to tell the others.
This has gone way too far.
Panda's gonna rat us out.
She can't rat us out, she's a Coyote.
You still under that stupid fucking oath?
Yeah, that fucking oath
means something to me!
You don't have to lie.
You can twist the truth.
[sighs]
You're my friend.
You're the only person I can count on.
Come on.
Thank you.
Let's go.
[man on radio] It's 7:38.
Rudy, the music industry
is logically guided
by the musicians' talent, am I right?
[Rudy] Yes, that's right,
it was the case for years,
but decisions on the way
music is produced
[door opens]
[woman] He's cleaning up by himself.
It must be nice to be alone.
- It's customer service. [chuckles]
- [door closes]
[water running]
Everyone yesterday, huh?
It was fun.
- [chuckles]
- [tap turns off]
You have time for a little break with me?
- [sighs]
- [crockery clinks]
[clears throat]
Are you taking them,
or leaving them for Ronnie?
Mr. Wagner and his keys, I'm guessing?
He was inebriated.
- [keys jingle]
- [sighs]
[glass rattling]
[door closes]
Hmm.
That strawberry is so nice.
You're looking very handsome today
How about that break, huh?
Yes? No?
- Is this okay?
- [chuckles]
[laughs]
[knocking]
[gasps]
Hello, Marie.
[sighs]
Pardon.
[footsteps]
Oh, Marc, you're already here?
Excuse me.
Lovely. I'm sure
the guests will like this a lot.
I told you he was coming, didn't I?
You didn't tell me.
- Take these. Shot them this morning.
- [Anne-Françoise] That's very nice.
I'll drop these off in the kitchen
and join you. Okay?
Marie, can you take care of Marc, please?
[clock chiming]
It's nice.
[sighs]
Very lovely.
Your mother did a good job.
[fly buzzing]
[Anne-Françoise] So, how are you liking
our little village, Marc?
[Marc] Hmm.
It's nice, thank you.
My only regret
Is that I didn't get the chance
to come much sooner
- [chuckles]
- to see you and Marie.
And so, Marie
- what will you do this summer?
- Mm
She's going to work here with me.
I'm sure she'll do a great job
with all the guests. Huh, Marie?
This will be more useful, rather
than wasting time in Brazil.
- Mom.
- What?
[Marc] Oh, Brazil's gorgeous. Beaches
The carnival, masks
She wanted to leave last Sunday with Toni.
- Please stop it, Mom.
- What did I say, sweetheart?
You're embarrassing me.
Oh really? Well, we'll just see
about that. Excuse me.
Okay?
Brazil?
And with Toni.
Brazil's lovely.
However
[sighs]
It's far.
Hmm?
[Anne-Françoise] How about
you explain this?
Wait, Marie!
Take a look, please.
[front door closes]
Thank you for coming to dinner.
My pleasure.
[rock music]
[soundtrack covers dialogue]
[all chanting] Mongoose!
Mongoose! Mongoose!
Mongoose! Mongoose!
Mongoose! Mongoose! Mongoose!
[Panda] Go, Mongoose!
- Come on, Mongoose!
- Go, Mongoose! Go, Mongoose!
[all cheering and whistling]
Yeah! Come on!
[cheering and whistling]
Hello?
Hey, Dad.
Don't worry.
Yeah, I'm fine.
No, I didn't find anything.
[cheering]
What do we do
if he floats up to the surface?
- Don't know.
- No, for real?
We'll act surprised,
like everybody else will.
Besides, nobody saw us.
[cheering and chanting]
Is that her?
Hold on a second.
[Mongoose] Where's he off to?
That's his new girlfriend, apparently.
- Didn't waste any time.
- Hm.
Anyway, he better not bail on us.
Okay, your turn.
Go!
I'll watch him, I promise.
[cheering and applause]
Oh, shit, where did he go?
[chanting]
[whistle blows]
Huh I guess you did say
that you weren't rich.
Why didn't you come inside?
You forgot me?
[whistle blows]
We have a lot of rules at camp.
So you wanted to see me?
I do.
We were high, and we were
I didn't know if it was for real.
I'm not high right now, though.
Me neither.
Yeah?
I'm not.
You're happy to see me?
I am.
You okay?
- I'm fine.
- Come on, just tell me.
Who did this to you?
My dad.
[Marie] Why'd you let him?
[Kevin] I don't have a choice.
That's all over now. I'm leaving.
[Marie] Where will you go?
I don't know.
I hate him so much.
[Marie] I've never met my dad.
Maybe that's better.
Would you leave me here?
No.
- [whistle blowing]
- Mm.
