Danger Mouse (2015) s01e02 Episode Script
Danger at C Level
1 # He's the greatest # He's fantastic # Wherever there is danger he'll be there # He's the ace, he's amazing # He's the strongest # He's the quickest # He's the best # DangerMouse # DangerMouse DangerMouse! The mighty Himalayas, peaceful, where the only sound Aaaaaaaaaaaargh! .
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is that of our heroes facing an icy doom as they desperately attempt to outrun a mouse-seeking missile.
Aaaaaaaaargh! - I've got an idea.
- I hope it's to go home and hide under a duvet! I was thinking of something a bit more like this.
I can't look.
Did it work? Aaaaah! Don't worry, Penfold, I'll get you off that thing.
ZOOM CRASH Activate DangerBungee.
- No need to thank me! - Thank you?! You dropped me on a missile - and then knocked me off with a tunnel! - You forgot the avalanche.
RUMBLING That's it! This hamster has had it up to here! In the last week, I've been tied up blown up .
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eaten up BURP - Well, I am fed up! - There's no need to get worked up! Either I get a holiday, or I'm finished! - But we just went skiing.
- A safe holiday! No baddies, no danger, no missions.
Promise? Penfold, if you want a holiday, we'll have a holiday, I promise.
Disaster, DM, the world needs you.
Sorry, Colonel, but I promised Penfold.
- You'll have to call DangerMoth or DangerMackrel.
- But! Where shall we go, Penfold? Oo, oo, oo, a cruise to Captain Pete's Funtime Pier.
Ha-har, me hearties! Captain Pete's is celebrating 100 years since the last safety checks.
Eurgh.
Taxi! So, well, nothing beats a cruise, does it? Deck chairs, the smell of the ocean, more deck chairs.
Oh, this is going to be really boring, isn't it? Not likely! I've got my Giraffe Warriors Gold.
I'll finish bonus Level C this holiday, even if it kills me! It's harder than I remember.
- DM, it's an emergency.
- Sorry, Colonel, can't help.
But, but, but, but, but! No buts, Colonel.
We're on holiday, having a nice, relaxing fight with a cross between a shark, a flying fish and a crab! Take that! And this! And that! ROAR Catch! Fancy a game? BREATHING HEAVILY Ah, there you are, DM.
You're not going to believe this, but The world's being attacked by giant, mutant sea monsters? - Amazing.
- Lucky guess, Colonel.
They are popping up everywhere there's water, from Copacabana to Italy .
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to the lavatories of HQ.
FLUSHING AND SCREAMS We've devoted all our resources to finding out who's behind it and got nothing.
Luckily, my 12-year-old nephew found this on the internet.
Greetings, world.
Behold your doom! A machine that morphs ordinary sea creatures .
.
into terrifying monsters that will destroy the planet, unless you pay me the modest sum of all the gold in the world.
For more information, press the red button or subscribe to my channel.
Sorry, Colonel, but I can't go back on my word to Penfold.
DangerMouse's word is his bond.
- What about DangerMackrel? - Haven't heard back from him.
What the world needs right now is a hero, someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.
Fear? Is that French? MUSIC: Land Of Hope And Glory Someone who'll stand when others sit and put the telly on.
Someone prepared to do their duty for Queen and country, and planet, and galaxy, and You get the idea.
HE SIGHS - I'll do it.
- I knew I could count on you, DM.
The Baron's been chased to Hawaii.
When you're finished there, I could do with a hand tidying my office.
Crumbs, Chief, an upgrade to Hawaii! This holiday is awesome! - Yes, funny that.
- You're the best friend ever.
Activate eye patch.
Search for Greenback and known associates.
I hope you don't get too bored without a mission.
I'm sure I'll manage.
You could help me with Level C.
Apparently, something amazing happens when you crack it.
- COMPUTERISED VOICE: Game Over! - Oi! I hadn't even started! - Hmmm Why don't I get us an ice cream? (With stiletto sprinkles?) If that numbskull forgets my lollipop, he's toast! What?! Him? Here? How? Then I hope you're hungry, you're having DangerMouse for lunch! A hammerhead-prawnopus? Honestly, who comes up with this stuff? ROAR Um, I just came back to find out what flavour ice cream you wanted? - Prawnopus! - Um, I'll stick to vanilla, if it's all the same.
Two can play at that game! Ding, ding.
We have a winner.
Just coming with those ice creams! Two ice creams, please.
Mmmm! Thanks, Chief.
DANGERMOUSE GASPS Oi! What's going on? PENFOLD GASPS Chief? You're on a mission! No, what I'm actually doing isgive me a moment.