- Gotta go.
- But why?
They're waiting for me.
I have I have to go.
My leader is gonna kill me if I don't.
- I really have to go right now.
- [sighs]
[whistle blows]
Get out of here.
Now you know where I am.
Kevin?
A gift.
- Enough for a few joints.
- [chuckles]
[birdsong]
When to stop?
Yeah.
This good?
Mmm!
- Did you take your meds?
- Yeah, he took 'em.
I promise, he took 'em.
- Here. Leave it.
- Huh,
Aspetta!
Put your fork there.
Here.
Like this. Mmm!
Why are you here, Marc?
Toni is a jerk.
- Huh?
- [chuckles]
He stole the batch of diamonds
I was gonna sell this week.
[Freddo] That's not possible.
- Toni's not like that.
- [Marc] You're naive.
From what I know,
he's leaving the country.
Uh I don't believe that.
It's because of her.
It's all her fault, that little whore.
- She's the one that did this to him.
- What Toni doesn't know
is that those diamonds
belong to the Sikhs.
if we don't find those diamonds soon,
they're not going to be gentle, trust me.
We're gonna be ground into dust.
[Freddo sighs]
How could he do this to us? Hm?
I mean
To all of you.
[knocking at door]
- [Angelo] Toni
- Angelo, stay seated.
Stay seated.
- I'll handle this, okay?
- [knocking]
Mr. Moyersoen.
Hello, Police Chief.
Hello, everyone.
- [Freddo] Morning.
- [Dona] Hello, Martine.
Is this thing yours?
- Yes, it is his. Thank you.
- Hmm.
[Marc] Thank you for coming.
I'm doing my "lost and found" rounds.
Actually, since you're here,
Mr. Moyersoen,
I've had more complaints regarding
the poaching around your chalet.
- You still haven't seen anything?
- No. Oh no, I
I have no idea who is doing that.
But if I get some information,
you can be sure I'll call you.
I also saw your door's been forced open.
Was something stolen from you?
[Angelo] Diamonds.
[chuckling]
- Silly Angelo!
- [laughs]
Don't forget my collection of Fabergé eggs
and my Picasso. [laughs]
[Angelo chuckles]
[Marc] It's just a domestic issue.
Nothing to declare.
Okay.
Good. I'll continur on elsewhere, then.
Goodbye for now.
- See you.
- Goodbye.
See you soon. And thanks for everything
you do for my little protégés.
Like I say, just because the world
is going to shit, doesn't mean we give up.
See you next time, Mr. Moyersoen.
Diamonds.
And now, we
have to find this guy.
Right now.
[birds calling]
[horn honking]
[horn blares]
[rock music playing]
[horn honking]
Hello, Marie.
I have nothing to say, Marc.
And Toni?
Does he have something?
You still don't know where he is?
I don't. Just call him.
[sighs]
You should be careful out here, Marie.
It's dangerous.
I almost hit your cat.
[phone vibrating]
[beep]
Hello, Mr. Banshali. How are you doin'?
I'm coming to Antwerp.
Sorry it took me so long.
Just a minor setback.
[cheering and laughter]
[group] Whoa!
- [giggling]
- [machinery squeaking]
[Ferret] Why do we always
get stuck with the work?
[Mongoose] Yeah.
The Pangolins are so lazy.
They just stuff their faces like fat pigs.
[Panda laughing]
What's up, Kev? Are you okay?
I kind of feel like
I'm giving you another chance.
Yeah, but I didn't know it was our turn.
Yeah, but it's a team effort, Kev.
You keep running away
with your girlfriend.
Hey, you guys. Baseball or a hot girl
I made the better choice.
- Sorry.
- Yeah, but you need to prove yourself.
- Okay.
- [Moose] She's right.
If you're gonna drop us
every time you get a hard-on
[laughs[Guys, I apologize.
Where's the respect? You know what?
I'm tired of all your excuses, Kevin.
- Go do push-ups. Do it!
- [chuckles]
I'm not kidding, Kevin.
[Ferret] Hey, when she says do push-ups,
you have to.
[Moose] Yeah, come on.
And do it with a smile, please.
- [players cheering]
- Seriously?
Mmm.
[Coyotes] One.
Two. Three.
[Panda] Hold on, hold on.
- Do it, do it. Come on.
- [Ferret] He'll never make it.
[Coyotes] Four
- Five.
- Smile, Kevin!
- Six.
- [Kevin] Shut up.
- Seven. Eight.
- [Ferret] He won't make it.
[Coyotes] Nine. Ten
Come on, move. Move!
- Oh, very good job.