No missions, you said.
You stay out of this! You-you-you broke your promise.
ROAR How? Chief! Penfold! Penfold! Activate inflatable DangerTrunks.
DM, the attacks are getting worse.
Those trunks aren't doing much for your figure.
Tell the Professor I need the DangerSub.
I'll save the world, but I'm saving my friend first! You hammerheaded fool! I told you to destroy DangerMouse, not bring me a hamster! You think you've got a beef with DangerMouse? Get in line! Barone, DangerSub, heading this way.
Calling all sea monsters, return to base.
Destroy DangerMouse! - Did they get him? - I don't know, boss.
All I can see is the squid ink.
BOTH: Oh-oh! Chief! I'm still not talking to you.
Whoa! What was that? - Waaa! - Quick, Penfold, to the DangerSub.
It's the only way out.
- Ah, we're all trapped.
- Not all, DangerMouse.
Eh, barone, don't forget-a me! I owe you an apology, Penfold.
I broke my promise.
- I guess saving the world comes first.
- No, Penfold, friendship comes first.
- Shame it didn't earlier - Shh, shh, shh! Don't spoil the moment! Well, it looks like we're done for.
How would you like to spend your last 15 seconds? I want to crack Giraffe Warriors Gold and unlock the surprise! Really? We're about to get squashed and OK, let's do it together.
- THEY MUTTER - Nice one! Watch out! - Aha, got him! COMPUTERISED VOICE: Game complete! - We cracked it! - Yeah.
Unfortunately, so did the monsters! COMPUTERISED VOICE: Prepare for transformation.
Samu-rhino! He can defeat anything! - Penfold, you are a genius! - I am? - Quick, into the machine! BOTH: We are DangerFold Warrior! Penfold, throw it in reverse! - Ha! - We did it, Chief.
And I got to play Giraffe Warriors for real! This was the best holiday ever! Oh, I've got an itch! You know, back there I'm not scratching your bottom for you, Penfold! - But it's our bottom! - I don't care! It looks like our heroes have got to the 'bottom' of another dastardly plot, but what of Baron Greenback? Oh, oh! I'm free! Stiletto, swim for it! Thus ends this week's adventure, a thrilling tale that kept us on the edge of our Oh, not again! Oh, um, please don't tell them I was playing games at work.
It won't happen again, ever.
OK, starting now! # He's the greatest # He's fantastic # Wherever there is danger he'll be there # DangerMouse # DangerMouse DangerMouse!
.
is that of our heroes facing an icy doom as they desperately attempt to outrun a mouse-seeking missile.
Aaaaaaaaargh! - I've got an idea.
- I hope it's to go home and hide under a duvet! I was thinking of something a bit more like this.
I can't look.
Did it work? Aaaaah! Don't worry, Penfold, I'll get you off that thing.
ZOOM CRASH Activate DangerBungee.
- No need to thank me! - Thank you?! You dropped me on a missile - and then knocked me off with a tunnel! - You forgot the avalanche.
RUMBLING That's it! This hamster has had it up to here! In the last week, I've been tied up blown up .
.
eaten up BURP - Well, I am fed up! - There's no need to get worked up! Either I get a holiday, or I'm finished! - But we just went skiing.
- A safe holiday! No baddies, no danger, no missions.
Promise? Penfold, if you want a holiday, we'll have a holiday, I promise.
Disaster, DM, the world needs you.
Sorry, Colonel, but I promised Penfold.
- You'll have to call DangerMoth or DangerMackrel.
- But! Where shall we go, Penfold? Oo, oo, oo, a cruise to Captain Pete's Funtime Pier.
Ha-har, me hearties! Captain Pete's is celebrating 100 years since the last safety checks.
Eurgh.
Taxi! So, well, nothing beats a cruise, does it? Deck chairs, the smell of the ocean, more deck chairs.
Oh, this is going to be really boring, isn't it? Not likely! I've got my Giraffe Warriors Gold.
I'll finish bonus Level C this holiday, even if it kills me! It's harder than I remember.
- DM, it's an emergency.
- Sorry, Colonel, can't help.
But, but, but, but, but! No buts, Colonel.
We're on holiday, having a nice, relaxing fight with a cross between a shark, a flying fish and a crab! Take that! And this! And that! ROAR Catch! Fancy a game? BREATHING HEAVILY Ah, there you are, DM.
You're not going to believe this, but The world's being attacked by giant, mutant sea monsters? - Amazing.
- Lucky guess, Colonel.
They are popping up everywhere there's water, from Copacabana to Italy .
.
to the lavatories of HQ.