- Okay, I'm stopping now.
Come on. Hit the showers.
Especially you two guys.
[horn honks]
- Oh fuck! The diving club guys!
- [Panda] So cool!
[Moose] Maybe we'll find
the treasure in the lake.
[chuckles]
- [Panda] I'm not carrying that.
- [Moose] I'm not either!
[Panda] Okay, fine. I'll take it.
But you get it next time.
I think the diving club guy
is staying with us tonight.
And where's his van going, then?
I assume the van
is staying here with the guy.
So with our plan, we're gonna steal
the equipment and hide it in the forest.
Okay.
- We can't get caught, then.
- We won't ever get caught.
Ah.
See ya.
Hey.
You like my brother?
Nice body, huh?
- No way, man.
- Oh yeah?
My bad, then.
Thought you were into that shit.
Ow! [groans]
- Where were you before?
- [panting]
- Huh?
- [gasping]
You're ruining my life.
You disappear again, and I'll tell Dad.
- [grunts]
- [groans]
- You got it?
- Mm! [groans]
[growls]
[gasping]
[groaning and panting]
[flames crackling]
[boy] Pass me a marshmallow.
- Well, in Egypt.
- Oh, I see.
- You have to think like you're the shark.
- Of course. Got it.
- We need to be the predator.
- Got it.
[girl] I think the guy,
and his partner is cute.
[laughing]
No way!
No, I really like him.
[grunts]
[sighs]
Guys! I'd like you to meet Eric,
who will be your diving instructor
for tomorrow.
Shall we welcome him?
[all] Hello, Eric.
Hello.
- Hey, stop that!
- Hiding the stuff is so useless.
- Huh? No, stop that. What the hell, man?
- Don't touch it!
- Come on, let's go! We've gotta run!
- You're so fucking stupid!
- [explosion]
- [girl] What's happening?
[Impala] Okay, you guys
[Panda] Where's Ferret?
- There's nothing to worry about.
- Shit!
Stay where you are.
Wild Boar will take care of you.
[girl] Oh, my God! I hope everyone's okay!
Shit.
That was the worst idea.
- We had no other choice.
- We had no choice?
Do you realize what we just did?
Man, two masks and three snorkels,
who gives a shit?
Two masks and three snorkels,
who gives a shit?
He will have to buy that stuff again.
Or he's insured, and it's all good.
What about me?
I don't have any of that shit.
Like some people.
You're turning into an asshole.
[scoffs]
Like your brother.
- Man, you still don't get it, do you?
- Oh, really? Are you sure about that?
You're only thinking
about saving your ass.
You know what?
You do your own thing.
I'm done with you.
Later.
You're serious?
[owl hoots]
[footsteps]
You good?
Yeah, I'm good. It's fine.
You're sure?
No, no, no. I
I screwed up and lost my only friend.
I'm an idiot.
Well, I'm here.
- [sighs]
- [owl hooting]
[wind whistling]
I'm going. Far away.
Do you wanna come with me?
You lie down.
Do you?
I don't know.
Hold on.
[sighs]
That's my ex.
I should have removed them.
I'm sorry, I can't stay.
[door closes]
- [sighs]
- [runs downstairs]
[sighs]
[crowd cheering]
DIAMOND
PURCHASE - SALE
Mr. Marc, reassure me
this young man
is not connected to any of this?
No.
I'm just looking for him.
And, if you don't mind,
would you be so kind to give me a call
and let me know if you run into him?
Okay, Mr. Marc.
And regarding the diamonds,
Madame Kartash is very insistent.
You know what the consequence is
for upsetting her.
Hey, will you stop that?
Don't touch anything.
Come on.
I was just introducing myself
when I heard this
loud boom, or something.
There was lots of smoke
billowing up, so I ran.
And I ran because
I'm a really good runner.
I'm actually training for a marathon.
And then, I found my van
burst into flames.
My entire life was at stake.
I I don't know what to say.
I didn't see anyone there.
Okay.
Did you know I'm a Buddhist?
- No.
- No, but I am.
So I can chalk this all up to karma.
I think this is an opportunity
to start over with my life,
- you know, somewhere else.
- Okay.
- It's decided.
- Hmm.
- It's time to go.
- Okay. Thank you.
- Need anything else from me?
- No. I think I have everything. I need.
- You don't need other info?
- No, really, thank you. All good.
- Okay.
- Thank you.
Come on.
Hello. Your name and last name,
state them, please.
Um Kevin de Haes.
[scribbling]
So, Kevin,
did you notice anything last night?
See anything you could
maybe tell me about?
No, no, no, I was, uh
on the toilet when it all happened.