FLUSHING AND SCREAMS We've devoted all our resources to finding out who's behind it and got nothing.
Luckily, my 12-year-old nephew found this on the internet.
Greetings, world.
Behold your doom! A machine that morphs ordinary sea creatures .
.
into terrifying monsters that will destroy the planet, unless you pay me the modest sum of all the gold in the world.
For more information, press the red button or subscribe to my channel.
Sorry, Colonel, but I can't go back on my word to Penfold.
DangerMouse's word is his bond.
- What about DangerMackrel? - Haven't heard back from him.
What the world needs right now is a hero, someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word fear.
Fear? Is that French? MUSIC: Land Of Hope And Glory Someone who'll stand when others sit and put the telly on.
Someone prepared to do their duty for Queen and country, and planet, and galaxy, and You get the idea.
HE SIGHS - I'll do it.
- I knew I could count on you, DM.
The Baron's been chased to Hawaii.
When you're finished there, I could do with a hand tidying my office.
Crumbs, Chief, an upgrade to Hawaii! This holiday is awesome! - Yes, funny that.
- You're the best friend ever.
Activate eye patch.
Search for Greenback and known associates.
I hope you don't get too bored without a mission.
I'm sure I'll manage.
You could help me with Level C.
Apparently, something amazing happens when you crack it.
- COMPUTERISED VOICE: Game Over! - Oi! I hadn't even started! - Hmmm Why don't I get us an ice cream? (With stiletto sprinkles?) If that numbskull forgets my lollipop, he's toast! What?! Him? Here? How? Then I hope you're hungry, you're having DangerMouse for lunch! A hammerhead-prawnopus? Honestly, who comes up with this stuff? ROAR Um, I just came back to find out what flavour ice cream you wanted? - Prawnopus! - Um, I'll stick to vanilla, if it's all the same.
Two can play at that game! Ding, ding.
We have a winner.
Just coming with those ice creams! Two ice creams, please.
Mmmm! Thanks, Chief.
DANGERMOUSE GASPS Oi! What's going on? PENFOLD GASPS Chief? You're on a mission! No, what I'm actually doing isgive me a moment.
No missions, you said.
You stay out of this! You-you-you broke your promise.
ROAR How? Chief! Penfold! Penfold! Activate inflatable DangerTrunks.
DM, the attacks are getting worse.
Those trunks aren't doing much for your figure.
Tell the Professor I need the DangerSub.
I'll save the world, but I'm saving my friend first! You hammerheaded fool! I told you to destroy DangerMouse, not bring me a hamster! You think you've got a beef with DangerMouse? Get in line! Barone, DangerSub, heading this way.
Calling all sea monsters, return to base.
Destroy DangerMouse! - Did they get him? - I don't know, boss.
All I can see is the squid ink.
BOTH: Oh-oh! Chief! I'm still not talking to you.
Whoa! What was that? - Waaa! - Quick, Penfold, to the DangerSub.
It's the only way out.
- Ah, we're all trapped.
- Not all, DangerMouse.
Eh, barone, don't forget-a me! I owe you an apology, Penfold.
I broke my promise.
- I guess saving the world comes first.
- No, Penfold, friendship comes first.
- Shame it didn't earlier - Shh, shh, shh! Don't spoil the moment! Well, it looks like we're done for.
How would you like to spend your last 15 seconds? I want to crack Giraffe Warriors Gold and unlock the surprise! Really? We're about to get squashed and OK, let's do it together.
- THEY MUTTER - Nice one! Watch out! - Aha, got him! COMPUTERISED VOICE: Game complete! - We cracked it! - Yeah.
Unfortunately, so did the monsters! COMPUTERISED VOICE: Prepare for transformation.
Samu-rhino! He can defeat anything! - Penfold, you are a genius! - I am? - Quick, into the machine! BOTH: We are DangerFold Warrior! Penfold, throw it in reverse! - Ha! - We did it, Chief.
And I got to play Giraffe Warriors for real! This was the best holiday ever! Oh, I've got an itch! You know, back there I'm not scratching your bottom for you, Penfold! - But it's our bottom! - I don't care! It looks like our heroes have got to the 'bottom' of another dastardly plot, but what of Baron Greenback? Oh, oh! I'm free! Stiletto, swim for it! Thus ends this week's adventure, a thrilling tale that kept us on the edge of our Oh, not again! Oh, um, please don't tell them I was playing games at work.
It won't happen again, ever.
OK, starting now! # He's the greatest # He's fantastic # Wherever there is danger he'll be there # DangerMouse # DangerMouse DangerMouse!