- Ah.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
I If I tell you something,
promise not to tell them?
Yeah. Go ahead.
I went into the village, and, uh
And I got attacked by a violent gang.
Do you mean by a girl
and her two brothers, one of whom is a
- Little weird. That's right.
- Yeah.
- And, uh
- Do you think this was all planned?
I don't know.
Locals attacking scouts,
we see it happen every year.
I mean, I I don't want to make trouble
In the village, but I can't imagine
who else it could have been besides them.
Thank you, Kevin. I'll make a note.
Next one.
What did you say?
I blamed the Valentinis.
You blamed some innocent people?
- Bravo. Classy.
- Hey! She said next person.
So classy.
[crows cawing]
Oh, fuck
Ferret!
Come here, now!
What is it? We aren't talking.
The body is there. It floated back up.
I knew that this would happen.
- We can't leave him in there like that.
- It's not my problem.
- I need you to help me.
- I don't think you understood.
Go fuck yourself!
[sighs]
[grunting]
[groaning]
[panting]
[yells]
[echoing laughter]
[panting]
[people snarling outside]
What the hell, man?
- I'm going.
- The game?
[screaming outside]
Who fucking cares?
I'm getting my diamonds,
and leaving this stupid place.
Fuck, you don't get it.
You still don't get that finding diamonds
on a dead guy isn't normal.
You're really that stupid, aren't you?
Your face will be on bus stops
in two seconds.
- Do you
- I didn't ask you to help, okay?
I got it.
[yelling and howling outside]
So, go on, then. What's the problem?
- So, you know that dead body?
- Mmm.
He's exes with Marie.
What?
She thinks he just took off,
like, "sayonara."
But I know it's that guy.
He's dead in the water,
and I can't be with her again.
You really like her then, huh?
Fuck, you're so annoying.
I'm gonna help you.
But you have to stay.
We can use the game to move the body.
Okay.
Okay, I'll stay.
[bell ringing]
[Julek] Can't you leave those kids alone
for a little?
Been on the straight and narrow for weeks.
Right, ever since
this Moyersoen guy showed up.
And?
Well, I don't know.
What's he doing here at all?
He's up to no good.
Maybe so.
I ran into him once.
But what is he?
Some kind of godfather to them?
Anyways, they've all changed.
And Toni? Have you seen him lately?
- No, not for a few days.
- I haven't seen him.
A van explodes randomly,
don't you think it's strange?
Not really, no.
Marie could know something, maybe.
I don't know.
I think the two had a falling out.
But maybe he's doing it
to try and get her attention.
And me?
Do I have your attention?
That depends.
[game players screaming]
[Kevin and Ferret grunting]
[screams echoing]
Did you know cows have four stomachs?
Oh yeah?
Rumen, reticulum, omasum, and the maw.
So, repeat after me.
[both] Rumen, reticulum,
omasum, and the maw.
[Panda] You guys?
- Shit. Go, go.
- [gasping]
[Panda] Is someone here?
Come on. Go, go, go, go, go!
[players screaming and howling]
[Panda] Yoo-hoo?
You guys really think
I was gonna fall for your silly trap?
[groans] Oh, disgusting!
[groans] Oh, it stinks.
You guys, there's someone here, come look.
Where are you?
[Panda] It's right there.
And it looks like a real person.
[flies buzzing]
Yeah, it's right there.
- [Moose] Oh, fuck, it stinks.
- Ugh!
- [Moose groaning]
- [flies buzzing]
[screaming]
[howls]
Got you! And you can't catch me!
[Ferret] No, no, no, no, no!
[Dob] Game's over, everyone's back now!
You did a nice job, Kevin.
- Did you catch all of them?
- Mm.
Five at one time? Awesome.
And I don't know what you did
to your clothes, but It smells bad!
We'll meet up at camp, okay? [sighs]
[Kevin retching]
[phone vibrating]
[vibrating getting louder]
Don't touch!
- That's mine.
- Don't lie!
- It belongs to the leaders.
- You need to give it to me, now!
Where did you find it, Kevin?
The leaders hid it from me as a test,
and I'm supposed to go and find it.
Okay. You're telling me
I'm the only one who doesn't know?
That's the point of the game!
If you know about it,
- you lose and the game is over!
- Okay, Kevin, relax, you're safe.
But you need to tell me the truth now.
- You're starting to piss me the fuck off.
- You're hurting me, stop!
Kevin, what the hell, man?
[owl hoots]
[Moose] Oh, fuck! These are diamonds.
[Panda] Where did they come from?
[flies buzzing]
Shit.